Best & Worst Pickup Lines - Playboy's Stephanie Heinrich

[silverhike11]

that shirt is very becoming on you, if I were on you I would be cumming too

[TheIkkap]

can I look on her beautiful inside with my one eyed probe?

[cfei12]

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.....



[ZDaddyy]

id give u more then just a pickUp Line sexy

[born2fight23]

@ZDaddyy

hahahaha your the fuckin loser that bitched out to oleg and hid behind that bald dude your not shit your a scrawny ugly looking russian immigrant and your fuckin bald lol no self respected woman would wanna even look at your Fugly Bitch ass

[penchod101]

@ZDaddyy The only thing you'd give her is AIDS, faggot.

[notorious23m]

I went to highschool with her

[Kotori32]

I actually liked the 'bad' one better :-)

[mignonhenne]

don't insult a lady's intelligence with a chat up line, say hello andtalk about music,movies and sport. but what would i know i'm only 15 and dating a 18 year old.

[MrFenish45]

My best pick up line is hey girl I'm wanted in four other states wanna make this the fifth (courtasy of Eugene the babysitter)

[NoelGrassy]

Uh, well, er...uh, I've got a braid able string wart to wrap around your pedunculated polyps, doll. No baby fuhreelz-Let's make the water turn black, hehhehheh.

[meatcannon]

Bend over cunt.

[PDzero]

If that guy had left out the "Made in heaven" part it would have been a really great opener to introduce yourself and start a conversation.

[JDubs878]

Here's my pickup line. Its solid gold!

'Hi, how are you? How much for the hour?'

[xJrJuicex]

ahahahah

[cfei12]

@JDubs878 ur from Canada,,,

[dansherman7777]

Just be yourself, and remember to smile.

[webadage]

It doesn't matter what line you use. It simply depends on who you are. Brad Pitt walks up to a chic and says, I wanna F*** you, she smiles and says ok. PeeWee Herman walks up to the same girl and says you are the most beautiful woman inside and out I've ever met, she says, get lost goofy. lol

[masrock]

Both of those lines were bad. The first one just had more game.

[philblunt420]

she then took the dress off

[entertainmentgiant]

lmao

[certifiedjagga]

I think the first line is for wusses

[abrown212]

Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants cause I'd love to tap that ass.

[Flavorcountry82]

That second line was golden!!!!!! I don't know what she's talking about! Lol! That first line was uper fuckin' cheesy! How the fuck does the guy know she's beautiful on the inside if he just met her! Pick up lines have to make sense!!!!!!!!!!! Lol! Tender.

[taurnguard]

Well, some women tend to get good and evil mixed up, whether it's guys or their lines.. which explains why most hotties date total jackasses.

[Flavorcountry82]

Well put.

[MarshfieldHockey22]

How NOT to get a girl! These horrid pickup lines are a recipe for disaster and embarrasment!

[masterkickyoass]

lol her shirt was made in heaven what about the girl. your supposed to say did it hurt when you fell from heaven

[gODfall]

dumb

[azuki1982]

both so lame.

[Takiado]

...ugh...women can be so ignorant

[LIHALETT]

"You're so beautiful inside and out"

how can you say someone "you're beautiful inside" if you don't know her??

[JBthree24]

That's true...he should have left the "inside" part out

[masterkickyoass]

yea she is probably a whore