11-Year-Old Critic on 'Salt,' 'Inception'

[DrBall91]

I love how this kid acts like such a topshit and thinks he's so mature, and I also love how the two laugh at the film because they don't get it. I'm in my early teens and I understand it very well, also I think the idea of Ellen Page's character was so bad, how else were they going to explain all this shit and make it seem natural and unforced. At least they cover it up with her character. And what the fuck? it's not officially rated until some kid who doesn't understand it does

[daven58100]

Can't imagine this kid going to a public school. Too many possible ass whoopings.

[dirtsleeper714]

This kid is on tv and you are not...Humanity is doomed

[Csvictory14]

He's like a 40 year old Jewish woman trapped in a small boy's body.

[THEANnetWork]

why the fuck is this kid a critic he has no idea of a good movie even when it falls on his god damm fucking lap

[DrBall91]

@THEANnetWork I know, he's too young and he even said he was too young to understand Inception yet the rating for the film is officially a C because he's the Kid Critic and anything he says is official

[onlyrealnumber]

IN AMERICA, EVERYBODY YELLS. EVEN WHEN THEY ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER.

[bulkoid]

I am just as old as this kid and I understood it

[EddiePortal]

This is why I hate the American media... they're SOO sensationalist, to the point where they'll put some extremely annoying kid on, who obviously is not going to give an unbiased critique, just to make things DIFFERENT. And this is the ENTERTAINMENT sector we're talking about!! It's not even dumbing down of academia. No! NOW we have to dumb down REVIEWS of entertainment that keeps people occupied from learning about the real world!! Shit... this has gone too far!!!! (like if you agree)

[DoctorComics]

inception gets a C for Cool I hope. damn kid.

[squarebobV2]

Ramona and beezus gets a high grade than Inception lmao get out

[TheTerminator248]

MURDER THIS KID

[ShanePWagner]

I threw up. Twice.

[Syatek2020]

inception really wasnt confusing at all.... people are just fucking stupid

[ElectricFoam101]

Anyway to re-watch the advertising? I need it after this.

[asianandproud007]

i want to strangle this kid.

[pressove]

He is scoring movies that are rated 13+

[TheImpromptuChef]

Learn a skill kid!!!

What you're doing is useless!

[jorgerene09]

first finish middle school, high school, college, film school, a movie, win an oscar or something big, Then we'll talk about movies. So for now stfu kid you don't know shit about moives

[DoctorBeardface]

Faggotry.

[D3ADP00L25]

This kid is absolutely stupid. Figures he would like the kid movies.

[Whompa02]

God fucking throw him into a bus

[Scooterhats]

NOPE.

NOPE.

FUCKING NOPE.

[ATXAdventure]

My ears are bleeding, this child sounds like a really fat old pregnant woman down a dark hallway...

[youzrnaim]

Cool light saber bro!

[amrhb90]

Inception = C, Salt = B+?

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!

[evilk667]

I would love to stomp on his head until his brains squish between my toes

[patientzero532]

11 years old.

Only one more year 'til puberty, and the life-altering realization of what the rest of us have already guessed within the first 7 seconds of him speaking...

[potshed]

i didn't even like inception and i know for a fact it would shit on those other 2 movies and i haven't even seen them...kid you are dumb as fuck and gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)

[mrj0hnny524]

Gene Siskel is rolling in his grave right now

[TheCinemaJackTV]

@mrj0hnny524 The fact that Roger Ebert can't speak and this fuck can is also a sight to behold.

[joeybear777]

kids trying too hard.

[grayfeild]

KILL IT WITH WATER!!!

[EvulBunneh]

Americans.... BACK TO ASIAN SKILL VIDEOS

[Contradiction11]

Am I the only one that doesn't give a fuck about other people's opinions of things? Let alone an 11-year old?

[patientzero532]

@Contradiction11 Yup.

[tminustech]

Someone isn't going to be a critic.

[TheTechStud]

What is this middle aged lesbian babbling about?

[Kriskazam]

INCEPTION SHOULD GET A FUCKING A + YOU DUMB KID

[Kriskazam]

0_0

[lmagineFX]

I can't even... 

[amazeroth]

Please, someone punch that kid out of that chair.

[PeonsOnStrike]

"I didn't read the books growing up"

What the fuck he's 11. He barely counts as a person yet!

[jonesy852]

Why didn't that guy plunge a knife into the kids throat?

[1986alexpotter]

Please drink a full bottle of Drano.

[kwkman313]

what an arrogant little shit stain

[spiltmilkmaniac]

Pack of fools

[roysmithers]

What is it?

[HeatSroken777]

I don't think you're coming across very clearly, maybe you should whine louder.

[6buster]

He's annoying and all.. But I'm more concerned that I found waldo in the background!

[R3V3NGE]

Please go through puberty before giving any sort of insight into proper filmography.

[AnnoyingPirate]

This kid dun know shiet

[gustavoeik]

what the flying fuck

[frizlefry]

I actually hope this kid gets bullied in high school. I would pay to see videos of it AND GIVE THEM A "C" BECAUSE IT WAS VISUALLY STUNNING.

[surge187]

Doesn't E come before F?

[emorocker608]

Guys stop trolling on the 11 year old and get life people D:

[n3wt]

hes like that parrot in alladin

[emorocker608]

@n3wt Yago ^_^

[Marupinku]

I hope someone murders this kid. Like, just beats him to death. Fuck this kid.

[KeshnerfFilms]

A C?????? You fucking moronic kid! You probably see 2001 and go "IT GETS AN F BECAUSE IM TOO OBSESSED WITH MIMICKING ADULTS TO PAY ATTENTION TO A PLOT OR MORAL"

[cosic]

Fuck this kid

[saintsandwhores]

i wanna punch his mouth

[TheCOD123456789]

wow this kids doesn't even know what he is talking about.

[szivalj]

this kid's parents need to give themselves a long stare in the mirror

[BlasterTon]

I still get perplexed that people don't understand Inception. And why did Salt and Ramona and Beezus get better than Inception? That's Fucking ridiculous!

[probrhalo]

@BlasterTon yeah how the hell do you not understand inception i could see if you were out for half of it but other than that its pretty simple

[ChickenFriedFabrizio]

I hate these kind of kids

[vegovega69]

this kid is really charismatic.

[monkeybubbles92]

Anybody else see Waldo in the background?

[ChefBoyardeeee]

no

[ThemThems]

LOL

[TekinTahsin93]

I wanna punch that kid into his face

[Xello998]

So some kid gives reviews to every movie but the movies he's too stupid to understand receive crap grades while the kids movies and films he can comprehend get B's? Is this what we've come to? Then he tells you to go see it if you want. Thanks for your permission, junior. What's the point of this?

[Insulineaddict]

Crazy idea here but maybe.. Just MAYBE, it was confusing to him because he's eleven? "That characters explain the plot as dialog an that's one of my pet peeves".... You just said you couldn't understand the movie, then when the movie tried to explain the plot it ruined it for you? Lol also someone please slap that child.

[1234doawee]

kill it with fire!!

[ManlytearsUK]

Little cunt

[MrRiggyRiggs]

I want to punch that kid right in the kisser.

[fixinah]

This weekend I'm gonna go with this kids medication instead of coke.

[himynameiscaitlink]

he's right inception needed more dinosaurs and toys.

[aaronofgray]

Stab em.



[BigBagsForRent2]

Behind this kid's happy smile and excited chatter lies the howling void at the end of all things, seeking to inaugurate into every conscious mind the endless hear-nothing and death of thought and meaning.

[copperkipper1]

What a f*ggot show him some real movies... pre 1990.

[MegaSlypig]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[copperkipper1]

The movie industry is a piece of shit...

only good movies 2011 where 'The art of flight' and 'Senna'..

[Azunaii]

Somebody shoot this arrogant little twat.

[blanco420]

What the fuck does this kid know? I'm going to take advice from some 11 year old??? Get a grip CBS...get a fucking grip

[righteousara]

This kid is going to look back on this in a few years and contemplate suicide.

[Heemoproductions]

Ezio, oh where are you?

[Verbloten]

Wow

[iamaLobsterDog]

0/10 for effort

[IIKeRsEyII]

"I didn't understand the movie, so it gets a C" -Little Shit

[HaRveHHH]

Forever alone child.



[LazySmi]

this kid is that fucking dickhead everyone wants to beat up in the cartoon recess who bums the teacher

[baarwwe]

only in america

[MigluGaglu]

C'mon guys, he's charismatic and knows his way around in live tv. Chill out guys :)

[reenyuk]

I dont dislike many things, but i disliked the fuck out of this video!!

[padraiglalor69]

why dont people ever assainate these people



[Mortatrion]

what a faggot

[jawayetti]

Gilbert Godfried when he was 11...

[miyor123]

"and you don't know she's a russian spy until at the end"

THANKS FOR RUINING THE FUCKING MOVIE KID.

[miyor123]

this kid should just stick to chipmunks and the mucky balls shit

[lolnewbowned]

inception gets a c? wtf is wrong wrong this little shit.

[3RDW0RLD]

@lolnewbowned:

Movie's pretty over-rated. Jus' sayin'.

[masterblaster2119]

He has charisma and is pretty intelligent for 11.

[j0nw]

This is why Al-Qaeda hates us.

[RAWRWAFL]

I'll bet his english teachers love him!

[etchskatessketch]

this kid is a piece of shit

[BigBagsForRent2]

creepy fuck. 

[OceanRiot17]

Because its so relevant that you got to see them shooting near you... jack wagon -.-

[OceanRiot17]

Stop yelling, we can hear you -,-

[joelberggren1]

What a little cunt.

[Jsqaured]

This kid is a dumbass, "I couldnt understand Inception so I give it a C"

The damn movie wasn't even confusing - it was straight forward from start to finish. The only thing that was left to be interpreted was the spinning top. Thats it.

[OmNomMonst3r]

lol inception confusing. go watch memento and then the kids head would explode. this chump needs to grow up before he starts talking like he knows shit.

[ovejocke]

@OmNomMonst3r lol memento confusing. go watch mulholland dr. and your head would explode. You need to grow up before you starts talking like you know shit.

[OmNomMonst3r]

@ovejocke lol im not a child like him. im pretty sure if i saw the movie it would be hard to understand and i may consider watching it soon. im just speaking from experience of movies ive seen and i havent seen enough but clearly this kid hasnt either so.

[aakurtzaakurtz]

This kid is just getting through life by mimicking the behaviors of adults. Early start on that sociopathic lifestyle.

[Spart1c1s]

@aakurtzaakurtz I'd be interested to see where the kid is in 10 years, you describe him pretty accurately I feel.

[thejackkelly94]

@aakurtzaakurtz Yer and how is mimicking the behaviors of other people sociopathic????

[BornAgainEngineer]

list of main characters ...

Dom,

Robert,

Eames,

Arthur

Mal,

Sato

[Flawls1]

I love reddit..

[ReflexEight]

God damn, 1. Inception was one of the most straight forward movies. 2. He interrupts whenever he has the chance. 3. He will not get ass.

[patrykz3]

even the interviewer is like 'what the'...'f**k*

[GTtheEpic]

AN 11 YEAR OLD CAN NOT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MOVIES!!!! Ahem. Sorry.

[bountyhunter5551]

@GTtheEpic its true bro

[QuietGiantProduction]

I wonder if he reviewed the movie "Shame" a film thats rated NC17 and its about sex addict.

[stevovids]

@QuietGiantProduction LOL no he should review Eraser Head. that would probably give him nightmares.

[gotink123]

This is by far the most annoying video I've ever seen in my entire life. CBS, your ratings just went down...

[munrom47]

I wanna drown that little shit in the fountain.

[buckweetable]

O.O HE IS SO FREAKING......well you saw it no need to say.

[TheHomelessBoys2]

He only likes Ramona and Beezus because it's rated "G" and he doesn't understand films that are rated over "PG"

[AaronReason]

Man, normally I would respect someone's opinion on film, but this kid has a horrible taste in cinema. All his favorite films are either animated or childish, with a few standouts here and there. His brain just isn't developed enough nor is he mature enough to understand or appreciate true cinema. Don't be fooled by the uptight and annoying posture, the narcissistic tone of voice or the knowledge that he looks like he has--this guy knows nothing about film. Inception > Ramona and Beezus. -_-

[tisaacify]

Hes just a kid and thats his talent all you guys are jealous assholes.

[TheHomelessBoys2]

@tisaacify He has no talent and is a shity reviewer

[tisaacify]

@TheHomelessBoys2 Well no matter what he said about a move, people will disagree because everyone has different opinions and you should learn to respect different peoples' opinions.

[megariku]

where does this douche bag live so i can go kick his ass

[dynamicdylan1030]

such a terrible reviewer, he does not know anything about what a good movie REALLY is, I understand how he is only 11 but seriously?

[pacosepicchannel]

I'm 12. I enjoyed inception. Seriously. Come on. That was an A. One of the best movies of the 2000s.

[Zegeebwah]

"It's not made for me!" Isn't it PG-13? YOU SHOULDN'T BE WATCHING IT ANYWAY!

[joolte]

fuck this shit.

[DGDan95]

I got inception in one take

[Rauginys]

First you make a movie, then talk, kid.

[Rauginys]

OMG and lol. I don't think he can say which movies are bad and which are good.

I bet this, um ,,critic'' was paid to speak like that. You can actualy see that he is acting.

Everyone has own taste of movies.

Btw I think INCEPTION is great movie. (my oppinion)

[BenGriffithsReviews]

@Rauginys Most intelligent peoples' opinions are the same as yours.

[13vlc]

inception a C? fuck you kid

[Xavituber]

This kid should read playboy and hide it behind the bed, try to make out with girls, like any normal kid does,playing with friends and just be normal, and believe me it is around this age boys have this thoughts, so when he is twenty is not in interviews saying that he hates life, he doesn't know his sexual orientation, or he was exploited by adults and parents.. which I think it is the case...

[kockisyummy]

You've got to be kidding me. This kid is taking some schooled film critics pay check!

[DonnySpielberg]

Pardon my French, but this little shit doesn't know anything about movies.

[JordanK3lly]

I wish I was pre-pubescent and had no taste. Than I could be famous too.

[1shaughness2]

try watching the big sleep then try saying inception is confusing

[Morfar22]

How is inception confusing?

I really think that Ellen Ripley said it best: "Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? "

I must be a fucking genius.

[Jtf022]

How does romona and beesus (or however you spell it.) score higher then inception.

[townsjim]

This kid is a fucking moron.

[yaksmut]

This kid sounds like Roseanne Barr

[THEANnetWork]

idiot inception is a masterpiece 

[emz33]

I can't figure out why people find Inception so confusing. There's 3 levels, all distinct in their looks and story lines, and it explains everything clear as day in the movie. I mean yea, and 11 year old psychologically cannot grasp complex thoughts, so he shouldn't be reviewing those kinds of movies, but adults? No excuses.

[GovernerOfBurningHam]

@emz33 I was 13 when I saw it... and ur right, the movie explains everything before the action starts... so, it was easy for me to understand

[RetardedMongooses]

@TheCeeeYoung hahahaha xD

[Armindude]

what the fuck he say about inception!

[watchandbamused]

oh yeah Ramona and beezus is waayy better than inception.... WAIT WUTTTT

[winterbwinter97]

Ramona and Beezus better than Inception? What a little fuckface.

[codecrt321]

"no one would have gotten it with out ellen page" yes strangely enough that's the reason shes there, he didn't like it because he couldn't understand it, you cant judge a movie when you dont know what has happened, thats his own fault he obviously didn't focus enough.

[mac24666]

Inception is not confusing, and is better than salt.

[slyther2]

trying to be a critic at the age of eleven and advising to an audience older than yourself? THAT's A PADDLIN!

[OrginalKork]

This is what's wrong with the world.

[brunobb1]

trying to be a badass critic...fucking annoying kid -.-

[GreenDayforeva1]

This kid seriously needs to shut up and quit. He likes Ramona and Beezus and hates Inception. This guy can go to hell. And I'm seriously not joking. 

[123rockfan]

This video just ruined my day.

[smoke24154]

Im gonna do Inception to this kid. Im going to make him think this world is not real so he can jump out a window and kill himself.

[Captain00KIrk]

omg this kids needs to quit. He gave Scott Pilgrim a D+ and this a C! To hell with this annoying fucker, there needs to be an anti-page on Facebook against this brat who thinks he's SO cool because he tries to talk like an adult.Howard Stern is right, this kid fucking sucks.

[lew13lair505]

hes annoying

[brotherbear117]

this is the kid no one likes in a film class

[1shaughness2]

"I didn't read it growing up" wtf???