Duality - Slipknot Misheard lyrics

[Demmysmoogle]

I keep hearing ''If they paint a criossant''

[karymamcflyx]

Nothing is water safe ay? That is good advice hahah!

[lol5776]

thumbs if you rofled on the first 3 seconds of the video

[ArekuXKun]

i was expecting i push my fingers to my ass:(

[anon2594]

if they paint a crescent... I'M NOT GONNA LIKE IT! And btw, NOTHING IS WATER-SAFE!

[800Ortolans]

If they paint a croissant I'm not gonna bake it probably better...all the pigs I have to date, ha

[kailahsmith]

also...nothing is water safe :S

[pannkakesangen]

You should have written "i pull my fingers in to my tights... Trololololo

[XxDRAGONDRIFTERSxX]

@cryolenix hmmm if you're talking about dragons then I can't make them land either. So I just summon a flame beast then find the corpse if the dragon once it is dead

[MasterShake219]

if they paint a crescent, IM NOT GONNA BAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL

[CryoLenix]

Jesus it never lands.... must've been playing skyrim...

[kailahsmith]

if they paint a crescent IM NOT GONNA BAKE IT!!!! xD

[MasterShake219]

@kailahsmith oops, didnt see you posted this until after i did, lol

[kailahsmith]

@MasterShake219 hahaha it's ok at least we have the same sense of humor :D

[BM151]

LMFAO... the best part = 0:00 - 3:32

[IHasRubrDuckyHD]

lol didnt think of the lyrics that way

[TheMisterBobShow]

0:14 the pigs i have to date....

[slipknot1729]

ICECREAM!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!HAHAHAH­

[IgnatianMystic]

If they paint a croissant, I'M NOT GONNA BAKE IT!!!

Check that-- I ROFL'd.

[IgnatianMystic]

All I do is lick this soulless plate... I LOL'd. HARD.

[rogers900]

this made me laugh till i cried keep doing this

[Uniki13]

All I've got is N'SYNC!!! hahahahhahahhaha

[DcDareDevil21]

I my goodness these are funny as every

EVERYONE! LOOK UP THA ONE FOR PHYCOSOCIAL XD IT'S HILARIOUS

[funofsk8ing]

rofld sooo hard at nothing is water safe!!!

[TheMisterBobShow]

if they paint a crescaunt im not gonna bake it!!!!!

[JiminyStudio]

is the song quality made to listen in cars :D (you know the bass is always louder)

[CraigTylorA7X]

I push my fingers to my.....ASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[t3hlordl33t]

All i got All i got is Soufley All i got All i got is Soufley All i got All i got is Soufley All i got All i got is Soufley I push my fingers into myyyyyyyyy PIEEEESSSSSSS Its the only Thing that Slowly starts to bake Ands its made of all the mince and bits of steakkkkk put the oven on and push it straight insideeeeee if the top comes off IM NOT GONNA BAKE IT !

[rayonator500]

"my future seethes like whomping pastures" lol XD

[Algoraptor]

Just use transcribe audio and there you have your misheard lyrics ;)

[Livedamu13]

I damn near pissed my pants at the N'sync part!

[BadassWorkshop]

I'M NOT GONNA BAKE IT!!!!!!!!

[OnenaOo]

Lyrics=ROFL

[16Screamogirl]

xD all I got is N' Sync XD XD 

[troutmouth55]

Don't get me wrong I love slipknot but this hilarious

[skatecobra1206]

NOTHIN IS WATER-SAFE ROOOOOOFL WHOOT DA FOOK

[chrisbaker91]

Push my fingers into my piesssss its the only thing that slowly makes them bakeee

[koppsal]

instead of "Im not gunna like it" it should say "Im not gunna lick it" hahaha

[troutmouth55]

The pigs I have to daye looolxD

[TauMaster100]

I'M NOT GONNA BAKE IT!!! I'm LAUGHIN' MY ASS OUT!!

[pabloraffs]

I push my fingerss into her... vadge.. one of the many ways that makes my fingers brake

[rageonyx]

NOTHING IS WATER - SAFE ! roflmao

[FJWstudios]

I can't Promise you'll enjoy the boy's ROFLMAO

[stevelikesmetal]

@supersoldier56 look up do you want a taco by psychostick :) its metal and about food lolol.

[thedepartedrules]

Why do people send that bullshit I'm not going to do it dosnt mean I'm not gonna die

[jasonvoorheesfan606]

how did you get that out of those lyrics that made no sence

[SuckMaDIckJustKiddin]

@jasonvoorheesfan606 That is why there are called MISHEARD lyrics

[thebigcheese68]

8 people dont push there fingers into their thighs

[Pr3zlam3n]

EEEEEEEGGG!!!



[pedropaulo1212]

instead of creascent in 0:30 you could put croassaint :O

[TheBetrayal1]

0:11 - 0:17 xD

[wowser4life]

how the fuck can you get the pain goes on to if they paint a crescent?

[DarkMo96]

NOTHING IS WATER-SAFE! :D :D :D

Icecrea, until my face collapsed :D

[TheWezel1995]

So you stop the egg by putting your fingers in your thighs xD

[ThuKirrby]

"i cant promise youll enjoy the boys" XDDDDD

[SlipknotfanHaggizZ]

Its not "All I've got", Its "oh my god"

[Kress9000]

@SlipknotfanHaggizZ No it goes "All I've got, All I've got is insane" not as you said "Oh my god, Oh my god is insane"... idiot.

[KennyStones]

NOTHING IS WATER-SAFE! gotta love corey taylor

[MegaExtremeGames]

I'll push my fingers in my...

THIGHS!!!!!!!!!

[arpmcpie]

strange eq-editing....

[gmjones1996]

RAWR!

[ghostinthanight666]

Gay gay gay ur stupid. U should be ashamed u suk

[mootothemax01]

If they paint a Crescent... I'M NOT GONNA BAKE IT! lol

[speedtime1298]

I pushed my fingers into my THIGHS! It's the only thing, that slowly stops the EGG!! lol xD

[sErx444]

the pigs i have to date :D :D :D !!!!! RAAAAAAAAAWR !

[iain141414]

IM NOT GONNA LIKE IT!

[TMTurbomasteRTM]

IM NOT GONNA BAKE IT!

[DannyKaliss]

o shit i made a misheard for this song also and it seems we both thought of the N Sync part lol.i asure u i didnt copy anything from your vid except for the N sync part which i didnt know u did also.anyways great vid!

[TheRebelboys123]

Stupid.... Although it kinda sounds like the egg part. Lol

[JustThatDamnFunny100]

lmfao all ive got is nsync

[RConmusic]

5 people bake it :/

[Nick666HERITIC]

Im not ahure if toue making fun of them cuz i love slipknot!! But i love it!!!

[DarkPwnagePS3]

the pigs i have to date

im not gonna like it! ROOFL

[macros45]

The fake lyrics make you think they're the real lyrics, maybe that's our explanation for backmasking songs

[FeArZxxJeFfRo]

I was srsly ROFLing.

im not lying

[iPood47]

fuck all the haters! this was hilarious!

[ReapingTheRaven]

Egg Releaves Pain Huuuuuu.... Fucking Retarded Chav:Blud Gimme Ur Trike.......Me:(stamps On Egg) XD XD XD XD

[ProRanting]

Corey Taylor needs to smoke some weed and chill out. He's always YELLING.

[kaptankarl]

@ProRanting i see your on bob marleys side too

[ProRanting]

@kaptankarl What do you mean by that?

[kaptankarl]

@ProRanting because u said that that other dude should smoke some weed and bob marley knda started the whole weed evolution

[ProRanting]

@kaptankarl Oh. Well I've smoked and I do casually and only on special occasions, but I'm not a die hard stoner.

[kaptankarl]

@ProRanting well thats good,at least your not gonna die of smoking it cuz you dont do it that much,but you should see pretty much all my reletives when they smoke,its pretty bad

[thunderCANIBAL]

@ProRanting My good sir, he does not always scream. Just listen to Snuff, or some of the Stone Sour pieces he has made, and if you look at Stone Sour pieces he has made, like Bother, or Say You'll Haunt Me or anything like that, you'll see - he does not always scream.

[ZHTVProductionsV2]

Genius

[sk8ter850]

some of the lyrics were WAY out there.

i mean, come on, you can here some of the REAL lyrics in there.

for example, "the pigs i have to date." you can hear that he actually says, "the things i have to take."

but it is a good video, anyways XD

[mcflysos]

Sounds like a pregnant woman song from the 1:47 point listen carefully xD

[aggroskater96]

Thats great

[habborocksmyheartout]

NOTHIN' IS WATER PROOF ROOOFL

[GdMBuRn]

I'M NOT GONNA BAKE IIIT!!!!!!!!!! xD

[heightsknight21]

All I got is N'SYNC lmao

[stemonator1]

If they paint a Crescent.. I'M NOT GONNA BAKE IT!!!!!

[mansondashit]

I LOL'd when I saw thighs... xD

[alekaro111]

Rawr means I love you in dinosaur....

[slipknotfanSL]

Funny

[WillyWonkaFans]

Well, if someone painted MY crescant, I wouldn't bake it either.

[MeeSheeLaa]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I love Slipknot,

This is fantastic :)

[motocrossandrew]

3 people have no sense of humor

[GdMBuRn]

@motocrossandrew Or theyre Justin Bieber fans :/

[pure0ponage]

haha that was funny, next time try to make it a little better

[BruTaL72LaggeR]

Dude, awsome funny work :)

[vamp543]

thighs i thought it was eyed

[darreiko]

Dude. U can't hear to well. Those misheard lyrics sound nothing like the misheard lyrics there are. And Yd u pick duality. It's one of the hardest songs u could do. Do wait and bleed. Try that. By the way don't ever diss slipknot. There fans are real serious wen ever someone makes fun of them.

[TheBringerofchaos]

@darreiko and since your online they will probably hack the hell outta you.

[tuskuneanno]

man your def fucking moron rot in hell

[TheBringerofchaos]

@tuskuneanno no not deaf.... this person can't distinguish sounds.... period.

[alphabet222222]

all i've got is n-sync!!... bitch

[citrusgod]

nothing is water safe!

[LavendarSkies1]

Hahahaha this is too funny

[DistortionTh]

lol yeahhh almost all of those dont even sound like the words u put

[rippan9191]

HAHAAHHAHAHAH NOTHING IS WATER SAFE!!!

[deathmetaliowa]

i cant promise youll enjoy the boys XD

[deathmetaliowa]

haha., even slipknot wouldnt hate this., this is funny for true slipknot  lovers.

[dippin247]

i love slipknot but this shit is kinda funny. stay sic.

[IDontDoDrumCovers]

NOTHING IS WATER SAFE

[sample32]

i about shit my pants laughing

[1234ping4321]

If they paint a crescent... I'm not gonna BAKE IT!!! XD

[kimzownzyuh]

lol hahah is this how u hear everyhting said everywhere :D

[Salokin92]

I think misheard lyrics don't "spoof" the band as in making-fun of them, but shows them devotion of listening closely...(or something) I made Misheard Lyrics as well (uTube still processing) but it's not like I hate the band and want to ridicule them, but more just enjoy mishearing lyrics. And they can be very funny!

Btw, I love slipknot, and the misheard lyrics ^^

[m4d0us3]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR

[babycakespg13]

hahahaha lols

hehe the pigs i have to date hehehe love it

xD

[Revanchist2]

lol I hear Jesus it Netherlands XD nice vid

[JROCKSTARSZ]

No chores? Priceless.

Nothing is water-safe? Priceless.

I friggin love Slipknot LoL.

[zelagu]

Where's the FUCKING EPIC button?

[012Hubba]

paint a croissant, not crescent

[foozbong]

it's croissant.

[TheBladeEdge]

NOTHING IS WATER-SAFE!!!

[nizanbollig]

really... but really i mean seriously u did an extremely good job ruining the sound :D

[threedaysgrace0011]

hahahahha XD that was funny ! awesome vid!

[hirotarobg]

Awesome song ... nice vid :P

[Pdt8000]

laughed my ass off at the beginning. still laughing

[Revanchist2]

But his maids are all the pigs I have to date... XD EPIC LYRICS

[Slipknotmaggotforev4]

Good misheard lyrics!Slipknot for life!!!Thumbs my comment up if you agree with me!!

[Revanchist2]

the real song is epic but this is hilarious epic. *raises thumbs up*

[MrSlipknotFan2010]

hahaha dude this is FREAKING awesome nicely done

[melissaIero]

Omfg! That is funny shit! Slipknot is my favorite band that is just comedy gold! :)

[HoliArch]

Seriously whats with all the haters? I agree with majorafan09... I mean the vid was great and some parts almost piss my pants!! (Coz its made of all the pigs I have to date ^^) So plz, to all the haters get the fuck off youtube and go play packman or barbie with ur little sisters. All im saying is give the poor guy a break..

[AwesomeSauce1087]

Haters Gonna Hate

[GRAPEFR00T]

I'M NOT GONNA BAKE IT!!!!!

[oMurdoc]

NOTHING IS WATER SAFE XD

[penswiper]

I like I'm not going to bake it and nsync

[snowyblizzard12]

this is so funny i love slipknot

[MSIxxxxMSIxxxx]

this is gay



[dragons2th]

IM NOT GANNA BAKE IT!!! ive never laughed so hard in my life

[darthvader477]

NOTHING IS WATER SAFE!

[jdogg2888]

@Applepig96 I don't understand why there's so many people that hate on misheard lyrics. It's not like they're trying make fun of it like weird al making fun of songs.

[xACM1PTxCR]

I'm not gonna bake it

[elvisman2000]

I push my fingers into my

ARSE

[MrDragonflya]

@elvisman2000 hahahh that one is nice XD

[BeKindRewind12]

ReallY??? cause i always heard people say "youve slept with me cause you left me no choice"?

[archdevil1216]

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY ASS

[adie1549]

think it sounds more like croissant than crescent lol

[arcangelmarvin]

all ive got is n sync!

rofl!

[InfiniteD3ath]

what happen? go buy some humor

i love this song yet i still find this vid funny

[TheID3000]

rofl hahahaha

[bicthisu]

LOL XD ROLFCOPTER

its eyes not thighs :D

[DGKxALLDAY]

it should be "i push my fingers BETWEEN my thighs" :) ..like a vagina

[majorafan09]

What's with all the haters? I guess that's what too much Slipknot does to them. I'm not a hater!!! I love this song, and "the wusses weigh a ton" part and the "crescant (Italian emphasis?) part was spot on!!! So funny.....HERE'S TO TRUE SLIPKNOT LOVERS (not haters)!!!! Nice job!

[Applepig96]

@majorafan09 thank you! and thanks for not being a hater lol

[superbadger729]

@majorafan09 shwipnot! w00t! (for all you h8ers i'm not bein mean, just making an attempt at being funny)

[lissa1215]

@majorafan09

ok um i'm not a hater but the lyrics r wayyyyy off . i can do better and im 11 so i am a slipknot lover and when SLIPKNOT gets on here and posts the lyrics then ya ill like it but this is bull shit (this = you)

[majorafan09]

@lissa1215 That's the point (look at the title again and notice that it's "misheard" lyrics)......that should put something into perspective. And ROCK ON!!! \m/ \m/