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  • 3P1CN355!!

  • and on that day the entire city was nuked with the force of 10000 h bombs leaving only ash cockroaches and soccerballs in its wake

  • So, today the local news said a boy in the area died from injuries during a soccer game. As sad as that is, this is the first thing I thought of.

  • Reminds me of the Apollo Lens from Golden Sun DD.

    Except instead of saving the world, it hit the most powerful object in any dimension: a Nitori brand soccer ball.

  • MOTHER OF SPARK O_O *take off sunglasses*

  • Mima= God of Gensokyo. (She is, actually)

  • This makes Flandre's Ten Thousand Claw Immolation Wall look like a piece of crap!!

  • This shot makes up for the fact that mima is a SHIT player.

  • Aaand... It's actually a spoof of the Geber Gan Eden's ultimate move, the aptly named "Catch the Sun", not the Nashim Gan Eden's, the Geber Gan Eden being an enemy-only machine. Except Mima does it... In the other direction (thankfully for the planet).

  • Mima haz raep face

  • Mima Have Legs O_o

  • Why... was the ball not even in the cinematic...

    She just sorta blasted the sun and the ball went flying to the goal.

  • Why Mima have feet?

    anyway, is ultra awesum!

  • @S0nicerizo in touhou 5 she has feets with blue shoes

  • 14 Dislikes?

    Chuck Norris is jealous~

  • If Mima's Twilight Spark is her own doing (None of the other sparks included in the Twilight Spark itself), then that means it's much stronger than Master ,Double or Trinity Spark... MIMA, Y U WASTE GUTS ON USELESS COMBINATION SPARK AND THE RUBBER JELLY!?!?!?

  • you're right, they look really similar o.O /watch?v=SvgJYTsEyeo

  • Dear Ponyfags,

    No one cares. Please keep your faggotry on your videos.

    Sincerely, All of us.

  • @Texthewolf i like both, so your argument is invalid

  • @kingexe1 Uh.... Hooray for you? Besides it wasn't so much an 'argument' as it was a statement. Lrn2meme.

  • @Texthewolf ah, alright well i do agree that forcing ponies down people's throat is bad. But calling people ponyfags, don't you think its abit harsh?

  • @kingexe1 Not really. Everyone on the internet is a something-'fag.'

  • @Texthewolf ah......ok

    

  • @kingexe1 WE ARE PROUDLY TOUHOUFAGS.

  • @Texthewolf

    Thank you! you don't wanna know how many ponies I see just surfing Transformers forums, it's crazy. <=v

  • CONFIRMED! Mima is now a pegasister!

  • 0:44 ... y'know ... for kids

  • She summoned a sun to kick a soccer ball. Well, fuck.

  • mima si tiene piernas aparecen en touhou 5

    mima regresa te extrañamos

    ELLA ES MAS PODEROSA QUE REIMU

  • @CybeastID You need to run it through applocal.

  • @AlchemyFan101 Thanks, but i gave up on running the game and deleted it.

  • @CybeastID That's a shame, it's a really good game.

    Wow I accidentally made a rhyme.

  • anime is fucking gay

  • @nintendude8VG Then don't watch it.

  • @nintendude8VG

    Funny, because this isn't anime.

  • @noodlezombie a video game with anime characters

  • @nintendude8VG

    A video game with characters from another video game.

    Not anime.

  • What the fuck was I just linked to?

  • holy over kill

  • You know.. the big bang is just one theory of the creation of the world, this is the other one.

  • Mima: Making it safe to say Twilight in public again.

  • Twilight Sparkle ain't got this power.

  • ... What the hell is that ball MADE of!?

  • @Alantosai a slightly lower level of awesome than Mima herself.

  • I praise the guy in the purple armor who tries to block these girls' attack.

  • [Yami] This is a game about soccer. [/Yami]

  • Mima just nuked the SUN, all in the name of scoring a single goal in a soccer game, the blast from the Twilight Spark likely slaughtering millions throughout it's path of destruction, before finally impacting with the invulnerable ball. (Which, upon striking the goalie, actually erased that goalie from existence. The video just doesn't show that.)

    I approve of this blatant abuse of ultimate power.

  • All that, just to kick a ball? Awesome!

  • That is one tough soccer ball.

  • THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOCCER ANYMORE! IT'S JUST RANDOM AWESOMENESS!

  • Mima: *Snap* Wait, I'm in front of i- OH SHI- *nuked*

  • @SukaNekoto you beat me to it

  • @SukaNekoto Technically, there was at least one pony from the previous generations of MLP that twilight got her name from. (Who actually looks like her mom.)

    But that comment was so hilariously awesome, I really shouldn't be nitpicking.

  • @takashi0100 Yeah I know, I was just joking. XD

  • @SukaNekoto Holy godforsaken shit. I've just fangasmed at the very idea of Twilight Sparkle casting Twilight Spark.

    The world will not withstand so much awesomeness and explode on the spot.

  • @SukaNekoto Oh, thank goodness I'm not the only one who clicked on it because it said Twilight and part of Sparkle.

  • The goali should've been exploding after the ball hit him.

    Now what the hell is his armor made of?

  • Well, there goes the crowd...and the world for that matter.

  • Imagine This AND The Master, Dual, final, and trinity Sparks. (Where is the trinity from anyways?)

  • Why are you surprised everyone lived? Danmaku is non-lethal, remember?

  • That goalie is probably thinking 'Challenge Accepted' to try and block THIS. Everyone else is probably thinking "sweet jesus" or "mother of god"

    (why yes I am referring to memes.)

  • @TARDISES I actually imagined the meme faces on them, when I saw the vid I had a "mother of God" face myself LOL

  • Manchester United should sign Mima.

  • HOT DAMN, I wouldn't want to be the goalie @.@ This is the most impressive shot I've seen yet (haven't played, only look at vids on youtube). Love the starting bit where she covers the sun :D

  • Mima has feet?

  • Yo dog, I herd you like lazers, so we put 3 lazers in your lazer so you can... OH SHI-*gets hit by ball*

  • the goalkeeper have balls of steel to try blocking this OVERPOWERED LAZOR ....

  • @royokihokage damn, i was about to say that :<

  • Here's a fun experiment. Show someone this video starting at 0:04, without letting them see the title. Stop it at 0:47, then ask them why they think this green-haired lady decided it was necessary to laser the hell out of that poor defenseless city.

    Then, once they've answered, show them the rest of it.

  • Well, Mima will unleash their world-shattering attacks for the sake off scoring a few goals. Who cares about stupid vampires now?

  • ok...mima just fired a beam that could pretty much destroy any planet smaller than earth to hit.....a soccer ball...talk about overkill

  • Screw the ball. The AUDIENCE are the most powerful beings in gensokyo.

  • That's no moon...O.O

  • Master

    Double

    Trinity

    Twilight

    And the name of the move, when Twilight spark and Trinity spark unite (with Marisa substituting for Mima) is: We are plain old fucked.

  • this is the very reason why nowdays football has Red Card

  • You should see them playing dominoes...

  • And everyone lived!

    WHAT THE FUCK.

  • RUN U GAY WOLVES N VAMPIRE!!!! THIS IS THE REAL TWILLIGHT SAGA!!!

  • MAYBE the ball doesent get fixed, but someone replaces it in an instant (yukari?) or maybe its got some spell (patchouli, alice, mima herself?) that makes get replaced in an instant. ;0

  • THIS IS JUST TO SCORE A GOAL IN SOCCER!

  • @Heartlesswithaheart

    well... they take soccer quite serious ^^

  • An old gameplay used in this game Tecmo Cup and Captain Tsubasa.

    It's nice to be back in old school gameplay. :D

  • Whoa! This football is even more dangerous than World War III D:

  • That nameless Goalkeeper. I respect that guy.

  • Shoop Da Whoop's got nothin on this.

  • How...is that ball...alive?

  • MIMA! STOP CONFUSING THE MOON WITH THE BALL JUST CAUSES ITS ROUND!

  • I'm bored, and I searched "touhou soccer"..... now I'm not bored anymore.

  • Its greater than Master Spark, greater than Double and even greater than Trinity!

    This beam is so gonna melt whatever kind of defense Mimas opponent might come up with!

  • Pretty sure that's a penalty.

  • There was no other way, huh?

    She just had to spark it from orbit.

  • That spark was powered with all the hatred we have against the twilight saga.

  • And the ball is still intact.

    Am I the only one that feels a LITTLE sorry for that ball by now?

  • Freaking epic

  • When this happens

  • You know it really sucks to be the goalkeeper

  • I think this is Inazuma Eleven LOLz

  • Yes Mima, stand in front of your spark

  • Are you all blind? There is no moon in there. There is a beam from the Sun to the earth.

  • wow, all that, just to get the football into the goal.

    Yes, I am British

  • The goal have balls of steel to try stopping DAH SHIT !

  • mind you this is a soccer game >_>

  • what field?

  • The purple armored guy is a true MAN!

  • Hey, I've been thinking... This ball is completly indestructible, Impervious to practically everything, right?

    And... Objects turn into Youkai if they exist for long enough, right...?

  • @Sporkazoid

    No, the ball's not. Komachi distorts it briefly. Ran is the only one who manages to break it. (BY SIMPLY KICKING THE DAMN THING, no less.)

    And yes, objects do that. We even have 2 examples in the series proper (Medicine and Kogasa)

  • @TARDISES

    I see your point, though it spontaneously fix itself after Ran breaks it and it does manage to survive a whole lot of things, Like Mima's Twilight Spark and eh... Flandre, whose very power is pure destruction.

    Anyway, so what I was thinking is that it is very likely that no one will destroy that ball and when it reaches the inevitable 100th year... Touhou Soccer Ball Tsukumogami?

  • @Sporkazoid

    ...Now that would just be unfair on EVERYONE. It'd probably be unstoppable - having nothing BUT survival cards!

  • @TARDISES

    Then again, if Yukari can get on her good side, she may just have found herself a free ticket to seizing control of the moon.

    "Maybe".

    ... OH RIGHT, The moon... Ehhh...

    Y'know what, nevermind.

  • ...What the hell Japan!!! You don't have to go that far to make soccer cool!!!

  • This is what Twilight the Movie should have been about. 4 Books= 4 different angles of this shot.

  • Okay, I'm convinced now that ball is made of concentrated Chuck Norris.

  • @Joflyer0211 that made sense now

  • This is a soccer game... right?

  • @xtrem3rd This is the soccer equivalent of Prince of Tennis.

  • so, at what point was the ball hit, because all I saw was them shooting the moon?

  • I dont know why, but everytime i see that huge spark, i laugh ._.

  • @EniliasNailo It's a space station!

  • 0:26 MIMA HAS LEGS.

  • @SukaNekoto

    As the PC98 games progressed so to did Mima... She never recognized the idea of her "death" but rather saw it as a state of being in time...

    So she just kept on turning back the clock to a point in time where she was more... "Lively"...

    As she did that her power increased dramatically also... But at the cost of loosing whatever it was that she had resolved herself to condone humanity so... (Suggesting she looses memory's in the process if she is to change)

  • @SurgicalZeal Woah... that makes sence!

  • @SukaNekoto

    Thanks... Yeah she's supposedly a "Demon" of the dream world, so whatever her real power/s are they're unknown... Just speculated...

    All we see is her getting more & more powerful the more she makes peace with the past & becomes more like her former self as the games progressed up to #5...

  • @SukaNekoto

    A Demon is a impure fractured spirit that has something linking it to well... Wherever... Usually they are made up of only Yin energy where as even a Ghost is a complete Soul with both Yin/Yang property's...

    Think of it as having just one eye instead of two... The world has no depth & the only answers you can find to such problems is dependent on the help of others...

  • @SukaNekoto

    But that all said if Mima's power has anything to do with dreams then being a Demon would be only a temporary inconvenience for her...

    Gensokyo itself was born from dreams... (As a great illusion to trap the Youki of Japan in)

    If a being of dreams is allowed to resided within it for too long it's dream might become stronger then that of Gensokyo... And the dream that is Gensokyo will fade for that of another...

    Perhaps that's what happened to all the PC98 characters?...

  • @SurgicalZeal omo Whoever dreamt that dream's gonna pay.

  • @SukaNekoto

    IMO even though this is STRICTLY fan speculation... Given her vast extensive knowledge of the Hakurei Shrine & it's inner workings (Including Reimu's Yin/Yang orb power)

    It's completely likely that Mima was the first madden of the Hakurei Shrine & the one responsible for Gensokyo's creation in the first place... (WAY BACK when she was still human obviously)

    If so then Gensokyo has always been Mima's illusion/dream to begin with...

  • @SurgicalZeal

    >madden

    can't unsee Gridiron Touhou.

  • @SukaNekoto

    And it may have been the simple act of turning back the clock on herself that made her forget important parts of that dream that only came along after whatever traumatic event happened that cased her to end her life & curse humanity...

    In short New Gensokyo = Mima alive & well... But no one would know her because the Dream had to be re-written...

  • @SurgicalZeal I thougt she was a ghost. With the power of "magic." Which is an unexplained power, so she may very well be able to do... whatever it is you just said she could do.

  • @SurgicalZeal New Gensokyo= Waki Mikos

    New Gensokyo= DA ZE MAGICIANS

    New Gensokyo= Expy Bosses

    New Gensokyo= Wait, there was an old Gensokyo...?!

    It makes me sad. D:

  • Cast in the name of God, Ye Not Goalie.

  • and that is how there are 2 suns

  • Block this.

  • So yeah, I'll fly on top of a skyscraper, spread my epic pwnage black wings of awesomeness, charge and fire a giant laz0r as wide as the moon in diameter. Just. To. Hit. A. Fucking. Ball. Into. A. Rectangular. Shaped. Thing. With. A. Net.

  • Thanks to Mima, Majora's Mask and TTGL Second arc now never happened.

  • This is why i love Mima.

  • Well, there goes half of the world! Oh well, were living overseas, who gives a fuck about America.

  • @Crzynoob me :P

  • two words.holy. HELL.

  • SO DAMN EPIC AWESSOMENESS FINAL DOOM ULTIMATE ULTRA KILLER POWERFULL PERFECT BRAVO LUNATIC PROFISSIONAL INFINITY DOUBLE TWILIGHT MASTER SPARK!!!

  • I'm surprised it didn't destroy the stadium 0_0

  • THIS is what's gonna happen in 2012.

    We'll all be lazered by some girl playing soccer

  • @ZiggyR2750 Mima Created The Master Spark, Marisa Uses the Master Spark as innitial Move, Marisa Uses a Powerful blast, Mima Uses an EXTREMELY EARTH ENDING Blast

  • New Core Warship for Gradius:

    Football Core!

    Destroy The Football!

  • Normal Goalie Guy: "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING SOCCER!!!!!!" "RAAGRGRGAGRAGGRGRAGGRGGR" *disintergrates*.

    Nobody makes games like japan makes games.

  • i wonder which ones better...

    Marisa's Master blade or Mima's Twilight Spark?

  • Stair of power:

    Master

    Double

    Trinity

    Twilight

    My kicks!

  • .... what.

  • If Mima was in the next Touhou game or after that, this would so be her Last Word.

    ...Or maybe something beyond that.

  • If Chuck Norris were to get hit by this, even he might get slightly scratched.

  • @chelseafcrocks82 Chuck norris would be DEAD.

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  • It was a Super Saiyan 2 Ball o.o

  • Some people kick the ball, some people shoot a GIANT F**KING LAZOR at it!!

  • what about Final Spark

  • If this is outside Gensokyo...what about if it was inside.......

  • FINAL... FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!

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  • WHY YOU SHOULD SHOOT THE MOON MIMA??? WHY?? THE LUNARIAN IS LIVING THERE DDDD:

  • @spitfire112 Maybee thats why.

  • @spitfire112 Actually, I think the lazer is fried FROM the moon. First, the shockwave is coming from the point where the Earth and spark make contact. Second... Why would there be skyscrapers in Gensokyo...?

  • @spitfire112 She's obviously trying to kill MOONBIT- I mean Yorihime.... >_>;

  • @DJstagen ah, and then two angry sister shall descend from the moon to find mima for frying their hair..

  • @DJstagen

    If she so chose to I honestly don't think there's a single entity in either Gensokyo or on the Moon who could stop Mima from killing anyone who she truly wanted dead...

    Mima is effectively a creation god of power... If she can dream it & wish it to be strongly enough, she could even reverse time... (Which is why she is portrayed with legs in the last cannon game she was in)

  • @DJstagen

    Knowing how the Lunarians are about controlling what they fear the most though, it honestly wouldn't surprise me if Mima has been missing all this time because they have her sealed away as the power source of the lunar capital deep inside the Moon or something.

    That said Mima has broken every seal that was ever placed on her... The first one we know of being the chains that bonded her soul to Hell itself.

    So if she is anywhere on the Moon I would be vary nervous to be a Lunarian...

  • @spitfire112 SHE AT LEAST TOOK OUT MOONBITCH (Yorhime Watsuki)

  • @spitfire112 My last name is mo- OH GAWD MY ARM!