Duke nukem once played Jack Bauer in 24, but was fired after he took it too far, killed everybody, took a shit down all their necks, and, chewing gum, said "Hail to the Bauer, Baby!"
@KaiserVadin honestly i agree with the 30 dollars thing with a weak ass campaign and take almost everything duke out, you're left with and empty husk of a game. strangley enough though, i only blame george broussard for the travesty.
bulgaria its not a 3rd world country??? OMG!!! its not its like 5th the capital of these dirty rats called gipsy people. haha you talk a bunch of shit catahoula.
Duke nukem is not a born american citizen, he is an imegrent from a country called kickyourassastan. its major exports are bublegum and canned whoopass
@Stergenman Actually, his parents were born there. Chuck Norris kicked them all the way to Maine. Duke Nukem was born. Chuck Norris instantly had a stroke. Duke traveled back when he was only 2 months old by swimming and kicked Chuck Norris all the way to Texas, where he became a Texas Ranger.
@Stergenman well if those are the main exports the citizens of that nation must chew alot of gum because duke always seems to be out. But whoopass always seem to be in surplus.
duke once took a shit the size of a car or as its commanly known name ''chuck norris''
Duke lost a testical in a fight with god or as its now called ''jupiter'' he now only has 13 left
Duke walked into a bar and orderd his usual. moments later the bartenter arrived with 37 DD babes a pint of liquid awesome and a gun so big that if fired the northern hemestsphere would turn into the words Hail To The King Baby
like many have said... a duke nukem theme will always be heavy and intense even if it was turned into a pussy country song, duke will always be heavy!
''no going back now!'' ''time to abort every last one of you!'' ''crouching mutant. hidden pipebomb.'' ''permission to kick ass? granted..'' ''being an american kicks ten kinds of ass!'
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duke nuke will shit over die hard guy any day.......this guy is half skinhead half viking ........fucken deadly ass mother fucker............send him to afghanistan.........but he'll probably get killed....coz the taliban are hardcore mother fuckers...................
@extrm12323 you only say that America is far from the best country because you and your countryman all say that but in the real world you are all secretly jealous about have such a good country so you can blow it out your ass.
@LACatahoulaCur fuck you i didnt say my country is better because in todays world no country is safe from corruption and lies from the politicians but at least my country wasnt build by slavery.
@extrm12323 Oh yeah what country was that because if you are from anywhere in Europe you are sadly wrong about slavery and why did you say "fuck you"? is this because i am right about you being jealous of the greatest country in the world? Oh yeah i never accused you of saying your country is better than America i would never have to because it just isn't.
@extrm12323 Well see what if i had said Bulgaria is a 3rd world country in Europe which it isn't but with me saying that you would be offended the you wouldn't be saying that we should keep our opinions oh we are arguing not because of the America thing but mainly i like to shatter people's logic and it isn't MAIT it is Mate MAIT is Manufacturers' Association for Information Technology but then agian i am just a stupid American that has everything you want in life
@LACatahoulaCur Bulgaria isnt a 3rd world country and i would be offended if you said so but it isnt a very good country in present days because of a part of our "leaders".
And i didnt want to say mait i wanted to say wait, plus if my family was rich we would still have everything we want but it isnt important for us to be in america is it, it isnt so much for the country but the financial or maybe social status.
This song actually kinda reminds me of side-scrolling action/arcade fighting games of the early to mid 90's~ Old 16-bit favorites from Sega and Nintendo, such as Streets of Rage, and the Power Rangers games.
That's coz you cannot produce a non-heavy Duke Nukem Theme. Even if there was an country remix of this awesome theme, you still would feel Dukes heavy balls of steel XD
Wow has it really been 3 years since you made this remix? Loving it though, even still.
DukeNukemTheSeries 6 months ago
I OUGHTA BREAK A BROOM HANDLE OFF IN YOUR ASS!
KingBrookfield 7 months ago in playlist Sonstige Lieder 2
/watch?v=D1R9xnv7vmA =) the last song from credits
TheRavenLord13 7 months ago
Duke nukem once played Jack Bauer in 24, but was fired after he took it too far, killed everybody, took a shit down all their necks, and, chewing gum, said "Hail to the Bauer, Baby!"
pivotmaniac10 8 months ago
Ralllllphh.......
UggieG 8 months ago
i Support a Duke nukem forever 2 but this time its in 3rd person !
KaiserVadin 8 months ago
@KaiserVadin WTF? SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!
Redwolven 7 months ago
the game was too short, but the amount of ass kick more than made up for it, brb gotta beat it again
shredtk 8 months ago
I Beat DNF it WAS WORTH THE 60$
Avenged7Fold05 8 months ago
@Avenged7Fold05 honestly i think the game is worth $30
KaiserVadin 8 months ago
@KaiserVadin honestly i agree with the 30 dollars thing with a weak ass campaign and take almost everything duke out, you're left with and empty husk of a game. strangley enough though, i only blame george broussard for the travesty.
doomhmmr40k 6 months ago
Berserk Piggers piss me off on the final battle
KaiserVadin 8 months ago
Duke Nukem = Doom guy
KaiserVadin 8 months ago
@KaiserVadin Doom guy was boring, i mean we just saw his face on the UI, but he didnt even any line. oh and hes dead in DN3D
Golemoid 8 months ago
this should be the DNFoverever theme
KaiserVadin 8 months ago
@KaiserVadin epic typo is epic :3
seriousman006 8 months ago
@seriousman006 sorry about that i still have that bad habit where i spell words with one letter wrong .... " This should be DNForever theme "
KaiserVadin 8 months ago
@KaiserVadin no need to be sorry about im just kidding :3
seriousman006 8 months ago
everyone be quiet with the third world country bullshit
in the eyes of duke...every other country that isn't america is a third world country
Itachi4forever 8 months ago 2
The starting was boring
ikuooj 8 months ago
A little boring.
LtSurge659 9 months ago
Technically, Bulgaria was a Second World country during the Cold War. Learn what terms mean before you throw them around.
KingTwili 9 months ago
bulgaria its not a 3rd world country??? OMG!!! its not its like 5th the capital of these dirty rats called gipsy people. haha you talk a bunch of shit catahoula.
bluespicy28 9 months ago
73 people have drugs who kill his minds:)
SeniorF18 9 months ago
Favorite version I've heard on YouTube so far, honestly. I don't understand why this has so many dislikes.
deviantinvader 9 months ago
Duke nukem is not a born american citizen, he is an imegrent from a country called kickyourassastan. its major exports are bublegum and canned whoopass
Stergenman 10 months ago 89
@Stergenman you forgot Babes Bullets and bombs
henritje19 9 months ago
@Stergenman Recently they have run out of said bubblegum and now can only export canned whoopass.
TheBlitMaster 8 months ago
@Stergenman
It can't be bubblegum...cause he's always out of it
Zelhuse 8 months ago
@Stergenman Actually, his parents were born there. Chuck Norris kicked them all the way to Maine. Duke Nukem was born. Chuck Norris instantly had a stroke. Duke traveled back when he was only 2 months old by swimming and kicked Chuck Norris all the way to Texas, where he became a Texas Ranger.
GoldenPickaxe 7 months ago
@Stergenman immigrant
MrSonichu 7 months ago
@Stergenman well if those are the main exports the citizens of that nation must chew alot of gum because duke always seems to be out. But whoopass always seem to be in surplus.
12nmarano 6 months ago
listen to duke nukem jam that's a better version thumbs up if you agree
lopiman49 11 months ago
70 people got their heads ripped off and shitted down their necks by Duke Nukem!!!
Minnan1 11 months ago
thumbs up for operation repopulation
haributo 11 months ago
dude post a download link!!
HiralShah00 11 months ago
@HiralShah00 use listentoyoutube(dot)com there you can download this song and all youtube videos songs in MP3 format
roman6a 11 months ago
@Tantago duke nukem is chuck norris father, the devil's uncle and god's older brother, pure awesomesauce runs in his veins.
jesus walks on water, chuck norris swims on land, duke nukem walks on both of them :P
chuck norris lights his cigars by diving into a pool filled with gasoline with a powered flamethrower...
when duke nukem shot his gun for the first time, seconds later, hiroshima disappeared...
seriousman006 1 year ago 2
Duke Nukem is the father of Chuck norris .HE IS THE ULTIMATE BADASS
guitarplayer354 1 year ago
TRON music style meets DUKE NUKEM
ISMOPANAMA 1 year ago
duke nukem = chuck norris?
Tantago 1 year ago
rammstein should try the duke nukem theme with that dude on keyboard
exaqshun 1 year ago
I think brock lesnar has potential to be the human version of Duke Nukem
Dangermouse6340 1 year ago 2
@Dangermouse6340
juck noris or that guy in a movie with van dame who need to be on ice as soldiers
rockscorp 1 year ago
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@Dangermouse6340 Filmatizing Duke Nukem would ruin everything.
BeardedDanishViking 1 year ago
the arabs have allah...we have duke fucking nukem!!!!
Supershake9595 1 year ago
@Supershake9595 why bring religion into this dude.....may Duke blow your head off!!!
Dangermouse6340 1 year ago
@Dangermouse6340 I've come here to kick ass and drink tea - quick! somebody tea bag me!
Supershake9595 1 year ago
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wot if chuck norris and duke nukem got in a fight
devilsmarksman 1 year ago
wot if chuck norris and duke nukem got in a figh
devilsmarksman 1 year ago
@devilsmarksman the nuclear apocalypse would happen
wootsausemanman 1 year ago
@devilsmarksman
Duke would have said: I'm not gonna fight you... I'm gonna kick your ass.
And he would hide his pipe bomb.
MarshalGrevhart 1 year ago
@gac18
Du-du-du-duke Nukem, Du-du-duke Nukem! XD
whiterottenrabbit 1 year ago
jet li actually fights this guy who looks like duke nukem in "Kiss of the Dragon"
Dangermouse6340 1 year ago
@Dangermouse6340 Looks like...but isn't. If it was, the outcome would be very different. Jet would need to use a spear on Duke, let alone a needle.
Silverfox0984 1 year ago
@Silverfox0984 valid point.......I think only Dukes dad could beat him!!!
Dangermouse6340 1 year ago
Are you kidding me? Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris' ass! I would love to see a fight between Bruce Lee and Duke Nukem!
nockits 1 year ago
@nockits bruce lee would kick his ass.....but i still love duke nukem
Dangermouse6340 1 year ago
@Dangermouse6340 But duke would kick it back >:D THE DUKE FOREVER!
zett10 1 year ago
the only person who could kill chuck norris... duke NUKEM
TeeBoneTrail3rs 1 year ago
62 guyz hate to duke nukem because he pwned them
samusmex 1 year ago
duke once took a shit the size of a car or as its commanly known name ''chuck norris''
Duke lost a testical in a fight with god or as its now called ''jupiter'' he now only has 13 left
Duke walked into a bar and orderd his usual. moments later the bartenter arrived with 37 DD babes a pint of liquid awesome and a gun so big that if fired the northern hemestsphere would turn into the words Hail To The King Baby
tails0909 1 year ago 116
@tails0909: The last one ownz!
SonicXSTH 1 year ago
@tails0909 NO!!! Duke Nukem still has 14...Cuz HE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!!!!
Minnan1 11 months ago
@tails0909 is it humanly possible to be any more corny?
SteelShredd 7 months ago
He'll kick your ass and be done in time to watch Oprah.
VarDolzeberg 1 year ago
Duke Nukem vs Chuck Norris
The Epic Battle
Jambo139 1 year ago
@Jambo139 Chuck Norris would pussy out.
ilikemonkeysss 1 year ago 3
He had a rough beginning, but Duke Nukem is now the manliest man ever.
analblazer666 1 year ago
uh... MP3 plz?
daytonaracer7 1 year ago
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5 words... BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
trogdor856 1 year ago
manbearpig at 0:16 LOL
FreakyB12 1 year ago 4
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Where can I download this song at?
RonnieOneRogue 1 year ago
Where can I download this song at?
RonnieOneRogue 1 year ago
ALWAYS BET ON DUUUUKE
SuperWofy 1 year ago
There won't be a song that's heavy enough to define Duke Nukem.
Gomez417 1 year ago
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There will be no song that will be heavy enough to define the Duke Nukem theme.
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Gomez417 1 year ago
The Duke lives!!
Durgyburg 1 year ago
Duke Nukem Forever lives!!! Always bet on the Duke.
DexTerminax 1 year ago
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its time to kick ass and release DNF ...but im alll out of funds
tyler7196 1 year ago
My favorite lines are:
"It's my way, or... hell, it's my way!"
"There's only two ways this can end... and in both of them, you die."
"Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn, I love this job!"
CleansWithRag 1 year ago
duke in a bottle the most energic action drink EVAR! now for only 2,99 sec's of awesomenes XD!
BulletK1ss 1 year ago
A.W.E.S.O.M.E!!!!!!!
SonicXSTH 1 year ago
Chuck Norris be affraid...The pure of awesomness is here! HIs nam= is Duke :)lol
IseeUcopy 1 year ago
You can call me retarded but i think this is the best Duke Nukem theme version yet.
sonickun95 1 year ago
like many have said... a duke nukem theme will always be heavy and intense even if it was turned into a pussy country song, duke will always be heavy!
rubickscube6666 1 year ago
''no going back now!'' ''time to abort every last one of you!'' ''crouching mutant. hidden pipebomb.'' ''permission to kick ass? granted..'' ''being an american kicks ten kinds of ass!'
daytonaracer7 1 year ago
duke nukem is awesome! this is a awesome song too.
daytonaracer7 1 year ago
if thats how veiny his arms are just think it is down on his weiner.....
RazeTheSlayer 1 year ago
For some reason Duke Nukem makes me think of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
c10mimi 1 year ago
@c10mimi
The shape of his head makes me think of the Doomguy's face from the HUD in the first Doom.
BrawnX 1 year ago
@c10mimi Right?
It wouldn't suprise me if Duke turned up to be a Terminator
Model: Epic1337Awesomeness-24982734987241203981230813 *calculation error caused by to much awesomeness* XD
sonickun95 1 year ago
hail to the king and his steel balls
fdnfdjnedb 1 year ago
@fdnfdjnedb XD
sonickun95 1 year ago
I wish super warriors like Duke Nukem really existed.
Or an Achilles of today.
Agnes135 1 year ago
MP3 please? i am working on a duke nukem add-on and need music to jam to while i make levels!!
MrGerolf 1 year ago
my fav version of all!
rubickscube6666 2 years ago
your ass is grass and i got the weed wacker!!!
tourettesguy169 2 years ago
Duke looks and is swearing, and killing like Postal Dude =)
TheDravenProductions 2 years ago
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TheDravenProductions 2 years ago
awesome
rubickscube6666 2 years ago
nice
jws50 2 years ago
is the real version no ?
Destroybrain08 2 years ago
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The best non-heavy version? is that to say the worst version?
WolfenFoust 2 years ago
i guess its supposed to mean its of course not comparable to the heavy versions but definetly worth listening to.
good job!
s0ut 2 years ago 9
death before disco. Let's rock!
Flamuel09 2 years ago 4
May I ask for permission to download this?
GrimzClipz 2 years ago
"non-heavy" ?! what the fuck is the meaning with this. DUKE IS HEAVY! HEAVY IS DUKE!
FreederikBlom 2 years ago 6
LIKE HIS BALLS!
rubickscube6666 2 years ago
BALLS OF STEEL
Shadowhog 2 years ago 4
is there a MP3 for this? This is such a sick arrangement of the song. 5 stars.
magicalpoop 2 years ago
OK?
iceas12 2 years ago
I love this. Five stars. :D
maxlolrus 2 years ago 3
non heavy...... sissy's
OSCNigelc 2 years ago
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duke nuke will shit over die hard guy any day.......this guy is half skinhead half viking ........fucken deadly ass mother fucker............send him to afghanistan.........but he'll probably get killed....coz the taliban are hardcore mother fuckers...................
Dangermouse6340 2 years ago
if duke steps on afghanistan, it will explode. a country cannot hold such awesomness
dragzoe 2 years ago 96
@dragzoe Wait! Maybe that's where Duke's been all this time: fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan! It all makes sense now!
MrAstroBleme 1 year ago
@dragzoe What about Iran? Perhaps Iran would drop all nuclear tests for Duke. They'd bow down just to SEE him. After all he is the NUKEm.
KaosuKaiari 1 year ago
@dragzoe no country other than America BAM! HAIL TO THE KING BABY
METALLICA94DAVID 1 year ago
@METALLICA94DAVID america is far from the best country
extrm12323 11 months ago
@extrm12323 you only say that America is far from the best country because you and your countryman all say that but in the real world you are all secretly jealous about have such a good country so you can blow it out your ass.
LACatahoulaCur 10 months ago
@LACatahoulaCur fuck you i didnt say my country is better because in todays world no country is safe from corruption and lies from the politicians but at least my country wasnt build by slavery.
extrm12323 10 months ago
@extrm12323 Oh yeah what country was that because if you are from anywhere in Europe you are sadly wrong about slavery and why did you say "fuck you"? is this because i am right about you being jealous of the greatest country in the world? Oh yeah i never accused you of saying your country is better than America i would never have to because it just isn't.
LACatahoulaCur 10 months ago
@LACatahoulaCur mait why the hell are we arguing about this you keep your opinion i keep mine.
extrm12323 10 months ago
@extrm12323 Well see what if i had said Bulgaria is a 3rd world country in Europe which it isn't but with me saying that you would be offended the you wouldn't be saying that we should keep our opinions oh we are arguing not because of the America thing but mainly i like to shatter people's logic and it isn't MAIT it is Mate MAIT is Manufacturers' Association for Information Technology but then agian i am just a stupid American that has everything you want in life
LACatahoulaCur 10 months ago
@LACatahoulaCur Bulgaria isnt a 3rd world country and i would be offended if you said so but it isnt a very good country in present days because of a part of our "leaders".
And i didnt want to say mait i wanted to say wait, plus if my family was rich we would still have everything we want but it isnt important for us to be in america is it, it isnt so much for the country but the financial or maybe social status.
extrm12323 10 months ago
He killed like millions of aliens, and you think a bunch of dirty sand niggers would kill him? think twice
Golemoid 2 years ago 5
lets send him to iran to fuck them up!!!
Dangermouse6340 2 years ago
@Golemoid lol..
TheMonkeysFeet 2 years ago
i can tell this is fl studios givin the fact that u used that its pretty good
hydroman46 2 years ago
balls......of.......steel.....
civiccruiser117 2 years ago 4
i think duke nukum is just a much hardcore virsion of the die hard guy
williamxxog 2 years ago 3
Bruce Willis.
7Freedom6Sniper2 2 years ago 5
yeh
williamxxog 2 years ago
The best part of this is the one out of the FL Studio Demotrack you were using...
I don't like this version at all..
The idea is ok, but work a little more on the melody
nervmichnich 2 years ago
terrible, the beat is way off what it should be
Pinage 2 years ago
this is badass! and is the BEST EVER non heavy duke nukem themes.
mastersting4 2 years ago
This song actually kinda reminds me of side-scrolling action/arcade fighting games of the early to mid 90's~ Old 16-bit favorites from Sega and Nintendo, such as Streets of Rage, and the Power Rangers games.
Celdrach 2 years ago
Balls of Steel to say this is the best one around 5/5 though :)
RemmithZ 2 years ago
Thats awesome man, I love that song, and your remix sounds sweet as!!
thrashmetal8000 2 years ago
Duke Nukem is the King ! ! !
Fabbri1993 2 years ago 3
Must... Get... MP3... Of this...
PeeingMyOwnBlood 2 years ago 3
i dont think you can do any thing to the theme it make it not hevy
its just to bad ass
TheToyotaco 2 years ago 6
No guitar, still thats some really impressive strings though, what programme/ synth you using
jaylex666 2 years ago
Tis ok, nice go at it.
gamindan 2 years ago
Sounds heavy to me. It aint acoustic, thats for sure. Pretty cool, I guess.
Billy2Teddy8 2 years ago 4
That's coz you cannot produce a non-heavy Duke Nukem Theme. Even if there was an country remix of this awesome theme, you still would feel Dukes heavy balls of steel XD
whiterottenrabbit 2 years ago 71
:D I would actually like to see somebody tear it up with a country Duke Nukem remix.. "Let's rock.. cowboy"
Billy2Teddy8 2 years ago 3
meh aight.
MegaWOODHOUSE 2 years ago
sweeeeeeet!
Mask23232 2 years ago
Would be better if it was a real guitar tho, not the synth.
Still good.
SonicAnnihilator 2 years ago
Agree. Nothing special to me..
LatisARG 2 years ago
Good remix.
N64 version is still my favourite.
Awezumi 2 years ago
nothing on megadeth
ThrashinB4Fashion 2 years ago
Meh.. Nothing special really.. No offense. Nice attempt though..
pmanderson 2 years ago
Shit. Sad bat true.
Janek91728 2 years ago
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dude at 23sec looks like the guy from live free or die hard
MrDeth101 2 years ago
It's like he's invading the Tron world.
Pumablues2525 2 years ago 3
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XD thats not original version of music that music was tweaked it was from the 64 version... I have it...
Halo3Watcher13 2 years ago
please tell me which synth/vst you used!!
Llam4Face 2 years ago
It's a heavy metal composition, except that its played with synth
N4n069 2 years ago 5
badass grabbag is one of the best theme songs for a any gamne ever
piggsymadman 2 years ago
Owned :noel:
apocalypseARK 2 years ago
OH WOW dude can I have it please ?!
Awesome Fuckin' Hell yeah !!!
apocalypseARK 2 years ago
non-heavy? this is very heavy metal imo! only a bit more electronic-sounding.
kuningaskosmos 2 years ago
If this is heavy metal then I'm a red socialist...
FredFulgore 2 years ago
if you're a red socialist then i'm Duke Nukem and i'll stick my foot right up your ass.
kuningaskosmos 2 years ago 3
Looks like like you forgot your brain on your bed this morning....
PEASE do not tell me you're this stupid...
FredFulgore 2 years ago
dude, tell me how this is NOT heavy metal! it's got heavy distorted guitar and heavy drums with very heavy metal-style double bass.
if this is not heavy metal then what is it? electronic? LOL don't make me laugh!!!
kuningaskosmos 2 years ago
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dude, tell me where you see electronics in real heavy metal ?
FredFulgore 2 years ago
i got balls of steal
Patric16 2 years ago 5