Perez Hilton - "The Clap"

[drock272]

Funny As

 Shit I Love This

[TRUTHBETOLD10]

This guy never has sex so he has to make this to put everyone off to the sex he wishes he had.. Stupid trashy and not even funny, at least he didnt use AiDs since that shit dont exist anyway

[AJSZProductions]

@TRUTHBETOLD10 wait, your saying aids dont EXIST? LOL!

[LinniKremKongen]

OMG xD hahah



[Lepleyalex]

This song makes me fall on the floor laughing every time I watch this!!!!

[SoniClub]

the beginning is so weird.

[24sunario1987]

Stupid Fucking Song STFU you fat FUCK

[SuddenlyPanic]

I have no idea why I ever doubted Perez Hilton being gay.

[Samstar172]

I want his slippers....

[MrFroffle]

XD BEST VIDEO EVER XD OMFG I will always love this video XD

[lambee04]

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS EPICNESS

[Cgenaw13]

Fucking amazing, lmao. <3

'Sperminate me!'

[MrRatchet696]

Worst fucking song ever! what a wank fucking tune!

[Porkcfish]

As much as I cannot stomach Perez Hilton, this is a toe-tapper and he does a good job on it.

[missemogirl666]

i still love this video :3

[ohmygodgasp]

My pussy hole was raped...still no clap :P

[pawsupbabyx3]

why must you be gay ?</3

[HotBoiPachino420]

@fsdfsfize hey i rather be broke, straight, and loved. than be gay rich and miserable.

[IAmComicSans]

this song... ALWAYS this song

[ThatGirlWithTheFlip]

I love him <3

[Lisa13245]

I'm dying!

[rainier14410]

I love the people coming on here telling Perez he needs to find Salvation.

Look people, let's review something here: EVERYONE is free to do/believe/whatever they want. Telling them otherwise doesn't do much, and it's rude.

I'm Christian, Republican, and STILL think this video/Perez is funny as hell.

So really... stop making the normal Christians that don't impose their views on everyone else look bad. Just like those you shove your views on, we're tired of it, as well. Peace out.

[MegaRocktare2]

@rainier14410 DISGRACE

[lollypops408]

i dont like him he is not cool

[EllaLoveBugg2011]

Hahahaha I love Perez<3

[HotBoiPachino420]

GAYYYYYYY

[fsdfsfize]

@HotBoiPachino420 lol that gay you laughing at is making 10 million dollars annually

so how much you make ? :P feeling sad already ?

[noahc2dope]

Haha, You dont have to be gay to love this song! Woo!

[Lvu24]

Perez Hilton aka Mario Lavanderia.....you are so pathetic!! Hope you find Salvation to your life pretty soon.

[FriedTigerAbortions]

@Lvu24, Oh god. Not another christian.

[TheWhimsicalX]

This is so amusing! It's really not that great as a song, but it is great comedy.

[nastynate29ify]

.... Umm wow

[nastynate29ify]

All I can say is

[nelliesixx]

a 4 minute song about STD's. Gotta love Perez!

[JessiMinaj]

hahahhahahaha very funny! i love it

[Ade179]

1,056 people have no sense of humor

[jeepboyfl]

If you think this is funny, you should watch "Another Gay Movie" and "Another Gay Sequel." One of which has this song in it. They're the same type of humor.

[CassielaReyna91]

Lol I love this song hahaha

[KynnyKalashnikov]

How did I get here?

[Antnvg]

i.Lovee.the.Movie

hahaha

[aflashofawesome]

This should be played in a sex-ed class.

[happygoto]

WEN YOU FEEL BETTER IM GONNA MILK YOUR DICK HAHAHAAAAAQAAAA

[4everCookielover]

I love this song soooooo much!!!!!!!

[panik1227]

HAHAHA <3

[EatBubbly]

The realest song ever about getting a STI...4 realz!

[ZombieNSN]

This shit is catchy. GONORREAH

[loocow1554]

420 seconds of my life wasted

[DysnomiaBlue]

@loocow1554 4 minutes and 20 seconds is different than 420 seconds.

[loocow1554]

@DysnomiaBlue yes i know this but i have to factor in the time i wasted shaking my head in shame for being the same race as this idiot

[DysnomiaBlue]

@loocow1554 Valid point.

[nomplikk]

@loocow1554 and 2 years of primary class too

[loocow1554]

@nomplikk no i actually enjoyed my years in primary school

[piccachi9498]

2+2= GONORRHEA

[ToriElisabeth]

Me and my friend were looking at sunscreen and next to them were condoms.

We burst out laughing and started singing this song.

Best moment ever.

[hopelesscase65]

Why didn't my health teacher show us this instead he showed us a bunch of episodes of Intervention.

[BC3602bloopers]

at 3:40 it was totally a lady gaga scene

[BC3602bloopers]

who would play this inappropriate song............oh that's right me XD i love it

[CBJ1628]

"fairy tails" I see what you did there ;)

[ZronZ]

lmfao? perez hilton is just a fag bag

[RKOGoddess09]

Oy.

[thunderdragonstrike]

What the Shit?? Lololol

[ashtonbrooks]

"Gonorrhea, chlamydia, herpes, and Lindsay Lohan."

"I don't care if you've got crabs, I WANNA have your babies!"

[SoJessicaful]

okay 2 elephants r in the tub and 1 says to the other "Pass The soap!" the other says "No Soap RADIO!" xD wtf?!?!

[dumaski2011]

i love this song funny as hell

[Ftarded]

Jeff loves big sausages in his mouth!!!

[and12387]

@MEC7991 are you just spewing a lot of obscenities in all caps to make the people reading this think you are cool? Well, I can tell you that no one thinks you are cool. Actually, I'm sure everyone thinks you are quite childish. Also, you have just insulted the entire gay community, a lot of my friends as well. So, good day you biased ass.

[MEC7991]

@and12387 and a good day to you slut!

[and12387]

@MEC7991 ah, internet banter. If you think I am going to join in on your idiotic ranting, then fine, but please do the community a favor and go away.

[TamaraHorvat]

sick

[AmazingIsDylan]

This is sick.

[Sgtturtle22]

all i hear is haters......faggots

[MEC7991]

PEREZ IS A FUCKING A FAGGOT BIOTCH!

[missbaby08]

@MEC7991 Your a Beotch >3> Prez ish aweosme

[Congaline94]

Pure awesome!

[texasboy000]

How the fuck is he gonna talk about Jesus?! HE'S A FUCKIN FAGGOT.

[Numbuh7]

@texasboy000 And i suppose you never "sin"? Read your bible THEN talk about Jesus, prick!

[yourlifeisafail]

omg it takes 10 years for the song to start!!! a minute already!

[Randombingoface]

This song is catchy :O agh it's sad i can't sing this song at home xD

[dracontamer]

FUCKIN LOVE THIS SONG!!! NOM NOM NOM PEREZ HILTONS BUTTHOLE!

[jclark69erz]

dont senf this shit to me again faggot

[blinkandlaugh]

that's a sad book of fairy tales.

and haas anyone noticed that though he's the first to make fun of a celebrity

s fashion, he looks like a blind lady gaga imposter??

[MiniSmithyxxx]

I hope all the other guys in this vid are gay coz if theyre not, i wud h8 to be them :S

[MiniSmithyxxx]

woha utterly gay and totally rude

[MiniSmithyxxx]

i got this by watching sliimy wake up?!

[Binkby]

ohh i get it, perez has the clap

[mowbrad86]

Pause @ 4:05. YUMMY.

[HighnRichChiller]

man that is soooo gay.

[13Munnymaker]

I just died alittle inside

[Z3brazgomoo17]

ur ass is TRAPED XD

[TheAnonymousJoy]

i Raped the play button...

(:

[sktomal]

I vote Pierce Cruise I see music bitchess

[TheGramps01]

this song made me laugh my ass off

[jordanzee31590]

haha i really dont see how its offensive to anyone who follows jesus..... it seems like a lot of people say stuff that "jesus says"... so who cares if he talks about safe sex.... its more than the church says on safe sex :)

[halosinner1]

Jesus is offensive to me. So are Christians and there false sense of ability to judge others. I forgot your false God gave you that privilege.

[TonyaTeal2010]

@halosinner1 The Bible is bullshit, the Koran is a lie

The Bagavad Gita did not fall from the sky

These are the books that were written by men

[shehri4life]

@TonyaTeal2010 yes they were. but the message was from god

[DrMarthaJ]

i have nothing against gay people or lesbians but i hate perez hilton with a passion

[metalpayne3]

This is amusing. I know he didn't write this.

[MyFriendsAndU]

@Muffin072107 - Yes I am(:

[MyFriendsAndU]

First of I clicked here to hope That La Cocha was on here!! Second of all this is very disrespectful to Christians and Catholics and mostly anyone who follows Jesus/God!

[prettyphil19]

That was just terrible

[kylebproductions1]

wtf is wrong with this dude he is frekin idiot who refereces Jesus and Gahonnoria in the same song

[mental6132]

@kylebproductions1 So? Jesus probaly had Gahonnoria

[jentotheden]

....and you criticize other people's music?

[hahasamehaha]

You would think Perez would realize ALL the top rated comments on ALL his videos are negative by now. Perez, you are a talentless leech, you are everything that is wrong with America. Please find a quiet bathtub to go slit your wrists in your worthless faggot.

[LucidChampagne]

@hahasamehaha thats pretty rude. why cant you be more mature about what you think. telling people to slit their wrists. . .no. . . just no.

[LOLSimplePlanLOL]

.. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.. <3

[EazyEandG]

Is that mika reading the book?

[ribble13]

is preze hilton gay

[astrolopitequs23]

@ribble13 yes, it is.

[RawFangs416]

I'm not even sure if this was done to be funny or educational.

[Insubordinate90]

I despise this faggot

[nerdyemmagirl]

O.O ANOTHER. GAY. MOVIE? O.O

[XxpyschobitchxX]

its almost like a trippy educational song for sexual diseases and infections and sayin it ok te sleep with people with that shit..??? Im scared for life :-/

[jdeppobsession]

Okay, you gotta admit that this song is really catchy. 

[spioro12]

@jdeppobsession YES

[951desmond]

@jdeppobsession yes yes it is its been stuck in my head for a week now!

[RachaelWorksTV]

...What the fuck?

[berryfuzzle]

I'm sorry, but this song is great. It's disturbing, but it's catchy and that would be why it has so many views. who cares if he's gay? I mean that's clear, you don't need to continue to remind him and all of youtube the obvious.

[KilobyteBrain]

It's like a train wreck, I can't look away. Also, the train was full of dicks.

[presa1200]

it's SEXUALLY transmitted disease not "gay transmitted disease" ok

[Emannuelle2000]

his target audience is condomania, DUH

[xmarkostarx]

This song is addictive ahaha <3 Love It Perez!! :D

[kfyuvty]

What What, in the butt?

[samsherbert]

Perez needs to do a collab with the what what in the butt guy

[Zombait360]

My sex ed teacher played this for us.

[naojason]

@Zombait360 I played this for my sex ed teacher.

[Zombait360]

@naojason You are a champion!

[coolshawna1]

@Zombait360 poor kids

[OGNYC]

@Zombait360 so did mine it was kinda creepy nobody stopped laughing lmfao

[TEStubbsD]

@Zombait360 You teacher played you a moive with gays? That's funny, my teacher told me to get lost, and get special help, from a dr. and have a brain scan...

[Zombait360]

@TEStubbsD Oh. Kay?

[sexybunny1111]

i actually like the song, to be honest.

[SirNeroBellum]

wooow nice song :D

go PEREEEEZZZZZZ ^^

[Zaza7309]

Oh my God WTF? Fuck you Perez

[SmilingFoeva]

i gave up when he said jesus.

[n0ol0o]

The thing I dislike about gay men is that they want to brag about it and show it to the community.

What do I care if Mr. Hilton is gay? Im straight, but I don't go out and brag about it.

PS, this song is extremely degrading.

No offence.

[jesi2290]

@n0ol0o i'm trying to work out how this is degrading? You wanna know what this song tells me? That if you are not going to use condom's then there is a high chance of you getting an STI. Its not necessarily about gay men. Fucking wake up to yourself.

[Astupidobama]

see what obama did to me at my channel

[jackshiver]

wtf.

[amandinja173]

You suck, fat bitch!!

[marchypes1]

I thought it was fairy tales not tails.

[jrock95]

Okay everyone stop hating. It was supposed to be a fun song. get over yourself and laugh a little.

[bpdpipey]

Reminds me of making up songs when I was 11 yrs old. Pretty unorginal and lame.

[Lycanlove9501]

That's how your priest got the clap XD XD XD XD XD XD

[allysixx1122]

This song has a good beat xD We sung this durring sex ed XD the teacher was like WTF and she hated talking bout it so we played it in class :D 

[Bigjohnnywad]

Perez Hiltion- a FAGGOT and LATINO...2 strikes!

[JermzzzyFTW]

Oh dear God this is stuck in my head- it will now inevitabley end up on my iPod :O

[ExtraSpicyMeatball5]

Im scarred for life. BUT THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY!

[smartypantz3000]

WTF!!!! WTF!!!!!! Y THE HELL DID I WATCH THIS!!!!!! IM NOT A HATER BUT WWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFF­FF!!!!!!!!!

[nonstoppharaohon]

Perez Hilton doesn't have the balls enough to put my edgy new video on his blog. At least that's what his e-mail response led me to believe. I am Non-Stop-Pharaohon - The greatest artist alive! You will all one day bow to me!

[R1kk1]

There are some things you just can't unsee.

[Roylanalove]

@R1kk1 Word. O.o

[GhettoBlaster100]

perez hilton is fucking annoying

[prettygirl74676]

2:11 is that the brady brunch ? :D

[sesshomaru31b]

I get it, He means stop sleeping around with every tom dick and harry that come along. I believe his target audience is to demean those who Can't stay monogamous

[olivia950]

tactless but true nonetheless

[Smeagol153]

shatters all the boundries on every moral standard. that's bad in case ur retarded

[BlondeandProudofit33]

Okay, what was the point of the first 1:30 minutes? Skip it, he walks into a library. =.='

[jamsof]

hahahahahahahaha! I love u Perez!!!

[YONICKKER]

loll he should make another song hes funny as hell

[musiclyrics1111]

well it is catchy, I'll give it that....

[vanchai1]

herpies FTW

[KONEXprodukcia]

FUCK PEREZ HILTON!

[TheMotherfxcker]

2.17 ohdear me. ;)

[iiBiteBiteii]

2:17 and 2:32 o.o hot guys :D

[HedoTurkish]

The song is a bit catchy but, terribly offensive. Absolutely disgusting and the subject should not be sung about

[xxandyxx300]

This music video is either for little confused childrend 1:14 or just seriously sick minded teen age kids,no offense to the gay community

[ohhwowhannah]

what the fuck is this i will be scared forever now

[ohhwowhannah]

i hae nothing good to say about you dont even get me started on the bad things

but it is kinda catchy

[shamrock034]

This was soo,,,uummm,,,CATCHY!!!? i mean wth!?

i had it in my head all day and i was singing along to it just now!! :S

i dont know if this is a good thing, i dont think it is....so lucky my mum wasnt in the room