How to open an Ostrich Egg

[petah333]

wow it fills the bottom of a half hotel thats one big egg

[SerinosHD]

Österreicher :)

[MizzJV]

that took awhile

[Deeznuwts]

I still stick with the dinosaur eggs

[BoBe1233]

Pee on it.

Waitwut

[timoman6]

HATCH THE EGG AND RIDE IT AROUND YOUR HOUSE =D

[blazer50cal]

wow it is almost as big as one of my ......... um u never mined

lawls

[NikolausAbimontro]

Schmeckt gut?wie schmeckt ist das?

[gerbilPROJECT]

1. just toss it at the fucking wall

[Shiwram]

TmartN music

[DragonRider520]

do they taste any different than regular eggs?

[Slurfs]

Can someone please tell me the songname / artist for the music being played?

[maxlde80]

@Slurfs it is an Apple iMovie sample called "Breakbeat". Do you have a Mac? Then it comes free with your iLife software suite.

[Slurfs]

@maxlde80 Nope, I don't have a mac. I stay with Debian instead ;) Thanks for the heads up tough!

[llieske]

@Slurfs +1 for Debian.

[losingwater]

How to open an Ostrich Egg,

Step 1: Get your hands on a saw.

Step 2: Get your hands on a big ass pan.

[cdr155]

real men dont give a shit wut thay eat as long as its good

[MrAdmartina]

whats with all the dislike? hey man, you shouldn't like, eat ostrich eggs man cause they're like, majestic and shit. Eat chicken eggs like a normal american...

[AhzidDiin]

@MrAdmartina but i don't want to be an American D';?

[FrapsYou]

monsters

[barrowscasper12]

JUST BREAK IT ON YOUR HEAD LIKE A MAN, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

[primoznovak]

@barrowscasper12 u meant like a boss

[barrowscasper12]

@primoznovak no, like a sir :)

[egraseidannogew]

Just crack it on a flat surface

[dariusmoi]

Gongo loves big balls? LOL

[jordansbranch]

whenever i get eggs from a resrteraunt from now on...i will be wondering.

[KMSproductions86]

I want to hard-boil one of those eggs...

[TheBobohj]

since when could you buy those. Since when could you ever eat them

[DeviousPsy]

Scrambled eggs for 6 :D

[MrMusicgaming2000]

U like ballz

[xTiffyKittyx]

tastes like steak

[momo111910]

And I wonder.. How on earth did I get here?!?

[X32beDEAD]

@momo111910 does it matter? ur here ur here

[AnonymousReborn]

I've always wondered what that song is, they use it for New Egg's intro.

[Colliecool]

It looks delicious, but the most important question, is there any difference in taste from a chicken egg?

[trashypickles]

its good if you dont have enough eggs for brunch

[XxJean12335128xX]

where is the rice and the soy sauce !? XP

looks very delicious i want to try some of that

[Backspacebrad]

thanks man, i was sort of curious how to open my ostrich egg

[LARSI0N]

why doesnt he just crack it in half like the way we did with reg eggs?

[WatchdogDisciple]

@LARSI0N because ostrich egg shells are 1/4 inch thick and is about as tough as fiberglass? 

[demonsparkx]

chuck norris wants his testicle back!

[122mechastorm]

@demonsparkx How dare you reduce it to that size?!?!?

[demonsparkx]

@122mechastorm xD sry

[scar1343]

Im in that part of youtube again..

[WatchdogDisciple]

@scar1343 WOW try again

[TheQueerGiraffe]

Fun fact: Did you know, most of the stock laughing sounds were taken when voice recorders came out? So most of the laughing effects your hear are from people who are dead by now.

[steve73011]

@TheQueerGiraffe That is creepy but interesting to know even the dead are still laughing at us. LOL

[LeftLegFilms]

could i get that over medium? 

[bloodyspare]

use sledgehammer...

...

problems solved

[Ri1seAgainst]

your suppose to drill a hole in the bottom

[lilstevie315]

gonzo liked big balls 8====0

[chanhine]

30 ostricks lost thier eggs

[fall22123]

You didn't show how to cook it, like the description said.

[USSR1941]

@fall22123 it said how to open not how to cook stupid fuck

[fall22123]

@USSR1941 First sentence from the description:"This video shows how to open an ostrich egg and cook it." Who's the stupid fuck now?

[NaomiPutterThere]

how did it taste...?

[PrincessKonohana]

can you soft-boil and ostrich egg :0?

[stickguy13]

Gonzo: Loves big balls

[rEcKLesSzzz]

i just had a great idea for egging on halloween

[mermaidsecrets123]

why cant you just crack the egg open all the wayo.O

[YoLninYo]

way to fuck it up man!

[krook25]

how the HELL did i get here ?



[xiuminglee]

really? 

[tomtrollkiller]

This is making me hungry haha

[thebremenpwner]

Thats alot of egg

[NekoStudios333]

In the beginning, I thought it was RoosterTeeth. o.o

[MrXmanishere]

@NekoStudios333 I thought that was Tmartn Theme song?

[LilNikki46664]

How did get from Wonderwall, to fruit orchestras, to nose flutes and ukulele's to ostrich eggs?

[MrColourful]

it looked like a double yolk

[SJlover111]

Not like that man... suppose to drill it.

[IsArtanisAzn]

i watched survivorman eat an ostrich egg and then i became very hungry

[itscloudyagain]

i didnt know you could eat ostiche eggs i just knew chicken eggs. why dont they make ostriche egg farms and sell them? i want 1

[TheSilentElite25]

Gonzo: (Loves big balls) XD

[Yaylin2]

HAAHHAHAHA ITS AN EGG AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH WOW AHAHAHAHAH ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

ITS AN EGG HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ROFL HAHAHAHA AN EGG HAHAHAHAHAH

[bankroll310]

@Yaylin2 FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Yaylin2]

@bankroll310 HEEEHWHAA FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU HAHAH

FLY IN MY MOUTH HAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS EGG HAHA....

I've been laughing this whole week, after actually seeing this Ostrich Egg Comedy I had to get one.

I bought one from a bird collector. Since I've had my ostrich Egg, my life has never been the same.

The other day I brought the guests over, and we laughed the night away. It was a dozy.

Let me restart this video hang on....

HAHA ROFL FOR SOME REASON THIS EGG MAKES ME LAUGH HARDER.

[stix471]

i eat 3 of those every morning...

[eileenBrain]

thats how NOT to open the egg fool!

[Xtos1989]

that sure is a lot of protein.

[xWorldDomination]

who's going to eat that?

[serpentsmca1985]

@xWorldDomination I would.

[gabrielcrimson]

@xWorldDomination i have

[MetalAnonym0us]

@xWorldDomination ... I will.

[forgottentilldeath]

@xWorldDomination me....

[squagglenater]

@xWorldDomination The Africans

[milatica123]

@xWorldDomination me :3

[anawenta27]

@xWorldDomination

human

[xSanjiPS3]

@xWorldDomination

Bear Grylls

[carfenaticman123]

@xWorldDomination The brit right here would

[MAJSteveCA]

@xWorldDomination your mom

[thatbastardson]

@xWorldDomination its an egg. people eat them everyday.

[iSoMuchWin]

@xWorldDomination Gonzo,the one who loves big balls.

[pennyjack2]

@xWorldDomination fred flintstone da

[DaBoomz13]

the true work out food

[WildlifeSeriaLKiller]

Dammit man... you broke the yolk...lol

[screwbertuzzi]

@WildlifeSeriaLKiller ur suppose to

[thagrammarnazi]

SMASH THE EMPTY SHELL OVER YOUR HEAD :D

[kks0088]

eieiei mahlzeit

[performingnature]

yummy