Norm MacDonald @ David Letterman

[TheDaleDenton]

One of the funniest men alive, Norm is.

[uk6strings]

lol I like how Norm gives people different reasons for naming his kid - one interview it will be Bob Dylan and in another one it will be for Dylan Thomas....

[summerease]

Maybe if you had a few more dollars in your wallet you'd have a kid!

and 5:33

[summerease]

Maybe if you had a few more dollars in your wallet you'd have a kid!

[Nateisthe1827]

who is josh?

[8Julius8]

he reminds me of Karl Pilkington

[projectx605]

@8Julius8 worst comparison of all time

[8Julius8]

@projectx605 Maybe a worst reply of all time. I did not compare them, I said he reminds me of Karl. Im not saying they looks similar, but the delivery and style of the humour is similar.

[projectx605]

@8Julius8 Karl Pilkington has no delivery, no style, and he barely has a brain.. That's why Gervias has him on, its part of the joke. He's just an idiot that they feed off of. Norm is actually funny, I'm stunned you can't see the difference

[8Julius8]

@projectx605 Karl Pilkington is a Genius.

[projectx605]

@8Julius8 please don't have children

[8Julius8]

@projectx605 I was responsible for atleast 3 abortions, not planning to have kids atm.

[grands1am]

@8Julius8

There's something to brag about

[Betspanker]

@projectx605 Calm down. All he said was that he reminded him of Karl Pilkington. And i can see what he means. Their style is similar. Both intelligent men who speak in a way that gives the impression that they are simple minded. Pilkington isn't actually that stupid. It's a character. However, i prefer Norm far more.

[shawthingfilms]

Norm looks hot in a suit

[Erilis666]

lol, i love norm's smile. i think it's half his act :)

[kotep777]

amazing



[tonytrouser]

I can't wait for Norm's new show on Comedy Central!

[donnieaveryfan17]

Norm should get his own fake news tv show. it's what he's best at. that and being Turd Ferguson.

[Fuliginosus]

I hope Norm gets another show.

[deaddirtycarnie]

I think if Norm were to host a late night talk show, it would push the boundaries of surrealism to limits we never knew existed.

[Rosstacular]

i love the little obscure things he says that he doesnt let you take time to laugh at.

[CaliforniaJoker1]

''I said to him I said'' - That's infectious. I've started doing it now without even realizing it after watching hours of Norm.

[solidus311]

"You hate me now because of your testicles."

[jfkdog1]

hAHAHAHAHAHA PARKING LOT ATTENDANT!!!

HOLY SHIT FUNNIEST SHIT EVER, LOVE FROM MEXICO NORM

GOOD OL' MEMORIES FROM SNL GROWING UP

[quintanna]

Hope he get some work he deserves it...love normmy

[twistt]

hes sooo funny. I love Norm.

[Rladrien]

I've been watching norm videos for a good half hour and have been laughing for at least 20 minute sof that... so good...

[MatthewPlowman]

I love that when Norm implies that Dave has a small penis, he immediately says "ah I'm just kidding." That kind of thing shows that Norm is truly a nice guy that doesn't mean to offend anyone.

[goodbyepphat]

@MatthewPlowman that's not what he is implying. It's more like he's insinuating David is infertile - that his wallet (balls) don't have enough dollars (sperm).

[themack355]

Norm mispronounces so many words...

[Rynot11]

@themack355 norm has highly above average intelligence, as you can tell by his humor in other examples, he's obviously doing it for laughs

[themack355]

@Rynot11 my guess would've been that he was like...Canadian or something

[ebtricks]

@themack355 It's called an accent. Not everyone speaks English like you.

[themack355]

@ebtricks no...it's the Canadian thing...I think he does it for comedic purposes. Jim Carey is Canadian too and he doesn't talk like that.

[ebtricks]

@themack355 Not everyone in Canada speaks the same. Don't you realize that most accents are region specific?

[basehead617]

god norm is awesome

[Dealit707]

Memo to Dave;

SHUT THE FUCK UP!...and let a real comic do his thing.

Dipshit Dave, get's all unsecure when a "real" funny-man shows up, and has to constantly talk over him.

[guyinlosangeles]

@Dealit707

WHAT? These guys are friends. You want to watch awkward and insecure, watch the video of Norm being interviewed by Jay Leno.

[Debaser11]

@Dealit707

Dave loves Norm, man.

[goodbyepphat]

I like to think Dave ruined Norm's awesome zoo animals without pants routine (which he's done on Leno and it's awesome) and Norm had to put Dave back in his place with one of the most epic zingers in tv history. So awesome.

In general they vibe great though - I wish Norm would be on Letterman more these days.

[Lumpycpu]

i fucking love norm. he cracks me up.

[CF1975]

'They wanted me to phone some celebrities...I got one guy: the guy who played Maude's husband'.

[MrTaurushill]

4:05 - 4:38 Proves they are pals.

[Matika]

whats up with letterman not letting norm do his bit? I wanted to see where he was going with the real animal's junk! haha

[EagleEye812]

Norm is the funniest man around. :p

[svenp]

He should be a guest every night.

[ostapov1]

...and a good thing dave has no kids

[bttfnut89]

yes he does.

[ac2496]

he has a son now

[R1PPA]

I can't believe Letterman ruined his "animals wearing pants" joke, which resulted in them talking about it for like 3 hours.

[blueshirt12]

How is the show popular if it hasn't aired yet, Dave?

[musimgm]

i think he talking about the premiere of the 3e season you moron, this was at the end of 2001 and the 3e season of norm started at the begin of 2001.... i live in the netherlands an i still know this..p-ffff!

[pbcity127]

Because he's promoting season 2

[fazelife]

the point is i took em to disney world there, we had a lot of fun my god.

haha brilliant

[xPirus26]

HAHA..I'm dying of laughing....HAHAHA:...go Norm..go norm

[HeyWakeUpPeople]

Norm doesn't even need to say funny jokes and he would still be funny for some reason.

[Carbolicsmokeball26]

No kidding, right? I think it is his voice, or his timing and word usage. ha ha. Whatever it is... love him!

[Rayla840]

Too bad Norm doesn't live in New York, cuz then he'd be on Lettermans show more often. These two are gold together

[whitey1551]

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who is a faggot

[n0s0upfory0u]

which year in here?

[Yanni75]

you know, it's okay if you want to blow him while you're still a guy. In fact, that's even better than saying you'd do it if you were a girl... trust me.

[ShastaMcNasty84]

god almighty, these guys are great together!

[nickster699]

7:54... "u hate me now because of the stuff about your testicules!!!!" just unbelievable moment , really caught letterman off guard...

[DrewBludd]

"Star of his own popular television show which premiers tomorrow."

[urbanmaverik]

When Dave retires, they should give Norm the show...

[qarusel]

Norm is one of the funniest people alive, but he's also very inconsistent, and I think he works best when he's doing something unscripted. Letterman isn't very funny, but he's solid and consistent. So maybe Norm wouldn't work too well.

[emosucks89]

Wow, very well put!

[ksvbro]

@urbanmaverik agreed

[lukkyan]

@urbanmaverik yeah, but then who would pay attention to the guest?

[unholychunk]

@urbanmaverik dude they should gave him conans spot not that tard jimmy fallon he is so not funny on that show

[Erilis666]

@urbanmaverik omg yes, I know Dave would like that.

[lejendjackson]

@urbanmaverik this^^^

[ostapov1]

Hey, Paul Schaffer, no one is talking to you.

[mytoecold]

you are

[SammyJaneTV1]

lol :)

[VlogStuff]

@mytoecold MYTOECOLD 8D!!

[hughugh]

Yeah, that was an incredible off the cuff riposte. Just awesome.

[sushilll111]

Haha this is great, but you cant top norm on conan

[indiangoku]

This is Epic!

[tacomeet]

pluto didnt have pants. not that my comment was needed.

[tucsonia]

What's funny is that with the zoo story and talking about their privates he gets tantalizingly close to yelling that one word that he made a trademark of his routines on Miller's HBO show....but pulls back (or is it pulls out?) just in time before he woudl say it. You can see it coming from a mile away but you can't resist to getting a conditioned response to the saying of the word...COCK!

[kuwageta]

Norm is like the worlds best insult comic...by accident, Lisa Lampinelli couldn't hurt someone as much as Norm unintentionally does if she tried. I know Lisa Lampinelli sucks and deserves absolute minimum credit but for lack of another modern day insult comic I had to go with

Mrs. Puff (driving instructer in sponge bob)

[IranWantsDivorce]

Dave is tryna throw Norm off his game cause he knows if he lets norm loose, he will pwn him comedically!

[Davetacular45]

I was thinking the same thing. I actually wonder if Dave would have even had a kid if it wasn't for Norm's ball-busting

[YouDickwod]

norm reminds me of my dad.

I miss my dad.

[tacomeet]

wow man. same here.

[qarusel]

If you had a few more dollars in your wallet you'd have a kid, ahhahahahahaha

[hbk017]

no one makes dave laugh like norm macdonald!

[edgarlcardoso]

then u havent seen the chris farley interview!!!

[jvro22]

artie lange

[MorrisseyOner]

@hbk017 except maybe Amy Sedaris

[surfmcgoogler]

This is the night little Harry was conceived in Dave's mind! Nice going Norm. He incidentally poses a challenge for Letterman to live up to. Dave, I believe thanks are in order. I have never seen someone spin Dave around quite as easily as Norm does here.

[Apiphobia376]

Love Norm! Love Dave!

[nickj077]

"You hate me now cuz the stuff about your testicles."

LMAO!!!! One of the funniest lines ever uttered on television anywhere, anytime. XD

[eminemfansite]

wow this is from 1999 then.

[johnotronthe5th]

I flipped on my tv last night and these tweo were on, except norm looked significantly older (not sure if it was a new episode or a rerun, i rarely watch this) but when i was watching, norm was terrible, his stories sucked, it was nothing like this. I was stoned at the time, that might have made some impact on my judgement, but ild like to know if anyone else knows the clip imt alking about and feels the same way.

[birh]

Yeh it was a new show..and he was hillarious man..your judgment was definitely impaired lol, check it out again when you're sober..its on youtube already.

[johnbourbon]

norm seemed dead set on taking the piss outta davey.

dave no likey!

[leporidus]

I've heard that, in the Disney universe, dressed animals can be the proprietors of undressed animals. No, really.

[lilvjdude]

7:48  MacDonald....Game-Set-Match

[SomeoneOrOther09]

Man, can someone fix the tracking? What's with the fuzz at the bottom of the screen.

[StarKrazzo]

Suck on a cock, cum guzzling fag!

[hughugh]

Norm on Letterman is the best combination in television.

[gentiloser]

very prophetic.

[releewasgay]

He slammed dave's balls no less than three times. classic.

[WhiteBoy41]

Thats his wallet.

[leumasaid]

this is a fucking classic. almoust puked my dinner out ehehheheheh this 2 are the very best

[Redking1982]

Better guest than Joakin Phoenix.

[Jaywasright]

Norm and Letterman are playing with eachother, thats the show. Norm apologizes at the end of every interview because he always thinks he bombs. He's just a weirdo like that. He apologizes to Stern every time he's on.

[kbrinks]

I'm like Norm where I'll say something for the jokes sake and then instantly regret it hahaha.

[hologram7777777]

norm is a beast he fucks Letterman 3 times during this interview ....and Letterman can't even get mad at him cause he likes norm so much.

[scottnelsoncomedy]

Letterman really gave a shitty interview here. Killing everything that comes out of Norms mouth. BECAUSE ITS A DIFFERENT SPECIES, NORM!!! what an ass.

[nelno438]

HE IS THE SHIT!!!!!! lol... roast of bob saget

[edihedihedih]

he doesn't even have a kid haha

[wouldntyouliketoknow]

He does. Born in 1993 apparently.

[culturefiend]

Is it just me, or was Letterman a little irritated by the end? The way he said, "ya moron!" sounded mean-spirited.

[anonyms404]

It's too bad Norm's show didn't go more than a couple' seasons ...the guy is so dog-gone funny ... I think these days he's doing the voice for the "kid" gingerbread man who's asking for his "dad" gingerbread man for a go-phone. The guy needs to have a custom-crafted show tailored around his goofy-but-hilarious sense of humor ...

[maddash24seven]

He seemed pretty sincere at the end when he said "you have the funniest show on TV and I feel bad."

[curb1510]

He's totally adorable and it allows him to get away with murder.

[RealDefentertainment]

dave finally had some seeds

[kingrage]

"Except they don't tell you they're not wearin any pants"

Fuckin rofl

[johnnywalrus]

I love Norm, he's always hilarious and seems so sincere.

[Bunbox360]

Norm is the man.

[knarisa]

LOL Norm is the best talk show guest ever!

[LordThree]

dave still loves norm. he can take a ribbing

[curb1510]

"Maybe if you had a few more dollars in your wallet you'd have a kid." Brilliant.

Norm is so cute about this but Letterman WAS pissed.

[knarisa]

LOL that was hilarious! Norm rocks!

[Dommy1952]

No he wasn't. Letterman knows Norm's brilliant and a crowd pleaser and great for the show. It's all that matters.

[Dommy1952]

I don't see him tanking Norm's jokes. Rather they were riffing off each other's lines, making sweet comedic jazz. Guess we just see it differently. Significantly, at the end Letterman says, "Nah, we're just kidding around." Nobody was mad at anybody.

[keenananthony]

making fun of people is funny, there trying to be funny, its working

[curb1510]

Thanks for the tip. I'll try to keep that in mind when I see Norm LIVE in a couple of weeks.

[goodmorningcapt1]

He also kept telling Madonna he was just joking around

[rogerchromes]

Dave hates norm in this interview, he was acting pretty harsh with norm.

[ghezoi]

i agree

[switchbuckle]

I love seeing Norm on Letterman, they play off each other brilliantly.

[ronniepage]

'your hatin me now because the stuff about your testicles!"

RFLMAO

[efrimfloyd]

You might also have noticed that Dave mentioned that they had recently changed the name of the show from The Norm Show to Norm, which means it was the premiere of season two.

[eatingworms]

Did anyone notice that Dave said Norm had his own "popular" show... which "premiers tomorrow"?

That's a great trick for a show to become popular before anyone has actually seen it.

[mannik]

comedians tell these things called "jokes"

[eatingworms]

I don't think that was meant as a joke.

[JackBenny1924]

Dave was referring to the season premiere, i.e. season two

[dboy1325]

Dave wasn't offended, that's just him rolling with the bit. Either way, both guys are brilliant.

[Donger74]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Beanwman]

thats what comedians do

they never let anything go..haha

if your uncomfortable, you have to tell them, and that is what david DIDNT do,

i reaally dont think its to be worried about...its jsut a joke...

[titto1210]

whats virility mean?

[JohnnySCarterBurton]

i think he says fertility

[Beanwman]

oh wait

it means like..manhood, or reaching madhood or something...

tell me if im wrong

[lilvjdude]

norm rules, he's knows alot about showbiz

[knarisa]

"that's right, your barren"

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[tyunderscorerules]

dave has a kid now, obviously he wasnt offended by norms comment youd have to be retarded to think that. dave is one of norms biggest fans its just a joke