@IceManJEAH - I saw this a week ago. Yesterday I threw my back out and have thought of this line a few times today and laughed out loud every time. I had to come back in and watch it.
wow, ive never heard is comedy before...... BRILLIANT! i love snappy one-liners. he reminds me of the all-powerful mitch hedberg, and demetri martin ^^
@theintrovertedfishie arent you already bored if you're on youtube? and if you don't like him so much, why did you bother to comment? you're wasting time, precious time that you could fill with all the better thing you apparently have to do rather than watching this "boring" video.
@cubyegot2go Yeah he doesn't appeal to lowest denominator types. Go watch Larry the Cable Guy or a juggler. "I never laughed during the entire show" Classic grammar.
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most of his jokes are fucking boring and dull, and that chixie dicks is a old ass joke, but he's got a handful of knee slappers ill say that much. taxi cab in reverse so he owes me money lol
Go fuck yourself Galifianakisberg! You Jew-Loving homosexual!
You were funny as Alan, but that's all. People now realize what a desperate loser you are and your career in Hollywood will be over as quick as it began!
just who is this fascist cunt? i've been sleeping in a tree for 7 years and now i'm here trying to sell some whale oil to a jewpersian family just down the block. so who is this fascist cunt? what's happened to my old america?! now it's gonna be illegal to pass on a parent-teacher conference!!! ..so just who is this fascist cunt and why did you all let her ruin my U.S.A.?
i used to think i was in shape until i threw my back out using my inhaler
sammiecassidyy 9 months ago
goodness so funny! Galifianakis is the man!
coolmountains25 9 months ago
if i could only give million thumbs up.
Pravoizavlijesvijeta 9 months ago
eh a bit overrated
floorfight 9 months ago
"Come on down! Don't be such a Faggot!"
TumisHumis 9 months ago
how can anyone NOT like this wtf
tannermanly 9 months ago
come on down dont be such a homo
tnewton91 9 months ago
i can see where Demetri Martin got his insipiration
jelaninoel 9 months ago
hahaha I remember seeing this when it aired and I was 11 years old. I knew I recognized this guy! LET'S HAVE A BEACH PARTY!
DiVeronica 9 months ago
damn conan is freakishly tall
coldmountain1986 9 months ago
She had a CRACK baby!
thisisryanblood 9 months ago
zach fan site galifinakiscom
2525Jmac 9 months ago
This is why he's famous.
MarissaDMcWilliams 9 months ago
@TheSt0rm14 yeah it is
cappaTONEpuppet 9 months ago
@TheSt0rm14 yeah it is
Johnni23 10 months ago
fax acid haha
MasettiPF 10 months ago
Only wear my beekeeping outfit........... when I'm beekeeping
BlckComb 10 months ago
*beard
jyunjin 10 months ago
@intereactive not a bread. Not a bread at all.
Robomaniquin 10 months ago
haha you can not fax acid!
thisisrandoification 10 months ago
The things you could say in 2001...nowadays...well fuck it.
Medication102 10 months ago
does anyone know what the name of the piano piece he plays is?
ecafsinep 10 months ago
fucking hilarious
lmpetuous 10 months ago
tough crowd
lmpetuous 10 months ago
@lmpetuous really?
SpikeSpiegel2 10 months ago
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that was halarious..too bad conan sucks BALLS!!
joshskate123 10 months ago
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that was halarious..too bad conan sucks BALLS!!
joshskate123 10 months ago
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that was halarious..too bad conan sucks BALLS!!
joshskate123 10 months ago
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that was halarious..too bad conan sucks BALLS!!
joshskate123 10 months ago
"i used to think i was in shape til threw my back out using my inhaler" lmao
IceManJEAH 10 months ago
@IceManJEAH - I saw this a week ago. Yesterday I threw my back out and have thought of this line a few times today and laughed out loud every time. I had to come back in and watch it.
gussyaaa 10 months ago
we can guess that 38 people don't like this video. of course that's no fun, we should just wildly assume things
chriscopelandTDK 10 months ago
@chriscopelandTDK uhm...duh
SeddyBoy 10 months ago
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38 people can't grow a beard
gr14120047 10 months ago
i kept thinking he was about to sing all through the freaking video!
dogfreak1316 10 months ago
this song is so much better when your high!
metalking21 10 months ago
38 people disliked this video for their individual reasons.... amidoinitrite?
apocalypticsquirrel 10 months ago
38 people are not greeks
gr14120047 10 months ago
38 people are angry cab drivers o.0
OnericMind 10 months ago
he is THE man
Nhydeful 10 months ago
funny zack= watch?v=5TUgnMywuOg
zmbooking123 10 months ago
38 people dont like corn on the cob
COVERific 10 months ago
Look, I'm greek, this isn't a bread, this is part of my eyebrow
intereactive 10 months ago 27
@intereactive
Way to spell "BEARD" wrong
kickingbearlotus 10 months ago
@intereactive THIS ISN'T A BREAD? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY IS IT NOT A BREAD?! :[
l2enegadesofFunk 9 months ago
@l2enegadesofFunk stfu
25rushh 9 months ago
@25rushh Get the fuck off my internet, you worm.
l2enegadesofFunk 9 months ago
@intereactive dyslexia's a bitch
wabashalwaysfights5 9 months ago
At 1:04, was Ke$ha the girl who really liked his beard?
andysmybro 10 months ago
@andysmybro Back in 2001?
sarahose 9 months ago
two of my favorite bearded people together
horsynospin 10 months ago
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MoonStruckHAM 10 months ago
hehe he is funny ;-)
Learncountriescom 10 months ago
Zach Galafinakis, the Singer of Mastodon, and Ryan Dunn need to have a beard off
Idkfawin32 10 months ago
@Idkfawin32 i love that u mentioned Mastodon
aliXsin 10 months ago
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mikejonesII 11 months ago
Does anybody else feel like this is the perfect missing link between demetri martin and will ferrell?
mikejonesII 11 months ago
@mikejonesII Demetri Martin is not funny at all.
imunchbutts 9 months ago
LMFAOOOO @ "the way you play your music makes me feel good insideeeeee"
iMakeBeats808 11 months ago
you cant fax acid. hahahah best shit ever!
11335562 11 months ago 6
conan looks so young
SkylarrL 11 months ago
holy shit 2001 .... forever ago
Benjaminb46 11 months ago
He dosen't age!!
Bicyclesolidarity 11 months ago 2
36 People can't fax acid
FantasticMaxPlastic 11 months ago
Zach is the greatest!
AmazingDOR 11 months ago
this was literally 10 years ago.....wow...farrr oooout brother
PieceofMindmusic 11 months ago
He looks like Ryan Dunn from Viva La Bam XD
ComptonAssMandiiee 11 months ago
just give me the rapist, the polish immigrant, wolf blitzer at burning man, marijuanna santa clause
kurt9876543210 11 months ago
He plays beautifully
Poe202 11 months ago
36 People threw their backs out using their inhalers.
omgtehsanford 11 months ago
36 people had crack babies. And they had cracks, baby!
omgtehsanford 11 months ago
7 months later, 9/11 happened.
DeadmauFIVEisCorrect 11 months ago
awwww... this is back when people didnt know who zach was, and back when i loved him
FrostyBrian 11 months ago
35 people tried to fax acid
bbygrrlable 11 months ago
pretty sure he stole the taxi cab mr. mitch hedgeburghhh ........... look it uppp ! !
ckypirateking 11 months ago
have you ever woke up with a erection ...... ? ?
ckypirateking 11 months ago
Hommage to Zach : ww dot heaintgonnaemailyou com
darnoux13 11 months ago
this was a bit hit or miss but it definately gave me a few good laughs
chrliewlsh 11 months ago
SE HAD A CRACK BABY
777iorn 11 months ago
35 people had a crack... BABY
pandaraid90 11 months ago
I don't know who was sexier ten years ago, Zach or Conan?
yankeesncsu 11 months ago
one of the funniest fucking guys in the universe every single joke is just hilarious.
JanelleChalane 11 months ago
If I was in the audience, I would've yell out "COME BACK AND DO MORE!" or "YOUR JOKES MAKE ME FEEL GOOD INSIDE!"
PhunkiFLiP 11 months ago
Maybe im not a human being or something, but i dont find him funny.
nimbus1983 11 months ago
@nimbus1983 well nothing is universally funny to everyone. or some things just aren't funny to anyone. like two and a half men.
TigerTaint 11 months ago
How stupid would VH1 feel now :) Fuck tards.
ssolway 11 months ago
this dude ish aweshum! XD
sasukelover291 1 year ago
He did that same rutine at SNL....But still he's the man!!!
AmazingDOR 1 year ago
lol haha why are you doing that that makes me sad.
SillyFruitFly 1 year ago
34 people cant grow a beard
xxclusive321 1 year ago
@xxclusive321 nice work at copying the top rated comment...
ReikokuXCM 11 months ago
Look, a head in the road.
jefffrench1 1 year ago
The piano music is very beautiful, I wish I knew where he got the song from... Makes his act even funnier with his dry delivery.
yrureadingthisname 1 year ago
all these people probably didnt know who zach galifianakis was before the hangover..
evilemetblack 1 year ago 2
He ain't gone email you!
BadMtrFngr 1 year ago
33 people can't grow a beard
ajc4u2nv 1 year ago
wait.... you cant fax acid?
KX5KD 1 year ago
Possibly the funniest thing ever! Fuckin' Zach Galifianakis
MusicIsTheWeapon666 1 year ago
kala ta spaei o tupas re!!!
tox1988 1 year ago
33 people didnt come down and are now gay
oneshotdill2010 1 year ago
Holy shit its Galifianakis and O'Brien... in 2001?!?!
everybodyallthetime 1 year ago
wow, ive never heard is comedy before...... BRILLIANT! i love snappy one-liners. he reminds me of the all-powerful mitch hedberg, and demetri martin ^^
leirgauk 1 year ago
I love how he puts his head back in thought Lmao!
disanator 1 year ago
i thought i was in shape untill i blew out my back using my inhaler
MrJm99 1 year ago
33 people cant fax acid
TheHashBot 1 year ago
Seriously, i wasn't into his comedy.....until now.
zarkbot88 1 year ago 2
Zach Galifianakis for Mario Bros live action movie
HangZhien 1 year ago 3
@theintrovertedfishie arent you already bored if you're on youtube? and if you don't like him so much, why did you bother to comment? you're wasting time, precious time that you could fill with all the better thing you apparently have to do rather than watching this "boring" video.
calibelle22 1 year ago
@theintrovertedfishie your a fool, this is funny n u kno it.
quadshow 1 year ago 2
This was so Raven !
DrDipDoot 1 year ago
@DrDipDoot don't watch his videos then ?
atnonis 1 year ago
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Why does he believe that hes funny?
He only playing the Piano so he can stretch his jokes out.
And he should do these in a movie instead of boring me to death on youtube.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT! IT MAKES ME UN HAPPY
theintrovertedfishie 1 year ago
At least 7000 of these views are mine .
hersey10 1 year ago 3
very funny on the hangover
flashytimmy 1 year ago
@halobenders84 Gladly.
HeathAndEr 1 year ago
Why are you doing that?! That makes me unhappy!
ricerice566 1 year ago
Chixie Dicks...lol
sira525 1 year ago
oh your out of that one? just give me "guy who comments on alpaca message boards"
twickymitch1 1 year ago
if your only knew conan....if you only knew....
ItalianStallion5454 1 year ago
gosh, i love him :)
shakalaka1000000 1 year ago
Comic prodigy right here.
m169marroquin 1 year ago
@agreed, If i was a chick i would date him with that big handsome beard of his.
EricSchwin22 1 year ago 2
I find it weird seeing Conan without a beard... Ohh the good old days.
Orelion 1 year ago
His standup makes me feel good inside.
alookoutiger 1 year ago
@alookoutiger
dirty?
lost686girl 1 year ago
31 people can't grow a beard
misho129 1 year ago 130
@misho129 You mean that 33 people can't grow their eyebrows out right?
Nowar9000 1 year ago 60
@Nowar9000 you mean eyebrow right?
Bulldog22031 11 months ago
@Nowar9000 you mean 38 people cant pull off a scarf right?
MitchW2008 10 months ago
@misho129 WAT?
chubbyDUGGY67 1 year ago
The Polish Immigrant
Skarmale90 1 year ago
holy shit i cant wait for hangover 2
thedevilscolt88 1 year ago 3
lol
TheHannster 1 year ago
this guy is my fucking idol. hahaha!
siqbrah 1 year ago
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I never laughed during the entire routine.
cubyegot2go 1 year ago
@cubyegot2go Yeah he doesn't appeal to lowest denominator types. Go watch Larry the Cable Guy or a juggler. "I never laughed during the entire show" Classic grammar.
gu151 1 year ago 2
@cubyegot2go you must be one dull individual.
polishgod89 1 year ago
@cubyegot2go Not everyone has a sense of humor i guess.
rogerroach91 1 year ago
That's freaking great, who doesn't love zack?
spiner507 1 year ago
Isn't canned laughter great?
ASTERIXISM 1 year ago
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Goth3m3 1 year ago
if that man ever shaves his beard i think i just might have to kill myself lol
bridgeviewproduction 1 year ago 5
@bridgeviewproduction if you put his name+no beard in google you will see
fetusPretzel 1 year ago
I LOVE HIM! GAH! should be more people like him :(
00canibeurfriend00 1 year ago
Awwwwwww Conan...:(
altairPWK 1 year ago
Really? You must be the same people that laugh at Tim Conway.
TeenCretin 1 year ago
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most of his jokes are fucking boring and dull, and that chixie dicks is a old ass joke, but he's got a handful of knee slappers ill say that much. taxi cab in reverse so he owes me money lol
RectalDiscourse 1 year ago
white people make me sleepy
spacemonkey2004 1 year ago
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@spacemonkey2004 are you black?
MichaeldbLinton 1 year ago
@spacemonkey2004 why?
007Waryjot 1 year ago
He's actually really good at piano too. Lol
plansforus 1 year ago 5
nice song
BusTerxUaE 1 year ago
fukin genious! haha
jrgo00 1 year ago
to sit through the whole thing without laughing was one of the easiest things I've done in a while. This guy's usually drop dead hilarious.
jlopez47 1 year ago
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Go fuck yourself Galifianakisberg! You Jew-Loving homosexual!
You were funny as Alan, but that's all. People now realize what a desperate loser you are and your career in Hollywood will be over as quick as it began!
RIP, Zach
hurtswhenifart 1 year ago
haha he said those jokes on saturday nite live.. but they r still funny
Titanicluver321 1 year ago
our slogan is, "come on down, don't be such a homo" lol
asstudios 1 year ago
he ows me 8 dollars :P
AKExterminator 1 year ago
I like how he makes love to the camera.
PabloHoney91 1 year ago 2
Cmon dont be such a homo. LOL!
chocodiva313 1 year ago
...that beard wins against all mortal things...
brnleague99 1 year ago 5
Does this man have a band yet?
RonPaulMountainBiker 1 year ago
he is greek.....thats why he's so talented!!!
MitsakosC 1 year ago 6
Not the best jokes to my taste. Dylan Moran is the funniest for me.
Neeklam 1 year ago
@Neeklam congrats no one gives a fuck
murfreeswhoro 1 year ago
27 missed the right button.
careebaree 1 year ago
Wow, amazing. I'm not sure of the chronology here but I think Demetri Martin really ripped him off
jopenday 1 year ago
that oh so glorious beard is reason enuf for me buying tickets!
Perbjarne 1 year ago
WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?!? THAT MAKES ME UNHAPPY!!!
tmichutka 1 year ago
she had a crack, BABY
lightlord99 1 year ago 80
Remember when they would air SCTV after Conan? That was great (so is Zach).
Occupant 1 year ago
Hans liberg is 10 times better!
he stole his material from hans liberg!
cay311 1 year ago
@cay311 Are you completely retarded? the only similarity is the piano, check yourself before you wreck yo' self!
TheLakers73 1 year ago 3
@TheLakers73
hans liberg was doing this kind of shit-comedy a decade before zach started shaving! Hans liberg is for piano-comedy what homer was for literature!
did you know hans liberg was interviewed by paul from koefnoen who posed as ivo niehe in an interview that became legendary?
cay311 1 year ago
@cay311 What?
SlaveTaxPayer 1 year ago
@cay311 I suppose you think Tim Minchin is stealing from Hans Liberg too?
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just who is this fascist cunt? i've been sleeping in a tree for 7 years and now i'm here trying to sell some whale oil to a jewpersian family just down the block. so who is this fascist cunt? what's happened to my old america?! now it's gonna be illegal to pass on a parent-teacher conference!!! ..so just who is this fascist cunt and why did you all let her ruin my U.S.A.?
parafleet 1 year ago
He did this whole thing very similarly to one of demetri matrin's performances... Still funny as fuck though
NiTROisGAMiNG 1 year ago
@NiTROisGAMiNG (this is from 2001 before the Demetri you know)
groverfish 1 year ago
Men want him and women want to be him.
SpearWieldingOctopus 1 year ago
@guncis52 most that too
lwcassid 1 year ago
i want to live in his beard
lwcassid 1 year ago
@lwcassid you meen - in his eyebrow.
guncis52 1 year ago