Holy shit this is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!!! "CALL ME OLD FASHION BUT WHEN I THINK OF BODY MODIFICATION I THINK BULIMIA" OMG so hilarious
I love how fuckin' HILARIOUS that rancid gay guy was. I died. I hate that this the funniest SHIT video there out there, yet it got a lil over 100k views only. Sad face :
Oh GOD I know some queen types like that. So damn accurate. SMDH.
Still though..."So after we fucked around I'm looking around his apartment and I'm like 'do you work with antiques?'. He goes 'How old are you?' Gaaaaaspp" LMAOOO
"they say tandoori is stronger than penicillin" too funny
andreschu 23 hours ago
hahahahahaha this is the best one.
mulletinatransam 4 days ago
"Mothafucka you want a BLOW-JOB?!?!?!? Am I too aggressive...?" Priceless!
MrBrandonKnowles 5 days ago
Gay people have the best curse words
TheAm613 1 week ago in playlist Shit people say
nutsack realness!
eliasblisters 1 week ago
what the hell is a snow beast lol
gameplaya06 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
LOLOLOLOL!!!
aralre24 1 week ago
hahaha love this
eeli1 1 week ago
sounds like madonna tbh LOL!!!
gogoutube 1 week ago
hey beau! oh i hate that cunt. my fave part!
tragicXdisco420 2 weeks ago
I was skeptical at first but damn! Was I wrong. You are my new favorite queen, mama!
marcosm1985 2 weeks ago
this video made my day... ROTFL!!!
NotownsFr3sh 2 weeks ago
lmao hes too much
PlayaX01 2 weeks ago
yaaay beautiful bitchy bitchy bitchy bitchy
and a little bitchy sprinkled on top
OneJumpFromEden 2 weeks ago
shih tzu at 1:32. so cute and fluffy.
cherubicnerd 2 weeks ago in playlist Watch Later
nutsack realness!! bahaha
dandotcom1989 2 weeks ago
This is the first good gay shit say!
eldoctoruno 2 weeks ago
TWERKKKKKKKKK!
MsIssaLopez 2 weeks ago
Probably one of the best vids I've seen in a long time. Could not STOP laughing.
mondezdurden 2 weeks ago 3
WTF! You ain't giving me a Belgium Waffle! LOL! so good!
mondezdurden 2 weeks ago
My cousins say about 90% of this sh*t, hilarious!
parfaitamourr3 2 weeks ago
I guess the key word there was rancid...
christopherse2 3 weeks ago
"NIGGA I WAS GAGGING"
Envy181 3 weeks ago
The guy in the glasses and hat is hot
DDonSon1 3 weeks ago
@DDonSon1 AGREED!
waltholm 2 weeks ago
oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh girl i was gasping lmfao
71franky1 3 weeks ago
TWARK BITCH!!!
TheKayelynne 3 weeks ago
Holy shit this is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!!! "CALL ME OLD FASHION BUT WHEN I THINK OF BODY MODIFICATION I THINK BULIMIA" OMG so hilarious
TheKayelynne 3 weeks ago
I love how fuckin' HILARIOUS that rancid gay guy was. I died. I hate that this the funniest SHIT video there out there, yet it got a lil over 100k views only. Sad face :
(
bennythruelen 3 weeks ago
I love how fuckin' HILARIOUS that rancid gay guy was. I died.
bennythruelen 3 weeks ago
seriously, how do some people just come up with this shit at the top of their heads! brilliant, brilliant.
imadethisforict 3 weeks ago
@ContrastY, Google the word, honey.
MoncriefIsMe 4 weeks ago
0:53 "Hey, boo" the guy with the black jacket walking the dog stares back XD
sensoriussupremus 4 weeks ago
I.Love.You.
jrodspaz 4 weeks ago
"Motherfucker, you want a buhlew jawb?! Am I too aggressive?"
tu11 4 weeks ago 3
@tu11 Favorite.Part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahnork 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
LMAO @ "I was so surprised to get gonorrhea from that Indian guy. I figured the spices would kill it" OHHH MYYY GOD!!!!! DYING!!!!!
TheMdterp 1 month ago
the musical way you have of pronouncing ....... " buh-lew jaaaaaaaahhhhb".
HA!
Still trying to figure out what a santorum on the sheet is.
HA HA!
ContrastY 1 month ago
AND RIGHT BEFORE I CAME HE SAID WATCH THE SHEETS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FexyassJJ 1 month ago
aww look at the cute lesbian at 1:53
cmauffray1 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Haha... Love the attitude. So funnnnnnny!
bennythruelen 1 month ago
1:13 is still killllling me, I cannot.
santanatakesmiami 1 month ago
@reptarsickness omg hahahahahahahaha what an idiot
hxcdsal89 1 month ago
Best Shit Says meme ever!
sailormoonxvx 1 month ago
I watch this video at least once a day. always get a laugh trying to imitate him LOL
FashionKid123 1 month ago 3
Bitch i gooped, lhh i was dying
LamarA1023 1 month ago
Lmfao
stfukyleee 1 month ago
ha ha ha so funny! I know guys just like him lol
gisty84 1 month ago
Bisexual my ass...rofllll
andipanderson1 1 month ago
quoting the video as a comment is not funny.
wigglywig1 1 month ago
"That bitch took my job!" Lol. This is ACCURATE! x
petie71 1 month ago
She left a big ol' Santorum on my bedsheet. LMAO
lunacyinpoetry 1 month ago
She's T! Lmao that so funny jus being all fucking girl in new york. I
gpjny09 1 month ago
mike radakovich is so cute x
nakedhighway 1 month ago
That gasp at 2:02 is PRICELESS!! Lol
RobertLEllison 1 month ago 17
The fuck did I just watch.
iDarkAvatar89 1 month ago
Ahahaha Love this!
Jessedayzie 1 month ago
OH TWIRTBITCH!!!!! LOL
123thedavila 1 month ago
please dont tell me you're talking about the band rancid
ReptarSickness 1 month ago
@ReptarSickness rancid was a word before it was a band
CoolThisIsMyUsername 1 month ago
This is way better than the "Shit Gay Guys Say"!...and more relatable!
MaleOrderBride 1 month ago
@MaleOrderBride You wanted to see a Shit Rancid Gay Guys Say part 3? Well I started the petition can you please spread the WORD????
go on facebook and search shit rancid gay guys say part 3 petitiion.
LilDaddy0606 1 month ago
Lol niiice
dar3al3stgirl 1 month ago
I have hung out in a lot of gay bars and a lot of fairly effeminate gay guys and never heard anything close to much anything said in the video.
Stuffglasscard 1 month ago
Bisexual my ass!!! LOL!!!!
123thedavila 1 month ago
1:56
That moment when what was just said is just processed by the friend's brain. Hilarious
WellTempered1 1 month ago
So funny! Never gets old!
eklera 1 month ago
"Do you work with antiques?"
He goes, "How old are you?"
*GASP*
digimon4evr 1 month ago 47
Hahahahahahahahahaha watch the sheets faggots hahahahahaha wtf
hxcdsal89 1 month ago
the guy with hoodie and glasses is so cute. who is?
theavantgard 1 month ago
Look at that muscle queen. What up She-Hulk!
BatteriesDead 1 month ago 2
BISEXUAL MY ASS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
123thedavila 1 month ago
Lmfao hahahahaha mofo you want a blooooow jooob? Am I too aggressive lmfao
vcruzantiguo 1 month ago
LMFAO
mechanesthesia 1 month ago in playlist Shit Said
This is everything I ever wanted and mooore :)
lulurockstar1989 1 month ago
anal rejuvination hahaha
oOStarsAndStripesOo 1 month ago
Best 'sh*t people say' yet! Thank you for making this.
titenturbo 1 month ago
This is hi-lar-ious!!!! Bitch!!!
NeveahLi 1 month ago
RANCID!!!!!!
WellTempered1 1 month ago
Lmao..
mayerbee 1 month ago
OH MY GOD B!TCH I WAS GASPINGGG!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
123thedavila 1 month ago
OH MY GOD BITCH I WAS GASPINGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA
123thedavila 1 month ago
heeeey boo!!! " hate that cunt" hahahahahahahaha
RazDaz07 1 month ago
EPIC! "You work with antique?" - "How old are you?" :D
benedicthh 1 month ago
hilarious!
eklera 1 month ago
Funny, but I think he said the N Word. If so, not acceptable.
ProgressivPositivity 1 month ago
What up She Hulk?
tenorbear60 1 month ago
Hellurm! I still haven't gotten enough of this treasure chest! Noth'n but pure gold and gems through and through... WAARRK!!!
PersephoneNyxProtos 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
I love this!! Dying weak. x]
tokkivu 1 month ago
HELLERM!
topbearman 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MikeDiamondTube
Wtf you ain't givin me a belgium waffle!! Lmao!
afcknusername99999 1 month ago
Omggg.. You reminded me so much of an old friend of mine.
fayenshell 1 month ago
Guy in the beanie is NICE!
DistantCousin 1 month ago
Oh man... I'm rancid!
TaylorRama 1 month ago
The dimple is disgusting. hahaha
mneunbamboon 1 month ago
GIRL, THE CLUBS USED TO BE FIEEEERRCEEE!!! UGGGH!!!!
scumwillrise 1 month ago
This is THE BEST!! I think I peed a little LOL
Scooby575 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Someone should post this on the "It Gets Better" website. Gay teens need to know tha realness.
productreed 1 month ago
"nigga i cooped" LMFAO
wade18147 1 month ago
Oh my god!! I can't BREATHE I'm laughing so hard!!
jasmith31 1 month ago
I cried from laughter. Hero status.
ParadoxicalSymphony 1 month ago
lmfao... this is funny as hell
BabiiBoiiLibra86 1 month ago
As someone who works in a pharmacy. That line about the flu shots had me dying of laughter.
hop208 1 month ago
"Mother fucker you want a blow job? ...Am I too aggressive?" -Best line
Brnmk007 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
@Brnmk007 "BIIIIITCH!!!"- Next line.
PersephoneNyxProtos 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
"Foreskin? Like I have time for this! Shalom!" Hahaha!!!!
eliseo3325 1 month ago
"nigga I was gaggin" lmaoooooo
xolala01 1 month ago
lmao so great
gotaru 1 month ago
still my favorite. i watch this daily.
sacuntt 1 month ago
"I was so surprised when I got gonorrhea from that indian guy, I figured the spices would kill it, they say Tandoori is stronger than penicillin..."
Hahahahahaha
marcosbabu 1 month ago 2
all night before i came we watched species.
chasinxskirt1 1 month ago
number 3....lol
milesawayremix 1 month ago
When my bestie say 'Mothafuckah do you want a blowjob?' she was like "That's You!" LOL.
MAboi76 1 month ago
Hilarious !!!!!
ilovepugs7890 1 month ago
Ooooh, is the really cute ginger Giggles? Adowable
TheCrystic 1 month ago
All. The. Fucking. Awards.
Nerdfighter7814 1 month ago
Pure mastery, lmfao....
jodejack 1 month ago
Anal rejuvenation, Lord Have Mercy!! You soooo crazy gurll I think I want your babies....
BLBITW2074 1 month ago
awesome!
biggdaddyfigg 1 month ago
Hellerm~
1HitaDay 1 month ago
What does "rancid" mean in this context?
prolefeedprocessor 1 month ago
FINALLY A GOOD ONE
ctavsz 1 month ago
werk.
aleoliva 1 month ago
"You see that bitch? She had anal bleaching done at Dwayne Read for 25 dollars, and I'm like honey, it is not a flu shot!" I fucking died.
SandyPrincessPatty 1 month ago 23
Ghetto
aphordonte 1 month ago
this is just
the /best/ thing
Kameron1996 1 month ago
Omg. This is perfection.
RCRobVlogs 1 month ago
i HATE guys like this
JrFootballStar 1 month ago
I'm so embarassed that I talk like this. Hahahaahha
ItsTheDairyQueen 1 month ago
Lmfao!!!!!!
Jackson5Pulverize 1 month ago
My gay best friend calls me cumbucket-similar to cumdumpster but it isn't an insult :3
henrikavic 1 month ago
Yes hunty! Thee best.
javprofusion 1 month ago
If you turn on the automated transcripted audio, it opens up a whole new world. 'Hey Mary' is just david, and 'twerk bitch' is 'out for bridge'
nekonuk 1 month ago 2
Brilliant, just BRILLANT!!!
PersephoneNyxProtos 1 month ago
I live for this video!!!
layout79 1 month ago
lol!
themukisa11 1 month ago in playlist All the shit people say
"look at that muscle-queen! waddup she-hulk?" LMFAO!
greeley1688 1 month ago 13
I'm in tears!!
ninjapoodle22 1 month ago
Theres at least two of these in every group of 50 homosexual men lol the dramatic FEM!
RodTalon0000 1 month ago
this... WAS AMAZING
crunkplug 1 month ago
Goddammit can anyone tell me what a rancid gay guy is? I'm straight and oblivious.
Unreal75 1 month ago
you got yourself a sub , ya skanky ho ;)
TheALGAYDA 1 month ago
Dude in the hat, you are f'in cute. Just, y'know, btw.
alextinsley 1 month ago
Who's the cutie with the shaved head? Mmm, tha's my kinda snowbeast. Oooh, Ty-ruh!
allegro805 1 month ago
they keep making better and better ones!!!! lol How am I supposed to pick a favorite?!?!? lololol
jdbabyv3 1 month ago
:25 old folks just a staring lol #DEAD
kayos173 1 month ago
I know who this guy reminds me of!!!! Roger from American Dad!!!!!!!
GavrieIo 1 month ago
HAHAH. I loved this one!
edwardadamo 1 month ago
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long, long time I knew it was going to be good just from the description.
10delaware 1 month ago
LOL! <3's IT!
MAboi76 1 month ago
lmao 1:56
GavrieIo 1 month ago
I am unable to stop watching this.
nostyleja 1 month ago
What is a "rancid" gay guy?
Unreal75 1 month ago
UGGKKHHHH
0rnJ 1 month ago
kids just suck up oxygen and slow the subway down! lmao!
o0R3stless0o 1 month ago 2
I didn't want to like this......but it was too funny
inveighn 1 month ago
the lack of piercing distracted me lol but i like the quotes! "OH hey SHE HULK!"
SlimShaney08 1 month ago
Right before i came he said "watch the sheets" FAGGOTS!!!
neoarchangemon 1 month ago
"look at dat muscle queen, WHADDUP SHEHULK!"
SCR34MC4R5ON 1 month ago
The friend is my favorite part! The look on his face just cracks me up for some reason
cryptosquid 1 month ago
Funniest Shit Says ... I have seen!
Luann29 1 month ago
Ha-lar!
platinumphone 1 month ago
Why is it i can reconise my self :)
CritiCalDane 1 month ago
PIGEON FEATHERS
KTevolved 1 month ago 5
"do you work with antiques? and then well he asked how old are you?" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dead*
AngelFatale 1 month ago
LMAO @ 2min Drama Gasp <3 this Queen
PjPoison 1 month ago
My favourite is: "hey Boo! I hate that cunt..."
mjvolschenk 1 month ago
This is the best one out of all them.
imaginarybars 1 month ago
Oh GOD I know some queen types like that. So damn accurate. SMDH.
Still though..."So after we fucked around I'm looking around his apartment and I'm like 'do you work with antiques?'. He goes 'How old are you?' Gaaaaaspp" LMAOOO
ScuubaSteefe 1 month ago
Funny Funny Funny!
SueNCasper 1 month ago
We're talking nut-sack realness! I haven't laughed like this since my last relapse! OMG!!! Pure genius.
brettsynd 1 month ago
You see that bitch? She had anal bleaching done at duane reade for $25. I'm like honey its not a flu shot!
angiemeli25 1 month ago 6
OMG this is the best...........reminds me of every queen I hang out with
CommissionerVilla 1 month ago
you did NOT drop an N-bomb dude :(
spiceforce5 1 month ago
15 seconds in, and I want to commit a hate crime (and I'm gay)...
bksugden 1 month ago
The funniest shit! Ur2cool
americasgoodboy 1 month ago
Weird thing is, when you visit the gay district of NYC, that's all you hear XD
jrockluv 1 month ago
What exactly is a "Rancid" gay guy, one with a potty mouth? Will someone please clarify?