Hail Satan 2: True Scandinavian Black Metal

[Bassopieru]

Lol, seriously "Necro ist Krieg" rofl "BÖG MUSIK FÖR BÖGAR!" :D

[angelicbaby92]

Love black metal! these comedies are awesome. Though I have to admit that I don't like Metallica much. But I'll never hate on people who like them though. I'm one of those open minded metal heads. :] And I'll eat the cookies if I want to!

[satyrludi]

Black metal is fucking great but I don't get why so close-minded. He's acting like a 13-year old. Just because someone likes something he doesn't doesn't make somebody a poser and a faggot. Anyways, great (short) movie. Stay metal. \m/

[elisdewaard1]

metallica^^

[roxterat]

do they say KURVA to WHORE too? :D cause we do too! ^^

[Murkelmossa]

@roxterat It's spelled "hora" but it sounds almost the same :)

[roxterat]

@Murkelmossa

actually "hora" sounds almost like whore.. :) lol "hora" means mountain here xD

[umbrakvey]

i always thought metallica was kinda gay.

[ImIwilliamImI]

@umbrakvey

Still not as gay as Twilight

[sedofar]

haha good :D 

[shinobitech13]

MAYTALEECA !!! LOL

[Gahburr]

Ta en sån här....... 5 sekunder senare ........femton spänn.. "aaaaha", bästa ever!!!!!

[SkateLab207]

yea! dansk øl!!

[tycad8990]

Andreas's trench coat looks awsome.

[MrYngwie88]

hahaha älskar msn fighten hahaha

[nightwish1705]

It's sad but there really are losers like these. (i like black metal)

[KrispySn1p3r]

@nightwish1705 Yea, it is xD ( i also like black metal)

[DRUNKASSPUNK800]

I fucking love you guys!

[FiveFingerCrawl]

Oh, Dani boy.

[JMS06723]

nice mork gryning poster on the door :)

[LordInclusus]

hahahaha........ a poser black metal novel

[1993blackmetal]

bjorn looks like dani filth

[theralamadam]

Hail Santa.

[menada02030405]

12.51 that looks so metal. ^^

[FrejaWongraven]

Jeg sier det, fordi har sett det. Jeg har forstått at konstitusjonelle monarkier er neofobiske. Kanksje derfor går alle grupper til utlandet..

[FrejaWongraven]

Det er ikke morsomt! Metallelskere må ikke ble presentert slik! Pga slike søppel får man tung liv når man vil gå ut.Ja,de meste av Metallelskere er falske, slik som i denne videoen. Men vanlig folk gir alle i blaffen uten å ha lyst til å avklare saken. Jeg vet hva er musikk!.. Hva jeg elsker og hvorfor! Er det morsomt at Svartmetallshjemland nekter noen på grunn av at man liker metallmusikk? ..

[harryasshole0465]

Lol

[BMNicolas]

Det är inte så true att ha MSN. XD

[GodOfDarkness222]

Hail Satan!666

[Sqediak]

hahah rolig som fan xD 

[primbob1001]

you dont talk to your mom like that.. maybe you do wait what

w(' ')w

[MrOsaft6]

hay scanda ho va is nihlotep a posser band .

[onesickbastard]

Scandinavian fubar

[PetrusAndersson1992]

jävligt rolig men vafan? adrian lindberg? han heter ju adrian erlandsson, lindberg var ju sångaren i at the gates :)

[greatlotrfan]

hail satan and true norwegian BM ? take care Varg doesnt find you.

[ArowannaSwe]

Oh I be damned! On the door! Look! It's a Mörk Gryning poster!

[Thrashkittie]

haha whats wrong with Korn lol :)

[Ywinfull]

Theriooon ! è_é

[xkamisorix]

"JAG SKAR STYKA DEJ SOM EN GET DIN JEVEL! DU FATAR INTE VEM DU BROKAR MED!!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[1K1Valenta]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA "Oh, Dany boy" Reminds me of my brother!!!! XD

[Sexyvanian]

I wonder how they got the fuckin horse? lol

[Thedischordblood]

Johan is so hot :P

What is the name of the song at 11:32 by the way?

[yellowsubmarine601]

Bjorn is fucking hot.... ;)

[groscave23]

@yellowsubmarine601 i hope you are fucking kidding.

[yellowsubmarine601]

@groscave23 And if im not, what are you gonna do about it? :) Hmmm?

[groscave23]

@yellowsubmarine601 your question does not have really sens, what you think i can do??? and most of all i find it strange liking a future emo (the character).

[yellowsubmarine601]

"Oh, Dani boy. <3"

[slipknotxxxMatheus]

Korn KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Hastur876]

Wait... in part one the earth was destroyed, no?

[DimebagHK]

@Hastur876 No, it didn't.

[princessivoryrose]

This is why I'm a loner.

[Hitchhikeroftheyear]

Fuck yeah In Scandinavia is where the real Black metal is Fuck the rest.Sweden,Norway and Finland that's where the real church burnings and real Black Metal is from and Born! \m/

[MackanThrashingMad]

@Hitchhikeroftheyear

Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia, only Sweden, Norway and Denmark

[FinJebu]

@Hitchhikeroftheyear Finland is a part of the nordic countries, not scandinavia

[annahermanni]

Carlsberg <3

[HstfSengir]

@annahermanni Bög öl för bögar, LOL.

[exactinmidget92]

when i saw the intro i was like "what Korn is BM?" but no it was just the intro

[thisisacryforhelp1]

i have a question is behemoth and carach angren true or untrue

[metalhead15000]

2:20 coal chamber-loco lol go

[muereteborre]

Black metal and comedy? Keep it coming!

[komarre]

Va i helvete? Är det i njurunda?

[xxpalerosexx]

"Bög Musik for böge"? Ahaha Lmao

[lortexx]

Haha I fucking love Johan xD Greetings from Norway \m/

[slipknotxxxMatheus]

Korn KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[noppaa]

Very nice job guys! /Cheers from Finland

[ChasingDestination]

10:20

Dat ass 

[Watain1666]

@ChasingDestination swedish ass i tell you man.... swedish ass

[ChasingDestination]

@Watain1666

So, so true my friend haha

[pindarotsje666]

@ChasingDestination

scream! and blast.

brilliance behind a drumset, awesome series

[Krissypoo508]

Finland!

[nunmoreblak]

this is fuckin great

[westbohan]

thumbs up if milk makes ur stomach hurt.

[555kornknot666]

@westbohan That sounds like a personal problem.

[wildboy789789]

who the fuck listens to therion HAHAHAHAHAHA... but immortal is true black metal

[alimamma121]

@wildboy789789 Opera faggs!

[Archferumphis]

SAFFRANSBULLAR!

[UpTheIrons666Swe]

hans säng ser sjukt mysig ut

[kriscophoto]

The corpse paint jobs look too juggalo for me. Haha. 

[dougness1971]

milk is a little bit metal.

[Pyorailijasta]

støtte til hjemlandet brødrene

[xane3]

Just wondering about the shirts they wear . Morbid Angel are Death metal , slayer are thrash and Dimmu Borgir are syphonic , which isnt really considered black . If they were the type to be black metal wouldnt they be into the underground . Also what about Mayhem with all their contraversy ? I know its more on the commical sterotypical outsider approach . I like black metal and I dont dress in all black with spikes .

[ADY18K]

from where is this leanguage??country?

[A55ma57er]

@ADY18K Sweden

[ChillJosef]

@ADY18K This is from Sweden. it's in Swedish ^^

[ADY18K]

@ChillJosef ok man tnx

[StratovariusFTW]

i heard a raining blood gp5 tab?

[klarum]

*hands beer to friend* uh fifteen sek lol

[Vend1cator91]

black metal fans are so retarded omg and pathetic too 

[BlackMetalWorld]

@Vend1cator91 lol its a fucking parody 

[H3viSika]

nissan micra ist krieg

[Ruberick28]

Va!?!? Metallica!? Bög musik för bögar!! LOOOOOL!!!!

[TimViruset]

Hora, idiot, kuk!

[cmm98]

dani boi lmao

[Vvalkyrja666]

i love that fight!

[slipknotxxxMatheus]

5:34 = :D

[Goregrinding]

Cookies aren't fucking true!

[bloodmachine9]

Fail!

[Manonrr]

Fy fan vad bra asså! You have to make more videos, this is really good! HAIL AND KILL!

[theblackpacomurder]

probably the best BM parody video ever made

[behemoh16bloodhound]

i want the tabs to that riff he was playing at 5:19 haha

[IronicusPaladin]

@behemoh16bloodhound looks easy to play, just full chords, I could probably tab it

[ZombieDragQueen]

Oh Dani boy the pipes the pipes are calling. From glen to glen all down the mountain side *singing* ... this is probably the best thing that happened to youtube since ... well, since youtube.

Kom igen grabbar! Youtube suktar efter fjärde delen.

[EpicSlayer666]

they should make this a show On adult swim...AFTER METALOCOLIPSE of course xD

[Peppepoppldoppl]

@EpicSlayer666 adultswim is gay

[orangesugarcube]

True Metal. True independant Film!

[orangesugarcube]

Haha! It looks just like a Kevin Smith movie, if he made a movie about Black Metal.

Yah, you are true. Yes?

[LufsyLurqy]

Laughed hard at the Metallica part :D

[reborninblasphemy666]

11:00 lol!!

[meNtor890]

"He's probably the one that's going to go down first when Burzum gets out." (from jail) xDD

[Scrubsfanatic90]

Haha great work guys, funny as fuck, and holy fucking hell, jus after he says oh dani boy he actually looks like dani 0.o lol

[Illnathftfw]

Lies, cookies are truuuu

[TheDrunkenCelt]

dropped out 10 months ago and hasnt applied for a job... Heh I know that game

[jpelczar]

From what I can see the "anti-posers" are usually either not yet developed children or jobless, drunk morons without proper degree (they were too stupid to get one), no real skills, still living with their parents and asking them for money. Normal, working people don't have time for this.

[DasSuper]

that was brilliant



[666crazymetalhead666]

haha fucking lol video great work guys 11:46 kick ass part...stay true\m/:P

[aidanday]

This shit is so funny and easily applied to any genre of music (EDM, hip hop, punk, etc) ... We've all been there... so protective of a 'scene' and slightly immature about it. Closed-minded when we're ostensibly young, open-minded free spirits... 

[Fluffypopcicle]

@aidanday

so true. im sick of the purist bull crap, it's all metal. just because you think it sucks doesn't mean it's not metal. that seems to be the attitude of all the metal purists. "it sucks so it's not metal" but i haven't encountered person that can come up with a valid reason that bands like disturbed disturbed, lamb of god, and avenged sevenfold suck. "they sold out" bull shit and every intelligent person who has looked into any of those bands knows it.

[masamuneswordofdeath]

wtf haa this is funny but why all the references to nu metal

[ipesina]

De brillene til Johan var jo jævlig true da LOL

[FreakNasty213]

WTF is this LOL

[filth69ify1]

Cradle of Filth Will Crush All These Shitty No Music Making Bands. 

[95didde]

Hahahahah, I'm just like the one with the red hat..

I don't give a FUCK about what's "true" metal and what's "poser metal". It's ridicelous!

I listen to what i think is good music and I don't give a shit about what people call it.

I like Suicide Silence. In what way is that less of a metalband than let's say Deicide?

You "true metalhead" fucking losers make me sick. Get a life!

[taregass]

LOOSERS IF YOU ASK ME...MOST WHITES PLAY TOUGH.. play cool.. you are not..

you are all born with gold spoons up youre ass..and you play tough? COME TO MY COUNTRY.. try survive there.. white scandinavians FUCKED ..wont even survive a day..

:P BUT Black metal is gaay

[markusboy98]

@taregass

[taregass]

@markusboy98 what biach?? YOUR kind your race wouldnt survive a day in our country... youre fucking weak..

you are nothing

[RomanianSharpSound]

@rockforever12345 plm coaie:P ..nu ma iau dupa wikipedia ..si dimmu is buni in primele albume :P ..oricum hai sa nu ne incingem :)) ..salut si bafta :)

[RomanianSharpSound]

@rockforever12345 ..dupa cum am spus nu prea le ai..orthodox e cel mai satanic stil de black metal dude=)))) dark funeral,marduk,bathory ascult ..si da inca iti dau lectii daca spui ca orthodox black metal e religios =)))))

[rockforever12345]

@RomanianSharpSound ok coaie fie ca tine , am inteles ortodox dupa denumire insa nu se foloseste acest gen si pe wikipedia e doar black metal fara ortodox oricum , nu ai gusturile rele dar initial vroiam sa iti spun ca dimmu sunt praf pe langa celelalte , ma bucur ca asculti marduk si alte trupe mai "comune" de black metal :) . e frumos sa mai vezi cate un roman ascultand muzica dinasta , adica sunt multi dar sunt si foarte multi inculti si manelisti / sau bibier

[RomanianSharpSound]

@rockforever12345 ..scz dude da tre sa recunosc ca nu prea le ai ;;) ..alea sunt trupe comune ce asculti u acolo :))1 ..si 2..ala nu e death metal ,e orthodox black metal .

[rockforever12345]

@RomanianSharpSound dude , orthodox? fii serios , funeral mist ascultam si dinainte si nu sunt ortodocsi , cine da 2 bani pe relegie? tu nu asculti aceste trupe "comune" pentru ca nu iti plac ca sunt prea "comune" sau ca nu sunt religioase? fii serios ... cum sa nu asculti marduk , dark funeral , bathory? imi spui mie ca nu le am , fii serios , din trupele care le-ai scris tu sunt numa incuiatzi ( mai putin funeral mist) . tu spuneai ca dimmu sunt buni? si imi dai mie lectii ca nu le am?

[RomanianSharpSound]

@rockforever12345 wtf? death metal :))? ..sunt orthodox black metal dude :P

[RomanianSharpSound]

@rockforever12345 ..srry but i listen metal more than u ..and i know what is real metal :) ..try to listen Aosoth,Antaeus,Beherit,Cadaver­,Funeral Mist ..etc:-j..don't teach me what is metal ;) ..ah and sorry ..rock smels like shit ;;)

[rockforever12345]

@RomanianSharpSound si eu sunt roman apropo ... si ascult orice fel de metal dar nu rahatii dinaia emo , ma refeream la black metal , ceva totusi vizualizat dar nu foarte commercial gen noii dimmu sau alti rahati , incearca si tu dark funeral , burzum , immortal sau asta nu iti place? asta-i black metal . nu ma refeream la rock sau la heavy :d insa dimmu sunt mult prea commerciali si nici nu prea sa mai bazeaza pe ce canta , conteaza sa faca un video fain si sa isi ia banii :D

[rockforever12345]

@RomanianSharpSound si intradevar nu sunt rele trupele scrise de tine , insa acela este mai degraba death metal . nu ai gusturi rele insa in videoclip se vorbeste de black metal :p

[RomanianSharpSound]

@rockforever ..srry but i listen metal more than u ..and i know what is real metal :) ..try to listen Aosoth,Antaeus,Beherit,Cadaver­,Funeral Mist ..etc:-j..don't teach me what is metal ;)

[BMassey1987]

9:59 ha, fucking hammerfall.

[RomanianSharpSound]

@HiphopDestroyer666 u are poser .. "hip hop destroyer 666" ?..go fuck ur dad with hip hop,faggot ...dimmu borgir is a good black metal band,idiot. :)

[rockforever12345]

@RomanianSharpSound hey romanian boy , dimmu are very nice but only old albums , until death cult , because at that album all stoped . cradle of filth are very idiots , they sounds more like something mainstream and they are not black metal . REAL BLACK METAL are bands like bathory , immortal , burzum , mayhem , marduk , gorgoroth , dark funeral even VENOM ( wich they influenced a lot of new BM bands.) . Try listen to this bands and compare after dimmu with real black metal bands . u will see ..

[DieSushiBitch]

@kimberleymarie , it is a PARODY! They don't think they are evil, they may not even care about Satan, they make fun of the clishe. I hate it when people think they are smart but then say something totally dumb...

[VendPrekmurec]

neanderthals

[Lord6of9Uk]

"oh dani boy"! hahahaha xD

[kimberlymarie21990]

Oh and they're Satanists? Technically that makes them Christians, because that is within the realm of Xtian theology. Grow the fuck up. You're not evil, you're not tough or unique. Being morbid doesn't make you hardcore it makes you a necrophile. No one cares.

[ObamaGoesPostal]

"He doesn't mean anything ill."

Jättebra översättning! xD

[IssejNyl]

Oh Dani boy... rofl

[DavidHelldrummer]

prata inte skit om borgir. Ni fatar inte vem ni brokar med xD

[TRUEGUITARHERO2171]

hahah that was awesome

[TheMissGoth666]

fucking beautiful eyes and hair!!!! fuck! i want the same!

[kanserstyx]

i should have never cut my hair! Hail Jesus! Let the angel of Darkness Jesus Bless you!

[Gabbsmo]

LOL I like Hammerfall, DImmu Borgir, Metallica AND Immortal. Metal ppl should show more love and don't so hateful to each other :(

[darkerfate8]

@Gabbsmo hammerfall ftw bro.

[SvartNezmar]

Dont be Dani Filth!

[agentgabo]

jaja awesome...this is good...

and milk and cookies is a nice breakfast.

[Idunah]

Damn...what a lame comments to this great piece of work! Can't you see the great and highly intelligent humour in this work? Both black metal 'purism' as 'poserdom' are ridiculed here; it's a parody, so why feel offended? I'm a great black metal fan, and I really love these 'Hail satan'-videos. They're pieces of art, made by a great creative and humorous mind!

I have spoken....;-)

\m/

[eviljanis]

@Idunah Aamen dude /,,/

[MrLuciferion]

@Idunah yeah man...i'm a die hard black metal fan and i like these hail satan videos...i find it very funny,who dont,well,less laugh for him ;)

[TheFyonn]

@Idunah I could not agree with you more, I would consider myself a purist,but I totally see where this is coming from,it is very good ahah!

[Sypheara]

@Idunah

This video ist krieg.

[iFuckmankind]

satan!!!

[Zuzannaq]

Why, oh why there are only two episodes? I want more!!!

[zicho23]

@Zuzannaq there are three :D

[Zuzannaq]

@zicho23

No, the first one is not the part of the series.

[Metal4Life007]

this is fucking hilarious

[brasileirorusso]

Vem fan lyssnar på Therion?

[vicanflo]

well... milk is a LITTLE BIT metal, right?... so funny...!

[loosespanner]

I think this is brilliant well done guys!!

[Firebird894]

Fuck that was funny

[ConvertMusic]

Hah! He recorded his first ringtone from a slayer guitar pro file

[KrustynailsVideo]

I don't care about staying true to black metal, I care about staying true to myself. Quit dividing the metal community! It sickens me!

[darkmysterii]

What the fuck is this? Cookies? It's not fucking true.

Cookies are them most true consumable thing look at the video Black Metal Cookies