Josh Wolf - Medical Muffin Emergency

[sunnysideup1218]

@888OhYourGod888

It's not legal for everyone in California or any other state. Its only legal for medical marijuana patients and the feds been cracking down on a lot of medical marijuana dispensaries. What we really need is to have marijuana legalized. Then sell it at dispensaries like how it is now in medical states except for everyone 18+ and in every state.

Josh Wolf is great and I love him on Chelsea.

[ABDULRHMAN]

Not funny ... but i'll go to his show tomorrow anyway because it's free for me ( im student in PITT State University ) .

[cmarcelo10]

Effing funny!

[RubixProduction]

hey! its @schmoesknow !

[Savantrick]

ROFL this guy is awesome. Great personality.

[kingkennable]

00:1 this guy looks like a awkward human being

[cudatheferocious]

this guy and Adam Ray should totally hang out.

[SuperBrown4life]

been there....haha soooo true!!

[commodore64fan]

i remember this guy from the donkey kong country nintendo power video

[drizzy645]

holy carp i just tried eatables yesterday and dam this guy speaks truth.

[TheGreggiraldo]

529 people have benn high for 8 hours

[wicketts16]

This was the funniest shit ever, behind chris d'elia of course.

[tmac9938]

hahaha! that was hilarious. his store was true as shit. too much detail to be phoney. dude smokes a lot of weed. i woulda done the same thing with my kids too haha

[tmac9938]

@tmac9938 story*

[diepper1]

good god he's trying too hard

[ALazyNiggaNameNick]

i wanna live in california... where you can smoke at the shop instead of the woods at the park...

[888OhYourGod888]

What does he mean "weed store"? Is LA the new Amsterdam?

[TheLaughFactory]

@888OhYourGod888 Yep, it's legal here too.

[Paemsta]

@TheLaughFactory when did weed become legal in the US??

[TheLaughFactory]

@Paemsta The federal government decided to let each individual state determine their laws regarding marijuana because everyone is so divided on it.

[bradleycuddles]

@Paemsta sinse denver...

[MrViPJoe]

@TheLaughFactory wait... is weed legal in LA?

[KuatoFilms]

@MrViPJoe Sort of. You have to get a prescription from a doctor. Once you have that, you can go into any medicinal marijuana dispensary and get whatever pot you want. Weed is basically legal in LA.

[MrWrof]

"I could really use some orange juice". That's funny? Really?

[jongmagee]

scott wolf's cousin lol awesome

[SASJKL]

lol had some brownies one time. pretty fun. what's the deal? it's like you're fine one moment and then you suddenly just dive into the highness. wtf? lol fun times though!

[StepanovSportsTalk]

Is something wrong with me if I did not think this was even remotely funny?

[straaler5]

hilarious, i want another video like this!

[Ultrakalifragilistic]

Blueberry yoghurt is also very good.  Also heroin.

[rainstar999]

Weed store?! ._.

[zenqimaster]

Is weed legal in California?

[Zigazgman1]

@zenqimaster The medical kind, yes. And you need a card to show that your a paitent.

[joeratti]

this guy isnt a good proponent for weed

[Rocketfing3r]

fuck Ashton Kutcher, Public image butcher...

[96825203]

He reminds me of Ashton Kutcher!!!

[robertgaudlitz]

it is not so much his material as his incredibly funny voice :D

[SukhberS]

HAHAHA, that orange juice would have made it last longer!!!

[ashleyte]

@SukhberS orange juice gets rid of the feeling of being high

[SukhberS]

@ashleyte X ( My friends lied to me.

[ashleyte]

@SukhberS yes they did! lol

[44trinity]

Ah, more of him, he's halarious xD!

[TheLaughFactory]

@44trinity He is on Chelsea Lately all the time, so keep an eye out.

[MizzyLexis94]

Ashton Kutcher.

[LaurenNZ81]

dude i really feel like a blueberry muffin about now lol

[RSCII]

a shame.. another cute white guy fucked up on weed... but it would be easier to turn his ass out fucked up.. so in that sense, although i find potheads distasteful, generic, and douchebagish - they are easier to trick...

[InnerConflict011]

@RSCII i really hope you're a REALLY HOT CHICK ....0_0

[Cannabiso]

@RSCII

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha. What? 

[DelbyC]

@RSCII

I feel so sad for you. Here's my emoticon tears to emphasize the sentiment.

:*(

[tsmetal]

@RSCII haha you have no clue what you are talking about

[MrGaryo78]

straight CORNY, leave stand-up for COMEDIANS,

[youfuckinsuck1000]

i fucking love this and btw your sooo fucking beautiful <3 im just saying

[MrGaryo78]

@misshollywoodvanity u must be busted, the last thing this world needs is more hideous looking bastards, sow ur cunt up, please

[hmcomsat]

wait was he simply describing his experience or trying to deliver a joke but failing i mean i fucking passed out watching this joke after staying up through my math hw. Dont just try to get a cheap weed joke laugh comeon

[tigcheru]

omg I adore josh wolf! thanks for uploading!

[VolcomStone585]

THIS GUY IS A DOUCHE NEEDS TO GET OFF FUELTV

[kalinga01]

These funny comedians deserve better crowds.

[tdafan440]

josh wolf is for the win

[emmamartini]

"the weed store" lol they need some better dosage instructions and shit sometimes

[Assaultpredator]

He sounds JUST like joe rogan, LOVE this bit too!

[svenstoffels]

netherlands ftw! legal from age 18 and up!!

[shialabeouf17]

he's hot , i'm straight btw

[xma5terx]

wow...this joke has NEVER been done before. BOOO

[antmayfield]

bumbled a bit in the opening but some of the punchlines were hilarious.... well done!

[feltes45]

Comedy Fail.

[tokinblckgie]

It's a great story for stand up. Just needs a better delivery. Still pretty funny though.

[ckyfan8291]

edibles dont fuck you up TOO much, the hash i get from my dispensary DOES! haha screw going to Amsterdam, i live in So-cal and smoke legally... because comedy is so much better when youre able to smoke while watching, dont you agree? hmm i wonder if theres a medical marijuana comedy club? lol

[exclusteve]

canada has a larger population of cannabis smokers worldwide. weed is considered legal everywhere in canada.

[habu9999]

WHERE CAN I BUY A DVD DISC WITH 8 HOURS OF THIS GUY? and a bag of weed? :P

[GSCommander]

Yeah! Get high and watch the first season of Chappelle's Show.

[JakemsTV]

Want weed? Go to Venice Beach...oh and a bonus that comes with that; A fat black guy slapping his nipple.

[sl2mmer]

i just realised i havent smoked in ages.. this made me hungry for some weedmuffins

[Pr0fess0r582]

Great upload thanks TLF!

[Trippze]

hahaha one of the best uploads by laugh factory

[Goth3m3]

This is beautiful, we need more of him.

[mackc6r]

That was really funny

[ivey0231]

more Josh Wolf

[tellyurfriends]

he said he has a card which means he got prescribed medical dumbasses

[ckyfan8291]

@tellyurfriends cant and probably WILL NOT EVER be able to get a prescription for Marijuana in the US... theyre called RECOMMENDATIONS... dont be so mean to ppl, especially if you dont know what eaxactly it is that youre talking about...

[samigirl88]

HILARIOUS.

[SilverShot08]

I want that muffin haha.

I don't know if it was him who was funny, or the story. Either way, cool vid.

[danamite191]

how much is this muffin? haha

[Raytestrak]

Nice way to be a role model for your kids ...

[gdogg123uran]

@Raytestrak its not like they know, asshole.

[MrVStheWorld]

he reminds me of Joe Rogen

[RoyalRamirez]

i find it funny how the government has learned how to tax weed by making it eccessable only for "medicinal use only", which seemed to be the only thing that was keeping it from being a legal drug. Same shit happened to alcahol in the 20's eccept unlike the black market weed the government couldnt get ther hands on bootlegg money. Now that terrorist from all parts of the world are using this money against the government now it seems like a smart idea to make it legal. 

[k5lta]

i dont smoke,but weed is from earth like any other plant,enjoy that shit.

[HedningTheHeffalomp]

i just realised i've watched this 16 times in a row O.o

[TheLaughFactory]

@HedningTheHeffalomp Go easy on the muffins!

[GameSlave125]

I like this guy.. he's a REAL comic going onstage and being himself to get laughs from the audience. :D

[bicycleluvr]

hahahahaha lolololol. lmfao

[eatasandwich101]

where was the jokes?

[youfuckinsuck1000]

im dyinggggggggggggggggggggg i want a weed store

[koreansaresmelly]

IM  MAD

[bonnybeing]

Not funny. Sorry, dude.

[jakeo96]

fuck that, i took some bad weed and was high for 22 hours

[brownfan7878]

@jakeo96 thats bad weed?

[whayes8084]

@jakeo96 wouldnt that be GOOD weed? Lol

[jakeo96]

no, it sucked soo fuckin much..

[Stonerhair]

Thumbs up for Tropicana in the fight against cotton mouth.

[JackHDiamond]

Reminds me SO MUCH of Joe Rogan. Material and Voice.

[pincheneo]

i need some blueberry muffins right now

[acebrawler73]

This guy is a great story teller. I've just recently started to realize that most of my favorite comedians are great storytellers.

[myoohface]

lmao funny sht like him on Chelsea lately to

[packersplayer119]

no homo

[packersplayer119]

i love this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VoodooRhythmSound]

Entertaining comedian.

[rcflight13]

What's the time Mr. Wolf? Stoner time! 

[BuckwildWill]

better not to say anything than be a hater..

[Bigshawn250]

lmao!!!!!!

[MrROTD]

i ate a few cookies and couldn't move for hours holy shit I was fucked up

[WARGASMICmeatrocket]

girl... you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin

[Pygmahia5]

lmao that was great. i love weed jokes.

[harrypmgs]

that joke has a lot of potential. but right now it's just a funny story.

[MrKays26]

@zinsisrocking no its just super easy to get a medical marijuana card

[izwald1]

this is so true. first time for edibles is intense to say the least. i ate 2 special cereal bars in one sitting at college. all i can say is god bless california

[zinsisrocking]

wait a second...weed is legal in america?

[lildsax]

@zinsisrocking not at alll

[rogerlee337]

@zinsisrocking weed is legal in 15 states if your have a doctors note :) state law allows marijuana but it is still illegal under federal law!

[R3K3R209]

@zinsisrocking of course it is! you wanna buy some i can send you some in the mail.

[MrROTD]

@zinsisrocking weed is legal worldwide as far as I am concerned

[mossy44sammoss]

@MrROTD Not in the UK! I wish! haha!

[Kakuzukun0047]

@zinsisrocking It's legal in only a few towns; it's legal in California if you qualify for the medical necessities card. To qualify the doctor needs to diagnose you with an extremely painful disorder. The weed makes you feel better.

[VoodooRhythmSound]

@zinsisrocking

In California almost anyone can get a marijuana card which allows you to smoke it. All you have to do is tell a doctor you're stressed and have anxiety. 

[skaterboy3466]

@zinsisrocking lmfao i wish dude....

[chazkm]

@zinsisrocking Weed is legal in California as long as you have prescription ( A.K.A licence ) for it.

[roflmaoking]

@zinsisrocking weed is legal if you have a licence for it... or as long as you dont get caught.

[supervegeta101]

@zinsisrocking medicinally...in 13 or so of the 50 states...California being the first.

[TheQuartersQuote]

@zinsisrocking Weed is only legal in certain states of the USA usually for medical use only.

[jaosntran]

@zinsisrocking  West coast baby.

[youfuckinsuck1000]

@zinsisrocking imagine

[imsocoooooooool]

@zinsisrocking only legal to ppl who have a medical card which can be EASILY obtained after age 18. governments hand out these cards like candy. to ppl to supposedly have a "health problem" which u can easily just say that u have insomnia or sumthing like that LOL

[electricmaster23]

@zinsisrocking Only in the cool states for 'medicinal purposes' only ;)

[acmulhern]

@electricmaster23 how is a blueberry muffin medically helpful, hahaha

[electricmaster23]

@acmulhern hehe, no.. I'm sure it's not really unless you were a diabetic. I was actually referring to the marijuana itself which has some mild medicinally beneficial properties.

[acmulhern]

@electricmaster23 hahaha. imagine the new billboards: "smoking kills, unless it's weed, then it's actually healthy"

[electricmaster23]

@acmulhern hehe, very funny ;D

[theinvisiblelight]

@zinsisrocking In California.

[TheBerkeleyBear]

@zinsisrocking you have to have it for medical reasons and our federal government can still catch us and put us in jail even though our state governments are fine with weed.

[chonomakona]

@zinsisrocking Did you miss the whole intro part where he mentions cards? You know, the medicinal card to legally get weed?

[Goth3m3]

@zinsisrocking It's LA, we have Medical stores all over the place.

[zinsisrocking]

@Goth3m3 in my country we do have medical stores all over the place too....america isn't the end of the world.....but in my country the marijuana prescription is not so popular at all...

[TrajektorieLogik]

@zinsisrocking you can purchase cannabis at medical stores? what country? why isnt it popular? or are you saying it is not popular as medicine lol?

[TheHoodskater]

@zinsisrocking if u can hide it long enough!

[rockmonkeyness]

@zinsisrocking err uhh in some places sure if your over 18 & have a medical card. aha but you can get it anywhere any age technically illegal.

wtf.

[MisssNickjonas4EvEr]

@zinsisrocking only a few states like California.

[BlakeTahoe]

@zinsisrocking its mainly legal on a state level in states like california and nevada as long as you get a doctor to recommend that you need it.....then you can even smoke it in public if you want...still shitty you need approval to legally smoke it...to me its as legal as bottled water

[Mamonuth]

@zinsisrocking Medical weed. Its legal in alot of countries. Its even legal in Finland (for medical use) althought in Finland its actually more watched for abusers who really don't need it.

[Hrko1992]

@zinsisrocking yea, you just need a medical card and you can go into a weed store and buy weed and thats it. no jail, no bail ;)

[noch21Gramm]

wack 

[HigherPlanes]

I wish I lived in California

[JerryBeatFreak]

"Smoke weed and tell your worst high moment" - night anyone?

[Morphixx]

Meh.. not funny

[ABONESR]

makes me wanna do edibles

[SoccerShoos]

weak

[pimpinisanart]

weak

[BrandonProm]

Good shit didn't like the ending but he is spot on about the edibles hahahaha

[mafiaosobob]

That was soooo funny best i've seen so far!

[cabokevin]

That was good!

[koreansaresmelly]

STUPID OVERDONE JOKE SO MANY ITERATIONS THIS IS NOT NEW JUST HIS ACTING OF IT WAS FUNNY. HE BANKING ON THE MUNDANE DICK SHIT OF IT. BIG TTITAY DICKS ALL UP IN MY ASSSHOLE TONIGHT 2015 ALL DAY ERRDAY FUCK ME WHATEVER VT KILLER FOH LYFE!

[Frost773]

@koreansaresmelly

u mad bro?

[koreansaresmelly]

@Frost773 HAHAHAHHA YEP YEP YEP YEP "u mad bro?" or any iteration of "u mad?" is a lame and lazy route to take ...frost 773 gimme ur address

[McStabYou]

@koreansaresmelly It also means he's an obvious troll and feeds off your rage. Please, do not feed the troll.

And that's the more you know.

[TheLaughFactory]

@McStabYou #LOL Don't feed the trolls.

[codenameGIZM0]

@koreansaresmelly no u

[Frost773]

@koreansaresmelly

yeah, u definitely mad bro.

[Erskainen]

Holy shit this was good, he can really "act" the situation! :)

[sillyhatday]

lmfao this guy is gr8

[Flaggedagain]

LMAO!!! hOORAY 6TH VIEWER!

[jeroensk84life]

They sorta.. F*ck you up! xD

[Nathonamore]

Blueberry Muffins.

FUCK YEAH.