BUCKYSTEIN (#7) VS. Critical Mass ROAD RAGE!

[goldcoastjon]

This video is worse than 10,000 Critical Mass rides....At least the CM riders are genuinely human and creative... (No, I'm not a CM rider, but I do ride.)

[GeoffLafayette]

@goldcoastjon WOW, that was harsh coming from someone like yourself , a bike rider. Anyone else, and I would have been ok with a negative comment, but someone who rides a bike....I mean, what are the chances?(I'm not a film maker, but I do film).

[sensann]

Any decent horror movie would have punished the most annoying characters -- that idiot, crybaby scout and his mom. And a critical mass ride of 5 Latino guys? That is the most precious thing ever! Killing them is like snuffing out puppies!

[GeoffLafayette]

@sensann Ohhhhh-NOoooo! I think you're right! Sorry.

[superhakujin]

He killed 3 collage students?! My god, who will make displays from cut-and-paste paper now?!

[GeoffLafayette]

@superhakujin Now you know the Horror!

[tylertyler82]

very entertaining and proves a good point. "We block traffic to get respect!" LOL.. great satire of all the critical mass assholes here in SF. i am a bicyclist and i would never participate in that goon parade.

[GeoffLafayette]

Thanks for getting it, tylertyler82, and for introducing me to the term "goon parade"

[devonneescobedogkck]

think Drake pretty cool so I researched the music and I sang it as if I did not sing before! I'am Brazilliam! =D

[GeoffLafayette]

OOOOOOOhhhhhhhh K

[11clawedfrogs]

Faggots! The stupid whining kid in the minivan makes me cringe. I wish someone would ban people who drive mini vans from ever driving again. Slap that kid and concentrate on driving.

[GeoffLafayette]

What's up with all this anti-gay language?

[revray66]

They are NOT BIKERS!!!

They are faggy spandex-clad homo bicyclists.

BIG difference.

Bucky is my hero.

[GeoffLafayette]

What's up with all this anti-gay language?

[evantrude]

actually i like your buckyst ein vides now and im also revealed that you werent trying to say that badgers are monstrous beasts

[Amonpay]

GO BUCKY! LOL

[GeoffLafayette]

Well, Chuck, I'm guessing that means you liked it! The cast and crew of BUCKYSTEIN loves to have fans in Thailand!

[ChuckWao]

Good Egg ! !

[eileenspoon]

I wish this F**ked up cat would show up on this critical mass campaigns, lol... start poping eyes out!!!

I loved the editing of this video :P

STAY IN THE BYCICLE LANE!!! .... "R-E-S-PECT"

[Nmemonicus]

this isnt a farce! its a great peice of movie making good editing dialogue acting all very well done the sad thing is these bike terrorists are real they do block traffic they break the law and then if you say something or do something they videotape it and call the police I rode a bike to work for a year 5 days a week i NEVER blocked traffic or caused people to have to slow down or any other crap that these green cyclists do they give real cyclists a very bad name good vid!

[philritter21]

Haha

[silverbulletmann]

I liked it. The guys eyes popping out was the best. I would have liked it if the guys head would have come off with the bicycle chain and then he could have thrown the head at another bicyclist to knock him off his bike.

[GeoffLafayette]

Nice idea! But we saved the beheading for later chapter in the movie! See BUCKYSTEIN #9 if you want to see the Roid Rage Badger behead someone!

[knightrider48021]

Why are so many people watching this if they think it sucks? I thought it was pretty funny but then again I'm not uptight like that to ge upset over a video that's obviously for humor. Good job goof.

[b0rken]

you can tell that was the first time in ages those fat fucks had gone for a ride. how did you feel fellas ... in a couple of weeks you'll be fine. soccer/scout mom driving her one child around, that crate should have been full of kids. carpool, bitch, do you speak it? the marlboro man didn't get PTSD watching his unit die face down in the mud so you could waste gas like that...

[GeoffLafayette]

What?...I think you have the wrong video. There is no Marlboro Man, fat people, or even a war scene. BTW didn't the Marlboro Man die of cancer?

[thebat8]

Well, to answer your first question, I felt fine after filming. You see, we were just acting in the filming. It wasn't real. Sorry to have mislead you by our performance. I will admit that I hadn't ridden a bike regularly before filming, but I felt that I had done my fair share of that as a kid prior to being able to buy a car. I find it interesting that you'd waste valuable electricity and what brain cells you have left to post such a disinteresting comment.

[GeoffLafayette]

The positive thing about

b0rken riding, is the knowledge that no mater how smooth the bike path, sooner or later he is going to take a steel rod to the nuts!

[jackjen1]

In terms of the converted (kWh)wasted by anybody driving a heavy car with a high stroke volume, this comment may or may not just be another voice in a very large crowd.. but my favorite part of the video was when the cyclist crashes with a tree, and I did find the video funny.

[GeoffLafayette]

Thanks, I wish everyone thought this was funny

[jackjen1]

It's a hard crowd to please. Yes, it is funny.

[cycleseven]

This is in serious need of editing, but I get it! As far as a grade goes (because I'm a teacher, as well as a bike commuter who supports CM--full disclosure) I'd give your message a D+ for lack of execution and intelligence. Try to get it down to 45 seconds or less and you've got something that could be better as far as your message goes. As you can tell I really disagree with the message.

The people I know in CM support both bikes and cars. It's just a matter of coexistence.

PEACE!

[GeoffLafayette]

You are not a teacher. You question my editor and you bring to the table 10 minute unedited videos of people riding bikes (How long did that take? Uaaaaaa 10 minutes?) You claim you got my message, but didn't state it (A zero in any classroom). You infer CM riders support "coexistence" with some vague reference to people you know. I'm just a carpenter who rides a bike, so, grade yourself and do the right thing (Stop standing in front of kids, claiming to be a teacher). Oh & Peace.

[AnusHeadd]

"Respect man."

[arduoustasktrinket]

interesting idea, but the execution was amateurish at best.

[GeoffLafayette]

Glad someone noticed. This as you can tell this was an unbelievably difficult scene to shoot. The studio was all over my ass to shoot this in 5 days! So I went in to see Leslie Stephany the CEO of GEOFF LAFAYETTE PRODUCTIONS....

[GeoffLafayette]

and I said, "This is Bullshit! If you want me to encompass the emotional wallop needed to convey the horrifying delay of a rush-hour, ripped from the hands of destiny by an unspeakable terror, FILMED TO LOOKING LIKE IT WAS AN 'interesting idea, but the execution was amateurish at best,' I need a week or I'm out of here!" She made some calls, I got my week. That my friend, arduoustasktrinket, is how art gets made in Hollywood.

[arduoustasktrinket]

...or Wisconsin. Regardless, your sarcasm appears to have taken more effort than this little skit.

[socomcorky]

Possibly the stupidest thing I have ever watched.

[GeoffLafayette]

Could you help me put that in prespective? I mean if you have a high IQ and you only watch PBS....That's not so bad, right? On the other hand, If you watch a lot of reality TV, and have a low IQ then my movie stinks, I guess. So, are you smart?

[thebat8]

You must not have viewed your posted videos lately. I think perhaps watching somebody riding a bicycle to chase down a truck just to flip it off might qualify as being a little bit stupid-er.

[louis12346]

Bikes need to be outlawed no respect,Never pass any bike path laws ,environmentally unfriendly

[GeoffLafayette]

Ya.....does this mean you didn't laugh? Come on, wasn't it a little funny? I mean, did you really feel the car drivers where portrayed in such a positive manner? Do you really think a video about a half/man-half/Badger with giant eye can change the world? Come on....is that a smile I see? Think about, someone in a town government not building a bike path because of the fear of attacks from a monster because of this film....

[socomcorky]

You must think GW Bush is a great president.

[GeoffLafayette]

???????????

[socomcorky]

???????????? admit it. you love Bush!

[GeoffLafayette]

I love bush.

[jackjen1]

Huh?

[GeoffLafayette]

Ahhh, my Finland friend again. Sometimes Bikes and cars don't get along in Madison, Wisconsin, USA. This clip makes fun of the situation by pitting Mean car drivers against mean bike drivers. The biggest joke for me is the amount of people that watch this truly ridiculous monster movie farce and feel upset.

[jackjen1]

I'm familiar with road rage, critical mass and blind spots. If people could lighten up on the road it would be a lot better. I was actually responding to another comment, but it went in the wrong place.

[jackjen1]

Road rage reminds me of a disney cartoon with goofy. Thing is the cartoon has become reality to some extent.

[GeoffLafayette]

Sam "Towel-Boy" Bush III!

[GeoffLafayette]

Sam Bush III who plays "Towel Boy"

[jdiv70]

Nice one!!

[BayBoy7]

Also, I have to give you credit, your Lebanese friend with the John Waters mustache and french accent at [02:09] "Vee are here to get more respect for bikers," his character is somewhat funny, as is the 3 stooges-like yelling as the guy crashes into the tree trunk. But do understand that CM'ers would like to see city streets safe enough for the 8 year boyscout to ride on.

[BayBoy7]

"We're not blocking traffic, we are traffic" ...True, whether you choose to believe it or not. Besides, where is your sense of protest and patriotism in a time of oil wars and our oil consumption that instigates them. Your deranged UW-Badger-with-rabies character is funny, inasmuch as it reminds me of a shitty Jack In The (Crack) Box commercial, but it's not nearly as creative as a moving political assembly in the streets that cannot be cornered into a "free speech zone."

[GeoffLafayette]

Thank you for your insight on being creative. I learned something today, from you. Now......

Putting my comedian hat back on, if you're really interested in my patriotic side check out my video "Buckystein #10 VS. The NRA!"

[SnipeYouStrikeYou]

God i would love to see that happen to those CM morons...

[depro9]

Yes this video will stop critical mass. No time wasted in the making of this high quality production.

[GeoffLafayette]

depro9! First thanks for your comment! Second, I think maybe we used to much "high quality." You see BUCKYSTEIN isn't real...sorry. Third if you like what BUCKYSTEIN is doing for Biking, check out BUCKYSTEIN #9 and see what he's doing for golf and gay rights!

[mysterywalker]

Like that guy that slammed into a tree -- it looked like he ripped in half, which doesn't make any sense, but is cool as hell. However, what happened to the 40-80 gallons of highly pressurized blood that most minor characters in horror films contain inside their bodies?

[GeoffLafayette]

Wow, not 1, but 3 comments by Mysterywalker! For those of you who are unfamiliar with his work, Mysterywalker is up there with Boris Karloff and Peter Boyle, as one of the most popular people ever to play "Frankenstein!" He is also a topnotch cartoonist with a slightly left of center political ( but warped) view on the world. Visit his channel if you haven't already. This is an honor!

[GeoffLafayette]

Mysterywalker, as for the blood, we were hoping our total lack of safety would lead to actor Scott Treinen actually bleeding, we shot this four times, but the guy is like a rock...ever try to get blood from a stone?

[mysterywalker]

I liked this campy tale of brutal vengeance against bicyclers a lot. 5, but I'd like to have seen some instance of a bicycler wronging buckystein (to give him moral authority for his actions) and gallons of spraying splatterpunk type blood during the deaths.

[BassAleCSX]

this has gotta be the most retarded thing ive ever seen you guys are just plain stupid, stop wasting your time making crap, your luck i dont sue you for wasting 2 minutes of my life, 2 minutes which ill never have back, you are 40 yo losers who have nothing better to do but to make stupid pointless movies with your 40 somthing neighbors, go buy a corvette or do somethin else for your mid life crisis not waste the time of others

[GeoffLafayette]

I'm sorry if we took time away from YOUR "important" 26-year-old life, playing hours of WORLD OF WARCRAFT listening to old SOUND GARDEN and AUDIO SLAVE CD's, plus those occasional breaks to watch computer porn ("Dates"). As someone who is old enough to be your father, it's a shame your old man doesn't give you a good boot in the ass. Who knows, maybe you wouldn't still be living in his basement.

I know, I know--You're upset now, but—this is "hard love" son, some day you'll thank us.

[BassAleCSX]

ok old man here goes,

1.)26= own my own home, have a 401k that worth probably more than your home.

2.)whats wrong with soundgarden?or audioslave? sorry if i dont listen to yanni

3.) you now owe me more of my time, for having me write back to your childish comment get over your "old enough to be your father" soap box retoric age doesnt mean wisdom, especially in this case

4.) still a stupid video

[GeoffLafayette]

BassAleCXS, maybe I was wrong about you. I'm sorry for making fun of your "important" 26-year life, sitting in your own home, investing in your "big" 401k, listening to the same 5 CD's, etc. I mean that job your rich Dad gave you is really paying off! And BUCKYSTEIN #7 is not to your taste. I'm ok with that. I'm going to make up for all that wasted World of Warcraft work time.

Here's your chance to be a man: Take 3 minutes and watch BUCKYSTEIN #6. You'll be surprised at how good it is!

[mysterywalker]

It really has nothing to do about the importance of your life and all that, Bass. It has to do with it being petty of you to post comments like the original one that prompted this exchange between you guys -- so even if you're a mega-important billionare, that still hasn't prevented you from posting petty comments insulting people needlessly

[crookedtool]

Hilarious! The cheesy (WI cheese, even) horror, gore and violence is classic! Disturbingly satisfying.

"Its funny, its funny, location."

[deltajuliet]

I heard about the Buckystein movie. Didn't get a chance to see it, though.

[filmfan60]

"This is Act Out, Jackass! We're trying to get more respect for bikers!" Darrin deliveres that line perfectly - one of may favorite lines in the whole movie...believe me I've heard it many times!

GREAT news that Buckystein is in the TOP 3 of locally made films according the the Isthmus newspaper readers poll. Congrats to all involved in this great project - We rock! -Janet, Buckystein Editor

[SafeTurn]

good, I like it :)

[Lindholmer5k]

Lol :DD Luve it <3 xD

[AMDkicksass]

awsome vid

[colinmusik]

Very funny! thank you!!

[brettrulesnot]

Uhm, that is so weak, and how do you know how Garth treated his wife.

Get a life dude and stop spamming other sites.

[GeoffLafayette]

Well....Thanks for your subscription! Please, everyone else, take a nod from bret and subscribe!

[GeoffLafayette]

Sorry, pacosway, but this is part of a Horror Movie and BUCKYSTEIN is a homicidal maniac! He kills everyone regardless of ones political beliefs. He is not a Super Hero. He's a monster killer! In # 6 he kills collage students for no reason. Here in #7 it's bikers and in # 5 he strangles and hurts Igor. Be afraid!

Geoff Lafayette

Writer/Director/Producer

BUCKYSTEIN

[eddstack]

awsome.nothing more delightful than seeing fring lunitic liberals getting stompt.

[BloomTV]

Freaking hilarious! Will you please send Buckystein up to San Francisco? Our cameras will be waiting...

[GeoffLafayette]

BUCKYSTEIN Vs. Gatorstein!.....hmmm...VS. The DONSTEIN? no...BUCKYSTEIN VS. RAMSTEIN? All 3!

[IkeKahzadi]

You, sir, are a genius. I commend you for your efforts.

[GeoffLafayette]

Thank You, Ike, stop back in a couple weeks (Subscribe?)to see BUCKYSTEIN take on the NRA!

[IkeKahzadi]

No. I'm a card-carrying member of the NRA. I can't really expect you to parody things I dislike exclusively, though. ;)

[GeoffLafayette]

Well, I hope you stay tuned, IkeKahzadi. I could give you a big song and dance about how here at Geoff Lafayette Productions, we want people to think through the issues of today. But the truth is the BUCKYSTEIN PROJECT (by the time it is done) will have offended most of the people on this planet (Including the cast)! You're thinking, "Why would any one want to do that?" Because of the three rules of comedy: It's funny, It's funny, Location.

[HowardFair]

I'm having second thoughts about my previous mild mannered comment, because, as an Englishman, I take personal offense to you stealing the whole eyeball idea from Shakespeare's King Lear. Boo! Hiss!

[GeoffLafayette]

Sorry, Howard I had know Idea, I mean you don't know how many times I told my cast, "Look this isn't Shakespeare." Thst explains the blank look!

Thanks, Geoff

[HowardFair]

Thank you for posting an informational docudrama about Critical Mass. Nice T-shirts, BTW. I think the dude with the dark glasses was an undercover bike cop, though. BTW, the Boy Scouts is a paramilitary organization!

[GeoffLafayette]

At 46, I try to be cool...but what is "BTW" could some one throw me a bone here?

[GeoffLafayette]

"By The Way" got it! Thank the Lord for Assistant Directors, like Les!

[johnnles]

It was a privilege to work alongside your twisted genius, Geoff. "No, not the van!" hilarious ...

[GeoffLafayette]

I'm twisted? Ladies and Gentlemen it's (Johnnles) Leslie Stephany the Assistant Director of BUCKYSTEIN! YAAAAAA! As my 3RD grade teacher, Mrs. Collins used to say, "Stop laughing at him. You're just encouraging him!" This movie could not of been made without your help! BTW TY. Geoff

[NotSoOldHippy]

LOL! "That's what Act Up is all about, right?"

This is funny stuff.

[pasqualified]

i must say that was the most awesome film and should be made a staple in films with badgers and bikes.

[mousenblack]

classic!!

[joeyPeaches]

go BUCKYSTEIN! thanks for the note, enjoyed the flic! Bravo!

[groggynilla]

Oh my god, this... what?

Fucking Wisconsin.

[GeoffLafayette]

oh Ya! SHAKE AND BAKE, Baby!

[WYOU4]

Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs...eyeballs in the air!

Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs...eyeballs everywhere!