My ex broke up with me 2 nights before his show. Hmmmm. We know that the ladies wanna hear the truth cause we're always at fault. Laughed my ass off at his show though. Thanks for the great laughs Bill!
don't ya have when you fall for the bait? You can't win in the argument because even if you make more sense than she does you still lose because you will be sleeping on the floor. Women can be evil.
i one time....got an argument with my ex gf started the whole bull shit, i went out a broke her rear mirrors and flatened two back tires...the next morining she saw that shit she couldn't do shit..she has no proof. I don't like challenge of any kind, cause i'd dedicate years to fuck somebody up if they harass me.
Women over the hundreds of years have become masters of the game of manipulation. The main key for men that Bill is trying to point out is that you don't even take the field, don't play the game because once the ball starts rolling, they've already won. Once the woman starts to play any one of those cards (all women use these cards, but for some women, the order is different), just try your hardest to stay calm and the minute she starts calling you stupid or retarded, just repeat Bill's line.
However, a lot of it is bullshit that's going to keep men in a shit scenario.
If you're a man, & your woman is doing shit like this-get out. Just get out!
When she starts in on shaming language, mind games, shit tests, or threatens to call the cops, that's you Que. Don't hesitate, don't think about it...
Just get off your couch, pack your socks. Grab your sports pictures. Load em in the car. & GET THE FUCK OUT!
I love being single im going to die single bcause i want to. No matter how good or helpfull or kind you are to women you cant help but feel as though youre being used. So find somethin you love or make a promise and stay single.
This guy is the man. Love him on this situation with women.
Fuck the Western woman, they are out of control and animals. Men in the West need to stay strong or the West is finished. Feminism is the death knell of society.
The Muslims and Asians don't tolerate this feminism bullshit, that is why they are doing so well demographically and are taking over the world. Notice how the economic and military power of the world is moving East.
@1226Theman Actually, Chinese women marry men exclusively for money, and Eastern countries have bought the feminist dogma as well. So it isn't limited in the West anymore.
@1226Theman Haha, nope. Explain previous feminist movements in Egypt and feminist movements in India. Sound like the West? Nope. And yes, there is feminist influence in China, whether you want to admit it or not.
Actually, there is feminism, or feminist influences, in Muslim and African countries as well. Look at all the programs to help girls in those countries. In Latin America, it exists as well.
@1226Theman "Thats horseshit and you know it" - a lot of Westerners, such as yourself, are not aware of stuff that happens outside your own home. Dare I say it? You're too selfish and stupid to realize that the West is not the only one affected.
"There is no feminism in China compared to America" - Oh, so good 'ole 'Merica is the only one of importance, no? You still haven't proved me wrong. In fact, you've shown me the ignorance shown by Westerners. Nice job.
Femifascism is a scourge that has it's nasty hands in all pockets of the planet.
No Country is exempt.
In India, they have women only train cars (& 1 man was even thrown from a moving car once because he accidentally wandered onto it.) India has also removed the possibility of scrutinizing a woman's allegations against men & they are currently proposing the idea of paying women to beat their husbands in public.
Men who care will always take the bait because we care about our women. That's why we're married. If you don't take the bait, remember that she'll find a guy who does. Remember that. because women just want to know you care. Show them you care or they'll find someone who does. I wish I'd shown her sooner.
@nofxmike06 Do what this guy says. If she gets away with disrespecting you once, she will do other shit to walk all over you. Never let a women get away with denying sex. For what ever reason. She denies it. You give her the boot. Ex girlfriend tried to pull that shit. I booted her on her birthday. She of course wanted me back. Women like men who dont care. Because we dont sell out emotionally. If you give into those baits your a chump and she will know.
i'm a femal and hate females. they're so crazy! why can't we all just be more laid back and not so bitchy... of wait, we can. it's called being a lesbian. lol i'm just kidding, there's a few of us out there who value men's sanity.
@sled1950 I`d take it a step further and say it doesn't matter what women find attractive. The important thing is that your choices and your life is lived genuinely. If you're trying to merely assimilate to a female fantasy, whatever it may be, you're not a real man, you're a dog.
@SummernlightningUSA and I'm assuming by professional he means he makes a living off of it.
Career - An occupation undertaken for a significant period of a person's life and with opportunities for progress.
There's not even any mention of how much you make, so by this definition a career could be whatever you want it to be. Either way it takes a stronger man to do what he wants and make less money than it does to just do whatever it takes to make the most money, this is what a whore does.
@SummernlightningUSA Bill Burr is a comedian, that's hardly a step up from a musician. And since when did woman wanting to fuck have any merit whatsoever? Justin Bieber? Lots of women want to fuck him. By this logic I'd say women not wanting to fuck you would make you a better man.
@SummernlightningUSA Hahahahaa.You wish bitch.I've been a professional musician for 30 years. I've had my share,believe me.And Tom Leykis gives out great advice,so suck on it loser.
@brianbela "professional musician" for 30 years? in other words you never had a real career. you must be bitter from all the women who dumped you for being broke all the time. now youre bitter, old fat and hate women and listen to another bitter old fat fuck who also hates women. neither you nor tom leykis could get laid in a womens prison. clearly young women dont want to fuck you, nor do any attractive women your age, if they did you wouldent whine about women like a girl.
@SummernlightningUSA by the way, I want to give a shout out to all the beautiful female bill burr fans in the nyc and surrounding area unlike bitchtits over here I think girls are pretty cool sometimes. in fact hit me up and maby we can go to see bill burr in the city sometime while this guy whines to people at the bar about all the women who dumped him.-mike (but you can call me daddy)
@brianbela "professional musician" for 30 years? in other words you never had a real career. you must be bitter from all the women who dumped you for being broke all the time. now youre bitter, old fat and hate women and you listen to another bitter old fat fuck who also hates women. neither you nor tom leykis could get laid in a womens prison. clearly young women dont want to fuck you, nor do any attractive women your age, if they did you wouldent whine about women like a girl.
Bill Burr and Tom Leykis should be REQUIRED LISTENING FOR ALL MEN.What he is saying here about women is true wisdom.Women are like lawyers,and they WILL try and make you "Break" under questioning.
Relationship advice for the masculine male. I love this! (I am a woman) It is refreshing to me to see a man approach relationships from a completely exaggerated masculine view in order to help other men deal with their females. Granted the masculine view isn't the only thing exaggerated here, but hey we're all allowed to do that right? LOL It's not like we women aren't shit talking about the shit men do. Haha Anyway what he says is absolutely true if you want to end the argument just stay CALM.
Guys, you want some advice? Date some girls that were raised in Asia or the east. They will remind you of what women are. Why? - because Asian women pride themselves on having feminine qualities while American women pride themselves on having masculine qualities. These are gross generalizations, but have some truth I think. By the way Bill's advice is right on IMO..
@8triagrammer Asian women suck. Here is why. Asian women dont pride themselves on feminine qualities you dumbass, They just cant be seen doing what american girls do because they will be outcast in their community because Asian MEN think asian women should behave prudly and shy and submissive. No asian girl in their right mind is gonna risk being exposed as a slut. White women dont give a fuck and are better because they dont have this social boundary. They take what they want
@paralyzer1111 You invalidated yourself as a rational person by calling me a "dumbass". That was uncalled for. Furthermore, all you did was regurgitate a bunch of stereotypes about Asian women. Having grown up in America and actually lived in Asia for many years I can speak from experience. You obviously have men issues, and that's really too bad for you. By the tone of your posts it's obvious you're an angry, and unhappy person, hmm.. I wonder why that is?
@8triagrammer I dont care if your offended. Dont make claims that asian women are better. They are clearly not. In fact they are behind. You see a sexually free woman is socially above other women. Because she is not afraid to act on inpulse. Its fact that all girls are diverse and want different things. But true test of character for any girl is what she doesnt when she does just want sex. 9 times out of ten an asian girl wont act on it. And thats just gutless and not respectable
@paralyzer1111 I know you don't care if I'm offended - because you're a ball busting miserable waste of space.. But that's ok.. Actually Asian women are sexually free, and you have no idea what you're talking about. Most American women are "bible belt" Christian/Catholics with hang ups about sex.. You're talking out of your ass with nothing to back it up, where as I have actually lived in both countries. Why don't you just get your sex change operation, get a penis and be happy?
@8triagrammer I could not believ it when I started dating my gf. The difference between her and modern masculine woman is black and white. She came from asia and the roles of men and woman are defined. I support her and she does everything to support me so I can support her. That is the simplest way I can say it although I'm not talking just about money. The freedom is fantastic. You know where you stand.
@BizzoMustard Yeah I know, and so many American women who are so independent and "liberated" are actually very unhappy and lonely. Many of them are divorced at least once and wind up alone and miserable because no men want to put up with them. That's the sad part about it.
@8triagrammer And Im upset because this guy is right and all women are like this.. As for asian women, I couldnt not respect a girl who doesnt stand up for herself, is shy, is submissive to a distasteful degree. Its not feminine qualities. Its social restrictions put on by idiots like you. They are afraid to act themselvs and act as equals to men. You are the one that hate women.
@paralyzer1111 How wrong you are. The woman have complete authority over the goings on of the house and the man gets out of the way. You have seen too many movies set in the 1700's lol. Trust me you are wrong. I think your misconception comes from the fact that these woman encourage a man to be men and are not insecure so to lord over the man. They are not unnecessarily aggressive but secure in there strength. Strong doesn't equal aggression
@paralyzer1111 You're assuming way too much and you're confusing "women's rights" with "women's lib" - that's the point I originally made. Women's liberation separated women from their natural feminine instincts and made them think they need to be more like men, when in reality it was all intended to get women in the workforce so that they could be taxed. Look it up.
The bi-product is confused women such as yourself who think they need to compete with men...
@8triagrammer Im a dude. Im writing from my sisters account because I dont have one. Now... This arguement is actually a debate of taste. You like submissive shy prude women who act nice little innocent angels, cool your fantasy of having a chick thats near virgin gets fulfilled. I dont think you can handle a women who is sexually liberated. They are higher quality and are usually more successful in life. And thats attractive. I like a girl with formost confidence and independence
Until she introduces you to the modern day divorce court that is. OR the criminal justice system's "primary aggressor" laws. Or the family court. All are under the thumb of feminist governance & you think they give a shit about you or your rights?
Modern western women have been bred to be the most petulant, vindictive, entitled, spoiled, & selfish children the world has ever seen. & the system caters to them & enslaves you.
@paralyzer1111 actually I've been with women who were totally sexually liberated. That's not the point. Furthermore, you're assuming way too much. Grow up. The issue here is not whether or not women are "liberated" it is whether or not they embrace their femininity, but judging by your immature responses thus far, I think this topic is over your head.
@8triagrammer Asian girls also are twice as likely to be staying in a shitty relationship. Again cant lose face. Asian girls are a lot about saving face. If its bad for their innocent image like breaking up after 4 weeks cuz the guy is a total chump, so they wont do it. OR they will go out with you, sleep with you a couple of times once you agree things are exclusive then tell you that she isnt ready to take things futrher...
So f*ck you and your advice too. YOu dont know anything
All the types of manipulation he's describing are for immature women. Why the fuck date someone that goddamn immature in the first place? I'd dump a bitch quick for that. (before anyone wants to flame me for being sexist against women, I'm a lesbian, not a guy)
@veh707 Every woman I've ever met behaves like this at some time or another. It has nothing to do with immaturity, its just the way that woman are wired. Ps. the fact that you are a lesbian does not mean that you cant be sexist.
@TahaNasserTV I'd like to know your sample size and case study for "ever woman you've ever met" - so you can back up that claim of women being wired like that. I think it would be interesting to discuss nature vs. nurture, and to do the study in societies that are different than ours (assuming you are also from the U.S.)
@silicon605 ...some fucked up people out there. Some even argue to argue and they actually do argue and call the opposite sex the selfish ones when, in turn, its actually something they want. Yes its all unacceptable, but that does not hide the fact that there are people like this. Burr would agree that it's unacceptable. He might not like some parts of it being that way, but thats him. All he's saying is be prepared to face some messed up people because you just might run into them.
@silicon605 When a person brings up something personal in an argument to try to challenge or insult you then they have nothing better to say in the argument. Which means that it has gone from something serious to something childish. And yes that brands them as turning an argument into a hostile situation. People do that to cause the most damage in the heat of the moment and Burr is talking about knowing how to combat that. He's not bitching about it or trying to put women down. There are...
So true, whenever you argue with a woman about anything under the sun, at some point, your manhood is challenged, especially when she is loosing her fight!
@silicon605 All Bill Burr is saying is that you should keep your cool and be the bigger person in a situation like so. There is nothing wrong with that. This woman that Burr is referring to is being immature. No woman, actually... no body should ever challenge you like that. and when you encounter that you have to keep your cool. Then when she is calm you explain your side of the conversation, then thats where you bring in EQUALITY!
If you forget her birthday and she calls you an insensitive asshole, she's nuts and needs to grow up! The type of woman he is describing here should be avoided unless you enjoy endless arguments and shit tests.
I'm a woman this is what I do. If I get mad about something I warn my bf "I'm mad so just let me yell at the object or person." if I got PMS I warn him. If I snap I instantly appologise coz I can't be mad at him he's perfect lol. I hate being shouted so we go half-half in food and drinks when out. 15 months without argument and lots of sex. It works
Great advice. You know the reason why some cultures oppress women? The men are afraid of them. Because women, despite what they say, don't want equality. They want the advantage. And here in the U.S., they have it big time. I mean, I really feel sorry for young men in this country. Being a man is considered a disease or a pathology in America.
I`m 29, and date multiple women at any given time, have my own house, and make my own rules, this is great advice, as women are so up and down like a roller coaster with emotions, its a man`s job as a man to keep his cool at all times no matter what, women find this quality very attractive, I probably won`t ever get married or have kids. thumbs up man..
@sled1950 Right on dude. Good for you. I got married to a wonderfull woman, but the truth is I feel like a frustrated lion and just realized I REALLY DON'T FUCKING WANT KIDS. And she's older than me and time is running out with the whole kids issue. Being married is enough of a chain already, I pass on the kids.
@sled1950 Agreed, too bad we can't quantify those observations or behavior and trends or we could point them out to this half of the population! Unfortunately, there are statistics on men that women often use to point fingers at us, making us the rapists, wife beaters, child molesters, horndogs, etc, because of our gender! Of course, it had gone so far that even when the stats are made up, it wouldn't matter! It is very one sided, you only hear people talk about how a man should treat a woman!
@sled1950 You are my role model! I am 25 and finally fully getting this stuff. Yes, why get married or have kids? You have nothing to lose until you do. Lose your freedom and your money for starters.
A well reasoned, intelligent, logical argument trumps an emotional, ill-conceived argument every time. By not responding to antagonism, one may weather the passion of the antagonist and tire him or her out.
This is correct! I've been through the crying scene of ex having me move in with her (not her parents house, but with her). NEVER AGAIN! I say that it is true that all women are evil- Western women are evil!
all these people that are talking shit about women, obviously have never met a "good" woman....these characteristics aren't only capable of women but also of men and every human being...and in today's world...women aren't the only parasites...PEOPLE in general are. everyone just needs to stop hating cuz they've had a couple of psycho relationships and they seem to base their one or two experiences into an entire generalization of women. YOU ARE WHO YOURE WITH =)
It pisses me off so bad. This girl I went out with breaks up with me saying she can't handle a relationship. And 2-3 weeks later she's dating another guy. And she has him text me like talking shit. She wanted to be friends but after she did that I said fuck her. And when I say that she says I'm sorry calm down? Calm down? No. Fuck him, fuck you.
I never understand why so many extreamly Inteligent pepole like foot ball an base ballgorge carlin also like it...
I never understand it like wathcing two fly fuck the only sport I can stand is boxing an pro wrestling an tna is the only promotion i can watch from beginin to end I usaly skip throgh wwe an this catch the part with orton in it an cm punk now.
Women made our best comedians go crazy, but they arn't having it I guess. Some of them anyway. Louis Ck, Bill Burr. Is it wrong that I feel better when I hear these guy's say this and then I rejoice that I am single? I'm glad I wasn't one of those dudes who left high school and had a kid, with the fat wife.
@shoney If you define yourself by the woman you're with, sure, I could see how you would think his life is a sad life. If you're an individual, and don't want kids, and just want to live out your life happy instead of having some dead weight mooch hanging around your neck that actually has enough money to support herself, but still expects to be wined and dined, and supported, then it's not so sad now is it? You wouldn't happen to be a woman would you?
@SovereignStatesman well everyone shouldn't define you that way, because THAT is smug...it happens all the time, I know i've done it, but that doesn't make it right.
Well they DO, and I always say that reality is the difference between ideals and naivete. And the hotter chick you're seen with, the hotter ones you get.
But anyway there's no point in even dating a woman who doesn't turn you on sexually.
Fuck'n bait...gets me everytime...
jat1668 2 days ago
"Don't ever lose your cool"
buddy1holly 2 days ago
Tom leykis women
diziplesp 6 days ago
"like those maggots that crawled in their heads...they were never the same" LOL CLASSIC
Areyeful 1 week ago
lol this guy is one of my favorite comics now
Areyeful 1 week ago 3
My ex broke up with me 2 nights before his show. Hmmmm. We know that the ladies wanna hear the truth cause we're always at fault. Laughed my ass off at his show though. Thanks for the great laughs Bill!
aaronfafalios1 1 week ago
My girlfriend, after the crying phase, actually accused me once of ruining her evening. I remember exactly because it was my fuckin' birthday.
comiu 1 week ago 7
Rather coarse but it's exactly what a councilor told me. Women desire to control men - it's always been that way.
LetzBeaFranque 2 weeks ago
American football analogy really works here. Kudos Bill - you're fucking on point.
YouMustBeKidding1 2 weeks ago
don't ya have when you fall for the bait? You can't win in the argument because even if you make more sense than she does you still lose because you will be sleeping on the floor. Women can be evil.
RunDCM 2 weeks ago
@RunDCM
Don't sleep on the floor, that's for fools.
Ericanious 2 weeks ago
>mfw I did this instinctively yesterday with my bitchy sister
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i one time....got an argument with my ex gf started the whole bull shit, i went out a broke her rear mirrors and flatened two back tires...the next morining she saw that shit she couldn't do shit..she has no proof. I don't like challenge of any kind, cause i'd dedicate years to fuck somebody up if they harass me.
Sam10947 3 weeks ago
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Sam10947 3 weeks ago
Women need to have a child to grow up.
FranticMydlo 3 weeks ago
Adam and eve....tells truth!
TheMrfreedomrequired 3 weeks ago
now thats what i call a closing statement
111111hakar 1 month ago
Women over the hundreds of years have become masters of the game of manipulation. The main key for men that Bill is trying to point out is that you don't even take the field, don't play the game because once the ball starts rolling, they've already won. Once the woman starts to play any one of those cards (all women use these cards, but for some women, the order is different), just try your hardest to stay calm and the minute she starts calling you stupid or retarded, just repeat Bill's line.
DoItYouWont100 1 month ago
A lot of what Bill says here makes sense.
However, a lot of it is bullshit that's going to keep men in a shit scenario.
If you're a man, & your woman is doing shit like this-get out. Just get out!
When she starts in on shaming language, mind games, shit tests, or threatens to call the cops, that's you Que. Don't hesitate, don't think about it...
Just get off your couch, pack your socks. Grab your sports pictures. Load em in the car. & GET THE FUCK OUT!
Change you bank account numbers too.
Razlo5000 1 month ago
@Razlo5000
best move. somethings are not worth the trouble
jeromeeusebius 2 weeks ago
I love being single im going to die single bcause i want to. No matter how good or helpfull or kind you are to women you cant help but feel as though youre being used. So find somethin you love or make a promise and stay single.
jboogi90 1 month ago
@jboogi90
I am with you on that quest. Not worth the trouble
jeromeeusebius 2 weeks ago
This guy is the man. Love him on this situation with women.
Fuck the Western woman, they are out of control and animals. Men in the West need to stay strong or the West is finished. Feminism is the death knell of society.
The Muslims and Asians don't tolerate this feminism bullshit, that is why they are doing so well demographically and are taking over the world. Notice how the economic and military power of the world is moving East.
Feminism is the reason for the end of the West.
1226Theman 1 month ago
@1226Theman Actually, Chinese women marry men exclusively for money, and Eastern countries have bought the feminist dogma as well. So it isn't limited in the West anymore.
blacktigerpaw1 1 month ago
@blacktigerpaw1 Thats horseshit and you know it.
There is NO feminism in China compared to America. Its not even comparable.
Soon I will be hearing form you there is FEMINISM in Muslim and African countries too.
Even in Latin America, Machismo is very strong and Feminism doesn't exist as it does in the West.
The West is the only area stupid enough to practice this. That is why it is DYING.
1226Theman 1 month ago
@1226Theman Haha, nope. Explain previous feminist movements in Egypt and feminist movements in India. Sound like the West? Nope. And yes, there is feminist influence in China, whether you want to admit it or not.
Actually, there is feminism, or feminist influences, in Muslim and African countries as well. Look at all the programs to help girls in those countries. In Latin America, it exists as well.
blacktigerpaw1 1 month ago
@1226Theman "Thats horseshit and you know it" - a lot of Westerners, such as yourself, are not aware of stuff that happens outside your own home. Dare I say it? You're too selfish and stupid to realize that the West is not the only one affected.
"There is no feminism in China compared to America" - Oh, so good 'ole 'Merica is the only one of importance, no? You still haven't proved me wrong. In fact, you've shown me the ignorance shown by Westerners. Nice job.
blacktigerpaw1 1 month ago
@1226Theman
Femifascism is a scourge that has it's nasty hands in all pockets of the planet.
No Country is exempt.
In India, they have women only train cars (& 1 man was even thrown from a moving car once because he accidentally wandered onto it.) India has also removed the possibility of scrutinizing a woman's allegations against men & they are currently proposing the idea of paying women to beat their husbands in public.
Don't even get me started on Sweden.
Look up "A Voice For Men" radio.
Razlo5000 1 month ago
this has nothing to do with "modern" women; flipping out and being emotional bitches is hardwired into women's DNA
Koryo8 1 month ago
actually good advice for any guys
acrabtree11 1 month ago
Be calm. The best advice you can have for every situation possible, women or otherwise. I'm 42 and am confirming this from experience.
tpellman 1 month ago
Men who care will always take the bait because we care about our women. That's why we're married. If you don't take the bait, remember that she'll find a guy who does. Remember that. because women just want to know you care. Show them you care or they'll find someone who does. I wish I'd shown her sooner.
nofxmike06 1 month ago
@nofxmike06 Do what this guy says. If she gets away with disrespecting you once, she will do other shit to walk all over you. Never let a women get away with denying sex. For what ever reason. She denies it. You give her the boot. Ex girlfriend tried to pull that shit. I booted her on her birthday. She of course wanted me back. Women like men who dont care. Because we dont sell out emotionally. If you give into those baits your a chump and she will know.
paralyzer1111 1 month ago
where is the rest of this. i want to hear the whole thing. it was good honest advice.
tomtomvader 1 month ago
i'm a femal and hate females. they're so crazy! why can't we all just be more laid back and not so bitchy... of wait, we can. it's called being a lesbian. lol i'm just kidding, there's a few of us out there who value men's sanity.
meagannnaliseee 1 month ago
Is that pixel in the middle Bill?
ACunnyFunt 1 month ago
I like how this video says that it's as seen on /fit/.
CharlieSmurffy 2 months ago
@sled1950 I`d take it a step further and say it doesn't matter what women find attractive. The important thing is that your choices and your life is lived genuinely. If you're trying to merely assimilate to a female fantasy, whatever it may be, you're not a real man, you're a dog.
12Ominous 2 months ago
@SummernlightningUSA and I'm assuming by professional he means he makes a living off of it.
Career - An occupation undertaken for a significant period of a person's life and with opportunities for progress.
There's not even any mention of how much you make, so by this definition a career could be whatever you want it to be. Either way it takes a stronger man to do what he wants and make less money than it does to just do whatever it takes to make the most money, this is what a whore does.
12Ominous 2 months ago
@SummernlightningUSA Bill Burr is a comedian, that's hardly a step up from a musician. And since when did woman wanting to fuck have any merit whatsoever? Justin Bieber? Lots of women want to fuck him. By this logic I'd say women not wanting to fuck you would make you a better man.
12Ominous 2 months ago
@cycober tom leykis hates women because they never fucked him, and still wont.
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SummernlightningUSA 2 months ago
@SummernlightningUSA Hahahahaa.You wish bitch.I've been a professional musician for 30 years. I've had my share,believe me.And Tom Leykis gives out great advice,so suck on it loser.
brianbela 2 months ago
@brianbela "professional musician" for 30 years? in other words you never had a real career. you must be bitter from all the women who dumped you for being broke all the time. now youre bitter, old fat and hate women and listen to another bitter old fat fuck who also hates women. neither you nor tom leykis could get laid in a womens prison. clearly young women dont want to fuck you, nor do any attractive women your age, if they did you wouldent whine about women like a girl.
SummernlightningUSA 2 months ago
@SummernlightningUSA by the way, I want to give a shout out to all the beautiful female bill burr fans in the nyc and surrounding area unlike bitchtits over here I think girls are pretty cool sometimes. in fact hit me up and maby we can go to see bill burr in the city sometime while this guy whines to people at the bar about all the women who dumped him.-mike (but you can call me daddy)
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@brianbela "professional musician" for 30 years? in other words you never had a real career. you must be bitter from all the women who dumped you for being broke all the time. now youre bitter, old fat and hate women and you listen to another bitter old fat fuck who also hates women. neither you nor tom leykis could get laid in a womens prison. clearly young women dont want to fuck you, nor do any attractive women your age, if they did you wouldent whine about women like a girl.
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SummernlightningUSA 2 months ago
thank you im not alone
Danshro 2 months ago
Bill Burr and Tom Leykis should be REQUIRED LISTENING FOR ALL MEN.What he is saying here about women is true wisdom.Women are like lawyers,and they WILL try and make you "Break" under questioning.
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SummernlightningUSA 2 months ago
@brianbela tom leykis is a fat fuck who hates women because they wont fuck him.
SummernlightningUSA 2 months ago
lol justifiable homicide
AarinGend0 2 months ago
He's a prophet and a sage.
RCTPatriot75 2 months ago
wow. I agree with everything he just said....but I would love to know what women did this to him.
mixmastermeeks 2 months ago
the downfall of the human race started when we gave these worthless women the right to vote its been alllll downhill from there
Bigmanbam44 2 months ago 4
He just perfectly described 99% of all "modern" women.
dyablohunter 2 months ago 28
I love the underlying message here. He is teaching boys to be men, and making it ok to do so within the code of manliness....
PoeticEtiquette 3 months ago 10
Relationship advice for the masculine male. I love this! (I am a woman) It is refreshing to me to see a man approach relationships from a completely exaggerated masculine view in order to help other men deal with their females. Granted the masculine view isn't the only thing exaggerated here, but hey we're all allowed to do that right? LOL It's not like we women aren't shit talking about the shit men do. Haha Anyway what he says is absolutely true if you want to end the argument just stay CALM.
PoeticEtiquette 3 months ago 3
Here's what you do when a woman does this shit: break up with her. End it. Right then and there.
3DMaster 3 months ago 7
@3DMaster i agree
mnypwrrspkt 3 months ago
Guys, you want some advice? Date some girls that were raised in Asia or the east. They will remind you of what women are. Why? - because Asian women pride themselves on having feminine qualities while American women pride themselves on having masculine qualities. These are gross generalizations, but have some truth I think. By the way Bill's advice is right on IMO..
8triagrammer 3 months ago 25
@8triagrammer Asian women suck. Here is why. Asian women dont pride themselves on feminine qualities you dumbass, They just cant be seen doing what american girls do because they will be outcast in their community because Asian MEN think asian women should behave prudly and shy and submissive. No asian girl in their right mind is gonna risk being exposed as a slut. White women dont give a fuck and are better because they dont have this social boundary. They take what they want
paralyzer1111 1 month ago
@paralyzer1111 You invalidated yourself as a rational person by calling me a "dumbass". That was uncalled for. Furthermore, all you did was regurgitate a bunch of stereotypes about Asian women. Having grown up in America and actually lived in Asia for many years I can speak from experience. You obviously have men issues, and that's really too bad for you. By the tone of your posts it's obvious you're an angry, and unhappy person, hmm.. I wonder why that is?
8triagrammer 1 month ago
@8triagrammer I dont care if your offended. Dont make claims that asian women are better. They are clearly not. In fact they are behind. You see a sexually free woman is socially above other women. Because she is not afraid to act on inpulse. Its fact that all girls are diverse and want different things. But true test of character for any girl is what she doesnt when she does just want sex. 9 times out of ten an asian girl wont act on it. And thats just gutless and not respectable
paralyzer1111 1 month ago
@paralyzer1111 does do*
paralyzer1111 1 month ago
@paralyzer1111 I know you don't care if I'm offended - because you're a ball busting miserable waste of space.. But that's ok.. Actually Asian women are sexually free, and you have no idea what you're talking about. Most American women are "bible belt" Christian/Catholics with hang ups about sex.. You're talking out of your ass with nothing to back it up, where as I have actually lived in both countries. Why don't you just get your sex change operation, get a penis and be happy?
8triagrammer 1 month ago
@8triagrammer I could not believ it when I started dating my gf. The difference between her and modern masculine woman is black and white. She came from asia and the roles of men and woman are defined. I support her and she does everything to support me so I can support her. That is the simplest way I can say it although I'm not talking just about money. The freedom is fantastic. You know where you stand.
BizzoMustard 1 month ago
@BizzoMustard Yeah I know, and so many American women who are so independent and "liberated" are actually very unhappy and lonely. Many of them are divorced at least once and wind up alone and miserable because no men want to put up with them. That's the sad part about it.
8triagrammer 1 month ago 2
@8triagrammer And Im upset because this guy is right and all women are like this.. As for asian women, I couldnt not respect a girl who doesnt stand up for herself, is shy, is submissive to a distasteful degree. Its not feminine qualities. Its social restrictions put on by idiots like you. They are afraid to act themselvs and act as equals to men. You are the one that hate women.
paralyzer1111 1 month ago
@paralyzer1111 How wrong you are. The woman have complete authority over the goings on of the house and the man gets out of the way. You have seen too many movies set in the 1700's lol. Trust me you are wrong. I think your misconception comes from the fact that these woman encourage a man to be men and are not insecure so to lord over the man. They are not unnecessarily aggressive but secure in there strength. Strong doesn't equal aggression
BizzoMustard 1 month ago
@paralyzer1111 You're assuming way too much and you're confusing "women's rights" with "women's lib" - that's the point I originally made. Women's liberation separated women from their natural feminine instincts and made them think they need to be more like men, when in reality it was all intended to get women in the workforce so that they could be taxed. Look it up.
The bi-product is confused women such as yourself who think they need to compete with men...
8triagrammer 1 month ago
@8triagrammer Im a dude. Im writing from my sisters account because I dont have one. Now... This arguement is actually a debate of taste. You like submissive shy prude women who act nice little innocent angels, cool your fantasy of having a chick thats near virgin gets fulfilled. I dont think you can handle a women who is sexually liberated. They are higher quality and are usually more successful in life. And thats attractive. I like a girl with formost confidence and independence
paralyzer1111 1 month ago
@paralyzer1111
Until she introduces you to the modern day divorce court that is. OR the criminal justice system's "primary aggressor" laws. Or the family court. All are under the thumb of feminist governance & you think they give a shit about you or your rights?
Modern western women have been bred to be the most petulant, vindictive, entitled, spoiled, & selfish children the world has ever seen. & the system caters to them & enslaves you.
Learn these truths & protect yourself bro.
Razlo5000 1 month ago 2
@paralyzer1111 actually I've been with women who were totally sexually liberated. That's not the point. Furthermore, you're assuming way too much. Grow up. The issue here is not whether or not women are "liberated" it is whether or not they embrace their femininity, but judging by your immature responses thus far, I think this topic is over your head.
8triagrammer 1 month ago
@paralyzer1111 role confused bitch
JohnAntonyFortune 1 month ago
@JohnAntonyFortune hahah Thank you!!
8triagrammer 1 month ago
@8triagrammer Asian girls also are twice as likely to be staying in a shitty relationship. Again cant lose face. Asian girls are a lot about saving face. If its bad for their innocent image like breaking up after 4 weeks cuz the guy is a total chump, so they wont do it. OR they will go out with you, sleep with you a couple of times once you agree things are exclusive then tell you that she isnt ready to take things futrher...
So f*ck you and your advice too. YOu dont know anything
paralyzer1111 1 month ago
Duh !
pirrung123 3 months ago
All the types of manipulation he's describing are for immature women. Why the fuck date someone that goddamn immature in the first place? I'd dump a bitch quick for that. (before anyone wants to flame me for being sexist against women, I'm a lesbian, not a guy)
veh707 3 months ago
@veh707 Every woman I've ever met behaves like this at some time or another. It has nothing to do with immaturity, its just the way that woman are wired. Ps. the fact that you are a lesbian does not mean that you cant be sexist.
TahaNasserTV 3 months ago 4
@TahaNasserTV Then I guess the old patriarchy had it right.
3DMaster 3 months ago 2
@3DMaster I dont know what you mean by that tbh
TahaNasserTV 3 months ago
@TahaNasserTV I'd like to know your sample size and case study for "ever woman you've ever met" - so you can back up that claim of women being wired like that. I think it would be interesting to discuss nature vs. nurture, and to do the study in societies that are different than ours (assuming you are also from the U.S.)
veh707 3 months ago
rare naked choke
ChrisTheEnigma 3 months ago
Bill Burr needs to be writing Man Laws!
jteruel671 3 months ago 3
Burr is truth
SpoonableFreebs 3 months ago
@silicon605 ...some fucked up people out there. Some even argue to argue and they actually do argue and call the opposite sex the selfish ones when, in turn, its actually something they want. Yes its all unacceptable, but that does not hide the fact that there are people like this. Burr would agree that it's unacceptable. He might not like some parts of it being that way, but thats him. All he's saying is be prepared to face some messed up people because you just might run into them.
archangel8323 4 months ago
@silicon605 When a person brings up something personal in an argument to try to challenge or insult you then they have nothing better to say in the argument. Which means that it has gone from something serious to something childish. And yes that brands them as turning an argument into a hostile situation. People do that to cause the most damage in the heat of the moment and Burr is talking about knowing how to combat that. He's not bitching about it or trying to put women down. There are...
archangel8323 4 months ago
So true, whenever you argue with a woman about anything under the sun, at some point, your manhood is challenged, especially when she is loosing her fight!
luckybozo1 4 months ago 7
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@mansuka
This is ALSO why you should listen to Leykis, i.e.
1) NEVER FISH OUT OF THE COMPANY POND-- I.e. do NOT even THINK about mixing work with dating;
2) NEVER LET ANY CHICK KNOW THAT YOU LIKE HER, and
3) NEVER talk to ANY woman in the workplace!
EVER!
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
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I love this man even more than Tom Leykis.
He is now my official dad.
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
man hes 100% correct
mrtundra45 4 months ago
Nothing better than comedic truth.
kelly2charmin 4 months ago
@silicon605 All Bill Burr is saying is that you should keep your cool and be the bigger person in a situation like so. There is nothing wrong with that. This woman that Burr is referring to is being immature. No woman, actually... no body should ever challenge you like that. and when you encounter that you have to keep your cool. Then when she is calm you explain your side of the conversation, then thats where you bring in EQUALITY!
chasedabase 4 months ago
@silicon605 caps lock key press it... then maybe ill read your wall of text.
atticuzness 4 months ago
Single and swinging or Married with children, Either way your gonna have to deal with bullshit.
ButcherGod 4 months ago
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@ButcherGod
Yeah but when you're single and swinging, it's all subjective.
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
If you forget her birthday and she calls you an insensitive asshole, she's nuts and needs to grow up! The type of woman he is describing here should be avoided unless you enjoy endless arguments and shit tests.
forgetfulmuse 4 months ago
Boys, don't move in with her!
It's a trap.
You will be making the biggest mistake of your life!
BetaDeltaCebu 4 months ago
Her-I don't know if we should continue dating.
Him-Maybe we shouldn't.
BobbyL5757 4 months ago
I love u man u r d fknnnnnnnnn mannnnnnnnnnnnn
affankh 5 months ago
I'm a woman this is what I do. If I get mad about something I warn my bf "I'm mad so just let me yell at the object or person." if I got PMS I warn him. If I snap I instantly appologise coz I can't be mad at him he's perfect lol. I hate being shouted so we go half-half in food and drinks when out. 15 months without argument and lots of sex. It works
Naxer84 5 months ago
Great advice. You know the reason why some cultures oppress women? The men are afraid of them. Because women, despite what they say, don't want equality. They want the advantage. And here in the U.S., they have it big time. I mean, I really feel sorry for young men in this country. Being a man is considered a disease or a pathology in America.
dnsmithnc 5 months ago 6
this is amazing, greatest advice ever
rends 5 months ago
Finding good women in America is like going through a barrel of needles to find a paper-clip.
Manoffriendship 6 months ago 22
@Manoffriendship fuck, that's the best analogy I've ever heard.
pretorious700 2 months ago
@Manoffriendship A waste of time and painful.
Dr0pp3dMaD00bie 2 months ago
I`m 29, and date multiple women at any given time, have my own house, and make my own rules, this is great advice, as women are so up and down like a roller coaster with emotions, its a man`s job as a man to keep his cool at all times no matter what, women find this quality very attractive, I probably won`t ever get married or have kids. thumbs up man..
sled1950 6 months ago 17
@sled1950 Right on dude. Good for you. I got married to a wonderfull woman, but the truth is I feel like a frustrated lion and just realized I REALLY DON'T FUCKING WANT KIDS. And she's older than me and time is running out with the whole kids issue. Being married is enough of a chain already, I pass on the kids.
1REVINT 5 months ago
@1REVINT Youre probably young......later in life you will want kids.
mrtundra45 4 months ago
@mrtundra45 I am young, I'm 24. But I've always had a problem with kids. I don't like them for some reason. Who knows.
1REVINT 4 months ago
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@1REVINT
"Some reason?"
When you have little animals that stick their snotty fingers in your butter on your table after picking their nose, that's enough.
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
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@mrtundra45
That's not maturity, it's SENILITY.
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
@sled1950 Agreed, too bad we can't quantify those observations or behavior and trends or we could point them out to this half of the population! Unfortunately, there are statistics on men that women often use to point fingers at us, making us the rapists, wife beaters, child molesters, horndogs, etc, because of our gender! Of course, it had gone so far that even when the stats are made up, it wouldn't matter! It is very one sided, you only hear people talk about how a man should treat a woman!
luckybozo1 4 months ago 2
@sled1950 You are my role model! I am 25 and finally fully getting this stuff. Yes, why get married or have kids? You have nothing to lose until you do. Lose your freedom and your money for starters.
eletcherful 1 month ago
@eletcherful Wisdom.
MrBeautifulba1 1 month ago
A well reasoned, intelligent, logical argument trumps an emotional, ill-conceived argument every time. By not responding to antagonism, one may weather the passion of the antagonist and tire him or her out.
Mxlsptlk 6 months ago
This is correct! I've been through the crying scene of ex having me move in with her (not her parents house, but with her). NEVER AGAIN! I say that it is true that all women are evil- Western women are evil!
CyberPirate83 6 months ago 3
I'm angry at women right now, so I'll regret bashing women later.
bubasa87 7 months ago
@Eternalsin84 Amen!
bubasa87 7 months ago
Nobody makes more sense than Bill Burr
joegun525 7 months ago
all these people that are talking shit about women, obviously have never met a "good" woman....these characteristics aren't only capable of women but also of men and every human being...and in today's world...women aren't the only parasites...PEOPLE in general are. everyone just needs to stop hating cuz they've had a couple of psycho relationships and they seem to base their one or two experiences into an entire generalization of women. YOU ARE WHO YOURE WITH =)
ninolina021387 7 months ago
@ninolina021387 No no all women worthless they are
Eternalsin84 7 months ago 5
@Eternalsin84 go get laid buddy
ninolina021387 7 months ago
This was hilarious. Especially the BP reference. But yeah, when a girl starts saying really hurtful things to get her way like that, it's over...
Bristecom 7 months ago 2
It pisses me off so bad. This girl I went out with breaks up with me saying she can't handle a relationship. And 2-3 weeks later she's dating another guy. And she has him text me like talking shit. She wanted to be friends but after she did that I said fuck her. And when I say that she says I'm sorry calm down? Calm down? No. Fuck him, fuck you.
ILaxULax 7 months ago 5
I never understand why so many extreamly Inteligent pepole like foot ball an base ballgorge carlin also like it...
I never understand it like wathcing two fly fuck the only sport I can stand is boxing an pro wrestling an tna is the only promotion i can watch from beginin to end I usaly skip throgh wwe an this catch the part with orton in it an cm punk now.
Peace 666
NATIONALCOMMUNISM666 7 months ago
@NATIONALCOMMUNISM666 I used to be in the same boat as you, but it's really simple; the rules make it enjoyable, the risk and reward factor.
DietSoap3 6 months ago
Women made our best comedians go crazy, but they arn't having it I guess. Some of them anyway. Louis Ck, Bill Burr. Is it wrong that I feel better when I hear these guy's say this and then I rejoice that I am single? I'm glad I wasn't one of those dudes who left high school and had a kid, with the fat wife.
BlueReishiMan 7 months ago 6
@BlueReishiMan I'm 26, and I've never had sex. And I actually feel good about that. The western world really is fucked.
GitTractor 7 months ago 4
@GitTractor
Leave the western world. Go to South America before feminism ruins it there too. The women there? They love men. Shocking, I know, but they do.
StraightOuttaDC 6 months ago 2
@GitTractor Unless you're a monk there is nothing good, cool, or otherwise about being 26 and being a virgin.
jjorif 5 months ago
@BlueReishiMan why do so many always say louis ck on bill burrs videos. I think burr is 1000x funnier..
Minkki82 5 months ago 2
@Minkki82 agreed
archangel8323 4 months ago
those poor bastards, they were never the same.
:(
rip men of the enterprise
autobot69000 7 months ago
Mate.....you are bang on!!!! classic...LOL
themanhaslanded 8 months ago
Im 40 an single.Yessssssssss.Its the best.Bills the best.
stoinge 1 year ago 10
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@stoinge that's a sad life sir
shoney 10 months ago
@shoney which say's more about the way you think then my life
stoinge 10 months ago 7
@shoney Who says it's sad? That's your way of thinking. It's working for him. One could say that you're living a sad miserable life.
dannyboyinxs 9 months ago 25
@shoney If you define yourself by the woman you're with, sure, I could see how you would think his life is a sad life. If you're an individual, and don't want kids, and just want to live out your life happy instead of having some dead weight mooch hanging around your neck that actually has enough money to support herself, but still expects to be wined and dined, and supported, then it's not so sad now is it? You wouldn't happen to be a woman would you?
bweazel 8 months ago 55
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@bweazel
Hey, EVERYONE defines you by the woman you're with. That's why men don't want to be seen with fat & fugly women.
So basically you're saying that a man should be above all social influence, and that's pretty smug and superior.
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
@SovereignStatesman well everyone shouldn't define you that way, because THAT is smug...it happens all the time, I know i've done it, but that doesn't make it right.
Shabbaluv 2 months ago
@Shabbaluv
Well they DO, and I always say that reality is the difference between ideals and naivete. And the hotter chick you're seen with, the hotter ones you get.
But anyway there's no point in even dating a woman who doesn't turn you on sexually.
SovereignStatesman 2 months ago