Thank You For Smoking Movie (7/9)

[TheLukeSchnabel]

Some of the best parts of this movie are the songs that reference smoking. "puff puff puff that cigarette" is the song in the opening credits and is awesome. and then this son around 5:40 that is just epic.

[BUENMUNDOS]

@TheLukeSchnabel  at 5:06 the song is called "Smoke Rings" by the Millers Brothers

[Shoosta92]

"Fuckers."

[K3yB04dG000n]

wow... that woman is a trifling whore!

[LordScreech]

@K3yB04dG000n no. she's a fucking genius. dirty, but genius.

[K3yB04dG000n]

@LordScreech nah, he gets her back.

[willybobdoody]

"Like you always said, if you want an easy job, go work for the Red Cross"

8:46 I lma off

[GreatFans3]

0:15 - 0:18 XD Cameron is sooo cutee!♥

[TaffyRaphie]

J. JONAH JAMESON.

dude is fucking hilarious and always the same "head of company" guy.

Burn After Reading, Spiderman, and this :)

[studystrike]

'the baby seal poachers' just caught me off guard lol

[Toneai2007]

This movie is so fricking awesome! I seriously don't know if I should light me up a cigarette or to stop for good.

[Kikyogirl]

That little boy is beautiful. When he grows up, he's going to be very striking-looking.

[fraudster111]

@Kikyogirl Pedo

[DestinyPontmercy]

@fraudster111 what if she's his age, would it make her a pedo? if a twelve year old girl loves i don't know, justin bieber, would that make her a pedo? (is he underage? i think so)

[fraudster111]

@DestinyPontmercy Ya girls his age go "That little boy....." to their mates.

[5CA5M]

@fraudster111 is it mating season?

[Kikyogirl]

@fraudster111 wtf I'm not a pedo. o.O

[jerryg1964]

"Did you fuck her?"

"In passing"

[drpeppa2357]

It's a fucking manipulative world we live in...

[jerryg1964]

@drpeppa2357 always has been, always will be

[hotamali]

hahaha aCapella Bach fucking great

[jasonlajoie]

I wonder how much Coke had to pay to have their high fructose corn syrup sugar-poison placed in this movie?

[willie1490]

@jasonlajoie coke from mexico is made with cane sugar,

taste great!

[jasonlajoie]

@willie1490 I read about that. The American stores near the Mexican border advertise that they sell Mexican Coke because of using real sugar. High fructose corn syrup is banned in many countries including Mexico because it's so unhealthy. The problem is the FDA in the U.S. is yet another useless government agency. High fructose is not only legal in the U.S., the government subsidizes it. So it's too cheap not to use in everything as a preservative. Insanity.

[ffaithii]

"COOOL!"

"YEAHH??" LOOL

He was ready ready to pounce on that kid and show him why hes such a good death dealer. ;D

[101RemedialKickass]

"Yeah. The Cancer Association. Apparently they have it in for us."

"Fuckers."

XD that was friggen hilarious! XD

[avinashrcs1]

I mean, we can plan this thing better ourselves!

[avinashrcs1]

They wanted the correct spelling of my name and job title

[flipzhat]

they say the cancer society has it in for us

fuckers

[azndodobird]

when?

in passing

[hatgirl09]

Nick, that's why people shouldn't talk during sex. :P

[arrghgarry]

two canadians club together and buy a boat

[beswick1111]

If you want an easy job work for the red cross, thats a fucking classic ROFL!!!!

[korso1at]

..Even I think that is kinda cruel.. hahaha

[Metallord82]

i hate that kids face it bothers my eyes

[therichyD]

"4:20 bitch. whore."

LOLOLOL

[ch3rryxx]

oh dang, katie holmes whipped his butt.

[theflatheadkid]

@ch3rryxx Then got hers whipped by Tom

[anonymperGesetz]

"i mean...guns need to be treated with respect"...xDDD

[cracklingvoice]

"When?" "In passing ..."

[kazoo55555]

@cracklingvoice love that part :)

[XDolcineaX]

this might be one of my favorite versions of little fugue in g minor

[JetJoeStudios]

how has this not been utterly fucked by warner bros? I put in 35 seconds of a goddamn tenacious d song and my video gets a new anus ripped for it, you put a damned movie up and you dont hear shit! WTFWTF LOLWUT

[AartyMc]

@JetJoeStudios GGNR

[JamesJBehan]

In the name of Odin, that kid is a horrible actor.

Thanks for uploading though; great movie.

[martin43427]

i miss when coke used to be in a bottle made up of glass. cant seem to find them any more.

[MrLOLSUPUMAD]

@martin43427 go to any hispanic speaking country. See how long it takes you to find one. tbh its tastes so much better in glass omg it just tastes so much better coke now a days just taste like back wash spit. Disgusting

[whoopashigit]

@martin43427 it can still be found, it's just hard. I found them at my local Kroger recently which was awesome.

[babiong]

What does "in passing" means?

[cashfan123]

SHE FUCKED HIM MAN IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE HAHAHAHAHAHH

[dalwue]

Notice how he says, "Coke in the fridge." but the bottle has no label. I think that's funny.

[PhilanVortex]

@dalwue No, what's amazing is the bottle is glass...

[cinemaniac1127]

LOL "I pressumed anything said while I was inside you was privileged"

[3of11]

Look, shes a really nice girl...

Oh God we're really fucked!

[ChristophDollis]

F'n product placement ad for "Coke in the fridge."

When Coca-Cola, with its obesity/heart disease/cancer/diabetes inducing product has probably killed more people early than any given tobacco company.

To F'n real.

[hoi123]

"The baby seal poacher" lol

[lalideni]

"you didnt fuck her, did you"..."when?"

"in passing.."hahahaha

[D119heavy]

pulls out the gun

". . . Cool!"

"Yeah huh?"

best part in the movie

[firemaster885]

Who wants to be human?

Wow, what a line..

[1ethargy]

"If you want an easy job, go work for the Red Cross." :)

[GoinDownToJunkieTown]

what a cunt katie holmes is in this. fuckin scientoligist. lol

[fetischterranova]

ban central banking

[InternetTG]

3:50 THAT MADE ME LAUGH but then sad at the same time

[testtube173]

"Bitch."

"Whore!"

"You shoulda been more careful Nick."

[tattat44]

I only smoke socially. Nothing wrong with it.

[CositaLuVv]

4:07 pwn!

[bcouce]

anything I should be worried about?

uh yeah the american cancer association.. apparently they have it in for us.

...fuckers

god I love that part.

[aka1darkknight]

how did he get saved from smoking?

[god01able]

he had built up a resistance to nicotine, so he was able to sustain the amount of nicotine because his body was used to it.

[InternetTG]

@aka1darkknight he had it in hes system so hes body can maintain the levels causing a resistant when they put the pads hes body was already used to having nicotine in hes body

[Foxtrot251]

Coooooooooooool!

Yeah, huh?! ...

I mean guns need to be treated with respect!

[strokesfan1107]

@Foxtrot251 he said... in passing..

[Toocrazyforthisworld]

The kid is smart

[jdharris555]

Fuckin' dirty, Man....but funny.

[fatabass]

what is the song? does anyone know?

[00bean00]

Which one? The a capella piece starting at 1:53 is Bach's "Little Fugue" in G minor, BWV 578.

Here's a Musanim version played on keyboard:

watch?v=pVadl4ocX0M

And here's an organ recording that referenced this movie, which is how I got here:

watch?v=x1Vm6_mn4ME

Wow! That last video links to the following one, which must be the original recording used for this movie!

watch?v=vonJhz2COck

One of my favorites, by saxophone quintet---with swing!

watch?v=BhgcXqWQhkQ

Canadian Brass also has one.

[00bean00]

Sorry, the last one isn't the one I meant, even though it turns out to be a good one--I was in a hurry. Here it is:

watch?v=LUkF6QjcklA

And here is "Toccata and Funk" by the same musicians. It is so original!

watch?v=rAGN0jG1VYo

[fatabass]

thank you

[RoadlessPath]

He is sow fucked by that 'nice' girl.

[MinnaWinchester]

haha, Richard Speight Jr. is in a scene!

[DasEpicUberTroll]

GET A REAL FUCKING JOB

[JaDuetschland]

wow, who here when seeing this film jus wants to pause and go smoke? :D

[xhem90]

never ever smoke again?... WOW!! =S

[GetSavedD00d]

bitch, whore haha

[MrPweezy15]

when?.....in passing. hahaha

[s02747]

It was some pretty fucked up shit ROFL..... best comedic line in the movie

[2Scorpio7]

The Captain probably died after he read the new paper article.

[biglu30]

:32 the middle "welcome back" guy in the white shirt, isn't he Skip from Band of Brothers?

[kevinrocks2323]

Yeah that's him. He showed up earlier in the movie too.

[highwind8124]

Joey is a real piece of shit. Looking into his glazed, plastic doll like eyes as he gives the most amoral encouragement to his parasite father hit a new moral low.

[misterekted]

are you fucking high? it's a little boy.

[highwind8124]

Who should be catapulted over the horizon while still in the larval stage.

[MattOconn]

hahahahahah

[biggachu]

4:16 hahahahahahahahah

[Prof16440]

lol how the kid sounds so cynical

[86kinky86]

man, that kid can't play

[Fittons1989]

you know how he says "he's not my dad" would have been awesome if he followed it with "he's just the guy that fucks my mum"

[swordman6m1]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[highwind8124]

Lol!

[ihavekankles]

ive finally realised why that kid looks so darn weird.. he was the one in the ariels video by system of a down, right?

[kiddomarie]

bummer. she really got him. hahahhaha

the woman was the devil lol

[Historylover8]

one shot bam ha ha

[xxxIzekeIxxx]

yea thats clever to depict no smoking whatsoever

[johnyard]

yeah, i know... i'm familiar with the concept of satire. I was just making a random, off hand, observation. But thank you for taking time out of your day to make sure i knew the subtle intricacies of a movie with a blindingly obvious satirical message.

[xkerpalcd]

gotta love the accapella pacabelles cannon

[focusforaword]

what's the song called?!

[johnyard]

not one person smokes in this movie

[lolo2000bm]

This movie is a satire. It's to not promote smoking.

[beserker5]

it is not a satire it is completely serious. It is in no way about smoking. The smoking debate just gives a relevant avenue for debating what freedom looks like when you move from theoretical to application.

[poliador]

It's sad that they're all of them selling their souls to prove themselves right and for the stinking mortgage. The modern world is sadder than before.

[cptnbennett]

The historic world is pretty fuckin sad as well.

[themist9]

Proud, shining, America...Land of choice and free-will...i do not have the right to tell you what to think, and as such no single person has the right to tell me what to believe in. To smoke, or not to smoke, your God given right.

[RusselBertrand]

I mean guns should be treated with respect :)

[kirstybee07]

this may sound creepy and weird...but that little kid (the son) looks a little bit like chuck bass from gossip girl... anyone else agree? haha... i may me totally making this up, but it's been bugging me thru the whole movie!

[Spaceplx]

A bit, yea.

[prettyballerina1]

haha, i though he looked like tony from skins when he was in about a boy

aka nicholas hoult.

[saberdski]

I suppose in Russia this Bitch of a journalist would be fucked AND killed.

[slappyscool99]

the gun lobbyist is my dads friend and i meet him before dave keckner i think

[Tinuserviceline]

you mean the actor?

[Panndia]

kewl

[Wrathbone13]

Smoke in Peace, Captain...

[LoNgShOt5250]

I rofl'd for the first 2 minutes of this one.

[DrFeelgood56]

omg the kid lol

[Luxx30]

where is the song at 2:20 from?

[dartagnangibbs]

It's an arrangement of the "Little Fugue" in G Minor by J.S. Bach. I don't know what group it is.

[lipsbach]

It is performed by the Swingle Singers, under the direction of Ward Swingle

[icecoldv1]

Damn got played by some pussy......

[narcissusgray]

"I presumed anything said while I was inside you was priveliged."

Moral of the story: Don't lose your head over a piece of tail.

[BeanBanter]

"You didn't fuck her did you?"

*siiiigh*

"When?"

"In passing."

hahaha!!! awesome!!!

[Tracy3686]

DAMMMMN katie is COLD in this movie.

[TawpDawg123]

the captain died this morning :(

[MadTechnoDancer]

..Baby seal poacher

Even I think that's a bit cruel

XD Amazing

[signalssignalssignal]

105  lol

[fkeffer]

do anyone know whats the 5:20 music name??pls

[Clirkdkd]

smoke rings by the mills brothers. Sam cooke did a cover of this also.

[awesomejennifer]

smoke rings by the mills brothers :)

it's on their soundtrack haha

[Wrathgirl]

K. D. Lang - Smoke Rings

i tried looking for it XDD but i found it!!

[appleeater17]

what is this songat 2:00?

[bastardtubeuser]

appleeater , its a fuge from j.s.bach . sorry i cant remember the number , buts its a famous organ fuge for sure, performed here by some horrific sort of swing group.

[nicksnotrealcool]

i wish i could be used by katie holmes

[ducard93]

yeah if someone did that to me i would cut their balls off and rip their tongue out then feed it to them

[mikhailr13]

wow if someone dogged me like holmes did, i would hunt them down and slice them up reaaaal gooood

[dnu421]

just heard aaron eckhart endorsed Obama

Obama/Biden 08

[cookingwithice]

"open the door"

"...no!"

greatest deliverly of a line EVER!

[spikespeigel]

-alcohol girl-"you didnt fuck her did you?"

-nick- "ehh"

-alcohol girl- "when??"

-bald gun guy- "in passing"

HAHAHAHA

[risk3715]

Word to the wise--- you always get fucked by the bitches.

[roflVJlol]

"bitch"

"whore"

lol..best line in this part of the movie

[baliwkuya]

"cool"

"yeah huh?...i mean guns should be treated with respect"

"you'd make a great father"

haha love that part

and the cheese

[xxs0ccerfreak]

"Look she's a really nice girl"

"Oh god now we're really fucked"

hahahaha best shit ever

[ChowardPena]

look she is a really nice girl o god we are really fucked best line

[miquelfiesta]

Hey guys! Who made the song at 05:6? And what is the title of the song?

[dancequeen315]

wat do they mean "in passing"?

[kirbyy]

incidentally; in the course of doing something else; "he made this remark in passing"

[thunderflash82]

Baby seal poacher, that's a stab at Canada, actually New Foundland.

[0762798]

Newfoundland and Labrador is the name of the province. The spelling was wrong.

[Oniloke]

Evil skank... Love her, only a heartless bitch can crush a man like that =D

Shame... but fun to watch =D

[man95000]

fucking cunt

[shaion1]

somebody knows the name of the song played in minute 6??

[MyMelancholyDodo]

i think it might be called 'smoke rings', an old jazz standard. the rhythm guitar is typical of 30's and 40's swing. the singer sounds a lot like Al Bowlly. But i'm just guessing!

[germandude1982]

...bitch...whore...^^lol

[shorberm]

Like you always said, if you want an easy job, go work for the Red Cross. Haha. Fantastic.

[kingbennyshin]

what a fucking skank...

[RadicalNotion]

katie holmes sucks...she sucked on dawson's creek, which is where her career should have stayed. she is cute, but not fit for the rules she gets for her cuteness. she is not cutthroat, does not project any sense of cunning, or shiftiness, combined with sultry sexiness, which is what the part called for...i really hate her guts.

[Liste10]

poor guy!

[snipet19]

"you didn't fuck her did you?...WHEN?"

"in passing"

HAHAHAHAHA!