Bill Bailey "I got Ham, but I'm not a Hamster" Latitude Fest

[Orberror404]

I got Gin, but I'm not a Ginger.

[micheinnz]

I got hips but I'm not a hipster.

[chelseachelseaboy]

I got crabs....but i'm not a fishmonger

[knoxundead]

I got badges but im not a badger

[blakesquakers]

I've got balls but I'm not a ballboy

[BobCMcDonald]

@blakesquakers I got a dick but I'm not a dictator

[Jessiegurl77]

I got hips but I'm not a hipster.

[PaintSniffer07]

We like Bill but we don't like Billionaires

[ksblum1]

I got Tourette's but I'm not a FUCKER!!!

[thomasimon]

I've got a butt but I'm not a button

[lyonzy90]

i got porn but i'm not a pornstar

[MasonAndTucker]

I got Dough, but I'm not a Doughnut

[ZanieM123]

bill bailey is the best



[IamMoaningMyrtle]

I've got balls but I'm no footballer!

(I haven't really. I'm female. Just sayin.')

[skullphonepirates]

i got a post but i'm not a poster

[daoliiang]

i got proof that i aint her fatherrrr

[UblablaVideos]

I've got skull but im not a sculptor

[rucajuda]

i got pan, but i'm not a pancake

[mouldymat]

I've got a penis, but I'm not a penis.

[mouldymat]

I've got subatomic particles, but I'm not a subatomic squirrel.

Wait

[h3artands0uLL]

@mouldymat LOOLLLL!!!!!!!!

[bencharman06]

i got toast but im not a toaster.

[purklefluff]

i got toast but i'm not a toaster.

[headhunterhudson]

I got jam, but i'm not Jamacian :)

[MackerLiverpool]

I got piss but I'm not a Pistol

[fyrstikknerd]

I've got soul, so i'm not a ginger

[courtofdisorder]

I got skill but i'm not a skittle

[maartentjetje]

I'm a boy, so I'm not a boiler

[headhunterhudson]

I got Jam, but I'm not a Jamaican. doesn't really work =(

[AlasdairGreig]

@headhunterhudson try "I got Jam, but I'm not Jamaican" it works! :P

[nothuman100]

@headhunterhudson lose the ''A''

[carbronica]

Like the Worzels would sing it!

[LeftosDoussis]

I got toast, but I'm not a toaster.

[smilejbaby17]

this is stupid.

[SaddamYusfal]

I got a dick, but I'm not a dickhead.

[BexyJ1989]

@SaddamYusfal lool

[EnoehttheonE]

I got soul but I'm not a soldier!!!!! i think he's ripping on the "killers" hahahaha and rightfully so!!!!!!!!

[Magikshroomgirl]

@EnoehttheonE Yeah I thought I recognised it!

[mrajsma01]

i got an ass and i'm not an asshole

[DoctorS8n]

@publicanimal9 I got publicanimal9 but I'm not a ultra wanker!

[DrMadnessify]

I got intelligence but I still decided to post a comment- *sing song voice*

[ebug0o]

i've got a dad but im not a dad - cause like, im a girl and like that would be strange and like ive got a pen but dont have a penis... FAIL!

[rosscore]

These comments are perhaps the lamest in YouTube history; congratulations, 90% of you! You just lowered my IQ! vjhcjvjgvjvnjg!

[usronejm]

@rosscore indeed, i feel so embarrased reading

[UblablaVideos]

@rosscore Yours is so enlightening and brilliant, oh my God new Einstein youtubing!

[ebaderman]

i got children, but im not a paedofile. :D

[97channel]

I got a dog but I'm not a dogger.

[johnnygumbo]

i got cum but i'm not a computer

[sdmac21]

@johnnygumbo wow you fail hard

[DrMadnessify]

@sdmac21 Lol :-)

[SquishedButterfly]

i got a badge but i'm not a badger. yes! i made the best one after bill's. suck on that all you amateurs.

[Boompass]

I just wanked, but I'm not a wanker

[Ewtube101]

i got fridge but im not a frid - no that doesnt work

[ooobbyoo]

im not gay, but i am a gay-mer

[xxCenterStagexx]

i got hate but im not a hater :P

[20bulletprof09]

i got views but im not a viewer =D

[Ewtube101]

lol

[nawankokanu1234]

killers r the best (shadowplay) soz all ya peeps that couldn't go to Singapore and rest of asia

[Tekelt]

I got an amp but I'm not an amputee :D

[jamesrocks4eva]

Hahahahaha

Bill Bailey <3

[Amos1910]

I've got pants, but I'm not a panther... ;P

[DestinyShiva]

... I got toast, but I'm not a toaster! 8D.

^ I made that one up xD.

Bill Bailey is epic win. *Nod*.

[taureleafsilver]

I got sand, but I'm not a sandwich.

[Rainbowbaby95]

omg yeh!

[PepperDr94]

Oh yea! Well guess what people! "I GOT SOUL BUT IM NOT A SOLDIER"! I dont fail ;)

[sayyyyyywhat]

i have aids but....... but....... GOD DAMMIT!

[iveto4mongooses]

your mum had ham last night in her mouth it was my penis m8

[PepperDr94]

LMFAO

[CatchItOnTheBite]

I've got Warts but I'm not a Warthog XD

[robbybobby20009]

I got toys but Im not a toilet!

[Blonguin]

Ive got an ass, but Im not an ashtray!

[thegod634]

No.... Just.... No....

[Blonguin]

Why?

[thegod634]

Because, Ass has nothing to do with an Ashtray. Nor does it sound the same.

[Blonguin]

What about... I gotta go to the loo but I'm not a looser.

[thegod634]

Yes. :)

[atreyurockmysocks]

i take dumps but im not a dumpster

XD

[jonnyfitz6618]

my names joe but im not a joker!

[Xkiaaara]

i got pie but im not a piper

[madelephantman]

Ive got a badge, but im not a badger

[allforaheart]

I got a dousche but i'm not a douschebag

[1nsane88]

I got tea but I'm not a teacher

[mollboo666]

u not funny carl haha jk

I got poo but im not a pooper! :D

[notfunnycarl]

i got yo momma and she really good

[footballrus123]

i got a dick but im not a dickhead

[Snookbone]

I got bones but I'm not a boner...

[happyhappy85]

I got eggs but I'm not an EXEGGUTOR!!!!!!!!!!!

[happyhappy85]

I got pie but I'm not a pylon

[finegercf]

I Got a Foot Im not from the Future

[bencharman06]

I got toast but im not a toaster!

[CeliozEden]

ive got pen but im not a pennis : D

[xColinMc1888x]

I got shit but im not a vagina...

erm, that doesent really go, does it ?

[kingdomsheart1011]

im called ray , and im a rapist

[weefunker]

rotfl

[Marco2242K]

I'v got to fart but im not a farther

[blakesquakers]

I got balls but im not a ballboy

[otherFlawliet]

I got chips but I'm not a chipmunk!

[18joe2]

i need a pee but im not a peanut

[Muffinthraka]

Some of u guys suggestions. rofl!

[Ghfractious]

ive got shit but im not a shitake mushroom. :D

[xColinMc1888x]

roflmao :P

[LunarEcli]

I got pants but I'm not a panther

[MsKittyCat9]

I like that!! i got pants but i'm not a Panther!!

[greyknight24]

I got pie but im not a python!

[martinmerl]

ive got porn but im not a pornstar

[aido179]

i got bill but im not a billboard

[TheNewDanSoup]

I got feet, but I'm not a feature.

[KingRizlaa]

i've got rules but i'm not a ruler....

[matelot95]

I got piles but I'm not a Pylon

[jeskers]

wat

[greyknight24]

no that actually sucks, dont overcomplicate it with useless crap

[torbjornhallberg]

What a doucebag! Is he still savagely picking and actively harassing those poor Killers guys?!

GOOD..

[rukssie]

beeeest (L)

[nickisaws0me]

lol i love bill bailey iv got ham but im not a hamster XDXD

[Werewolfpokemon]

i got ham but im not a hamster! i got ham but im not a hamster! i was there, bill bailey rules ^^

[hezzart]

I've got pen's but I'm not a pencil.

[ragniblov]

ive got cock but im not a cockrel

[clubfoot17]

ive got chicks but im not a chicken

[pennyTPproductions]

i luff dis i sseen it saturday an i was laffin for 10 mins i was cryin an i couldn't drink water without spillin it everywer xD

[ChickNugsBabes]

LOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[rambos2ndcousin]

I've got aids but I'm not a homo?

[michaelnintendofan]

i got eggs but im not egbert

[matt64345]

i got gob but i'm not a goblin

[Grimeyhoob]

I've got a cunt but Im not a country, Ive got a cunt but Im not a country

[DMEB]

best one yet!

[killerdorkqueen]

Man, Its All These Things That I've Done!

[ettore164]

wats the original song called?

[learning2breathe2]

it's called "all these thing that i've done"

[Matt1yu]

All These Things I've Done by The Killers.

[AndreaskaseSkate]

Haha !!!

[KirstyofTARDIS]

i got ham but im not a hamster!!

[spunkieluvsya]

XDD

[bradkey98765]

WOoooo lol

[learning2breathe2]

lololol omg -dyin-

[MentalMaladies]

Due to the flare of light around him he looks a shiny God.

[LoffleMe]

he IS a shiny God, didn't you know that?

[MentalMaladies]

:O!

[strungouteyes]

Bill Bailey has said that he DOES like the Killers, he's not slagging them off, it's just a JOKE. And a fucking funny one at that.

[1230leica]

lol

[Pinky2Pooky]

Not this road again... Ok, I like the killers, their my fave band. You can sit and slag them off, but There are people who like them and people who don't. This Is Really funny, don't ruin it with unhappy comments. Please? (Yay)

[Brainfood009]

It's a festival in Suffolk in July. It's not as big as the likes of Glastonbury and Reading but it's got some great acts. Bill was there this year so was Ross Noble, Franz Ferdinand, Interpol and Elbow.

They've got everything there: music, comedy, literature, theater, poetry, a rave in the woods!

[dnaed]

what is latitude fest plz tell me

[livbiv]

Latitude ruuuules!

His set was absolutely brilliant.

[sean9r]

that was the hottest tent in the world

[brodski1]

i went to see this in glasgow! BILL BAILEY = LEGEND!

[emmaeatsporridgelots]

"i got ham but i'm not a hamster"

HAHAHAH! i'm still giggling even after the video's finished!

[LadyKattrina84]

I got ham but im not a hamster!!!! lol... gonna pop up next time i watch top gear... ^_^

[taureleafsilver]

Ow. I hurt myself laughing. Fabulous, even Bill seems giggly when everyone gets into it. XD

[flyingweagle]

ha that was funny, I always hated that song. IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE!!

@ saidhbihn: toast isn't the same style as ham and soul; toast comes from a hamster, ham doesn't come from a hamster, nor soul from a soldier.

[foreverkate]

Well said.

[flyingweagle]

Fair enough, just those lyrics aren't grounds to hate the song. However, it just so happens I don't like it for other reasons ;)

[0FATTY0]

cuz da killers r known 4 dere 'deep meaningful lyrics' yea rite.

[notquitealex]

What an insightful comment.

[welshleprechaun]

get a sense of humour!

[Kagemusha22]

Bollocks. You can say that about Captain Beefheart, Public Image Ltd., but not a teeny-bopper band like The Killers. Haha.

Besides taking the piss out of ridiculous lyrics is always funny in stand-up, go and watch Ed Byrne tear apart Alanis Morrisette.

[MentalMaladies]

Second.

[yorksingingsensation]

hmm yes being shite for not liking the Killers. Thats a very black and white statement you have made. Think of all the millions upon millions of people who are "shite" because of their lack of liking the Killers. I for one am a fan of them, I know people who aren't but I wouldnt call them shite. This statement doesnt do you justice as you are probably an intellegent person (whose to say you're not). Try to be a bit more articulate with your arguments and you might get taken more seriously.

[yorksingingsensation]

Made you smile though :D

[memoryofsundayclass]

toast comes from a hamster eh?

bill baileys a genius

[Saidhbhin]

Hee hee. Do you think the Killers will post a response? I got toast but I'm not a Toaster...

[enamon23]

You people voted for Hubert Humphrey and you killed Jesus!

[nerdynobrain]

i got ham but im no hamster!! pmsl!