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  • i dont like twilight and i got about 20 min into the first part of breaking down adn i stopped right there. there was WAY to much kissing for me. and i found it very boring

  • i hate twilight and everything it stands for. i will never see it. ever. but thanks going to see it and for reminding everyone how absolutely stupid it is.

  • Will u marry me?

    Lol jk jk i just wanna meet you two sexy british men

  • Renesme is my Priests name in World of Warcraft...How daaare you! lol xD

  • I'm drinking Dr. Pepper haha. <3

  • HELLO SHE'S IN HALF

  • Wait a second...you two....who are both guys.....went to see Breaking Dawn....together?

    O_o

  • rofl I laughed my ass off when the cup scene came on

  • Actually a huge twilight fan, but this video still made me laugh ;D

  • I don't really like the films but I read every book two times. *.*

  • Omg guys your soooo funny. I love you¬!!! Oh and by the way Phil i looovvveeee your top!!!!

  • ... i love phils top

  • Renesmee sucks ass!

  • Yay, you made this on my birthday:D

  • there is a little misery in this film...because if read the books you'll understand more of the film, but then you just would make videos like this in the half lenghth...

  • dan pronouncing my name is fit (; 

  • awkward moment when there's a breaking dawn ad in the corner...

  • @BrianSou69

    just shut up :P

  • Well, sorry to break it to ya, but she didn't die... Sad, I know. Jk, but kinda not.

  • Wait so the girl that didn't smile

    Had a small child eat her insides

    And have her guts ripped out died

    Well twilight you actually seem to be getting good

  • "Oh awkward, she died" LOL

  • So yeah... PLACENTA.

  • i love you guys so much!! please thumb up if you want to marry these 2 sexy beasts!!

  • at first i thought it was awful.. but you're right... it was hilarious. i really hate that movie...

  • 0:44 because its in the book?

  • i only watched this cuz first i thought you two were from 'letters and lights' and then i thought the one on the right was adam young, and i was like 'omg i love their hair' so i watched it... kinda hated it when you said you LIKED IT :O btw kristen steward NEVER smiles. shes one depressed biotch

  • a thousand years of *awkward face* :D:D

  • Bella was like that because in the book she's scared shitless.

  • @AngelBear1386 in reguards to Edward using his mouth during the birth is because his teeth were the only thing strong enough to breakthrough the babies "protective bubble". Imprinting isn't a gross sexual thing, it just means that her happiness is now the most important thing to him.

  • I went to see it with my friends. We sat at the very front and practically ruined it for everybody with our laughter xD It's so bad it's good

  • I saw that with my friends and I nearly fell off the chair laughing.

  • phil literally just made my super happy, he said the baby was covered in jam, i thought i was the only one who thought that.

  • My computer froze at 1:15. I had dan staring at me for half an hour

  • @indigorain101 ooh yea, he looked shmexy there...

  • Blame Stephenie Meyer for Renesmee. I said the same thing when I heard that on the audiobook. I was like, SERIOUSLY? You have GOT to be kidding me. But no. The kid's name is Renesmee. Another reason Twilight sucks. -_-

  • why does kristen stewart literally only have one facial expression

  • hahaha you guys make anything funny x :D

  • PLACENTA RENESMA LOLY!! NOT JOKING

    

  • hahahahahaaaaa 0:58

  • when i watch the movie i was eating skittles and i luv skilttles and then the baby...I WANTED THOSE SKITTLES

  • I WAS EATING!!!! UGHHHHHH!!!!

  • I've not seen Twilight, but honestly it sounds like it's -meant- to be a parody.

  • Phils bella face.xD so perfect!!

  • I felt like i was gonna puke when he told about slurping about the presenter... ugh! UGHHH!!!!!!

  • I saw breaking dawn the day befor it came I'm so special lol

  • awwhhh a baby :') ...HELLO SHES IN HALF!!

    LMFAO!!

  • I'm actually surprised you didn't mention that dodgy part where the wolves all talk to each other telepathically..

  • I want your t-shirt, Phil. Give it to me. Now. Love you Phil and Dam :)

  • dude when jacob imprinted on the new born baby i lgit yelled in the middle of the fucking theatre 'PEDOPHILE' i litteraly almost got kicked out it was soooo funny and like right before the sex sceane of the movie bell shaves her legs........... she just got married and she is just doing this now !!!!?????

  • Your soo cute! Like really cute

  • You just ruined Lady and The Tramp! :P

  • @yebbagurl it's so ruined for me that movie will never be the same to me =(

  • pLaCeNtA!!!!!!! lml

  • lml her nickname is the same as the lockness monster

  • I just watched this at half 4 in the morning and it made me laugh that much I woke up my mum, she's pretty pissed off hahaah

  • Placenta!!

  • yeah and also edward is hot lol XDDD and btw that kind is my middel name shit was messed up lol

  • Edward actually had to bite through the protective shell thingy around the baby because the only thing that can break it is vampire teeth, and it was either him doing it, or the baby causing extra harm to Bella and doing it herself... Gruesome...

  • DROPDEADJUMPER!C:

  • Oh. awkward, she died.

    Best. Thing About Twilight. EVER.

  • when i saw it and bella said the bit about wanting to call her baby 'renesme' everybody in the cinema burst into laughter. it was a great moment.

  • after watching this i have decided i HAVE to see breaking dawn.

  • hahaha i havnt seen any of the movies so i would be so lost if i went to go see that :P

  • I used to think Renesmee was a nice name *Facepalm* WHAT IS MY LIFE!

  • OMG I <3 u guys

  • The greatest part of that film has to be when the werewolves all simultaneously strip off there clothes and are like "LET'S GO!!" me and my friend both turned to one another straight-faced and said 'Boy band' before bursting into hysterics. (we got evil glares from the many Twi-Hards surrounding us)

  • FUCK OFF I'M CALLED RENESME.

    I'm not really.

    love you.

    ps- im a lion. rawr

  • RENESMEE! <3

  • RENESMEE! <3

    

  • @HUNGRYMUNCHKIN27 YOU WOULD PROBABLY ENJOY THIS

  • "It was like he was bobbing for apples."

    HAHA!!!!! LMFAO

  • My boyfriend gave me that dropdead sweater dan has on:3

  • So you guys really went watching Breaking Dawn together... well, that not gay at all.. :O

  • I think you missed out the part when the 'wolves' have a conversation through thoughts ;)

  • @THESHINEYDUCKS HAHAH omg I was cracking up in the cinema when that scene was happening and everyone was just staring at me... but it was an awkward scene. xD

  • Oh my god Phil's Bella Impersonation at 0:59 made me choke on my drink o.0

  • @IAmTypingThis same here mostly cuz the impression was dead on

  • lol ya'll are great! I love ur accent!!!

  • One of my favorite-est-EST videos for life. <3

    You guys make me laugh till i cry! xD *sniff* oohhhh my tummy hurts, i was laughing so hard.

  • ....

  • ...this was a suggestion from a Peelander Z video xD

    the fuck?

    <3333

  • He wasnt eating the placenta he used vampire teeth to cut through the vampire skin!-:/

  • The awkward moment when Bella's back broke.....

  • I love phil's shirt!!

  • I was watching that TV show, "How to be a Good Mother." They had placenta charms, placenta smoothie, placenta prints. All I thought the whole way through was, "This is disgusting. But Dan would love it." I can just imagine you standing with those creepy women making Placenta prints and making hearts from the umbilical cord.

  • THERE'S TWO OF THEM?!

  • I'm probably going to go watch it and compare thoughts with you guys. "Oh awkward she died." I love you guys :)

  • VERY FUNNY!!!

  • the baby reeeehneeesemeee was in an amnion made of "vampire substance" (i dunno how to call it :D) and so he had to bite it away :D...ok this sounds bloody awkward :D

  • Hahaha my favorite part is when Jasper and Emmet go get Edward for the bachelor party and they're all so giddy like school boys. The whole movie is just ridiculous but so fun to watch.

  • I love how they think childbirth means women splitting in half and their guts falling out...

  • U didn't say anything about when the wolves were talking and they sounded like freaking power rangers

  • i saw domo!!

    heh yeah i read breaking dawn and they really do just ignore her for awhile hahaha!!!

  • He didn't eat anything, he was biting her to make her a vampire:)

  • Lol you guys make me laugh.

  • Dan's impression of Kristen is like... SPOT ON!

  • 'Oh awkward she died' PMSL!

  • I am naming my child Renesmee. I'm also getting Kristen Stewart surgery on my face. LML <3 :]

  • I swear i saw you in the cinema when i went to see it... O.O

  • I can only help but wonder what Stephanie Meyer was smoking when she came up with Renesmee...

  • @twigleak it didnt actully happen you know...

  • @twigleak, yeah but he didn't have to use his mouth :/

  • Edward ripped her stomach open because renesmee was ripping her way out so in a way he was helping the baby get out!!

  • "Oh, awkward. She died." rofl

  • I bet Dan made this video just as an excuse to say 'placenta' multiple times.

  • 42 people think renesmee isnt a stupid name •_•

  • as a member of Dumbledore's Army it is my duty to destroy you :)

  • Lol, you guys are like: it's a nice film.

    And then in the rest of video you're going past every scene there is and you're like: that sucked ass..

    I love you guys :) -3

  • The only other thing that was wrong with Jacob imprinting on Renesmee is that she turns around with a mega CGI baby face, and he falls to his knees in a REALLY creepy trance! DA FUQ WERE THEY ON?!?!?!?

  • I was in tears at the renesmee bit, and the wolf scene where they were communicating with eachother! oh god, I died laughing.

  • you guys are so funny and I totally agree with you Breaking Dawn in great. what about the Honeymoon scene when she's trying to seduce him how funny is that scene shes like completely awkward 

  • Did you notice the part when she broke her spine and her face stayed the same? :L

  • "Well, kind is my middle name." ~crickets~

  • BIITCH HAS MY JUMPER

  • The second you said "We just got back from Breaking Dawn"

    My reaction: GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

    

  • @elmocuppicake LMFAO

  • LOL I'm a Twilight fan, but that name was SUPER ridiculous. And I literally thought that she was joking about the names O.o......freaky...

  • Oh awkward, it died.

  • When Bella suggested Renesme me and my friend cracked up laughing we were literally in tears and then we realised the whole cinema was staring at us. It was a bit awkward.

  • yeah, during the birth scene - after the baby was out... that moment was so weird! Jacob and Edward were like "awww<3"... and Bella just "bye, I'll just die now..." kind of...

  • I clicked on this video because i thought i saw Anthony off of Smosh -_-

  • just like to point out there EJAY is a music program :D

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  • Gr8 Film!!!

  • I went to see it with my little cousin, and while the nasty scenes came up, I was trying to cover her eyes as a joke, and then she grabbed my hand and pushed it out of the way and yelled "No! I like this part!" Soooo loud I think everyone heard...

  • I went to see it with my step-mum and step-sister and when the Renesmee bit came on I was just sat there laughing quietly and my step-sister hit me on the arm xD I came out the cinema talking about how stupid and funny it was and she was like "It isn't funny!". It so is though xD

  • Dan, your placenta obsession has gotten a bit creepy...

  • @cheesykitten you have 69 likes XD

  • @LaniLuvsDestery BAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks for the tip lol XD

  • @cheesykitten hahahaha! your welcome! lmfao XD

  • I saw the movie for the first time last night, I really liked it actually. They did a good job of making Bella look like a grey, emaciated Holocaust victim. I'm excited for the next movie. Yeah, good times.

  • When I went to see it in the theater, at the part where Edward and Bella see the giant double bed, this kid in the back of the theater was, all, "Alright, take it off." I was dyingand my friend was, all, "...Something wrong?"

  • @reareacuppycakeful Lol I wish there was sitting such a kid @ my theatre cuz. They where all boringly quiet at mine. And my friends and I where the only one laughing and making jokes and stuff. But I would laugh my face of if someone whould've said that xD

  • They put it in the script because its in the book

  • drop dead t-shirt:D<3

  • Happy Bella- •_• Sad Bella- •_• Excited Bella- •_• Angry Bella- •_• Shocked Bella- •_• Confused Bella- •_•

  • @rolliepollie74 more ike Confused Bella- >>>>>>>.<<<<<<<

  • I went to see the movie with two of my guy friends, and they were laughing the whole time -.-

    The first half of the movie was corny as hell though, which was rather disappointing.

  • I loved the film but I couldn't help but laugh at first when she died because they were like 'LOL YOU'VE HAD A BABY GIRL after we've ripped up your insides... oh shit you're dead. I didn't see that one coming.'

  • new moon is my favourite :)

  • Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Jacob cries, Bella dies, Potter all the way!!

  • Phil's Bella impression is scarily accurate o.O

  • YOU FORGOT THE MOST AWKWARD LINE OF ALL!

    When Jacob is confronting sam he says: "I am the grandson of the CHIEF" My friend and I literally laughed for 5 minutes

  • I died from laughter during this film. The *breaking head board during sex* just caused me to explode with laughter. The rest of the obsessed fans in the cinema were constantly giving me evil eyes for the rest of the film.

  • he chewed through the embriotic sack because it is too tough to cut through

  • The next movie should be better... well I hope it is o.o the second half of the book is better than the first half..

  • Bella dies.....

  • @JennaPaigex then cmes back as a vampire

  • @singerdjzoe unfortunately

  • breaking dawn was probably most grusome movie ive ever seen. im never going to give birth. this movie made my mind up for me.

  • Jacobbb <3 Sexyyy <3 x

  • @danisnotintresting what would u do if voldermort ate you? <3

  • eeeew edward eats the placenta...gross

  • At the end when the Volutri guy said, "The Cullens have something I desire...". I screamed out PLACENTA... The whole cinema was laughing...YAY. Thanks

  • Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away. Bella dies, Jacob cries, Potter all the way. Hey!

  • yo i wanna see this now!!!

  • I saw this before I saw the movie and I thought they were exagerrating about just standing there while Bella was dying with a hole in her stomach, but no. They just kind of stood and watched and Edward didn't even do anything until after Bella's heart had stopped xD I was sitting there like "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

  • I don't remember reading that Bella had to drink blood milkshake O_______O

  • I'm still pissed of the twilight saga, 'cus you never (I'm 100% sure of this) ever get to see any vampire fangs or what so ever... NEVER in ANY of the movies... I mean, what the fuck?

  • The thing about schindlers list was quality :3

  • is that chris from skins?!

  • hahah that film is so funny bet you enjoyed that sex bit haha x luv yaa guys

  • @danisnotinteresting Did you guys enjoy the SEX scene by any chance? xx Ally xxx please respond to my comment! thank youuu xxx luv yaa

  • Added to my watch-later to watch-later once I have watched breaking dawn! :D

    whoaaa a hell lotaa watches in that!

  • the awkward moment when there actually is a girl names Renesmee and shes watching this video...... :s i love those boys! their funny AND hot as hell!

  • You know the hair regrowth?When she comes back to life?Yeah. She had her legs open. Poor jacob, being sat at the bottom of the bed.

  • god i thought i was going to kill these bitches heads in front of me because they kept saying awwwwwww during the whole movie gkljgfds

  • 'Oh awkward, she died' xD

  • I couldn't stop laughing ( The dead pile of bodies! HAH!)...and then my friend shouted out 'bogies!' when they were in the sea... :')