Storck Chocolate Riesen - "Mrs. Lange" (English version) - circa 1994

[waddyprocess]

This ad creeped me out as a kid. Not idea why.

[LoveStreetLiving]

and Michael's eye contact is still as creepy as ever

[Laramas]

That dubbing is FLAWLESS. They left out the part where he swears to become a samurai/ninja to slay the demon who murdered his family, though.

[iltkken]

God that's creepy, HER EYES, THE DEAD EYES. And why is it that every German produced overdubbed commercial has to have that piss yellow glow to them? It's so incredibly tacky.

[jacky9br]

I found one in which they say "Mrs. Smith" instead of Mrs. Lange. Perhaps it was the first English dub, it's from about 1991. I will probably upload it very soon.

[mowriter]

Michael with the bedroom eyes for his elderly candy store attendant (shiver)..

[thejuiceman345011]

storck chocolate reisen and then a wierd creepy stare. i like to think he raped that old bitch after he finished his first one

[mowriter]

thejuice: LOL LOL I've said that exact thing for a decade, at least. I keep expecting "Michael" to plunge a cleaver into her chest, then sit in a pool of her blood eating one...reisen...at...a...time.

[ihatesunscreen]

Just what I was looking for

[h2odom17]

nice comment ya virgin.