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  • noob from hood FOOL

  • You fat fuck

  • f*** head

  • good stuff!

  • you wank fat boy

  • hes a dumbass.... on the screen it says "PRESS START" and he is pressin every other button

  • who the fuck liked this?

  • I remember when this was relevant back in '08. Ah, pointless nostalgia.

  • Go back to playing Xbox or PS3

  • This video is awesome.

  • fuck you i don't care if smaller kids read this comment you punch a game and over 3000 people wants to pucnh you face till it bleeds and that is my reaction!

  • omg he is complaining about it not saying round 1 and just saying fight :L

  • i agree with the heart attack

  • hes trying to be avgn but he only has like 2 old games so he rips on the good ones without even researching them... the only think i like about you is that your going to soon die of a heart attack...

  • Oh my gawd!!! I loved all the Mortal Kombat games.

    I love classic games and modern games. Yes, I like Halo, Moden Warfare, and other games like that, but I still love sega games and nintendo games.

    I'm a huge Zelda fan too. I don't think any other game can beat it. ^_^

    I like classic games that evolve to modern. ^_^

    Sizzler07 and my half-bro and cousins would get along because they both hate Zelda and they even say it's gay.

    Heck, they mock me for being a Zelda fan too.

    Bot, you suck fatty

  • if trolling was this kids game he won big time.

  • @MisterMatchbook well, i haven't. i havent been watching angry video game things for long

  • @MisterMatchbook lol, do you think im going to research if this person was the real owner of this video or not? often youtubers address themselves as different names to their usernames so i thought nothing of it. so idgaf if he stole it or not

  • it says "press start" you idiot

  • glow stick oh wait thats the dislike bar +1 dislike from me!

  • And you're not funny I'd rather watch avgn seemed like you were trying to be like him

  • You're fat too bitch

  • this is stupid

  • wow you are so stupid and so very wrong

  • Hmm it says press start, I think I will press ever other button and complain about it, what a asshole

  • 0:56

    Get your fat ass out of the camra and buy a capture card

  • this guy is on dope

  • wtf , shut up you poser. and it is an awesome game that it was a good idea for them to puut on a home sytem.

  • shut up noob!!! MK1 is a classic!!!

  • you freaging shuck i mean you disliked mortal kombat because you prefer barney the game

  • "WHY WOULD YOU WANT A CLASSIC ARCADE GAME TO ONLY STAY ON ARCADE?"

    "BESIDES YOU'RE NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW ABOUT THE ARCADE!"

  • YOU SUCK AVGNXD!

  • ok kids dont comment on games from before you were born, and dont act like you played them when you were 4(maybe a barney game). I get it he looks up too AVNG and thats cool, but all you need too just sit and listen to your elders when it comes to old games and comment on modern gen games. Also please at least do research the games before you review them. Good luck and keep it up.

  • his big tits go in the way of his eye's

    everything he said it doesn't say...it did say it on the screen if he would fucking pay attention

    if there was donuts on the screen he would pay attention.

  • wow umm ur an a*s hat MK1 is da best game ever retard

  • omg i havnt been to this vid in AGES

  • sub this guy just for faggatry!!!

  • You look about 14 years old dude, if you were old enough to remember this game from back in the day you'd be thinking differently. I had Mortal Kombat on Genesis and it was badass.

  • nice tits not -_-

  • hahahahaha know likes his video xD

  • troll is a art...

  • dude, SHUT THE FUCK UP!! why do you make a a fucking "game review" when you don't even know how to review a game?!?! if you don't like an all-time classic game, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM IT, DON'T CRITICISE ABOUT IT, JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING FAT MOUTH, sizzler07? more like sissy07! all you do is criticise about the game not being as "smooth graphics" and "voice" WHO CARES????????? if it's fun, and enjoyable to play, that's all that matters, and you fucking fail at the end, when you try to be badass!

  • 160 people are fat kids who dont like mortal kombat

  • Whatthefuckisthis SHIT?:D ... You are such a dick ... xD And I wasted more then 4 fuckin' minutes to watch your shit ...

  • Fuck you o ok I was playing mortal kombat when you were in diapers shut the fuck up you little bitch or I will kick your ass

  • too much AVGN?????are you trying be like him kid..

  • IT IS OFFICAL YOU SUCK

  • @tmwa123 YOU WIN

  • mortal kombat is one of the sickest games in the world okay u fast fuck this game is the best game in the world u fat fuck go eat some fuck chip choke on them fat fuck

  • WTF is wrong with you kid?! Oooh! The announcer doesn't say what he's supposed to say! Oooh the title screen looks old! Oooh only the start button works instead of the other buttons when it OBVIOUSLY says "Press Start"!

    Oooh! The standing motion is soooooo slow!

    You're just a 12 year old kid that makes his hobby ranting on great classic games! If you want to review a bad game, try reviewing one that EVERYBODY has done already: Sonic '06!

  • "Maybe a fat guy did say it"

    Yeah, you did

  • fuk u mortal kombat rulz ur gay

  • Dude no offense you didn't make sense to be honest that not to be judgey.

  • every game pisses u off

  • u frickin suck fatty u probably need to scrap butter on the sides of the front door of ur house just to get out and it is the first game of mortal kombat and it was made in like 1990 dummy its not like its the newest game in the entire world you probably weigh like 2 cARS and it did say round 1 fatty dude you just called ur self gay thats TRUE and sub zero and scorpian r not brothers u do not know anything about mortal kombat they just have the same outfits they just have different coler gay guy

  • u frickin suck fatty u probably need to scrap butter on the sides of the front door of ur house just to get out and it is the first game of mortal kombat and it was made in like 1990 dummy its not like its the newest game in the entire world you probably weigh like 2 cARS and it did say round 1 fatty

  • u frickin suck fatty u probably need to scrap butter on the sides of the front door of ur house just to get out and it is the first game of mortal kombat and it was made in like 1990 dummy its not like its the newest game in the entire world you probably weigh like 2 cARS

  • fatass

  • Wow you SUCK fucking dick,and Mortal Kombat was always good no matter what console or if it was in the arcade. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT GAMES

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE

  • Why dont u suck more ball sacks

  • its on snes to

  • im soryy but didnt you see the fucking flashing PRESS START! not any other button start retard its not some new game

  • Even if these so called "Reviews" were uploaded by Sizzler07. VIB113 was still a dumb statepuff marshmellow piece of shit to make these videos in the first place!!!

  • navigatr must be proud

  • 159 people need to clean their room

  • please dear god tell me this kid is acting and doing a reallly bad review.

  • you suck 

  • ok first: Sizzler07 is not the fat blob lard in the video, he just uploaded the video, second: yeah i hate this video... :P

  • massive curly turd steaming filmed and put on youtube thumbs the fuck down

  • is that kid playing a chareter or is he just THAT stupid

  • your very thankless I hate your guts

  • I HATE YOUR REVIEW GO AND SHOVE A STICK WERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE

  • 158 people pressed the like button out of pity.

  • This review sucks Lobster Chode

  • dude u jus dnt no mortal kombat u fuckin dick wad

  • Ungreatful little faggot,Your parents shouldn't have got you those consoles because,and i quote "ALL TEH ATE BET GAIMZ R SHET!1111 ALL SIXTEN BET GAIMZ R SHET ASWUL!!!!!!!!11111" Go back to fapping to your fucking HALO Games.

  • THIS IS A STUPID-HUPID REVIEW!!!! :D

  • 1, the review sucks,

    2, mortal kombat kicks ass

  • hey guys there where 332 subscribers because they were gay like him

  • @Sizzler07 can you die please

  • how about you kill your self bitch

  • Wow you really do suck at games don't you?

  • You don't even know what a good game is dumb ass

  • what the fuck is he saying

  • Also, IT TELLS YOU TO PRESS THE FUCKING START BUTTON ON THE START SCREEN!!!

  • This review is bullshit.

  • guys he is 14 now and he feels bad about this whole thing btw this is not the guy his real username was VB113 and sizzler07 stole these to make him look bad

  • @luigiblox well he succeeded in making him look bad

  • This is the biggest fag ive ever seen he sucks dick he can jump off a fucking bridge

  • that gay

    

  • Sound chips take up a lot of space.

    START GAME is allowed to use the START BUTTON.

    cartridges can't hold the same amount of space as an arcade machine.

    you sound as though you've never sworn before and are trying it out like a little kid.

    I'll only watch this stuff to see how PATHETIC you are.

    loser.

  • IDK MK1 was good MK2 and 3 IDK more an insanity test a lot cool characters though.

  • To quote the REAL Angry Video Game Nerd: You f*cking, motherf*cking piece of sh*t.

  • Sure it is not as good as the arcade version but it's still good.

  • Mortal kombat is awesome. It is not shit dude. Sure it

  • "IT'S OFFICIAL; YOU SUCK!!!!!!"

  • subzero kicked your ass

  • My balls your chin

  • You fucking fat ass, sorry ass bitch, mother fucking kid, You suck at gaming and Contra ROCKS

  • I lol'd

  • I agree it's a horrible game. I can give you my address and you can send it it me and I'll get rid of it for you. You can also send me your Contra and all the other shitty games.

  • This kid is the worst reviewer I've ever seen. Basically everything he says in this video is dumb as hell. He probably should have never been born.

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  • @fgeo97 *raises hand* im guilty at the time

  • @ValisHD lol hahah

  • @fgeo97 i do sometimes

  • This is old news, people. I remember when this was fresh and new. Oh, how we laughed.

  • No need to be too harsh to him people. He's just a kid. That being said, this was probably the most terribly incoherent review I've ever had the displeasure of watching. It's a game from the early 90's kid, what do'you expect???

  • Ladies and gentlemen, the failures and the future of man kind

  • @alienvspredator444 Yall niggaz be commentin' on a troll vid.

  • I dont think you shold have stayed in your home too much, you should have gone out burning that fat

  • do you expect the graphics to look "new" when the game is older than you?

  • i swear to god if he trashes Mortal Kombat 2 on the genises and super nintendo I will personetly kick his ass

  • His mom is probably not gonna buy him the new Mortal Kombat game, so this is basically a pathetic attempt to make people not buy it

    Kid u seriously need to get your material right, Mortal Kombat became one of the most popular games after it was released, and of course there would be ur so called "problems" but that was the very FIRST mortal kombat, it was the closest to a home game expriences which sold millions of copies

    You Stupid Jackass

  • @TrickRemixer This video was made back in 2006 or so by Tyler Chasensky, some really fat gross little kid. He has like 16 more videos, but he deleted his tylerchasensky account a looooong time ago. This isn't really a way to get people to not buy the new MK game... Whaaaaaat?

  • @GatDayume

    good call, i forgot to take that into consideration, my bad

  • I like how all he says is"what you get is a messed up arcade game"

    And what your family got was a fat, failure of an abortion.

    "mortal kombat should have stayed arcade"

    You should have stayed in the basement.

  • WRONG

  • If You Could See You Would Know The Shiny Green Word That Says PRESS START And OMG Are u Serious u AVGN Wannna Be.Your Reviews Suck And Just Quit Playing Video Games You Sicken Me, Brito5656

  • All I have to say is "wow" you obviously don't know about games !!

  • you critics are so exaggerate, you are a fat ass dumb. This game, for the early years of the sega, it's awsome! and it was the first i got, and it's a sega classic, you yankis consume nintendo, but sega...... rulz! so, shat up fat ass :D

  • PRESS START YOU DIMB FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh Look It's PissedOffAngryGamer's Long Lost Son LOLZ!!!!!

  • It's the fucking Sega Genesis you dumb shit! Do you know how much fits on a cartridge? Back when it came out it was awesome because you couldn't emulate the arcade in your fucking living room. They didn't have the shit we have now so this was the best you could get. It was also the best version at the time and it could be played without a huge bag filled with quarters. By the way i'm sure you heard it already but your fat.

  • Nice tits.

  • Five reasons you're father should've pulled out

    1. 0:55 to 1:55 = l2edit

    2. "what you get from this game is a stupid-hoopid version of mortal kombat."

    3. "It sounds like a fat man saying it"

    4. "It didn't even say scorpion wins all it said was scorpion win--all it showed was scorpion wins."

    5. "Scorpions clan is actually from hell if I'm not..."

    thnx for teh lolz vib113

  • i take it you dont like the game cuz it kicks your ass and its hard as hell

  • Really? The only button that works is the 'Start' button?! OMG! I would have thought they'd put it in big, flashy letters on the screen or something, just to make that clear.

    Oh, and it DOES say 'Round 1' and 'Scorpion Wins', etc. You're just too dumb to read, so you need to hear it to understand. As for the animation, it was pretty good for the time.

    This dude knows nothing of retro games and nothing of reviewing. He should stick to 'reviewing' his hourly McDonald's.

  • 3011 doesn't like black ops

  • @deadmau5suckz yeah, they like classic games

  • YOU shouldnt of been made you disgrace to humanity

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  • did your fat ass even squeeze out of your mothers vagina in time to play Mortal Kombat in the arcade? Regardless even the Sega and SNES versions kicked ass. You don't know shit

  • mortal kombat should of stayed in the arcade?

    your fat ass should of stayed in your fathers ball-sack!

  • Wow. This kid sucks at doing reviews.

  • @ThatRedMageDude

    but atleast hes better than invalidnickname

  • holy crap this is terrible. Sweet baby jesus in a shit stained diaper there is something seriously wrong with kids in our country.Everyone is so ridiculously stupid nowadays. How can you judge Mk which was awe inspiring when you weren't even born when it came out?Spoiled by techn ology and the inability to comprehend complete sentences. Slizzer is where he ate ate ate,every day day day, dumb dumb dumb da dumb

  • It did say Round 1, moron! It said Scorpion Wins too!

  • look at 4:25

  • happy 3000 dislikes

  • dis shit is funny also ITS START BUTTON DUMB ASS

  • Well DUH it looks old it came out in the early fuckin 90's

  • Everytime i hear him speak i think, "because illiteracy is kewl"

  • GGAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

    MY FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME AND U JUST SCREWED MY FAVORITE PORT ON THE GENESIS!!!! U FREAKING AVGN WANnABE U MUST BE Irategamer's brother!!!!!!! I hope scorpion do Fatality on you

  • LOOK! It is a old game you need to lay off this game.

  • The game looks old? Maybe because it is old. Whens the last time a this game looked like a freaking PS3 GAME. WHO THE FUCK CARES IF IT SAYS SCORPION WINS. Just play the fucking game. AVGN Ripoff. The ending was retarded too.

  • i hope i can "finish him" i hope he dies a horrible death. he's a dick he's gonna be blocked in 15-20 seconds

    what a bitch

  • Why did you say "FIGHT"?

  • @Zebethian oh wow, another kid who can't spell for shit, how charming

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  • Really Sizzler07, this is your review of Mortal Kombat. Basically what I get from your review is

    A: You know nothing about the game, heck in the begining you don't even know Midway made the game, even though they have owned the rights since the begining.

    and B: You think the game sucks because you can't beat the game.

    Honestly yes it can be tough but this game is a classic and is just as good as the arcade. Were you even alive when this game was in arcades?

  • This kid must be Chris Bores' long lost son...I mean-do YOU see the slight significance? And they suck at reviewing...must've been hereditary.

  • Kid... I'm gonna say this very nicely. Do you not see the flashing words "PRESS START"???

  • i laugh @ ur failure @ life nd everything with in it in cluding video games!!!!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD­XDXDXDXDXDXDXD L-O-L-Z!

  • omg this is so bad i lmfao

  • for a better review watch somecallmejohnny :)

  • you fail at video games

  • Fat ass

  • Man this kid sucks,but I can say that he's still better than the irate gamer;at least he doesn't do those stupid,drawn out skits

  • @DBZAOTA482 No Irate gamer sucks but sizzler07 is worse I dont know what the hell your talking about

  • @Jacthegamer1 Well sizzler07 actually seems angry,an angry obese kid however.:) unlike IG just seems constipated

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  • @DBZAOTA482 well yeah I guess your right about that but I just think IG is better than this fag so I guess your right.

  • @Jacthegamer1 Well personally I find this kid's stupidity to be funny, you know, in a so bad it's good way, CHris "fatso" BOOORING is just a so bad it's horrible

  • @DBZAOTA482 I know I do to I mean He is just so stupid thats its actually kind of funny Thats why I allways watch this video.

  • @DBZAOTA482 atleast the irate gamer has effort

  • @drakoon476 neither put any effort

  • @DBZAOTA482 r you sure. the irate game isnt great but atleast he has effort