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  • 12 drones with the iq of arse disliked this video

  • Is that guy Alex Jones?

  • @dave19711998 He was, LOL

  • "I'd love to see him and Rogan together... at a table... with coke."

  • @yoseph89 Check out Rogan's video podcast with Doug on it. Excellent. 250 minutes talking and drinking. They even pop out for a J. Rogan looks like he's on coke. That close enough for you?!

  • @jakeenan close enough for me?... i dont know if this some sort of an attitude or what, but I was only quoting Stanhope's funny comment. I saw the podcast a while ago and... Rogan did not look like he was on coke... I dont know what youre talking about.

  • @yoseph89 No attitude, dude. Just crossed wires. As soon as I sent you the comment I twigged you were referencing Doug's quote. Too late. Whoops. I was on a Doug fest and was a bit hasty. I'd bore you even further now fully explaining what 'close enough?' meant. Apologies.

  • @jakeenan its cool

  • @jakeenan lol yoseph79 is paeanois as fuck wtf was that

  • AJ is an asshole. But then so am I, so is Doug, so are lots of people. The world makes us cynical assholes because it's a fucked up place. AJ is famous for being a paranoid conspiracy theorist, and is kinda crazy, but if that's all you know of him, then you're missing out. He's right about a great deal of things.

  • I was all for this show until I saw that paranoia-profiteering ass hat Alex Jones. He's a tool used to sell nuclear fallout survival kits that will never be used, he sells the "gold collector" pitch and he makes money out the ass for that shit.

    He's a loser that found out how to rip off other losers by preying on their batshit crazy conspiracy garbage.

  • True story time: I've only been on 4 flights. The TSA guy at O'Hare Int'l Airport was giving some poor old dude in front of me shit for at least 5 minutes over nail clippers? Why? Because he's an INSECURE DOUCHEBAG WHO GETS OFF ON EXPLOITING PEOPLE. I hate my species.

  • Enough with the Hicks comparisons. Who isnt a Hicks fan? More to the point who isnt a Stanhope fan? A comic who is also hilarious, entertaining and bang on the money!? Plus at least he is alive (well hopefully since I last checked or I will be gutted!). Ive had that whole: 'If only Hicks was alive today...' conversation? way too many times.

  • Sacred Cow? Didn't Bill Hicks help make that?

  • fuckin jones never stops. the mans like a rambling loop of bollocks

  • Pity about that twat Alex Jones appearing at the end

  • @ketaminemeltdown RIP Bill Cooper

  • no hicks bashing.hes not here.....you pussies....doug is great,so is bill...suck a sour dough dipped prick you baggage fag gimp slave fuck bag.

  • His jacket is one size too big, and one size too long. I wish I could switch off from work.

  • @aiyic Man its nice to see an actual light hearted funny comment :))

  • Stanhope smashes hicks, hicks the originator but fuck it, he's dead. Stanhope just rambles and I think he best in the game . Peace from the uk

  • velveeta room!!

  • stanhope for president!

  • going to cleveland to open a box LMFAO

  • Doug's material and delivery very much reminds me of the late great Bill Hicks.

  • @Prka01 I don't see any similaritys at all. Their material and delivery are completly different. Stanhope is extremly personal, drunk and funny, Hicks never talked about personal stuff and sometimes just ranted without any jokes at all. He also seemed to take life way more serious then Stanhope. Still funny and important guy, though.

  • @chaomonga Actualy, Hicks had personal stuff in his material, the LSD story comes to mind, also the "What ya readin for?" bit. Not quite as often as Stanhope, but he used it. But what I'm saying is, they both (and one more late great, George Carlin) did comedy in the same way: "I'm gonna tell you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts, and if I need to insult you to do it, so be it". They didn't use bullshit one liners like Jimmy Carr, or stolen material like Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook.

  • @Prka01 i agree about the "tell the truth" thing. Still think that they are not alike in any other way ;-) very subjective, i guess.

  • Doug's sexy

  • Some of this is quite gross.

  • Stanhope 2012

  • yeah!!! @CertifiedGooner729

  • Bush orchestrated the entire event?..i doubt that. if it was in fact orchestrated, i highly doubt Bush was at the center.

  • @itzahazylife "?..i doubt that. if it was in fact orchestrated" Alex Jones, much like a comedian, has an act. he just blathers that shit all day long, has his radio show, sells his hats and dvds and cds and stickers and mugs and laughs all the way to the bank. it's entertainment, although he'd never admit it

  • @BillKiernan Yeah. You're absolutely right. Alex Jones is just apart of the problem.

  • "A year and a half ago I wasn't wearing a plunger stick in my ass either..."

    Love it!

  • Ugh Alex Jones is such a faggot

  • @ByzantineAmerica

    Alex Jones is Zionist scum.

  • I do not miss bill and george when I see this guy

  • "I'd love to see him [Alex] and Rogan at a table together. With coke."

  • i dare anyone to do some coke and be as fucking funny as doug. even one fucking joke, do it coked up. i fucking dare u!!! go in front of the most fucking judgemental thing in the world, the audience.

  • @ryanireland187 that's great.....first of all...95% of the assholes who complain about coke..have never done it. This man is the funniest comedian living today....and if it takes a few drinks and a couple of lines to get him "in the zone"...what fucking business is it of ours to judge him. He's a comic...not a bus driver. What he does and doesn't do should not be our concern.....and you're 100% right.....it would be impossible for almost anyone to tell just one of his jokes fucked up on coke!

  • Wow when makes an effort to put a clean shirt on he is super attractive

  • why do people feel the need to quote what everyones just heard?

  • Lol.....a little does of AJ at the end!

  • LOL, but fuck Alex Jones.

  • @ChristianIce Yeah, what a fucking parasite. Taking advantage of the truly dumb and gullible and taking the place of everyone who actually has real information to impart. "Buy my DVD, buy 2 in fact. I learned my con artist tricks from the evangelicals in Texas, wasn't hard since I'm one of them." I love the one vid where Doug totally calls him on all his 'conspiracies' being totally irrelevant. What a piece of shit.

  • What album is this from?

  • alex jones in the background...ha!

  • Superb. Thanks.

  • anal beeds with peices of bloody flesh to it lol.

  • @doomsy Sometimes his images are too much

  • Doug's the best!

  • Doug Stanhope on airport security post 9/11

    "You can't keep knives out of prison and in prison they look in your ass, how far are you gonna go with this project?"

  • @colloredbrothers Yeah I heard that,, So true (relevent)

  • @colloredbrothers To be fair, knives (or shivs) tend to be made inside the prison anyway. Maybe some shitty arline plastic knife might be useful for the job of a shiv.

  • @allaboutdmagic and just an example that will take you back to the start... 5+% (about as much as fought in the colonial army) wanted George Washington as king.

  • This has got to be Doug's prime. He was on fire here.

  • lol he references Alex Jones, too funny. AJ has the right basic idea but doesn't understand the root causes; u gotta know what's up to solve the prob. Zeitgeist site knows wazup, checkitout.

  • @RussianAssassin21 idk bout that one bro im pretty sure zeitgeist is just masonic propaganda designed to push for the new order.. cmon VENUS project...?? lol its so blatant. . You know whats better than AJ (probably vatican disinfo) and Zeitgeist (almost definately theosophy/masonic disinfo).. BIBLIOTECAPLEYADES(dot)net .. go on there and find a book called the Atlantean Conspiracy. Or Secret Societies and Their Power in... or John Coleman's work on the Comittee of 300.. these are real sources

  • @mattlambrecht1 well then u don't know what u r talking about if u think the zeitgeist movement is similar to a NWO. please explain to me why the name "Venus Project" makes it blatantly NWO (just so u know, the name was contrived from the location of Venus, Florida where the founder's setup is based out of). How could it b similar to NWO if it promotes no central power?

  • @mattlambrecht1 It's all about adopting a particular scientific methodology for arriving at logical and practical decisions, which shifts the focus of who makes the decisions to HOW we arrive at the most efficient and logical decision that's best for not only the individual but the whole as well.

  • Never thought about a puppet leader put in power in our own country. Damn.

  • when alex jones says george bush orchestrated 9/11, does he mean people in his administration(the CIA, ive heard) trained people(During the persian gulf war, apparntly) to attack the twin towers? or that bush is a villanous genious of apocalyptic proportions whose whole thing was his idea? i just never got the various theorys, and im sure people in america have a better grasp of it that i do(for obvious reasons)

  • @rureethelion I limit my opinion to this simplicity. Five (that I know of) individuals/large groups were represented by books, written reports, and oral testimony (to the Senate) that what America *really* needed was a massive terror threat -- like Pearl Harbor -- to launch the Global War on Terrorism, which was planned in writing since 1989, a war for US global domination.

    Zero news outlets to date have even mentioned the interesting-ness that these "experts" said we NEEDED to be terrorized.

  • @rureethelion it wasn't bush him self of course as you can tell from the media where ever your from he's not the brightest individual it's the people who are in charge of the scam that is the government/cia/fbi that actually have the brains and capability/money to pull of such a plan, but all in all it's very small compared to what is actually going on behind the scenes the media and politicians are simply puppets and nothing more.

  • @rureethelion IMO based on reading a ton of shit its a much different situation than either of what you said. Bush is not important really that important at all. His whole family are related to the British royalty and other European royalty part of the bloodlines which go back to Rome Egypt and Sumer where they first began using their methods to control the masses. I suggest searching on google: "bibliotecapleyades the atlantean conspiracy" great amateur compilation book

  • @mattlambrecht1 this has all been real interesting, given me a lot to research, but im still sceptical as to weather the world IS being controlled by multi-dimentional jew lizards, but cheers for the info evryone, it is incredibly interesting.

  • @rureethelion but yes the intelligence agencies are central... it doesnt matter whether it was direct though, Islamic fundamentalist groups are often funded terror by the front group Muslim Brotherood in LONDON which works for what you might call the "Illuminati" although that is not necessarily limited to just the Bavarian Illuminati of Adam Weishaupt

  • Alex Jones is a religious nut who just spreads fear which only gives corruption more power. But Doug Stanhope is brilliant.

  • @hmw612 My opinion of AJ is he throws so much shit out there about 9-11 that the facts I previously mentioned -- a future terror event promoted multiple times since 1997, to launch a war for oil hegemony promoted since the fall of the USSR --- has gotten lost in the noise. That's a shame. Chossudovsky is much more exacting and he explained Al-Qaeda on 9/12, but like many college economics profs, his delivery-style is "boring" (for folks w no attention span) compared to bombast of Jones.

  • If Doug is citing Alex Jones as a credible source of anything, then I've lost a little respect for him.

  • Real men of Genius

  • alex jones, how often does he go to these shows? Degenerate atheist

  • @savemyplaylist Alex Jones isn't an atheist.

  • @retnuHDJ

    you don't understand, alex called doug that when he introduced him during the "The Austin Incident"

  • @savemyplaylist Oh ok. makes sense then :D

  • i love how funny he is but yet everything he says hits so hard truthfully, it takes a good amount of substance abuse and dedicated cynicism to get to that level

  • @superultimatejesus no it doesn't. it takes unbiased awareness.

  • Alex Jones!

  • Ah, the Velveeta Room. I've heard good things about that place. Hope it's still in business, and of course Stanhope is great too.

  • im so scared that stanhope is going to die young. his comedy is legendary. he's on the same level as bill hicks and people like that die way too young, please be careful doug, i wanna see you in leicester square in sept !

  • @khazal12 Did you hear the bit he did on dying young?

  • @Entropy137 no can you send me a link or something? stanhope is one of those 'voice of the generation' type people who always get silenced somehow at some point, which is what I'm afraid of.

  • @khazal12 ha, that's funny , but yea your probably right. :(

  • you can't keep knives our of prison and in prison they search your ass. YOU ARE INEFFECTIVE USA ASSHOLES

  • I don't get it .....

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  • Doug Stanhope and the late Bill Hicks are legends.

  • Alex Jones is such a blithing moron.

  • @ChaseKittens No shit, he's fucking void of logical reasoning.

  • @Kloxboy cmon guys, hes got the documents! loool

  • @ChaseKittens Do you think a lot of the stuff he says is true? He acts so intense and deep, and quotes a lot of facts that i assume are accurate, but the stuff doesn't connect, just angry ranting. What do you think

  • @mrdkaff I think Jones is of little intellectual worth at all. He's a giant joke.

  • the last 10 seconds made me laugh the hardest

  • There is nothing good about either!

  • Perhaps the only good thing about 9/11 and The War on Terror is that it's given Stanhope and other brilliant comedians a mother load of material. They help us see our intellectual & perceptual blind spots while making us laugh at the same time.

    Thanks for uploading. Peace!

  • The two parties are two heads from the same animal eating from the same trough.

  • I'd love to see him and Rogan together with coke too. That's so fucking badass.

    I'd also like to see a Stanhope vs Rogan Bible-Off competition.

  • Thanks a lot for this. This is great.

  • Republicans hate the America that twas designed,

    but they convince you republicans care about the constitution. Why not research that and then come to your conclusion? ..........Republicans hate individuality, which is the very base of America.

    How can you be a part of this???

  • @sarcasticraptor Totally agree. Republicans don't give a rats ass about the Constitution. Just look at gay rights, abortion rights, the patriot act, etc. But Democrats are no better. They throw the Constitution out the window constantly as well and try to socialize everything. That's why I refuse to vote for either party and am a registered Libertarian.

  • Indeed, Democrats are pretty big pussies most of the time. But if is MUST be 2 parties, then I side with the ones that are for the underdog of society and the ones that actually care about the country that was designed by Jefferson and Adams.

    But yes, we are long due for a "Gray Party", not black or white, but dead center and based on the COMMON GOOD only. No special interests, no lobbies. Those who become rich, will have to be creative about the means, not just leverage their trust funds.

  • thats fucking alex jones at the end

  • @Tuphut yeah you can hear his voice in the beginning. Doing what he does best...ranting about shit

  • alex jones is crazy

  • @MrJburzynski

    Crazy like a Jesuit agent.

  • doug's a genius

  • "When has it been an American quality to blindly follow a leader?"

  • Good Question.

  • since about 1910

  • since at leats september 11th 2001. "god bless america"

  • @allaboutdmagic since we became retarded by the media and the conditioned pride to be ignorant. it's all planned bro, we're supposed to be ign'ant

  • @allaboutdmagic i has never been a quality for 10-15% of america and has always been one for 85-80%

  • @allaboutdmagic Always.

  • Sabes lá se ele tinha fumado uns canecos... Tens de ir para detective! Murcão!

  • so fucking what.. even if he was coked up... who gives a fuck? doug is a good comedian... i dun judge u about the shit u do, and about how u live ur live...

  • I don't know why everyone think I was making that comment in a negative way. I enjoy coke from time to time. I was just noticing how he mentioned it a few  times.

  • ohh wel, then i apologize for my comment to you... sorry mate..

  • Hear Hear!

  • @speedfunk Coke is awesome anyway.

  • @ArthBHx Yeah until the next day when you want to shoot yourself in the face on the comedown.

  • @ArthBHx

    Have never seen the point in coke. Here in Australia it costs $300-400 for a gram. So to pay that much for something that you have to keep topping up on every 40 minutes is a waste imho. If you want to party, then get some speed. lol.

  • @OrthodoxDarwinist You guys are getting ripped off pretty hard. It's 60-70 for a gram in Canada coming straight from the port

  • @kryogenix

    Yes we get ripped off very badly, it is because nearly all the coke is produced on the other side of the world, and so to get it into Australia - which has genuinely good security with nearly zero corruption - would be insanely difficult. This is also why coke is rarely of good quality.

    The only people who can afford to be coke-heads in Australia are well-paid professionals...

  • @speedfunk I know right fuckin humans wanna judge everyone guess what? Doug Stanhope is a good human , he shed light upon social issues that ppl dont wanna talk about , if u dont use drugs good for you , but me being a recreational drug user I don't think in my head , Oh this person doesnt do drugs what a fuckin loser , we need to learn to live together , LOVE.

  • @speedfunk:  Then not only do you have poor writing skills but poor judgment as well.

  • @espada9 just for the fucking fact that u are checking my writing says enough about u...

    and what is wrong with my judgment then? explane ur self....

  • @speedfunk Complaining that a comic is fucked up is like complaining that your tittie dancer is a communist!! haha

  • @6CHRIS6ROWE6 haha XD

  • so.....?

  • This blokes good!

    I'de like to see him do the British comedy circuit,I reckon they would fuckin love it!

  • I'll make a point of catching one of his gigs when he's next in the UK.

  • This guy is great, I'd never heard of him.

  • What a line to end on, lol.

    "I'd love to see him and Rogan together at a table...with coke."

  • jones and stanhope

    the dynamic duo

  • If you dig what Doug has to say and get that he would make a much better U.S. president than one of the typical anti-freedom establishment politicians, please take a moment and go to PetitionSpot(DOT)com/petitions /stanhope2012/ and sign the petition urging him to run! He considered running in 2008, and might do it if enough of us get behind him.

  • While I believe he provides very valuable and insightful commentary on the status quo, I don't believe he would be a competent world leader of a nation.

  • jvbencze - Part of the point is not to have "leaders." Let people lead their own lives. So Doug's role as U.S. president, I think, would not be so much to lead, but people used to the idea of not looking to government for leadership, and instead to make their own choices. Are there any particular aspects of being president at which you think he would do a worse job than Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, etc.? Please be specific.

  • Doug Stanhope is a good influence on America.

  • on anyone that isn't to fucking whiny to listen to him

  • ya alex jones n doug stanhope- great minds think alike

  • Doug Stanhope is a brilliant comedian, the best stand-up act of the century. Alex Jones is a fear-mongering distraction. Be open-minded, but don't let people take advantage of your open-mindedness. Alex Jones distracts from the bigger picture.

  • I think Doug takes a few pointers from people like Alex Jones, but I do not think he buys his mentality from truthers at all. There is important views in Alex Jones, and there is liquid feces. The important thing is to find the good points and remove the possible shit.

  • holy shit, alex jones AND doug stanhope?

  • jones once opened for doug google it theres a video of it

  • doug stanhope is the shiz!

  • sometimes i find myself laughing at the people laughing at him.

  • i think stanhope takes alex jones with a heavy pinch of salt. jones seems like a pretty nice guy,though,on a personal level.

  • That was Jones

  • Alex Jones, Bill Hicks, and Joe Rogan all have the same manager. Rogan met Jones through their manager and Jones met Stanhope through Rogan. Rogan and Stanhope became friends while doing the remake of The Man Show.

  • was that Alew Jones hes talking to at the end?

  • Yeh it looked and sounded like him. Somehow I can't imagine jones and stanhope getting along even though they both hate the american government

  • Jones loves Stanhope, he even opened for him in Austin. The video is on google video. Jones goes apeshit on some asshole.

  • Thats pretty cool. I've never been 100% sure about Jones even though I agree with nearly everything he says some of it seems far too speculative

  • absolutely. I agree with his general ideologies, but sometimes he digs too deep to back up his own theories and beliefs.

  • Theories and beliefs?? He's only making fun of ours. He's really not pushing an agenda except mybe "Do you realize all the fucked up weird shit about this world that you just accept as "normal" even though it obviously doesn't make much sense."

  • certainly looked and sounded like Alex to me

  • Love the Alex Jones at the end. Fucking brilliant.

  • Thanks for the vid.

    Fellow youtubers, disregard the bullshit below and just enjoy the video.

  • This guy is hilarious...

    My personal favorite is the pope/nazi skit.

  • You'd think Bush would have a 10% approval rating because of 9/11. But since this is America it's 90%.

  • "You'd think Bush would have a 10% approval rating because of 9/11. But since this is America it's 90%"

    Ummm, Bush isn't president anymore.  Thats also another big problem with America, over 50% of American's have a hard time naming the current president.

  • I am pretty sure more than 50% of America knows who the president is. Considering its the first black president ever for America . We got it!

  • Just dont be a jack ass and watch pinocio if you know what I mean!