SELF DEFENSE SECRET TECHNIQUES

[asianboi1004]

To be honest this is way more effective than karate or taekwondo -.-

[iwouldbonekerihilson]

The finger into the throat works. I've used it before, then I had to follow up with a kick to the testicles.

[jackattack20000]

I hate to grandstand, but I would destroy that guy.

[judgement357]

That dude had a killer mustache.

[ricolikepal]

did you guys think of these moves before or after oily gay sex?

[dubpizi777]

howdedidodat?

[jjudkins43]

goddamn this is too fucking funny!

[matershake99]

Someone please, please tell me where I can find this instructional.

[lishbarrett20]

I enjoyed this

[casey13241]

and then he pulls out a gun

[lokalllize]

HE BRO

[MisterFallout]

howdy do dat?

[redrumEardrums]

Extremely entertaining.... but these guys can't be serious, hahaha

[lupinoz]

Deputy Segal will harness some of these techniques into vicious deadly versions and we'll see them soon in the UFC!

[carlsongracieteam]

those ball flurries and shin kicks look devastating! dana fucking white sign these cats up for the ultimate fighter their ready.

[red3lima]

I've used the finger technique to the throat countless times, buy I use the thumb, my friends have nicknamed it the flying thumb of death.

[jiujitsuvidz]

Sad thing is, probably a lot of people bought this video a long time ago...

[Deadside127]

in truth a good portion of these work, as long as the person your fighting is average

[WowPwnageCurseless]

0:08 cool move

[gamerl3]

if i use any if these moves in a real situation i will probably be killed

[Quiston]

they look like total meth heads

[respeezy]

So full of win

[Winst0ned]

dudes stash is beast tho

[GokiGandalf]

whats up armchair warriors these guys will kick your ass anytime.

[ereys]

we watch this in black belt camp 114 okoboji!!!

[guerra6726]

if someone stuck their finger onto my collar bone, i'd kick them in the jaw.

[GokiGandalf]

@guerra6726 no u are not gonna do that. you will not have the chance to do that. telling u this from personal experience. cuz i train martial art and ur probably not.

[drtyfknmouth]

Yeah, "you've conquered this confrontation", UNTIL, that dude grabs your finger with his whole hand and puts you on your ass with it. I've used that throat poke shit since I learned it when my uncle used to do it to me when I was a little kid. It pretty much only works on little kids. If you have problems with little kids pushing you around, do this or either tell your parents. If you have problems with grown ups doing it to you, do something else. Preferably, join a gym.

[matbok22]

omg ii i can't stop laughin woo i can't breathe!!

[KingObould]

4:58 right in his mouth!

One or two these "techniques" are usable... Man that spitting beer in the face would have anyone confused.

But 98% is pure bullshit.

[VanMedia]

hahhhhahha

[1MrDonCarlos1]

Reach me with that hand! Reach me with that han- you cannot!

Hit me with the other hand! Hit me with the oth- you cannot!

[Sirus362]

3.53 is an Aikido wrist lock called Nikkyo and you can put it on by trapping the wrist and just leaning forward very effective.

[thefaceinface]

Man forget mma, muay thai, kali and any other real life ass kicking curriculum. This stuff is a gold mine of brutal self righteous, human killing vengance. Ill tell you what....he who masters these techniques can take on any elementary school student!!!! ha ha ha ha

[treats89]

I like it how he grabs the guys sholders to choke him, he is a black belt in chinese massage clearly

[wieisniels]

take down defence..... how about you just knee him.. lol it will do double the damage because he is walking into you.

Plus, at full speed, won't the force of that dude's charge snap your wrist?

[thatboyhov]

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[Shrapnel1234]

3:00

Because kicking with the strength of the ankle alone is more effective than using the whole leg.

[6leafdom]

believe it or not, some of those techniques are actually navy seal combat moves....

[Shrapnel1234]

@6leafdom

The techniques themselves are not the problem. The guys are just bad at executing them.

[MrGuitarCasper]

cant stop laugh at 1:30

[2291chainsaw]

is this for real have they ever been in a fight lol

[RedBullofEvil]

It's a controlling hold, but that's not what we want you to use it for. We want you to take your knee... and smash their nose into their brain. =D

If you don't feel like getting brain juice on your knee, then keep watching for the special "Choke. Bleehhh GLLK!" move.

[brandonlee0071]

@RedBullofEvil lol i was trying to find the closest onomatopoeia for that sound

[superman12211331]

Epic failure, Karate Kid style!!!

[gunslinger97658]

Ball flurries was epic!

[urfaceismessed]

choke defense is decent but everything else is SHIT

[elit34]

is this real?

[lococavasa]

Ok these guys got some ok pointers but some of this is shit they could do a lot better. Just my o pion though.

[Scarface23el]

Haha! Take off your little glasses. Fail!

[Masterphonic]

Fuckin' epic Walrus 'stache

[ZaCHwII7]

is that red off the 70s show?

[123tjd]

"Reach me with that hand, reach me with that hand..... he can't."

"Hit me, hit me......he can't"

[deguimerautube]

Haha the spit technique is the shit

[micsir888]

I know Krav MAgna, but I'm new to Howdy Dodat.

[MrLeerlingen]

MOTHERFUCKAAA

[JDaddyChicka]

LOL this shit sucks hahahaha

[benjie414]

combined clothing cost: $3. they look like homeless people fighting.

[whitetrash30]

Is that Ben Stiller?

[bluedragonjedi]

@whitetrash30 Lol!

[getthetapjj]

Sick knee on belly sweep and a tight guard, can't wait to work these techniques at training tonight

[MMAGillz]

smoke a pack first , gotta have your cardio top notch

[carl1212]

4:53 amazing technique

[didibjj]

this is why anderson silva is so good

[TerifiyingTbager]

stolen.... from sunsbball32

[iAmLucaz]

is this a spoof? i really can not see if it is one!

[hustlerwoo]

I need to get in touch with these guys immediately and find out if diet soda would work as efficiently as their regular soda.

[fargo026]

hahaha. righteous

[N0S3LFESTEEM]

The dude with the handle bar mustache looks like he could be the Mac dudes father.

[wcwilliam7]

lol, i was thinking that same thing

[ph33ric]

my favorite is tthe knee on belly sweep

[JullesKay]

I love how the guy in the joint lock at 3:52 just sits there like, "goddamnit..." and then runs his fingers through his hair :P

[ScarU4life]

2:27

Looks like something my brother would do....

[BBulm360]

im guessing your brother is 5 and has a limp wrist then

[ScarU4life]

Nah.

But we both raped your mom.

[BBulm360]

lets just say i didnt use any of these moves to choke your mom well i raped her

[aapscl]

On Attacks from the guard at 2:24 , was that fred ettish's fetal fighting technique?

ROFL

[Medina70]

Here is how you stop Mr. Mustache. Grab a hold of them whiskers and pull him down or knee his goofy azz...ha ha

[tehballzors]

Guaah Huh

[sandjora]

These were the best low kicks I've ever seen in my life!

Seriously, one of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. LFMAO!

[shihonage]

There's a number of correct reality self-defense principles, sloppily demonstrated (their posture is shit), but valid nonetheless.

Keep in mind this video was made so that a regular Joe could learn something from it by practicing stuff FROM A VIDEO. With that in mind, they could've done far worse.

[uglysnotnosepunk]

The bad-ass mustache makes that dude tough; I wouldn't mess with him. This video is exactly why I pack a 38 and I took screaming lessons.

[Panch0vi11a]

They would totally dominate in the UFC. Awesome "guard" defense.

[mellowmark1]

I laughed out loud at the laying on the ground and kicking like a lame dog maneuver. What made it even funnier was the other guys reaction. Like it was an impenetrable defense. LOL.

2:27

[KaiBailey]

"Choke..... CHOKE" hahaha sounds like such an ass.

[nettv911]

these boys would get knocked the fuck out in the real world

[vermanshane]

haha they'd get knock the fuck out in any world, sesame street, American idol...

[kilikinho]

its soo funny. THX nettv911 and thatryankid92 !!!!

[DaUsualSuspect1]

Thats one of the greatest 3 sided dick dusters I have ever seen

[bswarm187]

5'd just for the mustache alone.

[sausag]

Full Bore!  LMAO.

[dreamcastII]

some interesting ideas

[KiNGAKAViRiZ1337]

BLAHHH!!!! GUHHH!!!!!