Fenslerfilm GI Joe PSA 11 - soccer news

[Binerexis]

Isn't that news sample used in a JoCo song?

[robberblood]

CNN should hire Flint as their new anchorman.

[starloft3]

i used to think he said THIS AIN'T NO RETARDED TEAM which i like even better

[greyfox37]

56 people opened fire with a 12 gauge shotgun in a crowded downtown restaurant

[jaydubyuel]

@spicegirlsfan472 Why, do you have a poop fetish?

[jaydubyuel]

@spicegirlsfan472 Actually he couldn't have gotten it righter. Nice try though.

[JosephBr0seph]

best one.

[Shirlyswirly]

@JosephBr0seph  mimimimimimi is the best!

[thevaultdweller1]

55 people are Palestinians

[GNFS619916]

Why is he telling them that?

[XxsinyxxX]

Awesome, they are using the last lines from Megadeth's "The Scorpion".

[Rabidhellbugs]

stick on CC for increased lulz. "Initially was seriously miss really surprises bombay grill there's java"

[yaysonic]

I felt like he kept waiting for the "The More You Know" thing to fly up behind him

[jaydubyuel]

55 viewers are Palestinian.

[kidkustom]

0:27 One of the ginger kids turns into a black kid.

[peters3ned3]

The girl looks retarded at :40

[aaarrrggghhh101]

the dubbed news stories are from cowboy bebop. which makes it cooler automatically.

[SansAuthoritas]

@aaarrrggghhh101

It goes back a bit further than that: the news stories were in Spin Doctor's "What Time Is It?" from the early 90's.

[tanman210]

Worst series of Overdubbed voices on GI Joe....you found it! This guy sucks

[BubsSubaru360]

@tanman210 Actually, these were produced by a film company in Chicago a long time ago.

[tanman210]

@BubsSubaru360 Who ever made it, whatever it wasn't worth the upload.

[EibmozDaednu]

wow totally megadeth

[MatthewLemmer]

@EibmozDaednu Last 44 seconds of "Scorpion" from "The System has Failed."

You are correct, sir :).

[Jessemisfit]

55 people are the retard in there team

[puckman4003]

W...t...f??

[tFighterPilot]

I found this funny either because I'm Israeli or because it's already past midnight and I should be sleeping.

[hobbesdream]

this is what, in reality, the GI Joes would be saying in these PSA's

[azurenscens]

moms wear jeans to match their teen's jeans

[stopglobalswarming]

He's like Jack Keroac or something.

[Jurbaga]

This is NPR.

[KyleJS30]

MEGADETH!

[Blackjack471]

There were 53 retards on this team.

[eddylikesfreddy11]

a 49 year old man went bezerk with a 20. gage shotgun last night lol :)

[6Soldier5]

@eddylikesfreddy11 *Beserk* *gauge*

[somariman1]

The only video on Youtube where the transcribed audio feature works at least part of the time.

[MGBandit75]

Bet the 49 yr. old with the shotgun never thought he end up in a GI Joe PSA.

[CainG88]

Notice, how in all these films its always boys getting up to shenanigans.

Because, back then, girls knew their place was in the kitchen.

[L0rdsalamence]

@CainG88 sexist pig womyn demand respect

[fighting1fefnir]

@L0rdsalamence ...what the hell is a womyn?

...Oh. You mean WOMAN. Also, what are you doing on the computer? There's ironing to do and roasts to slow cook to perfection for 8 hours!

[L0rdsalamence]

@fighting1fefnir That was sarcasm boyo

[fighting1fefnir]

@L0rdsalamence ...did you miss where I was joking too?

[L0rdsalamence]

@fighting1fefnir yes

[fighting1fefnir]

@L0rdsalamence TA-DA!

[stopglobalswarming]

53 people need sedatives

[TlGBC]

i did this to my teacher once

[Zer0Funk]

My favorite.

[MrKeithStone]

That's pretty funny, not what I expected but funny!

[MidnightWonko]

What...the...f*$&

lol!

[BrooksMartin0314]

Why in God's name would they let a mercenary with bullets on him near all those children?

[ThePageofCups]

51 people are the retard in team.

[CCJoefishy]

I love how the girl at 0:38 is just spacing out while he's talking haha

[plumbersteve]

check out the beginning of spin doctors' "what time is it?"

[Gumbo550]

Initial reports claim Israeli jet fighters bombed a guerrilla base..

[NihilspawnFedaykin]

I think this is my favorite one.

[Over9000Gingers]

why are they wearing belts?

[lmo61210]

I wish a G.I. Joe would deliver the news to me while I'm playing a soccer game

[wenaolong]

Total-Non-Sequitor-News-Flash Joe... His mission, to derail the good times of kids everywhere by showing up to their activities wearing flashy battle fatigues and pointedly sounding off with bits of news from around the world, causing a feeling of ponderous disquiet to overtake their festivities.

[jaydubyuel]

@wenaolong Your comment, sir, deserves to be amongst the Highest Rated.

[ChuckNorris6661313]

i think he has ESPN

[Jules242]

This is proof that people will say anything is good.

[Toadsanime]

THERE'S NO RETARD IN TEAM!

Okay, now you all have to thumb-up my comment apparentely, them seem to be the rules.

[vorpalfucker666]

@Toadsanime haha and everyone thumbs it down

[Toadsanime]

@vorpalfucker666 Aha, yeah so I noticed, people clearly didn't get what I meant. It even got marked as spam actually, which doesn't make a lot of sense.

[BlastedToitles]

Yeah, it's definitely an audio clip. If you notice the first song off FM Stereo on Grand Theft Auto 1 has the same audio clip at the very beginning.

[RedDaVincy]

EVEN BETTER WITH VUVUZELA

[smirage22]

@RedDaVincy damn you soccer ball where it go?

[truthIsStranger]

"A 49-year old unidentified man went berserk last night, opening fire with a 12-gauge shotgun in a crowded downtown restaurant."

WHAT SONG IS IT? I've heard the exact same soundbite sampled in a metal song.

Was it Requiem by Lamb of God? I seem to think it was actually a Megadeth song but it could have been LoG.... does anyone remember? This will bother me big time!

[Neocorey11]

@truthIsStranger It's not from a song, it's one of those reused audio clips they used in like every single movie and tv show.

[TlGBC]

@truthIsStranger "The news announcements were sampled from "Segue (IV)" off New Power Generation's 1995 album Exodus (Track 15). The same samples were also used on Megadeth's "The Scorpion" from the 2004 album The System Has Failed, the Spin Doctors' "What Time Is It," and Chamillionaire's song "The Morning News," off his 2007 album, Ultimate Victory. "

-Wikipedia

[jscudderz]

In german, there is, ILikeGear, i assume.

[Warhawk666]

Megadeth FTW

[snookfook]

@Warhawk666 what song was that in?

[Warhawk666]

@snookfook The Scorpion of the System has failed album.

[Shadowlit001]

I wanna do this to some kids in real life.

[RWDtech]

lol they all have at least one hilarous part!! this one is at 0:39 the look on the girl's face

[erm74601]

OK whoa just heard the last clip of news on the first episode of Californication. Crazy. it's word for word. anyone else notice that

[tragblack]

its in cowboy bebop episode 5 as well, i just heard it over the radio in the scene where the 2 boys steal some porn magazines.

[simonjeste]

non-sequitor ftw!

[bopomofo]

The kids are like "who the hell is this dude..?"

[lisento]

This is my favorite out of the PSA's for some reason.

[daniisgreat]

Same I just can't not laugh at it there really isnt anything THAT funny about it.

[MrLigit]

theres no 'retard' in team!

[britchesnhose]

the kids expressions crack me up.

[ILikeGear]

THERE'S NO RETARD IN TEAM

[gocanadayayyy]

LOL

[herzeleid7213]

What is that news snippet from? because not only was it in Californication (the show) and the Megadeth song Scorpion, but it has also been in several movies.

[alexplode111]

MEGADETH!!! fuck yeah

[Terramax]

"There's no 'retard' in 'game'!"

[classicrockboy93]

hahaha "fighting broke out overnight between rival factions along the Israeli-Syrian border. Initial reports claimed Israeli jet fighters bombed a guerrilla base, kil"--Geee Iiiiiiiii Jooooooeeee!!!!!

[MasamuneX9]

The last news bit about the Israeli jet fighters can be heard in the first episode of Californication.

[MasamuneX9]

Correction: both that and the bit about the 12-gauge shotgun can be heard in the episode.

[Griffin12121]

must have been watching the news when this was made...oh and this is the shortest damn soccer field I've ever seen

[NyBob85]

The ball sits there for a solid seven seconds before anybody catches up to it.

[lestersole]

Lol these videos are an internet phenomenon xD

[vrttlesn]

Aren't those lines from a Megadeth song?

[Navys117]

Yes, "Scorpion."

[vrttlesn]

Cool, I was wondering why it sounded so familiar, I just wasn't sure.

[ros3nburg]

the news reports are from an episode of cowboy bebop

[evilbahumut]

what? israeli bombings in cowboy bebop?

[ThePersonofComents]

Sure, why not?

[Sveinkiboy99]

@evilbahumut

It's true actually, I heard this sound clip of exactly these news first in the Megadeth song 'Scorpion' from the 2005 album 'The System Has Failed', as I am a big Megadeth fan. But I also watched Cowboy Bebop with English dub (fantastic dubbed btw), and in one of the episodes where Spike goes to some little bar or something, some news are on the television where this exact same news are used, just like in the Megadeth song aswell

It's probably just some recording for terrorist news

[truthIsStranger]

@Sveinkiboy99

fuck you answered it already!

and you know what? I already have Scorpion playing to find out, that was my second guess! Good metal fan, you are :-D ...knew it had to be System Has Failed after Requiem was done...

[jwuonog]

This is genius.

[SamuraiPie8111]

theres no retard in team!

[hackydude93]

I love how he's just standing there talking about war and the kids are like, "Uhhhh..."

[AbhLafiel]

after seeing this one so many times over the years I still cant understand why this one makes me laugh so damn much lol

[darklord2229]

0:39 that gril looks stoned

[9809mikeC]

lmaooooooooooo

[Bwah2012]

should hav not edited the psa , lame lame lame

[OddHunter]

Oh yeah, because the original was so much cooler...

The fuck you talking about, man?

[noob5000000]

@Bwah2012

you mad

[kazimann]

I think this is the best one

[MultiBBproductions]

I've seen every one of these and they never get old, But we want more!

[UberMan5000]

0:39 That girl looks stoned.

[azmanntoz]

break it up guys. theres no retard in team

[doomcupcake]

OMG did it say mrs. sulking in there around 0: 34

[hakimskikdy]

hahahahahahahahh this just made my day

[AssirakASSINATOR]

Lmao imagine if someone actually came up to you and started ranting on about some news that doesnt even have anything to do with you or anything you know. WTF? Id kick him in the balls hahaha

[alphadude500]

you sound like a typical douchebag fifth grader

"hurr hurr id kick him in the balls LOLLL"

idiot

[AssirakASSINATOR]

And you sound like you have something up your ass.

Dick head

[alphadude500]

Doesn't change the fact that you're probably a fifth grader

[Terramax]

People, do not feed the troll that is alphadude500

[alphadude500]

youre probably better off

[AssirakASSINATOR]

I dont even go to school anymore. I just dont take shit seriously. If you have a problem with that then keep it to yourself cause Im sure no one really gives two flying fucks.

[alphadude500]

well therein lies the problem

you're a gigantic moron who says "lmao" and "wtf", and i'm not

[AssirakASSINATOR]

And youre a fucktard who reads other people comments and gives them shit cause you dont agree. Would you just get a fucking life? Seriously no one cares about what you have to say.

[s1lentkrnsou1jah]

and you wouldnt be talking crap on youtube if you had a life. so stfu alphadude.

[homologygroup]

There's no retard in game.

[Shinzu92]

LOL

[nuffinmuffin]

lmfaooo i love how the kids just run back and still listen, hahahaha look at their faces at 0:30! hilarious

[jesusman121]

wow, i noticed those news clips were from the track "Scorpion" from Megadeth lol.

[thestrugglewithin]

whoa nice, I never noticed that!

[MadtactiX]

They are! I thought I was the only one lol

[kilix85]

why showing that soccer ball really long?!

[funnydude15number2]

And knowing is half the battle

[haagasus]

The second story was in an episode of Cowboy BeBop.

[de132]

Theres no retard in team, LOL.

[vi6roku]

there's no retard in team lol

[DO0DMISTER]

WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?! no u.

[Sammmyboy200]

why is everyone using asterisks instead of the actually curse words?

[SirStep1]

censorship silly...

[TheRealHanTV]

sammmyboy. go to options in text comments

[R1PpimpC]

The news reports are the same as in Chamillionaire's song, "The Morning News."

[dst0ller]

Shut the FUCK up.

[NinjaZ3R0]

Well, The first story was also in the song Shop Vac by Jonathan Coulton

[josh123eld]

0:35

[InfalliblesMovieKr3w]

Yes.

[kllrbny]

this is the most masterful edit ever, holy crap

[jetone19]

12 guage!!!!!

[SocialParasite9]

Hahahahahahaha ----Scorpion----

[flip1off]

theres no retard in team

[nickleus1977]

this is one of my favorites =) the expressions on the kids' faces at 0:31 are hilarious. i like how he's cut off at the end too =)

[kholroth0874]

floccinaucinihilipilification

[Bonhamman90]

those lines are in "what time is it?" by the spin doctors!!!

[Eduardotheserb]

lmao 12 gauge shotgun

[dantehoward]

Haha, I was just watching Cowboy Bebop and I realized that the Israeli-Syrian border bit from this is part of a radio news broadcast playing in the background of a convenience store while two kids try to steal porn. That's a pretty sweet obscure pop-culture reference if you ask me.

[MeisterQualle]

lol nice

[blinkmyfoot182]

DUDE you're RIGHT!

[jeetkunedobruce]

Don't know if that's true, I've never seen Cowboy Bebop. But I do know part of what he says is from The Scorpion by Megadeth.

[CommonAsGrass]

This one is so hilarious. I can't stop laughing.

[qazzy]

lol. The kids were like wtf?

[Warhawk666]

If anyone is familiar with Megadeth, He says the same news caster thing as the guy in the song "The Scorpion" at the end.

Megadeth FTW!

[xCHWinter]

Sorry, clicked spam instead of reply.

I was thinking the same thing when the 12 gauge shotgun part came up. Why are these headlines so famous. By the way, sick song, awesome band.

[OhYeahKhairiya]

LOL@ Those kids. They probably didn't even know what to think. I love the girl with the ponytail's facial expression.

[Breezypieeater]

I love how long the soccer ball is just sitting there! I was thinking, where the hell'd the kids go? lol

[DANIAC262]

at 30 seeconds! haha the black kids facial expression is so funny is like hes thinkin " what the hell "

[dancinbear7476]

The funniest part is that the two kids who run over to him are caucasian and then suddenly the skin color changes.

[talon1824]

There's no retard in team!!

Totally stealing that quote. :)

[bljabl]

"Damage to the base is said to be heavy and the israely jets are reported to have made it back to their headquarter" - ROFL

[mikusmarthu]

Fighting broke out over night, between rival factions along the israeli-syrian Border. Initial reports claim Israeli Jets Bombed a Guerilla Base, Kill-

[johnnyjerk]

Israeli*

[TheLifeAquatic3]

There's no 'retard' in 'team' haha!"

[RutherfordDeusenberg]

lol

[4G64TurboSpyder]

"A 49 year old unidentified man went berserk last night, opening fire with a 12gauge shot-gun in a crowded down-town restaurant........" LOL!!!!!!