Pulp Fiction - The Watch

[RitzDaCracker1]

haha i start crackin up after that long nice heroic story he starts talking about hiding the watch up his ass hahaha

[smmclaug75]

Very, very difficult scene to film. Done in one shot.

[weirdcitykid]

@smmclaug75

not done in one shot at all.

[skizzt]

Christopher Walken himself is just a fucking character

[JenkoTV]

Yoink.

[broach856]

Gimme da watch...

[Fluoridephanatic]

@johnnymac2237. Look up true romance Sicilians. Tarantino wrote it but didn't direct it. Very similar in that Walken only has one scene but it's the best in the movie.

[23Henrich]

Tarantino has is very skilled at putting very tacky retro sets together.

[JohnnyMac2237]

Honestly..This is why Tarantino is genius. If you had to come up with short scene for Christopher Walken throughout the film or any of his films this would be it. This film made my love movies.

He has an eye for slotting in actors and characters like nobody else.

[3636Clarence]

The Watch- "takes a lickin, but keeps on tickin"...

[ibayibay1]

oh yeah heres this very prestigeous watch treasure it OH BY THE WAY IT WAS UP MY ASS FOR 2 YEARS

[3636Clarence]

One would hope that this watch has been cleaned...

[Sunfadedlovejaded]

@3636Clarence

No, the dirt add to the flavor

[Friedwhippedcream]

I don't always hide gold watches, but when I do, I stick them up my ass.

[tricksterhuaun]

Now THAT'S what it means to have a gold rectum

[dreamcatcher75418]

@flavoredwallpaper Thumbs up for Oregon Trail!! Best educational game ever made! :D

[KesserCFC4eva]

So what you're saying is...you want me to..put on my wrist...that thing, which has been having sex with faeces for 7 years?

[themenaceanish]

Fucking the Jappy fags. They deserved to get nuked.

[OilyTower]

@themenaceanish i'd like to see washington & ohio wiped off the map by a few tsar bombas, that would teach usa cunts that they arent world police or liberatos

[theElemDragon]

@OilyTower .... s.... so let me get this straight.... you read a guy's comment about the Japanese deserving getting nuked..... and in some twisted half-assed part of your brain that flips over to the US attempting to be world police and/or liberators? Uuh.... i'm guessing US/World History was a class where you spent most of your time staring down your hot teachers shirt?

[OilyTower]

@theElemDragon Naw it was the math teacher that was hot but that's not the point.

You yanks have the bad habit of sticking your noses where it has no buisness & the fact that you dilude yourselves into believing that it was thanks to you the ww2 was an allied victory is just pathetic.

I'd wish that the world turned it's back on the us so its society/economy would falter & crumble. Just to wipe that ugly sneering patriotic smile off your face.

You are consumed by your influence

[deelennondee]

stupid slope loses it

[TheGreenBadger]

I lived in Tennessee for a year and when I was getting ready to return I went to Knoxville, bought a strapless watch from a second hand store and shoved it up my ass for the day. When I got back to the UK I gave it to my best friend as his present. He didn't appreciate it.

[whenmoviesgobad007]

Christopher Walken walked on set and nailed this monologue in one take only, like a boss.

[Everyman1337]

The single greatest cinematic monologue.

[sgarcia1000]

2:16 best part

[ThePaytorRyan]

He took it without question or hesitation

[AT3Chaplin]

33 north Vietnamese dislike

[XeeGen]

No words...

[fafafa123fafafa]

@flavoredwallpaper I was being sarcastic... I was born 1994 and was raised in Arizona. I'm very aware of what Dysentery is, and aware of Quentin Tarantino's work. Shesh

[thedoctorand]

Ass Watch.

[ipodxdude]

how did he not break down and laugh?

[jimmytwotimez]

@ipodxdude the funny thing is that you can see it in his face that he wants to but he has great composure and is able to pull this off....that is excellent acting

[Sephirothwolf]

Watch-in-ass syndrome... only chris walken makes shoving a watch up your Cameron sound manly...

[bryanNJ45]

how can u dislike this?

[RockySeven7]

I love this scene: how it starts all serious, and then a sudden a tone shift ( starting with the word: 'gooks')

[Dokimon]

I like how in most movies with Christopher walken, he gets these monologues to do. He could steal a whole movie with one.

[millwill13]

i don't want it if its been up your ass is what he should've said

[soberchimera61]

This would make a great commercial for suppositories.

[bigsky1984camaro]

carried this uncomfortable hunk a metal.....hahahahahahahaha  up my ass...hahahahahahah

[irurwurst]

From the moment he first says "his ass" this scene makes me laugh uncontrollably

[fafafa123fafafa]

Wikipedia searching Dysentery.. Sounds fun.

[flavoredwallpaper]

@fafafa123fafafa You're clearly not a child of the 90s, and/or from the US, or else you would have learned the word in elementary school after playing Oregon Trail

[HaydnM35]

What ass disliked this?

[MrSniped0wn]

why is the word "ass" one of the tags?

[MrSniped0wn]

@MrSniped0wn *finishes watching video

oh... that's why

[HonestMagnet]

@MrSniped0wn

Thats where the watch was hidden ??

[TheKrabDoctor]

@MrSniped0wn Because the watch was up an ass.

[dcruwys]

@MrSniped0wn because he shoves up his ass to get it out. dur

[shitchops]

@MrSniped0wn how could it not be kind sir ??

[eni7thst]

@MrSniped0wn because his dad hid the watch in his ass dont you listen to the goddang video?

[MrSniped0wn]

@eni7thst i posted that waiting for the vid to buffer. moments later i sent another comment -to myself- that said "oh... that's why."

*not my fault they voted it up, it's just funny

you should look up the response by "shitchops". that's my favorite so far

[eni7thst]

@MrSniped0wn oh.. btw dude i hope you already watched that entire movie... its the best movie i've ever seen!!!

[TheZickoPuppets]

@MrSniped0wn Because his father kept the watch up his ass.

[MrSpamta]

@MrSniped0wn because he held the watch in his ass for 5 years you moron

[JammyWaad]

@MrSniped0wn Because for 2 years he had that uncomfortable hunk of metal up there. He'd be damned if some greasy, yellow slope such as 'gohstrider2' wouldn't include his ass in the YouTube video, so he put it in the only place he could on YouTube... In his tags... 4 long years, 'ass' has sat there in the video tags and now... Now here I am, watching this video and replying to you!

[Hamppzah]

@MrSniped0wn because he shoved the watch up his ass

[HladnorukiLuka]

@Hamppzah That was rather incredible observation.

[Hamppzah]

@HladnorukiLuka I don't give a shit

[dEcIbElEvEl]

"Little man... I give the watch to you."

"Uhm...question...you did wash it REALLY WELL right? Otherwise, just set it on the carpet and I'll get the Lysol...dysentery's not cool."

[Skyhighblu]

Christopher Walken I mean this fuckin Guy is CLASS

[mrzack888]

@Skyhighblu can't spell Class without the word "Ass" in it.

[garic80]

Fucking epic scene! Like it. (fom Russia).

[ResistanceofLove]

Damn Christopher Walken is a badass.

[pbrick6301]

dane was killed at wake island by the "germans"(?) according to walken. maybe walken memory was scarred by the treatment as a pow in vietnam where he was tortured by the "germans".

[MynameisElliott]

I wish that Christopher Walken would shove my watch up his ass. I would treasure it forever.

[TheWhizzkid23]

He died of dysentery, gave me the watch...LOL I love the fact he made dysentery like an afterthought

[Whursmonkey]

@TheWhizzkid23 This was Catch me if you can, not Pulp Fiction.

[panzfaust]

@Whursmonkey

Nope, son, this movie is Pulp Fiction, not Catch me if you can.

[TheClashyyy]

@Whursmonkey lol. pulp fiction bro

[TheWhizzkid23]

@Whursmonkey wtf are you talking about, im referring when he talked abou the dysentery part

stupid troll

[bang649]

This watch was definitely a pain in the ass.

[TheGoodDevil7]

It's James Woods!

[kingman4889]

@TheGoodDevil7 u mean Christopher Walken...

[TheGoodDevil7]

@kingman4889 Yah man, he sounds and look a lot like James Woods though...

[VerizonEclipse]

He gimmie da watch

[Planetcrafter]

What a great monologue; one of my favorite scenes from the movie for sure

[duchebag8491]

Awesome memorable Christopher Walkens monologue.

[Scaramanga76]

Supacool!

[crazydudekorf07]

Best bedtime story ever. Best story teller ever.

[BeyondNeptune]

wait a minute..he said his dad went to fight the "germans once again" in WW2..but then suddenly he's talking about fighting the japanese.... what the fuck is up with that disconnection?

[daaustin2]

@BeyondNeptune Neptune, WW2 was faught on two fronts. One in the west and the other in the east. Japan was one of the agressors that sided with Germany.

[poopoopanties]

LOL it was such a moving story until....yeah.....

[juicycritter]

he'd be DAMNED....

[Leatherbubba]

Christopher Walken,casual racism,and a watch. What more coudl you ask for.

[KoolTunes4Daze]

A classic Father and Son moment in Motion Picture history.

I brought tears to my eyes.

[DARKgirafa]

@KoolTunes4Daze

Umm... they're not father and son...

I believe Walken's Character is a guy who was friends with the kid's (later Bruce Willis in the movie) father.

[PunchLineStudios69]

@KoolTunes4Daze Did you listen at all? His dad was killed in Hanoi. Walken was in the POW camp with his dad

[esh325]

Probably the best scene.

[MBInbox92]

Greasy yellow hand lol

[Anglynn74]

Walken coud tell ANY story & make it captivating lol

[jerseymike70]

He is fucking good

[Encom7]

Worst Air Force recruiting commercial ever.

[cpar94]

Press 8. hahaha

[RedThebigOne]

“And you’re a cantaloupe!” …

[jomurg]

This is literally my favorite scene in any movie ever

[daniel33116]

I hide my watch n my ass when I went to jail..lol

[MoNsTerJiM18]

haha "gooks'" =D

[Daktogram]

here because of "The Walken Dead"

[bahaanaldo]

Oh man, that is fantastic.

[0ilikeboobies0]

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birth rite. He be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy hands on his sons birth rite.

[retiredstalker]

5 .long years he held this watch up his ass *lol*

[mrwrite2011]

gooks are also slopes? bha ha ha!

[ChenJunHung]

is it wrong that i teared?

[manulito2]

his pause at 1:51 is just pure gold

[megahurtz30]

@manulito2 You bet! It's what makes the whole scene sound really serious. This movie has just some of the best screenplay ever! To me, Tarantino's best movie by a loooooong way...

[MultiNotyourbusiness]

story of my life

[hawawawawawawawawawa]

I thought he shot himself in Vietnam with russian roulette

[georgekaplanful]

@hawawawawawawawawawa That was Call Of Duty man.

[hawawawawawawawawawa]

@georgekaplanful No that was from The Deer Hunter, and later in Black Ops

[BillyTheBastardChild]

@georgekaplanful i hope you are trolling, man. that was fucking retarded.

[JoshOrtiz88]

Did this scene, start the whole Christopher Walken as a weirdo thing? Or was he one already???

[Aeoliandorian]

Dysentery XD

[NowhereMan8521]

@tma291 More like best Air Force recruiting video! :D

[V4rVendetta]

The best movie of the 90s.

[objectivechristian]

Best Christopher Walken impression ever. I wonder if this guy ever met the actor

[dylanp1988]

@objectivechristian who are you referring to..that was Christopher walken in the video

[Lucifersteapot]

@objectivechristian I know, it's really great - I'd love to see a video of them meeting if it ever happens

[911cads]

he got an ipoo for xmas.

[billabam]

If Chris Walken gave me a watch that was lodged in his ass. I would make damn sure I never lost it!!!

[Trashcansam123]

Your shouldn't tell people that what your giving them has been up an ass for 5 years.

[SANPH]

@Trashcansam123 Something tells me that the finer points of humor and satire are lost on you.

[stopthemadness99]

Hope they cleaned it first...

[GoochSausageChou]

What did you get for Christmas? A CD,buoy

[godzilla964]

Walken's like a defective computer. When he pauses, it's like he's loading and it's taking a long time.

[stui0ham]

@godzilla964 ha... spot on mate.

[linenlines]

@godzilla964 lmao

[DonRMB]

No wonder Butch didnt want to KISS that watch goodbye...

[hnshannon]

Classic

[EvolutionaryLoophole]

Brilliant.

[92af]

Pulp Fiction is one of the greatest movies ever

[internziko]

I got a fever, and the only prescription...is to put this watch back in my ass!

[TheEagerMcBeaver]

1:53 -2:00 He's deciding on whether to make this a heart warming story or the most awkward thing ever XD

[Frostich1]

just Christopher Walken could keep us enthralled about stuffing accessories in orifices.

[ace69er]

DONT lick it!

[cro44magnum]

I remember this dream I had about how the great great granddad of my great great granddad told him the joke about how his watch kept shitty time because he kept it up his ass.

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

cut to the chace if dancing is not a sport

[TheDiAFilms]

I have a new song for Katey Perry "I had this gold watch up my ass, and I liked it"

[MrJasonmanchester]

Nice watch but i hear it keeps shitty time.

[AdmireRoxtars]

@MrJasonmanchester haha thats horrible

[blazinfatt84]

@MrJasonmanchester

you are on clever sob

[cro44magnum]

I dare ya! I double dare ya muthafukka! Say "up his ass" one more goddam time!

[raizencobra]

Cool Story, Christopher Walken.

[blueandwhite01]

Walken is such a great storyteller. You're captivated by a ridiculous story about people hiding watches up their ass.

[chevypillow247]

He did this movie right after he did Waynes World 2. lol

[141Lav]

Best actor ever FACT... love Pachino, Di Nero and lets not forget Joe Pesci and et all and watch out for Matt Damon and lill di Caprio but WALKEN take the crown everytime, so understated in his roles but so bloody powerfull, DAMN he the MAN!!!!

[Excuseify]

His voice makes everything magical.

[Dudex58]

He is so funny. Most people I knew took this part seriously and forgot it because the actor was so serious and smooth. But basically the boys dad died, hiding the watch in his ass. And then Christopher Walkens character put it in his ass to give to the kid. Its funny to mention how the kid doesn't realize it was in his ass and just takes it.lol A comedy that kids don't pay attention to big speeches. lol

[feroz0307]

Every movie has a butthurt character. This one takes it to the next level.

[InfernityZ3r0]

mr walken i accept that watch

[astclair]

@tma291

On the contrary, it might be a great recruiting commercial for those who have the heart.

[candyshit101]

i'd wash that watch

[chillouticeman]

great actor

[ChristianBaleBatman]

Christopher Walken great actor

[wiremuwalker]

watch him then an impresstion of him

nothing compairs to him

[SmickBittlun]

Press 8 repeatedly and enjoy Walken even more.

[cmsasuke17]

So Walken explains that the watch has been in the kid's dad ass for 5 yrs and then it was in Walken's ass for 2 yrs and then he end his line with "Little man, I give this watch to you." (boy takes the watch that has been in the asses of two men for 7 yrs.)

[MeTaLdUdE02]

@cmsasuke17 you didnt notice that butch was a bit slow at times in the movie? he had to take a second look to notice the silenced uzi sittin on his kitchen counter.

[bobbyrbdg3]

We need more cow bell

[severalshirts]

I just love listening to his voice..