Resident Evil 4-Funny Ashley Death

[lucas71778]

aff

[roxaskeybladeable]

presidesident: whers ashley leon: rock concert president: no she isnt its a zombie apocalpsye! leon: uhh president: just kidding wat band? leon: roling stones me: hey leon um ashley got nvm leon:wat me: ill text it to you leon: wow oh ahhhh thats bad my inner thoughts: lol

[FinalNinja447]

President: Leon, I expect that you have retreived my daughter to safety?

Leon: Mr. President, I'm afraid your daughter has...

*Puts on sunglasses* (?)

Rock and Rolled.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[SunnyofTmh]

Ahh shes fine...

[TheRealTDawg]

talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place

[Itheanonymous]

And this is why people make fun of blonde people. Why would the stupid cow just stand there, even if she was told to?

[Ninjaspyman]

OH GOD THE LOW QUALITY MAKES IT BETTER

[10wayst0spoildinner]

President:So, what do you think of my daughter?

Leon: *Lying through his teeth* She rocks.

/Everyone was doing it. I wanted to be a part of the crowd XD

[garbo181]

The best way to use that rock xD.

[BMADD92]

President: Have you retrieved my daughter?

Leon: I'm afraid she got stoned...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHH!

[FinalNinja447]

@BMADD92 Gotta put the sunglasses on!

[gamefan3300]

hahahahahahah niiice

[ErikPooper]

bad video qualitiy.

funny death. poor obama when he hears this.

i give it 10/10. good job.

[raulmarcosviana]

León: LETS ROCK

THE CAKE ITS A LIE

[DarkxEmoxLove]

President: where's my daughter?

Leon: Rock concert....

President: what band?

Leon: the rolling stones

Lol

[DarkMen701]

Looney tunes XD

[goldstreerix92]

umm....it was an accident?

[567flyaway]

i remember i tryed to do that with ashleys suit of armor on its epicly stupid

[molitva2007]

poor girl, lol

[Zeikers2000]

lol it looked like leon was laughing his ass off.

[deathonic]

"so leon, what are we doi-"

Leon- "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGEE!!!!!"

[kolaswii66]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha bery fun!!

[sasoriyaoilover]

leon is saying: YEAAAAAAAA

[lobezno8]

funny?????  ¬¬

[kingdomheartshalo]

Leon : FUUUUUUUU-

[LeeBob010]

presedent: wheres meh dauteeeeeeeeer?

Leon: um well uh lets not get into this now lets just be glad me and ur dauters remaints r home.

President: remai..........

Leon: well time to eat

[harvesterofsorrow929]

lmao leons reaction...OHHHH SHIIIII

[marioesvergas]

no se ve ni verga

[NekkidSpongeBob]

Leon: wanna throw rocks

Ashley: sure why not?

Leon: ok CATCH!

Leon shoots rock and kills ashley.

Leon: I said catch!

[KuteShyGuy]

will she still die if she was wearing the Knight armor?hmm...

[Alchemist1995]

@KuteShyGuy yeah she does....

[trunksss5]

1: Shoot rock

2: ????????

3: Oh No

[KINGcurlyfrahs]

*boulder spishes her*

*Leon thinks*

"damn should have sold her instead!!!"

[Xmello517]

Dang this literally droped my jaw didnt see that coming

[jupitergirl100]

ashley: *squish*

leon: oh no. god dammit

[computerfreek1234]

...ouch......nice ashley, u made a crack in the boulder

[BlackBloodLegion]

lol SHE GOT SQUSHD



[dawauno12]

President: Where's Ashley?

Leon: Band concert, E.W.F In the stone :D

[bitchenhitchen]

@AshilanaTheGreat1 Yeah that scene's pretty intense haha

[7798841]

the president :uuuh leon where's my daughter

leon : who ur dumb blond......the rocks just fell on her she might be in heaven...or hell..god knows :D

[METROIDROCKSXP98]

HD quality ......

[Djstudiosgold]

Leon: Oh no....How am I going to get this boulder out of my way?

[alexpell99]

lol

[bitchenhitchen]

Ha reminds me of 127 hours...

[killallianceftw]

President: Where is my daughter?

Leon: Lets just say shes hit rock bottom

[sultaa86]

instead of "oh no" leon should be like "YESSSS"

[amboycapo]

why leon smoke weed the all game lol

[EDUXI56]

hahhahaha bad leon

[vocaloid9]

lmao XD

[amoakellykelly]

that is not funny is like kill your family idiot daahhhhh

[cowjigsaw]

wow u must have forgot about that in the boss battle like me :P

[TheMerkzzz]

@ninafebbie13 yeah some1 already said that lol

[anthonyvillejoubert]

bad...



[TheOriginalBattler]

Lol?

[VinceGuitarr]

how do you get that outfit? I've seen it a few times and have no idea, I thought it was tactical vest but when I bought that it didn't change my appearance.. I play on a gamecube if that makes a difference

[gusgreenful]

@VinceGuitarr oh to get that out fit complete the game and load the finished game and choose outfit

[Djstudiosgold]

President: Where's my daughter?

Leon: ...rock concert

[HolyRoller478]

@Djstudiosgold ROFL!!!! XD Yeah, like the President will believe she's at a rock concert! :D LOL

[Djstudiosgold]

@HolyRoller478

President: Really? What band?

Leon: The rolling stones.

[HolyRoller478]

@Djstudiosgold She got crushed by a rolling stone!! XD ROFL!! Par-r-rump-ump-ump!! XD LOL

[KuteShyGuy]

@Djstudiosgold LMAO! Clever Comment

[CoupDeGrace888]

Yay Geology!

[0sirisspks]

Leon to ashleys father: uhmm yeah she was kinda crushed by a boulder...

Ashleys father: but what was a boulder doing in the kitchen!

[laalie1000]

this is not funny

[MegaBADTOTHEBONE]

That's right.Just die.(Then she crawls out all mangeled and mends herself like the terminator)Leon:oh are you ok? (cries a little)

[ofodao14]

oh no... poor boulder... ashley ur so mean

[p0rtalz]

lol



[gamenoobkiller]

how could u..... that poor boulder was sitting up there doing nothing.... and you killed it..... ur evil

[Onikage2790]

if that was jill under there that would've made a jill sandwich

[EPICbrows]

@Onikage2790 barry is the expert on that XD

[deathbywolf14]

@Onikage2790 ok..........

[xxwuggiebearxx]

Ahahahaha!

[RazielDumha18]

Fail...

[processorism]

wheres that big ass boss?

[Gun00]

She was sooo hot...

[psplover31302]

leon facepalm!!!!!!!!!!

[suggestions8]

FACEPALM

[wotan3021]

AJAX



[marioandsonic3339]

well at least Leon doesn't play Online *sees Leon* FUCK!!!

[Luccyy102]

He failed his mission to leave the boulder alone XD But he just had to use it as a weapon XDDDD

[felphero]

ashley sandwich? 

[Xvect0rX]

@felphero jill sandwich is better :)

[jarannalli]

In Soviet Russia; Boulders shoot YOU off of a mountain and crush Ashley Graham.

[Djstudiosgold]

Leon: Hey ashley, remember those times you called me a pervert?.

Ashley: Yeah. Why?

Leon: *shoots boulder*

Ashley: Leon? Ah! *splat*

Leon: Haha that's what you ge...oh no, she had my ammo!

[zhengquan22]

leon...IS A KILLER!

[leonsnumber1girl]

I bet leons thinki' haha that for bring me here BITCH!'

[herofromthedark]

Crushed under a giant rock... Somebody call ACME sporting goods- there's been another defect!

[origamishishou]

oh no im allegic to ashley guts ACHOOOOOO

[juanariful]

awwww....

poor boulder

[ShadowsApprentice09]

Crap,I exchanged all my ammo for an ink ribbon.

That was the only thing I could think of.

Oh wait...

Leon:Hmm.After trying Resident Evil 5,it seemed okay,but not as good as me :) Ooh hey,a shiny thing!Shiny things mean treasure in RE5 (shoots boulder)

Ashley:You bastard!(splat)

Leon:Oh well,time to conti-(gets really angry)DAMNIT! She had my good weapons and ammo![gets owned while he tries to use the craptacular pistol]

[ThePartymater]

president: wheres my daughter leon?!

leon:.....lets just say shes reduced to a pancake

[rifi111]

@ThePartymater

XDD

[DESPERAN0]

lol hes like "oh wait she had my keys!"

[dannyfogable]

"My God, what did I do!?"

lol

[Julienfun]

So that's why Chris fought against the boulder in RE5...

[yogiyovifuckyocouch3]

Ashley: Leon what are you going to do.

Leon: This is for grabbing my hair products. !!Fuck yo couch!!.

[6jonathan1]

Ashley:Leon,wtf are you doing?!

Leon:Your no use for me anymore

*Rocks come down*

Leon:Oh No! She was holding all of my Guns!

[GothGaara92]

Ashley: Leon shoot that rock..

Leon: ok *shoots rock*

Ashley:NO!! *crushed*

Leon: ah what a shame *thinks for a minute* oh no-she had my wallet!

[TreFolk274]

Lol awesome im going to do that

[yoshi9891]

indiana jones fail..lolz

[KillingJoke696]

Hunnigan: Leon! You idiot!

[darksonic789]

Oh my god! How could you do that to a boulder?

[Nick1Nintendo]

@darksonic789 WIN

[golbezchaoslord]

really best way to let her die is let a garrador slash her to pieces. or a hunter from left 4 dead comes and rips her apart. 2 differnt games i know but still would be fun to watch. why i hate her. 2nd el gigante fight after i cutthe plaga one time she gets in front of my tmp stream and dies. RE4 would be a lot better if she did not exist!!!

[carlosmspk]

@golbezchaoslord disagreed... if you notice almost every game has a character that really sucks... tell me if you dont like to make or see other people making fun of that character (just my opinion)

[golbezchaoslord]

@carlosmspk 2 differnt answer i'm just a bit pissed off because i have to a pain in the ass part again because she got in the way. a difference being the funny charcter and just being stupid and helpless.

[MisticWays]

Leon: Ashley, I need you 2 look away.

Ashley: For what?

Leon: I got a big present 4 you! =D

Ashley: Oh boy! I hope its another dildo! =D

Leon: Sureee, now just look away, I'll show you my big surprise! =D

*Ashley Turns*

*Leon with the quickness shoots the boulder & lands on Ashley*

Leon: aahhh what a relief! I've been wantin 2 do that since i met her.

Leon: She just wuldnt move out of the way when ganados came 2 rape us with their rakes. Hope she burns in hell 4 that. I got raped 2manytimes.

xD

[mushidigger]

Leon:Hey Ashley

Ashley:What?

Leon:HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Leon:Shoots boulders down

Do you like your present?

Ashley?

lol

[MusicOutsideIn]

HAHA!

[MegaDragonking123]

ASSLEY! D:

[Leomar6335]

Leon: I tired about u.

Ashley: Did i hear something

Leon: Fuck you, crazy bitch.

(Leon Shoot)

Ashley: HOLY FUCK

Leon: Nooooo, what i doed.

Ashley is dead

Continue: Yes No

[Dialgadude]

Oh no! Is the boulder okay?

[StrawberryKissLove]

@Dialgadude ya...i think it survived after hitting that fat bitch....

[blueman11100]

@Dialgadude poor boulder T_T

[XblacklightZ]

All I'll say is one time i killed the el gigante and it fell on ashley instantly killing her.

[018975]

leon,on mouth: oh no!!!, in thinking: oh yesss!!!!

[deividas58]

Leon:Oh no... she had my Infinite launcher

[STEVEBURNSIDEISHOT]

Xd im doing that next time i play XD

[exezoverLT]

voldemort

[adammaisking]

worst quality ever

[steamgamernoob]

@adammaisking yea , try looking at the world of youtube, douche, ive seen way worse

[adammaisking]

@steamgamernoob of course you've seen worse, your the one who makes them

[SaintRapier]

PHAIL

[westridgemattlyman]

Oh, noooo...

[missXuzumaki]

Leon: Noooooooooo I forgot to turn of the shower!

[BuenaVergaVonGranPil]

when leon kills her, he remember that he had lent her the car's key xD

[daveggiemonster]

lol it looks like leon is sayin "DOH!" XD

[Kibahedghog4]

to some people..... thats not funny...

But when I see Askley die in anyway, shape or form..... It is Hi-lar-e-ouse!!! XD

Like that!

[travisray96]

@Kibahedghog4 hell ya shes annoying on pro she gets killed all the time especially the part b4 u team up with luis at the house

[seymoreomis20]

i killed ashley in a weird way i shot the gondo carrying her in the feet and she dies with full health and i did it in the middle of a rooms too

[TheLordawesome]

leon:have you got those 5 dolars what i gave you

ashley:no

leon:this is for your own good bitch

[DreamingNinjasPro]

yay!

[CrimsonRose112]

Ooh, yes. >:D

[masterbanjo39]

president : where is my daughter!?!?

leon : she died and turned into a zombie

president : how did she die!?!?

leon : i can't remember.... oh yeah she died from a falling rock that i shot

president : WTF

[XjesuschristbananasX]

Win!!!!!!!!!!

[RazorRandal]

*ashley dies* Leon: Yayz shes gone now! Now where did i put that yellow and green herb mix... *looks at dead ashley* AWW FUKIN HELL!!!!

[tomdan15]

this is not funny

[SasuNaru317]

Leon: *after killing Ashley* oh no i dirtied the boulder

[dessy627]

oh, my brother did that plenty of times... its funny when you put a mine dart and put it on her butt! :D

[DreamingNinjasPro]

@dessy627 yes it is

[DirtSpray]

When Ashley got squashed by a boulder Leon screamed: OOOH No.

But he was thinking: now it's just me and Ada...

[awesomly47]

at the end hes like crap she had the rest of the ammo and a chocolate bar

[DreamingNinjasPro]

@awesomly47 lol...chocolate....*drooling*

[SecularNumanist]

@awesomly47 i lold

[rukukitsune]

do it again ! do it again!

[Nandonoikarus]

OMG! Awesome! XD

[Bunnyboo56789]

OH DAMN!! LOL

[MrTheTributer]

he is like omg i forgot she had the keys to the boat XD

[xepherian]

Lol XD

[yood44]

a Tenacious D moment...Tits Or Destiny!!!!!

Leon:DESTINY!!!!!

Boulder:i want tits!

*gun shots*

Leon:there happy!

Boulder:yeah

Ashley from under boulder:Leooon Heeeeeelp!!!!

Leon:Oh No. She has my rpg launcher!

[6jonathan1]

@yood44 How come that wasn't a option in infamous? O.o

[Treblaine]

On failure, Leon face-palms himself... to death!

[boobitah19]

i shall call her squishy...

[MrJperez1083]

LOL, Leon was like,"oh no, she had my house keys!!!!

[yood44]

@MrJperez1083 lmao and then....

*clatter*

Leon:"my keys!haha bitch i win. sorry boulder but she's yours now"

[GoLDraG0N]

ashley is now toilet peper ^^

[devilpengui]

@GoLDraG0N

Yay!

[GoLDraG0N]

@devilpengui *grabs ashley* sec gotta poop XDDD

[HINDERIZATION]

LEON: TITS OR GTFO

[germ1215]

Leon: dam it Ada, this is for tricking me all the time bitch! -Bam-

Ashley: but I'm Ashley not Ada!

-Boulder lands on Ashley-

Leon: oopsy....

[extreme65anime]

Now that's funny

[akhanian]

"screw you bitch. you didn't show me your tits so that's what you get."

[therealprincesszelda]

THATS AWESOME!!!

haha i hate ashley so much im totally gonna do that next time i play haha

[PazzoideSchizzato]

die you little bitch!

[ToxicTaxonJunior]

the second she died he remembered how important she was.

[M1SHOCKdamonkey]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA! Ashley, this is going to hurt the rock more than it's going to hurt you....only because you're going to die instantly.

[hanatro]

Poor rock :(

[joshuabeecroft]

lol

[MariovsHalo95]

lol yeah, you got the rock all bloody! you bastard! ( south park joke )

[TheLoonie12345]

o my fuckin god the most funiest person in the world