IQ Jokes/Test

[nadiathebesty]

8 were right!!

[jhan021]

I got all the answers correct! haha :D

[TzarStefanDusanSilni]

10/10 Pozdrav iz Srbije

[rickyzpta96]

umm the answers are in the description ¬¬

[miani8]

1 2nd. 2 all of them. 3 an hour. 4 70. 5 9. 6 the match! 7 white. 8 2. 9 none. 10 whatever my name is.

AND FYI I DIDNT CHEAT.

[SideburnsRule841]

@miani8 yeah...sure you didn't.

[7heReaper]

the main problem with most of these is that there based on flaws in the questions, im used to idiots phrasing math questions wrong so i go with wat i think some1 means rather than asume theyre trying to trick me so it doesnt illustrate my stupidity that i got half wrong it only illustrates the fact that i falsely trusted these not to be trick questions.

[JerFhilm]

@7heReaper You are a paranoid schitzophrenic, with narcassistic qualities and delusions of grandeur. It's not the flaws with the questions but your need to point them out. AstraZeneca may be able to help.

Heh.

[Stahlhart385]

You got me with the moses/noah thing... and i failed math questin cuz i din't know what divide by half meant, cuz im german^^

Now i got a question for you: Theres room with a single lamp at the ceiling, a bit away from the room are three switches from which only one turns on the lamp. You only can go to the switches once, but you are allowed to try them all. Then you can go into the room, do what you want and then you have to tell me, which switch turns on the lamp. :)

[fromhungary1]

@Stahlhart385 Can you tell me how to solve that, it is confusing...

[carbonstrike]

@fromhungary1 you press one switch and leave it on for about ten minutes, turn it off and just after press another switch and then you go into the room, if the bulb is hot then its the first switch you tried, if the light is on its the second switch you press, and if it isnt either of the other two possibilities then its the third switch

[fromhungary1]

@carbonstrike OH that makes sense, thank you

[XxTheCraziesxX]

1. Second

2. All of them have ATLEAST 28 days

3.idk

4.0.5

5.

6.Match...duh

7.Polar Bear

8.2 apples

9.none...Moses didn't build the Ark, Noah did..

10.. Grade A++

[brownsrock2007]

1. second 2. 12 3. one hour 4. 70 5. 9 6. the match 7. white 8. 2 apples 9. Moses didn't build an ark, Noah did 10. My name Grade:A++ and i didnt cheat ive heard all these before because im a big fan of these things :P

[Musicjunkie4848]

1. 1st position 2.All of them 3.2 sec 4.12 5.9 sheep 6. THE MATCH 7.black 8. 3 apples 9. none 10.My Name

[SuperJacob74]

no. 2 is all monthes

[blearghp]

erm...why does the theme sounds like...naruto?

[LoLaEco1997]

or you have lots of patience!

[LoLaEco1997]

all correct cause i already know the answers from other tests..about 10 i find out what your name is gonna be!

STUPID!

:P

[TheLeMoNJuIcE191]

1) You're in 2nd place. 2) All of the months. All of them have at least 28 days =P 3) 1 hour; take 1 at 1:00, 1 at 1:30, 1 at 2:00(the times is an example) 4) 70, divide by half means multiply by 2 5) 9 sheep are left 6) You would light the match first 7) White, if all sides face south, you must be on the North Pole 8) 2, I have 3 apples, you take 2; you have 2. 9) None, it wasn't Moses, it was Noah 10) YOU'RE the bus driver i just copied the description XD

[sallyandeleanorMAD]

1. 2nd 2. All of them 3. 1 and a half hours 4. 70 5. 9 6. the match 7. White - polar bear 8. 1 apple 9. None 10. Kirsten :D

[screenON14]

@sallyandeleanorMAD yeah but it would be 2 apples and just one single hour to the pills =S

[Gerechtigkeit19]

There is no "IQ"

[LPSland4444]

MY ANSWERS NO PEEKING 1. 2nd 2. 12 (they all have those days, just more) 3. An hour 4. 70 5. 9 Duh you like told me in the question 6. A match that's an OLD one. 7. White DUH 8. 2 apples. 9. None. That one was one the last vid I watched. 10. Whatever my name is. (secret identity)

[BladeMaster907]

1. 2nd 2. 12 3. 1 4. 70 5. 9 6. match 7. white 8. 2 9. moses fail none 10. ME!! didnt read description suckas!!!!

[cyberskelet0n]

The questions are designed in ways that a human being in our society finds difficult to work around.

I.E. when we see a question with numbers, we generally assume the number we want isn't one that's present in the question.

[99princessa]

10/10 but it was pretty easy!

[Mr100jaysean]

this is for babys 10/10

[redsw65432]

too easy

10/10

[verymadrobert]

10/10! yay

[vanessa29500]

got 3 wrong

[toops2334]

Q1:correct Q2:correct Q3:wronq Q4:correct Q5:correct Q6:correct Q7:correct Q8:correct Q9;correct Q10:correct i qot 9/10. :) im Smartical :)

[St3llan]

1= 1? WRONG

2= all months =]? GOOD

3= 1.3 hours? WRONG

4= 70? GOOD

5= 0? WRONG

6= match? GOOD

7= brown? WRONG

8=2 apples? GOOD

9=0?  GOOD

10= i dunno:P? WRONG

[laughlaughcoughcough]

to all those so confused. there are 60 halves in 30. add ten to get 70.

[iCamilleoxox]

9/10 :D stumped on the 3rd q. :)

[ChildrenOfTheStreet1]

number 3 is wrong if u take 1 every half of hour u take the first one now, (0.00) second one at .30 and the 3 one at 1.00

[tratchy]

@ChildrenOfTheStreet1 And that would be one hour, wouldn't it?

[MisaMisa6666]

but if you divide by half, your DIVIDING by half, not multiplying.

[socool34534]

@MisaMisa6666 yea then your dividing 1/2 which then makes you multiply by 2

[MrGamerzPlayerz]

9/10 :D

[wmovieproductions]

i did ok

[GrowlingVocals]

the guy who made this video is stupid or is trying to assure me i am?

[NENAD1NESA]

I got all 10 questions... but I knew half of them allready :/

[Waddleduck64]

Yay, I only missed 8! :D I knew it was to simple to be true... :P

[MrOhitsujiza]

ok 1,2,5,6,7,8,10 missed 3,4,9 and i do not really care 4 a religion thats not true (no religion is)

[Powerlight958]

8/10

I missed 8 and 9. (how could I miss 9? I'm a Christian!!)

[pixyluvr123]

i got 3, 4, 7, and 10 wrong.

[ardencute913]

9 out of 10

30 mulitplyed by 2 is 60

[MrSoccerr]

10 out of 10 haha!!

[Fanna4love]

8 out of 10

[63301]

7 out of 10 :P

[christenmarie98]

i got 7 out of 10

[JuicyJuice84]

9/10 because 30x2=60 and it confused me.

[vorderbruggen]

uh...30x2=60

[Lasmikglenterne]

9/10 I didn' know the name of the bus driver :P

[TheCookieButton]

this was really good except for the moses question cuz not everyoen would know that

[Brettavent1996]

10/10. it was easyy (: nice vid

[BrittniFaithFleenor]

omg

[2amazingals]

woow i cant read it soo fast. im a 6th grader for crying out loud

[shortbunch9]

got all right but the one bout moses/noah. that should have been the easiest one. :D

[arielle1997]

That was crazy and horrible but still good,......i'm very stupid bout the 1 bout moses and noah and ima christian!!!!

[2shaila2]

i got eight right! YAY ME!!

[jammy9881]

Me and my sister got 6 right!!

[abigailg93]

That's the third time I saw riddle #3.

[hoolyho]

9/10 nice vid

[baalkta]

som1 plz explain how u get 9 for question 5?

[hobgobblin0]

a man has 17 sheep, ALL BUT 9 DIE, meaning you have 9 left

[MyWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww]

if u kill 9 sheep then the remaining sheep would run away and hence leaving only the 9(dead) sheep

[baalkta]

hmm i think hobgobblin0's answer is better..thnx anyway..

[Jagdeepkaler]

if u read the question it says "all BUT 9 died" i.e 9 survived and the rest of them died.. just a different way of wording it thats all

[chavezglassworks]

@baalkta it said ALL BUT 9 DIED.

[flaredragon96]

it says "all BUT 9 died" So that means 8 died and 9 survived.

[YouChube3]

10/10, no not your vid the answers. lol

[Jartean197]

30/1/2 = 30*the reciprocal of 1/2. = 30*2

[saruto715]

1) You're in 2nd place.

2) All of the months

3) 1 hour

4) 70, divide by half means multiply by 2

5) 9 sheep are left

6) You would light the match first

7) White

8) 2

9) None, it wasn't Moses, it was Noah

10) saruto

[MrFifafreak1234]

????? i've got the attention span of a hamster but an iq of 130+

[s9920102i]

1.2nd

2.everyone

3.1 hour

4.70

5.9 sheepy sheeps

6.the match

7.white....i think

8.2 apples

9.wtf!!!???Moses!!!????i think none XD

10.Zachariah-me

[MrYouKnowWho231]

1- 2nd

2- All (=12)

3- 1 hour

4- 70

5- 9 sheep

6- the match

7- white ->North Pole

8- 2 apples

9- none ->Noah

10- idk

[Th3Resurreccion]

really???? wow... read it carefully... u got 9 outta 10....

[MrYouKnowWho231]

i got the 10th one->my own name!

[aidan9565]

i got all right but number 2.

[daman1012]

1. 2nd

2. all of them

3 1 hour

4 25

5. 8 died

6 match

7 whatever the colour the bear is

8.2

9.none because noah own the ark

10 jasmine

[queenisme]

i got all except the one with the pills. :)

[J1nJ2]

1. Second Place

2. 1 month has 28 days- February) i think

3. 1 hour and a half

4. 12

5. uhm 9 obviouslyy

6. THE MATCH

7. Whatever colour the bear is.

8. uhm 1 apple?

9. 2

10. Jasmine

[Fudgenidz]

Can someone tell me the name of this song. I heard it a while ago, but i cant remember where.

[miley1329313293]

We did a work sheet at school that had all but the last one on there. I got like 6 right. ROFL

[lerbbabes]

1.1st

2.all of them

3.1 hour

4.70

5.9

6.the match

7.white - polar bear

8.1 apple

9.2

10. Ellie-me:D

[TheZombieSkeleton]

easy i got 10/10

[pimpindogg123]

10/10 Sorry but i knew all of them.

[thedemimusicluvrfan]

I don't get number 5... Can anybody explain to me? Thank you! :D

[MsCroesus]

It's simple: he had 17 sheep, all but 9 died, so 8 sheep died and 9 sheep are left. It's a tricky one, but you can solve it :)

[quickcash]

what if the person in second was tied with the person in first

[Epistinimically]

he was in the 2nd place he can't be tied.

[bassandguitarplayer]

but he passed him so hes in 3rd

[jizzmondorock]

10/10 does'nt take a genius to get that riddles can be solved by stupid people too

[BoneBaron]

divide by half means divide by .5 which is = to x2. 10/.5 = 20

[xmegzxc]

3/10 god thats bad! :O

[winkrrtot]

now you do know

[AydenSings77]

10/10

[angelalixa]

RE: Sphinx riddle

A baby walks on 4 legs by crawling

A old per son has an extra walking stick so thats 3

A person walks with 2 legs

[TheNinjaDeer]

8/10

[yaya9088]

10/10..... suck dem apples

[icecool1065]

7/10

[yulongtan]

naruto music (:

[waderulz96]

Cleveland (from family guy?) lol

[charkyem]

I got 8/10.

[brohouzer]

11.If you have one bucket that holds five gallons, and another bucket that holds two gallons, how many buckets do you have?

[Chargerlesbo]

2 buckets

[charkyem]

two.

you are driving an electric car. If you were in the middle of a rainforest in june, with 20 kg of fruit and ten loaves of bread in yor car for both passangers, then proceeded to drive 10 miles south, which way would the exhaust fumes be blowing?

[brohouzer]

The car is electric, so there are no fumes.

[charkyem]

hm... AHA!

the oldest riddle in the book- the riddle of the sphynx:

what goes on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three in the evening?

[brohouzer]

A person crawls on two legs and two hands in the morning/beginning of his life

A person walks on two legs in the afternoon/middle of his life

A person walks on two legs and one cane in the evening/end of his life

[Prettychoir]

Man's life

Morning: Baby

Afternoon: Teenage

Evening: Old

[AmrBashaII]

Easiest IQ quest ever i didnt even look to the asnwers.. all of these riddles are old.

[honeybun5565]

1. 2nd

2. All of them

3. One hour

4. 25

5. 9

6. Moses wasn't on the ark, noah was.

6. The Match

7. White

8. Two apples

9. You are the driver

[ChoccieLuvsMe]

Psh, I got all of these right. 3 and 4 are wrong!! HARDI HAR HAR!!

[KotysShorty]

No, they're both correct.

[TheCardking8]

r u freakin retarded. dividing by a half is multipling by 2. that gets u to 60 and add 10 which is 70. if u don't get why dividing by a half is really multipling by 2 then u obviously didn't pass 7th grade

[vampirechik108]

.....the guy who made this test is stupid...

i could guess HIS/HER IQ right now...

hehehehe

[Tubeillion]

Yay Naruto Music ^^

[callmac1]

1.2nd

2.12

3.1hr

4.25

5.9

6.The match

7.white

8.2

9.Moses wasn't on the ark

10.Me

[Rhodebunny]

I don't understand 5, some one help please :\

[KotysShorty]

All but 9 sheep died. That means that there are still 9 sheep alive. There are 9 left.

[1hope365]

if all BUT 9 died, everything died BUT 9, which mines only 9 lived. hope i helped

♥ caroline

[PARAMOREMERGENCY]

Heard Number 7 :D I WIN! :D kinda.

[lisamarie123456789]

Now I shall go eat cheese...NO I SHALL FLY LIKE A BURRITO!!!

[lolliipop334]

ur giving the word answers with numbers and the number answers with word answers

[1993gandy]

i like turtles

[jazsta123]

Lmao

[RonWeasley13]

me too

[killer2killer272]

1) 2nd

2) all of them

3) 1 hour

4) 70

5) 9 all but 9 died so u have 9

6) the match

7) white

8) 2

9) wtf moses he was placed in the nile in a basket no ark

10) you're the bus driver

[hazelnstalks]

psst. u can just read the info.. lol

[akatasukifan80]

1.) you are in 2nd place

2.)all of the months have 28 days

3.)1 hour

4.)70

5.)8

6.)match

7.)white

8.)2

9.)noah, not moses....duh

10.)i am the driver

[justmusic200]

9/10 i forgot it was noah's ark

[eliseenunn]

that as well easy

[Prettychoir]

I got 10/10 but please don't say I boast because I don't like to be called 'proud' and I feel embarrased if you say so.

[randompinkmushroom]

i got them all right im not kidding but i think one, nine and ten were way to simple.

[KittyCatty93]

4, 9 and 10 were pretty crap.

[Indrid990]

wow i hate people that go "easy 10/10" if you already know the answers just say so, i got 4 and i already knew those, the rest made me laugh cause i felt stupid =]

[realkingkado]

This is stupid i mean its like me saying I am 6ft1inc tall weighing 14 stone and if I shoved my foot up your arse how big is my toe

[jhm84]

5/10

[jdbdvm]

Number 11: How do you spell

Pittsburgh?  moron

[nixman199]

9/10, i wuz stumped by numba 6

[Nicolias125]

6/10

[sammypoison]

6/10

i didnt know what you were talking about on the first one

but some i had heard before

[mohammedmohsin85]

1.2nd position

[Alex59951]

that was easy 10/10

[xXxRaDaJaMaAjxXx]

IONLY GOT THREE RIGHT =(

[brownsrock2007]

i got them all right. no one can trick me haha! reply if you "think" you can

[LeoLover2727]

i can trick you. reply for the riddles.

[thomasvvvwww]

ok...

[LeoLover2727]

I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to brownsrock2007 but if you still want them just reply.

[1993gandy]

lol

[Mrguy891]

5 6 7 8 9

were extremely obvious for average intelligence like me

[dragonster82]

Naruto song lolz

[mikekimikekimike]

got one right....

[ProphetMachiaveli]

stupid kid i'v seen those kind of question everywere on internet u fail

[LiamBullitt97]

a couple of these are on Professor Layton!

[ConversAndDuckLover]

i got 8 right

[zamm0rock]

damn only got 1 right

[heyuder]

i have a riddle..... would the author have been any better looking if the dog hadnt bet the alledged father upstairs ?

[heyuder]

this is a very interesting subject, although intelligence is largely based on memory, how one reacts to these questions truely questions their ability to adjust to there current situation ! but ill bet my last dollar u could hand the author of the riddles 2 spades and tell him or her to take his pick lol

[surfie4life36]

1) You're in 2nd place.

2) All of the months. All of them have at least 28 days

3) 1 hour; take 1 at 1:00, 1 at 1:30, 1 at 2:00(the times is an example)

4) 70, divide by half means multiply by 2

5) 9 sheep are left

6) You would light the match first

7) White, if all sides face south, you must be on the North Pole

8) 2, I have 3 apples, you take 2; you have 2.

9) None, it wasn't Moses, it was Noah

10) YOU'RE the bus driver

[chainprinces54]

u copied duh!!

[guamsst]

There is no bear because you are at the north pole and Polar bears don't live that far north....LOL

Also, "divide by half" that was just cheap.

[lebanonqueen19]

these arent iq questions they are trick questions

[Ssj2GuitarCat]

most IQ questions are trick questions lol, anyways this was just for fun. Hence: jokes.

[xxSherbetDipxx]

wot colour is the bloody bear?

[Ssj2GuitarCat]

The bear is white.