Heterosexual Man

[TheTobster8]

pretty boy goof, I hope hes forced to hum this when hes doing time in the Pen

[divisorplot]

Encryption mimetic mimicry command control communicate in the animal cybernetics lyrics!

deciphered by Dart Penetrator cryptic coloration cryptic camopuflage mimicry. I'am a hetrosexual man! Great old tune my blue genes needed that! Mendel like pea's in a Pod! ho ho ho in the valley of the jolly green giant. Jack and the bean stalk. Gaynemedes degenerates to catamite and pederasty homosexuality superpostion castor/polydioscuri primordial androgynous singularity hermetic doctrine spanish donkey

[racdude01]

the odds came and played at my college it was awesome. i didnt even know they wrote this song and then they played it. im like no way awesome! they also played the songs they wrote for corner gas

[vinnyhoags]

Pussy makes the world go around.

[297152011]

my theme song

[95imsheckshie95]

when i first heard this song on the radio, i was singing along (tweaking the lyrics of course). homos ftw!

[JTupps]

this is my new favorite song:P

[tonyatmidnight]

You're not getting the whole joke of the song. The song is actually making fun of macho homophobes who are insecure about their masculinity, the type who try too hard to be what they think men should be. Watch the video by The Odds.

[THESLICKNESSEDM]

i want a hetero pride week! this can be our anthem sing boys loud and proud hooraw!

[tezcatbus]

@THESLICKNESSEDM sounds like a good idea. we can hold it during White History Month, and only men can attend. That way you can make sure there won't be anyone there who will take away your inherent right to have the entire world revolve around you every other month, week, day, hour, and minute of every year.

[THESLICKNESSEDM]

@tezcatbus lmao you are a very opinionated woman hope you vote cause alot of woman worked hard for equal rights now most just run around showing off everything to anyone given it up like its candy and generally being whores. open marriages homosexuality pedilphiles(teachers,prechers and parents) yeah your right its better now.........? and gay pride week is a joke im a proud canadian i celebrate it once a year with the whole country thats pride baby.

[BrackBert]

the actual video is quite funny, much better than this

[pioughd87]

this song is incredibly ripe for parody

[johnyoungstewart]

The Odds are magic.



[mp3peris]

I am heterosexual man yeah

[cathymaid]

Love how you took clips from one of my favourite shows and put it with a song that I love. Great job.

[JeepFanYj]

lol when Dean showed up on this video , thats soo him !!!

[306rezmami]

heard this on the radio today at work n i was like really....

[iheartsupernatural]

Mmmmm....dean <3

[KyleJS30]

the most heterosexual bass line I've ever heard.

[TheWolf739]

I wanna play this song at a gay pride parade lol

[kvhemiboy]

@TheWolf739 screw thumbs up, 10 thumbs up

[tezcatbus]

@TheWolf739 You're all aware that this song is ironic as hell, right? And is not, in fact, pro-heterosexual? You could play it at a pride parade, all of the Canadian gays would sing along and laugh at you.

[THESLICKNESSEDM]

@tezcatbus i really wish people would see that homosexuality is just a chemical imbalance that can be reversed with the right amount of chems testosterone/estragen

[tezcatbus]

@THESLICKNESSEDM It's even easier to cure homophobia, and it can be done with things you find around the house! What do you do is, you fill a bucket with water, and then you put your head in it and just leave it there. It should only take about 5 minutes, tops, and you will never have to worry about whether or not someone is having a relationship you disapprove of ever again!

You're welcome.

[slashfanatic2007]

@THESLICKNESSEDM that is perhaps the most stupidest thing i have ever heard

My doctors been pumping full of testosterone because a genetic defiency as Im as gay as a day in may

[MrCameronAaron]

@THESLICKNESSEDM Messing around with artificial hormones only gets you skyrocketing cancer rates and environmental infilitration, which results in more of the above, plus menstruating 3yr olds, little boys with boobs and genderless amphibians. Homosexuality, btw, predates all of that. Science doesn't actually know why some ppl are gay, but there's alot of evidence that it begins in the womb and affects changes to fetal physiology, not just post-pubescent behaviour.

[tezcatbus]

@TheWolf739 I mean, you know, there's a verse in there that goes "DUH DUH DUH DUH". Just sayin'.

[40creekcowboy]

@TheWolf739 Yes that would be so fucking awesome to see there expressions.

[dragongeraldb]

he is ryan seacrest,without the gay.not that i think theres anything wrong with that.

[jjpeterson1]

Im a heterosexual man, and will never change that.

[dommie007]

wow he is hot

[savantiflag]

I'm a heterosexual woman, but sometimes people like Katherine Moennig make you think differently lol

[YukiKirai]

@savantiflag OH, true 'dat! She's.. Maah.

[TonyLalangue]

I've seen enough in life that I don't think normal exists, except as a statistical phenomena. @Difencrosby not everyone is comfortable even thinking of that practice. But, I wouldn't be the one to say what is right and wrong between consenting adults. I just won't be there to witness it if it makes me squeamish.

[naderchaser]

@TonyLalangue The media and the nwo wants everybody to believe that the majority of people really are "bi" or gay. Most peg gay population accurately at 7-8 %. Not even 1 in 10.

So sick of this gay / bi crap in our faces daily, anyway. And it is.....in our faces constantly. This is because Hollywood, Major Media heavily gay....with an agenda.

[KatherineMarieGarcia]

@naderchaser

nobody is telling you to think so badly of the LGBT community, that's your problem, the happiness of other people won't change for your convenience, you should keep your thoughts to yourself.

I'm sure the LGBT community is sick of straight people being all up in their faces.

stop being so hateful and go eat a cookie.

[naderchaser]

@KatherineMarieGarcia "Nobody is telling you to think so badly of the LGBT community"..et al. Katherine: what is it you see in what I wrote that prompted you to respond like this? And I do not "have a problem".

And you call me "hateful"?? Lady....just because one does not agree with you regarding homosexuality does not make one "hateful". I simply means we disagree. But I damn sure stand by what I wrote.

[spacerazer]

For 97% of the population this is normal. 10 % of the populationis not gay. That was an abberation in a too small testing sample by Kinsley. The percentage of soley gay is 2 to 3 percent. We won't mention those who choose to be bisexual.

[WiccanVampire]

You don't chose to be bisexual. If I did chose to be bisexual I wouldn't be ashamed of it and try to pray it away for years. Half my family would disown me if they knew the truth. You might say that only happens with gay people, it happens to us bi-folk too. It's not a choice, it's part of who a person is. If you are straight your straight. It shouldn't matter what preference you have as long as it isn't little kids.

[charon128]

@WiccanVampire Your name is wiccan vampire. enough said...

[naderchaser]

@WiccanVampire Gee, uhhh...perhaps your family is a little overwhelmed by having a bisexual wiccan vampire joining them at the family reunion. And I do think a LOT of young girls CHOOSE to be bi...because the major media, totally by design and with forethought, has told these women since the day they got out of diapers, that it's o.k. and cool to be gay and bi. Many gals doing this are simply play-acting....looking for attention by men. And when they grow older, the "bi" often gets dropped.

[celzmccelz]

This is sarcasm, right?

[TonyLalangue]

This song gave me a laugh, whenever I heard it. But, I have never had any problem with homosexuals. In general they are more civilized than the many of the rest of us.

[Timmybear]

What a terrible thing to say about us homosexuals. You take that back. The last thing in the WORLD I would want is to contribute to any current sense of civilization. As Gandhi said when asked what he thought of British civilization: 'It would be a good idea.'

[TonyLalangue]

My apologies. I didn't mean that to have a negative aspect. Of course I can understand how someone would associate civilization with bad things, especially in today's world... To rephrase it, I have found that homosexual men or women treated me (for one) better than most of the straight community.

[Timmybear]

I know, Tony. I should have put smiley or winkies in my post. I knew what you meant - I was just funning. :)

[TonyLalangue]

I understand. I was laughing as I replied. But your point about civilization is well made. I just finished a book called "The First Casualty",  which touched on how Gays were treated at the time of the first world war. I think we are making some progress, however slowly.

[difencrosby]

@TonyLalangue sure, it's civilized to take pieces up the poop chute. lol

[HappyHabbo]

I would gladly be one of Dean's one-nighters! XD

[imspanky1013]

fags are fruits in training, fruits think everyone is fag.

[MrJasonjasonjasonjas]

this guy is a homophob like me

[LaReinaDelBarrio]

If you have to TELL everyone about how HETEROSEXUAL you ARE... you're likely not!

LaReina DelBarrio

[chrisgallo99]

I'm a bisexual man, I wanna make everybody I see, well almost, lol.

[chedder888]

Ok...What the FUCK! please don't gone up and say that stuff like kids are probobly reading that fuck do you want to give them nightmares

[yeti189]

lame!!!

[deathwishone]

its a fucking song enjoy it

[OutlawHeyNow]

Funny..I'm a heterosexual man...and I wanna make every woman I see too...Odd? I think not!

[kisthshdw]

Realllly....Ya don't say.....every woman ya see....funny guy you are....lol

[uanimale]

i think the guy signings lying

[Cals1607]

or trying to overcompensate.

[benjamincummings3]

whos song by?

[6pagan9]

the odds

[MonkeyBonkers]

Dean is mostly heterosexual, and a lil' something else when he's around Sam.

=)

[dedediceydeb]

Are you kidding me? That's the trouble with the world today, nobody knows that

heterosexual people are normal man/woman

relationships which was the only way to reproduce offspring in the beginning!

[uanimale]

yah but its not seen like that be are animales they want sex not kids.

[sharpayfreek121]

Its good but whats a heterosexual?

[agreeableviews816]

heterosexual means that the person is not homosexual, or gay. when it is appropriate, they engage in sexual activities with members of the opposite sex. this is normal for humans and is ordered to us by our Creator.

:)

[aoitennyo]

I am a Christian and as such I believe that it isn't my job to judge others (that is God's job)--it's my job to love others :).

[captaineri]

Basically, the simplest definition void of any political/social/religious opinions is: someone who is attracted to the opposite sex.

[aoitennyo]

XD lol

[captaineri]

It's kinda funny that this song is about sleeping around and being promiscuous and some people are using it to preach their viewpoints against homosexuality.

[susipunkrockprincess]

Haha perfect song

awesome video, god job

ad to favs : )

[SeniorManlypants]

ApocolypseWhen71 did it better

and it was original footage

[thrydherhg]

best song ever and if u dont think so ur not hertero sexual

[whitey19888]

I concur with this statement.

[JulieNearly25]

This song is cool.

[NietzscheIX]

One of the most underated songs ever. Totally awsome beat with super lyrics. Apt vid too; well done.

[electronictrip]

damn hes fine

[fukingchills]

Is it just me or does this song make all the ladies want to be heterosexual men?

God I love this song.

[Crossfire5snopro]

u fucking racest jackass

[TheGeoff989]

@Crossfire5snopro

That is quite probably the most stupid thing I have ever heard anyone say...

[TheGeoff989]

Respond to this video...  Love it !!

[moncheri74]

i like it!

[dollybird30]

Christ he makes George Clooney look like the hunchback of Notre Dame!

It's all in the eyebrows.....not to be watched right before bed!

[Nokamero]

He's singing along! LOL!!!

[littleanna12]

Sorry girls to disappoint you but ... he is mine!! xD!

This guy is SOOOOOOOO HOT!

LOVE YOU JENSEN!

[cherrybrandy1976]

cool vid - wasn't keen on the song but the vid was very cool. And funny. And hot. Hot definitely.

[madmanz150]

Dean you are a honey and you are soooooooooo hot.

[FridayGirl19]

Come to mamma you sexy beast ...

[acrane2008]

I LOBE THIS!! there are no words that can truely describe the sexiness of this man!!!

[she91]

dean... come heree

[eden1963]

Who is this yummy guy? Great vid ;)

[Arikans1]

Wow!!! Dean, play heterosexual man game with me!!!!

[ksounds]

Thank you so much, damn straight he is a heterosexual man

[Erleen85]

what a nice video!!!! lol

[isadoracollier]

Loved that !!

[Arianaya]

SO GOOD!!!

[angelseeker]

Haha, cute and funny!

Methinks the lady doth protest too much?

[tigerpinky]

love the facial expressions *sigh*

[Catt001]

The perfect song for dean! Awesome vid! No song describes him better!

[afireflysignal]

Favorite part, 3:10. Makes me want dial up on so that this part goes by in extra slow motion.

[LadyLinteweth]

Jeez, that's Dean alright!!! That boy don't know how to keep it to himself with a woman around!

[electricgurl]

I loved every moment! hehehee

[merak90210]

pretty good job

[sup3rv1xen]

O_O WoW... I love this video. The song fits Dean so perfectly!

[MicrophoneX]

wow i love it..and yes he is! i do love him!

[jennypenny23]

this song is so dean!! i love it, very funny!!

[AlanaK]

hahahahahaha that was funny<3

[whoknew9292]

whoa this was pretty sweet...fits dean perfectly..i love Jensen Ackles, he is soooo hott

[Emily1019]

Great video. Wonderful song for Dean!

[Spanishcastlemagic]

really well made!

[SwimmingFish]

Can I just say, that I never usually comment on vids, but I saw this had no comments and OMG, I deserves comments! The timeing of the clips was amazing, and the clips you used fitted so well with the song, and guh, it was amazing!

Dunno what else to say, but I think you get the idea.

Allie