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  • "they say tandoori is stronger than penicillin" too funny

  • hahahahahaha this is the best one.

  • "Mothafucka you want a BLOW-JOB?!?!?!? Am I too aggressive...?" Priceless!

  • Gay people have the best curse words

  • nutsack realness!

  • what the hell is a snow beast lol

  • LOLOLOLOL!!!

    

  • hahaha love this

  • sounds like madonna tbh LOL!!!

  • hey beau! oh i hate that cunt. my fave part!

  • I was skeptical at first but damn! Was I wrong. You are my new favorite queen, mama!

  • this video made my day... ROTFL!!!

  • lmao hes too much

  • yaaay beautiful bitchy bitchy bitchy bitchy

    and a little bitchy sprinkled on top

  • shih tzu at 1:32. so cute and fluffy.

  • nutsack realness!! bahaha

  • This is the first good gay shit say!

  • TWERKKKKKKKKK!

  • Probably one of the best vids I've seen in a long time. Could not STOP laughing.

  • WTF! You ain't giving me a Belgium Waffle! LOL! so good!

  • My cousins say about 90% of this sh*t, hilarious!

  • I guess the key word there was rancid...

  • "NIGGA I WAS GAGGING"

  • The guy in the glasses and hat is hot

  • @DDonSon1 AGREED!

  • oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh girl i was gasping lmfao

  • TWARK BITCH!!!

  • Holy shit this is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!!! "CALL ME OLD FASHION BUT WHEN I THINK OF BODY MODIFICATION I THINK BULIMIA" OMG so hilarious

  • I love how fuckin' HILARIOUS that rancid gay guy was. I died. I hate that this the funniest SHIT video there out there, yet it got a lil over 100k views only. Sad face :

    (

  • I love how fuckin' HILARIOUS that rancid gay guy was. I died.

  • seriously, how do some people just come up with this shit at the top of their heads! brilliant, brilliant.

  • @ContrastY, Google the word, honey.

  • 0:53 "Hey, boo" the guy with the black jacket walking the dog stares back XD

  • I.Love.You.

  • "Motherfucker, you want a buhlew jawb?! Am I too aggressive?"

  • @tu11 Favorite.Part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • LMAO @ "I was so surprised to get gonorrhea from that Indian guy. I figured the spices would kill it" OHHH MYYY GOD!!!!! DYING!!!!!

  • the musical way you have of pronouncing ....... " buh-lew jaaaaaaaahhhhb".

    HA!

    Still trying to figure out what a santorum on the sheet is.

    HA HA!

  • AND RIGHT BEFORE I CAME HE SAID WATCH THE SHEETS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • aww look at the cute lesbian at 1:53

  • Haha... Love the attitude. So funnnnnnny!

  • 1:13 is still killllling me, I cannot.

  • @reptarsickness omg hahahahahahahaha what an idiot

  • Best Shit Says meme ever!

  • I watch this video at least once a day. always get a laugh trying to imitate him LOL

  • Bitch i gooped, lhh i was dying

  • Lmfao

  • ha ha ha so funny! I know guys just like him lol

  • Bisexual my ass...rofllll

  • quoting the video as a comment is not funny.

  • "That bitch took my job!" Lol. This is ACCURATE! x

  • She left a big ol' Santorum on my bedsheet. LMAO

  • She's T! Lmao that so funny jus being all fucking girl in new york. I

  • mike radakovich is so cute x

  • That gasp at 2:02 is PRICELESS!! Lol

  • The fuck did I just watch.

  • Ahahaha Love this!

  • OH TWIRTBITCH!!!!! LOL

  • please dont tell me you're talking about the band rancid

  • @ReptarSickness rancid was a word before it was a band

  • This is way better than the "Shit Gay Guys Say"!...and more relatable!

  • @MaleOrderBride You wanted to see a Shit Rancid Gay Guys Say part 3? Well I started the petition can you please spread the WORD????

    go on facebook and search shit rancid gay guys say part 3 petitiion.

  • Lol niiice

  • I have hung out in a lot of gay bars and a lot of fairly effeminate gay guys and never heard anything close to much anything said in the video.

  • Bisexual my ass!!! LOL!!!!

  • 1:56

    That moment when what was just said is just processed by the friend's brain. Hilarious

  • So funny! Never gets old!

  • "Do you work with antiques?"

    He goes, "How old are you?"

    *GASP*

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha watch the sheets faggots hahahahahaha wtf

  • the guy with hoodie and glasses is so cute. who is?

  • Look at that muscle queen. What up She-Hulk!

  • BISEXUAL MY ASS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Lmfao hahahahaha mofo you want a blooooow jooob? Am I too aggressive lmfao

  • LMFAO

  • This is everything I ever wanted and mooore :)

  • anal rejuvination hahaha

  • Best 'sh*t people say' yet! Thank you for making this.

  • This is hi-lar-ious!!!! Bitch!!!

  • RANCID!!!!!!

  • Lmao..

    

  • OH MY GOD B!TCH I WAS GASPINGGG!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • OH MY GOD BITCH I WAS GASPINGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHA­HAHA

  • heeeey boo!!! " hate that cunt" hahahahahahahaha

  • EPIC! "You work with antique?" - "How old are you?" :D

  • hilarious!

  • Funny, but I think he said the N Word. If so, not acceptable.

  • What up She Hulk?

  • Hellurm! I still haven't gotten enough of this treasure chest! Noth'n but pure gold and gems through and through... WAARRK!!!

  • I love this!! Dying weak. x]

  • HELLERM!

    

  • Wtf you ain't givin me a belgium waffle!! Lmao!

  • Omggg.. You reminded me so much of an old friend of mine.

  • Guy in the beanie is NICE!

  • Oh man... I'm rancid!

  • The dimple is disgusting. hahaha

  • GIRL, THE CLUBS USED TO BE FIEEEERRCEEE!!! UGGGH!!!!

  • This is THE BEST!! I think I peed a little LOL

  • Someone should post this on the "It Gets Better" website. Gay teens need to know tha realness.

  • "nigga i cooped" LMFAO

  • Oh my god!! I can't BREATHE I'm laughing so hard!!

  • I cried from laughter. Hero status.

  • lmfao... this is funny as hell

  • As someone who works in a pharmacy. That line about the flu shots had me dying of laughter.

  • "Mother fucker you want a blow job? ...Am I too aggressive?" -Best line

  • @Brnmk007 "BIIIIITCH!!!"- Next line. 

  • "Foreskin? Like I have time for this! Shalom!" Hahaha!!!!

  • "nigga I was gaggin" lmaoooooo

  • lmao so great

  • still my favorite. i watch this daily.

  • "I was so surprised when I got gonorrhea from that indian guy, I figured the spices would kill it, they say Tandoori is stronger than penicillin..."

    Hahahahahaha

  • all night before i came we watched species.

  • number 3....lol

    

  • When my bestie say 'Mothafuckah do you want a blowjob?' she was like "That's You!" LOL.

  • Hilarious !!!!!

  • Ooooh, is the really cute ginger Giggles? Adowable

  • All. The. Fucking. Awards.

  • Pure mastery, lmfao....

  • Anal rejuvenation, Lord Have Mercy!! You soooo crazy gurll I think I want your babies....

  • awesome!

  • Hellerm~

  • What does "rancid" mean in this context?

  • FINALLY A GOOD ONE

  • werk.

  • "You see that bitch? She had anal bleaching done at Dwayne Read for 25 dollars, and I'm like honey, it is not a flu shot!" I fucking died.

  • Ghetto 

  • this is just

    the /best/ thing

  • Omg. This is perfection.

  • i HATE guys like this

  • I'm so embarassed that I talk like this. Hahahaahha

  • Lmfao!!!!!!

  • My gay best friend calls me cumbucket-similar to cumdumpster but it isn't an insult :3

  • Yes hunty! Thee best.

  • If you turn on the automated transcripted audio, it opens up a whole new world. 'Hey Mary' is just david, and 'twerk bitch' is 'out for bridge'

  • Brilliant, just BRILLANT!!!

  • I live for this video!!!

  • lol!

  • "look at that muscle-queen! waddup she-hulk?" LMFAO!

  • I'm in tears!!

  • Theres at least two of these in every group of 50 homosexual men lol the dramatic FEM!

  • this... WAS AMAZING

  • Goddammit can anyone tell me what a rancid gay guy is? I'm straight and oblivious.

  • you got yourself a sub , ya skanky ho ;)

  • Dude in the hat, you are f'in cute. Just, y'know, btw.

  • Who's the cutie with the shaved head? Mmm, tha's my kinda snowbeast. Oooh, Ty-ruh!

  • they keep making better and better ones!!!! lol How am I supposed to pick a favorite?!?!? lololol

  • :25 old folks just a staring lol #DEAD

  • I know who this guy reminds me of!!!! Roger from American Dad!!!!!!!

  • HAHAH. I loved this one!

  • This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long, long time I knew it was going to be good just from the description.

  • LOL! <3's IT!

  • lmao 1:56

  • I am unable to stop watching this.

  • What is a "rancid" gay guy?

  • UGGKKHHHH

  • kids just suck up oxygen and slow the subway down! lmao!

  • I didn't want to like this......but it was too funny

  • the lack of piercing distracted me lol but i like the quotes! "OH hey SHE HULK!"

  • Right before i came he said "watch the sheets" FAGGOTS!!!

  • "look at dat muscle queen,  WHADDUP SHEHULK!"

  • The friend is my favorite part! The look on his face just cracks me up for some reason

  • Funniest Shit Says ... I have seen!

  • Ha-lar!

  • Why is it i can reconise my self :)

  • PIGEON FEATHERS

  • "do you work with antiques? and then well he asked how old are you?" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dead*

  • LMAO @ 2min Drama Gasp <3 this Queen

  • My favourite is: "hey Boo! I hate that cunt..."

  • This is the best one out of all them.

  • Oh GOD I know some queen types like that. So damn accurate. SMDH.

    Still though..."So after we fucked around I'm looking around his apartment and I'm like 'do you work with antiques?'. He goes 'How old are you?' Gaaaaaspp" LMAOOO

  • Funny Funny Funny!

  • We're talking nut-sack realness! I haven't laughed like this since my last relapse! OMG!!! Pure genius.

  • You see that bitch? She had anal bleaching done at duane reade for $25. I'm like honey its not a flu shot!

  • OMG this is the best...........reminds me of every queen I hang out with

  • you did NOT drop an N-bomb dude :(

  • 15 seconds in, and I want to commit a hate crime (and I'm gay)...

  • The funniest shit! Ur2cool

  • Weird thing is, when you visit the gay district of NYC, that's all you hear XD

  • What exactly is a "Rancid" gay guy, one with a potty mouth? Will someone please clarify?