The Clash - Complete Control (Misheard Lyrics)

[madmonkey914]

Damn funny. Very proud a ya.

[christinaaudet1]

Gran Ma , a Cold .. :P A P-zone in tha body a P-zone in tha mind lolololol

[christinaaudet1]

Hilarious!!! the guy or girl who did this video is my HERO !

[ObiWonCannolli]

Burka and a Prego and a Cigarettes and toads! Holy balls, I haven't laught this hard in awhile. This vid is hilarious, great job

[3cliffsbay]

Hilarious, even though a lot of the US references are lost on me.

[LJfromIB]

The Only One I actually misheard the same as you was the ciggarettes and toads part XD

[0ldskooler]

I guess I know this song too well to mishear it any more, but I still spat my coffee laughing at the last 30 seconds.

[iWillBeDancing4ever]

haha i'm gonna die! love this! 

[adorablegs]

Hysterically laughing. This is what it is like for the hearing challenged who have music in their blood. Even at 48 years old, I hear a song from the 80's for the 100th time and smile when I finally "get" the lyrics figured out.

[honchophil]

Brilliant! I have tears running from my eyes. Thank you thank you thank you!!!!

[MrEmilOlsson]

AAhhahahaahahaahaa! Usually i dont enyoy this kind of things, but, this is fuckin hilarious!

[VilayaSkelton]

17 people have p'zones in the body and mind

[luckyba2tard]

HA ! very funny, Turtle, cigarettes and Toads... will never listen to that song in the same way again - a good giggle, although completely lost with some of the references and people which have not crossed the 'pond' into UK conciousness .... Cheers

[Wesapaloozaful]

Fantastic you could probably do this to slot of joes parts lol

[sirkevin1967]

Not often do I really laugh out loud but this really had me giggling like an idiot. Really funny stuff...you have waaay too much time on your hands.

[fallspeed]

That was the biggest laugh I've had in a while. Now I can no longer hear this song without thinking of cigarettes and toads.

[iwantcompletecontrol]

Also got the "huh?" part right. LOL

[RaptureandZune]

"Every hotel" was actually the correct lyrics.

[albertobazcores]

omg this is rly funny xd

[theclash181]

LMFAO!!!

[thefreakshowish1]

I completely lost it at the P'zone part,,,

[MrAndypearcy]

just ace!

[NeverGoBackHome]

GENIUS

[austinregister]

HA HA CIGARETTS AND TOADS!! DROPPING SHOES. THIS IS JUST HILARIOUS AND JUST WHAT YOUTUBE IS FOR. CAN'T FIND STUFF LIKE THIS ANYWHERE ELSE. THANKS FOR POSTING!!

[Boogieboy138]

"Gotta rake? Sure!" That gets me every time

[meyistooradd]

ganandorf

[RocketboyX]

Who knew that The Clash predicted the existence of P'Zones?

[CharmedSparkles]

Very nice!

[Lmaox94]

this is a misheard lyrics video where the misheard lyrics actually sound exactly like the song. nice one.

[shootthemoon86]

LMFAO AT 1:50

[brenonion]

@shootthemoon86

niiice

[demastfu]

This is the only misheard lyrics that matter.

[TheStilson]

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

[DCarnold84]

I lost it at "This is Rob Zombie...speaking!" The first time I heard that song I came unglued; never thought I would ever be laughing to the point of tears while hearing it (albeit with visual aid). True mass hilarity!

[damycityrocker]

3.12 "ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!" 

[MrYahboo]

Possibly quite funny but too American. An egg roll, for example, is a roll with egg in it. That looked like a spring roll to me. And I don't know who the fuck half of those "Daves" are.

[ThisIsEnglaaand]

Somewhere, Joe Strummer is laughing his head off :')

[theclash181]

@ThisIsEnglaaand im sure he is, i hate when people start raging over shit like this. its just funny, no need to complain

[ThisIsEnglaaand]

@theclash181 me too! it's only a laugh. If the clash knew about it, which they probably do, they'd love it! Unlike many people who take life that bit too seriously they can have a good laugh i bet :')

[bobgure]

fu_king hilarious!

[albertobazcores]

LOL

[rockerwere]

Cigarettes and toads!! :D

[AshleyRox14]

You're a genius lmfao.

This video is epic.

(:

[Spritemasters524]

We got a Burka and a Prego and a Bucket and a Rat head

LOL

[Gibbster1963]

Cigarettes and toads!! Love it. Thanks for entertaining me, twice!

[MaidenfanCGB]

I lost it at "This is Rob Zombie speaking" xD

[Supertessybear]

paaaper

[Supertessybear]

ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha­hahahhhahahahaaaaaaaaaahah :D

[TubeStarlauncher]

honestly thank you so much this made me laugh my ass off and i really needed it-god bless

[bluetortilla]

Whew, that was REALLY funny! :)))

[fanfutusimps]

Cigarettes and toads!!!

[grandabs]

Gotta rake? Sure!

[enolapayback]

@56FiftySix

FUCKING BRILLIANT BEST DYI VID I'VE EVER SEEN, THANX

[davo1193]

that is bloody funny i cant help but laugh at it lol going in my favorites

[davidnala123]

HAHAHA!

[pathizz]

a pizone in the bodhy. pizones in my mind

[WillisProvidence]

this is the best by far... sounds more like 'cigarettes and patron', but the rest is brilliant... long live the clash!!!

[robogiuseppe]

Best misheard lyrics ever.

[JAIstarkillerkid]

"Huh?" (+pic)... !!!.... Too damn funny!

[AngelArtists]

"EVIL APPLE IN SAW!" ILMFAO

[Movielover87]

The Clash are one of my all-time favorite groups but, honestly, I've always heard "Turtle" at 2:26. XD

[tiggle5485]

16 peoples grandmas have a cold.

[CharlieMcCotton]

"Gotta rake?" "Sure!" :-D

[brigadiergerard]

lol so funny

[CaptainFalcon333]

lol a ganondorf

[brenonion]

i used to rock to this shit at the gym, but now i always have to skip it because i burst out laughing and have to stop

[baggies5468]

Excellent!

[CharlieMcCotton]

Hahahahaha! This is hysterical funny!

Great 'handjob' on the editing! ;-)

[MrMerchant00]

Great, now I can never hear this song without thinking of the misheard lyrics.

[STRUMMER772003]

My favourite track will never be the same again, brilliant :)

Joe would have loved this

[coffeman3]

you would have to be a down syndrome child to think this is what the clash said

[Kurolli]

xDDD i love chaozu? ROFL

[56FiftySix]

Randomly I would like everybody who has enjoyed this video. Give my other videos a look, why not?

[artgonewrong]

I can't stop laughing! That was awesome!

[kenzgurl11]

Sounds like the thoughts of a second grader with a short attention span.

"This is...clock...ROCKETS!"

[Rigsbymortis]

fantasically funny. i love joes slurring!

[markdksc]

bravo

[JanieJones85]

Haha, I'm a huge Clash fan, but this is soooo funny !

[indevelopment]

you have totally destroyed this song for me. I'm rubbing tears of laughter out of my eyes as i write this

[fprugby14]

hahahah awesome

[goonchistaw]

cigarettes & toads killed me

top post

[bongoobong]

Hyperventilating here! What the hell just happened? I couldn't even understand the music...that's probably why these lyrics are so funny. Thank you!!! XD

[Dem640]

p'zones....

[PcmRox182]

this should be the official videoclip lol :D greeeeeeat job

[seinfeld1006]

Rat head!

[GlobalsoftPirka]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I was already giggling through the whole thing, but I lost all composure at "A P'ZONE IN THE BODY!"

[skbarton13]

Any comment I might make is not worthy.  Thank you (as always) to The Clash and thank you, thank you to the creators of this wonderful video. The dude said best upload ever on YouTube...cannot counter, can only say: Hats off gentlemen, a masterpiece!

[kimmariee1977]

a p'zone in the body, a p'zone in the mind!!

[markmcinnis1967]

F'ing brilliant !!!

[connorpolo]

Blinding !!!! I thought this was going to be another shitty piss take, but i take my hat off to you sir.

[connorpolo]

Blinding !!!!

[AeroxLight]

best part: "you are my GUITAR HERO!!"

[arsenaltillidie81]

its not incoherent at all i understand it maybe coz i got a lyrical and musical ear

[JoeStunner]

Dropping shoes!!! :-0

[jenssalumae2]

A misheard lyrics video where it actually sounds like the misheard lyrics!

[TheQuestist]

I pissed myself laughing!

[brenonion]

maybe im just a die hard clash fan, but this is the best upload on youtube ive ever seen

[JoeStunner]

"Evil apple in Saw".  Ha! :-D

[chrishalton123]

what and these are not the correct words,, whoo, i have been miss guided over 30, years with my Favourite song,,, hahahah,,..

[chrishalton123]

what and these are not the correct words,, whoo, i have been miss guided over 30, with my Favourite song,,, hahahah,,..

[palermothegoalgod]

I made one of the biggest mistakes of my life watching this video, complete control has always been my favourite Clash song, but I cant sing the correct words anymore

[KalahariSurf]

lol, excellent video. I'll never be able to listen to this song again and not think of these lyrics:)))

[AStrummerNamedJoe]

PARENT CONTROL!!!

This was random yet amusing.

R.I.P Joe.

[topshowgroom]

WOW! Joe Strummer would have loved(and laughed) it!

[blahblahblah8478]

The Clash are my favorite band and this is now my all time favorite video. Haha cigarettes and toads fuckin brilliant.

[dfeltch]

I know Strummer was into Beefheart, but man, that was a trip!

[duckboystump]

hahahahahaha

[judedAdudE77]

That made my day,

[cocomiacorleone]

I love this!

[thepunk247]

sum funny shit

[wall171717]

I don't know whether to praise this for its brilliance, or wonder sadly if the Internet is the ultimate sink of lost time, but either way, LIKE.

[brenonion]

GOD DAMN THAT SHITS FUNNY

On the 'Westway to the World' DVD theres an interview with Joe in the way early days talking about the irony of people not being able to hear great lyrics because he slurs them so badly. Joe wrote some of the best lyrics in rock history without a doubt.

[Ultimatetruthseeker1]

The greatest and most important band ever.... Video is funny also

[crowhurst1000]

hilarious

[PittsburghGirl92]

Got a rake? Sure!

[STRUMMER772003]

Im mad for the Clash, this is funny as fuck, well done!!

[HeltoSkelto]

the best misherd ever

[emericaskater112]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[jeffdeanable]

Cup full of bunny!

[jeffdeanable]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in some time, really good.) Picturing Joe singing these words, damn funny.

[paulschannel1]

Well done, that was great

[PunkWolf1984]

Great job, laughed my ass off... Cigarrettes and Toads

[rightxheremusic]

Yt00b has a whole page of space and they plaster their ads right on the video.

Great job 56, loved this!

[azuarc]

Very nice job. Rare to see misheard lyrics done as well as this one.

[theonlytruepunk]

Very well done!! "Cigarettes...and toads"...hahahaha

[irishswift]

this is rob zombie...SPEAKING...quality

[penswiper]

Best misheard I've seen

[Boodaytastic]

Superb :)

[RudolphHucker]

Absolutely FUCKING HILARIOUS!! 

[suraboyo]

My son and I were joking about the lyrics on this song. Now we know!

Well done. That a great piece of work. Surely this is the best CLASH song. HUH?

[StChiara]

Dude, I dont think I"ve ever laughed so hard at a video! Awesome work!

[rainbowsandwar]

Oh my god, the rake bit made me die.

[kadrexa]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[jaygeekray]

Still the best misheard lyrics EVER...obviously Joe's slurry rambling diction helped this one along..."We got a burka and a prego and a bucket and a rat head" makes me laugh out loud everytime...and the Clash is still the only band that matters!

[canuck451]

Amusing, on a frat boy mentality level. But I appreciate the effort!

Such a great song, though. No one can ever take way from that!

[NHLuongo]

i lov you

[OxcartUser]

I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair howling and woke my wife up (and got a royal bitching out, too), but it was worth it. ;)

This is comic genius!

[kinoptika]

ultimate mondegreen

[h3oo3h]

my compliments in the extreme. saved my life. haven't laughed so much in years.

[Hughie62]

Excellent work though I think you missed "and a chicken" behind the final cigarettes and toads;)

[stever1944]

You are a genius and your time is well spent. Thank you!

[cluphead]

We got a Burka and a Prego and a Bucket and a Rat head!

[pwnmasta70]

This is fucking awesome. I love the Clash, but this is a masterpiece! This is clock... ROCKETS!!!!!

[PartOfThe21stCentury]

hahahahah i love the clash and this is not offensive so everyone clam down! fuckin made my day alright

[welshman16]

a pure masterpiece of comedy!

[misfitwitch]

THis IS THE FUCKING BEST EVER!!!!.. LMFAO!... Turtle..... cigarettes and Toads... This video made my milinium.

[whitedwarf13]

I LOVE CHOAZU!!!

lol

[Boogieboy138]

that was fucking hilarious!! i fuckin loved it!! "gotta rake?" "sure!" lol

[TheBassgurl]

I love Joe but he is such a marble mouth..this was really, really funny!

[colorsmadeoftears]

Same here !

[BrianApocalypse]

Bloody briliant, lol.

[kidcalabria]

Very good, & very funny. Joe Strummer does slur the words a lot on this song; I've been a Clash fan since the beginning & sometimes I still wonder "What the hell did he sing there?"

The point is that this is a fantastic song, one of those that make the hairs on the back of your neck stand or goose pimples or whatever, and very much loved even by non-Clash fans, and it speaks volumes about The Clash, the power of music, and great Rock&Roll in particular. Thanks for the post, lol!

[flavioamancio]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HA!!!

Man, I love the Clash and this song but you did a great job. It sonds exactly like you wrote down. Rat Head!

[MadisonGalbraith]

Its pretty funny because i love that song and know the lyrics but thats exactly what it sounds like !!!!

[NadadorRojo]

"And TOADS!!!"

[vergara250]

HIJO DE PUTA

[Irishwhiskey41]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHA!

I love punk songs that sound slurred and drunk as hell! :D

[TehVizzle]

Oh, man... After three years, this still makes me piss my pants laughing.

[puppetexecution]

@TehVizzle i agree,this is funny

[FunkyPunk881]

Like Joe Strummer said:

"The first time we went into studio with a famous producer, he said to me, 'Look you cunt, you better pronounce the words,' so I made a big deal about it...it just took all the piss out of it, so I said, bollocks, I'm never doing that again...if people can't understand it, too bad."

Lol, it's great that he decided not to enunciate, else we wouldn't have gems like THIS video to enjoy :P

[Glaruf]

This is perhaps one of the best (and most overlooked) misheard lyrics videos.

[LordOvHeddAicke]

EVIL APPLE IN SAW!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[ishcarly]

ill open uo a baklava

[Schwanz62]

Hilarious!!!! good job

[alanmacleod50]

This is Rob Zombie...SPEAKING!

Best part :D

[brixtonbilly]

we got a burka and a prego and a bucket and a rathead

Funny as fuck...

[zenso775]

Lol sounded like droping jews not shoes

[ishcarly]

AHHAHAHHAHAHHA OMG

[chrisceltz]

now the Clash to me are the greatest band ever, no contest - - - but that was funny as f**k, Joe will be looking down pissing himself laughing

RIP JOE.

[undergroundcity123]

what the fuck is a Ganondorf hahahahha

that shit cracked me up.

[rotz001]

The baddy in the zelda games:P