The WOMAN Song! lyrics

[aroundthecorner15]

lol im a teenaged girl and i have to say that this song is HILARIOUS!! totally nailed the spider and VCR part, by the way, haha aah~

[jokerxxx74]

not as funny as "hes the man"

[cuttles6217]

what is this VCR you speak of?

[superkdluver]

@MRSJUSTINBIEBER911 yes it does very well u wouldn't know ur only a 12 year old girl

[MRSJUSTINBIEBER911]

This doesnt describewoman at ALL!

[RaineAtMidnight]

@MRSJUSTINBIEBER911 The joke is that it exaggerates stereotypes of femininity. Obviously. In the same way that "The Man Song" doesn't describe most men.

*Sigh* I wish I didn't have to explain this...

[nearlyinsane]

I am a woman, and I am proud to say that this does not describe me... Except for the spider thing :/

[grozde]

@nearlyinsane

And now we'll try to buy this ;-))

[bluesroyalty98]

I CAN NEVER FOLD ANYTHING UP! I am a woman who can do origami and I CANT FOLD AN EFFING MAP THEIR HARD

[TheMarleyShadow]

Im a woman, and find this very funny!

[gothicMCRgirl]

I don't know why people are getting offended by this, it was meant to be funny, nothing more XD people with half a brain would know that is does not apply to everybody lol

[peace484884]

Im a women andthis is so hilarious i love this song LOL XD

[EvieWingweaver13]

Are you kidding? My 6'2'' brother screams like a little girl every time he sees a spider and calls me to come kill it, I figured out the VCR when I was eight, I went to a military school, I can read a map better than anyone I know, I have no interest in shoes, I've never even had sex, I'm proud to be 20 (soon to be 21), and who the hell is McCoy? The rest is more or less true. All this, and I'M BLONDE!!! This song does match a few of my friends, though, which makes it funny.

[sergemodee]

@EvieWingweaver13 True, my 6 foot 3 hubby is TERRIFIED of spiders. I also have to fix everything in the house, program everything, fix his computer etc. BTW who CAN fold a map? And I don't get the interest in shoes except that man have shoe fetishes so women are most likely trying to get men interested (which ironically enough women do constantly but it's not mentioned in this song.)

[Tanas90]

woman dislike this?...I wonder why,hahahhahahahahXD

[lovelybearchloe10]

So true

[THERICHYGREEN]

I bet you EVERY single dislike was a female!!!!

[UltimateGirLover]

@THERICHYGREEN And I highly doubt it because this is friggin hilarious!

[Bob4JAne1]

@THERICHYGREEN and every single one a single female. With a beard.

[xepobnha666]

Im a woman and I think this is priceless...Ive seen my friends scream over a spider..I could never figure out my damn VCR...sex as a weapon, laughs, how true...and a male strippers ass women act like hedionistic cats...The Mans song is hysterical as well as this one...

[sk8er1234girl]

i like the man song BETTER!!!

[Dizzypaw]

In her defence, spiders are SCARY

[thebetsever]

so true! so what?

[thebetsever]

i like this one better tha the man song lol

[MtzBravesGurl]

man is singing!?!?!!?!?!

[Rachelwuzheer]

"and im very proud of my age...which is none of your freaking business!"

[XXtoxicthornXX]

Almost all of this song aplices to me XD except i can set a vcr and things..and i love spiders.. but i can fold a map XD.. but my boobs and face are very much real..and idc if ppl know my age..it don't matter

[Narritoey]

roflmao I'm a woman and I find this halarious!!!! Most of this is so true too!!!!!

[mypuppy11dog]

I think its funny and kind of cute

[alize0623]

some of his is true (like the combat part)

but I DON'T kill spiders...I KILL SNAKES! they are EVERYWHERE here where I live and I kill them with poster knives I stole from art class YES I'm a GIRL!

[TheClassyKitty]

Lmfao some of this is actually true!! Roflmao

[stiliqn007]

LOL

[142vice]

I like this. Imma chick, and bro that was all so true!

[hotgothtink4u]

That is a blatent display of sexist male chauvinstic BULLSHIT!!!!!! and men should know what Bullshit is!!!

[crewlla]

so, whats your point? lololol

[BEARDLUST365]

harsh

[metalmyway]

Love this....

[getagripgirl]

Except the hammer lol

[dragon99036352]

I'm very proud of my age.. Which is none of your frivken buissnessss

[ixbitehard]

I am a woman and I found this hilarious!! Me and my friends could NOT stop cracking up! LOVE IT!!

[71LaTricia]

The man song was better

[Catluvinnerd]

I'm a woman, and I find this hilarious. Well, not a woman, but I am female. XD

[spazzygurl14]

I don't find this funny... There isn't anything funny about stereotyping....

[baseball5099]

@spazzygurl14 then why listen to it?

[WhiteLotus68]

Hahahaha this is great !! :-))

[sanigo6]

There is nothing funny about setting a song to stereotypes about woman and contrasting it against a song such as I am woman. Sorry i must have left my sense of humor somewhere.

[ahatz506]

@sanigo6 i am tooootally with u... 

[Isaioi]

@sanigo6 Apparently . . . also if you hadn't noticed Bob & Tom have about a dozen songs making fun of different stereotypes and such . . .

The video is funny . . go find your sense of humor.

[sergemodee]

@sanigo6 Didn't you get the memo? Women who don't find sexist crap funny are "humorless" and "bitchy."

[kaykay79]

55 woman have no class

[simsloveryumyum]

@thedudsonett you probably never got a woman so you hate us. just be nice man

i'm sure you would get one, you're not ugly, after all.

[sleepyzwife18]

hahahaha i am female and i laughed sooo hard i nearly fell out of my chair, i am not one of these women except the spider thing lol but i do know plenty that r like this!

[Jeremiah90526]

55 dislikes, I am actually quite surprised that a bunch of chicks haven't gotten on here and pressed the dislike. Oh and for you girls out there, so proud of the fact you can fake an orgasm, okay you can fake an orgasm but we can fake the whole relationship, (trust me I have done it) oh for you guys out there, faking a relationship, bad idea, it will blow up in your face.

[sleepyzwife18]

@Jeremiah90526 im a woman and i "liked" it

[thedudsonette]

@Jeremiah90526 we can fake a relationship to cause didn't you hear the song cause we can do everything a man can BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO!!!

[ShadowDove87]

this song is great, as is the man song! It's always good when you can actually laugh at yourself

[MiniStrawberryCakes9]

There's a Man Song too, so I'm not bothered by this. It's playing fair. :)

[SilverMoonLightGurl]

xD lol this is sooooooo true

[dizzipiskio]

the people who dislike this are women who deny the fact they are everything in this song.

[LadyDemon389]

this made me lol...the man song did to

[LadyDemon389]

ROFL this made me laugh...the man song did as well

[MsLdunlop]

Its funny not to be taken seriously lol

[rheafordie]

OK personally as a girl i think this is highly sexist but..EXTREMELY funny :P

[horses6230]

@rheafordie im a gurl n i thought it was soooo funny but the man song is even better haha

[lovinghimmore]

@rheafordie i total agree with you

[ixonixas]

yeah its bullshit.

[valdas0]

I am a man and I think this is horrible. Were you specialy trying not to rhyme anything? Oh and this is SOOOOOOO old.

[vilis88]

So true

[lumbalot]

LOL. Hahaha

[donakima]

tooo funneee

[josephhallgirl]

This is why I kill my own spiders. :) Very cute.

[Ashes2493]

That was funny, but some of them weren't true for me. :(

[thekristen299]

they have one about a man... its HILARIOUS!!! everybody pls check it out funnier than this one

[KawaiixSama]

lol

[mynx76]

As a female, I found this very funny and it is my opinion that the things that are most offensive to some are probably the most true :P

[Tayder1616]

Omfg!(: This is very insulting to me!! But then again it's very funny. They should make one about a man because they can be just as bad lol. But this is hillarious.

[Imagirl33]

@Tayder1616 yj do have one on man

[smokeyrainbows]

cute lyrics and delivery LOL

[xxxbleedingheartxxxx]

i am a women and i found this very funny!!!!! XD

[1belle99]

some parts i take offenseve!! :(

but that was weird...

[Soxxfoxsaysyo]

lolz XD

[cianciwoman41]

she's a womannnnnnnnnnnnnn lol but all what was said it is truem and you the most important thing on here is your age it is none of your Business that is true too lolol just gotta love it:O)

[yonnieray]

I will NOT kill a spider but i beat an intruder with my high heeled shoe until the police arrived...so yeah, i can relate to some of this song...LOL

[mrunconventional]

What's hilarious here are all the women who have their panties in a bunch over it.

[Gaga13Kaulitz10ANIME]

These are all just a bunch of extreemly sexist (and probably divorced) men singing about the things they want women to be like. I set up all the computers in my house.:(This sucks.Big Time.

[EgyptMotou]

hahahahahah!!! Dude this was just as funny as the man song!People seriously have no freakin' sense of humor. I mean Im a woman and I laughed my butt off. People need to get over themselves, like seriously, it's just a freaking song.

[k92littlered]

I'm a woman... And I laughed so hard at this song... It's so damn true for so many women. Damn women need to man up... Sorta.... Bishes get back in the kitchen. xD

[79dodge4ever]

43 women don't like this song!

[blazing1hound]

Haha this and man song are 100% true. (unless your divorced) lol

[slittell12]

This is as funny as the man song

[dragonjen78]

Ok, fine, so folding a map is a little tricky... but I have no problem killing spiders, dang it! : P

[HumanityAssassin23]

THIS IS TRUE. OMG LOL

[ole123girl]

im a woman and i luv this vid i dont find it offensive at all

[SallyMustang72]

omg that was hilarious!

[flordia7]

I'm a girl and this was amusing XD

[frooglepop13579]

Does anyone know what the dancing round things with legs are? I thought they might be G-Spots with legs XD

[frooglepop13579]

I'm a woman, and I cracked a smile :D

I'm not ashamed to admit I actually laughed a little ;P

[narf126]

ahaha PROOO!

[Pukekura35]

I'm a woman and I think this is hilarious!!!

[iheartmuffins123]

@Pukekura35 I KNOW

[GaaraOfTheSand5]

@Pukekura35 Damn, you're lucky.. To have internet in the kitchen

[brandyschaoticslave]

haha I love it imma show this to my bf

[gerganakoleva]

i think the Man song is better

[InACountryGarden]

LOL! Is this by Sean Morey. like the 'Man Song'?

[domohello1]

wow...this is good!! i like your cartoons!! lol....very enjoyable!!

[DeadlyxSkittle]

Lol! This is almost as good as the man song. The spider thing so true.

[danishAEF]

i prefer the mom song

[jojoluvsmusic]

why are there dancing circles? XD

[ncf1521of2003]

He he he pmsl

[giliwizzle]

LMFAO i laughed my butt off at the man and the woman song..funny shit..

[TofuPuppets]

I lost It at the Spider Part! I love You Guys!

[SuperPsychstudent]

People who find this offensive need to relax. All it's really doing is making fun of stereotypes. Just like with the man song, that one is making fun of stereotypes too.

[SuperPsychstudent]

The only thing I wish is that it would have been more realistic like with "The Man Song" (in the Man Song they used a puppet but in this one a stick figure). It's a lot funnier with a puppet because it's more realistic looking. This is funny though, just not as funny as the other one because the woman is a stick figure and less realistic looking.

[winterangel229543]

I'm a girl, and I loved this. In art class today, the teacher shrieked and was standing on the stool, and all the kids were cowering behind the table, and I just snorted, rolled my eyes, walked through the crowd, and squashed the quarter sized spider that was sitting in the center of the floor. I am now the class hero. Horray. (Needless to say, I don't give a crap.)

[animiechick16]

lol it's so true! XD

[saymooseypig]

I honestly don't like this one as much as the man song. It's funny, but I didn't laugh as hard.

[ashleyhigginbotham]

im a girl and i loved this! its so true! really great but the man song is still number 1

[roseannaleigh1988]

haha this is hilarious I posted it to my facebook account. Everyone loved it lol

[Lindan1238575]

Dude, this is hilarious. I'm a girl, and I can straight out say.... THIS IS AS GOOD AS THE MAN SONG!!!!

[MsDtrini]

can't kill a spider lol

[lauraferrill]

I love this video! And it is true!!!

[MsDemilovato4eva]

this is offensive 2 women everywhere

[twixil12]

LOL

[KillerQueenL]

And I don't do drugs an' I don't drink boze but I am adicted to byibg shoes... and I can fight in combat but I can't kill a spider... hahahahaha my tummy hurts!

[SuperRoz13]

This would have been hillarious if it had been sung by a woman. But still funny.

[BabyKataki]

Just remember, marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other's the husband.

[wotuppeepz]

LMAO HAHAHAHA funny and totally true ;P

[LaTombe666]

I think both are absolutely fantastic :D Being a lassie i find this one to be so true in a lot of cases :P

[Katalin32]

lol

lomfao

[tacaloking4]

this has to be done bye a man and i am male

[50centuries]

I'm a black belt in tae kwon do but eariler today I had to get my dad to kill a tiny spider on my wall haha

[DarkDaniAngel]

I'm a woman and I'm not the type who nags. I can kill a spider and I can perfectly set my vcr :)

[glenncookiowa1979]

Well said

[takeanumbertobeme]

I don't take drugs and I don't drink booze but I am addicted to buying shoes! lol. So true for me!

[loserella55]

I don't understand why spiders are so awful... I love snakes, think rodents are great wish I could have a bat and a vulture as pets... But a tiny house spider? FUCK.

[electra81674]

This song is a sexist piece of crap.

[AkumaDaimyo]

@electra81674 qq. I bet you laughed at the man song you fem nazi.

[whitedragon489]

@AkumaDaimyo fem nazi is such a dumb term...it's like "yeah Fem Nazi...cuz being concerned about equal rights is just like invading Poland...." : /

Seriously though, did you notice the man song was about the woman secretly being in charge of the household, with funny plays on words, but the woman song was about the woman actually being a money grubbing incompetent 'slut'? That's not cool dude.

Also, spiders rock so I don't kill them, but I am the one that carries them out of the house. :-P

[mcMirandaCosgrovemc]

@whitedragon489 it's only a joke

[simsloveryumyum]

@AkumaDaimyo man nazi.

[thedudsonette]

@simsloveryumyum never say the word nazi unless it clearly is a nazy or you're using it in a harmless sentence like this.

[Drumjett]

@electra81674 you know it's funny.

don't be a tight ass.

it's true.

the man song is funny too.

[koolBOY8323]

@electra81674 but im sure the man song ones are okay. feminazi. STFU.

[IzzyIzzyKeKo]

@electra81674 I bet if it was sung by a woman you'd be laughing your ass off.

[electra81674]

This song is a sexist piece of crap.

[pickeymickey]

haha the man song is funnier though

[godhatesmeandyou]

OMG!! the part about the spider is so true!! XDI'm a kick boxer for gods sake but I can't kill a spider?!............they scare me too much! (I know i know...im such a nerd! XD)

[mcMirandaCosgrovemc]

@godhatesmeandyou i can beat up any guy at my school for the most part and my friend can beat the strongest guy at our school at arm wrestling but we can't kill spiders

[CRICKET1327]

THIS AND THE MAN SONG ARE FUNNY AS HELL;) YALL GOTTA GET SOME HUMOR IN YOUR LIVES AND PICK A REAL BATTLE LOL

[scriptersplayground]

hehehe lol this is funny both women and man songs are true so nobody should be getting upset over this.. ITS JUST A SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! not the end of human kind

[dovie2blue]

and I can fight in combat but I can't kill a spider....

[aerialpunk]

@dovie2blue Yeah that part got me... it's so true! I'm in martial arts training- but as soon as a see a spider I freak out and call my brother lol

[dovie2blue]

@aerialpunk LOL spiders don't bother me but the dog killed a little baby snake and I screamed the whole time, what a girl thing to do! I'm not afraid of snakes either but somehow....I just turned into a girl!

[Letusdie15]

Who made this!!! I want to see him

[racefan32]

@Letusdie15 Sean Morey, he also did the Toddler song.

[aphrabenn]

More misogynist garabage from the male GOB! Yup, still very 21st century sadly...when will we ever learn gender respect?

[sparx54321]

@aphrabenn actually he made the man song and the women song using the common stereotypes, theres no disrespect here

[illyBgood]

@aphrabenn Hit a sore spot did he? Get over it!

[keisersozai]

@aphrabenn ...when will we ever learn gender respect?

Never I hope...

[Cowboy144]

@aphrabenn Respect is earned; it can't be demanded.

[chollithedon]

@aphrabenn yeah, u can't take a joke obviously you've never watched the man song, grow up, u probably have hairy legs and armpits and haven't been on a date.. EVER she's a woman!!! kinda lmao!

[explusion92]

haha nice.

[RosebudliasCabochons]

Brilliant lol!

[zattic1]

It's about as funny as the man song, and just as true. Women who found this song disgusting and the man song hilarious should check their feminism.

[winterangel229543]

@zattic1 I can set the VCR, I am petrified of spiders, I HATE it when a dude get all classy and opens the door for me( Except on my special week (where boyfriend agrees with everything I say)) I also do remember a time in kindergarten tried to wear high heels and after about 2 seconds, he looked down at my shoes, then back at me and asked, "How do you wear these torchure devices?" It was hilarous.

[winterangel229543]

@zattic1 I can set the VCR, I am petrified of spiders, I HATE it when a dude get all classy and opens the door for me( Except on my special week (where boyfriend agrees with everything I say)) I also do remember a time in kindergarten tried to wear high heels and after about 2 seconds, he looked down at my shoes, then back at me and asked, "How do you wear these torchure devices?" It was hilarous. BTW, I'm not a sexist bitch like some women that get offended by this. I think it's very true now.

[mcMirandaCosgrovemc]

@zattic1 ik i'm a chick and i find HILARIOUS!!!!

[iHannahTV1]

@zattic1 Yeah I love em both and if you laugh at the man song but find this offensive then you have to admit its cuz you only wanna defend your own gender.

[wolfie90909]

@zattic1 i laughed my butt off on both XD

[wolfie90909]

@zattic1 i laughed my butt off on both XD (most likely cause neither one really related to me)

[ryoko65]

@zattic1 While I can set my VCR... could rather.... it's the DVD/BluRay/DVR whatever player now.... and I don't have any problem battling spiders (my dad is afraid of mice!) this is funny.... and true! love it.... if you can't laugh at this you're taking yourself way too seriously! (I don't use sex as a weapon, by the way... I like doing it too much!)

[TheBloodypimp]

@ryoko65 =))))) nice one:D:))

[nailtek00]

Love This....I think it just might be applicable in my case!!!

[DaKolbasz]

Stupid.