Conker's Cogs

[backbeyond]

Either drive a Skoda 105, or ☠ϟ@★ OFF!!!

[thedawnofmbertwo]

either put this game on wii virtiul consol or ☠ϟ@★ OFF!!!

[BulletZapper46]

Either thumbs up this comment, or ☠ϟ@★ OFF!!!

[EpicConkerfan]

Lol

[EpicConkerfan]

XD

[lptlp]

0:05 "Either bring me back me missing c*cks, or F*CK OFF!"

[LightningEnjyu95]

Fan ☠ϟ@★☠ϟ☠ Tastic :D

[Funkermonster]

@LightningEnjyu95 How'd you get those symbols?

[LightningEnjyu95]

@Funkermonster Dunno srry :/ I just copied it from previous comments

[JUSTINDASH5]

put this game on the 3DS, OR ☠ϟ@★ OFF!!

[baul104]

To 9 dislikers: ☠ϟ@★ OFF!!!

[LittleReshef]

Can anybody tell nine people to FUCK OFF!

[yevonator88]

To those nine people who disliked, ☠ϟ@★ off!

And to the rest of you, ☠ϟ@★ off!

[GrrlyGore]

why would anyone play the new one!?

IT IS SHIT PEOPLE.

Play the n64 one or dont play at all.

[NerfedFalcon]

This game is the most impressive technological achievement ever. I mean, full voice acting, near-perfect lip-sync, and it pushes all the boundaries in ways Grand Theft Auto could only dream of matching...

...and it was for the Nintendo 64.

[money190]

@NerfedFalcon No, Grand theft auto has been Superb, Conker's bad fur day was a great game,but GTA is still better. Lip sync. in GTA has been great since GTA 3 any thing before that GTA never put voices in unless it was civilians getting hit or cops chasing you and etc..

[momdadikeem62]

fanf***tastic

[bleeduntildeath]

you really wanna thank me bitch? suck my cog ;)

[MultiSlackey]

Evil Cog:Cursing

Nice Cog:Gay

The Split personality

[sveerzvsqubeez]

whts the joke behind mr big cog?

[crashnburner187]

@sveerzvsqubeez they're having cog sex

[motormouth1000101]

nine people got the wrong way around Like bugger they have.

[motormouth1000101]

My review fanfuckingtastic.

[over9000ftwbaby]

...this is why people have to show their driver's liscense when getting m-rated games.

you must be 18 to understand half of the humor in the game!

[motormouth1000101]

9 people can bring back the missing cogs or fuck off

[motormouth1000101]

the cog a fag with a split personality

[blueguy15]

@motormouth1000101 now you see why hes so angry :/

[LemonCurdAddict1234]

9 people are twats and must never press the dislike button again.

[MrDanny007x]

8 dislike? YOU TWATS

[onarass]

@MrDanny007x They should !@#$ off

[HawaiiKnut]

I like how the music changes when the cog switches personality. They're quite fitting.

[Purepanc]

I'm deaf! either put the original game on Xbox arcade or Fuck off!

[Funkermonster]

@Purepanc Either give us back to Nintendo, or fuck off!

[Spearel]

at 1:05 when I first played it, I was like O.o :O XD

[StrawberryGuy86]

It's like Keppera Geppera, except with a foul behavior and a reason to exist!

[Hardc0reGamer92]

ether like this video or FUCK OFF!

[uzimakiking]

1:08 nuff said lmfao

[Warchief1993]

Oh boy watching this when you're all grown up feels like an other... scenario

[zamorak363]

thats one horny cog

[casmith1998]

7 people didnt F%#* off!

[stufaman]

You twat!!

[joshuak47]

When I played it in high school, I didn't notice the "cock" innuendo that people are posting here, but I did think that he was a gay cog and enjoyed the big pole up his butt. I thought it was funny that it was so stereotypical.

[Roareye]

No! Not mister big cock!

[HawaiiKnut]

How to get away with the word "cock" in a Nintendo game:

Subtitle them as "cog"

[TheDarkLordLink]

Ah wait, I think I got it on the wrong way around.

Like bugger you have! What you doing?! Ah $%^#.

XDD Epic!

[TheDarkLordLink]

XDD

[AvengedSevenfoldx248]

ohhhhh FAN FU**** TASTIC!!!!

[Arran64]

Ten-or-so years later I watch this scene and get the innuendo. :p

[USMCcShadow1]

Oh , hang on I think I got it on the wrong way around!

[turokrd2]

7 people need to &#%@ off!

[shadix20]

thumbs up if you think he keeps saying cocks

[baul104]

7 haters who disliked the video can f#$% off!

[Xcyper33]

The innuendo in this scene is off the charts!

[Blazingwheel]

lol love how the sticks represent his cocks xD

[aKoniicK]

LMFAOOOOO .... " Fanfuckingtastic" Best fucking line ive heard in my life

[8753da4yeyy]

I still have this game

[GeriatricFan1963]

"I don't see what his problem is; I find it rather delicious! (Eyes bulge)"

Why did that make me laugh so much?

[KidsWithGuns1992]

SPEAK UP OR #$%! OFF!

[ElboTheHedgehog]

lol at 1:01

[supersonic1009]

7 People need to #*$@ OFF!

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

@TheGameMaster14 Oh, yeah! It was hard to notice, because of how he talks.

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

The moment the British Cog started talking, I expected he would be a homosexual towards Conker, then Conker would decide he liked the other guy better!

[TheEnchantedCereal]

@ArmedtotheTeethProd both the cogs are british...

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

@TheEnchantedCereal I recently discovered that.

[TheAccountuser98]

6 People need to #*$@ OFF!

[slamshimmy]

This cog needs his own soundboard! NOW!

[TheAccountuser98]

RATE THIS VIDEO UP OR &#%@ OFF!

[1supermike1000]

I love how right after you just pass a killer dog, go down a narrow, under water passage, and enter a creepy cavern you're greeted with: "F**k off!"

[triblent]

u kno wats funny is that rare actually allowed the squirrel with the swearing characters in it in diddy kong racing

[ZombiesOnIce]

@triblent Actually conker used to be a pussy and didn't curse at all. They made diddy kong racing with him in it, and then after that they made conker a man.

[TheEnchantedCereal]

@triblent diddy kong racing was conker's first appearence, they were going tto use the character to make yet another child-friendly adventure game, but as you can see, they decided to shake things up a bit...

[wirsindheldenFTW]

He has 3 cogs? Damn...

[PsykoReaper926]

YOU TWAT! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN! NOW FUCK OFF! LOL

[CanariePiet]

the way how he says: put it on, i like it like that.. so freaking hilarious.!! so badly he has 2 sides. The other one is gay.

[Aussie27Legend]

"Twatting Shite! That's tossed it right up the arse."

One of the best lines ever used ever.

[Aussie27Legend]

This game is fan-fucking-tastic!

[linkrock123]

@Aussie27Legend

You mean "fuckoffantastic"

[BurningBlaze100]

**** off!

[Keikuina]

It sounded like "Oh no! Not Mr. Big Cock!" XD

[katy1423]

' Twatting shite ' Lmao I love that line

[thomasdfghj1]

the giant cog

that sounds like me

[stylezNout]

fun playing this game as a kid

[MkWildCat]

Speak off or Fuck off! xD

[enkopingsbo]

cog sound like Cock in this clip, hillarius when the cog gave him a blowjob :D

[Donut117]

i think iv got it on the wrong way....

[outlawstar00000]

"put it on I like it like that" lol

[NewYorkS4U]

Because of this scene, I now say "Twatting Sh*te" every time I feel like saying "Sh*t"

[Guccikebab]

Press Alt + F4 or .. #!&@ OFF !!!!!!!!!

[TheatreFracture]

Twatting Shite!!

[KosaiAvonej]

Rate this video 5 or Fuck off!

[EliJBrown]

I did rate it 5

[MertHacks]

@KosaiAvonej YOU TWAT! WE ONLY CAN RATE THUMBS UP AND DOWN NOW!

NOW F!)/&")/ OFF!!

:3

[KosaiAvonej]

@MertHacks

Thanks for telling me that F@#*head, now go on n' F%#$ off with ya. xD

[MeetSimmio]

@KosaiAvonej

New version:

Thumbs up this video or fuck off!

[MrDanny007x]

@MeetSimmio Newer version:

Thumbs up for this video or ☠ϟ@★ OFF

[MeetSimmio]

@MrDanny007x

Even newer version:

Thumbs up the video, THEN ☠ϟ@★ OFF!!!

[MrDanny007x]

@MeetSimmio That's sounds fair *thumbs up* *Then ☠ϟ@★ off* lol

[EricV1]

@KosaiAvonej ..You don't have to shout. -_-

[minimoose1231]

lol

[bigcritic69]

AAAHHH! FANFUCKINTASTIC!

[CornishCreamtea07]

best bit

Fanfuckingtastic

lol

[w2rockstar]

@#$% OFF. I SAID @#$% OFF. This game = Awesome.

[TheSuperGamefreak]

the bad side is pissed and the good side is gay

[mariomaster110]

here's my favorite part

Cog: @#$% off!

Conker: Why is it everybody's so offensive round here?

Cog: Either bring me back me mising cogs, or @#$% off!

Conker: You don't have to shout.

Cog: I'm deaf! Speak up, or @#$% off!

Conker: Hmmm, hang on a sec.

[turtwigfan10]

Mr. Cog deserved it. LOL.

[thendakor]

ROFL this is one of my favourite bits in the game :-)

[bsd823]

to all who dont get it, you put the gear on a long ROD under the face.

[JTHMBirdGuy777]

"Toffee-nosed snob." I wouldn't like to have that cog in my house, no matter what way it was turned.

[w2rockstar]

@JTHMBirdGuy777 I certainly WOULD want it ;).

Man this scene is awesome!

[YTman28]

)@^% off!

[scannerprogram]

rate this 5 stars or @#$% off!

[LegoFanatic1377]

GO @#$% OFF YOU TWAT XD

[DragonFaku]

fan fucking tastic LOL

[starfire1020]

freddy mercury is the extremly gay singer of the rock band queen

[Garnettoi71]

'Fuck off!'

'Why is everyone so offensive around here?'

Lol

[stargateman9]

whats the song when he's saying @!~# off?

[starfire1020]

anyone notice Mr. big cog has a Freddy Mercury Mustache? coincidence??? i dont think so hehe

[Tigereyz4u]

Who's Freddy Mercury?

[EmperorShaoKahn123]

@#%$ off!

[stargateman9]

well,hello.

[chandlermonaco]

Well in the N64 verson, they uncenored twat like this, You twat, don't ever do that again, now *@#$ off.

[carmex787]

thanks fuckhead now fuck off LOL

[ButterflyGurl1]

im deaf speak up or @!~# off

[demolition000]

fan ******* tastic XD

[fabioproductions]

I wonder who does the voice for conker

[Matthew23and9]

one of the producers for the game did Conker's voice

[Kyhle11]

Chris Seavor

[warhawk613]

It saids like he's saying cocks more than cogs.

[JonnySpazzbourne]

I imagine Rare did that on purpose.

[SHININGxLIBRA]

I'M DEAF speak up or *uck off

[MahajiHaji]

F**k off.

[Axtitios]

fan f***ing tastic

[LichKingBoi]

fanf***intastic

best line :3

[Oldskoolkid2k8]

you can heard The F and K. That's it though and it's hilarious.

[majarrok]

Hmmm... the swearing cog is deaf and straight but really messed up, and the other is fancy and really gay. I'M DEAF! NOW SPEAK UP, OR F*CK OFF! XD

[XD0002]

IM DEAF

[LichKingBoi]

speak up or f**k off

xD

[MeisterJedah]

"Twatting shite!"

[LichKingBoi]

thats tossed it right up the %^*$£

[theFoxthatTalks]

i WONDER WHERE the makers of the game get their thuggish ugly and crude characters from? Still it makes me LAUGH

[EliJBrown]

Does the bleep mean the F-word?

[CidSilverWing]

You can very clearly hear him go "FFF" before the beep kicks in. So yes.

[TKainZero]

Yea

You can hear the F, and the uck...

[EliJBrown]

I can't hear uck. All I can hear is the Fff sound

[FlippyKrueger]

Am I the only guy who would like to "give" to a girl rather than recieve what's at 1:07 ???

[Gummibar997]

the cog is perv and his other face is gay

[conkerules101]

wow

[shanesclayland]

ahhh fanf**kingtastic

[Luckbay]

This game is the best on N64! I wonder why it came out highly censored on Xbox? It's still a awesome game today! I really like the voice acting of this game also!

[MegadudeX13]

dude,today a kid can get any game even adults only game now these days, and conker live and reloaded is rated M so in case some dunbass kid managed to get the game they censored it

[Zekana0]

many developers at the time because of the whole gta hot coffee thing were worried about their games being attacked so they were much more overly censored then normal.

[Aschahin]

I didnt know this game. I cant believe this ever came out on N64 O___O

[DDRandITGdontsuck]

"You twat! Don't ever do that again! Now f**k off!"

[gamemasterxtreme]

I don't get the mr big cog part

[bluelimelight2]

You never will

[Tunaria]

I'll give you a hint ;)

What other word sounds a lot like the word Cog?

[CidSilverWing]

Cock?

[Thekillertrain]

ok where do i find the age rating?

[coldkeyes]

are you retarded? the age limit is on the back of the box DEE-DEE-DEE

[ps3vswiivspspvsds]

its rated M

[joaovictor1994]

it ain't no kid game. It's rated M for Mature. Well actually it was going to be a rated E game. And the name would be Conker Twelve Tales or something like that. Swearing in video games is awesome lol

[scalpeldude]

the cog is like BITCH!!!!!!!!!

[Thecomputergamer2008]

lol look at the cogs eyes at 1:37

[PIKACHU49386]

i haven't used cheats in this game but is there a cheat that can uncensor all the words...

yeah its f*ck