Guard the babysitter

[29900571]

phoenix what?

which state?

phoenix arizona

[heismahlife]

pedo bear: i wish i also got 50 kids following me

[GCornell567lolz]

This vid won't buffer but all I saw was "I used to be a lifeguard"... Wow! You learn something new everyday! I learnt two - this AND my internet's terrible!

[xxxLauraxxxJeffxxx]

I seriously thought when you said about you jumping on the bed you were gonna say that you took your pants off too, I was like "..."

[chrisrock1990]

over 9000 get on my level HAHA

[CJ1Lopez]

Hahaha, for some reason Adande reminds me of Steve Kardynal..

although i have to say......

Steve is slightly funnier and has some major KAHONES to do what he does...

i still love you though, Adande :)

{i just love other people too}

[Young1HD]

I like your shirt

[SkooledINC]

adonde... hola hola hola your name means to where in spanish?

[SonicsShadowisSilver]

my friend sent me ur cheating vid and now im hooked on all ur vids. U rock dude.

MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR LIFE! PLEASE! 

[cynder167]

Looks like Luke Airforce Base, but I could be wrong, I dont know if they have hotels on base, do they?

[reachfreakkid]

he burped at 5:30

[cgsnake1]

my name is conneerrr woo woo

[snickerdoodles24]

U sounded creepy when u said " mom! let's buy A T a milkshake!"

[LexiAngelHeart]

@snickerdoodles24 Looked creepy too. lol :)

[snickerdoodles24]

@LexiAngelHeart lol.... creepiness

[fanousontheloose]

hey thats how me and my siblings are!! all our names start with the letter M, let me tell you its a great conversation starter ;)

[jeepersitsmeepers]

*sigh*..... *walks over to my desk, pulls out my list of regrets*... writes: #6.... not seeing Swoozie come to my home town...

[RazzRafrica]

5:26... Swoozie had some bubbles to come out :P

[r0ckyr0nnie]

there's a size extra medium? i didn't know

[hilack5]

i loled when u made the over 9000 reference :D

[snickerdoodles24]

U burped when u said party! lol

[ricardo1234591]

ur the best story teller ever i wish u were my history teacher

[britt6333]

The parents were in the shower together?! o.O hahaha wow....

[nskpsycho]

im sorry

i used to be a lifeguard . . . until i took an arrow to the knee

im sorry

[jolieluvie]

Your vlogs are very addicting!

[deadspace20324]

lol



[delanofdr]

hahaha you make your boss mark sound exactly like michael jackson!

[mcool135]

Day 107... running out of supplies low on food, and water still looking for Claysters comment.

[mynnichi]

@mcool135 control and F "clayster" :)

[mcool135]

Lol how much u wanna bet she didn't say anything to the guy... it's what she did!

[Mrfuzzykitycat]

lol @ 5:26 burp PARTYYUUHH

[henryz0r]

I have no siblings, so I'm the only child in my family and I am dying for an older brother with heaps of stories like you. :(

[SuperRobertHayes]

I cant find myself watching just 1 swoozie video. After I watch one I watch like 5 more loooool



[freeloder17]

now, now i see him....

[lilpro131]

@locoforCOCOZ nah i think that was the point

[locoforCOCOZ]

@lilpro131 Whoops, XD, I guess my brain is obliviously tainted

[salamihotdogs2]

Is it ironic if theres a disney ad right next to this video?

[Nikkisha20]

Did anyone else think that the mom saying that she needed him in THAT way?

[asadakahawk]

OVER 9000!!! XD

[IvaAdams]

LOL "...just don't let any of the kids die cause then you're in trouble"

[jakedude11]

HA! THAT BURP SET ME OFF, DEAR GOD MY CHEEKS HURT!

[TrueSilenceIsaLie]

This honestly is my favorite Vlog. You are my favorite Vlogger/Pro Gamer man. Seriously, keep doing your thing bro.

[itsrandiduhhh]

The burp lololololol

[JeevD]

did you realise you burped?LOLOL.

[ghost245353]

"I'm over 9000 dude. You gotta get on my level." HILARIOUS

[WhatEver3601]

lolz at 5:26

i luv ur vids!!!!

[smileyourebeautiful3]

hehehe extra medium :)

[laughitoff23]

i have to wash my hair, but NO.

i got distracted by SWOOZIE.

not that that's a bad thing or anything. ;D

[xRAINBOWNINJAKITTYx]

I'm over 9000 man get on my level hahaha hell yeah

[lukacho5]

5:27 WOW YEAH PART*burp*YYY

[AwkwardAndAwesome]

Over 9000! XD

...This was fun, I wasn't subscribed 2 years ago so, I missed out on all this.

[swoozie06]

@TheClayster70z ~ No fraternizing with the guests Clayster!

[amerbaghdadi]

@swoozie06 Dude i watched alot of Ultimate gamer just to see you there, make more vids. about that please :)

[leah1597]

Dude ur...ur awesome. Im 14 and u dont cuss and im a Christian too and i appreciate you for not cussing. :) thanks so much! and P.S. Airplane girl remix vid, HILAIRIOUS!

[EmmyPocky]

Ahah ^___^ !!! AHYEAH! LMFAO ^___^ You are too funny~ But good story!!! :) Really got me worried, but the kids sound like they really like you! Thats so awesome! :) Hope you had fun at that party! :D

[jackc1002]

Nice burp.  You have talent.

[megarocker64]

Bahahaha woo yeah parta-*burp* rotflahaic 5:26 (;

[y3ll0ch0c0lat3]

Did anyone else hear him burp? hahaha

[theqrokz]

famous quotes

Arnold Schwarwhatever I'll be back

Vegeta IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND

Pop-tart cat NYAN

Swoozie get on my level

[jeffery1855]

I love his hard rock hotel stories!! Any other ones please?

[celebsrule7JB]

ITS OVER 9000!! XD

[sledcowboy01]

didn't you already tell this story? i seemed to already know what you were gunna say next..

[kimiko5996]

@sledcowboy01 Yeah, he remakes the VLogs sometimes, like Airplane Girl.

[TheZickoPuppets]

How are you so sure that the lady *Said* something to the man...

[rage1445]

XD 

[Scorp969]

*whispers* "Just don't let any kids die..." xD

[msamynicholle]

I just laughed soo hard at the "woah yeah partayy *BURP*" hahaha.

[JanjuaGal]

:D

[easolo3]

LOL babysit.

[BlackDiamondKiss]

@Skategrindkickflip I could have sworn that I smelled the burp come out of my computer!

[Geo7077]

love the dbz reference

[LegendaryDancerMarc2]

subscribed :) you got some awesome topics and stories :D ^^

[Skategrindkickflip]

5:25 PARTY*BURP*!

[DUECEOFSPADAROS]

lol Over 9000! Been watching your video's all day dude. You know how I know your stories are true? You can't make this up. You can dramatize, but as far as these main attractions go, I believe you 100%. You're a real person and you're a BOSS. Keep living and dreaming, and post it please, haha.

[locoforCOCOZ]

Is it messed up if when you kept saying "I need you" I thought the mother was saying it in a sexual way?

[IvaAdams]

@locoforCOCOZ He did at first too.

[locoforCOCOZ]

@IvaAdams Oh, XD, I guess I was too oblivious to notice.....

[PickleGirl26]

@locoforCOCOZ Yeah, I thought she needed him in bed, lol.

[Roylanalove]

@locoforCOCOZ Well He did say it really really sexual but that's how all his girl impressions sound

[desirableex33]

lmaoooo did you burp when you said party?! lmao

[KevinTVLive]

u are so funny dawg

[SadGamingProductions]

Why does your little kid voice sound like the wayan brothers being women in "White Chicks"

[182yourh0use]

idk if this is a coincdence but the ad in the top right corner is a disney one haha

[Vip3rC4in0022]

I probably have 2 or 3 stories like these...but adande has hundreds :DD i hope he has way more than that! LOL cuz these stories never fail to entertain me

[CynDA01]

lol extra medium tighy whiteys

[purpleinthehead]

YOU ARE MY IDOL

[dagayle06]

LOL so funny 

[albertobankai]

lol just don't let any of the kids die

[Hannahisthebest100]

HAHAHAHAHA, this made me laugh sooo hard! :DD I <3 ur vids!! :) x

[ConcordHM]

best storyteller. of all time.

[ClareGeenen]

where is part 2??!!

[batman123940]

wow ya party!! lol

[KreyzAim]

I'm lucky 28,000 viewer. I would like to make a shoutout to all 5 of my baby momma's you know they taking care of my 3 babies. :)

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

oh adande...everybody loves you

[TheFidodude]

"Dude im over 9000 u gotta GOML" xD!!!

[TeriLovesHolister]

PARTA...BURRRPP

[vahsupchloe]

Did anyone hear the burp at @ 5:25

That was cuteeeee.

[divamama110]

*grips computer with face glued to screen*....."I NEED you swoozie....TONIGHT!!

lol :)

[384evonkey]

listen up. i was watching this when i was supposed to be asleep and it was sooo hard not to laugh :D

[VenusThePro]

*finds sWooz1e vid i havnt seen, cooks pizza, leans bak in chair*

[KevinTVLive]

kool vid of course.

[ambarubiroxs]

LOL ive watched this over 20 times and its still funnyyx) 

[AprilFool15]

I was watching this vid and someone called me to babysit... *cue creepy music*

[VideoGameStupid]

"i hope the mom and dad don't come out naked." Lol, personally i would just hope the dad doesn't, the mom is ok based on your "fit" description.

[Katherinexx10]

i cant stop watching your videos haha

[FunkyMunky2442]

LMAO YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH :D I literally died when you said "and he was jumping from bed to bed in his extra medium tighty whities" XD

[vampireknightfan019]

"You wanna party like me you gotta put your pants on." LOL.

[somekindagorgeousxox]

PARTAAYuugh

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

Nice party burp!

[gearschamp2]

the way u described urself with the kids and thinking ur a gang thing....that image would not come out right y'know

[sunny77dd]

you live in AZ...shoot Phoenix is my land...

[TheShamuzi]

I need you...

To show us the Darth Maul flip.

[carveriscool]

"I'm over 9000."

[Seriousbznz]

DBZ reference..instant like xD 

[JiChunYang]

wait 10 kids go darting and comes back with 15 milkshakes !

[MrBrander]

Man, I soon have seen many of your videos and you just don't stop amazing me. I have picky taste of what things come out as amazing to me and you as a person have that something, that which you can't fake or copy, you have that something unique and original, magical in you.

Trust me man when I say these words: I want to meet you in person. You are just amazing and always so kind and just so... you. You have that -little something- a lot. Respect.

[bootay2010]

your amzing! I watch ur videos atleast everynight. keep on vloging!

[areon912]

over 9000? DBZ reference?? LMAOO kool

[SuperDruidBoy]

I LOVE WATCHING THESE!!!!!!

[Lena2457]

Hahaha, "I will, but put your pans back on!", lol hehehehehe =P

[JessMcPhersonYoung]

you're an awesome story teller =P

I love themmmmm

[Ragunix89]

Swoozie I just love your videos :D

[nhatkhoi13]

Do all florida ppl hav adventures like urs? or just u? cause if so, i SOOOOo wanna move to florida. It sounds fun

[SkyHyghProductions]

it is highly hard to believe that beautiful women of all sorts just throw themselves at you at you find some way to resist. like it seems like every women you meet just is in love with you. LUCKY...Im a 14 year old tomboy just to make that clear

[Punkyemoking]

"I NEED YOU....NOW"

*jaw drops*

wow....

[dynasty123098]

yo u wanna play one on one on mw2 or street frighter send me a message at guitardo27 on x box

[AlohaItsAmanda]

LOL i've been watching your videos all day. :3

they're hilarious. you're freaking great. :D

[misterhalo3]

ya part.(burp) party

[ikuyo1comic4man]

XD XD XD vomit fall *has ulcer and dies* XD it was worth itttttt

[Grimreaper905]

Anyone notice that he burped at 5:27?

[Grimreaper905]

Dont let any of the kids die thats all, cause then your in trouble.

[eeeeellllleeeee]

Mann you're full of urself.. But Nice story

[Awesome9318]

Funniii vid! i like the part where u said he rip off his pants and said party! lol

[lovehimforever954]

i agree with jojo1jewel your videos are very intresting : O

[jojo1jewel]

omg im like addicted to your videos....they are hilarious and very interesting. duuuuude i know im like mad late to all of this but since like wat was tht day well ur this is it video...everyday since than im like determained to watch all of ur videos no matter how old, how new, how short, how long thery are..i cant go a day without watching swoozie06.

KEEP EM CUMMIN

AND DO U

KUZ ITS THE BOOOOMB!!!!

<3

[awesomegossip]

hey i didnt even realise ur background was 4m dead or alive! dat fighter sucks tho.. cus he always kicks my ass... :( lol

[fabiano1212]

hahaha extrra medium tiqhty whiteyzz . imm crackinq upp . keep dem stories cominq manq

[rcgkids1]

Dude ive been wacthing you every day over and over since you started.

[RoBoTiiK1996]

thx for the shoutout man =]

[ExZxSHMEEZY]

WOAH YEAH PARTY! hahaaaa

[BizarreAvenir]

that with the pants was way too funny :D haha

By the way, did you burp? :D

00:32

02:04

[marixsalee]

lols kids gone wild.

u took care of them LOL

[PeZmyNAME]

"ill show you how to do that but u gotta put your pants on... you wanna party like me you gotta put your pants on" are you the greatest or what.. keep the great true stories coming, im lookin forward 2 em

[swoozie06]

@Jawuan23453 ~ Ohh I know. I should start calling up people on the video and verifying but I'm sure people will still 'not' believe but rest assured- i wouldn't waste you guys' or my time with any stories

[TinyTiff12]

I get it now.... your not human..... no human is that lucky.....

[Crunkiness]

@swoozie06 I LOVE YOUR STORIES! KEEP EM COMING!

[Xiahoud]

@swoozie06 dont worry.. i dont know why people disbelieve you.

I can tell when a person is telling the truth especially you as you have my kinda of personality. I just wish I was as good story teller as you (and have a little more interesting stories) xD

[CELA49SHORTFILMS]

@swoozie06 not to be a suck-up or anything, but... YOU WOULD MAKE A FRICKING KICKASS BABYSITTER!!!!!!!!

[helloimsmart]

@Jawuan23453 It only seems fake because of his enthusiasm. He is a good story teller, which is why you think it is fake. I believe they are real, but he adds creativity too it. If he just said I had to baby sit that shit would be boring.

[BiancaEstrella303]

LMAO 5:27 did you just burp!?!

[powercordz]

@BiancaEstrella303 LMFAO I saw that too!

[dekoy08]

@BiancaEstrella303 LOL!

[anthonyXX78]

@BiancaEstrella303 YES YES HE DID

[chasetheasian]

hilarious burp11!!!hahahahaha

[Keytap15]

Dang. that is one manipulative mom. lol

[sanegamer123]

lol "if you wanna party like us you gotta put your pants on."

[sanegamer123]

lol at 2:05 i was laughin so hard

[tyrone4445]

that burp was sooooo funny! haha , 5:27

[YoChr1s09]

did u burp adande? LMAO

[ANTPATC]

"right, i'm over 9000 now" wow i was laughing for a good 5 mins after that. genius

[Janasaify]

subtract 19 from 4 and june the what

[Poochie9997778]

this one is my favorite

[ReneidKlein]

Hilarious.

[OneSmileOnly]

Hahahaaaaaaaaa

"You want to party like me, you got to put your pants back on"

[VBLfan1sacred]

Its Over 9,000!!!!! Haha Dragonball Z

[Navykicksbutt]

oh my goodness! that is so funny!!!

[SkinniesChick]

"Darth Maul ninja flip!" darth maul is the best dude to have in SWB2 he is a beast.

[ShadowShaddy1992]

"o yea party" love how he burps by acident lol

[littleReis]

xD

i get forced to babysit my 2 cousins

like When i wake up SOME HOW they're inside the house

......

So like I have to try make it even

one goes on computer and other plays xbox while i sleep and when i wake up i get to choose which one i to get on mostly likey the xbox xD

[kelsey284]

haha omg this video is soo funny i love the part about the milkshare 0:45-1:07 :D nd lol the part about the mom 2:06 haha :D x lol i love it all 0:00-7:26 haha its soo funny xxx

[kelsey284]

hey

i think your video blogs are awesome! i think your hillarious :D

ly A.T xxxxx

[jeverbever]

Swoozie is a Ninja, he can kill 2 stones with 1 bird. Love your vids bro!

[RickyAustinR]

12121 views lol

[BlackU2ber]

Lol "im over 9000 you need to get on my level."

@swoozie hey do you live in florida... nvm ill just check your profile.

[Slance1Himself]

"Alright, I'll show you how to do that, but first put your pants back on" XD

[Tasha3309]

UM...wow... wait rewind- extra med.? does that mean he's in the super middle size?

[keonem]

Nothin but love for the vids bruh

[hawzur]

whoaa yeah partA(BURP)

FAIL! lol.

[dogdude163]

ROFL

[supersonic256]

omg you must be like the master babysitter to be able to deal with that kind of child or behavior!!