MasturDate

[airforcemax]

Is Jillian Griffiths related to the Australian actress Rachel Anne Griffiths ?

[minesisbigger]

i laughed much harder than I feel I should have

[Mahownieee]

hahahaha, funny as hell! :D

[spirited64]

getin payed 2 mastubate

the american dream lol

[poonageguy]

you guys are awesome u deserve so many more subsssss! 5/5

[NinjaBunnyPro]

focroflmao. wow, who knew there were soooooo many names for......well....yeh. XD

[Paganbeliever]

Nah.. You guys have been a lot funnier. Your still kick ass funny, but this video wasn't as god as the others

[sulz1234]

why was this on the front youtube page???

[monkeyboxcomedy]

It is? Where?

[sulz1234]

I thought in 'rising videos', but i may have been mistaken...

[lokipwnsvideos]

lol theres 420 reviews.

A-O!!!!

[Deovindice2001]

hahaha, so hilarious

[ChantandCo]

god tht guy has problems

[dhouse87]

this wasn't even remotely funny. are you guys serious?

[brian12934]

hahahahahahaahahaha! IM GONNA USE THAT LINE!!!!

[sexygeek101]

same song intro as born to run!

[VenVile]

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha­hahahahahahahaha!

[blink234234234]

this isnt funny... you are a loser

[Ellrc]

Sure it's funny, what else should it be?

[c1r2b33]

lmao

[HAHAurAloser5]

some "jack ass" i kno loves doin that also his name starts wita B =]

[halonicholas]

wowo

[bleamix]

Make the bald man puke, lol.

[wildone16969]

Excellent, funny video!

[mackaroni12]

creepy.....

[ameister33]

i have to make the bald man puke before we go. lmfao funny shit right there

[shadow0xin]

very f'in funny

[mexicano161318]

LMAO SOOOO FUNNY!!!

[theitclub]

'chopping the banana', blowing the whale, juggling the balls, beating your meat, twisting the trumpet...

so mant XD

[TSH3AgKa]

At least He's honest about it, He could have just said "I like to work with my hands" He might have got lucky. You left out "Jerking The gerkin" "Shaking hands with the Wifes best freind" ." Pullin The Puddin"

"Playing the pinktrombone"

"yitipgngoenahndede"

(typingonehanded) ROTFL

[RandomBubblesPro]

i think he forgot chokin the rooster/chicken/smurf, floggin the dolphin, and taming the beast/dragon.

[badigirl662]

lol u got the smurf part from jeff dunhoam when he was thinking of puzzeling things like "when you choke a smurf wat color it turns" then walter said what "what happened to choking the chicken?"

[ChantandCo]

lmao paddle the pickle

[xstell132]

XD lol

[krazymaniak]

I laughed so hard I spit pop all over my keyboard.

[lilpuddinboy]

LMAO!!!! THAT WUZ AWESOME!!!!

[ursine121]

He forgot so mention "knock one out" and "tommy tank"! tommy tank=wank

[78rossco]

i prefer to have a five knuckle shuffle myself

[peeenisss]

wow, a lot of different terms for masturbating. that's really clever. 'list' jokes are so funny.

[OBRIEN798]

lmao!

[QueenDesi85]

at least he's honest...

[Demonhunter315]

STUPID.

[MadamFoogie]

Meh.

[FreezingRain8]

ahahahahahaha freakin funny

if there was every a way to seduce women, this guy was way off

[remix91742]

this man speaks the truth. =] unfortunately.

[flyinninjamunkii]

What a GREAT come-on.

[XxElectroLoveKidxX]

yeah keep drinking lady... you're gonna need it... XD

[dylf14]

lol she drinks so much wine

[daraku86]

HAHAHA...Ok I admit it, it's a little bit lame but it's freaking funny how this guy uses all of these euphemisms... "make the bald man puke"... huahuahuahua...

[geomysterBSU]

Weak

[HZ24LDN]

uh huh. yet again a really un-funny stupid lame video from monkey box

[WowzRequiem]

lmfao!!!!

[anthony58783]

The best,man i laughed so damm hard that i was in tears!!! cool stuff keep it CUMming!

[pacificasingers1]

hahahahaha puns!!!

[Jeffers0893]

hahahahahhahahahaha ur comment is funnyer then the video lmao

[RE4425]

HA HA hes jacks off in ever bathroom he goes to..

[silver760]

Funny I used to know someone EXACTLY the same as this blocke,with reference to masturbating everywhere he goes,he got done by the police for pulling one off in the ladies toilet on a train station (and yes it went to court,he left a little blob of evidence behind) he was also reported to the police for masturbating out his bedroom window at the shop staff in the shop yard that his window overlooked,he mother was very shocked as she is very prim and proper,very well known in his little village

[Soccer4lifexo111]

wtf wuz this??

[xxxsolcutterxxx]

...I have to make the bald man puke...haha

[SqueeJohnny420]

lol awesome

[RavenKL20]

i think the one who was in the wrong here was this girls drinking!! there aint nothing wrong with slapping the clown

[spardaking]

why slap a clown, what has a clownb every done you to lol

[pspallone]

i dont think hes realy slapping a clown, spardaking

[86kinky86]

It's not really what I wanna do.... Whcih is maturbating!

LOL

[IWILLEATYOUHEAD]

wow...

you guys are FANTASTIC scriptwriters/actors...

[GarysGood]

He said he was gonna "feed" the fish. If u kno wat im yanking at.

[bouhcbeta]

feel like i need to spank the monkey asap

[QueenCityFilms]

Lol you guys came up with every single possible way of describing masturbation. Nice work

[cowboycarl04]

it's what we call a "gift"

[sarge727]

every way except "having a pull" lol

[PyroPixxy]

Gotta appreciate his honesty.

[Greg51693]

funny

[SecondSample]

Skeet skeet!

[Dstructor]

Skeet sketch LMAO

[WhtTheHelsaGigawatt]

This is why I stopped going on blind dates.

[confusedunstablemind]

this video got me in da m(m00)ood...if you know what I mean LMAO...

[jinnakexds3]

haha that's a good take on masturbating :)

[rockstarjesus]

Make the bald man puke.......hahahaha

[appIemiIkl988]

that's my husband

[monkeyboxcomedy]

Well, everybody needs a hobby.

- John T. Monkey

[linux750]

CLASSIC.

i loved every minute of this.

[KatKatarax121]

i applauded at the end lol WOW!

[Windaxman]

Cleaning the rifle, probably the best one.

[buddyboy75]

WOw! How many euphemisms for masturbating did you guys drop in that video? I would say about 50. It got old after, like, number 10. This movie is based on a good concept, however, I would say you need to work on the script a little bit more.

[MichaelSwg]

I actually thought the excessive use of different forms of masturbation actually made it interesting.

[YuriKazumaru]

All my brother could come up with was "worming the cave"! See, chicks dont speak up about masturbating enough to have witty euphanisms (probably spelled wrong)

[JoJoKa101]

I think I dated this guy.

[manyn07]

cleaning the rifle lol lmao omg

[hypnometal]

Wow. That was messed up...

[cusekid16]

lol clean the rifle, slapping the clown, shine the pole

[Ectherion]

TOTAL BURN haha

[jbadres]

. . . great line for pickup a girl XD

[Andarovin]

Those were female mastubatory phrases.

[Andarovin]

Making the bald man puke.

That's a keeper.

[TSH3AgKa]

Hilarious.Hey! Every body needs a hobby!! But he left out Wanking, Pullin the pud, Strangling the Chook.etc.And the other character,A Kindy teacher? (Queen of the prudes)But at the end of the conversation, shes still there!!. Sounds Like a Typical dating agency set up..:):) So what euphimisms do chicks use? Letting your fingers do the walking? Rubbing the rug?

[tinoking]

wanking is moer european term I prefernence is using joystick.

[Recjoe]

Wow that guy sure is honest. Brutally honest.

[CuteStuff9233]

I dont really find it funny i kinda find it akward and gross, especially cause the guy is uuuugly. If he was hot it would be funny.

[TSH3AgKa]

Yea right and she is such a BABE,

[jak929]

heres a list of every masturbation nick names he uses: smaking the donkey - spanking the monkey - jacking off - beating the dummie - cleaning the rifle - shooting puty at the moon - slapping the clown - pealing the carrot - shine the pole - make the bold man puke - paddle the pickle - yank of the old saussage... YIKES! (sorry for the poor english, I go to a french school)

[idolhands616]

thats a very short list tbh, i could give you a list about 10 times that length for innuendos for masturbation

[alansham1]

pounding the Idaho

[rush1231]

Spanking the monkey lol...

[NamaeWaChise]

I like to call it punching the penguin for guys.

[Johnathan93]

ROFL

[YuriKazumaru]

And besides... chicks dont really have that many masturbatory terms...

[Andarovin]

"scratching the ones and twos"

I've made these up:

"Tilling the crops/soil"

"Raking the leaves"

"Getting the pearl out of the clam"

"Matching the curtains"

[YuriKazumaru]

lol, very creative but i doubt they'll stick being that they all sound kinda painful!

[stitchdocter]

If U dont find This funny U A Fuckin Uptight motherfucker

[1coppereye]

UMMM ok interesting premise, ok script, based on shock value for most of humor. Major Problem, humor based on guys jerking off has been "flogged to death" pun intended. If the woman had been the antogonist spewing the masturbatory terms, it would have had more shock value and seemed more original.

[Zackapo]

Yeah, nice idea.

Mind if I "borrow" it? Now my father will appreciate my originality and... maybe... give me a hug...

[YuriKazumaru]

I agree somewhat but you have to admit that the situation was priceless. But yeah, it would've been great to see a woman playing the part, unfortunately it probably wouldnt have come across as believeable as it would with a man. The fact that it could actually happen if hilarious to me

[jhornbaker311]

I was disappointed by the lack of "choking the bishop" :( Other than that, good show!

[grggehrt]

cleaning the rifle..thats great

[merikke]

Bald man puke, real nice, I'm bald and I don't puke

[kasperg91]

Omg xD

[astimodeus]

Slapping the clown ahahaha :D

[mzsugasuga]

he's hott

[NoChanceProductions]

thanks for reminding me...time to pop the ole cork!

[mikolovesanime]

if I were her, I would've left haha

[melinagonzalez]

lol omg

[alexanderespinoza]

shaving the carrot ?

[nickwashere14]

props.

[arn123321]

i haven't heard so many different ways to say "jack off" in my life... wonderful work!

[bigboy927]

lol

[darkmensch]

y dont she just leave..still listening to an idiot

[zanetusken]

lol its me

[eazywarez]

Offcourse its you asshole!

[xohopeless814]

EW. just EW.

[AaronJpoe]

Wasn't expecting that....

[TubeDupe]

What, you can't handle the truth? You can't handle the truth!!

[kubruk]

that was terrific..

[colorguard22]

XD 1:37

[omfgbbqlol]

rofl xD

[Blacksmith1964]

Wow, this guy really likes masturbating!

[friscow]

haha... i liked it..

-Frisco the Navajo

[rokyfireloadat32]

Yeah..it would have been funnier if it had been shorter..but still gets the point across

[DavidKTMS]

is that the same girl as 1-900-nerd date, because monkey box usese all the same actors.

[monkeyboxcomedy]

Nope - it's a different girl from the troupe. And yes, we use 8 different actors.

[DavidKTMS]

oh ok thanx!

[wtf0ic]

thats sh*t face shannon o malley lol

[KennaHuliaGulia]

oh my gosh that would be the worst date ever... but the video is hysterical!

[therealpigbenis]

Making the bald man puke = my newest penile reference. LMAO

[whitefloweret]

Peeling the carrot? OUCH.

[Supaboy000]

lmao!

[knaper4]

too funny!

[mitchell1515]

amazing, i love ur vids!

[ghill06]

wow that joke got old fast. Might have been funny if it were two minutes shorter! They really did go over board with the same joke for way too long

[thesnowmanburger]

Lol. Wow.

[wtf0ic]

now what does masterbating mean lol

[master9375]

Hmm it's a weird question but lets say its manipulating your genitals.

[wtf0ic]

awkward....

[iraqiprep19]

WHAT A WIERDOOOOO!!!

[rehtaeh77]

LOL awesome

[lollygirl56]

haha spanking the monkey!

[RamenGirl]

my name is miranda.. hah i would so set somebody up on that date if i could.

[Stiletos]

"paddle the pickle" It was not really getting me laughing but that caught me off guard.

[Shabobala]

eeek...my name is lydia....O___O

[PriestDragon]

LMAO

[nmcclain1996]

he needs a hobby, not masterbatein related

[olivechen90]

lol

[Earofdoom]

LOL

[stevenDOTdanger]

Meh.

[LasxMalvinasxArg]

Muy bueno.

[HaxxorsProduction]

That... was... AWESOME!

[micahdc]

make the bald man puke lol

[Madblaster6]

WTF ROLF

[yumichan89]

Woooow. He seriously needs to get laid or else he's going to explode.

[Lolagerbil]

WOOOW... That was... Odd...

[marothfan42]

lmao. thats amazing.

[iLOVEchristan]

HAHAHAHA!

[dacaptain84]

Wow I have really learned something today....the moral of this story is to never ever EVER tell the truth.

[7ees]

OH MY GOD, that was the largest set of masturbation idioms that ive ever seen!!

HAHAHA, Ive never even heard of HALF of them!!!

Lmao, shining the pole, that was the funniest!!

Great ending, I loved it!!

[VampireLord66]

LMAO

[penguins7rock]

lydia's face at1:59 too funny!

[jo05dk]

*rofl* I just had to sub after seing this and other vids on this channel. Way to funny:-)

[ProjectBob03]

"dont get me wrong, i like being a software engineer, but its not what i love to do. which is masturbate!"

XD funny stuff

[davidedgar316]

yeh so did i Echoingcalm2

[Echoingcalm2]

Just wasted 2 minutes and 51 seconds of my life.

[ShadyShadow]

lol awesome

[Dc45d]

OMG !! wow !

[lio123]

lmao funny!

[fishbonezken]

wtf, I didn't know tehre were so MANY terms on MASTURBATE!