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No matter how "funny" he is it odes not make one bit of difference to the fact that his religion and culture is a backward, totalitarian (they still threaten and murder apostates), supremacist, misogynist dark-ages nightmare.
I mean - have you seen the Muslims world?!
And he has the sheer cheek to make a "joke" about how oppressed Muslim women are. You can't laugh off a sickness and disgusting as Islam.
@IslamicFarming1 im sorry but Islam is probably the most beautifull thing you'll ever see however muslims are a different story it is those muslims who that have those twisted ideas which contradict there own religion and culture can not be compared to religion Islam is a religion for everyone it does not follow any culture or is based on any, Islam threatens and murders no one where as people who have a messed up version of the religion in their head do threaten and murder
@duhasap i so agree with the fact that muslims are a diferent story cuz they arn't following the religion.. we r talking about islam i a beautiful religion not muslims the right followers are suppose to be muslims but these days eighter they are not religious or eighter they are extremist/brainwashed not following, spreading the right thing..
I am stunned by this man's intelligence. I can't even "friend" him on FB because he has so many friend requests. Needs a fan page desperately! AZHAR USMAN: remember that name!!!!!
This gentleman is funny, intelligent, eloquent and profound! Kudos to his presentation and intellect in choosing comedy as his podium to minister about Islam!
@Slickback83 do u know who is your father ? ... probably not, ask your mother how many times she has been banged by stranger without even your "may-be" father knowing about it ...
try to find the correct answer then talk about theology ..
You can't be racist to a Muslim because Muslims are not a race it's like saying I'm racist towards Christians I've had to explain that my girlfriend which is very sad I know
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i saw how the muslim kill each other in the bus and with cars. they blow up little kids and say Alla is the man. and then u gonna get virgins. no is not like. keep that shit over there dont bring it to this continent
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I know this guy. He is part of the Shadhili Sufi Order, which is fine I guess, his type of Islam is better than many others but still full of bullsh*t. Bottom-line the guy is a fake and the people he likes, Hamza Yusuf, etc. are also frauds. Fraud in the sense that they still harbor many disturbing religious ideas behind their fasad of "we're all equal, let's live together in peace". I guarantee you that they are being nice, in hopes of spreading Islam, they are not patriots nor trustworthy..
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So if your prophet is the example for the Muslims to follow the good Muslim is the one who beats his wife but that makes him a bad human because Islam is a religion of filth made by Satan for dummies who can't think.
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The translation is from al Islam the website of Saudi Arabia. Now you liar here is from Sahih Bukhari about Muhammad not giving a damn about wife beating saying this is wrong. Bukhari (72:715) - A woman came to Muhammad and begged her to stop her husband from beating her. Her skin was bruised so badly that she it is described as being "greener" than the green veil she was wearing. Muhammad did not admonish her husband, but instead ordered her to return to him and submit to his sexual desires.
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this guy is not funny and true Muslims would chop his head off. Women are oppressed because the Quran teaches you can beat your wife 4:34 you just don't do it in the west because you will go to jail and so the women beat the hell out of you.
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What Peace are you talking about in Islam Idiots, Islam = Terrorism but at the the same time Not All moslems are terrorist because of only one reason which is that they do not follow Islam The Way it Should be
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Hey sorry guys, mohammed was not a good neighbor to Mecca. He led a religious movement which spread his proclamations by the sword. On the other hand, Jesus was a man of peace, and yet as soon as christians gained control of the Roman Empire, they threw all the peaceful messages out the window and made it open season on nonbelievers. Conclusion: Religion sucks. SPirituality is pretty cool, but religion sucks.
I'm a Christian Arab. I was born and raised in Islam central and I know what Islam is about. You see I'm trying to take your ignorant and filthy comment seriously in the hope that someone might read what I have to say react like an adult. If you are not a Muslim then do yourself a favor and google the term "Taqiyya". It's not bigotry to warn people about a danger you know very well but of which they are completely clueless. Muslims would like nothing more than for you to think they are victims.
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The sad thing about this and other forms of brain wash in America can be seen at minute marker 4:00 where a white college girl from George Washington Univ. declares that islam actually has a message of peace! What a joke!
Read "sorat AL Towba ayah 5" or (chapter 9 verse 5) which abrogated 124 peacefull Meccan ayahs. Also see Quran ch. 9 v. 29. There's so much more. As for this guy's claim that Islam is a religion of mercy check this out...
Sahih Al Bukhari Volume 8, Book 82, Number 794 - 797
this dude should run for president... He has my vote!
cmjproductions1986 3 weeks ago 3
Tragic that he even needs to do this Q&A. Grateful he does, though.
waaaters 4 weeks ago
Since the moment I got over the way this dude looks, I've actually been pretty impressed!
Lennosbourne 1 month ago
the comment about looking in hte mirror was very smart
rajputwm 1 month ago
TERRORISM IS THE WAR OF POOR AND WAR IS TERRORISM OF THE RICH.
SO TRUE.
imprezatuner 1 month ago 3
smart !!
multamp 1 month ago
Man I'm a Christian and My notes are looking good brother!
abrokenlife 1 month ago 2
This guy is smart. He should be some kind of spokesman for muslims in America.
777Chileno 2 months ago 3
Assalamualaikum Warrahmatullahi Wabbarakatuh :D
Really love this :)
we all need to keep learning and learning and learning things, personally me :D
SangOzi 2 months ago 2
I think Im enjoying the q&a more than the stand up
GrisGrisOnUrDoorStep 3 months ago
We need to have more of these conversations like open to all races!!! BUt especially is hosted by this guy!!
OnlyDeji 4 months ago in playlist Muslim Comedy (Halal only)
he's amaziiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!!!!!!!
mimo8891 4 months ago
This man is a fucking genious. I would love to have his mind!
EliteMarineUSMC 5 months ago 4
intellectual
irfaanfr1 5 months ago
A small family of inbred rednecks dislike this clip.
hisafifi 8 months ago 4
He looks like that guy from lost :D
MrOrlando189 9 months ago
5 terrorists dislike this
samydude 9 months ago 8
he looks like the guy from 300....with the beard>>>
ResistanceMovementAK 9 months ago
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No matter how "funny" he is it odes not make one bit of difference to the fact that his religion and culture is a backward, totalitarian (they still threaten and murder apostates), supremacist, misogynist dark-ages nightmare.
I mean - have you seen the Muslims world?!
And he has the sheer cheek to make a "joke" about how oppressed Muslim women are. You can't laugh off a sickness and disgusting as Islam.
Welcome to reality.
IslamicFarming1 10 months ago
@IslamicFarming1 im sorry but Islam is probably the most beautifull thing you'll ever see however muslims are a different story it is those muslims who that have those twisted ideas which contradict there own religion and culture can not be compared to religion Islam is a religion for everyone it does not follow any culture or is based on any, Islam threatens and murders no one where as people who have a messed up version of the religion in their head do threaten and murder
duhasap 8 months ago 2
@duhasap i so agree with the fact that muslims are a diferent story cuz they arn't following the religion.. we r talking about islam i a beautiful religion not muslims the right followers are suppose to be muslims but these days eighter they are not religious or eighter they are extremist/brainwashed not following, spreading the right thing..
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nas4good 6 months ago
@nas4good - Can you tell us where what I have written is wrong?
PS - please learn how to spell and write the English language.
IslamicFarming1 6 months ago
hes amazing mashallah! his answers are very decent. keep up the good work..
MayehMathers13 1 year ago 4
Good job.
wolfpaw69 1 year ago
he said she answered it, ,she didn t answer she asked..
hanztec7 1 year ago
all terrorists are fundamentalists from any belief or reliegion
dokha 1 year ago
he was born in india but very different from most "ignorant" indians, its like islam brightened his mind
dokha 1 year ago
@dokha lol now u just talked like a paki :) love too ;)
rohan64bit 8 months ago
@dokha He's from Pakistan, I think.
PSdissenter 2 months ago
@PSdissenter india
blahblop123 2 months ago
@blahblop123 No, I'm almost certain that he said that he was from Pakistan in an interview.
PSdissenter 2 months ago 2
this guy is a gift, i wish we have more like him.
funny, smart and educated. god bless u brother.
and peace to all the world not just muslims!!!
iraqibodybuilder 1 year ago 26
Man...you're a "school" . Thumps up.
cooldesertknight 1 year ago 7
Azhar Usman is more of an intellectual than a mere comedian. Much respect.
IslamForWomen 1 year ago 8
I am stunned by this man's intelligence. I can't even "friend" him on FB because he has so many friend requests. Needs a fan page desperately! AZHAR USMAN: remember that name!!!!!
34Illmatic 1 year ago 6
my bro!! LOVE DIS SMART PEOPLE reppin it big up MAN! u the man
LIL2REDD 1 year ago
Hahaha the mirror part killed me :P
Destroyticus 1 year ago
Azhar Usman is a great comedian, and very intelligent! Alhamdulillah!
FireSign27 1 year ago 2
This gentleman is funny, intelligent, eloquent and profound! Kudos to his presentation and intellect in choosing comedy as his podium to minister about Islam!
basboussa628 1 year ago 6
Mashallah he spoke very well !
faizemd1 1 year ago
he is so intelligent
sumhera 1 year ago
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islam is pretty gay.
Slickback83 1 year ago
@Slickback83 considering you go to hell if you are gay
killhntai 1 year ago
@Slickback83 do u know who is your father ? ... probably not, ask your mother how many times she has been banged by stranger without even your "may-be" father knowing about it ...
try to find the correct answer then talk about theology ..
onlyparadise 1 year ago
You can't be racist to a Muslim because Muslims are not a race it's like saying I'm racist towards Christians I've had to explain that my girlfriend which is very sad I know
hellsxrebellion 1 year ago
best at 6:06
saifkhawaja 1 year ago
smart fella
URURRR 1 year ago
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Allahu Ekber.
Allah to save all Muslim community cross the world.
Europe listen this carefully.
No way to cut the greatest religion Islam. One day Europe will be introduced by Islam.
So proud to be Muslim.
Greetings from Republic of Turkey.
zafertamer1 1 year ago
interesting...
s11033 1 year ago 2
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i saw how the muslim kill each other in the bus and with cars. they blow up little kids and say Alla is the man. and then u gonna get virgins. no is not like. keep that shit over there dont bring it to this continent
EMTCARLOS 1 year ago
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Islam, peaceful? Don't humor me
ManofManyPasswords 1 year ago
splended views
borntozest 1 year ago
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tnm140 2 years ago
masa'allah
pakiroxursox 2 years ago 6
you a muslim?
orensampemati 2 years ago
ya i agree!....
shooshoo93 2 years ago
he's very intelligent he holds a law degree
MacPr0xnxx0 2 years ago 7
Thank you Azhar...Newer stop to speak the truth.
nicaze77 2 years ago 8
this guy is highly intellectual
desolator108 2 years ago 87
Praise be to Allah's snackbar.
koffiekpatcha 2 years ago
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I know this guy. He is part of the Shadhili Sufi Order, which is fine I guess, his type of Islam is better than many others but still full of bullsh*t. Bottom-line the guy is a fake and the people he likes, Hamza Yusuf, etc. are also frauds. Fraud in the sense that they still harbor many disturbing religious ideas behind their fasad of "we're all equal, let's live together in peace". I guarantee you that they are being nice, in hopes of spreading Islam, they are not patriots nor trustworthy..
AtheistDawa 2 years ago
You seem to know what people think these days. How can a human doubt someones intentions? :S nvm
Oo786oO 2 years ago
host of this program really sucks...
faizan789 2 years ago 5
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lol thats what i was thinking this guy mumbling too much.
mabmlimmumamblithiglamuba
LotBountyHunter 2 years ago
Thank you Brother, You are genius.. Thank you...
wansmoof 2 years ago 3
i love this man he is a genius
ffx178 2 years ago 3
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cuttestone 2 years ago
Its turkish+english i think. haha!
applecore2008 2 years ago
He said a very poignant thing at the end. =) MashAllah.
Lonedreamer 2 years ago 4
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Ha! America's funniest Muslim. That's about as relevant as Americas tallest midget.
furrybarry 2 years ago
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Bakkuto 2 years ago
sorry that was my lil bru
omcompany 2 years ago
No problem mate.
Bakkuto 2 years ago
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fuck the mussies
pakruy 2 years ago
sorry bru that was my lil bru .....
and am as a Muslim i believe mussies 2
omcompany 2 years ago
I really think he's funny xD
free4singing 2 years ago
Azhar is awesome.
JB131170 2 years ago
Win.
JB131170 2 years ago
That lady that asked the question... dang, she's fine.
groovemonzter 2 years ago
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So if your prophet is the example for the Muslims to follow the good Muslim is the one who beats his wife but that makes him a bad human because Islam is a religion of filth made by Satan for dummies who can't think.
james48890743 2 years ago
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The translation is from al Islam the website of Saudi Arabia. Now you liar here is from Sahih Bukhari about Muhammad not giving a damn about wife beating saying this is wrong. Bukhari (72:715) - A woman came to Muhammad and begged her to stop her husband from beating her. Her skin was bruised so badly that she it is described as being "greener" than the green veil she was wearing. Muhammad did not admonish her husband, but instead ordered her to return to him and submit to his sexual desires.
james48890743 2 years ago
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this guy is not funny and true Muslims would chop his head off. Women are oppressed because the Quran teaches you can beat your wife 4:34 you just don't do it in the west because you will go to jail and so the women beat the hell out of you.
james48890743 2 years ago
wow he is wise
theMK3 2 years ago
PreetMohan! Holler!!
MGPaneer 3 years ago
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What Peace are you talking about in Islam Idiots, Islam = Terrorism but at the the same time Not All moslems are terrorist because of only one reason which is that they do not follow Islam The Way it Should be
Please do not Lie
All Lies
nightasaly 3 years ago
what would you do if you got kicked in the balls
hmawardi 3 years ago
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Hey sorry guys, mohammed was not a good neighbor to Mecca. He led a religious movement which spread his proclamations by the sword. On the other hand, Jesus was a man of peace, and yet as soon as christians gained control of the Roman Empire, they threw all the peaceful messages out the window and made it open season on nonbelievers. Conclusion: Religion sucks. SPirituality is pretty cool, but religion sucks.
Independantfellow 3 years ago
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I'm a Christian Arab. I was born and raised in Islam central and I know what Islam is about. You see I'm trying to take your ignorant and filthy comment seriously in the hope that someone might read what I have to say react like an adult. If you are not a Muslim then do yourself a favor and google the term "Taqiyya". It's not bigotry to warn people about a danger you know very well but of which they are completely clueless. Muslims would like nothing more than for you to think they are victims.
RealNazarene 3 years ago
true...
fawz23 3 years ago
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The sad thing about this and other forms of brain wash in America can be seen at minute marker 4:00 where a white college girl from George Washington Univ. declares that islam actually has a message of peace! What a joke!
Read "sorat AL Towba ayah 5" or (chapter 9 verse 5) which abrogated 124 peacefull Meccan ayahs. Also see Quran ch. 9 v. 29. There's so much more. As for this guy's claim that Islam is a religion of mercy check this out...
Sahih Al Bukhari Volume 8, Book 82, Number 794 - 797
RealNazarene 3 years ago
A PR Firm
kurtcobain2reborn 3 years ago 2
America's funnist video title
Jpurser1 3 years ago
respect , the dudes got a lot of insight . good comedy apart
firoz85 3 years ago 6
Extremely intelligent
Sadin15 3 years ago 69
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muslims are jokers! jhehehe
alvarock68 3 years ago
thanks so much for uploading!
arterinium 3 years ago 6