you think you make people laugh because of your jokes?! well first listen up! laugh to this ,,i,, you are a bastard! second your mom is just my bitch, remember when she told you she will go to the local market when you are still 7? well i fuck her actually. 3rd i fuck her again! oh god so many times i fuck yo mom that she couldn't wear her panties after i fuck her!
@MerelWithChoclate he is immensely talented, if you think different, watch a video where it's not studio recorded... He is genuinely a nice person, all his money made from his fragrance "Someday" goes to charity... He is really humble and thankful for where he is, his money and success.... That's just my opinion of course, but i think this because I've read his book/seen NeverSayNever/follow him on twitter and facebook, you can just see that he's a normal guy...
@CoRyDoR123 Actually, he's a bit of a douche. My friend's uncle Bill works at a boat rental place in Hawaii, and JB came to go on a boat tour or something and Bill told us that he was the rudest little shit ever and that he bossed everyone around because he was famous. He doesn't sound so "genuinely nice" when he's telling workers how to do their jobs.
Mother Monster is my inspiration. And "Born This Way" is truly gaga's best works! Watch out bieber fans... Monsters will eat you if you don't get out of the way!!! Cause were a bunch of freaks and we were BORN THIS WAY!!!
@ilovemusic4eva369 and youre the typical..what..eighth grade girl who's really unpopular and thinks that duplicating her 'i's and spelling 'ever' incorrectly will make you cool?
Props to you for putting up a vid where u cud take a lot of criticism. It's nice to see another guy who actually doesn't hate Justin bieber. He has all the talent in the world. I wish I had friends that were more like u. Thanks and keep making the great videos
Just beautiful brought tears to my eyes! haha but seriously thank you. This video made me smile. Except for the mental image of justin biber having sex with food items...ew
you kind of have to have an acquired taste for your humor, Drew, and I think I might be acquiring it...which I'm still not sure whether I should make that very public or not, heh. I totally had a dream last night that I was like hanging out with you with some people and friends, and it was like I knew you. Rather interesting. So, I checked today to see if you had a new video, and you did. Thanks for the laughs.
Drew, (it's drew right?) Shane brought me to you ^_^ so glad he did. I'm in the Shane Dawson army, and I'm one of gagas monsters....what do you call your minions?
thanks for once again clarifying life for me. i'm contemplating boycotting your videos because you promised you'd follow me on tumblr, but i think that would be a little extreme.
dam i thought the hammer thing was real which really made me want to go watch it so i got real disappointed that its not released in australia yet. then i got cut after that when you said you havent watched it yet so i assume that part's not true.
oh well. i'll just ask someone who's watched it and talk to them about the hammer thing, like i know what the movie is all about.
Hahahahahaha! You constantly make me laugh out loud in the middle of the student lounge at my college. I get a lot of crazy looks from my peers. They obviously dont understand your comedic genius... :D
LOL! when i go to justin beibers concert for my little sister im going to scream out mycoldtoe said to say hi.....and u have a vagina.. :D love ur vids ;p
I have nothing against Justin, but I think that his lyrics are too mature for him. I haven't and don't plan on watching his movie.. But I have heard his story and think that it can be very inspirational to some people.. (:
I don't plan on seeing the movie BUT if there was that much sex in it...I still wouldn't see it. You can only watch so much porn. But it would make sense of where his song Baby came from. Thanks for clearing that up.
When you were talking about the sex scenes, I did a spit-take on my Orange Crush. Poor Orange Crush. D; I also was not aware the Biebs was de-flowered. xP
you think you make people laugh because of your jokes?! well first listen up! laugh to this ,,i,, you are a bastard! second your mom is just my bitch, remember when she told you she will go to the local market when you are still 7? well i fuck her actually. 3rd i fuck her again! oh god so many times i fuck yo mom that she couldn't wear her panties after i fuck her!
jhay29denise 1 day ago
lolz, you are amazing
DragonofLyoko 5 months ago
@xoxobeiber100 ok if you hated this video so much then why did you sit all the way till the end watching it?
ilikemcryoubitch 7 months ago
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do you like Justin Bieber..?
zombierawr11 7 months ago
Funny? Give me 2:59 of my life back!
xoxobieber100 7 months ago
you're such a douche bag! Justin bieber is amazing!
CoRyDoR123 8 months ago
@CoRyDoR123 and why is that
MerelWithChoclate 5 months ago
@MerelWithChoclate he is immensely talented, if you think different, watch a video where it's not studio recorded... He is genuinely a nice person, all his money made from his fragrance "Someday" goes to charity... He is really humble and thankful for where he is, his money and success.... That's just my opinion of course, but i think this because I've read his book/seen NeverSayNever/follow him on twitter and facebook, you can just see that he's a normal guy...
CoRyDoR123 5 months ago
@CoRyDoR123 Actually, he's a bit of a douche. My friend's uncle Bill works at a boat rental place in Hawaii, and JB came to go on a boat tour or something and Bill told us that he was the rudest little shit ever and that he bossed everyone around because he was famous. He doesn't sound so "genuinely nice" when he's telling workers how to do their jobs.
magicalllamas123 1 month ago in playlist More videos from mytoecold
my life is complete now
rhanley17 8 months ago
I just wasted 2 minutes and 59 seconds of my life... can I have that time back?
Btw that movie is amazing I saw it at least 20 times. 10 of those in theaters.
JessicaLynGuadalupee 8 months ago
@JessicaLynGuadalupee it wasn't a waste. you got to look at a cute boy for 2:59. so f-you.
edwardrocks888 8 months ago
@JessicaLynGuadalupee gosh your stupid. if you dont fucking like the video, then fuck off bro.
shapesandcoleurs10 4 months ago
LMAO! Bieber historians
AnUnquietMind19 8 months ago
I think yes
Twice
distaceisnothing 8 months ago
lmfao the ending lol
iiHatezDomii 10 months ago
That had nothing to do with the movie, .... (; BIEBER BUTT DANCE
kelseyandmegan1 10 months ago
i just wasted 2 minutes and 59 seconds of my life.
iDIDBieberx3 10 months ago
Your really funny and freaking awesome! Keep it up dude!
TimmyNessify 10 months ago
You are my favourite person on youtube right now, your videos are consistently funny!
SainterX 11 months ago
lmao! The ending!!
kokobonk 11 months ago
Mother Monster is my inspiration. And "Born This Way" is truly gaga's best works! Watch out bieber fans... Monsters will eat you if you don't get out of the way!!! Cause were a bunch of freaks and we were BORN THIS WAY!!!
hhnguy 1 year ago
That was fracking awesome!!
Weird12b 1 year ago
your head is tilted so far back at the beginning of the video haha
KatherineRasmussen 1 year ago
wow people he doesn't actually like bieber. ever heard of sarcasm?
avirazzy 1 year ago 4
Quite possibly the funniest thing iv'e ever seen.
Jonibett 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaha you are a funny guy!
maebean15 1 year ago
lol at the end "I have still not seen it and am not planning to..."
LMAO
softlyserenademe 1 year ago
hi. you're insanely beautiful and funnyy. (: <3
follow me on twitter & you'll make my life: @YayLife13
emilyxYES 1 year ago
brilliant
snorgisborg2 1 year ago
I adore your personal brand of humor. You're fascinating.
TheAbbaiare 1 year ago 3
@TheAbbaiare well said
MsxGini 1 year ago
You're my hero
Copper0Bre 1 year ago
oprah
zerohtense 1 year ago
i didn't know you liked bieber, well subscription, it was a good 2 years, good bye :(
narfire214 1 year ago
@narfire214 if you noticed he pretty much trashed the movie and said he wasn't going to see it lol, im pretty sure he doesn't like bieber.
softlyserenademe 1 year ago
wow you are so gay get a haiircut and your not funny!
ilovemusic4eva369 1 year ago
@ilovemusic4eva369 and youre the typical..what..eighth grade girl who's really unpopular and thinks that duplicating her 'i's and spelling 'ever' incorrectly will make you cool?
nottavailablee 1 year ago
@ilovemusic4eva369 You're not funny.
101cutiepye101 1 year ago
Bieber historians.. lmfao
disamjisa 1 year ago
i love your sense of humor :]<3
BeccaBeneath 1 year ago
regarding the size of his vagina comedy gold !
MegaLilweezy123 1 year ago
Props to you for putting up a vid where u cud take a lot of criticism. It's nice to see another guy who actually doesn't hate Justin bieber. He has all the talent in the world. I wish I had friends that were more like u. Thanks and keep making the great videos
BrewCrew2234 1 year ago
eggs, eggs, eggs, bagel bites:)
juliusproductions 1 year ago
I was fine until you got to the begal bites. Then, I spit my chili all over my desk.
HeldbyGravity 1 year ago
@HeldbyGravity BAGEL*..
HeldbyGravity 1 year ago
ps i think your vids are amazing
kandikidtot 1 year ago
can we tweet to eachother? thatd make my life..
tesuh 1 year ago 10
@tesuh TWEET ME
mytoecold 1 year ago 2
@mytoecold
kepra12 1 year ago
Can I please chat with you on facebook? THAT would make my life!..Seriously Youre the shit! :) My name is Kepra Kamali
kepra12 1 year ago
@mytoecold Totally getting a twitter in 5 seconds:)
aimexgoesxrawr 1 year ago
wow u watched it i thought u hate him but i hate him
kandikidtot 1 year ago
@kandikidtot i love him
mytoecold 1 year ago 25
@kandikidtot rofl did you even watch the video?
RippednNTan 6 months ago
Haha, wow.. I love this video(:
alexisherefersure 1 year ago
haha considering flicking him off at 0:58?
snorgenburger 1 year ago
DROW THOS WOS FROCKON OWOSOMO. THOS OS WHO O LOVO YOO SO MOCH. NO HOMO BTW
Anjiruu 1 year ago
@KristinandEmilyxoxo
LOLOLOLOLOL. THE SCREENING PROCESS HAS BEGUN.
Anjiruu 1 year ago
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@mytoecold thatsmeandiwantyouonly.tumblr.com
you should start posting again!
shelburz 1 year ago
I'll..uhh...I'll help you..in the bathroom...
txmandaxt 1 year ago
Haha for a second there i thought you really went to see that shit...
XboxLiveSpartan001 1 year ago
Just beautiful brought tears to my eyes! haha but seriously thank you. This video made me smile. Except for the mental image of justin biber having sex with food items...ew
shurbitup 1 year ago
Haha this made my day :)
JonasBrosFan17 1 year ago
Bagel bites.
salacki2000 1 year ago
You sure are one to talk about having a vagina. Justin Bieber could have any girl he wants, you on the other hand are mistaken for one. Unsubscribed.
KristinandEmilyxoxo 1 year ago
@KristinandEmilyxoxo
ok girl, yous so crazy. there's nothing wrong with a vagina ok? they're beautiful and justin is proud of his.
huntkye 1 year ago 2
Usted es un genio maldito Favorito y todos los yippie caca Google Translate. Then you can read my comment. MWHAHA
AppGameplay 1 year ago
eggs...eggs...eggs.... hahahhaha
jakeursich16 1 year ago
looks kinda bieber-ish hahahhaha
masshole1200 1 year ago
hahaha this made my day, especially when u were decribing how he would get hit
fishladder1 1 year ago
12 People had Eggs this Morning!
1RHero 1 year ago
Hahaha made love to various food items.
RoyWriter 1 year ago
Psshhh, Yoooouuu didn't see the movie! -_-
SelinaJustine 1 year ago
You never fail to satisfy me
yellowsparklefish337 1 year ago
i would LOVE for you to be my best friend
1234letsmosh 1 year ago
Haha ah goodness
you kind of have to have an acquired taste for your humor, Drew, and I think I might be acquiring it...which I'm still not sure whether I should make that very public or not, heh. I totally had a dream last night that I was like hanging out with you with some people and friends, and it was like I knew you. Rather interesting. So, I checked today to see if you had a new video, and you did. Thanks for the laughs.
AdmiringObserverR 1 year ago
lol you're amazing
TheStarGazer93 1 year ago
this is random,but i love your hair.
magicalllamas123 1 year ago
You totally love the sex bit ;D
WeirdoTeeHee 1 year ago
i need to go to the bathroom lol my favorite part :::::::::::::D
Chatelalexa123 1 year ago
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LOLOLOLOL this is so damn funny
justintfan 1 year ago
Drew, (it's drew right?) Shane brought me to you ^_^ so glad he did. I'm in the Shane Dawson army, and I'm one of gagas monsters....what do you call your minions?
LinksLilLover 1 year ago
Stupendous review :D
tennismonkey09 1 year ago
That didnt make sence?
StopVideoTime 1 year ago
@StopVideoTime No. It's just too complex for you to understand.
tapplesauce 1 year ago
I want to meet that bully! Might make a good friend. lol I HATE Bieverdick (bieber).
shashoni109 1 year ago
"never *boink* never *boink* " lmfao i love that fat guy on the bus stop bench then :)
ImSoShi 1 year ago
hahah, poor little justin... if i ever see him illjust shout the word never at him.
misstaramcmahon 1 year ago
It's not that funny to make fun of him now that he made fun of himself in the commercial...
ThomasIsTired 1 year ago
@ThomasIsTired make fun of him....?
mytoecold 1 year ago 2
@mytoecold sorry, her* she*...
ThomasIsTired 1 year ago
@ThomasIsTired what? no i meant i wasnt making fun of him
mytoecold 1 year ago
LOL ohh this is great xD !
CierraxCoraline 1 year ago
thanks for once again clarifying life for me. i'm contemplating boycotting your videos because you promised you'd follow me on tumblr, but i think that would be a little extreme.
shelburz 1 year ago 7
@shelburz whats your nameee
mytoecold 1 year ago 2
@mytoecold you have a tumblr?
7Laramarie 11 months ago
Wow! tHIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!!!! Thanks so much for posting, you never fail to make me smile :D.
Bingo1059 1 year ago
Im subscribing
HadjiandtheTurbans 1 year ago
@HadjiandtheTurbans do it !
mytoecold 1 year ago
dam i thought the hammer thing was real which really made me want to go watch it so i got real disappointed that its not released in australia yet. then i got cut after that when you said you havent watched it yet so i assume that part's not true.
oh well. i'll just ask someone who's watched it and talk to them about the hammer thing, like i know what the movie is all about.
jennigerr 1 year ago
hahah, 'Beiber historians'
DigestedChild 1 year ago
wow you look like fred with long hair
Twiniiix3 1 year ago
This is amazing. I love how much you can make me laugh. <3
LetsSaveTheRave 1 year ago
Hahahahahaha! You constantly make me laugh out loud in the middle of the student lounge at my college. I get a lot of crazy looks from my peers. They obviously dont understand your comedic genius... :D
karulabyi 1 year ago
LOL! when i go to justin beibers concert for my little sister im going to scream out mycoldtoe said to say hi.....and u have a vagina.. :D love ur vids ;p
Johnnetable 1 year ago
There's always a point in your videos when I totally lose my shit.
"a lot of bieber historians argue"
there it is!
derebin 1 year ago 29
@derebin i hoped someone would like it!
mytoecold 1 year ago
@derebin hahah I woudldn't be surprised if we started getting historians specializing in "Beiber"
AdmiringObserverR 1 year ago
hhaha i believed you (not the sex thing) but the thing with the fat boy...
funny! just the image in my head this fat boy hitting justin wit a hammer
schalala321 1 year ago
first of all why in the world were you at justin biber movie?????????????? u r too old for him
SydneyCelloPlayer7 1 year ago
@SydneyCelloPlayer7 i keep forgetting the age limit!
mytoecold 1 year ago
@mytoecold oooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk wel the age limit is 1 and under so i gess u r 1
SydneyCelloPlayer7 1 year ago
i think i saw the wrong movie
Mrsbieberbabe4ever 1 year ago
hehe hilarious stuff :)
sl2mmer 1 year ago
i'm always so distracted by your upper lip
pokingthepenguin 1 year ago
@pokingthepenguin why?
mytoecold 1 year ago
@mytoecold cause it curls up weirdly
pokingthepenguin 1 year ago
eggs Eggs EGGS
supergirl6958 1 year ago
HA!! the tash men
linorf 1 year ago
Ur an ass dnt talk bout shit that u cant prove btw I thought U were a girl wen I first saw u so u should shut the fuck up
thekns98 1 year ago
SSSSSSSSSSSuuuupeerrr!!
soocl0se 1 year ago
I have nothing against Justin, but I think that his lyrics are too mature for him. I haven't and don't plan on watching his movie.. But I have heard his story and think that it can be very inspirational to some people.. (:
emhearts22 1 year ago
You make me hungry.
PurpleAvettFan 1 year ago
how the hell do you come up with this stuff?
MichelleSerenaXo 1 year ago
You don't have a serious bone in your body, but you do have a humerus bone.
LanceDirk 1 year ago
hahaha so this is just kinda the greatest thing i have heard, and kinda love you A LOT!
ballet4life94 1 year ago
I have one word - Amazing =]
bemangle 1 year ago
i wish i knew someone like you !
weracs 1 year ago
This is the best review of the movie I've seen so far..
CrazyGirl12123 1 year ago
hahahaha genius
dfol90 1 year ago
I don't plan on seeing the movie BUT if there was that much sex in it...I still wouldn't see it. You can only watch so much porn. But it would make sense of where his song Baby came from. Thanks for clearing that up.
escasheep97 1 year ago
kmao
jadaphlynnbffs13 1 year ago
@jadaphlynnbffs13 kissing?
mytoecold 1 year ago 2
Dang.. I thought you'd actually seen it! That was exactly what it was like! And yes.. the sex was amazing.
NikiBabyDoll 1 year ago 7
@NikiBabyDoll how good from one to oprah
mytoecold 1 year ago 20
@mytoecold about five levels above oprah, I'd say. Which I think is prrreetyyy tough to get to.
NikiBabyDoll 1 year ago
....... i heard it was all concerts......... and i have a lot of other things to say about him but, its mean.....
MoveOutWestWitMe 1 year ago
@mytoecold yeah, i actually did and you said you wouldnt watch the movie so yeah , im just saying (:
musicINspired707 1 year ago
i guess only 7 people out of 300 like j beibs...
morgan525600 1 year ago
Why does the movie need 2 b in 3D? It's rly stupid
kmt3s3 1 year ago
@kmt3s3 so you can touch him
mytoecold 1 year ago
gosh i love ur comedy.
savannahproductions 1 year ago
It's actually a pretty good movie.
lol.
Ohhh Drew, HOW I LOVE YOU<3
LOLBrandi81 1 year ago
I love you so much it's ridiculous. please make love to me like a food item. ;)
MissTalkalot712 1 year ago
Best movie review ever. You should do more. :)
Your comedic style is really unique; there isn't a time when I don't laugh in your videos. xD
tdkfangirl 1 year ago
I LOL'd. So...hard...
That some snot came out of my nose.
Thank you for that.
pinds83 1 year ago
@pinds83 are you sick
mytoecold 1 year ago
@mytoecold Yes, actually. I am indeed.
pinds83 1 year ago
dude i love ur hair lol, how long have u been growing it out? mines not as long as urs but is getting their.
2waffle007 1 year ago 3
@2waffle007 7 years
mytoecold 1 year ago 4
Hahaha. This made my day! :DD
kennedirockshxc 1 year ago 7
@kennedirockshxc im so glad!
mytoecold 1 year ago 2
Love doing tortellini. Not so much a fan or bagel bites though, too dry... nice of him to get nostalgic though.
brianific 1 year ago 21
@brianific i think its sweet for us oldies!
mytoecold 1 year ago
wow Drew...
sallysmorez 1 year ago
@sallysmorez whats up bro? whats the problem
mytoecold 1 year ago 3
When you were talking about the sex scenes, I did a spit-take on my Orange Crush. Poor Orange Crush. D; I also was not aware the Biebs was de-flowered. xP
lovemekp 1 year ago 3
@lovemekp where did it go? and yes indeed mam
mytoecold 1 year ago
@lovemekp he was deflowered by Big Gay Black Man Bubba
Shoes742 1 year ago
"i have to go to the bathroom"
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dead
jspinski92 1 year ago
@jspinski92 who? im goin strong actually
mytoecold 1 year ago
@mytoecold ME!!! its me.
jspinski92 1 year ago
um.. i love you drew? i saw the movie unfortunately, but i THOROUGHLY enjoyed the sex scenes. especially with the tortellini..;)
primplegirliessxoxo 1 year ago
@primplegirliessxoxo he was a good guy
mytoecold 1 year ago
@mytoecold i know you arent going to reply to this but... marry me??
primplegirliessxoxo 1 year ago
you make me smile. :]
WtfImsantaclaus 1 year ago
@WtfImsantaclaus im so glad!
mytoecold 1 year ago
@mytoecold i heart you.
WtfImsantaclaus 1 year ago
@mytoecold im gonna say all throughout the movie
megz1233211 1 year ago
I can't wait to see Justin Bieber's vag. Thanks for the heads up bro!
Seanz1lla 1 year ago
@Seanz1lla more like elbows up! HAHAHAHA
mytoecold 1 year ago
LOL "regarding the size of his....vagina" ahaha
adigitalb 1 year ago
@adigitalb copier
mytoecold 1 year ago
this was funny, lolz for you
cherielovemakeup 1 year ago