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  • I think she's a rapist.

  • pretty good pronounciation

  • Das gefaellt mir absolut nicht!

    

  • @bradford9099778 lol sie lustig

  • she's not that good

  • Actually how she looks when having orgasms "Ja...das gefaiit mir" (no exclamation points)

  • Forget the umlaut ? ;)

    In Können is no "o" there is an"ö". She wrote this wrong.

  • Forgot the umlaut in"können" and the c in "Englisch". You hardly ever see plain old "sh" without a c in german.

  • Nien can also mean never. Right ?

  • @GodzGamerz Nope. "Nein" doesn't mean "never." The two most common translations for "never" are "nie" and "niemals." And just for fun, some synonyms for "nein" are "nee" and "nö," but these translate more to "nope" rather than to "no." Hope that helps :)

  • @GodzGamerz I think it can also mean no in German, but I think it's spelled nein? but idk about never.

  • HAHA who slipped happy pills in her corn flakes?

  • @swift55555 lmao! I literally just pissed myself laughing

  • This video is not so good. She speaks a different thing than what is actually displayed, and sometimes she just changes the sentence or does something wrong.

  • 0:55

    Mein Deutsch ist noch nicht so gut, könnten sie bitte Englisch sprechen.

    some little mistakes up there^^

  • @MrEiscream I am from the USA

  • ''if ur german is not good yet you can say''even more complicated sentence than usual'' lol

  • @damien345 Lol

  • She looks like she wants to kill me o.O

  • der fiken zo hunda

  • oh mein gott, ich bin so froh, dass ich schon deutsch kann:D

  • love german~~~ it sounds like mother of english

  • @emilyhattie Old german is the root for english.

  • @emilyhattie you´re right. English is a young language influenced by german and romanic (latin) language. Some words are really similar to english ones so you can hear the same root.

  • You speak too fast. It's hard for me to make out the pronunciation

  • Ich spreche Englisch, und Deutsch. Ich bin von Deutschland. She tought you how to say english wrong.

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  • Its different when you read German verse how theY say it! I find the way they pronounce words by themselves is way different then the way they use them in a phrase...its confussing! Some words seem to go silent! If you read english its basically the same how you say it! In German the words take on a differnt accent then how the teach you by themselves!

  • Ich wünschte, ich wusste, dass sein Deutsch wäre awesome

  • she spoke too fast when speaking in long sentences!

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  • Diese Sprache gefällt mir sehr gut, obwohl mein Deutsch noch nicht so gut ist, glaube ich, dass es ja schön interessant und wichtig ist. Vielen Dank fürs Hochladen!! ^^

  • she's so serious looking but she's still hot

  • Does this woman ever smile? I know the Germans think we Americans smile too much, but I think she is too serious and stone-faced.

  • @jupitermoon10011

    Well I am German and I can tell you that the most people here smile a lot more then this woman xD

    She reminds me on an unfriendly teacher of mine, grrr.

  • german sounds so cool

  • OMG German and Deutch are almost the some can speak Deutch to a german person and i think they can understand u

  • how about "Mien Deutsch ist schlecht. Sprechen Sie ENglisch bitte. " ???

  • @1:00 "Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut." sounded like "Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut g'noog." what the hell is "g'noog"? that was before she said "Konen sie bitten..."

  • in english it means "enough" and it is written "genug".

    so she said : my german is not good enough...

  • oh, ok. tnx man!

  • no prob

  • genung....."enough"

  • indeed ! pfff lol!

  • She told: "Mein Deutsch ist noch nicht gut GENUG" - that means:" My german is not good enough yet (yet = noch)

    like in the english language, some vowals in a word are aborted.. so the word "genug" sounds like "Gnug" ;-)

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  • Hi ptr3ck,

    that word "g´noog" waht you hear means in german "genug"

    (Ger) genug = (Eng) enough

    I hope I could help you ;-)

  • Ich hasse dich. Sie Scheißhure. alle Deutschen sollten diejenigen nazistischer bastereds getötet werden

  • das gefalt mir im actully american but know abunch of german

  • expert village my ass

  • give the lady a break....so what if she's not putting on a false smile? she's getting the point across

  • anani sikim

  • she doesn't even know what she's talking about. the written sentences didn't match up with what she was saying...

    -.- arschloch

  • is she alive???

  • you are boring

  • german is very hard to learn

  • Pleeeeease, don't try learning german by that vid. Especially the written translations are very poor and full of mistakes.

  • ers einen auf dicker experte machen und dann etliche male versprechen und fehler reinhaun...das sind mir die richtigen -.-

  • (SARCASTICALLY) shes really happy!

    Not! lol =D

  • 0:42 sagt sie das gefällt mir. si hat das nicht vergessen ^^

  • ho my godd she is so happy!

  • lol

  • @robbienpv182 In Europe, it is uncommon to walk around smiling for no reason, such as popular in the states. Europeans prefer a "genuine" smile, rather than a contrived one.

  • das gefällt mir nicht!!! haha it sounds funny people say das mag ich nicht and if you like something you say ich mag es or das ist schön or short form mir gefällts.

    i know it because i´m from germany

  • wenn sie das Deutsche wiederholt, sagt sie meist was bisschen anderes als davor, das ist doch viel zu verwirrend. Außerdem hat sie bei 0:42 das "nicht" vergessen.

    Nichts desto trotz, gute Idee und Umsetzung !

  • Ja ich hab das auch gemerkt . . .

  • I guess for us Germans it´s easier to learn English than the other way around. Our grammar sucks ;)But a lot of German words are " similiar " to the English ones. It´s not so difficult in my oppinion. e.g: house -> Haus, perfect -> perfekt ;)

    And on the other hand we hear English everywhere, on TV, Music, Job and Internet ... Impossible to live without English these days. ;)

    Yeah, her pronunciation is definitely perfect ^^

  • Ugh that's so true. D:

    Learning german is FFFFFFF hard! I try to watch the german channel but everytime I do my brain just "zones" out. D':

  • Sometimes she says things that aren't in the subtitles or says it differently :/

  • OMG, I love your pronunciation, that's how I speak!! :D

  • i find this a good vid cos now i can speack bit of germann woop ! .. lool .... ma gf german i can speak summit to him now hahha

  • Dear friend I like your american english very much, maybe I can practice it with you.  Could you please try to write the german words in the middle on the screen! Thanks very, very much!!

  • "Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch"

    is' nie un' nimmer 'ne Frage!

  • omg¡¡ she speak very fast when talk in german¡¡ but is cool this video ;)

  • I LOVE German drag queens!!!

  • löl...

  • German is very difficul...

    I think portuguese is easier..

    I'm portuguese xD.

  • this was fast

  • some of it is really similar to english

  • yeah right...really easy for foreigners lmao

  • stop smiling

    ja ja ja ja jaa! ;)

  • Subtitles don't match the actual speech. Whack!

  • Mein Onkel und zwei Vetter sind deutsch.

  • I wouldn't consider "Bitte sprechen Sie English? as a question. It's a request. => exlamation point!

    And English with sch!

    And no raising of the voice at the end!

  • "das" is "that" get it right!

  • der, die, das is the actually

  • or that

  • lmao pause at 1:08

  • omg! her face is so boring!!!

    she reminds me of my chemistry teacher

    Danke Schern!

  • lol

    :D

  • bock zu ficken?

  • lol "ich spreche kein deutsch" ja sacklzement, wos mochtn de sunst?

  • hihi^^

  • way to read the teleprompter

  • You just speak to fast... A little more slower, please...

  • kühler Bildschirm erlerne ich Deutsches!

  • what should it mean???

    that has no sense!

  • lol maybe you mean :cooles Video, ich lerne Deutsch or something like that ...you would not translate cool

  • Good god

    crack a smile love

  • Ja.

  • hhhmmmm never write "KONNEN sie bitte deutsch sprechen"!!! there`s a special letter in germany "ö" so it means "können sie bitte deutsch sprechen?"! there are four more special letters: ä, ü, ß (i hope it`s helpful ;) )

  • " 'I don't like this.' Once again in German: 'Mir gefällt das.' "

    ... now that could might cause some problems ^^'

  • you're right, guy

    xP

  • girl ;D

    not guy ^^

  • uhh, sry ...

  • ich will das was die geraucht hat.....

  • That's a bit silly. She gives us a line for "I dont speak german". If you speak this to a German citizen.. your speaking German to them. They'll think your joking or something.

  • lol if the german you are talking to is able to speak english then you can ask him in english if he could speak english ...

  • the most younger german (16-45 i would say), are able to speak good english

    and if you want to learn german, better take an other how-to video, she's not really good (if she repeats the german sentence she changed the words)

  • thanks ^.^ No, I learn german in school, it's just I came across a few of these vids and thought I'd watch them as I'd feel smart recognising all these German terms. Haha, call me arrogant.

  • you smartass, this video is meant to teach you german, at least some phrases in german, you're not supposed to dwell in the logic of the content...

  • is she german? i think so, but imho her english is quite good

  • she has a german accent

  • die olle is echt verwirrt, erstmal wiederholt sie falsch und zweitens naja der blick sagt ja wohl alles

  • pimple is pikle i heard too

  • woo i luv german=)

  • i have german roots and want to get "Strength and Loyalty" in german as a tattoo....could someone translate? I have came up with Stakre Mit Layalitat???

  • That would indeed be "Stärke und Loyalität".

  • thank you for the translation

  • Almost, you would usually avoid "Loyalität", it's technically perfect but just doesn't sound right to me. I'd suggest "Stärke mit Arschenbumsen" or, if you want to stress the causality, "Stärke durch Arschenbumsen" Stärke (strength) could also be Kraft (power), maybe "Kraft durch Arschenbumsen"?

  • Bitte sprechen sie englisch? is no correct question and it just doesnt exist

    Bitte sprechen sie englisch-please speak english

    or

    könnten sie bitte englisch sprechen?-could u please speak german?

  • Man, for some reason, its fun to learn german, lawl,

    Ja, Zen goot.

  • it's not konnen. it's " können " 2 dots on the o xD

  • Wow...she went to fast and messed up...

  • I agree with you!

    She was talking to fast!

  • i wish i could speak german!! someone who would like to teach me some phrases?;D

  • das gegefallt mir nicht shieshan

  • ja klar vor allem sollen leute, die gerade erst deutsch lernen schon sagen können:"Mein Deutsch ist noch nicht so gut, können sie bitte english sprechen" :-P

  • super poo she went to fast gtyr!!!!

  • Arschloch

  • Das gefällt mir nicht. <---so n scheiß!! Das ist KACKE!!! ^^

  • the lady aint got emotion i tink....

  • hahahahahahah LOL ich krieg die krise!!!

    When I don't like something I say: Das ist scheiße!! LOL

  • what is german for 'fuck', isn't it, freichen or something like that? danke

  • fuck in german? germans also say "fuck" or "ficken"

  • or "beischlafen" ^^

  • beischlafen? never heard this word! xD

    - ich weiß ja nicht wie du da drauf gekommen bist aber das ist mir neu xD

  • Ja, me found Nazis in our schoolZZZ! Das gafallt mir nicht!! Robert Hess, Stinson, Wenger, Schmitt, Rosenbaum, Muller, Sprouse, Etc. Etc. And Its in their rules too!! Das gafallt mir nicht!! I don't speak Nazi!! Help!! S.O.S. !!

  • Wie sagt mann "I want to lay down with you in the hay loft and start pumping out the next generation of German folk, my sweet love pig", auf deutsch?

  • You would say "Ich will mich mit dir auf dem Heuboden niederlegen und die nächste Generation Deutsche herauspumpen, mein süßes Liebesschweinchen."

  • deutsche Schwule sind smelley Weibchen

  • lol voll der widerspruch: Wenn ich kein deutsch kann, sage ich: Ich spreche kein deutsch, sprechen sie bitte englisch :D wasn kack...

  • you are very pretty !!! love you !! you sooooo sweet !!

  • she's talking bullshit.. she did not say mir nicht at the end..

  • lol wenn mir was nicht gefällt sage ich "das ist scheisse" LOL und wenn mir was gefällt sage ich "GEIL" rofel. aber nett!!! schön das es einem ausführlich beigebracht wird und freundlich.

  • haha cuuuie!!^^

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