Oh the 70s... if the Ad Council wasn't throwing fear and guilt in your face then it was the Jewish Chautauqua Society informing you about hate or pondering friendship with Words From Unity. It seems there more psas back then compared to now!
Oh ugh, there's a half a second where he takes the mask off, and her face just - it's crumpled, and it looks like her teeth were forced in an awkard angle as if broken (I'd look again to make sure, but ew)
i fucking jumped at that bit. If it had just been taking the mask off and not seeing any of that crumpled face I might've been fine with it but that split second made me jump.
I was about eight when this commercial hit the airwaves, completely obsessed with Smoky Bear and becoming a "junior forest ranger".
When I saw it I forgot all about Smoky and just wanted to play in the hot lady-ranger's forest! It was a whole different obsession, you know what I'm saying?
This 1973 commercial would likely scare small chidren. The revamped version, from 1980, is a LOT less scary, in my opinion(maybe that's why it was revamped)
Remember, if you start a forest fire Smokey the Bear will come to your house at night, skin you THE FUCK ALIVE AND THEN USE YOUR FACE AS A MASK IN HIS AD CAMPAIGNS.
Oh the 70s... if the Ad Council wasn't throwing fear and guilt in your face then it was the Jewish Chautauqua Society informing you about hate or pondering friendship with Words From Unity. It seems there more psas back then compared to now!
aramanth 3 months ago
holy fuckin shit! i just shit myself!
Clayman361 4 months ago in playlist Uh What
this is the 1973 version unlike the video that is labled 1973, which is the revised 1981 version
snwman91 5 months ago
Looks like she has a fire crotch
robbchr 11 months ago
0:21 Yikes
Spaceshiptopluto 1 year ago
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Spiegel1989 1 year ago
Remember, ONLY YOU can prevent forest fires.
Yes, you. Nobody else. JUST YOU!
No pressure, though.
ZugbruckMusik 1 year ago
Joanna Cassidy is hung like a friggin' bear!
elc1960 1 year ago
No Smokey, I would've seen a talking bear and shat myself.
Bobaklives 1 year ago 4
The 70s were AWESOME!
Bobaklives 1 year ago 2
Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (0:22)
assanaut2 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT. D:
CruentusParvulus 2 years ago
holy fuck that laugh was scary...
DemonicMasterpiece 2 years ago
Creeeeepy. Especially 0:21-0:22
BlueParatroopa 2 years ago
Oh ugh, there's a half a second where he takes the mask off, and her face just - it's crumpled, and it looks like her teeth were forced in an awkard angle as if broken (I'd look again to make sure, but ew)
DarkAngelKisses13th 2 years ago 9
i fucking jumped at that bit. If it had just been taking the mask off and not seeing any of that crumpled face I might've been fine with it but that split second made me jump.
LoffleMe 2 years ago 2
when i say crumpled face i mean THE TEEEEEEEEETH
LoffleMe 2 years ago 2
Ahhh Ahhh AHHH!
Mtel00 3 years ago
Instead of Beauty AND The Beast, this is Beauty IS The Beast!
LOL!
cmulwee001 3 years ago 6
Now I know what they mean by "sex sells".
SIMPFANN 3 years ago 2
Smokey the Transvestite?
This is like The Matrix -- ANYONE could potentially be Smokey the Bear.
gokinsmen 3 years ago 5
Wow that was pretty creepy lol!
WasteCnxsideloader 3 years ago
FUCKING BEARS
adrastea99 3 years ago 2
And people wonder where all of those fucked up furries come from.
malomeat 3 years ago 3
I was about eight when this commercial hit the airwaves, completely obsessed with Smoky Bear and becoming a "junior forest ranger".
When I saw it I forgot all about Smoky and just wanted to play in the hot lady-ranger's forest! It was a whole different obsession, you know what I'm saying?
mndandy 3 years ago
The folded up face right before he pulls off the mask is one of the most unnerving things I've ever seen.
benjaminthefox 3 years ago 30
@benjaminthefox I thought I saw fangs.
elitenateperson 1 year ago
This 1973 commercial would likely scare small chidren. The revamped version, from 1980, is a LOT less scary, in my opinion(maybe that's why it was revamped)
cmulwee001 3 years ago
THE TEETH
FlameAdder 3 years ago 2
Remember, if you start a forest fire Smokey the Bear will come to your house at night, skin you THE FUCK ALIVE AND THEN USE YOUR FACE AS A MASK IN HIS AD CAMPAIGNS.
unarmedcivilian 3 years ago 49
Someone should do a horror film parody on that. Would require a bear suit and a lot of masks though.
outlaw2747 2 years ago 4
i approve!
EvilLordZim76 2 years ago
And the fact you are an unarmed civilian..., better strap up. Smokey ain't playin'.
outlaw2747 1 year ago
this is the greatest thing ever!
FruscianteLennon311 3 years ago
That's the gal Harrison Ford shot in the back in Blade Runner.
bladerunnerb26354 3 years ago
Traumatized! Oh if the ads in 1970s weren't making you feel guilty, they were scaring the pee turkey out of you!!
aramanth 3 years ago
oh god i hate this so much, I HATE YOU SMOKEY
daviblight 3 years ago
Dear God this just sent me into therapy.
scottyferguson 3 years ago 4
intresting ad but scary after the mask came off
oxkar69 4 years ago