well I was driving down hwy 9 today and the Iowa state patrol pulled me to the side of the road. I decided it wasn't going to any good to get mad so I dedicated this song instead. I'll Pay the 128 dollars for a seat belt ticket so you can kiss your bosses asses. Seat belts don't save lives GOD does. Seat belts should be a freedom of choice. Thank You Socialist State. I'll be moving again soon..
the fight in Washington when that girl attacked the cop was one fine definition of an asshole and no respect for authority the one at the pedestrian bridge. She would have been arrested for sure.
I didnt win any popularity contests in high school but i am now. I have my very own stalker. lol wanna start a support group? "Sucks 2 b Stalked" just imagine the t-shirts? lol u'd have 2 create the slogan, tho. lol
it's only a creepy guy, Bruce1949919, who goes around calling women assholes. why not leave hillarydemforever999 and muffin1559 and me alone and find another hobby. stalking doesn't make you look impressive, just makes you look like an asshole.
Bruce/John.....why can't you just stop talking about Torrie! The girl is not in love with you, never has and never will be! She does not want anything to do with you, so leave her alone! I know what you were doing, you were going to be her knight in shinning armour and save her from bad old John! Only thing is you were and still are John! Just leave her alone and stop the BS! You are becoming a pain in the ASSHOLE, TONIGHT!
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well I was driving down hwy 9 today and the Iowa state patrol pulled me to the side of the road. I decided it wasn't going to any good to get mad so I dedicated this song instead. I'll Pay the 128 dollars for a seat belt ticket so you can kiss your bosses asses. Seat belts don't save lives GOD does. Seat belts should be a freedom of choice. Thank You Socialist State. I'll be moving again soon..
Hausrmaddness 3 weeks ago
@Daemondeserteagle dude im a hell of alot older than u think. i have an x because im divorced duh. how else do u get an x husband.
shadow200196 3 weeks ago
August Campbell & The Spur Of The Moment Band sang this song NOT jimmy buffet
shibez 2 months ago
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sirronald69 2 months ago
this song makes me think of my dad
jojoking4 5 months ago
7 people are assholes
boomman48 6 months ago 2
love it
DenGodoo 6 months ago
the fight in Washington when that girl attacked the cop was one fine definition of an asshole and no respect for authority the one at the pedestrian bridge. She would have been arrested for sure.
adcockannemarie43 6 months ago
the fight in Washington when that girl attacked the cop was one fine definition of an asshole and no respect for authority
adcockannemarie43 6 months ago
I like the asshole song, by Jimmy Buffet It is funny. Opinions are just like assholes everybody has one. My husband would love this song.
adcockannemarie43 6 months ago
I like the asshole song, by Jimmy Buffet It is funny. Opinions are just like assholes everybody has one.
adcockannemarie43 6 months ago
I like the asshole song, by Jimmy Buffet It is funny.
adcockannemarie43 6 months ago
nobody likes jimmy buffett expect for frat boys & alcholic chicks from the south
metalmadness00 6 months ago
I didn't know they made a song about my ex husband
shadow200196 8 months ago
@shadow200196 I doubt that your even 20 so how do you already have a ex-husband
Daemondeserteagle 6 months ago
All this time and I never knew Jimmy Buffet made a song about me....LOL
Nastytater1972 1 year ago
i just love this song. makes me feel better every time I hear it cause people are just assholes!!!! LOL
ajjam5 1 year ago
lol love it
henrylee0123 1 year ago
I didnt win any popularity contests in high school but i am now. I have my very own stalker. lol wanna start a support group? "Sucks 2 b Stalked" just imagine the t-shirts? lol u'd have 2 create the slogan, tho. lol
Ruby1998 1 year ago
lol
WaterlooRoadxxx 2 years ago
Stalkers SUCK. GET neutered. It's not like you're gonna get lucky w/ the one that you're CREEPIN OUT.
stacilynxxx 2 years ago
what a perfect drinkin song
stacilynxxx 2 years ago 2
haha very funny!
ILOVEPAULKEVINJONAS2 2 years ago
XD this is about john
bathbeads10 2 years ago 2
it's only a creepy guy, Bruce1949919, who goes around calling women assholes. why not leave hillarydemforever999 and muffin1559 and me alone and find another hobby. stalking doesn't make you look impressive, just makes you look like an asshole.
NotTooObvious 2 years ago
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Bruce1949919 2 years ago
excuse Bruce he is a stalker just delete his comments and block him. also delete his video responses please because he will stalk you
hillarydemforever999 2 years ago
Bruce/John.....why can't you just stop talking about Torrie! The girl is not in love with you, never has and never will be! She does not want anything to do with you, so leave her alone! I know what you were doing, you were going to be her knight in shinning armour and save her from bad old John! Only thing is you were and still are John! Just leave her alone and stop the BS! You are becoming a pain in the ASSHOLE, TONIGHT!
muffin1559 2 years ago
Great song for any occasion.
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sucksumbitch 3 years ago
It's not Jimmy Buffet siging this song. it is August and the Sput Of The Moment Band
TheHOODLUMdj 3 years ago 2
A lot of folks have done this song, but this one sounds like Buffet to me, I know he does it , I have it..but anyway lets not me assholes! LOL
ratbastard4u 3 years ago 2
i love this song it inspiered me so i sang it to my math teacher
brewcrew2121 3 years ago
ha my dad song this song to me as a baby so hopefully i wouldnt grow up to be an ass hole my self.
crazzysk810 3 years ago 15
@crazzysk810 i like this song it reminds me of my bosses brother , oh his a huge asshole .
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Claymore1715 1 year ago
@crazzysk810 hahahhaha you're funny :D
BringCharlieBack 9 months ago
@crazzysk810 u probably r an asshole tho lol
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i dedicate this song to all the men in my life
kimedens 3 years ago
hahah. yes.
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demonj6123 3 years ago
Brilliant
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no i do not u nasty fag
mrhairlessmonkey 3 years ago
haha cool game
swordpalme 3 years ago 3