@yoseph89 Check out Rogan's video podcast with Doug on it. Excellent. 250 minutes talking and drinking. They even pop out for a J. Rogan looks like he's on coke. That close enough for you?!
@jakeenan close enough for me?... i dont know if this some sort of an attitude or what, but I was only quoting Stanhope's funny comment. I saw the podcast a while ago and... Rogan did not look like he was on coke... I dont know what youre talking about.
@yoseph89 No attitude, dude. Just crossed wires. As soon as I sent you the comment I twigged you were referencing Doug's quote. Too late. Whoops. I was on a Doug fest and was a bit hasty. I'd bore you even further now fully explaining what 'close enough?' meant. Apologies.
AJ is an asshole. But then so am I, so is Doug, so are lots of people. The world makes us cynical assholes because it's a fucked up place. AJ is famous for being a paranoid conspiracy theorist, and is kinda crazy, but if that's all you know of him, then you're missing out. He's right about a great deal of things.
I was all for this show until I saw that paranoia-profiteering ass hat Alex Jones. He's a tool used to sell nuclear fallout survival kits that will never be used, he sells the "gold collector" pitch and he makes money out the ass for that shit.
He's a loser that found out how to rip off other losers by preying on their batshit crazy conspiracy garbage.
True story time: I've only been on 4 flights. The TSA guy at O'Hare Int'l Airport was giving some poor old dude in front of me shit for at least 5 minutes over nail clippers? Why? Because he's an INSECURE DOUCHEBAG WHO GETS OFF ON EXPLOITING PEOPLE. I hate my species.
Enough with the Hicks comparisons. Who isnt a Hicks fan? More to the point who isnt a Stanhope fan? A comic who is also hilarious, entertaining and bang on the money!? Plus at least he is alive (well hopefully since I last checked or I will be gutted!). Ive had that whole: 'If only Hicks was alive today...' conversation? way too many times.
@Prka01 I don't see any similaritys at all. Their material and delivery are completly different. Stanhope is extremly personal, drunk and funny, Hicks never talked about personal stuff and sometimes just ranted without any jokes at all. He also seemed to take life way more serious then Stanhope. Still funny and important guy, though.
@chaomonga Actualy, Hicks had personal stuff in his material, the LSD story comes to mind, also the "What ya readin for?" bit. Not quite as often as Stanhope, but he used it. But what I'm saying is, they both (and one more late great, George Carlin) did comedy in the same way: "I'm gonna tell you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts, and if I need to insult you to do it, so be it". They didn't use bullshit one liners like Jimmy Carr, or stolen material like Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook.
@itzahazylife "?..i doubt that. if it was in fact orchestrated" Alex Jones, much like a comedian, has an act. he just blathers that shit all day long, has his radio show, sells his hats and dvds and cds and stickers and mugs and laughs all the way to the bank. it's entertainment, although he'd never admit it
i dare anyone to do some coke and be as fucking funny as doug. even one fucking joke, do it coked up. i fucking dare u!!! go in front of the most fucking judgemental thing in the world, the audience.
@ryanireland187 that's great.....first of all...95% of the assholes who complain about coke..have never done it. This man is the funniest comedian living today....and if it takes a few drinks and a couple of lines to get him "in the zone"...what fucking business is it of ours to judge him. He's a comic...not a bus driver. What he does and doesn't do should not be our concern.....and you're 100% right.....it would be impossible for almost anyone to tell just one of his jokes fucked up on coke!
@ChristianIce Yeah, what a fucking parasite. Taking advantage of the truly dumb and gullible and taking the place of everyone who actually has real information to impart. "Buy my DVD, buy 2 in fact. I learned my con artist tricks from the evangelicals in Texas, wasn't hard since I'm one of them." I love the one vid where Doug totally calls him on all his 'conspiracies' being totally irrelevant. What a piece of shit.
@colloredbrothers To be fair, knives (or shivs) tend to be made inside the prison anyway. Maybe some shitty arline plastic knife might be useful for the job of a shiv.
@allaboutdmagic and just an example that will take you back to the start... 5+% (about as much as fought in the colonial army) wanted George Washington as king.
lol he references Alex Jones, too funny. AJ has the right basic idea but doesn't understand the root causes; u gotta know what's up to solve the prob. Zeitgeist site knows wazup, checkitout.
@RussianAssassin21 idk bout that one bro im pretty sure zeitgeist is just masonic propaganda designed to push for the new order.. cmon VENUS project...?? lol its so blatant. . You know whats better than AJ (probably vatican disinfo) and Zeitgeist (almost definately theosophy/masonic disinfo).. BIBLIOTECAPLEYADES(dot)net .. go on there and find a book called the Atlantean Conspiracy. Or Secret Societies and Their Power in... or John Coleman's work on the Comittee of 300.. these are real sources
@mattlambrecht1 well then u don't know what u r talking about if u think the zeitgeist movement is similar to a NWO. please explain to me why the name "Venus Project" makes it blatantly NWO (just so u know, the name was contrived from the location of Venus, Florida where the founder's setup is based out of). How could it b similar to NWO if it promotes no central power?
@mattlambrecht1 It's all about adopting a particular scientific methodology for arriving at logical and practical decisions, which shifts the focus of who makes the decisions to HOW we arrive at the most efficient and logical decision that's best for not only the individual but the whole as well.
when alex jones says george bush orchestrated 9/11, does he mean people in his administration(the CIA, ive heard) trained people(During the persian gulf war, apparntly) to attack the twin towers? or that bush is a villanous genious of apocalyptic proportions whose whole thing was his idea? i just never got the various theorys, and im sure people in america have a better grasp of it that i do(for obvious reasons)
@rureethelion I limit my opinion to this simplicity. Five (that I know of) individuals/large groups were represented by books, written reports, and oral testimony (to the Senate) that what America *really* needed was a massive terror threat -- like Pearl Harbor -- to launch the Global War on Terrorism, which was planned in writing since 1989, a war for US global domination.
Zero news outlets to date have even mentioned the interesting-ness that these "experts" said we NEEDED to be terrorized.
@rureethelion it wasn't bush him self of course as you can tell from the media where ever your from he's not the brightest individual it's the people who are in charge of the scam that is the government/cia/fbi that actually have the brains and capability/money to pull of such a plan, but all in all it's very small compared to what is actually going on behind the scenes the media and politicians are simply puppets and nothing more.
@rureethelion IMO based on reading a ton of shit its a much different situation than either of what you said. Bush is not important really that important at all. His whole family are related to the British royalty and other European royalty part of the bloodlines which go back to Rome Egypt and Sumer where they first began using their methods to control the masses. I suggest searching on google: "bibliotecapleyades the atlantean conspiracy" great amateur compilation book
@mattlambrecht1 this has all been real interesting, given me a lot to research, but im still sceptical as to weather the world IS being controlled by multi-dimentional jew lizards, but cheers for the info evryone, it is incredibly interesting.
@rureethelion but yes the intelligence agencies are central... it doesnt matter whether it was direct though, Islamic fundamentalist groups are often funded terror by the front group Muslim Brotherood in LONDON which works for what you might call the "Illuminati" although that is not necessarily limited to just the Bavarian Illuminati of Adam Weishaupt
@hmw612 My opinion of AJ is he throws so much shit out there about 9-11 that the facts I previously mentioned -- a future terror event promoted multiple times since 1997, to launch a war for oil hegemony promoted since the fall of the USSR --- has gotten lost in the noise. That's a shame. Chossudovsky is much more exacting and he explained Al-Qaeda on 9/12, but like many college economics profs, his delivery-style is "boring" (for folks w no attention span) compared to bombast of Jones.
i love how funny he is but yet everything he says hits so hard truthfully, it takes a good amount of substance abuse and dedicated cynicism to get to that level
im so scared that stanhope is going to die young. his comedy is legendary. he's on the same level as bill hicks and people like that die way too young, please be careful doug, i wanna see you in leicester square in sept !
@Entropy137 no can you send me a link or something? stanhope is one of those 'voice of the generation' type people who always get silenced somehow at some point, which is what I'm afraid of.
I met doug at a bar in whitefish montana and he got me to buy him a pack of smokes, but when i gave them to him he gave me 10 bucks, he was a nice guy too. well my names jessyrowles and i wanted to get some subscribers and opinions so if you could check out my channel hope its as good as my favorite comedian doug stanhope. also if you want me to make a video about an idea you have or have written ill make it. Thanks and good luck to you jessyrowles
@ChaseKittens Do you think a lot of the stuff he says is true? He acts so intense and deep, and quotes a lot of facts that i assume are accurate, but the stuff doesn't connect, just angry ranting. What do you think
Perhaps the only good thing about 9/11 and The War on Terror is that it's given Stanhope and other brilliant comedians a mother load of material. They help us see our intellectual & perceptual blind spots while making us laugh at the same time.
but they convince you republicans care about the constitution. Why not research that and then come to your conclusion? ..........Republicans hate individuality, which is the very base of America.
@sarcasticraptor Totally agree. Republicans don't give a rats ass about the Constitution. Just look at gay rights, abortion rights, the patriot act, etc. But Democrats are no better. They throw the Constitution out the window constantly as well and try to socialize everything. That's why I refuse to vote for either party and am a registered Libertarian.
Indeed, Democrats are pretty big pussies most of the time. But if is MUST be 2 parties, then I side with the ones that are for the underdog of society and the ones that actually care about the country that was designed by Jefferson and Adams.
But yes, we are long due for a "Gray Party", not black or white, but dead center and based on the COMMON GOOD only. No special interests, no lobbies. Those who become rich, will have to be creative about the means, not just leverage their trust funds.
so fucking what.. even if he was coked up... who gives a fuck? doug is a good comedian... i dun judge u about the shit u do, and about how u live ur live...
I don't know why everyone think I was making that comment in a negative way. I enjoy coke from time to time. I was just noticing how he mentioned it a few times.
Have never seen the point in coke. Here in Australia it costs $300-400 for a gram. So to pay that much for something that you have to keep topping up on every 40 minutes is a waste imho. If you want to party, then get some speed. lol.
Yes we get ripped off very badly, it is because nearly all the coke is produced on the other side of the world, and so to get it into Australia - which has genuinely good security with nearly zero corruption - would be insanely difficult. This is also why coke is rarely of good quality.
The only people who can afford to be coke-heads in Australia are well-paid professionals...
@speedfunk I know right fuckin humans wanna judge everyone guess what? Doug Stanhope is a good human , he shed light upon social issues that ppl dont wanna talk about , if u dont use drugs good for you , but me being a recreational drug user I don't think in my head , Oh this person doesnt do drugs what a fuckin loser , we need to learn to live together , LOVE.
If you dig what Doug has to say and get that he would make a much better U.S. president than one of the typical anti-freedom establishment politicians, please take a moment and go to PetitionSpot(DOT)com/petitions /stanhope2012/ and sign the petition urging him to run! He considered running in 2008, and might do it if enough of us get behind him.
While I believe he provides very valuable and insightful commentary on the status quo, I don't believe he would be a competent world leader of a nation.
jvbencze - Part of the point is not to have "leaders." Let people lead their own lives. So Doug's role as U.S. president, I think, would not be so much to lead, but people used to the idea of not looking to government for leadership, and instead to make their own choices. Are there any particular aspects of being president at which you think he would do a worse job than Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, etc.? Please be specific.
Doug Stanhope is a brilliant comedian, the best stand-up act of the century. Alex Jones is a fear-mongering distraction. Be open-minded, but don't let people take advantage of your open-mindedness. Alex Jones distracts from the bigger picture.
I think Doug takes a few pointers from people like Alex Jones, but I do not think he buys his mentality from truthers at all. There is important views in Alex Jones, and there is liquid feces. The important thing is to find the good points and remove the possible shit.
Alex Jones, Bill Hicks, and Joe Rogan all have the same manager. Rogan met Jones through their manager and Jones met Stanhope through Rogan. Rogan and Stanhope became friends while doing the remake of The Man Show.
Theories and beliefs?? He's only making fun of ours. He's really not pushing an agenda except mybe "Do you realize all the fucked up weird shit about this world that you just accept as "normal" even though it obviously doesn't make much sense."
"You'd think Bush would have a 10% approval rating because of 9/11. But since this is America it's 90%"
Ummm, Bush isn't president anymore. Thats also another big problem with America, over 50% of American's have a hard time naming the current president.
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nxu89 2 months ago
Is that guy Alex Jones?
dave19711998 2 months ago
@dave19711998 He was, LOL
dave19711998 2 months ago
"I'd love to see him and Rogan together... at a table... with coke."
yoseph89 3 months ago
@yoseph89 Check out Rogan's video podcast with Doug on it. Excellent. 250 minutes talking and drinking. They even pop out for a J. Rogan looks like he's on coke. That close enough for you?!
jakeenan 3 months ago
@jakeenan close enough for me?... i dont know if this some sort of an attitude or what, but I was only quoting Stanhope's funny comment. I saw the podcast a while ago and... Rogan did not look like he was on coke... I dont know what youre talking about.
yoseph89 2 months ago
@yoseph89 No attitude, dude. Just crossed wires. As soon as I sent you the comment I twigged you were referencing Doug's quote. Too late. Whoops. I was on a Doug fest and was a bit hasty. I'd bore you even further now fully explaining what 'close enough?' meant. Apologies.
jakeenan 2 months ago
@jakeenan its cool
yoseph89 2 months ago
@jakeenan lol yoseph79 is paeanois as fuck wtf was that
DazedConfused1969 1 month ago
AJ is an asshole. But then so am I, so is Doug, so are lots of people. The world makes us cynical assholes because it's a fucked up place. AJ is famous for being a paranoid conspiracy theorist, and is kinda crazy, but if that's all you know of him, then you're missing out. He's right about a great deal of things.
zapproowsdower 4 months ago 4
I was all for this show until I saw that paranoia-profiteering ass hat Alex Jones. He's a tool used to sell nuclear fallout survival kits that will never be used, he sells the "gold collector" pitch and he makes money out the ass for that shit.
He's a loser that found out how to rip off other losers by preying on their batshit crazy conspiracy garbage.
Misterunnamed 5 months ago
True story time: I've only been on 4 flights. The TSA guy at O'Hare Int'l Airport was giving some poor old dude in front of me shit for at least 5 minutes over nail clippers? Why? Because he's an INSECURE DOUCHEBAG WHO GETS OFF ON EXPLOITING PEOPLE. I hate my species.
MikeRoePhonicsMusic 6 months ago 3
Enough with the Hicks comparisons. Who isnt a Hicks fan? More to the point who isnt a Stanhope fan? A comic who is also hilarious, entertaining and bang on the money!? Plus at least he is alive (well hopefully since I last checked or I will be gutted!). Ive had that whole: 'If only Hicks was alive today...' conversation? way too many times.
thedukeofrosco 6 months ago
Sacred Cow? Didn't Bill Hicks help make that?
SamuelThoreau 6 months ago
fuckin jones never stops. the mans like a rambling loop of bollocks
dimabbq 7 months ago
Pity about that twat Alex Jones appearing at the end
ketaminemeltdown 7 months ago
@ketaminemeltdown RIP Bill Cooper
bengaylor873 6 months ago
no hicks bashing.hes not here.....you pussies....doug is great,so is bill...suck a sour dough dipped prick you baggage fag gimp slave fuck bag.
bluefukingreene 7 months ago
His jacket is one size too big, and one size too long. I wish I could switch off from work.
aiyic 8 months ago
@aiyic Man its nice to see an actual light hearted funny comment :))
stellpoons 7 months ago
Stanhope smashes hicks, hicks the originator but fuck it, he's dead. Stanhope just rambles and I think he best in the game . Peace from the uk
leebeer 8 months ago
velveeta room!!
ElectricIndica420 8 months ago
stanhope for president!
madvillen22 9 months ago
going to cleveland to open a box LMFAO
buddhastalin 9 months ago
Doug's material and delivery very much reminds me of the late great Bill Hicks.
Prka01 9 months ago
@Prka01 I don't see any similaritys at all. Their material and delivery are completly different. Stanhope is extremly personal, drunk and funny, Hicks never talked about personal stuff and sometimes just ranted without any jokes at all. He also seemed to take life way more serious then Stanhope. Still funny and important guy, though.
chaomonga 8 months ago
@chaomonga Actualy, Hicks had personal stuff in his material, the LSD story comes to mind, also the "What ya readin for?" bit. Not quite as often as Stanhope, but he used it. But what I'm saying is, they both (and one more late great, George Carlin) did comedy in the same way: "I'm gonna tell you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts, and if I need to insult you to do it, so be it". They didn't use bullshit one liners like Jimmy Carr, or stolen material like Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook.
Prka01 8 months ago
@Prka01 i agree about the "tell the truth" thing. Still think that they are not alike in any other way ;-) very subjective, i guess.
chaomonga 8 months ago
Doug's sexy
claireshrew 9 months ago
Some of this is quite gross.
MatthewJoelSforcina 9 months ago
Stanhope 2012
CertifiedGooner729 9 months ago 2
yeah!!! @CertifiedGooner729
claireshrew 9 months ago
Bush orchestrated the entire event?..i doubt that. if it was in fact orchestrated, i highly doubt Bush was at the center.
itzahazylife 10 months ago
@itzahazylife "?..i doubt that. if it was in fact orchestrated" Alex Jones, much like a comedian, has an act. he just blathers that shit all day long, has his radio show, sells his hats and dvds and cds and stickers and mugs and laughs all the way to the bank. it's entertainment, although he'd never admit it
BillKiernan 10 months ago
@BillKiernan Yeah. You're absolutely right. Alex Jones is just apart of the problem.
CertifiedGooner729 9 months ago
"A year and a half ago I wasn't wearing a plunger stick in my ass either..."
Love it!
papeluso 10 months ago
Ugh Alex Jones is such a faggot
ByzantineAmerica 11 months ago 21
@ByzantineAmerica
Alex Jones is Zionist scum.
OrthodoxDarwinist 11 months ago
I do not miss bill and george when I see this guy
elmaxidelsur 11 months ago
"I'd love to see him [Alex] and Rogan at a table together. With coke."
tylerlove78 11 months ago 2
i dare anyone to do some coke and be as fucking funny as doug. even one fucking joke, do it coked up. i fucking dare u!!! go in front of the most fucking judgemental thing in the world, the audience.
ryanireland187 1 year ago
@ryanireland187 that's great.....first of all...95% of the assholes who complain about coke..have never done it. This man is the funniest comedian living today....and if it takes a few drinks and a couple of lines to get him "in the zone"...what fucking business is it of ours to judge him. He's a comic...not a bus driver. What he does and doesn't do should not be our concern.....and you're 100% right.....it would be impossible for almost anyone to tell just one of his jokes fucked up on coke!
munchie944 11 months ago 2
Wow when makes an effort to put a clean shirt on he is super attractive
iamleothelioness 1 year ago
why do people feel the need to quote what everyones just heard?
Kdajrocks 1 year ago 4
Lol.....a little does of AJ at the end!
bajaninthesun 1 year ago
LOL, but fuck Alex Jones.
ChristianIce 1 year ago 2
@ChristianIce Yeah, what a fucking parasite. Taking advantage of the truly dumb and gullible and taking the place of everyone who actually has real information to impart. "Buy my DVD, buy 2 in fact. I learned my con artist tricks from the evangelicals in Texas, wasn't hard since I'm one of them." I love the one vid where Doug totally calls him on all his 'conspiracies' being totally irrelevant. What a piece of shit.
Ril74 1 year ago
What album is this from?
superherb12 1 year ago
alex jones in the background...ha!
ladyintheradiator187 1 year ago
Superb. Thanks.
murrayp4 1 year ago
anal beeds with peices of bloody flesh to it lol.
doomsy 1 year ago
@doomsy Sometimes his images are too much
mrdkaff 10 months ago
Doug's the best!
AceOfHeart2012 1 year ago
Doug Stanhope on airport security post 9/11
"You can't keep knives out of prison and in prison they look in your ass, how far are you gonna go with this project?"
colloredbrothers 1 year ago 53
@colloredbrothers Yeah I heard that,, So true (relevent)
mrdkaff 10 months ago
@colloredbrothers To be fair, knives (or shivs) tend to be made inside the prison anyway. Maybe some shitty arline plastic knife might be useful for the job of a shiv.
eezysqueezy 5 months ago
@allaboutdmagic and just an example that will take you back to the start... 5+% (about as much as fought in the colonial army) wanted George Washington as king.
maj1kninja07 1 year ago
This has got to be Doug's prime. He was on fire here.
lt3tretrois 1 year ago 2
lol he references Alex Jones, too funny. AJ has the right basic idea but doesn't understand the root causes; u gotta know what's up to solve the prob. Zeitgeist site knows wazup, checkitout.
RussianAssassin21 1 year ago
@RussianAssassin21 idk bout that one bro im pretty sure zeitgeist is just masonic propaganda designed to push for the new order.. cmon VENUS project...?? lol its so blatant. . You know whats better than AJ (probably vatican disinfo) and Zeitgeist (almost definately theosophy/masonic disinfo).. BIBLIOTECAPLEYADES(dot)net .. go on there and find a book called the Atlantean Conspiracy. Or Secret Societies and Their Power in... or John Coleman's work on the Comittee of 300.. these are real sources
mattlambrecht1 1 year ago
@mattlambrecht1 well then u don't know what u r talking about if u think the zeitgeist movement is similar to a NWO. please explain to me why the name "Venus Project" makes it blatantly NWO (just so u know, the name was contrived from the location of Venus, Florida where the founder's setup is based out of). How could it b similar to NWO if it promotes no central power?
RussianAssassin21 1 year ago
@mattlambrecht1 It's all about adopting a particular scientific methodology for arriving at logical and practical decisions, which shifts the focus of who makes the decisions to HOW we arrive at the most efficient and logical decision that's best for not only the individual but the whole as well.
RussianAssassin21 1 year ago
Never thought about a puppet leader put in power in our own country. Damn.
kopytek36 1 year ago
when alex jones says george bush orchestrated 9/11, does he mean people in his administration(the CIA, ive heard) trained people(During the persian gulf war, apparntly) to attack the twin towers? or that bush is a villanous genious of apocalyptic proportions whose whole thing was his idea? i just never got the various theorys, and im sure people in america have a better grasp of it that i do(for obvious reasons)
rureethelion 1 year ago
@rureethelion I limit my opinion to this simplicity. Five (that I know of) individuals/large groups were represented by books, written reports, and oral testimony (to the Senate) that what America *really* needed was a massive terror threat -- like Pearl Harbor -- to launch the Global War on Terrorism, which was planned in writing since 1989, a war for US global domination.
Zero news outlets to date have even mentioned the interesting-ness that these "experts" said we NEEDED to be terrorized.
dilbertgeg 1 year ago
@rureethelion it wasn't bush him self of course as you can tell from the media where ever your from he's not the brightest individual it's the people who are in charge of the scam that is the government/cia/fbi that actually have the brains and capability/money to pull of such a plan, but all in all it's very small compared to what is actually going on behind the scenes the media and politicians are simply puppets and nothing more.
tittomnstr13 1 year ago
@rureethelion IMO based on reading a ton of shit its a much different situation than either of what you said. Bush is not important really that important at all. His whole family are related to the British royalty and other European royalty part of the bloodlines which go back to Rome Egypt and Sumer where they first began using their methods to control the masses. I suggest searching on google: "bibliotecapleyades the atlantean conspiracy" great amateur compilation book
mattlambrecht1 1 year ago
@mattlambrecht1 this has all been real interesting, given me a lot to research, but im still sceptical as to weather the world IS being controlled by multi-dimentional jew lizards, but cheers for the info evryone, it is incredibly interesting.
rureethelion 1 year ago
@rureethelion but yes the intelligence agencies are central... it doesnt matter whether it was direct though, Islamic fundamentalist groups are often funded terror by the front group Muslim Brotherood in LONDON which works for what you might call the "Illuminati" although that is not necessarily limited to just the Bavarian Illuminati of Adam Weishaupt
mattlambrecht1 1 year ago
Alex Jones is a religious nut who just spreads fear which only gives corruption more power. But Doug Stanhope is brilliant.
hmw612 1 year ago 3
@hmw612 My opinion of AJ is he throws so much shit out there about 9-11 that the facts I previously mentioned -- a future terror event promoted multiple times since 1997, to launch a war for oil hegemony promoted since the fall of the USSR --- has gotten lost in the noise. That's a shame. Chossudovsky is much more exacting and he explained Al-Qaeda on 9/12, but like many college economics profs, his delivery-style is "boring" (for folks w no attention span) compared to bombast of Jones.
dilbertgeg 1 year ago
If Doug is citing Alex Jones as a credible source of anything, then I've lost a little respect for him.
BananaHurricane 1 year ago
Real men of Genius
indegruv 1 year ago
alex jones, how often does he go to these shows? Degenerate atheist
savemyplaylist 1 year ago
@savemyplaylist Alex Jones isn't an atheist.
retnuHDJ 1 year ago
@retnuHDJ
you don't understand, alex called doug that when he introduced him during the "The Austin Incident"
savemyplaylist 1 year ago
@savemyplaylist Oh ok. makes sense then :D
retnuHDJ 1 year ago
i love how funny he is but yet everything he says hits so hard truthfully, it takes a good amount of substance abuse and dedicated cynicism to get to that level
superultimatejesus 1 year ago
@superultimatejesus no it doesn't. it takes unbiased awareness.
indegruv 1 year ago
Alex Jones!
greatleaper 1 year ago
Ah, the Velveeta Room. I've heard good things about that place. Hope it's still in business, and of course Stanhope is great too.
Teflon65 1 year ago
im so scared that stanhope is going to die young. his comedy is legendary. he's on the same level as bill hicks and people like that die way too young, please be careful doug, i wanna see you in leicester square in sept !
khazal12 1 year ago
@khazal12 Did you hear the bit he did on dying young?
Entropy137 1 year ago
@Entropy137 no can you send me a link or something? stanhope is one of those 'voice of the generation' type people who always get silenced somehow at some point, which is what I'm afraid of.
khazal12 1 year ago
@khazal12 ha, that's funny , but yea your probably right. :(
MSG685 1 year ago
you can't keep knives our of prison and in prison they search your ass. YOU ARE INEFFECTIVE USA ASSHOLES
sarcasticraptor 1 year ago 2
I don't get it .....
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Doug is right about the National Guard.
They never give National Guard Soldiers loaded weapons. All the weapons have empty clips, lol.
ComradeRama 1 year ago
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ComradeRama 1 year ago
Doug Stanhope and the late Bill Hicks are legends.
ComradeRama 1 year ago 4
Alex Jones is such a blithing moron.
ChaseKittens 1 year ago
@ChaseKittens No shit, he's fucking void of logical reasoning.
Kloxboy 1 year ago
@Kloxboy cmon guys, hes got the documents! loool
khazal12 1 year ago
@ChaseKittens Do you think a lot of the stuff he says is true? He acts so intense and deep, and quotes a lot of facts that i assume are accurate, but the stuff doesn't connect, just angry ranting. What do you think
mrdkaff 10 months ago
@mrdkaff I think Jones is of little intellectual worth at all. He's a giant joke.
ChaseKittens 10 months ago
the last 10 seconds made me laugh the hardest
ptdatnurpipensmkit 1 year ago
There is nothing good about either!
rothgowooft 1 year ago
Perhaps the only good thing about 9/11 and The War on Terror is that it's given Stanhope and other brilliant comedians a mother load of material. They help us see our intellectual & perceptual blind spots while making us laugh at the same time.
Thanks for uploading. Peace!
trcysttt 1 year ago 2
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afreuden 1 year ago
The two parties are two heads from the same animal eating from the same trough.
Isaacthompson714 1 year ago 20
I'd love to see him and Rogan together with coke too. That's so fucking badass.
I'd also like to see a Stanhope vs Rogan Bible-Off competition.
sarcasticraptor 1 year ago 6
Thanks a lot for this. This is great.
aaronchristopher71 2 years ago
Republicans hate the America that twas designed,
but they convince you republicans care about the constitution. Why not research that and then come to your conclusion? ..........Republicans hate individuality, which is the very base of America.
How can you be a part of this???
sarcasticraptor 2 years ago 3
@sarcasticraptor Totally agree. Republicans don't give a rats ass about the Constitution. Just look at gay rights, abortion rights, the patriot act, etc. But Democrats are no better. They throw the Constitution out the window constantly as well and try to socialize everything. That's why I refuse to vote for either party and am a registered Libertarian.
phillies890 1 year ago
Indeed, Democrats are pretty big pussies most of the time. But if is MUST be 2 parties, then I side with the ones that are for the underdog of society and the ones that actually care about the country that was designed by Jefferson and Adams.
But yes, we are long due for a "Gray Party", not black or white, but dead center and based on the COMMON GOOD only. No special interests, no lobbies. Those who become rich, will have to be creative about the means, not just leverage their trust funds.
sarcasticraptor 1 year ago
thats fucking alex jones at the end
Tuphut 2 years ago 4
@Tuphut yeah you can hear his voice in the beginning. Doing what he does best...ranting about shit
teamhex 2 years ago
alex jones is crazy
MrJburzynski 2 years ago
@MrJburzynski
Crazy like a Jesuit agent.
philochs 2 years ago
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This guy is a babbling moron.
FeelOfFriction 2 years ago
doug's a genius
joemoe23 2 years ago 9
"When has it been an American quality to blindly follow a leader?"
allaboutdmagic 2 years ago 80
Good Question.
SiliconBong 2 years ago 5
since about 1910
pretorious700 2 years ago 2
since at leats september 11th 2001. "god bless america"
mooney275 2 years ago
@allaboutdmagic since we became retarded by the media and the conditioned pride to be ignorant. it's all planned bro, we're supposed to be ign'ant
RussianAssassin21 1 year ago
@allaboutdmagic i has never been a quality for 10-15% of america and has always been one for 85-80%
maj1kninja07 1 year ago
@allaboutdmagic Always.
SirAlfredSourcock 11 months ago
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bj07bran7 2 years ago
Sabes lá se ele tinha fumado uns canecos... Tens de ir para detective! Murcão!
PAULAZ63 2 years ago
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I do believe Stanhope was coked out on this night. Several references.
scatpornpooboy 2 years ago
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I'll back you up, I met Doug and he was a dick. He admitted to being coked up on stage and disappeared several times after his set.
benniquaid 2 years ago
so fucking what.. even if he was coked up... who gives a fuck? doug is a good comedian... i dun judge u about the shit u do, and about how u live ur live...
speedfunk 2 years ago 93
I don't know why everyone think I was making that comment in a negative way. I enjoy coke from time to time. I was just noticing how he mentioned it a few times.
scatpornpooboy 2 years ago 7
ohh wel, then i apologize for my comment to you... sorry mate..
speedfunk 2 years ago 3
Hear Hear!
Visioncliff 2 years ago
@speedfunk Coke is awesome anyway.
ArthBHx 1 year ago
@ArthBHx Yeah until the next day when you want to shoot yourself in the face on the comedown.
eezysqueezy 1 year ago
@ArthBHx
Have never seen the point in coke. Here in Australia it costs $300-400 for a gram. So to pay that much for something that you have to keep topping up on every 40 minutes is a waste imho. If you want to party, then get some speed. lol.
OrthodoxDarwinist 11 months ago
@OrthodoxDarwinist You guys are getting ripped off pretty hard. It's 60-70 for a gram in Canada coming straight from the port
kryogenix 9 months ago
@kryogenix
Yes we get ripped off very badly, it is because nearly all the coke is produced on the other side of the world, and so to get it into Australia - which has genuinely good security with nearly zero corruption - would be insanely difficult. This is also why coke is rarely of good quality.
The only people who can afford to be coke-heads in Australia are well-paid professionals...
OrthodoxDarwinist 9 months ago
@speedfunk I know right fuckin humans wanna judge everyone guess what? Doug Stanhope is a good human , he shed light upon social issues that ppl dont wanna talk about , if u dont use drugs good for you , but me being a recreational drug user I don't think in my head , Oh this person doesnt do drugs what a fuckin loser , we need to learn to live together , LOVE.
losttweaty 1 year ago
@speedfunk: Then not only do you have poor writing skills but poor judgment as well.
espada9 1 year ago
@espada9 just for the fucking fact that u are checking my writing says enough about u...
and what is wrong with my judgment then? explane ur self....
speedfunk 1 year ago
@speedfunk Complaining that a comic is fucked up is like complaining that your tittie dancer is a communist!! haha
6CHRIS6ROWE6 10 months ago
@6CHRIS6ROWE6 haha XD
speedfunk 10 months ago
so.....?
user169022 2 years ago
This blokes good!
I'de like to see him do the British comedy circuit,I reckon they would fuckin love it!
DaveODrisc 2 years ago 8
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He kinda does :)!
Tait011 2 years ago
I'll make a point of catching one of his gigs when he's next in the UK.
DaveODrisc 2 years ago 2
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AmericanDrugWar 2 years ago
This guy is great, I'd never heard of him.
aiyic 2 years ago 2
What a line to end on, lol.
"I'd love to see him and Rogan together at a table...with coke."
HelplessVictim 2 years ago 8
jones and stanhope
the dynamic duo
ROAHHHH 2 years ago 2
If you dig what Doug has to say and get that he would make a much better U.S. president than one of the typical anti-freedom establishment politicians, please take a moment and go to PetitionSpot(DOT)com/petitions /stanhope2012/ and sign the petition urging him to run! He considered running in 2008, and might do it if enough of us get behind him.
StarchildSF 2 years ago 2
While I believe he provides very valuable and insightful commentary on the status quo, I don't believe he would be a competent world leader of a nation.
jvbencze 2 years ago 4
jvbencze - Part of the point is not to have "leaders." Let people lead their own lives. So Doug's role as U.S. president, I think, would not be so much to lead, but people used to the idea of not looking to government for leadership, and instead to make their own choices. Are there any particular aspects of being president at which you think he would do a worse job than Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, etc.? Please be specific.
StarchildSF 2 years ago 5
Doug Stanhope is a good influence on America.
ConsuescoCoaegresco 2 years ago 15
on anyone that isn't to fucking whiny to listen to him
shaynehunter 2 years ago
ya alex jones n doug stanhope- great minds think alike
sil3ntxOblivion 2 years ago 2
Doug Stanhope is a brilliant comedian, the best stand-up act of the century. Alex Jones is a fear-mongering distraction. Be open-minded, but don't let people take advantage of your open-mindedness. Alex Jones distracts from the bigger picture.
TuckmanJiggityJones 2 years ago 8
I think Doug takes a few pointers from people like Alex Jones, but I do not think he buys his mentality from truthers at all. There is important views in Alex Jones, and there is liquid feces. The important thing is to find the good points and remove the possible shit.
GnosticAtheist 2 years ago 5
holy shit, alex jones AND doug stanhope?
Bjarku 2 years ago 3
jones once opened for doug google it theres a video of it
shaynehunter 2 years ago
doug stanhope is the shiz!
gruelin1 2 years ago
sometimes i find myself laughing at the people laughing at him.
buggfire 2 years ago
i think stanhope takes alex jones with a heavy pinch of salt. jones seems like a pretty nice guy,though,on a personal level.
blatspanner 2 years ago
That was Jones
KrasnayaArmada 2 years ago
Alex Jones, Bill Hicks, and Joe Rogan all have the same manager. Rogan met Jones through their manager and Jones met Stanhope through Rogan. Rogan and Stanhope became friends while doing the remake of The Man Show.
DeimosSaturn 2 years ago 5
was that Alew Jones hes talking to at the end?
CHROMZOMBIE 2 years ago 2
Yeh it looked and sounded like him. Somehow I can't imagine jones and stanhope getting along even though they both hate the american government
droppedyursoap 2 years ago
Jones loves Stanhope, he even opened for him in Austin. The video is on google video. Jones goes apeshit on some asshole.
drfoog 2 years ago
Thats pretty cool. I've never been 100% sure about Jones even though I agree with nearly everything he says some of it seems far too speculative
droppedyursoap 2 years ago 2
absolutely. I agree with his general ideologies, but sometimes he digs too deep to back up his own theories and beliefs.
rocktheflow 2 years ago
Theories and beliefs?? He's only making fun of ours. He's really not pushing an agenda except mybe "Do you realize all the fucked up weird shit about this world that you just accept as "normal" even though it obviously doesn't make much sense."
Nyquirk 2 years ago 3
certainly looked and sounded like Alex to me
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boococky42 2 years ago
Love the Alex Jones at the end. Fucking brilliant.
NickCarefoot 2 years ago
Thanks for the vid.
Fellow youtubers, disregard the bullshit below and just enjoy the video.
pinkubento 2 years ago 3
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The truth won hurt you.....
Why choose hell????
EF2001canfly 2 years ago
This guy is hilarious...
My personal favorite is the pope/nazi skit.
druidsfoot 2 years ago 3
You'd think Bush would have a 10% approval rating because of 9/11. But since this is America it's 90%.
1337bard 2 years ago
"You'd think Bush would have a 10% approval rating because of 9/11. But since this is America it's 90%"
Ummm, Bush isn't president anymore. Thats also another big problem with America, over 50% of American's have a hard time naming the current president.
thzorg 2 years ago
I am pretty sure more than 50% of America knows who the president is. Considering its the first black president ever for America . We got it!
kniggekniggs 2 years ago
Just dont be a jack ass and watch pinocio if you know what I mean!
EF2000CanFly 2 years ago