Cracked TV - 6 Viral Videos That Qualify as Child Abuse

[TheThrashAnvil]

"Who's a little fucking bitch?"

"Batmaaan!"

[Bottlenecksify]

HE SAID WHAT ABOUT BATMAN?

[CelesteStorywriter]

And of course most of the comments don't even give a fucking shit.

You're the reason America is falling.

[jerk98989]

Eh, so the kid at #1 was a boy?

[orbitaldeerhunter]

Animorphs fuck ya

[blade10000]

I suddenly have an urge to fuck a baby.

[trekkie441]

He has a really lovely British Accent. Sounds sexy.

[Davidmoire96]

Mike is so damn funny , he and katie make me crack up on After Hours, he just wants to fuck and doesn't give fuck , who doesn't know someone like that

[LoganRE033]

Haha no. Every generation talks shit about the upcoming one, but in the end, we are all good. Change isn't bad. Its just.... there. So deal with it. Anyone born after X isn't "screwed", we are just living our lives how we choose to. So fuck off all you dumb ass pieces of shit.

[c4r50n1]

Fuck you PENIS!

[Vdominus]

please shut up for the love of god

that cracked me up :)

[Show7yme]

hahahahaha animorphs yussssssssssssssssssss

[outlandstoehr]

How to get over 2500 views per night while you are asleep. Its so easy when you do exactly as I say in this video: /watch?v=uqwhomCAO6o

[Spunky320]

i thought i was gona die laughin at the part with rosanne and the pirate

ahhahhahahahha!

[dannysgrl2]

FUCK YEAH, ANIMORPHS! :Db

[xZippy38]

I'm not saying ALL people born after 1990 are bad, but you all know where I was getting at.

[Choomanama]

@xZippy38 yes, yes I do, i'm 96' but anyone after 2000 is definitely screwed

[RiderAndKallen]

Man, those kids swearing like that... If I would have done that my mouth would have been slapped right off of my body.

[NitNeroIf]

lmfaoooo i love this guy

[Teeshjo]

Now?

[mandalomax]

Wait a fucking second... 2:29, it's that damn Omegle kid!

[sillykatz]

WHO REMEMBERS ANIMORPHS THUMBS UP! god bless you Michael Swaim

[raheelandleon]

Its ep 4, and he said 5 LOL

[dr3venant]

ANIMORPHS. YES.

[d983394]

3:58

[MarilynFanMansonMan]

Love the man in the eyepatch

I think it almost would have been better if you would have thrown clips of edarem in there

[Zcippy]

"Children are just small underdeveloped human suited for manual labor and cram spaces!"

[leon6777]

lol, i'm sure i've missed the worst generation by a hair, i was born in 1995, missing bieber and miley by a few years. my childhood was filled with disney and shows like ed,edd 'n' eddy, johnny bravo and the like.

[duffmanthegreat]

Its funny how every single generation looks upon their replacement as "Punks", and no one seems to be able to notice the pattern. In every generation their will be those who act unruly or offensive in their youth, and their will be those who maintain maturity and control throughout. Say what you will about those few but do not label an entire generation as being somehow of lower quality, be happy there is a generation to carry on yours.

[blade10000]

@duffmanthegreat Thank you! You are awesome! Let no one tell you different, duffmanthegreat!

[QWERTYCommander]

Whoops, you*

[supersentiger]

what the hell, clippy

[TheLogTog]

I know... Im 14 but I love the animorphs... I have the whole collection of books, with copys some in hard and soft cover...

[purplecat747]

google image swaim. just do it.

[Judothrow5]

@purplecat747 That first image is pretty hilarious, I can picture it autographed and framed lol.

[LandD]

disney king has a point if we are such dicks then all that gives bad names is your ability to look after a child so thanks for nothing. Soon change your tunes when your sat in your room at the lovely old peoples home staring out of the window waiting for your kids to come visit you but days and nights will pass and you will still be sat there stinking up the place of piss

[CODE3012]

Wow... animorphs. That takes me back

[blade10000]

I apologize for my generation. We're not all bad, I swear!

[MsMrNoface]

That was a good early episode.

[tellul8r]

That fat rosanne barr kid would piss ne1 off lol

[watching726005]

and were do they learn this FUCKIN YOU or friends

[StupidMovieMan]

you know i dont really care for how kids are dressing or talking but i do like how we speak our minds and tell the truth about something we do and don't like straight forward, you can see this if you subtract all the smut and annoying sounding stuff we say to sound tough

[sgtSqeegee119]

I knew the Tale of Ricky was comin' up.

[Jokerman665]

hm...I've never struck a child before, but #3 kinda makes me wanna start

[Cryptographer12]

2:30 Samuel L. Jackson Age 6

[Animeprincessmaria]

lofl this is fantastic

omg i love it when you edit the videos so that you re in it

the knife was a nice touch

[sydney83w]

@xzippy38

not all of us younger generation kids are bad.

please don't generalize :(

[DWSimmy]

When I saw Scholastic joke I almost choked on my own laughter

[xZippy38]

Please. Anyone here who was born around 1990 or earlier, thumbs this up. The next generations of kids hit an extreme low.

[R0cKs0l1dd]

@xZippy38 so someone born on the 1st of January 1991 is bad. Don't generalise everyone in a certain time idiot.

[xZippy38]

@R0cKs0l1dd Uh huh. So tell me, how old are you?

[SerenityValley13]

@xZippy38 Even though I was born in 1993, I'm gonna have to agree with you, I'm not joking your lucky you don't have to hang out with them

[leon6777]

@xZippy38 1995, but i understand what you mean.

thank god i only just escaped the bad generation. ageism is fucking annoying though

[paintballkid454]

@xZippy38 thumbs down for asking for thumbs up like a fag. And i was born after 1990

[StupidMovieMan]

@paintballkid454 so i should thumbs down you?

[xZippy38]

@paintballkid454 No problem, I still got 22 more.

[mmcdonald0822]

@xZippy38 hate to tell you man but every generation has been bad we just don't realize it

[disneyking81]

@xZippy38 Its your generation that raised us.

[xZippy38]

@disneyking81 Not all of us have kids.

[ringwormts115]

@xZippy38 i was born in 91 does dat count?

[xZippy38]

@ringwormts115 Yeah, you're good.

[horrormoviefan20]

@xZippy38 Listen just because you were born earlier then us doesnt make you better, I personally think of myself as intelligent and rational, I was born in the 90s but the late 90s (98) so I dont know if you think of that as "good" but I frankly think that if the date of your birth does not matter but how you act. I do admit that children are influenced a lot but parents should teach their children better. Not feed them lies from the media.

[neosmndrew]

@horrormoviefan20

Well the generation born ~95 or later tend to be assholes who swear someone off and pretend that their 25 and are banging some hot chick every not. I mean, i was born in 93, so maybe im the same way and just dont realize it, but, generally speaking, Generation Z or w/e its called are basically the slaves of liberal media (aka huge douchebags)

[fearmeforiamevil]

@xZippy38 but i was born in '97, and i hate my generation as much as you do, there is no good left in the world

[horrormoviefan20]

@xZippy38 Also, keep in mind the only reason you get thumbs for your comment is because you said what peopl watching this video wanted to hear. not by any significant comment. I was born in 98 and I am not a huge brat. by making that comment and stereotyping all kids born after 95 saying that we are all douches, you are no better then the generation you are stereotyping. I admit most kids are like that but there ARE some that arent. like me.

[QWERTYCommander]

@horrormoviefan20

Exactly. Our generation is bad, but the people who stereotype all of it are worse. Zippy, you are no better than the kids you're stereotyping. You're might even be worse.

[QWERTYCommander]

@QWERTYCommander

Sorry, you*

[QWERTYCommander]

@xZippy38

Born in '96, I hate them just as much.

[xtelevisionset]

@QWERTYCommander Lol 96, I'm pretty sure you're the generation we're talking about.

[SGFAZ]

@xZippy38 I am born 7 years later than that, but I agree with you entirely. Not trying to sound smug and over-confident, but when I see kids who think the best way to show their dislike for Reading class is to TEAR THE FUCKING TEXTBOOK UP, I learn that I am sadly a minority in my generation.

That example isn't a joke, either. That happened at my school no less than 2 days ago.

[Ploiken]

@SGFAZ well said

[2TJW]

@SGFAZ I was born in '97 as well. and I'm in that minority too. I feel your pain brother.

[DEVGRUxDELTA]

@SGFAZ Well said.

[blade10000]

@SGFAZ We should cut open every pregnant woman, fucking eat those unborn bastards and shit them out, and make the father eat it!

[SGFAZ]

@blade10000 ... what? Umm... That's what I like to call genocide. Of the human race.

We were talking about stupid people, not stopping reproduction in a pretty violent way.

[blade10000]

@SGFAZ So no having sex with aborted fetuses? 

[SGFAZ]

@blade10000 That's fine, as long as you're not doing the whole forced abortion and making the father eat the fetus after you have your way with it thing.

And you might wanna do it far away from here.

[guineapiggyman]

@SGFAZ in my state last week, a mother sent photos of her doing sex acts to a newborn, and her boyfriend textd back 'thats hot'. and now theyre both in jail for life

[blade10000]

@SGFAZ We should tear out pregnant women's fetuses and force our dicks into their underdeveloped asses.

[SGFAZ]

@blade10000 I see you've watched A Serbian Film.

[blade10000]

@SGFAZ Favorite porno.

[dimlightbulb10]

@SGFAZ since when were the textbooks for reading class?

[kara2lucy]

@xZippy38 1991....I count

[reaperman2010]

@xZippy38 1992, man! I've been raised by excellent parents, and I'm proud to say I've never been a stupid punk like most of the kids today; those kids seem to be the product of today's PC environment where a swat on the butt is child abuse. God help us all...

[ColonelHoraldo]

@xZippy38 I bet every generation has said the exact same thing.

[c4r50n1]

@xZippy38 I'm 14 and I didn't hit an extreme low. Oh, and by the way, WHAT THE FUCK WILL THUMBS UP DO FOR YOU?

[MasterADG1]

@xZippy38 Not all kids. I like to think I'm one of the good ones.

[ulkord]

weed wantsumofdis?

[shittyfagg]

@xZippy38 yeah i once read Socrates, the ancient greek philosopher, not the brazilian football player, say the exact same thing. And i was born in 1990. So perhaps, man, you shouldn't worry too much.

[MrEifla]

@xZippy38

I dunno, each generation has it's good an' bad.

Still good in the U.K Bro :)

[blade10000]

....I apologize for my generation.

[yuna0890]

lmao Brilliant!

[EveryoneWantsYou]

The whole #1 had me literally rocking.

[queenbunny76]

You disgrace the name of Swaim. You should be uplifting the children not breaking them down. It is guys like you that make this world a scary place to live.

[chiefs2k6]

3:32, what are you doing? go outside......lmfao best part

[gladeplugins]

Riki Oh!!!

[CarryLarry]

Happy bir-zzzZZzzz....

[southsydney]

damnit scholastic. what the hell happened?

[Tilehero]

now?

[18MACHINE1]

[1:47] - [2:13]

[Hudoste]

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!!!!

BHOOOOOOOMM!!

[familyguycrazy101]

now?? right now?...haha

[culeomew]

"I can't think of anything creepier to do to your kid."

"Eliza is still breast fed when she asks."

"... nevermind."

[PoisonPeachPit]

Kids are awful people some of the time.

[YourTechNow]

XDXD

[demonklawz]

omg last part was genius

[guitarkid12345678910]

loooool

[animefan2510]

ahahahahahahah last part was awsome lol

[maxypoo43]

animorphs rule

[Bumbellbeeman]

-Rasmus where here

[Jumanji0028]

epic. Big Trouble in Little China kicks ass

[minzi2047]

I Have Emotional Trauma

[FamGuy3000]

Yeah, it's sad how all the kids are turning into little punks nowadays. Just yesterday I was at a fair and a 6 or 7 year old dressed in a saggy sweatshirt and torn jeans came up to me and I asked where his mom was. He said something like "workin the corners for your daddies dick motherfucker"

[TheCaptAwesome]

famguy 3000......

same thing happened before

theres always a pop-culture rebbellious nature to kids

and young parents pass it on to their little kids

stuff is always weird to diff generations. when my grandma was young trumpet players were rebels

[MrDatafromstartrek]

@FamGuy3000 I... I hope you're lying... Oh god... That's pathetic.

[itsbensiegel]

@FamGuy3000 So if he knew where his mom was all along, why'd he bother asking you? -1 for story-time FAIL.

[dasstu]

@itsbensiegel the kid didn't ask where his mom was. -1 for reading comprehension FAIL.

[StanleyBradshaw]

@FamGuy3000 Really takes away from the actual punks, doesnt it?

[veryfreshsub]

@FamGuy3000 should've poked him in the eye and laughed at him when he started to wine

[Kukadin]

@FamGuy3000 So he admitted his mom is a hooker? Also this is totally a true story bro

[ngobleus]

@FamGuy3000

I would've popped that kid in the mouth for saying that about my mom. Then I would have dragged him to the nearest bathroom, washed his mouth out with soap and dunked him headfirst into a trash can, and said 'Welcome home, son!'"

[boitahaki]

@FamGuy3000 what happened next??

[poobill]

'Eliza is still breast fed when she ask'....

"Never Mind"

[OZ2YOU]

lol the last part was the best

[TheFunMachine123]

Description:"Episode 4 of S.W.A.I.M..."

Intro:"Hey, everybody, welcome to Episode 5...."

Fail.

[alejandrotopo]

dude wow

[NecroArmorLink]

#3 = everyone i'v met on xbox live

[kaikahitonari]

3:04-3:07 what movie is that?

[boxer0912]

Role Models, thats the movie:)

[BigR3DRocket]

role models. its only like a year old. its SO funny hahaha i watch it sometimes. i love it so mcuh

[iliveinvicecity]

Role Models

[Rathboowm]

what video was the kid that kept asking 'now?'

[ashlles]

this show is nothing like rays so whay are people making the camparrison. if he'd said something bout ray that would've been different like LisaNova doin her video bout sxephil and hotforwords. but she's a no talent whore so thats a bit different

[iskate40]

lol 'NOW?'

[darkturnwabler]

wow he has the same phone i do

[cam427]

the pirate was awesome.... had me rolling around laughing

[fykis519]

that part at the end is fuckin hilarious

[floormaster99]

Try to keep personal opinions to yourself. If it's a compliment, well that's different. We don't need to know who you find funny or tell us who we should think is funnier.

[NBenvy1]

Fuck you mom your doing the same thing im saying that ray is better and thats my personal opinion your telling me to be more like and never voice my opinion

[KMFDM42099]

But you forget, this is the internet..and its open to critism, just like your mother's sex tape...oh whats that? You say thats not real? I beg to differ, take the "Safe Search" option off your google, and google your mother's name..its under Mandingo ep 8 or some shit.

[pobmaster]

"Im gonna blow dis mothafucka up, if I don get my mothafuckin drink!"

[ziplineranger]

@pobmaster its change not drink dumb fuck.

[TessenX]

Watching that last kid suffer like that...that his parents would force him, when it was obvious that he was hesitant/scared...that's not cool.

Some parents need a good smack upside the head.

[iTzLiLKaution]

you make child abuse funny & easier now, thank you!

[HastalaVeesta]

now?

now?

[EmilyPorterOfficial]

LOL 2:40 AHAHAHAH THAT GIRL'S GREAT XD

[magrilla69]

LMFAO! that shit is epic!

[TheGeckoNinja]

lol this is why parents need to beat their kids XD

[mikecmtong]

lol i have a juke too (the phone)

[zimachi]

HAHAHAHAHAHA @ THE PIRATE THING XD

[chailisowns]

fucking halarious . subscribed

[Jwo32]

THE STORY OF RICKYYYY!!!

[decen1m]

much love swaim.

[skatelivendie1]

2:39 is epic win

[100PersentSmart]

4:37 4:41 4:46 4:47 4:50 LMFAO!!!!!!!

[KannaSireyuu]

N-n-now...?

[SpatulaErotica]

whats the song called that starts at 2:28

[danih8112]

NOW?

[Fyrzon]

"This is history in the making"

"We are making history"

What the fuck, she just repeated him.

[gilli39]

Happy biiuuuuuu.....

Happy biuiuiuiiu.....

Happy birthday Ros.....aaaaaaaa...

........now?

[GrimOmen123]

1:56

OH FUCK!

[ToyboyTime]

now?

[CrimsonToast]

you and dob need to write a book.

I would buy the shit out of that literature

[ZingzongPowers]

SWAIM YOU MAKE CRACKED

[jakou3]

2:45

lol!

[adrianmer666]

cool phone

[milestarcar1994]

who's a fucking bitch?

THAT MAN!

[sawsaw16]

BATMAN!!!!

[KooKyMuNsTeR55]

PACMAN!!!!

[555BadBoy555]

LOL