Derrick's Post-Apocalyptic Dane Cook

[institutionalized66]

Halfway through, I forgot I wasn't watching Dane Cook.. No joke..

[RustyyHammer]

this guy is NOT funny. i could only handle watching 1 minute of his shitty stand up. I feel bad that Dane Cook has someone like this trying to impersonate him. its sad. This kid needs to be slapped.

[TheUltraChimp]

@RustyyHammer it was a joke dude. He was on purpose not trying to be funny...

[RustyyHammer]

@TheUltraChimp ... not really. By making a "joke" you're tryin to be funny. This kid did a horrible job either way. If he was trying to impersonate dane (in attempt to be funny LIKE DANE), it sucked. If he was just trying to make fun of dane, it sucked. His voice is annoying. And he did a terrible job of impersonating Mr. Cook. SOOO.... This kid blows

[TheUltraChimp]

@RustyyHammer No, i meant the jokes are meant to not be funny. And he didn't actually do it live, it's a sketch by derrick comedy, and when impersonating, you normally do actually make fun of the person, exaggerate there movements and whatnot.

[bunnehsrus]

XDDDDDDD I love dane cook this guy is funny.

[TheJmlane511]

wtf you just look like a fn dum ass also win dane is on camera hes pimpin, you just look like your shitin.

[TKemperific]

@TheJmlane511 What did you just say?

[eruption257]

@TKemperific I think she's speaking Esperanto

[icymrquicky]

dane cook is amazing. no one can hate

[KylerDCook1]

This is a really bad impression. People liking it just hate Dane Cook. It takes a much better comedian to be funny by himself without getting everyone to side with him by putting down another comedian (Who I might add got famous by being funny, and hardwork.) Sorry, but this kid is a no-talent.

[luvcomedy123]

I love College Humour, I love Derrick Comedy, I love Dane Cook, and I even love Dane Cook impressions, so this video pretty much did it for me.

[Dervanon]

goooooooooooood this is boring

[GeorgeOWashington]

theres no more drinking water, it's all filled with mercury...

HAHA!

[Arouxayis]

dane cook disliked this video 430 times

[thedrunkensquirell]

Dane Cooks mom died of cancer....

[1Romstar]

I remember bottled water. :)

[QuikDJ]

fuck dane cook

[eyehatepop]

his impression is funnier than Dane Cook himself.

[ItzFrostee]

@eyehatepop have you seen the Mad TV one. That one is good too.

[imaferretmaster]

@NedwardCberry Dane Cook was only ever accused of stealing 2 jokes, by fans, because they were kind of similar to a couple jokes Louis CK told, which even Louis admits that Dane didn't steal it. People hate him because he's a horrible comedian, not because he steals jokes.

[NedwardCberry]

Dane Cook has been rated the most hated comedian among other comedians. Only Jay Leno and Carlos Mencia rated anywhere near him. Comedians fucking hate them because of how much they steal jokes but are still popular.

[MegaEggdude]

how stupid do you have to be to NOT realize he is making fun of dane cook? its not his act you stupid people.

[NiceViking100]

My fingers are actually fused..... :(

[MrMister718]

hahaha god i hate dane cook

[Sirblahblah24]

You guys are stupid the video is supposed to be bad to demonstrate how unfunny Dane cook is he really sucks

[zearlg]

@Sirblahblah24 fuck u he is awsome

[Xbox360blaaadude]

wow this is pathetic

[Solosingerdom]

Funny..lol they laugh ab the simple

[chicklet333]

this is dumb..

[DylanHouseShow]

Was this video done before they exterminated Horrible comedians?

[chumpmanable]

that sucked monkey balls

[MrTehnoobshowfan]

.....HA..... such a good impression! quite impressed :]

[fuckyooup55]

I died a little inside

[pgmurph301]

everyone makes fun of dane cook because theyre jealous of how successful he is.

[zkellz52]

more people think dane cook is funnier then any of these haters

[Dude11191]

Anyone who hates on D.C is obvilously a low life pussy,who doesnt know what humour his.go kill yourselves

[TitaniumToothpaste]

@Dude11191 thats dom dierkes

[Insane4Eminem]

This is a fail.

[darthfroth]

what a gaffett!!!



[QMCify]

this really wasnt funny at all

[GreenBlaze]

those fucking machines got wrist control

[Drancks]

@pParmithia This is awesome... even when Dane Cook does it isn't even funny.................And why do people have to love on him? He has a whole lot more fans than every one of his fans so they shouldn't love.

[sweett16tay]

This was funny. I understood the idea of the sketch unlike the others below. Dane Cook SUCKS! Derrick Comedy is hilarious espeacialy Donald Glover :)

[Rojelio1369]

@sweett16tay you mean "donglover" lol his most immature joke

[ikbrandon]

stupid

[youajews]

you dont even know the art of funny @collegehumor. im so upset in you.

[mrbored1234567890]

that was honestly the worst thing i have ever seen, sure dane cook can be like that but at least he makes it funny this is just the biggeset pile of ass out there

[llamapowerzz]

@mrbored1234567890 well he's obviously making fun of dane cook...not trying to put on a show.. dumbfuck?

[MoeGreensRightEye]

Good impersonation of the imbecile known as Dane Cook. And here is my impersonation of a Dane Cook fan: ---ok, I know you can't see this but I'm dressed as a 12 year old girl on my way to a slumber party--- "Dane is sooooo cute! He makes me totally LOL!!"

[Parmithia]

This is terrible.... atleast when dane cook dose it its a little funny................And why do people have to hate on him? He has a whole lot more fans than every one of his haters so they shouldnt hate.

[pleasedontask]

this is pretty depressing to be honest.

[WolterLord69]

not funny

[cj397]

gay as fuck

[kandtanimations]

The basic impersonation is spot on with the movement and repeating things. But he could have done better with the voice. Dane Cook has a weird speech pattern when on stage.

[thefearsometrio]

Whats with him and dinos

[DarKnightofCydonia]

It's pretty obvious that it's supposed to be bad and not funny, that's how you get an accurate impersonation of Dane Cook

[Her0logo]

Fuckin stupid.

[kevin02167]

Like I said before this is a rally good impersonation of Dane now but to each is own on who thinks what is funny. You cant look at somebody say theyre beautiful and expect the person next to you to feel the same way

[BradBallanger]

This little twerp is fucking terrible. I could do such a better impression.

[MerrickTV]

Is this supposed to be funny

[maju36]

@MerrickTV yes and no... he imitated dane perfectly in that sense yes but the jokes werent funny on purpose.. part of the dane imitation

[Marshmallowmann]

it's bad.

[supercoolmrmagic]

this sux, i thought it be funny or something . . . . . o.o

[Uhavefriendss]

@scrtwpnx Yeah it's pretty obvious you're a fucking retard you unintelligent, pathetic piece of shit. SUCK MY BALLS.

[dil444]

I'm eating cereal... and I'm eating cereal. 

[liquid1122]

You guys remember the Matrix? That movie that turned out to be true?

[Kouta13]

I actually liked his stand-up routine. :\

Haven't seen much from him lately though. I always thought the "repeating words" thing was just out of nervousness. Talking to a large crowd isn't easy. ^-^a

[Uhavefriendss]

It's cute how some people are denying that Dane Cook isn't funny... Because he really is the least funny comedian I've ever seen. This accurately portrays how dumb and stupid Dane acts during all of his shows, and how unfunny he is. There's no flaws here. This was a perfect rendition of an idiot.

[scrtwpnx]

@Uhavefriendss who's really the idiot? him or the audience that loves him

[eseks]

lol i dont know which is more funny, this perfect impression or the pissed of fans

[IxImCrAzYxI]

@eseks :DD

[itachy963]

well u laugh when u listen to dane cook saying the same thing .. but wont laugh to this guy

thats what a good comedian is for

[IdaSputum]

my mum is like a velocoraptor

[Andjealous]

The point is that the jokes aren't funny. Because it's Dane Cook. Hopefully we all understand each other now.

[kevin02167]

im sorry but this is a almost perfect impression of dane cook and to be fair i liked dane cook when he started but now he just isnt funny

[LebronMVP4LIFE]

@kevin02167 yeah, when dane started acting like a normal person he just wasnt funny anymore.

[WackassProductions]

It's not a stand-up attempt at being funny. It's about how Dane Cook practically just moves funny and repeats previous statements for a bunch of cheap laughs

[KorruptSnake]

@WackassProductions Umm.. if your making someone laugh, your still funny. He is a funny guy, not the best, but he is funny. This impersonation is also funny. Pull the object out of your back end and just enjoy.

[RustyyHammer]

@KorruptSnake Actually... he isn't funny. Nobody can enjoy this idiot. Dane Cook Rules. Derrick drools... especially when he has an object in his back end. He enjoys it.

[jimjamjoeyjoejoe]

When does this start getting funny?

[McCaslin2010]

Pheonixsong123 check your sanity and watch what you say on a worldwide web.

[Fickdich8D]

fag

[sobekflakmonkey]

??????

[Zerrith]

Haha good ol Dane Cook.. Can make anything funny!

[brncosdood41]

he just took a shit on dane cooks credibility.

[pheonixsong123]

Dane Cook acts nothing like this. Anyone else wanna kill this bitch?

[Kerensky287]

@pheonixsong123 You're right, they didn't steal enough jokes in this skit for it to be Dane Cook. :/

[rottweiller1]

@pheonixsong123

Whats?!?!? lol. He acts JUST like that. I still think Dane is somewhat funny. But you cannot denial that he acts like that

[pheonixsong123]

@rottweiller1

I'm most likely the biggest Dane Cook fan on the planet. Maybe in his earlier years he acted like this a bit, but he most definitely does not act like this now. He is more 'energetic' than others, but not like this. -.-

[PCGamings]

@pheonixsong123 yes like this!

[tiggarulz]

HAHAHA!....this is very funny

[DIRTDIGGLER28]

Tosh is better

[Philly3mi]

My mom was like a velociraptor!

[Jester702509]

you guys remember...

you guys remember...

you guys remember...

SHUT UP!

not funny at all... just annoying!

[rubiksfan2000]

@Jester702509 this is ment to be a joke

[Jester702509]

@rubiksfan2000 I know that, jokes are supposed to be funny... this is just ANNOYING!

[rubiksfan2000]

@Jester702509 i find it funny xD

[internetandy]

@Jester702509 I think that's the point, their bashing Dane Cook.

[jwang9989]

@Jester702509 just like Dane Cook

[MistShadow]

this guy is better than dane cook

[Xxembersolstafir]

I am a fan of Dane Cook and I honestly think you guys are hilarious :D

[bigdaddyquey]

loose the haha its annoying

[afg22ify]

The most evolved sense of humour is the one where you make fun with the most basic and simple things. Dane Cook is a genious in observation humour, this movie is just plain non-sense. Unlike button for me

[mechaguess]

@afg22ify I don't think people who misspell the word "genius" are qualified to decide who the geniuses are, comedic or otherwise.

Especially when they are Dane Cook fans.

[afg22ify]

@mechaguess I speak 4 languages fluently. I think i can misspell the word genius. And yes Dane Cook is a genius in his style. You've got a genius also in your country. He's called Jim Jefferies.

[mechaguess]

@afg22ify Ug, the amount of languages you speak is irrelevant, I simply found it ironic that you misspelled genius in this context. Does your highly evolved sense of humour include an understanding of irony? In terms of the genius of Dane Cook... look, his delivery annoys the crap out of me and he lacks the self deprecation that I personally prefer with my observational comics. I think there are observational comics out there with more interesting approaches. Like Demetri Martin or Dylan Moran.

[hdm10n5]

@afg22ify You hit the nail right on the head. I wouldn't say it's complete non-sense though because the way he acts is a very accurate impersonation of Dane Cook. However, the flaw does lie in the fact that Dane Cook's jokes are actually funny, while this is clearly meant to say they're not. Honestly, most people hate him because he gives off a "douche-bag" vibe, especially with the way he's so energetic all the time; it's one of the reasons he's funny though. He puts emphasis on little things.

[cracr95]

Worst collegehumor vid ever 351 people comited suicide after this cmon collegue humor this vid is almost as bad as twilight

[StaraziaSelin66]

350 people like the REAL Dane Cook.

[haircutbob2]

That's just like Dane Cook, but honestly, I didn't really think it was that funny. Not one of Derrick's best.

[maju36]

@haircutbob2 i think not being funny was part of the joke

[shit2fly]

this is lame...nobody works it like dane

[enjoiskate3]

@volleyballgirl4919 Well I think they're trying to say Dane Cook himself is unfunny. I personally laugh at some of his jokes, I'm not a rampant hate-obsessed, rage-fueled, anti-Dane Cook psychopath like some people.

[enjoiskate3]

@volleyballgirl4919 He's not supposed to be genuinely funny. It's mocking Dane Cook.

[dbboss1096]

that's the point the dude is supose to suck because Dane cook sucks

[luvmeemuch]

this is hilarious but im a big fan of dane cook so im kinda confused right now as to why i find dane cook and this guy both equally funny :/

[meken2000]

wack

[yummy69sensation]

This was funny but I really like Dane cook. He talks about things you can relate to.

[17JohnnyRocket]

not very funny but awesome impression of dane cook

[asaw1994]

ahah i can see the resemblance xD but i still lol at the real dane cook

[XxTYRASxX]

this was so not funny it was funny

[destefanoj3]

took me 2:30 sec to realize it wasnt dane cook.

[captainclayman]

you guys

it's not supposed to be funny

it's supposed to show how unfunny dane cooks jokes are.

[scourgewriter]

Loved it! Videos like this keep me on Youtube.

[brackishnz]

dumb. 

[jdgv85]

this guy suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkks

[BerserkerLemon]

I like dane cook, but i like derrick comedy too!

[masterofthestoneage9]

the point of this video is not for it to be funny you idiots....

[mumbojumbojj]

@masterofthestoneage9 why is it called collegehumor then?

[masterofthestoneage9]

@mumbojumbojj think about my comment in a different way. you're missing the point.

[mumbojumbojj]

@masterofthestoneage9 lol

[TheCorruptedRozez]

How is this funny?

[meliketokill]

@TheCorruptedRozez how is dane cook funny...that is why this is funny

[deniseymae123456789]

"Now it's a horrible disfigurement"...

Lmao wow. This was spectacular and Dane Cook can suck my ballllls.

[666wrathofheaven666]

He's trying to be like Tom Green, this guy totally sucks.

[godzillaqueen]

@666wrathofheaven666 Watch other Derrick stuff. The group's hilarious.

[nukacolamutant101]

Hey u guys, u guys...remember this not being funny!....

[matrixfoxtard]

is he trying to be a jack ass or dane cook?!?!?

[ricinpoisoning]

not even funny. then again, neither is dane cook.

[andyvirus102]

The matrix the matrix that movie that turned out to be true... it was very prophetic :D

[kitsa42]

This isn't remotely funny. It's like a drunken frat boy trying to imitate Dane Cook -- badly.

[WuTangForever1993]

This is Hilarious, but if it were serious it would be totally retarded. Weird how things work like that.....?

[donzaloog1400]

I like how he does the super finger like every five seconds. I don't have anything against Dane Cook but this impersonation was spot on.

[agentcatpoo]

this is really gay

[piemakesmelol]

Dane Cook is easily the worst comedian ever.

[CompyRex]

NRAARRH I WANNA DATE YOU GO TO THE JURASSIC PARK WITH ME AARRH

[twilightbabe1210]

this guy....sucks.

[EdmundNovak]

@twilightbabe1210 So does Dane Cook

[twilightbabe1210]

@EdmundNovak suck my dick. Dane cook can actually make a living.

[Kojak7snap]

@twilightbabe1210 So did Barney.

[xSyntheticEnigmax]

This is bad.

[Halobenzene]

SPOT ON IMPERSONATION OF DANE COOK!

[demian2114]

i hate dane cook but he was great in my best friend's girl

[datalorez]

If only the rest of the CH staff was as funny as the kids from Derrick Comedy. Oh well.

[tredlow]

This can't really be Dane Cook. I laughed.

[raargh00]

im glad im not the only one who thinks dane cook sucks ass.

[AleLaLoka88]

shit i love dane cook

but this is shit SO funny lololol

[xoaliishaax3]

"HEY YOU GUYS REMEMBER MOMS?"

[MasterGunnerOO1]

I love that laugh. ha HAh!

[ATR027]

his voice is annoying, not even close to beating a little kid acting like dane cook.

[donovan3955]

the mom scene reminds me of institutionalized, except he forgot to ask the veloci raptor for a pepsi...

[theoceancitypuglife]

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg

[coloredeyesxd]

@Leetsnugglage it's a parody?! NO WAY! -____- i actually do have a sense of humor and I don't understand why you're acting like a dick to me. so, chilllllllllllllll

[jesusmuscle]

wow so coloredeyesxd totally wants Dane cook up his keister

[coloredeyesxd]

horrible impersonation because he doesn't actually act like this. maybe in a few videos, but not overall. trust me, I've been to one of his live shows, I've met him and I've seen every single one of his skits/jokes/videos. (yes, I'm aware that I'm obsessed with him and I'm proud<3) & he only shows us the Su-Fi symbol at the very end of his shows, so I don't get what this guy is trying to prove by doing it every 3 seconds.

[iPhap]

Parodies and satires are often exaggerated to promote the message the satirist is trying to convey. Hope that answers your question.

[KickenItOldSchool]

@coloredeyesxd Dane cook is a faggot

[coloredeyesxd]

@KickenItOldSchool No, he's actually straight. But nice job trying to diss him.

[KickenItOldSchool]

@coloredeyesxd No, he's actually a homosexual, but nice job trying to defend him

[coloredeyesxd]

@KickenItOldSchool Listen up, he's dating Julianne Hough. So stop being ignorant. Just because you don't like Dane Cook doesn't mean you have to call him a faggot. That's not even dissing him because it's untrue. Soooo, peace.

[KickenItOldSchool]

@coloredeyesxd It's just his cover for being gay.

[grapenutsrbt]

@coloredeyesxd  Fag.

[coloredeyesxd]

@grapenutsrbt Immature.