Shit My Indian Parents Say

[lakerstrufan24]

no joke 1:15 is my dad's name

[theguynanagyal]

OH. MY. GOD. my dad says exactly and does exactly the same things lol. where are you going tonight? You can spend absolutely no money, okay have fun!

[katrinerszxP]

seriously thought my dad was the only one who made those weird noises when he says no to something

[yogisingh13]

1:17 - 1:19 sounds scottish.

[OurSisterLife]

so funny! hey guys check out my channel!...Two Indian sisters in college! Come and follow our journey:)

[Antibarbiegal]

I laughed real hard from 0:28-0:34!!

[Bubblyone009]

mom is mean lmao! but dang all parents do the dvd thing? wow

[lorusso89]

I'm not Indian but I can do related to the DVD bit

[syedh88]

"going to go boozing with your friends?" hahahha!

[JulianWildes]

My best friend is named Arun and he is indian too!!

[DeeptiNair09]

1:02 not gonna lie my mom said this to my brother when he had to grow a beard after losing a bet. In her defense he did look pretty terrifying...

[hkturtco]

chimpanzee makes me out laugh..hahaha..

[Davesbahamianboo116]

Spend no money! Absolutely nooooo money!

[justicebustedus]

Haroon? On The Big Bang Theory, Raj's parents have gay friends, Haroon and Tanvir.

I approve of this.

[SWISHndFLICK14]

scary accurate!

[wed59]

HILARIOUSSSSSS THE WHOLE THING WAS SO FUNNY!!!! AND SO TRUE!! OH MANNN

[Basemunk]

This is hilarious man! Galavanting! Hahahaha.

[clapadamclap]

i find it hilarious that ur american but u can turn on your indian accent perfectly..

[TheReshma]

one of the BEST shit ___ says videos.

[desidol22]

0_0 wtf, my parents don't switch to an american accent when speaking to white people..

[RebeccaBlackForeva]

SAAAAAAAME

[HodgeYMusic]

love it xD

[thugly921]

haha make your nose smaller

[iloveny76]

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH THE SNEEZING THING!!!! Oh thank God i thought my mom was the only one who did that!

[mooshufinkle30]

SPOT ON

[chohakkaifan]

o___o Dude it's so true. No matter how good yo try to look you'll never be pretty enough.

[pinkspark4]

such an owl...such a wolf..such a...chimpanzee! hahahahahahahhaa

[missyxxxsorted]

hahahaha!! the one about the emergancy and DVD is sooo true!! happens all the time!!

[asit1]

That thing with the DVD! GOD That hit the spot....

[rohitsn]

hahaha..now I realize my sister had it way worse

[dmon5ter]

'why do you need friends' ROFLL

[irabhat00]

its wierd how true this is

[Gabagabe1]

Amazing how similar this is to most (if not all) immigrant families in America regardless of ethnicity.

[Legacychildren]

so gay!!!

[aadvani22]

such an owl, such a wolf, such a...chimpanzee! LOL

[dasoupsta]

LOVED the part with the DVD!

[jacobaization]

hahahahahahahahahaha hilarious

[enigma81581]

So fucking true ahahhahahaha

"Where are you going tonight?"

"Where are you going tonight?"

"Where are you going tonight?"

"Going to go galavanting with your friends"

"Going to go galavanting and drinking with your friends"

Story of my fucking life ahahahhahaahah :D

[09jadikins]

lol love how there are 2 microwaves. And this is fantastically funny.

[WhatMadiThinks]

I'm sitting. Drinking McDonalds coffee because it is the best. And I'm literally laughing my butt off. THIS IS GREAT!! Goes perfect with this perfect coffee. Thanks!!

[omnomnomn00bs]

CHIMPANZEE xD

[arkdude211]

I am married to an Indian, this is very funny. I can't stop watching. Not only funny, but tasteful. We feel the love you have for your parents. Great job, do more! You are as cute as can be.

[psychoticjackass]

@ 0:25 my parents ALWAYS say gallivanting I LOLD

[SHINeELF15]

LOL to the sneeze= sit down for 5 minutes before leaving, and put this DVD in. So true! Miss my parents too :(

[IHateARCHIE]

OMG AT THE PUT THIS DVD IN. LMAO MY PARENTS MAKE ME DO THAT ALL THE TIME

[nathanhector1]

EVERYONE WATCH: #ThingsLondonPeopleSay ... < SOOO FUNNY, MUST WATCH!!!!!!!

[ActiveAnimeEnt]

Funneh!

[ldpoetess]

LOL my former neighbour was so like this. The hand gestures, the pronounciation LOL I loved her!

[rainingveryhard]

I love the lady's hair style- she's wearing a long black piece of cloth on her head styled to look like a braid and 'such an owl, such a wolf' rofl

[cajuboy]

Hey that was good & funny. Thanks for the laugh.

[TheKokakola2009]

UR SO FUUNY BRO LOVE INDIA GRETING FROM EGYPT

[HKL3155]

nice try...WHACK

[mashkanyc]

thats awesome

[NiKKiBSEXCii]

O: My friends' parents are like this & their Indians.

OMG :P!

[Dipika4121]

"Got to go... make your nose smaller... Bye!"

Lost my shit. hahahahahahahahaa.

[genericunderstanding]

LAME

[purplerox315]

oh my god the sneeze thing is SO TRUE

[lizzym3]

WHY do I find the guys in these "shit people say" videos so attractive when they're dressed as women???

[MahaVakyas]

LMAO!! "Put this DVD in!" after saying it was an "emergency". hahahhahaha.. I almost fell off of my chair.. so fucking funny..

[ilovethebroadway]

galavanting. lol

[MrDavisingh]

not Indian parents, hindu parents, just sayin be specific

[akgovada]

@sriram87 Hahahahahhaha SO true

[sriram87]

I like the way he imitates Indian guys speaking English with different accents (on phone with colleagues, and around friends).. So true..

[akgovada]

@XxFightinDirtyxX Yeaaaaaaaaa u too? Hahaha

[sidkid2]

Oh wow. You hit the spot. Calling me from half way across town to pick up the TV remote. :facepalm:

[akgovada]

@sidkid2 i know right

[whaizthah]

@sidkid2 i was called at school, to pick up the remote

[kasdad321]

greatest thing ever

[akgovada]

@kasdad321 THANKS!

[Lollipoploopz]

I dont get the whole sneeze thing XD

[akgovada]

@Lollipoploopz hahaha some moms are superstitious - i dont really get it but mrs govada says i cant leave the house right after i sneeze hahaha

[yHong94]

at 1:06 look at the reflection on the microwave or wtv that is. You'll see a head moving.

[akgovada]

@yHong94 my awesome cousins watching me tape :D

[mechanique]

drinking a whiskey, lol

[akgovada]

@confooseddesi89 Ahaha thanks! But it shouldn't say north Indian cuz my family is from andhra pradesh! #teamtelugu hahahha

[confooseddesi89]

I love this . . . however, IMO this should be "Shit North Indian Parents say." My parents are Malayalee and they only say about half those things . . . could just be my parents though. Anyway, great video!

[LedgemDK]

Not Indian, but one of my Indian friends shared this and I got a kick out of it. I've watched it a few times now... it's very nicely done. Seems like you have good parents :)

[akgovada]

@LedgemDK hahahaha thanks a lot im glad you liked the vid! not exaggerating haha. my mom didnt find it funny because everything i said here as her is true -__-

[amwritea]

So freakin GOOD, MY PARENTS ARE JUST LIKE THAT

[akgovada]

@amwritea hahahahahah! yeah its a blessing and a curse hahahahaha

[snsandiego]

I think you are GAYYYYYYYY

[akgovada]

@snsandiego funny lol

[XAnuritaX]

Stand up that I see how fat you got XD

DVD - FREACKIN' YES! Boy, that was amazing X))))

[akgovada]

@XAnuritaX hahaha yea fyi i stood up then and i had to turn around twice -___- hate skyping my rents sometimes ahahahha. glad you liked the vid :D

[LetMeHelpYouPlease]

these people are really vile. Why are they allowed to come here?

[TKE627]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease oh look another racist troll looking to start shit over the internet because he has no friends/life.

[LetMeHelpYouPlease]

@TKE627 I have plenty of friends but none of them are Indians because of the smell; no offense. Seriously what I have noticed is that Indians will do anything to escape India, but never express any gratitude for being allowed to immigrate to the West. You guys should at least say thank you once in a while. After all, we have so much for you to discover here. ...........like soap. no offense love and light.

[akgovada]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease @TKE627 celebrate diversity. we can all learn from each other.

[TKE627]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease HAH! you're a joke I'm 1st gen. American and consider myself American because I was born here. Unless you're a Native American, somewhere down the line your fam. were immigrants, you were hated and had stereotypes if you were a Mick, polock, kike, nazi, and I can go on to cover every country in the world. Also talk shit, but at the end of the day my parents are loaded. My dad contracts outsourcing and makes nearly 7 figures WITH an accent, how's your life?

[LetMeHelpYouPlease]

@TKE627 You brag about how much money your father makes? wow classy. Unverifiable, crass and a little sad too. no offense. No matter how much money your father wants you to think he has you're still not wanted here. sorry. no offense.

[TKE627]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease also yeah My father smells like curry, it's out diet you idiot, but his employees, be they black, white, asian, spanish, or whatever still lick his ass hoping to get promoted. hahah and now you're blocked have fun talking to yourself

[LetMeHelpYouPlease]

@TKE627 why would you announce on a public board that your father wants to have his ass licked? Are you mad at him? Did he forbid you from marrying some? You should listen to him. He IS your father after all, even if he likes having his ass licked. Brothers and sisters shouldn't be married to one another. no offense peace be upon you. love and light.

[pandy2323]

LOL. hilarious. esp the first kleenex thing. xD

[akgovada]

@pandy2323 LOL no one understands that but my dad likes to be environmentally friendly and 'save' tissues hahahahahha

[xbittersweetreadingx]

LMAO..."You don't want to be here with me, you don't love me? okay have fun!"

I feel like your talking straight out of my life!

[akgovada]

@xbittersweetreadingx hahahha you get that every night you wanna go out too ya?? sucks lol

[akgovada]

@SousouLeyla yeaaaaa 'amazing' hahahahahhahahahahah. jk i love them

[eyebrowsQ8]

OMG the sneeze thing!!!

[akgovada]

@eyebrowsQ8 LOL happens to u too??? i sneeze like every time i leave and my mom sits me down every time hahaha

[munkrock99]

ey ey put this DVD in! TOO MANY FREAKING TIMES!

[akgovada]

@munkrock99 yea i know right -___-

[dylans26]

@munkrock99 omg I get that all the time!

[DaRiza12]

my girlfriends grandma is that judgemental its so funny and shes jamaican

[akgovada]

@DaRiza12 hahahhahaha its the worst

[Samslikesbeefcurry]

my mom calls my cell and tells me to come home when im like half a mile away just to tell me to get her some water MAN WTF IS UP WITH THT.

[akgovada]

@Samslikesbeefcurry YEAAAAA sucks lol we needa all brainstorm and come up with a solution for this hahahah

[tumejorpose]

My dad totally says "galavanting" whenever I go out with friends...lol 

[akgovada]

@tumejorpose i am haunted by that word lollll

[lilzbz]

lmao arun

[akgovada]

@lilzbz hahaha who is this??

[BiGTyMeDyMe]

hahahaha

[akgovada]

@BiGTyMeDyMe :D

[megadeath8317]

Lmao

[akgovada]

@megadeath8317 :D

[fahimasfajitas]

my parents dont even say "have fun"

[akgovada]

@fahimasfajitas omg hahahhaha, sometimes its better tho. cuz you know 'have fun' really just means the opposite haha

[123missanonymous]

pretty good!

[akgovada]

@123missanonymous THANKS!

[Sugarie4eva]

OMGoddddd!!! LMAO (with a tear)!!! You gotta be lying! Your parents do not say all of that. Im saving this to my fav and this video should have a lot more views

[akgovada]

@Sugarie4eva LOL thanks. haha no lies at all. ABSOLUTELY no lies. this is my life haha.

[nakedape20]

thumbs up if your indian parents dont say any of this

[akgovada]

@nakedape20 lol you are lucky

[NinewingedTurkey]

The off-hand insults are so on point for my grandmother! Self confidence: zero :/

[akgovada]

@NinewingedTurkey i know right...... my grandma loves me more def

[PoonamTv]

"You know... if you weren't so short you wouldn't look so fat"

Lmao oh damn, I'm glad I'm a lot taller than my mom!

[akgovada]

@PoonamTv I AM TOO! D:

[nirvana2465]

This is the best "Shit X Say" videos i have seen!

[akgovada]

@nirvana2465 THANKS!

[LowFatVeganChef]

"What are you going to do about your face? Can't be scaring children now"

[akgovada]

@LowFatVeganChef i know i love calling/skyping my mom -_________-

[nayaolympia]

oh my god, this is my family right here, everything down to that glass of johnny walker hahaha

[akgovada]

@nayaolympia LOL so when i was making the vid i couldnt use real johnny or id be drunk by the end of the day with all those takes. hahahah. its fake whiskey - lemonade and maple syrup for color. SO NASTY.

[DeadWitMusic]

HAHAHAH omg! i can totally relate to the DVD!! pirated indian movies! hahahhh omg. i laughed my ass off my dad does that all the time hes like "RISHHHAAAAAABBBBBBBBB come..put this DVD in" im upstairs sleeping..

[akgovada]

@DeadWitMusic LOL they wake you up dont they..? happens to the best of us hahahahah

[lilgangstar202]

THEY SHOULD MAKE A BENGALI ONE :D

[frozenfire277]

@lilgangstar202 yes i agree!!

[akgovada]

@lilgangstar202 @frozenfire277 DOOOO IT!

[delivermethatcomedy]

I love how it seemed like you weren't able to keep a straight face throughout the whole thing. It's like you just wanted to burst out laughing, making it funnier hahaha.

[akgovada]

@delivermethatcomedy i know.. it was hard hahahahhaha. glad you liked it

[shAnaSh92]

ahaha

[akgovada]

@shAnaSh92 :D

[DrakesFinest]

These are my parents hahahaha! Low voice, Semi-Accent: "Yeah so, Mikes pretty pissed off about the first quarter results"

Regular Voice, Straight Indian: "Ey you bloody idiot I'm on the phone with the office"

Thats probably an exact quote from my dad hahaha

[akgovada]

@DrakesFinest LMAO yea it happens all the time. i die when i hear my dad try to sound cool like that. "pissed off" please dad... no.. hahahahahhahahahha

[swanqueen26]

This is so great. Perfect!

[akgovada]

@swanqueen26 :) thanks!

[7Superluckygirl7]

my parents always call me to do there crap. i'll be in my room and they'll be on the mainfloor right next to backyard door yet they call me to let the dog in

[akgovada]

@7Superluckygirl7 LOL omg shit i feel for you. so unreasonable its funny hahahahaha.

[JTeamjesters]

haha my parents in a nutshell XD

[akgovada]

@JTeamjesters yeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D

[MAKootage]

Arun is on A RUN! LOL

[akgovada]

@MAKootage doesn't happen often hahaha. who is this??

[smj130951]

This is actually the funniest brown parents parady i've ever seen. It wasn't stupid or offensive or overly steroetypical like the rest of the "comedians" put up on here. Awesome job :)

[akgovada]

@smj130951 LOL thanks a lot. yeah my parents were pretty offended ahhahahahahahahah. its aii my said shell still cook for me tho so we gooood

[NaturelDeese]

Lol hilarious haaaaaaa

[akgovada]

@NaturelDeese =)

[ramaramaox]

Good one Arun!

[akgovada]

@ramaramaox thank you! - who is this??

[akgovada]

@cherryfor2 awk

[mittenzzkittenzz]

omg hilarious i love indians <3

[akgovada]

@mittenzzkittenzz :D i love people who love indians. hahahaha.

[FlutterSleeve]

omg, i just keep on watching this again and again, I'm Bengali and this sounds soooooooo familiar!!!! so many spot on comments - "Why do you need friends"? is my FAVORITE!!!, "downstairs line", "you stupid idiot", "You don't love me?"

[akgovada]

@FlutterSleeve ahahahahahahha thanks yo! glad you liked the vid :)

[TheMusicInOurLives]

the dad ones are true lol