Funnel-Web's WILL annoy you, even if you DON't bother them, they are the most aggresive spiders I have seen. They will try to attack you even if you are a zillion times bigger than them. As Billy would say, They care not a jot.
Did you know that funnel webs will take a bubble of air down underwater with them - they can live there for a few days. My girlfriend used to let her friends swim in her pool then when they were in she'd point out the funnel webs on the bottom of the pool!
Lee Evans sucks donkey dick....Connolly got better with age if anything else. His comedy is more outragous and alot funnier. If people gets offended with comedy the best thing they can do if FUCK OFF
Billy Connolly is without a doubt the most sensational comdien and I feel almost proud that he comes from scotland but I think this is when his comedy started to deteriorate. When he became famous and started hanging about with celebrities he lost his greatness because he made up all his stories and jokes based on where he grew up and the funny people he lived around and when he lost that his sense of humour started to go with it because he got a few smiles from me in this video but nothing more
No problem.I can multi task.I slag people off easily whilst maintaining a very productive lifestyle.Only the other day I called someone a cunt while baking an award winning Dundee cake.Prick.
Doesn't matter I still sympathise with the fact that the way you make yourself happy is by tramatically trying to make others feel bad about themselves and someone who does that, productive lifestyle or not, must be quite a small person because if it had been a comment about my opinions fair enough but to comment on the length.
P.S. anymore commets I will ignore so go ahead and criticise all you want if it makes you happy
I think he was brilliant too but I was brought up in glasgow and what he is describing is blown up out of all preportion I don't think he was abused and neither do many others who lived in the same conditions as him my mother if I deserved it wouldn't have thought twice about throwing a piece of furniture at me and she's a great mother all that stuff about sexual abuse strangely came after his father died look at an audience with billy he talks nicely about his father Don't believe all you read
don't get me wrong I think in his younger years he was great but I was just replying to wolfgirl996's comment with what I thought which is what we're supposed to do, no offense. If you like stand up check out lee evans unlike connolly he got better with age, that's because he turned down Hollywood fame and a lot of movie roles and kept the 'normal guy' that made everyone love him. Believe me he's worth having a look at.
I know he wasn't that funny in his early stuff which is quite disappointing but in the more recent tours such as XL tour 2005 and The Big tour O2 in 2008 he is at his best, he is over a hundred times funnier than he was a long time ago. I know once you don't like a comidien it's hard to give them another chance but try checking out his more recent tours, like I said he improved a lot with age.
are you forgetting about lee evans being in Funny Bones, MouseHunt, There's Something About Mary, The Fifth Element, The Ladies Man, The Martins and The Medallion. thats what i call a normal guy... yeah right
I was talking about his normal guy appearance in his standup. And besides that he could be a hell of a lot more famous than he is now because he has had a lot of offers for films he has turned down. He was asked why in an interview with Johnathon Ross and he said he was already away from his family too much The very reason he is not world renowned is because he is such a down to earth guy. Someone who gives up world fame in favour of his family yeah right that's what i would call a normal guy
Des mclean goes to see his doctor, he says "Doctor I just don't feel whole, I just don't feel complete anymore!" His doctor says "Drink this!" Des says "Yuck! It tastes like sh*t!" The doctor says "It is sh*t, you just need topping up!"
totaly fiasco.........mabe if youre on drogs hes funny.....
hummlan1 1 month ago
hha fkin funny shit
EvILMoNKey9427 7 months ago
Even "Il Duce" doesn't want to mess with them blue-ringed octopuses.
BTW, never predicted that the hilarious Connolly would be capable of pulling off such a serious badass role. BOONDOCK SAINTS RULES!!!
Kersey475 1 year ago
"Who annoys these bastards?!?" :D
Cygna1 1 year ago
Funnel-Web's WILL annoy you, even if you DON't bother them, they are the most aggresive spiders I have seen. They will try to attack you even if you are a zillion times bigger than them. As Billy would say, They care not a jot.
MilesB1975 1 year ago
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Who is this guy never heard of him . He isnt even funny.....
hummlan1 1 year ago
@hummlan1 Your a fucking idiot .......
IIGRIMrEAPER666 1 month ago
why did everyone just start cheering at the end
roloug95 1 year ago
I LOVE this guy - he's hilarious - and so true!
Did you know that funnel webs will take a bubble of air down underwater with them - they can live there for a few days. My girlfriend used to let her friends swim in her pool then when they were in she'd point out the funnel webs on the bottom of the pool!
ferretgirrrl 2 years ago
Lee Evans sucks donkey dick....Connolly got better with age if anything else. His comedy is more outragous and alot funnier. If people gets offended with comedy the best thing they can do if FUCK OFF
alansmith83 2 years ago 17
@alansmith83 Evans is for simpletons.
zeldagoblin 3 months ago
Oh Sonor, read your comment from 2 months ago whilst listening to the video. Absolutely love it, well done!!!!. Still laughing at it as it type. x
mags9158 2 years ago
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justlisten203 2 years ago
Billy Connolly is without a doubt the most sensational comdien and I feel almost proud that he comes from scotland but I think this is when his comedy started to deteriorate. When he became famous and started hanging about with celebrities he lost his greatness because he made up all his stories and jokes based on where he grew up and the funny people he lived around and when he lost that his sense of humour started to go with it because he got a few smiles from me in this video but nothing more
justlisten203 2 years ago
That is the longest sentence i have ever read in my life.Well done.The medal is on its way.
sonortubelug 2 years ago
if you can find time to criticize people about the length of their comments I feel quite sorry for you
justlisten203 2 years ago
No problem.I can multi task.I slag people off easily whilst maintaining a very productive lifestyle.Only the other day I called someone a cunt while baking an award winning Dundee cake.Prick.
sonortubelug 2 years ago
Doesn't matter I still sympathise with the fact that the way you make yourself happy is by tramatically trying to make others feel bad about themselves and someone who does that, productive lifestyle or not, must be quite a small person because if it had been a comment about my opinions fair enough but to comment on the length.
P.S. anymore commets I will ignore so go ahead and criticise all you want if it makes you happy
justlisten203 2 years ago
I stand corrected(said the man with the orthopedic shoe)THAT...is the longest sentence I've ever read.Go buy some full stops.Love you.
sonortubelug 2 years ago
That's a great comment, about ignoring other people's posts... whne your user name is "justlisten203"....
Bass5el 2 years ago
no affence, but u try laughing about ur childhood when were abused in every way possible.
personally i think hes brilliant ^_^
wolfgirl996 2 years ago
I think he was brilliant too but I was brought up in glasgow and what he is describing is blown up out of all preportion I don't think he was abused and neither do many others who lived in the same conditions as him my mother if I deserved it wouldn't have thought twice about throwing a piece of furniture at me and she's a great mother all that stuff about sexual abuse strangely came after his father died look at an audience with billy he talks nicely about his father Don't believe all you read
justlisten203 2 years ago
justlisten203: You're too bloody serious to get a laugh out of anything - go bake a cake...
miguelpaleta 2 years ago
don't get me wrong I think in his younger years he was great but I was just replying to wolfgirl996's comment with what I thought which is what we're supposed to do, no offense. If you like stand up check out lee evans unlike connolly he got better with age, that's because he turned down Hollywood fame and a lot of movie roles and kept the 'normal guy' that made everyone love him. Believe me he's worth having a look at.
justlisten203 2 years ago
justlisten203 thanks for that, pretty funny, I´d never heard of him before
miguelpaleta 2 years ago
I missed his last show in glasgow and I was very saddened by it. Check out lee evan's xl tour 2005 and big o2 tour 2008 they are the funniest.
justlisten203 2 years ago
Lee Evans has never once made me laugh in over 15 years of seeing his standup. He's bendy, I'll give him that but is it funny? Not really.
LeopoldStotchRules 2 years ago 3
I know he wasn't that funny in his early stuff which is quite disappointing but in the more recent tours such as XL tour 2005 and The Big tour O2 in 2008 he is at his best, he is over a hundred times funnier than he was a long time ago. I know once you don't like a comidien it's hard to give them another chance but try checking out his more recent tours, like I said he improved a lot with age.
justlisten203 2 years ago
are you forgetting about lee evans being in Funny Bones, MouseHunt, There's Something About Mary, The Fifth Element, The Ladies Man, The Martins and The Medallion. thats what i call a normal guy... yeah right
TheShowStoppa85 2 years ago
I was talking about his normal guy appearance in his standup. And besides that he could be a hell of a lot more famous than he is now because he has had a lot of offers for films he has turned down. He was asked why in an interview with Johnathon Ross and he said he was already away from his family too much The very reason he is not world renowned is because he is such a down to earth guy. Someone who gives up world fame in favour of his family yeah right that's what i would call a normal guy
justlisten203 2 years ago
no matter how many times a watch him he always makes me howl wae laughter
Shebeast3 2 years ago
Always makes me roar with laughter
Seanadun 3 years ago
Brilliant! :D
Cygna1 3 years ago
Fards, I love him.. if you look around where I "live" you will find a section with him in it.. feel free to add if you want.
NaughtyLyn 3 years ago
One hot fun, funny man!!
Anjimom 3 years ago 2
Literally crying tears from laughing so hard by the end of this. Classic Connolly!
alphuez 3 years ago
Dont rate chapple prefer Dara O'briain and omid dijalili
jamesclavellshogun 3 years ago
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Des mclean goes to see his doctor, he says "Doctor I just don't feel whole, I just don't feel complete anymore!" His doctor says "Drink this!" Des says "Yuck! It tastes like sh*t!" The doctor says "It is sh*t, you just need topping up!"
stevenfreaken 4 years ago
lolololololololololol!
alasdair009 3 years ago
Loved the bit about the tadpole down the trousers Billy
georgeboi 4 years ago 2
"Fuck off!" Soooo funny one of my favorite comedians, him and dave Chapelle and then Chris Rock!
GabrielPFoulkes 4 years ago 2
the bit about blue ringed octupuses hilarious
TheWiseMonkey 4 years ago 2
dammit i cant watch it cuz it keeps stoppin :(
archierules007 4 years ago
Wait a minute! Where's the bit about the shampoo?
avedoncarol 4 years ago
Ah, billy. You have created your own Genre of stand up comedy!
rosenti 4 years ago 11
That bit about stingers was hilarious. Billy's awesome!
lilmisscoopie 4 years ago 4
=0 where can i get me one of them thar tops!
AlmightyGingerOne 4 years ago 4
Thats fucking gold!!!
Fraaank41 4 years ago 4
OMG it seems like he is talking about Steve Irwin at one point "annoying animals"
VampiroEl 4 years ago
And what if he is...?
Jaiide93 4 years ago
billy is a pioneer. big respect to ya jock
bufantas 4 years ago
EXCELLENT
ONENONLYF8 4 years ago 2
greatest comidien of all time nobody anywhere in the same leauge
debron12 5 years ago
quality fitbaw!
craigyBow 5 years ago
Funniest man on the planet. A LIVING LEGEND!
Climbatize 5 years ago
yes
robzombieistheballs 4 years ago 2