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  • Dat twist.

  • yes wheatley a moron could do that :P

  • Good game, though Wheatly reminded me of 343 Guilty Spark from halo.

  • Daft Punked.

  • "Nonononononono." XD lol

  • im different

    

  • 7:50 "You are using this translate software incorrectly. Please check the manual." lol

  • Watching him play this is like watching a movie...

  • @129heartbreaker Not really, just takes a while to figure out. (if your not using a walkthrough, XD)

  • typo at 7:01

  • 03:18

    Wheatly: Hold on now. I might not have thought this next part COMPLETELY through. AAAHHHHHH

    Brad: oh shit

  • GLaDOS wasn't raped, She was in pain.. come on.. You'd be in pain too if your head was ripped off.

  • im so sick of seeing the same commercial EVERY TIME i click the next segment

  • GLaDOS autotuned 7:09

  • GLaDOS sounds just like the black eye peas!!

  • BROWNIES

  • So that's how he got mad

  • why must wheatley turn evil

  • I love the lighting change. beautiful

  • was she auto tuned

  • 7:50 rough translation: You are using the translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual.

  • 7:10 LOL CENSORED.

  • I was so sad about wheatly being corrupted by power, and then a commercial for chocolate came on. xD

  • at 7:09 was some nice autotune

  • WHY WHEATLEY WHY?!?!?!?! Right now I'm curled up into a ball on my couch listening to The Change by Evanescence(which I think in some parts of that so go perfect with this part of the game) Wheatley is and will always be my favorite character!!!! I don't give a crap if he's sick with power or helping Chell!!!!! He's awesome!!(he's my wallpaper on my phone too so blah to you haters!!)

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE! (4:00)

  • 3:17

    Wheatley: Hold on, I did not think this next part out...

    And then i thought Wheatley said OH SHIT afterwards lol

  • 7:06

    how did Ke$ha get in there.....

  • Cake dispensary..... hm Seems legit

  • Whethley is not a moron but he is a crazy metal ball!

  • Is it just me or does Wheatley remind you of Stewie from Family Guy?

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

  • Watching you play this makes me sick lol

  • Wheatly reminds me of Sean from Assassin's Creed :)

  • Woah, that was an AWESOME twist in the story!

  • 4:29 If i were there i'd shit my pants

  • 07.05 just like opera song

  • Is that machine T-Pain?

  • i am not a moron

  • dam she turned into T-Pain rite before her head came off. lol

  • @producenotes814 That. Is exactly what I thought

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  • anyone else that cant shoot the second portal @ 1:40? it wont let me shoot anything but the wall with that lazer on it

  • @MOTORPZYKO I actually have the exact same problem ... dunno what to do :(

  • @MOTORPZYKO I have the same problem <.<*

  • @TampereFTW Apparently closing the game and opening it again helps....

  • LOL WEATLEY IS FUCKING FUNNY

  • 7:06

    Autotuned rapper??

  • Sh*t. Just. Got. REAL.

  • no kidding, the cake is ALWAYS a lie

  • WHEATLY WHY???????????????????????????­??

  • whatley was broke it zzzzzz

  • A moron can do that ......Smashing a escape elevator w3w

  • Oh snap. Wheatley's pissed.

  • Wheatly turned evil but he's still damn funny

  • Goddamnit I still feel heartbroken every time I watch this, why wheatley why?!

  • "WARNING neurotoxin levels have reached dangerously unlethal levels" XD

  • yay! i actually got a advertisement i can stand watching, zooey deschanel <3

  • @videomardyr I <3 Zooey too :-]

  • Love the autotune xD

  • thumbs up if you thought wheatly was going to go insane aka power hungry

  • Chell was probably like FUCK YOU WHEATLEY! I wish we could see her face

  • 7:08 sounds like beiber

  • YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT! xD

  • at least she took a deep xD

  • glados screaming sounds like techno music

  • Is it just me, or did anyone else feel that the core transfer was alike to rape?

  • 2:32 - Did anyone else notice the confetti?

  • @ronathandaman Yes, and its weird!

  • @flyingmonster2465 The core transfer or the confetti?

  • @ronathandaman The confetti.

  • @ronathandaman The confetti when Wheatley and Chell were being sucked into the tube.

  • Wheatley sounds like... Alistair. Thought I was gonna say Stewie didn't ya?

  • Looks like glados has auto - tuned Bieber fever!

  • how do you install those subtitles?

  • @DarknessPr0w go to Options>Audio>the 5th option is Closed Captioning, click twise the right arrow and it says Full Captions .... hope i helped :)

  • "GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! No! Stop! No!"

    Did GLaDOS just get raped? XD

  • @MabingiFreak imposible she bitch's to much

  • @MabingiFreak yes yes she did ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @MabingiFreak Technically yes. Which makes her ability to actually talk to him instead of yelling at the sight of him pretty cool. Of course, for completely obvious reasons, she's still cross with him, but she doesn't act rabid towards him as much as you'd think,

  • @MabingiFreak Wheatley was raping GLaDOS

  • 7:06 GLaDOS has just been auto-tuned~!

  • i mean:Wheatley sounds like stewie ( forgot his name) form family guy lol

  • i bet chell was like "GLADOS NUUUUUUU" "FUCK YOU WHEATLEY!"

  • that weath sounds like steve from family guy hear this pat of the video 6:46 (sorry i mean wheatlyey)

  • that weath sounds like steve from family guy hear this pat of the video 6:46

  • 20 guys are the morons that they built to make me an idiot!

  • loved all the vids starting from #1... thinking of getting the game seems really cool

  • i hate ads 00:01 to help

  • i haven't played any of the portals but I know what happens in both of them.

  • lol never new GLaDOS could me diying sound cool...AUTO TUNE!!!

  • @DukeofKool11 i see the hum... i didn't remember what apisode... but... i don't like he's evil O.Q

    and the player is funny ^.^/

  • hey, what the moron? i don't understand... and why he (Wheatly) is evil!? O.Q

  • WHEATLY!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUY!!!!!!!!­!!!!

  • "DO YOU SMELL NEUROTOXIN?!" -- "Nope."

  • *gasp* cake dispensary *door falls down* THE CAKE IS A LIE

  • GLaDOS:you're a Moran!

    Wheatley:I am not a moran!*throw her into the lift and push it down into pit*

    Chell:I hate you

    Me: me too

  • i can't believe wheatly is a betrayer

  • i cant open thet random cake door!  why?

  • @DjKaZeW probably a glitch... try restarting?

  • @brwneydgirl70 i've tried about 10 times and i have restart the xbox but still it dosn't work....

  • @DjKaZeW is your cd scratched? If it refuses to work you can just get the torrent for it

  • 4:00 "It IS a lie!" Yes. Yes it is.

  • hahaha dude i though you where gonna make an autotune joke when GLaDOS did that autotune scream xD

  • glados best cry ever

  • I loved it when GLaDOS screamed. It reminds me of Ke$ha...

  • when glados is screaming that is a tune

  • 07:48 LMFAO!

  • 2:07 In case of implosion, look directly at implosion.

    XD

  • She sounded cool when she screamed XD so glad they made her voice auto tuned

  • i would have been like wheatly you dumb ass

  • Announcer : Substitute core,are you ready to start the procedure ?

    Wheatley : YES!!

    Announcer : Corrupted core,are you ready to start the procedure?

    GLaDOS : NO!

    Wheatley : Ohhhhhh,yes she is

    GLaDOS : Nononononononononono!!

    LMAO xD

  • 7:05 autotuned glados XD

  • unlethal levels lol

  • sounds like the guys off of adventure time

  • 7:06 GLaDOS got auto tuned

  • @THEgreatCORNHOLIO245 wahahahaha that's makes me LOL!! HAHAHAHAHAA!!!

  • 0:00

    

  • To answer Wheatley's question: Yes a moron can punch someone into a pit requried they have the strength

  • NONONONONONONONO

  • I...I was in love with you...Wheatley...

  • @SuperSmashSista eww! He is a ROBOT. You are a HUMAN.

  • @TNTCABOOM How do you know if I am a human? lol jk. ^-^ I think he's a cute character.

  • lol love the autotune screams

  • only thin i know in spanish is por favor consulta el manual

  • i got portal 2 today on ps3 my psn:BOB2410

  • Aww the cake Is a lie!

  • %#*%#%* ADVERTISEMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • @7:07 justin biebier singing

    with rebecca black

  • I LOVE DAFT PUNK. <3

  • In case of implosion

    Stare directly at implosion.

  • "Estas usando este software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual." means "You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual." in Spanish. This is what Wheatly said shortly after the core replacement. I hope this helped.

  • @Nathan36762 lol i heard it to im hispanic XD

  • @yoshihacks1 I just used Google Translate.lol

  • @Nathan36762 D:

  • @Nathan36762 gracias :)

  • @Nathan36762 stop copying me fagget

  • @THEgreatCORNHOLIO245 What did I do? If I said something you said earlier, then I'm sorry I didn't look further back to make sure someone else didn't already post it.

  • @Nathan36762 then he really is a moron ''wheatly: IM NOT A MORON!!!''

  • awesome ride , kind of reminds me of riven game

  • Wheately is so funny xD Español~

  • 0:00 to skip the ad

  • AUTOTUNE!!!!

  • 200th like.

  • OMG...and I loved Wheatley...I still love him.

    "You were DESIGNED to be a moron."

  • @OrabelliumOcean in another part wheatley says

    "you hear that? thats the sound of pages flipping in a book, which morons wouldnt do"

    :D

  • @TheBlackOpsMaster123 Even though he's a moron...he's still so cute.

    :D :D :D

  • @OrabelliumOcean lmao true what do u play on? ps3 or xbox?

  • @TheBlackOpsMaster123 Uhm, PS3, I recently just got Minecraft so I haven't playing much lately lol.

    You?

  • @OrabelliumOcean im on ps3 and yah same with me i have minecraft but i do play ps3 still.

    add me when you can

    PSN: OhSnapAKitteh123 :D

  • "Wow" = was perhaps the best reaction to that part...ever... o_o

  • 4:05 well you know what they say the cake is a lie :D

  • at 7:45 he says something along the lines of: you are using this translator wrong, please consult the manual XD

  • Im not getting this game cause i hate puzzles but now watching this is like living with an achoholic and thts wheatly

  • 7:00 did GLaDOS get rapped?....

  • @gamer12343212 XD idk how robots get raped

  • Thumbs up if wheatly sounds like stewie at 6:47 - 6:58

  • Wheatly Cracks Me Up -.-

  • wow GLaDOS really shouldnt have said all that.....

  • Wheatley, you're a douche. :<

  • 7:10 sounds like fucking t pain, LOL

  • poor GLaDOS T_T

  • The cake is a lie. Isn't it obvious?

  • @sleep203 try stephen merchant, not ricky

  • GLaDOS is the new T-Pain B|

  • Ah... Best auto-tune evar. x3

  • 16 guys are stuck on portal 1

  • @rocckyross229 The first chamber?

  • @rocckyross229 20 are stuck now

  • @rocckyross229

    i cant believe this type of comment is still popular............ (x people are y) its beyond old at this point

    oh well i guess when you cant think of something original steal someone else's idea right?.......... ._.

  • @tianang77 i put that comment 2 months ago and i didnt steal any1s idea i just used it so in my words 2 you what are FUCK OFF!

  • At aprox 7:49 the moron says some thing in spanish which would be:

    Estas usan este software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favon, consulta el manual.

    That translated to english is:

    They use this translation software incorrectly. by Favon, consult the manual.

    I went to Google translator and that is what it said.