Merovingian Speech - With Sound

[Rudobi]

Non de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de salorie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. Magnificent.

[mininow]

bog ti mater kurbo jebe đubre usranu

[DanceOnMilky]

God damn whore clusterfuck shit crap asshole motherfucker :D

[StreetArtillery]

best sounding languages in the world 1 Italian 2 Russian 3 German 4 french 5 spanish 6 native american 7 english 8 african tribe language 9 arabic 10 chinese

[2nadalfederer1]

@StreetArtillery

German? I don't want to be racist but that language is pure ugly. (It's too "evil" or too "deep".)

[Reatbuster]

nem harom sajtos villamos nagyon jo

[inizanyannick]

"Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la lorraine, mais malgré tout, nous resterons français !"

[junjan2001]

IMHO Spanish is a much better language to curse, infinite variety and stronger disposition (Spanish intonation not Southamerican) French is more musical though...

[MrAleistercrowley666]

Vive la langue Française ^^

[MrFrenchy45]

Hahahahhaa mdr

[Deedelf]

What's song ??

[zecruz69]

@Deedelf Killing In The Name - Rage Against The Machine

[tekboy40]

I'm french and my favourite is : sac à foutre !

[ijnekrodisi]

For everyone who doesn't understood every single words in this sentence :

Mérovingien says :

Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta merde…

You see… is like se torcher le cul avec de la soie… i love it !

[Roxyworld33]

La façon dont il le dit avec classe, c'est génial^^

[aetuip]

saloperie means trash, filthy (person)

[ltdentz]

je kiff ca

[Soraed]

If you liked those, here are some others you'll enjoy delightfully :

"Enfoiré de mes deux."

"Geule d'estron."

"Va te faire enculer ."

"Je t'emmerde bien profond, fils de pute."

"Salopard, ordure, blaireau, ..."

"Salope, conasse, pétasse, ..."

And I love this one, because it's not harsh language, but yet is sooo deliciously unpleasant :

"Tu est un/une tue-l'amour."

Which mean more or less "You are so ugly/stupid than even the last man/woman on Earth would never love you in any possible way."

[MrKrayzel]

@Soraed I never heard someone saying that someone is a "tue-l'amour", we only say this when we talk about someTHING which is so disgusting / repulsive that it can make disappear your sentiments.

[Soraed]

@MrKrayzel That's a synecdoche, you use the part to refer to the whole. The actual "tue-l'amour" being, most of the time, uglyness, douchery and stuff like that. Using a figure of speech, you create an insult from a common expression. That's the same as when you say to someone "you're an ass". The guy's not an ass, obviously, but you sum the dude up to nothing more than his buttocks and all the imagery that comes with them.

Puis bon, je suis français, pas la peine de m'écrire en anglais xD

[MrKrayzel]

@Soraed Oui désolé, ce n'est qu'après avoir répondu que je me suis posé la question de savoir si tu étais français ou non. xD Je comprends là où tu veux en venir, mais je voulais juste dire que je n'ai jamais entendu quelqu'un utiliser "tue-l'amour" de cette manière, et ce ne serait selon moi pas un usage qui viendrait à l'esprit de la majorité des français. ^^

[Soraed]

@MrKrayzel A dire vrai, c'est un usage peu courant car assez daté, mais quitte à être odieux, autant le faire avec classe et distinction, c'est plus fun :D

[MrKrayzel]

@Soraed Effectivement, c'est toujours plus amusant ainsi. :D

[01Brady12]

"God damn, fucking shitty whorehouse, crappy cunt, motherfucker..."

It's more or less that

[DrHouse2004]

Bordel de merde Enculer de te mère!

[Roxyworld33]

personne ne peut le dire avec autant de classe que lui :p

[sagawi]

almost untranslatable because it is old fashioned and parisian modern slang at the same time...after two tries as a french guy i 'd say :

God damn whore from a brothel of shit, you dirty shithead ass fucked motherfucker!!!

The classy smile with...whiping your arse with a silk indeed!!... but French curse can be so worse he just forgot "de merde" in the classy way at last of his sentence...unpardonable lol

[benoit88888]

It is bad cause he speak with a french accent. It can be more good with an english accent.

(the translation on up is good but it is difficult to explain the result of this sentence in french).

[tjafaas]

@benoit88888

french accent is on purpose, you have to see the original film ;)

Besides, it is "better" not "more good".

[Soraed]

@tjafaas Well, Lambert Wilson is French, so that's actually his real accent x)

[sweiland75]

It's like wiping your ass with silk.

[DavithRedway]

Why does he have an italian name??

[moutiakk]

@DavithRedway he doesn't, merovingians are a french kings dinasty

[MiniScalope]

real french curses are more inventive. This is just basic unrelated list of bad words...

[TheFrenchDark]

J'aime trop cette scène. lol

[Eowyn113]

I strongly recommand you the "saloperie de bordel de pompe à merde" ou " pute borgne de dieu de merde" from my mother.

[Helliot17]

@Eowyn113

Lol ! Très distingué ! Je m'en sers dès demain au boulot, merci ! ( Je vais faire un malheur ! ;-)  )

[charlieiscool1000]

appeantly french is good at cursing ppl out

[djcorbijn]

I somewhat know what he says however I don't know the French language. I wish the subtitles in the DVD didn't cut out during this part and could show a translation of this speech. Doesn't he basically just throw out swear words without any real meaning behind what he is saying?

[nouveauprofil]

@djcorbijn it means something in fact. The equivalent - not litteral translation, but cultural equivalence- would be mother fucking piece of guttertrash cocksucking shit

[robinettefr]

comment peut on etre un enculé de sa mère.

Normalement celle ci est dépourvue de penis.

A la limite ENCULEUR de sa mère. ce qui correspond plus à Motherf****r.

cordialement

[Nower]

c'est dans ces moments-là qu'on aime être français^^

[hindisikhnewaalaa]

@Nower Mais voyons, ça ne fait pas sérieux du tout. Pour le rayonnement du génie français, on repassera, ouais.

[TheSaltyAdmiral]

Anyone who knows French here that would be kind enough to translate the cursing part? :) I would love to know what he says:P

Thanks in advance.

[R2Parmly]

Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard denculé de ta mère, I believe it was. Its a string of unconnected oaths, translations are ;

Nom de Dieu = in the name of God, aka God damn it.

Putain = whore, or fuck (the expletive not the action)

Bordel = whorehouse, also (in context) clusterfuck

Merde = shit

(These three words are often combined to signify that youre really pissed)

Saloperie = filth, crap

Connard = asshole

Enculé de ta mère = motherfucker

Hope it helped!

[HiteshP007]

wow thanks for the translation..... swear words in French really do sound excellent!

[TheSunmanho]

@R2Parmly

salope = whore, bitch

(you can hear it often in French porn movies)

[jeremyburghat]

@TheSunmanho lolz

[Gus19497]

@R2Parmly Mh... Putain= Bitch asshole= troudu cul and not connard but without this good traduction.

[nicolas073]

@R2Parmly Well done, it's not easy for not a french person to hear "bordel" :p

[deviantcreep]

LOL!

[siliconsurf]

fete toi...it's like wiping my arse with cashmere

[ace625]

This is a substantial part of the reason why I chose French over Spanish in high school.

[ERIELACKU34CH]

la meme chose pour moi a l'universitie

[charles1967]

I don't know, man... you get a Latina all wound up and they can curse pretty creatively in Spanish too. :)

[ace625]

True... but it wouldn't sound as nice. French is ridiculously fluid...it really is like wiping your ass with silk.

[ace625]

It has less to do with masculinity and more to do with fluidity. For me French just evokes luxury and sophistication. The fact that you can feel those two things while cursing somebody out is just wonderful.

[mikiroony]

There I agree with you, and I see you can catch Merovingian's spirit very well :)

BTW, the actor is just plain awesome. I've seen him in a couple of French movies and the guy is MEAN :D

[hindisikhnewaalaa]

@ace625 If you were to learn French well and find out for yourself about the real accomplishments of the French-speaking peoples, you would take back every word of that. A language that just naturally evokes luxury and sophistication? Please, even we are better than that.

[ace625]

@hindisikhnewaalaa Who is "we"? And funny you say that since I'm currently living in France and conduct 95% of my daily life in French. Languages mean different things to different people.

[hindisikhnewaalaa]

@ace625 «...languages mean different things to different people». Don't they, though !

[tinneclesage]

No hay ni un idioma que sea aburrido en el mundo, sólo hay alumnos que no esten a la altura.

Los metodos de enseñanza son bastante parecidos para tosdos las lenguas en todos los paises, esto no debería afectar tu manera de apreciar o no un idioma.

[tinneclesage]

presumir de ignorencia en cuanto a linguistica es lo mas tienes razón! Sigue así.

[HugoDBtx]

Yah well, the Matrix reference is French. Deal with it.

[ace625]

@TheJordan504 Your point is? French dominates over Spanish pretty much everywhere else in the world...Also maybe you should learn how to properly speak English before you try to be vulgar in it...

[TheJordan504]

@ace625 ok.

[TheJordan504]

@ace625 ok. french is good !

[chief2001]

@ace625

Hey you, FUCK YOU!! 

:) hehe

[necrophagous404]

is he saying;

Nom de dieu de putain! De bordel de merde de saloperie, de connard d' encule de ta mere!!!!

?

[Otheym]

Yes !