Mass Fail - A Mass Effect Parody

[klampcamper]

I like this video... but the part with simple plan made me love it

[dONALDBLOOD]

Brilliant! :D

[theraynor1995]

what was the song when Garrus go emo?

[Shicbs]

Good voice acting, but not-so-good animation.

[DanHibikiFan]

@Shicbs Thanks, yeah, that's unfortunately what you get when you're forced to draw in MS Paint and animate in WMM. =(

[colebowlin68]

Fucking hilarius! I could not stop laughing at when he goes I bet thiers some keepers in thier.

"Walks in". Hello sir welcome to "starts breaking shit". Hey is thier any keepers in hear? Were trying to scam them and uh. No keepers here. "Walks away". You will be paying for that right?

Of course my good man. Luckily I keep my wallet here loaded. "loads shotgun". Will that be cash or credit? Yeah, thats what I thought. Later bitch. lolololol

[VelaToNorma7]

@colebowlin68 Wow. Your spelling is hilariously bad. Go fuck yourself.

[colebowlin68]

@VelaToNorma7 So, who cares about spelling? I can't spell a couple words so that means I should go fuck my self?

[VelaToNorma7]

@colebowlin68 Yes.

[colebowlin68]

@VelaToNorma7 That makes perfect sense. Get a life.

[MrHarbinger360]

poor garrus

[BQBCAT]

ERROR 404 dislikes

[zalom1modur]

I always keep my wallet loaded

[blackheart1091]

poor garrus

[KILLSWITCHstudios117]

this could be a anime show fro some reason i looks and feels like one too maybe because of the swet that comes from there heads and the design of the faces make it feel like its one

[deryth]

hmm, what song was garrus singing?

[MrGreh95]

What's the song in the Garrus part?

[lgmmrm]

*Loads Shotgun*

Will that be cash or credit?

[TugrulCanSUMEN]

I don't care what anyone says, this is HILARIOUS !

[erettew]

0:22-0:45 that part had me laughing for good five minutes. Whole parody is great.:)

[PoweredByFlow]

For MS Paint, its really good.:)

[IronMaster777]

this is bloody epic mate

[joshuaarias100]

Lol at Wrex! :D

[GlowingBlur]

Awesome. Nuff said.

[pokenub1000]

Wrex

Shepard

[Blackemperess]

I actually thought it was Garrus wrecking the China shop, seeing as he made a comment on having gun battles in china shops was fun. Regardless, brilliant vid!

[TheDarksider64]

a wrex in a china shop

[Joshua5003]

Most epic lines at 1:49.

[Damionscool]

"The stupid racist whore say's what."

"What?ahh!!!"

[Dri143]

even in parodies, wrex is so fucking epic

[AgentX7Y]

Dear DanHibikiFan, You should have called the parody.....MASS ERECT....AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA-oh, everyone's gonna hate me for that one...

[zenozakrga]

I see how it's funny to have wrex in a china shop...

[strawdable]

@DanHibikiFan its reapers not creepers i believe thats why they have subtitles so u can read them, plus how is it funny to see wrex in a china shop (just askin)

[DanHibikiFan]

@strawdable ...Keepers. Wrex was talking about Keepers...not Reapers.  Keepers are the bug like race that maintains the Citadel and in the first game you can take a quest/mission to run around finding them and scanning them which this was a parody of.

[strawdable]

@DanHibikiFan i thought u mistaken the reaper's name but i know what a keeper is they look like grasshoppers or mantises

[SeaStrix]

@DanHibikiFan

Wow! Finally I understood that last joke! Thanks!

[DarthVader807]

Wrex: Stupid racist whore says what ?

Ashley: What ?

Wrex: :D

Ashley: Ugh >.<

[jlo2tefizay]

im commander shepard and this is my favourite parody on the citadel

[Doofe2012]

The Garrus part is the best

[psychotic46]

when that music kicked in about garris i neraly pissed myself!

[testogel85]

probably 500,000 people already told you this, but it's spelt "Garrus" with double "R"

[DanHibikiFan]

@testogel85 A simple typo but thanks.

[etocadet]

@DanHibikiFan as a guy who thinks ME1 + ME2 are so far the best gaming series to date (i need to wait for 3 to confirm it) I think this parody was fucking hilarious, and any haters should fuck off

[dtotheatothevtothee]

@testogel85 spelt.....REALLY!?!??!!

[testogel85]

@dtotheatothevtothee Why, yes, certainly. In case you were unaware, "spelled" and "spelt" are both correct past participle forms of "(to) spell". Or was your comment aiming at something else?

[Tempistfox]

Actually pretty good, make more! lol

[BattleSwine22]

0:24 is the cutest drawing of garrus I have ever seen...

[keshaz12]

This was made in PAINT?

And animated in WMM?

You sir, get a coockie!

[reaperofthedamned07]

TWEWY Shorts much?

[Kingphooey]

If I was Wrex, I'd bitch shopowners like that too.

Free Mickey D's.

[jet44444]

lolololol the garrus one made me laugh

[Cplvan7]

Lol, i shot wrex. Take that flooker!!!

[xYOCOM5x]

that was pretty hilarious :)

[AddictedApple]

Council: Ah, Garrus we have been wait to talk to yo-

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit I'm in the middle of some calibrations...

[erasaka82]

I wish garrus had sleveless armor...

[PurpleStorm8]

I do have critisims but I'll keep them to myself, nice little flash though.

[DanHibikiFan]

@PurpleStorm8 It's not a flash animation. It's MS Paint drawn with a mouse. =)

[PurpleStorm8]

@DanHibikiFan Wow! Even more impressive, I HATE MS paint with a vengence!

[punn213]

@DanHibikiFan

Ms Paint? its too good for that

[DanHibikiFan]

@punn213 lol, no, seriously it is MS Paint. My hand cramps even now from all the little details I had to do with my poor abused mouse. This was painstaking to create and it's why I'm nervous about making a new one because it may very well devour my soul.

[CarlosIsDown]

Haha. Wrex is Clint Eastwood.

[GuyWithChainsaw666]

0:26 CRITICAL MISSION FAILUR

[gigadickwads]

at 0:40, AW SHIT NOT AGAIN!

[unmessable120]

what is the name of the song in the second one with Garrus?

[TDA792]

Garrus: I need more time to complete my investigation. Stall them!

Pallin: Stall the council? You cant be serious. Your investigation is over, Garrus.

Garrus: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME? I MADE MAH MISTAKES...

Pallin: *Trollface*

[WalkmanSilver]

Your investigation is over Garrus (trollface.jpg)

[iKillwolfZX]

0:23 1.puppy eyez!!! 2. =\ 3. cool music

[Pico2571]

1:49

wrex is awesome

[DocturKreation]

Why does Wrex sound like a rapist.

[MrWtfiswiththis]

"Stupid, racist whore says 'What?"

"What?"

LMFAO

[Thomasquwack]

Garrus: Who the fuck made this? I hate that kind of music. Also, you frogot that thing I wear on mah head. Good vid though.

[SuperMadHero]

way too short but AWESOME! xD

[flipmasta14]

lol will that be cash or credit LMAO

[grantd165]

This is very good.

[HitsugiNerd]

Rex > Grunt

[leauxbert]

"Stupidracistwhoresayswhat?"

"What? Oh f-"

[Finixlives]

whole new meaning to bull in a china shop

[SuperLocust117]

lol make another :D

[DanHibikiFan]

@SuperLocust117 I'm in the process right now. Building a script and then comes the super tedious process of drawing this in MS Paint with my mouse *gag* and animating it in with WMM.

[gabefett]

@DanHibikiFan windows movie maker and microsoft paint, that's not tedious at all, actually using flash is difficult and tedious

[Adeon55]

lol emo Garrus music :P

[PinkneysDefiant]

lmao a krogan in a china shop. nice man nice

[wilkd05]

garrus's eyes when he's shut down!

best bit

[TheEnviousWrathXVII]

Favorited for the Garrus bit. Good work with the animation, but Wrex's voice should have been deeper, and not whispered.

[RutilusDivum]

"Stupid racist whore says what?" made me laugh so hard...

[Foleyfatz]

0:23 - Epic!

[CapralHarrison]

I laughed at emo-Garrus XD

-So a...you will be paid for all stuff you broked, right?

*silence*

*chick-chick*-are you reseived cash or credit?

[CapralHarrison]

I laughed at emo-Garrus XD

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

I always keep my wallet loaded. *chi-chik*

[PSOVoyevoda]

I need more time to make my calibrations!

[Impericalevidence]

EMO Garrus made me laugh so hard...

[spruebox]

that was cute :)  great job :)

[MrGcat45]

stupid rasist whore says what

[Fullmoonguardian]

Aww, Garrus was so lovely

[TheCellarDweller123]

Stupid racist hore says "what"

what?

love that part! laughed out loud at that!

[alithanar8]

@TheCellarDweller123 that was actually my least favorite part, the rest was funny but I actually like Ashley Williams

[RoyaCanadianInfantry]

what's the name of the song at the Garrus scene?

[fatman5916]

@RoyaCanadianInfantry Untitled by Simple Plan, my man :)

[yourfilmindustry]

Wrex: Stupid racist whore says "what"

Ashley: What?

Wrex: *troll face*

Ashley: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..­.

[DanHibikiFan]

All done with that craziness. Getting out of the Army now actually.

[Gigaman1245]

@DanHibikiFan Alive yay :D

[bddblade]

@DanHibikiFan lol I'm going through acap and shit right now.

[notfromphoenix]

Poor Garrus. :'(

[Modelundstahlfaust]

paint

[Gompers1138]

Rex sounds like Batman from Batman Begins and Dark Knight lol

[DarkHorror49]

I have to say I lmao when Garrus got sad and the music started playing.

[SuperMadHero]

whats the song when garrus gets sad????????

[novantha1]

when he said "don't salm the door" he should have said "dont slam the- WINDOW!?"

[NovaproductionsX3]

lol nice parody :D

Mass Fail 2? :P

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

Love the footstep sounds from Forbidden Planet.

[89BlackGatomon]

AWESOME ;) I wanne a baby from you :P

[Ameshkaren]

what's the sad love song's name?

[ParadigmShiftr]

"Stupid Racist Whore says what."

That was so damn perfect.

[Shetyre]

the gun joke was brilliant

im gonna remember that one when i robe the next grocery store

[spartanwarrior46]

hahahahaah great vid

[imhatepie]

Why is there like 30,000 animated Halo parodies and but only 3 for Mass Effect?

[TriniKnight01]

Ooh, I have to look out for it... do you remember where?

And yeah 0:13-0:43 was so awesome, though the pump action shotgun made my nerd cells get cancer ;)

[DanHibikiFan]

@TriniKnight01 I don't remember where exactly. I haven't played ME2 in almost a year because of my deployment.

[lametrieousp]

@DanHibikiFan what branch of the military are you with?

[DanHibikiFan]

@lametrieousp Army.

[JBtenors08]

@DanHibikiFan I think you meant C-Sec

[gabba1gabba1hey]

0:30

hilarious face

[tpease31]

0:13 to 0:43 made me laugh like I haven't laughed in a long time.

[GethLegionN7]

Wow did it! Excellent video. Save yourself in the hellish Afghanistan.

[shivissar]

you sir, are GIFTED. \m/

[DanHibikiFan]

@shivissar Thank you! I'll have a sequel to this video done with much better quality sometime this year when I get back from Afghanistan.

[shivissar]

@DanHibikiFan i'm sure it'll be totally awesome man - good luck, and stay safe!

[nouprajy]

luckily i always keep my wallet here loaded! HAHAHA

[AndyRaslan]

:)) yep, I think that's quite an accurate representation of Mass Effect.

[182crazyK]

at 1:48 Wrex says "I have a shotgun >:D"

On that note I was surprised at the lack of Tali.

But still, great video! Keep up the good work in Afghanistan - I hope Weegee's a good teammate =D

[DanHibikiFan]

@SageJiraiyaLordPain I'm a combat medic in the US Army.

[liles65]

@DanHibikiFan is that true?

[DanHibikiFan]

@liles65 Unfortunately.

[southparkfanatic101]

@DanHibikiFan Dude that's so cool.

[DanHibikiFan]

@southparkfanatic101 "...Not really." - Marcus Fenix to Carmine, GOW1

But in all seriousness it's really not. Deployment sucks.

[vendo233]

Don't slam the -CRASH- ......door.....

[GuyWithChainsaw]

0:23 POOR GARRUS :_(

[TheFullthrottleOwnag]

220 people said what

[GamerElemental]

Oh well i guess Garrus has to get back to calibrating.

[lololrofl50]

216 are stupid racist whores

[Teranex]

Garrus NOOOO!

[AnnoyingAsianWitch]

Mouse-drawn, MS Paint and WindowsMovieMaker..? That's all you need..?

[DanHibikiFan]

@AnnoyingAsianWitch Yes, but as you can see the quality is definitely lacking. I actually have much better resources now back home (all the good it does me in Afghanistan, FML) but you can do a lot with the basics if you're somewhat motivated. I'd suggest checking out ShadowLeggy's Resident Evil videos for more examples of bare bones animation done well.

[MultiRaistlin]

ha garrus is emo XD

[Indoornutt]

"Cash, or credit?"

"... raincheck?"

[chipmunx]

@Indoornutt The proper response is nothing.

Cash means you get shot now.

Credit means you pretend you get shot now, and someone comes back later in the month to actually shoot you.

[purpledrinkFTW]

lol looking for da keepers

[ddog892]

211 people couldn't stall the Council

[Desgax]

@ddog892 NO

[OJ533]

211 people had there china shops destroed

[Desgax]

@OJ533 NO

[DreamgirlBlue]

Lmao stuo

[ELFoglalt17]

What?

[ValtteriVayrynen]

LMAO this is awesome! :D

[XCVGVCX]

It wasn't that well made, and both too short and drawn out, but good for a quick laugh.

[TheTrueMetal9]

lol good shit

[Sadako0663]

Момент с Гаррусом просто убил! XDXDXD

[misselnora]

yeah garrus always was a little emo xD

[Silvers1188]

Haha, I loved it.

[Garrus567]

Lol Garrus 10/10

[LTcreation314]

fucking mass efect elevators, worst things ever :)

[seanileus]

More like, Mass Erect.

[ZhuSeth]

lol @ Garrus

[Agent1W]

This video is dangerously funny. It's like a krogan male in a china shop...

[EternalHellFi]

what is up with that noise when Wrex brakes into the shop?



[RobinIsAnODST]

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!

[luisserasgirl1]

Wrex: Stupid races whore says what?

Ashley: .....What?...Ugh!DX

[zombiechick66]

I made my own version of mass effect but its way crappy! lol

[PsyKKo]

poor garrus :(

[loofens]

lol the garrus one was the only funny :C

[MrAgod92]

i always keep my wallet loaded

what a line :)

[LadyGx]

The Citadel China Shop, LOL

[prettehkitteh9]

Ah, fighting in a china shop... heavy risk... but the prizzzzze

[levitan71]

ahh ashley.. may you rest your racist ass in my nuclear crater ^_^

[ThatVarrenGuy]

@levitan71 I personally don't think Ashley's racist. There's a difference between not liking people and actively persecuting them. It's more like a grudge IMHO, since her entire family is put down by the military since her grandfather is the only human to ever surrender to aliens. She just has a chip on her shoulder.

All that being said, I'm still not the biggest fan of her - she's a bit one-dimensional

[freakiq]

Why does everyone suddenly get giant earrings that that then disappear?

[Spartibartfast]

@freakiq Those are sweat drops.

[dougarr]

it seems we have people here without a PC/360 to play  mass Effect 1 .

lolz

[darthdoull]

Lol, that's awesome

[voyager33mw]

@1:38 to @2:06

Hahahahahah!!!! Awesome!!!!

[MsExplosiveSocks]

What's the song at 0:24 ? I really like it :D