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  • Wow has it really been 3 years since you made this remix? Loving it though, even still.

  • I OUGHTA BREAK A BROOM HANDLE OFF IN YOUR ASS!

  • /watch?v=D1R9xnv7vmA =)  the last song from credits

  • Duke nukem once played Jack Bauer in 24, but was fired after he took it too far, killed everybody, took a shit down all their necks, and, chewing gum, said "Hail to the Bauer, Baby!"

  • Ralllllphh.......

  • i Support a Duke nukem forever 2 but this time its in 3rd person !

  • @KaiserVadin WTF? SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!

  • the game was too short, but the amount of ass kick more than made up for it, brb gotta beat it again

  • I Beat DNF it WAS WORTH THE 60$

  • @Avenged7Fold05 honestly i think the game is worth $30

  • @KaiserVadin honestly i agree with the 30 dollars thing with a weak ass campaign and take almost everything duke out, you're left with and empty husk of a game. strangley enough though, i only blame george broussard for the travesty.

  • Berserk Piggers piss me off on the final battle

  • Duke Nukem = Doom guy

  • @KaiserVadin Doom guy was boring, i mean we just saw his face on the UI, but he didnt even any line. oh and hes dead in DN3D

  • this should be the DNFoverever theme

  • @KaiserVadin epic typo is epic :3

  • @seriousman006 sorry about that i still have that bad habit where i spell words with one letter wrong .... " This should be DNForever theme "

  • @KaiserVadin no need to be sorry about im just kidding :3

  • everyone be quiet with the third world country bullshit

    in the eyes of duke...every other country that isn't america is a third world country

  • The starting was boring

  • A little boring.

  • Technically, Bulgaria was a Second World country during the Cold War. Learn what terms mean before you throw them around.

  • bulgaria its not a 3rd world country??? OMG!!! its not its like 5th the capital of these dirty rats called gipsy people. haha you talk a bunch of shit catahoula.

  • 73 people have drugs who kill his minds:)

  • Favorite version I've heard on YouTube so far, honestly. I don't understand why this has so many dislikes.

  • Duke nukem is not a born american citizen, he is an imegrent from a country called kickyourassastan. its major exports are bublegum and canned whoopass

  • @Stergenman you forgot Babes Bullets and bombs

  • @Stergenman Recently they have run out of said bubblegum and now can only export canned whoopass.

  • @Stergenman

    It can't be bubblegum...cause he's always out of it

  • @Stergenman Actually, his parents were born there. Chuck Norris kicked them all the way to Maine. Duke Nukem was born. Chuck Norris instantly had a stroke. Duke traveled back when he was only 2 months old by swimming and kicked Chuck Norris all the way to Texas, where he became a Texas Ranger.

  • @Stergenman immigrant

  • @Stergenman well if those are the main exports the citizens of that nation must chew alot of gum because duke always seems to be out. But whoopass always seem to be in surplus.

  • listen to duke nukem jam that's a better version thumbs up if you agree

  • 70 people got their heads ripped off and shitted down their necks by Duke Nukem!!!

  • thumbs up for operation repopulation

  • dude post a download link!!

  • @HiralShah00 use listentoyoutube(dot)com there you can download this song and all youtube videos songs in MP3 format

  • @Tantago duke nukem is chuck norris father, the devil's uncle and god's older brother, pure awesomesauce runs in his veins.

    jesus walks on water, chuck norris swims on land, duke nukem walks on both of them :P

    chuck norris lights his cigars by diving into a pool filled with gasoline with a powered flamethrower...

    when duke nukem shot his gun for the first time, seconds later, hiroshima disappeared...

  • Duke Nukem is the father of Chuck norris .HE IS THE ULTIMATE BADASS

  • TRON music style meets DUKE NUKEM

  • duke nukem = chuck norris?

  • rammstein should try the duke nukem theme with that dude on keyboard

  • I think brock lesnar has potential to be the human version of Duke Nukem

  • @Dangermouse6340

    juck noris or that guy in a movie with van dame who need to be on ice as soldiers

  • the arabs have allah...we have duke fucking nukem!!!!

  • @Supershake9595 why bring religion into this dude.....may Duke blow your head off!!!

  • @Dangermouse6340 I've come here to kick ass and drink tea - quick! somebody tea bag me!

  • wot if chuck norris and duke nukem got in a figh

  • @devilsmarksman the nuclear apocalypse would happen

  • @devilsmarksman

    Duke would have said: I'm not gonna fight you... I'm gonna kick your ass.

    And he would hide his pipe bomb.

  • @gac18

    Du-du-du-duke Nukem, Du-du-duke Nukem! XD

  • jet li actually fights this guy who looks like duke nukem in "Kiss of the Dragon"

  • @Dangermouse6340 Looks like...but isn't. If it was, the outcome would be very different. Jet would need to use a spear on Duke, let alone a needle.

  • @Silverfox0984 valid point.......I think only Dukes dad could beat him!!!

  • Are you kidding me? Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris' ass! I would love to see a fight between Bruce Lee and Duke Nukem!

  • @nockits bruce lee would kick his ass.....but i still love duke nukem

  • @Dangermouse6340 But duke would kick it back >:D THE DUKE FOREVER!

  • the only person who could kill chuck norris... duke NUKEM

  • 62 guyz hate to duke nukem because he pwned them

  • duke once took a shit the size of a car or as its commanly known name ''chuck norris''

    Duke lost a testical in a fight with god or as its now called ''jupiter'' he now only has 13 left

    Duke walked into a bar and orderd his usual. moments later the bartenter arrived with 37 DD babes a pint of liquid awesome and a gun so big that if fired the northern hemestsphere would turn into the words Hail To The King Baby

  • @tails0909: The last one ownz!

  • @tails0909 NO!!! Duke Nukem still has 14...Cuz HE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!!!!

  • @tails0909 is it humanly possible to be any more corny?

  • He'll kick your ass and be done in time to watch Oprah.

  • Duke Nukem vs Chuck Norris

    The Epic Battle

  • @Jambo139 Chuck Norris would pussy out.

  • He had a rough beginning, but Duke Nukem is now the manliest man ever.

  • uh... MP3 plz?

  • manbearpig at 0:16 LOL

  • Where can I download this song at?

  • ALWAYS BET ON DUUUUKE

  • There won't be a song that's heavy enough to define Duke Nukem.

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  • The Duke lives!!

  • Duke Nukem Forever lives!!! Always bet on the Duke.

  • My favorite lines are:

    "It's my way, or... hell, it's my way!"

    "There's only two ways this can end... and in both of them, you die."

    "Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn, I love this job!"

  • duke in a bottle the most energic action drink EVAR! now for only 2,99 sec's of awesomenes XD!

  • A.W.E.S.O.M.E!!!!!!!

  • Chuck Norris be affraid...The pure of awesomness is here! HIs nam= is Duke :)lol

  • You can call me retarded but i think this is the best Duke Nukem theme version yet.

  • like many have said... a duke nukem theme will always be heavy and intense even if it was turned into a pussy country song, duke will always be heavy!

  • ''no going back now!'' ''time to abort every last one of you!'' ''crouching mutant. hidden pipebomb.'' ''permission to kick ass? granted..'' ''being an american kicks ten kinds of ass!'

  • duke nukem is awesome! this is a awesome song too.

  • if thats how veiny his arms are just think it is down on his weiner.....

  • For some reason Duke Nukem makes me think of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  • @c10mimi

    The shape of his head makes me think of the Doomguy's face from the HUD in the first Doom.

  • @c10mimi Right?

    It wouldn't suprise me if Duke turned up to be a Terminator

    Model: Epic1337Awesomeness-2498273498­7241203981230813 *calculation error caused by to much awesomeness* XD

  • hail to the king and his steel balls

  • @fdnfdjnedb XD

  • I wish super warriors like Duke Nukem really existed.

    Or an Achilles of today.

  • MP3 please? i am working on a duke nukem add-on and need music to jam to while i make levels!!

  • my fav version of all!

  • your ass is grass and i got the weed wacker!!!

  • Duke looks and is swearing, and killing like Postal Dude =)

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  • awesome

  • nice

  • is the real version no ?

  • i guess its supposed to mean its of course not comparable to the heavy versions but definetly worth listening to.

    good job!

  • death before disco. Let's rock!

  • May I ask for permission to download this?

  • "non-heavy" ?! what the fuck is the meaning with this. DUKE IS HEAVY! HEAVY IS DUKE!

  • LIKE HIS BALLS!

  • BALLS OF STEEL

  • is there a MP3 for this? This is such a sick arrangement of the song. 5 stars.

  • OK?

  • I love this. Five stars. :D

  • non heavy...... sissy's

  • if duke steps on afghanistan, it will explode. a country cannot hold such awesomness

  • @dragzoe Wait! Maybe that's where Duke's been all this time: fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan! It all makes sense now!

  • @dragzoe What about Iran? Perhaps Iran would drop all nuclear tests for Duke. They'd bow down just to SEE him. After all he is the NUKEm.

  • @dragzoe no country other than America BAM!  HAIL TO THE KING BABY

  • @METALLICA94DAVID america is far from the best country

  • @extrm12323 you only say that America is far from the best country because you and your countryman all say that but in the real world you are all secretly jealous about have such a good country so you can blow it out your ass.

  • @LACatahoulaCur fuck you i didnt say my country is better because in todays world no country is safe from corruption and lies from the politicians but at least my country wasnt build by slavery.

  • @extrm12323 Oh yeah what country was that because if you are from anywhere in Europe you are sadly wrong about slavery and why did you say "fuck you"? is this because i am right about you being jealous of the greatest country in the world? Oh yeah i never accused you of saying your country is better than America i would never have to because it just isn't.

  • @LACatahoulaCur mait why the hell are we arguing about this you keep your opinion i keep mine.

  • @extrm12323 Well see what if i had said Bulgaria is a 3rd world country in Europe which it isn't but with me saying that you would be offended the you wouldn't be saying that we should keep our opinions oh we are arguing not because of the America thing but mainly i like to shatter people's logic and it isn't MAIT it is Mate MAIT is Manufacturers' Association for Information Technology but then agian i am just a stupid American that has everything you want in life

  • @LACatahoulaCur Bulgaria isnt a 3rd world country and i would be offended if you said so but it isnt a very good country in present days because of a part of our "leaders".

    And i didnt want to say mait i wanted to say wait, plus if my family was rich we would still have everything we want but it isnt important for us to be in america is it, it isnt so much for the country but the financial or maybe social status.

  • He killed like millions of aliens, and you think a bunch of dirty sand niggers would kill him? think twice

  • lets send him to iran to fuck them up!!!

  • @Golemoid lol..

  • i can tell this is fl studios givin the fact that u used that its pretty good

  • balls......of.......steel.....­

  • i think duke nukum is just a much hardcore virsion of the die hard guy

  • Bruce Willis.

  • yeh

  • The best part of this is the one out of the FL Studio Demotrack you were using...

    I don't like this version at all..

    The idea is ok, but work a little more on the melody

  • terrible, the beat is way off what it should be

  • this is badass! and is the BEST EVER non heavy duke nukem themes.

  • This song actually kinda reminds me of side-scrolling action/arcade fighting games of the early to mid 90's~ Old 16-bit favorites from Sega and Nintendo, such as Streets of Rage, and the Power Rangers games.

  • Balls of Steel to say this is the best one around 5/5 though :)

  • Thats awesome man, I love that song, and your remix sounds sweet as!!

  • Duke Nukem is the King ! ! !

  • Must... Get... MP3... Of this...

  • i dont think you can do any thing to the theme it make it not hevy

    its just to bad ass

  • No guitar, still thats some really impressive strings though, what programme/ synth you using

  • Tis ok, nice go at it.

  • Sounds heavy to me. It aint acoustic, thats for sure. Pretty cool, I guess.

  • That's coz you cannot produce a non-heavy Duke Nukem Theme. Even if there was an country remix of this awesome theme, you still would feel Dukes heavy balls of steel XD

  • :D I would actually like to see somebody tear it up with a country Duke Nukem remix.. "Let's rock.. cowboy"

  • meh aight.

  • sweeeeeeet!

  • Would be better if it was a real guitar tho, not the synth.

    Still good.

  • Agree. Nothing special to me..

  • Good remix.

    N64 version is still my favourite.

  • nothing on megadeth

  • Meh.. Nothing special really.. No offense. Nice attempt though..

  • Shit. Sad bat true.

  • It's like he's invading the Tron world.

  • please tell me which synth/vst you used!!

  • It's a heavy metal composition, except that its played with synth

  • badass grabbag is one of the best theme songs for a any gamne ever

  • Owned :noel:

  • OH WOW dude can I have it please ?!

    Awesome Fuckin' Hell yeah !!!

  • non-heavy? this is very heavy metal imo! only a bit more electronic-sounding.

  • If this is heavy metal then I'm a red socialist...

  • if you're a red socialist then i'm Duke Nukem and i'll stick my foot right up your ass.

  • Looks like like you forgot your brain on your bed this morning....

    PEASE do not tell me you're this stupid...

  • dude, tell me how this is NOT heavy metal! it's got heavy distorted guitar and heavy drums with very heavy metal-style double bass.

    if this is not heavy metal then what is it? electronic? LOL don't make me laugh!!!

  • i got balls of steal