TURBOTAX!!

[henryhh21]

Toby!! whats ur words with friends acc!??

[ftpjunkster]

I died laughing @5:58 - @6:05

[StephiieZee]

Is it me or are almost all of the cars in the background black, red or white.

[HazardousTacos]

XBOX AND PC ALL THE WAY

[halopwner02]

lol i just bought red dead redemtion before watching this

[AwefulAzn]

My day on Youtube:

Morning-Tobuscus

Afternoon-Tobuscus

Night-Tobuscus

Morning-Tobuscus

[zionpc1]

@AwefulAzn Your day has 2 mornings?

[earlehank]

WHAT ABOUT PS3 TOBY! WHAT ABOUT PS3!

[StarLaughter15]

i quite like xbox...not that i own one. and the games i play on my computer, pc, windows, whatever you like to call it, are just downloaded MMORPG things.

[LaserGirl14]

ur not a nerd i play 24 7

[nerdra]

I laughed WAY too loud when you said cardiolographogy... other people in this hotel are going to be weirded out.

[heltfuckd]

WWWWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOW

[BigNick071]

5:33 you'd like it.



[TheCode52]

Toby Turner = Jim Carrey + David Tennant

[VersePro]

@TheCode52 no its Toby Turner= Jim Carrey + Matt Smith

[1MemiMikon1]

I like how this is the only vlog I watch, it's way more interesting than any others yet Toby's just walking and turning around, walking more, while talking about games and switching from his manly voice to gay voice randomly ^-^

[SaiyuriRawr]

Wiiiinnnnnnd. -posted about wind- Oh jeeze. I'm addicted to watching all of Tobys videos. 8/7 days of the week. ;D

[adam95s]

turbotax?!? sorry, i use TOBYTAX!!!!!!

[lily123lynn]

haha i think someone likes ijustine i can tell in all the videos :) lol

[laneylowry]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha



[Bonsallad]

You sir, remind me of Jim Carrey. A LOT!

[TheMurtin]

:D haah ....

put that on one of your t-shirts ...

"I Like Spinning while PooPing" :D

[iamdackool]

AWSOME YOU MADE A VIDEO ON MY BIRTHDAY THE 16 WAS MY 16TH BIRTHDAY TOBY U RULE

[laneylowry]

YOU SPEAK SPANISH KNOW YOU ARE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[opinion56]

I love how you have the best vlog on youtube despite its simplicity. I unsubbed from shay carl, sxe phil, and charles trippy after I realize how boring and untalented they are.

[TotalyStripes]

@opinion56 Im torn between LOVING this Comment and Hatting it !!! :P

[wnlb53]

i like wind

[ilovehowimeturmother]

moesuckra

[ilovehowimeturmother]

moesuckra

[CyberRiot5]

Toby needs to be killed twice, is he Jesus?

[xoda1609]

"Kamikaze" is Japanese for "Divine Wind" :D

[GodProdutions]

6:43 epic toby face while a guy stares at toby win!

[BroseidonTF]

thumbs up if ur tying to figure out the secret word!!!

[darkflame710]

F'in fal ftw lol

[ameliakhloe]

haha oh toby:')

you have inspired me and i have decided to start vlogs...mine shall not be good until like 2 weeeks coz im just starting out now:D

[skubadivinduck]

I love the fact that I actually got what he was on about when he was talking about call of duty black ops, and I'm a girl xD

[britishninja007]

Justine is a Rhinoceros and you love Rhinoceroses... meaning you love Justine ;)

[kev08rac]

NO ONE use the m16/enfield with second chance! That is TOBY'S CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111­1111

thank you :)

[33FlamingTaco]

You might try combat training to get used to aiming in black ops

[redphilip]

Get Black Ops on the PC then, Toby.

[EmoVincentValentine]

i here ya toby. pc gaming all the way. although i would rather play ps3 than xbox

[lotf21685]

the ad on the side of the screen was a turo tax ad

[Darkula13]

Please people u 've got to see this!!

Put your pc without sound then see the vlog from the beggining then see more carefully at 00:08 to 00:10 ROFL!!!

Thumbs up if u laughed really hard!!

[TheNewbubble]

you should join with bo burnham and make an amazing hit single!!

hahah i feel naked, and by that i mean i have no clothes on, and by that i feel naked

[TheNewbubble]

you should join with bo burnham and make an amazing hit single

[vampiresstrina]

you should play Aion online or perfectworld international

[ogopogo83]

I would kill to be the guy who yelled Xo

[itsColorfulAlibi]

For the love of all things good Toby, please just ask Justine out already! Please?

[tashadoll22]

I LOVE RED DEAD REDEMPTION!!!! AHHHH

[peachespaddy]

Ok toby i have a way to find you everytime u see a stop sign STOP ok and if i ever see anyone do tht i will no its u please take my advice and also UR AWSOME!!!!!!

[melissaheartshorses]

I like that wrong way sign at 2:18

[jamiedude1050]

Padtfever you've said that comment twice =.=

[mwhittt]

lmfao hahaha i thought you said i llike spinning while pooping lmao hahaha god that was funny

[patdfever85]

I love how he failed at knowing what the sign meant, despite the fact that the same sign was in English directly above it... And $6 is 10% of $12? Or did I hear wrong...?

[AzzyLeaf]

@patdfever85 Eh? $6 is 50% of $12...? O.o Lol.

[patdfever85]

I love how he failed at knowing what the sign meant, despite the fact that the same sign was in English directly above it...

[MissMahonieee]

"Now you're a noob" ahh just the way you said that xD

[dsgirl44]

TOBY! what are you doing being a sellout?

[Xibar92]

why did i think the title said tobytax?

[MrFattyTurtle]

so i was walking to the store, when the wind pushed me onto a deathspike. bye.

[howmuchitmeans]

i love how many mentions of Justine there are in here xb

[qwerty12345756]

i am ten and i know more stuff than this guy well sometimes i guess

[SixTsevN]

@qwerty12345756

....

[searchoverload8]

@qwerty12345756 you need to get out more. ;)

[Fidler523]

0:21 - 0:23

I'm in pain laughing, my stomach feels like it would have a Car on it, it was worth waking up my parrents though :D

[DozzerDaMan]

wind is windy :)

[BesaOtaku]

He called us 'Baby'

Life = Complete

xD

[FinalFantasyVeteran]

second chance is for noobs and the enfield has the lowest damage output in the game, just so you know

[mziwewonga]

tobey turner 10million subscribers thumbs up!

[marskichav]

I love how you always forget what you are talking about. hehe.

[zzfear1101]

i just cant believe that noone has passed by u and said TOBYY!!!!!

[1994Topgear]

Wind is caused by the transfer of air masses through convection

[grimmaker100]

when its windy it makes it hard to spin ._.

[kathdev]

I love Red Dead Redemption. It's way too easy for me to waste hours playing that game. LOL.

[r0kcstar]

wind is windy(:

[DracXela]

Wind

[D310NIFY]

Que?

[MasterKiraX]

Since you cried so hard after Assasin's Creed Brotherhood after the ending, i don't think RDR's ending will make you happier, oh and the wind makes your hair more awesomer (awesomer? is that a word? now it is, i done did it lol)

Love ya man!

[kuhnandyuoh]

you do know that people can get more points from execution, right?

[steffyswim]

DAM U MADE ME SAD I WORK FOR A MAJOR TAX COMPANY 

[weepodtorres]

You're smashing dahlink....

[neyenmo]

I laugh so hard whenever he weeeeeoooos. Hahahahahah

[TharynT]

soo lazy

[pieboy966]

SON: dad,what is wind?

SARCASTIC DAD: its the trees sneezing.

son leaves

son walks into empty field with trees at the end

son says to friend "wow the trees are really sneezing today !!!!

extract from calvin and hobbes changed to fit my purposes

[pienahpull]

"audiece? que are you doing??" new shirt possibly?

[nordicninja44]

Suffixification.

[HunterSurvivalGuide]

Wind is air. Who'd of thought.

[DeadMansBallet]

Does no one but you walk in that city xD?

[Estherke6666]

1:41 -> Just when he mentions iJustine a truck with roses passes by...If that's not a sign, than what is???

[searchoverload8]

@Estherke6666 A billboard. A stop sign.

[AnimeDood468]

WIND.... or watever

[snakeeyes119]

Red Dead is one of my favorite games of all time

[paperheart38]

justine=rhino toby loves rhino's OBVIOUS?

[EXCESSENTERTAINMENT]

Second chance with a Python and a ACOG scope = EPIC PISTOL WIN try it!

[iamjeasusrodeo]

OMFG You Dirty Haxor You :D

[arowolf09]

You should totally have a G11 and pwn some people, GO second chance for pissing off people.

[lizardguy100]

WEEEEEEEEEEEW

[JamesEdwardReid]

Toby needs a spreadshirt website!!

[scootsie119]

i hate when people complain about shit thats put in the game. like second chance. i dont use it myself but their are occasions when i will pick it. i played a whole team with second chance before they kicked our ass at first but we just changed our gamr play and aimed at their feet and we won. theres a way around everything dont complain cuz someone can use a handgun on the ground better than u can.

what ui hate is when peopel take advantages of glitches and stuff like spawn killing.

[TheSplinterrr]

WHATS YOUR WORDS WITH FRIENDS NAME?

[TheYetiGirl]

Wow...I could sit here all day just watching you talk...

Btw, you always mention IJ...seems a bit suspicious...

[Ruisas123]

@TheYetiGirl

Wouldnt it be awesome if we would someday see the morphification on IJ and Toby? :D

[asdfgqwert01]

Altouuu voltajeggg nouu entreewwww

qur buena tobi!!! xD!

[Diat95]

whindy days are cold

[midprod]

Hey man I just wanted to say that Im a big fan of ur vids and you have inspired me to make my own web series so thanks and the rest of u guys can check out the first few episodes on my channel and give me some feedback good or bad :)

[NitroDragonGaming]

i hope he films his mental break down he'll have one day... if he continues this not drinking business

[TerryRMC]

I'm going to closely observe his videos to find out where he lives and vlogs then I'll grab a plane to LA then wait in the bushes close to his ideal vlogging route, once he walks by I will keep walking behind him and try to look all natural and once he starts saying things like: "There's a guy following me!" I'll be like: "TOBY! DON'T TALK TO THE AUDIENCE BEHIND MY BACK!"

[southparkfanatic101]

@TerryRMC Why did everyone thumb that up? YOU RAPIST.

[TerryRMC]

@southparkfanatic101 Don't judge me! D:

[imbagleboy85]

@TerryRMC stalker much?????????????

[3rixtat3]

@TerryRMC or you could just go to the university of florida and ask the headteacher where he is then get thrown out then stalk toby then get a restraining order then watch him sleep while breakin the restraining order then go to court but instead smuggle yourself back to england...oh the memories

[MyCrazyCarrot]

0:20

[CODblackopsisdaBOMB]

Make some fricken comentarys

[Halgrimm]

SEET MOTHER OF BILBO! TOU HAVE TO PLAY NAZI ZOMBIES!! i think

[Gibsonlpt]

AUDIENZZO??

[casperrademakers]

sorry i couldn comment because it blew away

[MrsMogsey]

@Furrrizzle No I mean I buy games that you play on the PC. Like he bought Amnesia and Fallout to play on the PC, because he's terrible at aiming on a console. But you can buy some games online, I just don't. :)

[TPob53553d]

If Justine is a rhinoceros, and Toby loves rhinoceroses... doesn't that mean that Toby loves Justine? ... =P Haha

[BIGGESTxxEMINEMxxFAN]

@TPob53553d

nobody gives a fuck anymore , are you stupid ?

[TPob53553d]

@BIGGESTxxEMINEMxxFAN Maybe =P

[ownagepie24]

@TPob53553d That's already been established.

[flubberjub234]

Thumbs up if you think he banged ijustine!

[slavaplaybball]

No Turbo Tax! Use a CPA!

Dalton and Mathias CPAs in the Valley!

[schnaftbuster]

How high are average taxes in USA? Does it make a difference fom State to other States? I am from Norway, we have insane taxes here.

[sicboi80]

LOL, loved the explanation of using second wind, hahaha.

[iGirlAndroid]

Oops, meant that strictly for a Call of Duty setting...

[iGirlAndroid]

I see your lips moving but all I hear is a NOOB!

j.k. Toby. You feel free to die as many times as you'd like.

[awesoman9000]

Second chance pro is awesome!!

[sackboy198]

Floaty demons will fly in wind

[Powerthirsty90]

Weeeeeeooooooooowwww

[sos154]

Rice Krispies Treats are yummy

[DancingPrancingLlama]

wind is windy

[Kyleaccessories]

@lasvegas2281 =O HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!

[ckhound1]

My Characters name in Fallout New vegas is toby turner, needless to say he has blessed many people face.

[scarhead8]

*Lisp* Toby you so fun! Love ya!

[Kleerz]

6:55 Sa-Poop!

[rikkuslittlesister]

Toby i thought your go to suffix was -ness!? when did it change!?

[alyssascw]

:) you rock

[Sc2mapper117]

man you need to stop with the v logs and make real videos. Cute Win fail is great but not enough by itself >.<

[TheMrEjdrup]

iJ... imma let you finish this sentence

[jools1243]

shhhh you doonnnt love ijustine you love meeeee!!!

[leveethewall]

wtf tall voltage?

[hazman232]

I'm not eve drunk it's just me = t-shirt win :D

[TsumetaiArashi13]

10% TAX!?!?!?!?!!? WTF?!?!?!?!

[usman112233]

toby...i lost 30-40% respect 4 u cus u used second chance -.-

[WizmummyProductions]

i would WEEEEEW as loud as i could if i ever saw toby on the street

[finlays3minutedebate]

windy wendy gives windys,,,

[rudysayshi54]

dude you should go against the multiplayer bots on vet so you can get better "just a suggestion"

[MythikInk]

it means stop voltage no enter

[NickVlaze]

@MythikInk no it doesnt "alto" means stop, but also means high. and it isnt "no enter", no entre means do not enter

[MythikInk]

@NickVlaze well that shows what I know from 2 years of spanish

[Angelito180]

BRRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR

[WatashiaiNeji]

1:37- jizz face if you pause it right :3

[lovelyfairy27]

Bloody Hell Toby, play inFamous and UnCharted!

[lovelyfairy27]

Bloody Hell Toby, buy a PS3 and play inFamous and UnCharted!

[Buggylib11]

You can't hear my comment about wind cos it's so windy... Also the wind blew away my tobuscus shirt so I would like another please

[trixiigirlful]

Lol... I kno this is goin 2b weird but I had a dream about u ... Aaaww:) <3 LOL

[rybo30]

1:39 shows this man is in love with Justine.

[thetophatgirl]

one day toby i gonna be walking talking to the audience and he will smash into a lamp post :P lol (painful but funny :D) btw i am in despate need of a TOBUSCUS t-shirt PLEEEEEAAAAASSSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!­!! if i ever meet toby i wil be shouting hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothot!!!­!!!!! and ummm wind is ok it's... it's kinda cool i guess ;) i neeeeed a t-shirt!!!!!

[AdvancedCricket1]

I can only wonder how your head works sometimes.

[TopAppReview]

T SHIRT !!!

[LightsxCollidexStars]

-Wind moves from areas of high pressure to areas of low pressure.

-Watch the water drain from a filled sink, the water spins in a counterclockwise direction in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere. The airflow around the spinning Earth does the same thing.

-The fastest winds on earth are inside a tornado funnel. Winds here have been recorded at 480 km/h (300 mph).

[Dart11111]

What a scrandom. I bet he noobtubes with the enfield LAWLZ.

[Gynables]

You´r funny <3

[LiamoGamer]

Wind...and whatever?

[CaraCompass]

You're only not wearing a Tobuscus top cos you're giving them all away :P

... Apart from to me D;

[dacameraguy24]

You've been a noob forever Toby. :)

[thatgirlandhim]

Justine this, Justine that....

[Mn3MoN1C]

Bless my balls

[hannadragonslayer]

What is cracked game or X-box?

I hate your fucking face