236.com: 700 Club in a Minute

[prakoli]

@64Hulya Are you retarded or is your writing skills just that subpar?

[prakoli]

@64Hulya Im pretty sure muhammad was a pshyco didnt he mass murder his own people later in life? From what Ive seen in iraq and other muslim countries male on male sex is more common then anywhere else lol i can see why thou you cant see the women naked before you marry them good luck with that fuckers hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haa

[kerryfox]

EASTER: Easter Bunny Birthday, yea!!!! It is like talking snakes on apple trees and invisible men in the sky. Or the 10s of millions of people he killed. OR the 100s of millions who have died in his name. So no I don't worship mass murderers thank you. But go right ahead, it is fun to watch such stupidity to science. lol But I love that bunny and Santa's B-day, Dec. 25th!

[jacobrecker]

:37 I lose it everytime. Lists off the drugs and then "jeeeee-suss"

[TMBrd89]

"I healing you right now," That doesn't sound safe or comfortable Pat.

[Requiemxtoxinnocence]

you've got bladder cancer.

[MrRandomname010101]

"God told them stick it in the offering plate" - LOL!

[sim2k10]

love the 700 club some people just dont get it and never well.

[TheAmpad]

@sim2k10 The 700 Club is full of crap.  Who writes these fake stories?

[eddo1983]

CRAZY!!! all they want is money money money and more money

[TheAmpad]

@eddo1983 Exactly.

[KLRZclan]

I want to punch these religous freaks in the face.

[kellysayegh]

@KLRZclan

Why would you ever want to do that only because of they're love of Jesus Christ?

[KLRZclan]

@kellysayegh Because some of their "beliefs" of people are really exaggerrated. They make everything have a bad side.

[mrb244]

I would like to see Pat Robertson's tax free houses :) Next to mormons this is the most Charlatan religion on the planet. From an accounting and tax perspective these yahoos make a fortune. Pat Pays no taxes on his income. The only taxes the scumbag pays is property taxes, sales tax, car registration, etc. And there is even a way of getting out of them. These scumbags make me sick. I can't beleive people in America are dumb enough to follow these shitheads.

[rockboy365987826]

It's a religious TV show, what else would you all expect?

[BambOooZLeRR]

700 club are fucking brain washed sons of bitches.

I know a real christian when I see one and these people are the biggest fucking phonys in the world all they want is your money.

I believe in god yes. but I dont try to push it on people like these sacks of crap.

[TheAmpad]

@BambOooZLeRR I don't believe in god and I hate the false stories on these religious shows.

[BOBSTAHL]

makes me want t vomit fuck god and fuck the 700 club.

[John3285]

This show makes me sick!!!!!!!!

[TheAmpad]

@John3285 Me too.

[newtype64]

700 club sucks

[foyt70]

B+

-1 point for going 2 seconds over the 1 minute mark.

[HowDaddyIsDoing]

good editing.

[oalemdemadrid]

Not funny. I will pray for you.

[nexivdr]

do you know saying that now is a hatecrime and you can get fined if a person reports you

[cchris000043]

"I can wear shoes now, Thank you Jesus Christ" LMAO

[TheAmpad]

@cchris000043 LMAO also.

[gojira931]

"The only thing locked up round here is yo bowels. you've got...bladder cancer"

[ariesmajor]

sHEphErD of deceptioN prOphet Of iNfEction

tHat mEn LIstEn Softly

Stand up, it is time to clean his house. And the serpents will assist you in devouring our own brethren. For power can not be shared between us. Capture these Xenochrist so that our thirst will be quenched.

[sbtech01]

Jesus sucks cocks... CONFESS WITH YOUR MOUTH....

[maximixer]

"cocaine, dope... JEEESUS!"

"you've got: bladder cancer!"

amen to that

[venomXrevolter]

everytime i see them on TV , i pick a bat and almost break my flat TV...

[jbband1]

Someone explain to me how these people are the root of all evil in everyone's eyes. This show has been running since the mid 60s, and boy have times changed since then. I realize they've said some controversial things in today's times, but now if anyone says anything in the name of the church they seem to be attacked as a hypocrite, or a religious nut job. I guess I forgot how evil it is to tell people to put their faith into something, or to have hope through hard times.

[AragornIsStrider]

The biggest problem I have is their intolerance and insistence that they are right and no one else is. To me, those two key points are a "Fail" in the religion department. All credibility becomes lost.

[neoerebus]

I agree with you there. Even tho I don't believe in the Christian faith, I have no problem with people who do. Until they try and force it on others, claim that they are "holier than thou", or try and block other people from having the same rights and privileges that they enjoy.

[nba2020]

ditto

[Spartan155]

@neoerebus, yeah I know. I am Christian but those people who act better than you and try to force it on people piss me off, and shows like this just make me cringe whenever they come on cause they feel so cheesy.

[IntelligentCreature]

lol....really....

[JanusChrist]

"...eyeballs to bulge"

Funny stuff.

[venomXrevolter]

700 club is using their religion to suck money...

[613bo]

yup huh ha

[peptopro17]

Yes, its possible this is their motive. But it also may be just a warped view of Christianity. Trust in the Lord, and receive stuff. Give stuff away in monetary form, receive in health or blessing. But, it just may be possible that their show is not just another business designed around raising money for a profit. Instead, a rotten ideology that makes it appear to be their motive to do so.

[nightoftheshape]

ANNIHILATE RELIGION!

[Coltsfan]

we don't go away

lmao

[live777evil666]

Pat Robertson is a genius. Play on peoples weakness and disabilities, give them false hope and tell them to donate money to you and they will be healed, only to be fooled. Become a multi-millionaire. Pretend like you helping people, when you only giving a 1% of what you earn.

[Devalmont2]

Why doesn't god spontaneously heal ailments we can SEE ... like amputees, disfigured people, leprosy (like in biblical times), etc. ... I know why! Because miracles are FAKE! If god so desperately wants us to believe in his miracles, thereby adding credibility to his existence, why not heal ailments we can SEE? It just doesn't make sense!

[teaguetodd]

god forgive me, i LUUVVV 23/6!

praise the LORD!

[peacelord]

tee hee God told them to stick it in the offering plate.

[scarletlark]

Thank you for watching all that !@%$#%@ so I wouldn't have to!!

[VoteNixon2008]

You left out all the parts where they ask you to send them money so God will in turn send you a bunch of shit.

[ajv570]

So depressingly true and yet people still believe that crap

[chbrules]

Hit the nail on the head.

BTW, why hasn't god fixed my computer? I prayed and prayed, but that rat bastard didn't do jack.

[mereshell]

just..wow. haha

[studio7manga]

700 club = human zoo

[bob4c89]

2nd comment

[Syntox]

It's 2008, when are we going to stop with this FIRST! SECOND! TWENTY THIRD shit on bulletin boards already? It's DONE!

All your base are belong to us, fool.

[Scorch251]

you got to remember these guys a losers who have nothing else to do but type FIRST!!!!!

[youcutmelegoff]

i agree........TWENTIETH!!!!!!!!­!!!

[ComedyJesus]

Oh. My. god.

Holy fuck this is funny.