PAUL KERSEY: Best line ever

[FirouzFarhang]

Charles Bronson is the best movie actor ever. He is the reason I made my feature film Lesbian Cops.

[cpufukr]

kill em with kindness....

lol

[codename617]

I liked that line, but it was one of my least favorite Death Wish movies. Paul didn't pay attention to the warning in the dream in the begining, that if he kept up his old vigilant ways, then he could loose alot. The unmasking of the double. Pual should've pay attention.

[agentaxe]

-who are you?

-deaf!bang! LMAO!!!

[KenshenSim]

after an airsoft game, someone aked me why I needed so many magazines? and I replied: "Nothing is too good for our friends" :D

[GazzTheFunkadelic]

The best lines in the Death Wish series all come from DW3 - ''Chicken's good, I like chicken'' - ''Shit man, I'm hurt!!'' - ''Eli, it's Mr Kersey! He's just shot some of the creeps!" - ''It's like killing roaches. You have to kill them all, otherwise, what's the point?''...............and so much more. Meaningful written prose from some of the top writers in Hollywood.

[firewindwater123]

DEAF

[kleeper5]

can some one upload death wish 2 because i cant find it

[The72Rabbit]

Next To Bronson ... I like Clint Eastwoods one liners ... Go Ahead. Make my day.

[XxLiveBaitxX]

Bronson and Arnold as special guests of "Who's Line is it Anyway". It would have been nothing but vintage one-liners.

[bryanatg]

the one man chuck norris bows down to.

[ilikebeertoo]

LOL, That is the best

[foxsneeker]

knowing this guy has the same last name as me, makes me a proud person

[MrMariofan7]

WHO ARE YOU

DEAD

[TeflonTron]

He says "Death: not "Dead".

[thebakerman1]

That's "Death"

[stonehenge55]

@MrMariofan7 He really says who the fuck are you?! (edited by some fag voice of the FCC) and replies with my favourite line of the series: DEATH!

[crustyshirt]

i like the sandwich bit better

[TheAmericanOriginal]

"chickens good. i like chicken" LOL, thats from #3

[SaicoLoco]

Bronson rules. Rules over all.

[beastatlay]

"I was making a sandwich!" "Who the fuck are you?" - "Death!" "Do you believe in Jesus?" "Smells wonderful!" "How many children have you killed with this shhhhit!!" "Hey, Freddie - I gotta cure for your dan-da-ruff problem!" "You're gonna get high! high! high!" "They killed the Giggler, man!" "Well look at that faggot with the ice cream..." "How ya gonna pay for it?" - "Caaaaash" "Nnnnnnick!!!!" So many great lines in the Death Wish movies.

[diestroduende]

How many times did he say, "Heyyyyy!!!" in the Deathwish series?

To Chickie choking on a Canoli-"You got a PROBLEM?!!"

"THAT'S MY SHOPPP!! MY SHOPPP!!"

[pkpaulkersey]

"I was told to put this in there."

"What your lunch"

[TheBareKnuckler]

do u like banana cream pie ohhhh how i do enjoy it:)

[TitusIsaacMaximus]

One of my faves , probably my fave

is the ending in the second one:

boss: "Betty's giving a party next Thursday; we'd like you to join us"

Kersey: "I'll be there"

Boss: "Are you sure you're free?"

Kersey; "WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE DOING???"

(then we see his shadow on some building wall, and three shots are heard)

this is ALWAYS awesome... my face hurts for smiling so much whenever i hear those lines when playing the movie

[Briggsy3365]

"Look at you, you old piece of shit! Stay awake while we're killin' this guy!" - from DW 3

[clintbronson5]

@beastatlay Can't forget...WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FIND MY DOG? HE IS VITAL TO MY INCOME...PAINTS SUCH MAGNIFICENT PICTURES WITH HIS PAAAAWS

(from DEATH WISH)

[ott5178]

@beastatlay DEATH!!! lol

[apeoven]

Charlie wuz Lithuanian.

[scotter420wigb]

1st Death Wish he transforms himself from a left-wing liberal to a cold blooded vigilante. Iys Very interesting as he hides his new identity holed up in the ghetto in that 1 room apartment where he hides his gun.

[IXFijiChris]

hahahaha....excactly, D'oh!......excellent....

[btwall60]

the first Death Wish is a Western, filmed in ny city.

watch the action, listen to the spoken lines. it becomes funnier :)

b

[Bassguitarist94]

yeah i can believe its a western

[chewbaccawakka]

lol

[brnleague99]

I like the line from Death Wish 2 where Bronson says "Do you believe in Jesus?" and the guy says "Yeah." And Bronson says "Well you're gonna meet him." And shoots him.

[theequalizer2007]

Exactly, we have the same opinion.

[sneakykamon]

that was the best line in the whole series lol

[abobo1]

haha yea the Jesus Line is the best part in the movie :)

[wmjahn]

Yeah, great scene !!!

Every DW-movie has a couple of them. :-)))

[scotter420wigb]

Yeah the guy he shot had raped and killed his wife and daughter, and was also rubbing the crucifix he was wearing as a necklace for good luck, didn't help that loser much in the end.

[heyhoergeefmijispils]

The part where bronson stands in a room and sum black dudes shows up aks what hes doing and bronson shot him with saying making a sandwich b4 wsa the best

[clintbronson5]

BRONSON: Have you heard the term mechanic used outside of its normal meaning?

VINCENT:Sure...My father used it for people who ran card tables

BRONSON: Anywhere else?

VINCENT:Sure(smiles) he's a shooter...A hitman

so?

BRONSON:(slowly turns around) So........There we are

[ckycamp1986]

would anyone be interested in a death wish 3 soundboard?

[diestroduende]

Yes!! Yes!!

Can you include the lines when Bill S. Preston, esquire says to Deanna Troy, "Hey bitch! I wanna eatchoo! I'm gonna lick you all over!"

[ckycamp1986]

Of course that line is in there except for the last sentence. Its already done. actually i did this like 2 years ago. Send me your email address and I will send it too you. I am not a spammer or anything like that, so dont worry.

[FatBird11]

That would be SWEET!

[scotter420wigb]

Did u really have to ask that question, probably be better than samuel jackson and joe pesci's. SO GET TO IT

[SeanConnery9000]

Yeah, why out of all the celebrities isn't there a soundboard of Charles Bronson?

They have soundboards of Robert DeNiro, Christopher Walken, Clint Eastwood, Chris Tucker, Arnold Schwarzenegger but not Mr. Bronson???

What's wrong with this picture?

[chippawarory]

that would work

[DEACONAP4LOVE]

I still think "I was making a sandwich" tops his lines

[Watcher3223]

"You believe in Jesus?"

"Yes, I do."

"Well, you're about to meet him." BANG!

[katanajim86]

Hell yeah.

[europeandancer]

@Watcher3223 HAHA!!! Yes I love that line..

[sunreynyc]

I'm still laughing, thanks for the reminder!

[Watcher3223]

@sunreynyc

Here's one of may faves:

"Chicken's good. I like chicken."

The reason it's one of my favorites, I also like chicken, especially if it's roasted right or if it's battered and fried.

[zardcat1111]

for sure

[DEACONAP4LOVE]

indeed

[Pat3one6]

The Death Wish films really are classics.

They don't make them like this anymore!

[purchox]

lol! nuff said :)

[IggyHazard]

Not Jack Deth, just Death. XD But Jack Deth also pwns as do Paul Kersey, Harry Callahan, Bill Foster, and Travis Bickle.

[albadeimorti]

Haha the "who are you?" line is so horribly dubbed.

Who the fuck are you!?

Death.

Blam.

[scuzzlebutt14]

Brief and to the point.