1000 Subscribers

[BatesOMG]

I was one of those people yelling

[LizzardBrain97]

THEY'RE OUT OF KFC THEY'RE OUT OF KFC! *waves arms frantically*

[KennedyCorey]

how long did it take you to get 1000 subs?

[hawkman8706]

R.I.P. Tigger.

[BonneBreaker]

WHAT THE HELL IS A PEANUT ANUS? XDDDD

[macabreseth]

I let myself go when i'm not going to school to.. not wearing deoderant... not shower for like 3 days lol... wearing the same pants like 3 times a week... lol

[macabreseth]

Haha, i didn't hear any voices saying no! MattG liar!

[fun6001]

and today is the day you hit 100,000 subs congrats!

[MollyXD124]

bleh, i hate peanuts...

[oyoboyo]

haha theyre out of chicken!

[DevoxVlog]

lmfao

[youflipmypancakes]

that is a huge ass cat

[kissme35987]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIGGER

[masoto2]

o0 really fat cat does it just eat and sleep practically

[champagnelullaby]

lol my mom wont let me have knives either

-sadface -

[CarlyLynnMorgan]

KFC isn't my choice of food.

Being a Peta member as I am.

-waits patiently for thumbs downs to ensue-

But you're hilarious, Matt. :)

You're the third Matt on YouTube who has made me laugh and the first to show me just how awesome Canada is.

[misskelseyyy]

I virtually pet your cat:D

[MicGregor]

Thats a fat ass cat now i know why you almost die everytime you pick it up. I was calling you a pansy. But your not... your not a pansy, your a mans man. MATTG IS A MANS MAN. APPLAUSE!

[leasylala]

That is a big cat!!

[pinktuxedo2903]

they have KFC's in canada? :0

IT'S PEANUT-LICIOUS! xD

[JeffJ360]

Uhh, they have everything in Canada, because Canada is the best.

[pinktuxedo2903]

fo shizzle, i just didn't know they had KFCs.

[JeffJ360]

Why wouldn't they, I mean Canada is just America but less war & violence its not like its a frozen wasteland.

[SauskeX4]

@JeffJ360 agreed

[smrzan]

yah, now you have 45,454 subscribers!!! lol

[lydia5516]

LOL "its peanut licious!"

[Sampire333]

XD he hit 1000 subscribers on my birthday

[PresheyLove]

lol you guys are gay, no one died, he just put that to make you laugh, I did =þ

[jessiethegeek]

this is the best thing on youtube ever in the history of peanutdom

it was gonna be good when smuggling baby seals became part of the plan

[bethPrincess0]

hahaha.....lol fatt ass catt

[WebSurfer30]

omg what a fat cat!put it on a diet

[einsteinisheavy]

holy cow that's a fat cat :-O

[mutexmirror]

My mom would be that disgruntled old man.

(:

[shimmer9009]

aww cute cat

[lizzybabyy16]

"every...seven...days"

hahaha :DD

[laom20]

peanutlicious! :D lol

[BWF89]

I had no idea peanut juice existed.

[rainbowSKITTLESx69]

haha, it says nobody was hurt making this video..

then down the bottom it says..

"RIP chris."

[singing525]

yeah um im not sure if this really is why but when he does the " " thing with his fingers and says something like: I take a shower "every seven days" is actually something chris farley did on SNL and... if you dont know who chris farley is he died so im just guessing but i think maybe thats possibly why it says RIP chris

[Linkinpark5822]

penuts have anus? huh.

[lovelikewwinter4415]

ha ha "so I'll jst pet the cat, yea just pet the cat"

ha ha "i have to put pants on again."

ha ha ha ha ha CHICKEN!!!!!

wow this is like the best thing lol

I love like everything you say in here

lol ending is fantastic

[guttercat18]

i love you

[blink182wow]

nice famous shirt

[EmoGothGal]

Mums they ruin every thing Lmao! x

[Breeana90]

wait. i thought this guy lived in canada... they have kfc in canada?

[cutiipye]

you aren't kool

just because we're a different country doesn't mean we dont have KFC

we have tim hortons tho, and you dont, and their breakfast sandwichs are heavenly

Canada - 1

America - 0

your move :P

[somelazygamemaster]

i love timmiessss =D

[hannick959595]

we have tim hortons here in america too!

[cutiipye]

aren't they nearer to the canadian border tho ;P

[watchitimablond]

Aww dont be mean =\

[cutiipye]

i was replying to someone elses comment, they had said "KFC? but i thought this dude said he lives in Canada??"

i felt that statement needed to be replied to

[ItachiandSasorisgirl]

omg my parents bought peanut juice

it was gross

my brother likes it though

[kwbassacoustic]

Your cat is a fattie! :P

Geat videos super funny!

[9DS9]

you can tell hes remembering his lines or whatever. but i dont care it makes it so much better

[Nemesais]

Tigger FTW

[chickybabe989]

omg I think your cat is heaps too fat! lol!

[Amanda79]

hahaha peanut anus!! thats priceless...i have never heard of peanut juice

[norconelson]

January 8th is my BIRTHDAY!!! it will go down in history just because of that!

[beccamonsterrr]

It's the day before my birthday:D

[ASDFGJKLang]

Your cat is huge.

[LoveAtTwilight]

ROFL! I haven't laughed so hard for a long time! Haha! I love it! All of it was funny!

[xtonyb73x]

peanut anus o.O

[DeadgeuRiLLa]

xD Penutlicisous ! << Or However You'd Spell It. Lol.

[EmoCareBearsRock]

WHAT? ...its not gonna hurt him..im a professional..mom!! X'D ..i think a tear came at his point

<333

[hsmhtr666]

peanut juice? never heard of it. now i reeeeeally want to try it.

[doabs911]

penut anus!

[jackfigment]

^ub

[bobilishes]

They wanted chicken?

[emily5060]

your cat is big lmao

[katesmyflashlight]

WHAT UR A KFC UR SUPPOSED TI HAVE CHICKEN and then he mumbles and leaves

ily lol UR TO FUNNYYYY LMFAOOO THEEE BEST VIDEEOO

[loverofhorses92]

thats peanutliciuos!

[zx1011]

man dat is a phat cat!!! haha funny vid too...

[2Merima2]

canada is crazy like that I should know i live their... DONT MOVE TO WINDSOR!!!belive me

[unforgivensoals]

wow big words

me not understand

what peanut juices ...WHAT they sooo stoll that from me

[kat3lynth3amazing]

lmao i work at wendys and i tottally know what you mean. You run out of one thing when everyone wants it ha. its annoying but then somone has to get all up in your grills and eat your face off because you dont have it:P

[chicachula17]

peanutlicious! lol love your shirt btw

[FallenFuryVids]

lol wow a day after my birthday XD

[TheRabidMonkie]

Sorta scary that here, on January 8 2008, you have 1000 subscribers.

And then now, on May 2 2008 you have nearly 8000.

Wow.

[ad2885]

u have the coolest cats ever

[Voros1993]

i made a vid called we're out of chicken dedicated to mattg! check it out!

[psychoscreamer6661]

cute kitty!!!

you're sextacular!![meaning:beautiful­]

THEY'RE OUTTA CHICKEN!

[anthonym2121]

buttloads of chicken...The taste lives here

[ivany3]

you've tasted anus?? hahahahah

you're funny though

[julster160]

wow, you can go on and on about random stuff...so can i, hahahahahhaha

[Chainmail]

lol that cat is soo fat!

[mushroomhead105]

i always woch mattg124

[sexxmcrxbanana]

hahahahhaahahhaahhahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i love you :B

[winterpipsquick89]

love the kitty

[13cavacablob13]

knives :O

[SmurfEater666]

I just thought I'd tell you that you are extremely gorgeous, mmmmkay? =]

[Mrwadler123]

That was My Birth Day

[dudenamedryan]

it's my birthday!

[superdud3r]

lol lol lol dude that is so funny

[comedian984]

hahahahahahahahah*cough cough choke choke choke whezzen* haha

[totallytomboy2007]

wow 1000

[seventeenmen]

He's so boring, omfg.. like seriously, 1000 subscribers for this? He sucks at acting, he is acting all through this.. HE SUCKS.

[GRlFFlN]

"ewhyourface" says that this guy lacks education (implying HE is educated) yet his subscription to "HAPPY TREE FRIENDS" and his bad comma use tell me otherwise...

[mikonosuteki]

That peanut stuff looks nasty...I was looking forward to the juggling act tho ='(

[dudenamedryan]

the day he hit 1000 was my bitrhday

[zoebro201]

damn you mattg for teasing me! i was very much wanting to see a cat and knife juggle...

[DaShit92]

MattG Where are you from???

[JustAnAverageKid]

He's from Canada.

[DaShit92]

thanks

[BehindSociety]

lmao very opaque

[milhouse020]

lmao sea world getting baby seals jacked!

[eurikkah]

lmao 1000 subscribers

i do remember in second you told me

when people leave theirselves signed in you subscribe them to you

FALSE ADVERTISING.

[musiqueroyale]

hah very opaque

[listen6543]

Today is february something. I hit my head and gotted smartererer. ....

[mychemicalromanceabc]

i have 9.....

[brimbo33]

one fat cat

[smeltetteppe]

you sad that you are a werry clean gay hwo likes to smel sporty.(adidas).. have you bin faking it?!smelling good is a werry importent thing for the people hwo are a part of the inviarmen.btw, you had a cute face and humor. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

[ewhyourface]

Another important, thing, is education. Which you seem to lack.

[stalecookietherapist]

MAD DOPE DUDE!!!!!

[TehAnon11]

fat cat

[fob4ever88]

Lulz the KFC Thing

Zomg fat Kitty :D

[xoSushi]

Gratz Matt. I don't understand why you have so little subscribers when your videos are hilariously amusing. Keep it up.

[Masterpivot292]

Your at like 3.2k subscribers

[Masterpivot292]

Kitty :D He's awesome.. he's gray and fat!

[lovebeatdeath]

my cat is fat too hea a whales:P

[aleighaXbaby]

i used to have a caty that looked a little somthin like yours

[jeneesee]

i was number 1000!

:D

[KyoXo]

GARFIELD!

[aaaaahhhhhhh7777]

Famous

[marctc3]

lol baby seals got me! lol lmfaaooo!!

[fakefriends]

oh wow

thats a fat kitty!!

[joshscott911]

i have the same cat execpt mines not that fat

[ileftmyheartinGA]

you love your cat. its completely obvious. its also completely obvious that i need sleep..

[summalvr]

MOM WONT LET ME HAVE THE KNIFES!!!

[itsjamkaaythanks]

that's one big ass kitty

[AyeJreem]

I love your kitty =)

[ChemicalBurnn]

your cat looks like mine... x100 <<

[imthatguyyy]

thats a really really fat cat

lmao

[deadlyfighter1000]

Love the video though, "My mom wouldn't let me do it,so i'm just gonna pet the cat" LOL.

I hope you continue to make videos.

[deadlyfighter1000]

lol,too bad you dont have a chainsaw...or 2 seals.but then again,you would not be making any more shows if that happened.

[crazay99]

thats a fat cat

[oblivian47]

aw! u really love ur kitty! cats r awsome!

hm u remind me of the guy who hosts that 'mind freak' thingy show. srsly. he does ' amizing feats' and he luvs animalz.

cute! :3

[jeter132]

i have same shirt

[pinkheartlesslips]

ew peanut juice!

[IotorandHiphop]

haha My dad is that old fart

[fabgirl101]

again, your hot, and that cats cute!

[sophiasaurusrex]

ROFLOL, literally. With tears in my eyes.

[Masterpivot292]

Juggling 2 infant seals with a flaming chainsaw on a unicycle LOL.. Nice..

[kat2791]

aww mat i feel ur pain i worked at shoppers drug mart 4 co-op i those old ppl want wat they wanted rite away jeez they suck. but n e wayz ur great:)

[playstation3fourlife]

lol peanut anus

[SarahCooneyomg]

haha xD

was that chris farley inspired at 2:40?

[papasox100]

This is shit

[austinbarber09]

ahhh jeez peanut punch.....peanutlicious!

[thestrangeXx]

LOVE your shirt!!

<3

x

[hardcore225mcr]

peanut juice? weird. you cat is really cute! fat, but cute. i have cats too. and i like kfc. my dad says that kfc stands for kentucky fried children, so when you eat kfc you really are what you eat. lol

[foodb0i]

thats a fat cat

[angeldemonemo]

hahaaha i'm so subscribing to you =D your awsome!!!

[nullyGRL13]

I luv you vids!! I subscribed!! YAY!!!!

[HitsugayaAngel]

My friend showed me your videos and I absolutely love them, hope to see more! ^_^

[nxttriggig]

your awkwardly awesome! you always make me laugh...your great...tes

[faggotroll]

LOVE YOUR FAMOUS STARS N STRAPS SHIRT!

[strider1870]

woot good job i love u vids lol

[supkim123]

your soo funny

[xFredxIsxAxFknxUndea]

got the same shirt XD but btw nice video:)

[oxMTisLOVExo]

peanut punch?!

No way!! That's the best!!

[WTFstuntgroup]

damn matt u have a huge cat

[KatrinaUrie]

your cat is fucking huge!

[ruthanncomeau]

fuckin right I LOVE these things they are hilarious.

[Marissa4u]

Oh I like you much :D

[xSaveTheRave]

We ran out of chicken ROFL!

xD!!

[ILUVROCKMUSIC4EVA]

wtf did u do at 3:03????

[choochooloco]

congrats!

[XFrankkk]

i take a shower "every 7 days" WTF XD

[olafland]

this is hillarious especially the kfc

[narutokunchan]

lololololololololoolololololol­ololololololol u rock ! THIS VIDEO IS AWSOME MAKE !!!!!!!MORE

[tearsxinside]

lmfao-the middlish-end-lolz

[ROCKitout89]

"I know what i'm doing, i'm a professional!!" haha. your cat was totally unphased by all of it. lmao

[Stanzorzx]

Hahaha THATS PEANUTLICIOUS!!!!

Oh man keep it up thats just too damn funny!

[allamericanrejects34]

lmfao! "sea world wouldnt let me borrow the baby seals, and they squealed when i tried to pick em up and stuff em in my coat." lmfao

[gsr4ever10]

lmfao!

[paintedd]

lol you remind me so much of demetri martin, lqtm

[mancole96]

i don't "own a tooth brush" and i "eat my own dandruf" and i "don't bathe regularly"

[MattG124]

i <3 chris

that was kind of my tribute to him

[mancole96]

LOL!