Crazy Monkey Martial Arts

[persian1soldier]

imagine one him running around crazy like that and then getting knocked out in one hit!

[truewonder03]

LMAO

[MynZnusz]

hahaha it's very fun and at the same time very scary!!

[MechPhantom]

wow all the chinks running like monkeys lool !!

[OrientalStyle47]

i cant stop laughing.....

few years ago i saw football fans in a german train doing the same as this asian guys.x)

[Randi398]

It may be handy asking someone who can read chinese/Japanese what that sign says

[grozavv]

Drunken Monkey or,,,, crazy monkey - kung fu style --you can see it in jackie chan movie called drunken master  ... drunken monkey is a technique included in drunken master style ..its just an imitation --doesnt mean they are drunk or retarded ;)

[skullhead124]

i suggest stop getting high and watching kung fu movies

this shyt gets annoying after a while

[videorecorder1234]

i guess its a fighting style to intimate you opponent i would just laugh hahah

[snachquat]

These guys couldn't hurt you, they would just annoy you to death.

[ZluZh]

now we know how all asian martial arts where founded.

they drank coffe and went totaly mad and beat the shit out of ppl while screaming and jumping and called it a fight style.

[Clydieooo]

This is simply explained as the art of fighting without fighting. Notice the little or no contact they make with their targets. Any contact is minimal with no lasting damage. This would have the effect of scaring the fucking shit out of any attacker, causing them to flee, while the defender remains unharmed, and without breaking his peaceful Buddhist ways.

[Fearhoral]

the lack of control when using the weapons -___- the way they were swinging them they were hitting their selves just as hard as they were hitting the targets im sorry but if im beating myself up more than my opponent i would consider a new art

[yojimbomatt]

Bujinkan students after finding out what old Hatsumi does with their money.

[igereborn]

cocaine's a helluva drug.

[tingman22]

This is what happens when you call an asian man short

[rice00bowl]

LOL.

[shaxgreeno]

this probably made3 them worse at fighting

[bluegama500]

These guys are very slow. Most Asian martial arts require having lots of speed.

I'd like to see one of these guys try and fight a 130kg giant guy. They would just keep screaming like monkeys while getting thrown around the room.

[studentbrown]

fuk a pride of lions would leave after this

[2468ronald]

wow i can do this all u got to do is just spaz out on someone lol

[neederlo]

i dont think you would even have to hit someone with this technique, you would just freak them out with the screaming and jumping XD lol

[SouthFLairsoft]

hahahaha little monkey men 

[rollinstormz]

poor sticks and branches, just standing there. If i saw shirtless little asian guys yelling at me i'd be scared stiff too....... they're bad ass though

[Moosixman]

Opium, them asians get that shit by the pound, which is obviously what is going on here.

[Progress303]

I would say its some sort of beserker mode training.... and that's about as much as I can say...

[Orochiryu]

lol, the beginning totally threw me off gaurd.

[Flameheart68]

I'm not an expert in this art, but I do know a thing or two about martial arts. Though, the yelling and sporadic movements do mirror monkey styles, this does not appear to be one. It is more of a beserk frenzy than monkey style.

[victor00712]

Red Bull Gives You Wings / Crazy Fucked Up Spaz

[cannizzo70]

i think they drank to much coffe

[TheOvitsky]

sure, its strange, but imagine pulling this on a mugger!

[ZodanaBorado]

fight like a mad black female

[hassanein2707]

i think first monkey was a chinese

[chanlison999]

it makes them hyper and you have to yell in tkd there is the answer

[cfcmas]

I HAVE THE ANSWER!

they're asian!

they're a naturally crazy bunch lol

[malfeam]

this video left me feeling confused and in shock. whatever is going on, mankind as a whole is worse because of it.

[bigtam01]

gook cruffts

[WolfCharity]

This sucks shit. What a fail martial art. So many unnecessary movements that they would get owned by almost anyone.

[Zencba]

Either

1)They came out of a mental Institute

2)Its a form of MA called Psycho/Psycosis

3)They're Just crazy

Or it helps them distract the enemy to their advantage, with the screaming and mental movements. Amen

[yusufis007]

omfg true monkeys wtf

[BDG013]

this is the funniest tantru-... fighting style ever

[dagda825]

I would suggest a reduction in caffeine.

[yarikualaka]

@dagda825 jajajjaj good one

[YNWA72]

haha great comment

[KevinDR1987]

what ever it is it would definatly get me running in the other direction if some crazy asian came running at me with a stick and screaming like that (wouldn't even have to be asian really)

[KevinDR1987]

but 5 stars + favorite for making me laugh for 3 minutes

[ChosonKimchi]

i have a feeling it would be very entertaining to watch these guys fight with a real gorilla lmao cause they sure do know how to imitate one lol

[fonic4428]

i'm pretty sure this is from asian SNL. it's a hilarious parody...who cares what it really is!

[Lundvalnaden]

monkey style? like tiger, swan or whatever..

[loudnproud]

Duh!! It IS a martial art, they act crazy as shit so no one will fcuk with 'em. its called deterence!

[MechaBlazeEagle]

Look up Monkey Kung Fu on wikipedia.

[younglad27]

if i saw a guys coming at me like that id think he was insane

[huero5555]

stupid.

[1998232v6]

first time i have seen this martial art, i can say that it would be intimidating to fight against

[dunebuggyflipper]

this is a style of kung fu made after the movements of monkeys, or monkey style kung fu if u will, and u dont actually have to make the monkey sounds, but they will distract the opponent alot and that always helps lol

[buyakisa]

this is stupid

[kevenbeaumont]

0_0 XD

[PersianPrince66]

This is a breathing excercise. By screaming and running they are working on cardio as it is much harder to do this while performing other actions.

[wspang1993]

Came out psychiatry wards and learn some kung fu=this

[brank087]

lol

[morganscunt]

Dosent look much like complicated martial arts but one things for sure ,I would shit myself if that came at me !

[gregorybig]

lmfffaaaooo

[DridgeFenderStrat]

it is a martial art called "monkey", it is an animal form. they fight like a monkey would. they are just acting a bit over the top, u dnt have to sound like a monkey lol.

[SimsonFighterMhl]

das liegt an der vergammelten Suschi und an den scheiss Techno den die Hören

[spaedel1]

jetzt hab ich angst vor asiaten

[SimsonFightersMhl09]

ihr hört bestimt hip hop! ! ! metal ist besser für euch! ! !

[MikeUntstinks]

Retard strength

[brendanraymond]

see kids this is why you don't take drugs.

[spideyninja]

lol

[lightpie]

what the h*** :D

[Crsenhuvv]

martial art stances are, for the most part, named after animals. so of course there is things like monkey fist

[Enslay]

boring crap... in a world witg guns... "mokeys get killed"

[1Jedthered]

nuh uh

you won't be able to pull the trigger cause you'll be laughing too hard duh

[Tricktigress1324]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[SnakeChimera]

well....its a good berserker type defense martial art....thats all I can say

[tonsters525]

I'm not sure if anyone has pointed it out yet but to original poster I'm guessing they are students of one of the many monkey kung fu forms.

[XKillsXEdge]

Yeah this reminds me of one of Jacki Chans movies. In one of them he does "drunk fighting" or something like that where he is in a "drunken stance" and yeah... maybe it's like that.

[MRG077]

sparta?

[Slowii]

WTF O.o

[marksinnl]

oh oh ik know what the are guna do the practise how to clear the road in a very over crowded street

[steininja]

it is a prank against the chinese martial arts, and especially the movies.

kind'a like monty python makes fun out of british society.

[BoomBoy006]

WTF..... LMFAO

[zaLkran]

I think kung fu monkey style? lolz

[Puleczech]

I don't know but I wouldn't be surprised if this is actual style. Eventhough the scenes with those helmet guys are poor, with this kind of behaviour you are sure to win any fight and the counts does not really matter. Plus you don't even need to hit anybody.

[Dragaron]

They sound like dogs.

[dormantninja]

wait a sec! i think i've got it! so, when they act like this and scream but don't even hit you it confuses the opponent. eventually the guy says "what the hell are you doin?!" they kick you in the balls! if that's not it, then these are people on acid... they think they ARE monkeys.

[theusualcomment]

looks like the cast from 28days later

[AZNLOVER4EVA]

Man I uploaded the same video didnt realised its on Tube ;) but whos cares mine got awesome music to go with it.

[fotie25]

yeah making themself confusied as well. its like kids spiing around geting dizy thinking they doing heaps of cool fast stuff but in fact they are missing and getting confused themselfs

[stashdacash]

See how confused you all are.....That is the whole point...Causing confusion and fear in your opponent making them hesitate

[jenbecht]

I met this master in taiwan!! They are not going crazy. They are trying to confuse and enrage the mind while keeping technique and timing in control. They are trying to train their anger and become a so called cool minded fighting machine when they are in a rage and when their mind is totally occupy by anger. Very interesting!!

[Fiiishy89]

This might be the most fucked up thing i have ever seen :P

Its just a theory but maybe they are serios martialart fighters on some really heavy drugs.

Its like watching Mr Miyagi on some super amfetamin...

[flurtenmaniac]

YOU WILL WATCH YOUR ASS.....these are the Craziest Monkey practitioners on the lanet..one time they took out a whole regiment of french special forces dudes..with just thir crazy monkey stick weapons..DO NOT MAKE FUN OF THEM OR UNDERESTIMATE THEM...they are DEATH to fuck with. just ONE crazy money guy is worth 8 or maybe 9.375 MMA types..these guys train from childhood, with only DEATH as a reward. and they are VERY pissed off. The Master invented the DIM MAK, DEATH TOUCH.....they kill w a look.

[3kboy001]

I am a chinese

but I think they are stupid, really lose face and ridiculous

There is non-s. to the logic of martial art system

they better know what the fxxk these fxxkers fxxking with

YOU ARE THE SHAME OF US

SHAME~~~~~~~

[flurtenmaniac]

No Shit..yer chinese? and here i thought all you fuckin slopes hung together..no shit

[aznjazzyy]

I'm a martial artist and I respect every different type of martial art there is, but this is just ridiculous.

[jinkevin14]

1:43+ "WHAat Whaaa WAAT"

[chomparimpulo]

they can take on multiple attackers... lol

[Jordyb7]

they scream like bitches

[thegreatestchallenge]

they believe that they can train up their courage in such a way

[Junglist136]

They screaming like Martin's Mama. Im talking about the Martin TV btw...LMAO

[bojve86]

Crazy Monkey...hahaha...

[fallenskater5050]

too much coffee

[hellbentkent]

fukn' Zerg rush man

[LeonSand]

even thought it looks funny they are more skilled and in control.Its seems as if its rage and going crazy its interesting.

[morelltechyahoocom]

lol...I have been in many fights, and if i was gonna fight someone and they started doing this monkey stuff.. to be truthful, id back away. I would just be boggled, confused, and well.....speechless.

[tomooSS]

cross in tha head and thay are down

boxing savate and wrestling combined are the best

[leafytaco]

i would fight these guys... BUT AT WHAT COST?

[Misc4Lyfe]

Your life.

[davidtantaihui]

Maybe something to do with air pollution

[Sinderking]

pollutino = 'lol'

[sausag]

This is the effect's of lead poisioning, poor souls.

[1zxking1]

i dont know, i just dont know. its just the weirdest thing i've seen all year

[CHR1S0WNSU]

ROFL what nuts! =P

[wilker12]

funnyXD

[kairly1]

thats a actual martial art they confuse the enemy by crazily jumping around ad hitting the ground

[dannyboliviano469]

Dumb ass

[AZNjackazz]

drunkkk!!!!!!

too much vodkas..!!!

[KempoMaster205]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! What a F*%king joke this is. Dume ass retards.

[cwinig]

loooks like a fighting style.. prolly the point is just to fill yourself with rage and tapdance around your enemy

[bountie11]

i like the end part where they tried to show that this technique is very useful in hand to hand combat .

[killjoy701]

dont wanna mess with them XP

[DVSPython]

I've heard of drunken monkey, but... this breaks that style of fighting into a series of fits.

[kurydebarcelona]

I will try to explain what this is the most clearly I could:

this is the best method to bust and kill trunks, it gives you a lot of inner peace and balance and teach you how to use your voice in a proper way. It is the best oriental body-mind system and you don't need to buy any fancy cloth. They call it madness-do which means in chinchulin dialect the way of peaceful wise

[CANADIANROMBA]

CRAZY ASS MOTHA FUCKA

[tttigggerrr1974]

They need shirts. Arent shirts cheap in China? Hehe

[zzzhacker]

Diagnose: rabbies (lat.)

[reed2slc]

if there is any thing i fear in combat ... it is this

[jam5245]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... omg. thats amazing. Anyone else feel like if the zombies from 28 days/weeks later were trained to do karate thats what they'd look like?

[NinaKohenski104]

Yeah...haha, really weird lol.

Cool moves though =]

[cozzajcooly]

Fuckin screaming like banchee's

Crazy cunts. Reminds me of jet li's style in the movie unleashed. Kinda.

[tommycp29]

wow so crazy lol i cannot stop laughing

[homelessathome]

these are people who got stressed on work)))

[katazuyakyo]

yo this is kinda effective if you really think about it, unpredictable moves, the screaming can put fear in to your enemy and aslo throw them off there mind set. i take marital arts for years and i only do street effective moves and this serioulsy can be useful in a real life situation seem crazy but then again sometimes crazy is good

[finvarra777]

lol... wtf?

[Makon0]

if you faught with 4 other pple against some speedy agile totally random psycho asian like that you'd prob get your asses handed to you just as bad or even A LOT worse. why? their screaming, random, agile movements will definitely put you off and make them unpredictable, they'll also most likely avoid every attack you attempt because you have NO idea where the fuck their going.

[Villyamor]

Some of this style reminds me of Bruce Lee but his idea is mix martial arts.

[jackbuttking4]

you are obviously not familiar with Bruce Lee's work

[Akabuena]

they are just crazy cause they asian LOL xD

[mffu]

AGREED! lol

[lobbs75]

Im pretty sure its a fighting style called Drunken Monkey. Im not joking either. look it up

[pharos1]

Drunken Monkey is a form of Wushu Kung Fu. It pretty cool to watch some kata because they literally do actually act drunk. Infact some moves involve rising an imaginary bottle of alcohol to their lips.

But what is in this video is far from Drunken Monkey :)

[Str8BIast]

I think its funky monkey

[pharos1]

i think you're right

[reed2slc]

or maybe the legendery "ecstasy mokey" style ...

[ZenWolfDances]

There is a Drunken Monkey style, but it's very dance-like and acrobatic; this isn't it.

[donteatusweloveyou]

ok what the Fuck!

[bigwoolycritter]

Somebody get the bus to crazytown and load 'em on up...It's peyote night at the dojo....

[gourdouf]

they sure look like they can hit the ground and some inanimate piece of wood pretty hard with their technique, but I don't quite see how this could be efficient against another figther

Steven Seagal would surely kick their asses in no time!!

[91drawnomis]

I just had to watch this again, it may be way too much sun & caffine etc, but it'd scare the shit out of me if someone i was gonna fight started screaming and jumping around like they were on hot coals, like this lot. I do martial arts and never seen anything as insane as this!! you would have to be seriously fit, otherwise you'd be fucked after 5 mins of screaming and jumping, and on top of all that i don't even think it'd be very effective!!

[MaztaaG]

Amen to that... I mean, i understand the importance of yelling but dang... These guys are nuts.

[91drawnomis]

Too much mid day sun coupled with epilepsy and caffine/red bull overdose!!!

[animefan9213]

O_o What the heck?

They probably have at least one energy bar every meal.

[Indianpojken1]

oooh yea they are REEEEEELY COOOOOOL(not)

[gwhancock]

hahahahaha .... im not to sure that white powder was sugar in their morning cereal !!!

[ScreamingSamProduct]

LMSAO

[ScreamingSamProduct]

School master training.

[m00v]

thats not real kung-ku its a clown show for

showmasters

[ScreamingSamProduct]

you know, it's a joke... principles learning how to use rods...

[rodin08]

lol, that's not evcen Martial Arts...

[sashanina123]

lol

[prolsit]

LEXOTANIL please.

[mieszko]

i bet u bruce lee would look at them dumb as hell

[freshlucas]

OMG...that`s more screaming than fighting...

[wwabaritos]

rofl :D thats just useless :D

[jefftheworld]

Some of this looks useful but why the hell do they attack the ground behind them after striking their enemy?

[bobschbo2]

mhh... maeby there ballz are on fire

[Nickshark1982]

Dude get off the happy tabaco!

[BottleOFishWhiskey]

Thats the craziest fuckin thing Ive ever seen. Ive seen alot of crazy things in my life but nothing quite as insane as this. This puts the icing on the cake.

[gooooooble]

"antz in ya pants"

[Tydo90]

roflmfao XDXDXD

[halo3man07]

they are really quick!

[grafight]

interesting approach to fool the opponent into thinking it's a random attack. But on observation the pattern is obvious: 2 short jumps with both feet between attacks.

[OnizukaProductions]

That reminds me Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... But now they're Teenage Monkey Ninja Humans.

[Monte84CarloSS]

lmao this video should have been named Screaming Bitches

[ArmanMoo]

lol?

[mjh34mjh34]

ahaha this is funny

[fudgeismade]

It would be hilarious to see one of these guys get his ass kicked. Imagine them jumping around all crazy then getting knocked out in one punch.

[eddieroperxiv]

there are places where they can get help....

[jonnythanwang]

i think its more of a psychological thing. Personally, i would rather fight a trained martial artist than a crazy person. At leat the martial artist knows when to stop and is controlled. Now if you put both together, its more like WTF?!?!?! stay the hell away from me.

[Grizzleybear06]

chinese people on crack