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  • I am a SG (on my boyfriends account, hence the username) and I really think they could have sent someone who appreciates Keenan's music. He is my favorite musician period and I would kill for the opportunity to just have a conversation with him, interview or not. I really admire him.

  • @Conflikt420 You do realize that Tool, APC, and Puscifer don't fall into any of those categories, right?

  • Man that nod at 0:58 makes me cringe. so fake

  • fuck, Maynard totally looks like a russian drug dealer

  • WITHOUT THE MAKEUP SUICIDE GIRLS ARE SOME UGLY HOES, SLUTS, AMD WHORES! FUCK UNDERGROUND MUSIC! ITS ONLY MUSIC! BITCH!

  • Maynard TOOL made you what you are,so get back to it!

  • omg... he IS Britney Spears

  • Fuck Suicide Girls... That girl had no idea what Maynard was talking about. She didn't even realize he was making fun of her...

  • She couldn't be any more bored and uninterested. 

  • Im really surprise Maynard would even talk to those stupid whores...

  • @Derail07

    No shit. It's almost disappointing. lol.

  • @Derail07 Maynard will talk to anyone to get press about his winery right now... that's what is almost disappointing...

  • @MrXyzpoiuy What was that? Hooker with a penis?

  • Great to hear what Maynard is talking about but the interviewer just looks bored.

  • '' and this is britney spears and this is the shocker'' I LOLED SO HARD LOL and im in class, fml

  • @BloodMusicTrinity - I know what you mean, I was at WORK! Shh! :\

  • @AnaraneSeragone Looool thats even worse, i kindd of feel your pain <3

  • That's why Tool and Maynard hate doing interviews because they know the interviewer couldn't give a shit about what they have to say.

    Plus Maynard isn't gonna perform for this cunt he's just going to answer her questions. If the truth is boring so be it

  • It was very painful to watch...she seemed so bored with him.

    Hey, Girlie, listen we all would LOVE to trade, ok? You sit at my shitty desk job & I'll go hang out with Maynard and have an intelligent conversation...sounds like heaven to ME!

  • This girl seems about as interested in what Maynard's saying, as much as watching paint dry, it just seems really unprofessional. Meanwhile I realised how pimped out Maynard is in Puscifer gear.

  • Damn, thats a pimpin pimp pad.

  • seems like the girl just out right doesnt understand him the part i really found funny is it says suicidegirls exclusive when he had carson daily out to enjoy some whine for an interview.

  • all this girl is doing is nodding. she obviously doesnt give a shit/understand what maynard james keenan is saying. its hard to watch.

  • the reincarnation of jesus christ

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  • I love how this is considered an 'interview' and she says about two words. Just give me some MJK w/o the paid entertainment. ;P

  • love maynard, love how he literally is just a regular dude and he wants everyone to know it :D

  • Maynard came into my liquor store and spent about $5000 on wine. The security guard was following him around thinking he looked suss.

  • PUSCIFER IS NOT A SIDE PROJECT, neither is A Perfect Circle, or his vineyard for that matter. they are fully fledged artistic forms with as much effort and care put into them as TOOL. and none of them are comparable as art, they are all hole, complete and separate entities in their own right. The only thing that links them is a truly artistic and creative person who dosent believe that him himself is of any importance.

  • @B1GGB0SSrevolution WOW - Deep .... real deep - now buy a dictionary

  • Ha!ha! he's wearing a track suit!! lol!!

  • And I'm Brittany Spears and this is the shocker.

    LOL!

  • I <3 HOW MANy times he says 'creative'.

  • Is Puscifer a joke? Or what?

  • @CleverNameHere81 Sort of, but no. It's a side project of his.

  • @CleverNameHere81 They actually started out as a joke band..

  • Suicide Girls would be so much hotter if they actually liked metal/punk/thrash. Really they're just a bunch of pop culture chicks in costumes.

  • How much money does maynard have..?

  • @DegeneratePhobia why don't you go ask him? I'm sure he'd love that.

  • @quaademan OMG I CAN TALK TO MAYNARD? no.

  • @DegeneratePhobia Enough

  • @DegeneratePhobia

    9 dollars and 78 cents to be exact

  • @bodazaffa1 sweet thanks man

    

  • One sexy tracksuit

  • his chicken got ate: I just had the same visage a month ago when the fucking raccoons marauded.

  • @akmiles76 damn them and their little burglar masks!

  • HAHA i love maynard

  • at 4:06 "two in the pink, one in the stink"... youre a dirty fucker maynard

  • This gold, wine, can be gold if the suns colors hits it just right

  • @mopanahi Than what the fuck did you watch the video for? You must be another woman that doesn't know what the fuck she wants. One minute you click a video thinking "oh that looks interesting" and the next it's "im tired of listening to this fucker talk about wine". Go finger yourself in the shower and come back when your hormones are not set at bitch. If you happen to be a guy.... fuck you you sally, go finger yourself in the shower and come back when your hormones are not set to sally.

  • @mopanahi I can tell you liked this. I highly recommend the film Blood Into Wine. Maynard talks alot more about wine. It's on Netflix. I have it in my instant queue.

  • I love Tool and I love Maynard but I think it's a shame that he talks to media whores like Carson Daly and some stupid tattoed brats who never listened to his music at all.

  • @1Reflection1 Notice how he never gives them a truly serious interview.

  • @1Reflection1

    A shame that he talks to media? How else is he going to promote his projects - particularly those not associated with Tool? He's made no bones about the fact that he hates doing interviews; what he is doing has to do with his livelihood. Making wine isn't exactly something you do on the cheap ya know...and really...who the fuck knows who Puscifer is? You have to promote it...else it fails.

  • I loooove Maynard! He's a really cool and creative dude :p

  • Maynard flashed "The Shocker" LMAO

  • Maynard and the other members of Tool have done so much to inspire people not to just sell an image and try to be creative and sell music. All of Tool still is great in my opinion.

  • 1:30 who else wants to go draw that right now?

  • @Justin22Kurtis what an odd and interesting observation. u eagerin to draw that specifically

  • Love the soul patch

    mjk rules !!

  • "I'm Brittany Spears."

  • God, Maynard is so awesome!

  • ...oh, there's some chicken...foot

  • Yeah he's a great writer and vocalist, but he needs Danny Carey , Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor and artists like them to be successful, the people he writes and create music with are just as talented as he, if not more so. Look at the successful projects he's been involved in and the musicians and techs amongst them, all from the same ilk. Tool fans put way too much into Maynard himself. He's a great talent, but you don't know shit about him personally . weirdos.

  • @glassdickjones Typical Tool fan... always educating other Tool fans on how little they know about Tool.

  • @disdanic hahaha every big band dude, you should see some of the comments on phish videos. hateful phish fans just might be the worst.

  • @glassdickjones I agree but who the fuck are you to call us tool fans weirdos

  • @blackmanorigins Who the fuck am I? I'm a Tool fan, I thought that would have been obvious..

  • @glassdickjones yeah but this is a video about maynard and grapes rrtard

  • @TheSwedeJohan tattooed bitches.

  • The interviewer is an idiot dumb bitch

  • im britney spears and this is the shocker

  • The Shocker!

  • a bald nicholas cage?

  • @TheForrbidenFruit Maynard has more talent in his piss than Cage will ever have.

  • @drumlord420 yeah but they sorta look alike from my perspective..

  • the girl is an ass... ... is evident that she doesn't understand what he was saying...

  • I hope this is shot in winter because he must be dying wearing this in arizona

  • "and i'm britney spears and this is the shocker" lol damn that was a perfect line

  • haha. 'and im britney spears and this is the shocker'

  • Think he fucked her after the interview?

  • @NAWmessiah XD

  • @NAWmessiah nah, brought his horse

  • Oh, there's some chicken.. foot...

  • She has no idea what the hell he's talking about! LMFAO ROFL!!!!!!!

  • SG got troll'd hard

  • she doesn't seem too thrilled.

  • @shredyourhead thats cuz shes a dumb ass

  • I love Maynard. He's so shy and quiet. 

  • @posthumanfetus

    AKA normal.

  • @HDGFilmProductions Yeah, normal people rock.

  • I think maynard is pissed because the record industry has failed him. He is sick of all the pop garbage stealing his thunder. Maynard has so much to say and people tune him out to listen to bullshit music. Most people will not even spend 20 bucks to own his album. What the fuck is wrong with the world when the greatest singer of all time chooses to make wine. But people didn't give him a choice. Puscifer is a project that is meant to send a message. You wan't to listen to bullshit. Here is some.

  • "Oh, there's some, chicken... foot...." Ahhahaha, that was awesome!!!

  • I still want to know why that chicken foot was there...

  • no matter what he does he is divine. if people want to look at him as divine thats fine with me. I'm also divine. I sing and paint and I am a fuckin demi- god. god is to create bitch.

  • I WANT WINE NOW!

  • i see a spiritual signifigance to thier band-one of the very few bands that are popular preaching spiritual enlightenment.

  • is it possible to get a job picking grapes there? :D

  • @MakuhdieKuh I want a job making wine there!

  • @MakuhdieKuh NOPE TRIED IT - But you are allowed to jump the fence and take all you can grab

  • what song is playing during this soebody tel lme

  • @Cawlmdownbrolololz

    Its a song from Maynard's side-project "Puscifer" from the album "V for Vagina".

    Search it on youtube =)

  • @Shitnames ive heard all about that but i dont know the name of the song..

  • @Cawlmdownbrolololz the song is Queen Bee by Puscifer...

  • "oh no...look, someones broken in and stolen my stereo.."

    "well, you need better get better security, in your PIMP PAD..oh look, theres someones chicken foot.."

    *classic

  • Haha, the thanks to credits thanked "The Shocker"

  • he's like willy wonka for people who like wine.

  • I want maynard to bang me. plz. k thanks.

  • maynard and the rest of tool practise enochian ritual magick. if you dont believe me ask danny karry why he keeps a magick board behind him when he drums

  • lol. There's some chicken...foot....

  • why is v for vagine?

  • Maynard helps gives me the courage to do whayever the fvck! want :)

  • slide a mile 6 inches at a time on maynards dick! fools!

  • Puscifer sucks! Hes a fuckin weirdo

  • haha your a retard he is one of the greatest musisions of our time dumb shit

  • @sevenskate He is a genious! go choke on a sandwich!

  • Maynard looks like Nicolas Cage and John Travolta here. haha

  • he's whispering :D

  • Am I the only one who finds this interview drenched in sarcasm. Having seen maynard's other interviews, I think he's basking in giving an overly complex and emotional answer to a fairly empty question. How did you incorporate wine into your project? Oh, chaos in planting vines, survival, entertainment industry and record industry, goat cheese, etc. He's totally fucking around.

  • I agree, and he does that alot in interviews.

    Personally I think the whole point of Puscifer was to show that no matter what Maynard does, Tool fans will worship him for it. More power to him, lol.

  • maynard says its basically "all of the voices in his head coming together"

  • it annoys me how millionaires talk about how they are concerned they might not be able to make more money in the future...i used to eat out of garbage cans...if i had millions i would be set for life...

  • Maybe you should have sold your computar to pay for food.

  • @Gloobsy67

    hahaha. good one, except the guy said he USED to eat out of garbage cans. He's probably better off now. That was quite a insensitive comment...

  • I'm sure he'll live.

  • i'm britney spears and this is the shocker...lol

  • "oh there's some chicken...foot."

     ahaha

  • btw: Maynard , , , Milla will squeeze yo heart & mind like o grape. Milla can be'o (insert sexual frustation here) nuttin but luv

  • this son of a bitch is tryin to insult the middlemen of starvation & humanity.

    Humanity begins at the GUV"MINT check level.

    ev'ting else should b o crime ! lol - luv Maynard

  • Fantastic. Thankyou. Its good to know i do know and he knows and he knows you dont know.

  • lol maynard cracks me up, the guys bloody insane

  • i love that. "oh theres some chicken. . foot" with a bit of a worried tone is foot.

    thats lovely

  • the toolband is a TOOL to spread the message. That's why they rather don't do interviews. They're musicians, not politicians.

  • All you silly people with empty lives should stop referring to Maynard as a "god". If you called him that to his face, he'd point at you, laugh at you, and then bitch-slap you. He's just a simple man who has great musical capabilities well beyond the regular norm. He's not divine. He's just really lyrically and musically talented. Fucking relax and pick up a hobby or something. Even if it has to be dildo practice, whatever. Just stop the fucking worshipping. It's weak.

  • yup.... the reason he rarely does interviews is because he lets his music speak for itself.

  • its weak you need to act like the 'big man' and tell everyone what is reasonable and to come back to earth. looser.

    Maybe Maynard does think hes god. So what? You beta run, cause i think this gods angry you were dissing him... and with all his omnipotent powers and shit... beta do some stretches Tom cause u'a need to start running soon... lol

  • residue102

    First of all, loser is not spelled "looser"... Secondly, Maynard does not want you blindly and fanatically worship what he sings or writes. No, he wants you to think for yourself. Please-- don't be stupid, son. The water of ever-lasting life awaits you. 9/74... 37/18...222

  • lol. shutup idiot. Thanks for that help on how to spell looser. Really saved the world with that.

    Plus, I dont know if you got it, but my comments were pretty light hearted and in a humurous context. Is that how you spell humerious? humarus. now look what you've done!

    what does your 9/74 etc stuff mean? i dont understand that stuff at all. Is that like on their website - dissectional? or something. they have all these weird dates and stuff, cryptic shit? right over my head

  • residue102

    You either need to go back and repeat 2nd. grade or you need to use this great, little invention they have, it's called "spell check". Anyway, I'm not prepared to disclose that tidbit of riddle on 9/74. Not because I'm trying to be an asshole-- well, I am an asshole, but for other reasons-- but because I prefer that you find out for yourself. That's exciting man, to research things, it's fucking magical. Use your imagination. 9/74... it's actually quite silly. Be well.

  • @ADealWithTheDevil I think you went too far too...

    "great musical capabilities well beyond the regular norm"

    I, at 14/15, realised that anyone can be brilliant at anything. It is about putting your mind to it. Work. I couldn't sing, play guitar, drums. Have never had a lesson and am now great at one, profficient in others. We are all equal. He just chose, to think and then pass on his knowledge. Not that many people listen well. :P

    Oh, and obviously not him alone. Everyone he works with adds.

  • @ADealWithTheDevil As much as I can relate with other people who love his music, I fully agree!

  • @ADealWithTheDevil

    fuck it!!!!! adam is god :)

  • @ADealWithTheDevil damn that was well said

  • @ADealWithTheDevil

    I agree, but he still deserves more attention than other self-proclamed "artists". He has wisdom and creative energies that others need to hear and feel. It's nice to finally have a band sing about things deeper than just broken hearts and open wounds.

  • @ADealWithTheDevil

    i always pat myself on the back when i'm riding a fat cock

  • @ADealWithTheDevil No weaker than worshiping christian mythology.

  • @ADealWithTheDevil Respect points for you, my friend. I agree, Maynard is a seemingly cool person, with a terrific aptitude for what he does, but the worship is something, to my knowledge, he himself despises. Pretty ironic that most of the fans of Tool and APC are people Keenan would probably not jive with lol.

  • @Pseudopathaso You give that guy respect. Then you are a fucking idiot. Maynard just wants to appear to be humble. In truth he is an arrogant man. He has every right to be and he knows it. I am shure he has read machiavelli the prince and he is well aware of the art of maintaining and manipulating public opinion, You don't know anything about him. You only think what he wants you to think. FYI When he says he doesn't want to be worshiped, it is a lie. He says that because he can.

  • @ADealWithTheDevil all hail m j kay

  • @ADealWithTheDevil it's a joke bud...you think people really think that. i bet half the people that say it are atheists anyway.

  • @ADealWithTheDevil He is simple? I don't think so guy. He is not just someone who is above average at writting music and lyrics. The world is full of musicians that we could say are above average. It's not just how well you say something, it is what you are saying. He says things through his music that are bigger than the words themselves. That is like saying that Leonardo Davinci was just a simple man who was simply an above average painter. Or Sir Issac Newton was just above average at physics

  • @ADealWithTheDevil he is the messiah and obama is the antichrist

  • @quintfl rofl troll

  • @ADealWithTheDevil what the fuck do you care

  • @ADealWithTheDevil wow you obviously take shit way to seriously. i never said anything like that but its like saying the they think hes great musician and they look up to him. its not calling him their religious leader or anything like that you fucking idiot. i will guarantee you have said something like that in your lifetime. so take the bloody tampon out of your pussy and get your golden rod out of your ass. douche bag.

  • @ADealWithTheDevil agreed, Yeah he's a great writer and vocalist, but he needs Danny Carey , Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor and artists like them to be successful, the people he writes and create music with are just as talented as he, if not more so. Look at the successful projects he's been involved in and the musicians and techs amongst them, all from the same ilk. Tool fans put way too much into Maynard himself. He's a great talent, but you don't know shit about him personally . weirdos.

  • lol i wouldnt of not recognized maynard if i were to walk by him in the streets. he always looks so different, i know he does it intentionally, thats pretty cool.

  • wtf :D

  • I joined the SuicideGirls website and it was poor to say the least.

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  • where can i get his juice at and how much

  • just get drunk

  • Lol he said he didn't even remember doing this interview. I see why. She was just kind of ...Unmemorable.

  • maynard is such a unique and brilliant talent, and i believe he and his art is the last of this generations "great " music