I hate to judge, but YOU are the phony Christian, because you constantly judge people instead of making Jesus appealing to them. This hypocrisy that you show is what causes Christians to be Atheists instead.
Let's have people of all religions begin a war to end all wars. The winner will then be awarded the final say and their god will be declared leader of all gods! Sounds fair to me. I'd put my money on those damn Hindu's. They are sneaky bastards!
If this actor knew anything about religion, he would realize that the Old Testament was a reference to look back on before Jesus Christ came. That's the problem when you only read the verses when you Google Search, "Biblical Verses that are evil"
@RobinRc666 Ask a believer in God what thinks about you ? You who believe in fish with legs and morals, order from chaos , and Piltdown man ! People who believe in God Laugh with your absurdity
i am an autistic christian and i don't understand some of the old testement material (mainly b/c i'm a literal thinker and the thought of stoning and killing and violent acts are scary to me plus as an animal lover, I could never hurt a living creature. also I'm pretty sure the shellfish thing only applies to jewish folks these days. other than that, i don't agree with u b/c there are ppl like me who think literal and get scared of the old testament.
lets keep it real though, the only reason people beilve in a higher being and someone that can ''save'' them is because we fear death and have yet to figure out what happens after it, is it just a state of sleep, do u come back, do u go to paradise or a lake of fire..is this fear that keeps people attached to a higher power, if we were immortal the idea of a God would not exist..so we follow in fear, just like a hooker follows her pimp, if she violates,she gets severely beaten.
@FRDChristina Ummm take your own advice lady... Find more evidence in the bible before believing every word in that book. I'm sure you haven't even read the whole bible yet little own read the original Greek n Hebrew text. There's so much that's been changed and corrupted over the years that your un aware of. Your so oblivious
Allah - there is no deity except Him, the Ever-Living, the Sustainer of [all] existence. Neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep.
To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth. Who is it that can intercede with Him except by His permission? He knows what is [presently] before them and what will be after them, and they encompass not a thing of His knowledge except for what He wills.
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All of the people that didn't pick up on this fact are dolts! He is an atheist, and this a parody! All of his videos are parodies that lampoon actual Christian Arguments and beliefs. How obvious is that? Check out his other videos and tell me I'm wrong. How could you not detect the blatant satire?
Even if a christian was to 'believe' every word in that scrotum infested scriptual literature of yours, they don't follow it. Today's christians are so hypocritical...Sunday = goto church, make an appearance to worship god, and act like you give a shite..The rest of the week...drink, curse, lie, commit adultery, fornication, proclaim to be a Christian and try to get others to goto church to drive up the membership.
@FRDChristina I am not framing God; Christians are by proclaiming to beleive in this ultra standard of living and then going out doing immoral things.
I can't believe these have more likes than dislikes. You idiots. Maybe somehow most of you realized that these are satirical, but it doesn't matter anymore. Organized religion is so bad it doesn't even deserve a parody, especially when it comes to killing people, for ANY reason. You can't make it seem worse than it already is, so satirizing religious murder in fact makes you just as bad as those hardcore religious people themselves. Sorry, Current, but you've gone too far this time.
@2winitall I agree whole heartily, death is nothing to laugh at, nor make fun of. Regardless of the fact this is a satire it still promotes religion and hate.
Let's see ... 155,000,000 women in the United States...
sacrificing 2 turtles every month...
That's around 310,000,000 turtles being sacrificed every month...
approximately 3,720,000,000 turtles per year.
Three Billion, seven hundred & twenty Million turtles ought to be sacrificed every year in the USA, no wonder god is leaving the United States, we're not sacrificing enough turtles.
Or is it that we don't put our women in red tents anymore?
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i hate religion. i tried it. doesn't work for me. Got hurt. Really bad. I tried to forgive the thing that hurt (Christians). I got hurt even more. if God exists why is there so many religions? also, pretty much all the christians i met were fake and hypocrites. I thought i loved Jesus, he didnt love me enough to fulfill all the promises and prophecies that were revealed to me, I thought i was supposed to be madly in love with Jesus, I hate him. I wish I never went to church. Craziness began.
@TheBibleIsLame ha ha - an atheist idiot parroting the madness of his position. The Bible calls you a fool and the moron edward current making his lame atheist videos could be one of the biggest around. what folk like you need is a well made dunce cap. lol
@whiteliketar Well, when the opposing voices of genius enlightenment are Ray Comfort, Kirk Cameron, and their well-shared banana, Kent "Help me oh god i'm in prison and i keep dropping the soap" Hovind, The Roman Catholic "pedophiles? we do't see no stinkin' pedophiles!" Church, Harold "Send me money 'cus the world is ending" Camping, Fred "I love to see Amish girls and American G.I.s DIE!" Phelps, and (more locally) Venomfang "But MA! Don't close my account! I'm doin' Jesus' work" X.
@donfishmaster there are fools everywhere and people will continue to stupid things and some will continue to kill and murder like Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot and Idi amin and and vile atheists will continue to use medical suction lines meant for clearing tumours to suction out the brains of resting babies in the womb - Oh you vile atheist insect - your day is coming. Woe to your conscience dead biology professor brainwashing your dumb ass that you are the product of of a piece of slime & time.
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jesus never said that the old testement laws dont apply any more. read matthew 5: 17-18. he didnt come to change the laws but to fufill them. only the sacrificial laws changed being that jesus was the ultimate sacrifice for our past sins and all sins to come.read hebrews 10:4-10. So, christians should be following the laws the lord made in the old testament........ unfortunately.
You are not completely right to be honest. Because Yeshua said in Matthew 9:9-13, 'Go and tell what this means: I desire mercy NOT SACRIFICE. For I did not come to call the righteous, but sinners, to repentance!".
geeze its so annoying how many people on ed's forum point out the satire. They get so excited to tell people haha. I think its funnier when people dont realize its satire...but that gets ruined when both the top comments are saying this video is satire.
@Buceroo21 People can't control their thoughts, but they can control their actions. Everyone has thought about doing something bad but has never gone through with it. I thought about stealing some food i wanted when i didn't have money. I didn't, but by what jesus teaches my thoughts were a crime
@Buceroo21 So i am not allowed to think? Wow some creator, he makes "free will" then doesn't allow anyone to think without eternal punishment. I think i will rob a bank tomorrow, not really going to, but hey, since i thought it i deserve to go to jail for it right?
Eating with sinners. We have a responsibility to spread positivity and love, every human being. It is not enough to be just Christian by name if the actions of the heart do not speak of goodness. A bad Christian will get a same jdugement as a bad non Christian. We are all responisble for our actions. We reap what we sowe.
@royalsteven pickin and choosin! all these christian volunteers cant be wrong, can they??? its "truth"! there must be "truth" here! ive got news for you not all volunteers are christian, or even affiliated with a religion. who cares about a reward, or some made up god, do it because you care. you were never taught to question so you arent to blame... and theres no harm for most, just a perpetuated lie that is often exploited. what am i saying, ignore the man behind the curtain.
Why do you assume I never had the free choice to choose? Are you trying to say all Christians are brainwashed blinded morons? I have the choice to do and believe whatever I want. As long as I feel happy with it and it fits my lifestyle. God happens to fit in my life and He inspires me in many good ways so why not? Living with God teaches you to be humble, to lose your ego, to live according to His rules, to trust His ways not our own. Listening to His voice, ideas, inspiration. It is a whole
lot better than what humans can offer. I know. I have seen the difference. Living from myself, my own desires, fears, doubts and mans or from perfect, good, mercifull all loving God. Since God is perfect and we are not, He is the one to call and ask help to. In my experience He will never let you down. God will lead you to Him when you are thirsty or deeply moved/interested by Him. He works in clear and mysterious ways. I have this sort of sixth sense, it is called the Holy Ghost,
God's inner voice who tells me that He is real and exist. It is a feeling of certainty wich you cannot fully explain if you live without God. If you really want to experience it you would start to believe. All it takes enough faith, like Jesus said.
@royalsteven theres alot science has yet to learn about the power of the mind....either way once you strip back the myth there might be something of universal need and utility. its a complex system of psychology and nature vs. nurture that determines a persons perception, Imo, there is power in stark realism. In this sense, religion(s) and atheism could very well be "facets" of the same diamond. Looking at the world and its diversity, i feel the final answer must also be a universal one.
You can never begin a respectfull relationship or normal communication with a judgemental attitude. There at least have to be acceptance and respect to begin with. I also believe it is not entirely up to us to judge who is right or not. Christians should set an example. God knows the true intentions of our hearts. Non believers and believers can learn and teach each other more then we think. Not be friends?Remember Jesus hanging out with the sinners and so called rejected of society.
I understand your hatred for religion. And I understand your in ability to understand the bible. There are many religious people who have muddied the waters. America is NOT a christian country. It's a religious country. God has chosen to reveal His truth to babes. No one can come to Him unless the father draws him. Religion DOES kill but the Spirit gives life. " I once was blind but now I see"
@x6HXCGerry9x Who's a hypocrite? You know this is satire, right? Eddy's a die hard atheist pretending to be a christian and making a mockery of it, pretending like he doesn't know how stupid he and religions sound, I guess lol
when u said shall not kill then i look in my bible and it said shall not murder (because it is fucking old) i went down to a Christian shop and got a bible and it said shall not kill mmmmm so i thought is america trying to kill the bible i dont know know the bible as been change soo many time know even back when when it wasent in english they change it way back then sooo dont get up us for something that churches, country's have been changing for a long time u dum as american
lol what an idiot. if you want to take passages of violences and follow it youre a sadistic sonofabitch. Christians arent supposed to even FOLLOW the old testament. the old testament is there so it can be explained by the new one, and for everyone to compare the new law established by christ (christian law) to the law of moses (judaism). the OT alone makes no sense at all for a christian. lol@this prick who thinks hes mocking people, what a loser -_-
i don't like when phony Christians Judge me for my short comings but when they should humble themselves and compare themselves to Jesus and look at the example that he made for us.
what utter bollocks. Thought shall not kill unless they are a homosexual then you should stone them to death. If this is the word of God, then God is some kind of cunt
@civiccruiser117 I've noticed alot of atheists are condescending and convinced they are highly more intelligent than everyone else. Maybe they don't believe in God because they want to be one. ShockofGod is a rambler and his point seems to be, "we don't know anything for sure". He says that with articulate words that lead to no exact destination. Why do we even watch this sh!t? BTW, it's very clear that God doesn't want us to kill eachother like extremists do. In the NT He'll be the executioner.
@countalucard82 ~ I've noticed alot of atheists are condescending and convinced they are highly more intelligent than everyone else~
^that made me lol. Many do tend to overdo it a little, but not every one is trying to sound like a know-it-all. If anything they are trying to bring reason to the conflict with the craziness that is religion. To claim that Atheists want to be gods is stupid, they would be hypocritical.
>>Maybe they don't believe in God because they want to be one.
Never met an atheist that pretends or even desires to be 'a god'. An atheists doesn't believe there is a god, anywhere, much less in the mirror. Nothing needs to be worshipped.
This guy is a phony himself; anyone that calls himself to be christian is a phony; people from the outside can call you christian because the different way of living.
You r the antichrist in person...as christ said woah to you teachers of the law you hipocrytes you r leading many lost people to the dark with your nonsense.....a blind man leads another and they both fall into a pit
Oh your right that really contradicts....that if you will interpret it literally, but I do believe that God doesn't really wants us to kill. I f I am a parent God wants me to teach my child.....i should not indulge him or her for it is written in the Bible that indulging your child mean destroying them......and to tell you the truth I am not a blind Christian I see that and I chose to understand His words unlike you who rejects the true meaning of it and put your own meaning......
@IIsunlightII You are a hypocrite... saying that you put your own meaning on the word of god ("I believe that God doesn't really wants us to kill" even though he repeatedly tells his followers to kill) but criticizing others who do the same... there is no evidence that your interpretation is any more valid than his, and in fact yours is LESS valid because you are actively choosing to ignore the parts you don't like.
You know, athiesm makes no sense. TO CLAIM that there is no higher power/God/Godesses(according to the Greens and Romans), aren't you basically saying you know everything? Doesn't THAT make you a God yourself? Aren't you pretty much saying that you KNOW its false? Knowing God does/doesn't exist, by definition, says that you have to know everything... We can prove gravity and such, but to prove/disprove God? Impossible. It's NOT called "faith" for a reason. You're saying you're a God.
@DescentFromHeaven no it just means that there is no god and we are all here by chance and can only succeed with work and chance, no one has no power over chance
yeah you can't disprove big foot or the smurfs either and that does not make them real does it?
Read your lips? No, you read my text. 'The bible is merely a beautiful piece of poetry and history.' I could give a fuck less how you interpret it. There is no real christian.
Umm as a christian, this is really offensive. You should respect other peoples religions because you know God loves everybody, and if you respecting God you know that God loves christians as well.
I belive in evoulution, and i dont believe the earth is 600 years old, but i am proud to be a catholic!! F*** this atheist bulls***!! F*** science!! F*** the lies that christians our terrorists!! I'd be happy to get some objections!!
@MrAlexo333 LoL, I can only assume you're continuing the satire from the video. It's good that some religious people can make sense of sensible science like evolution. Saying F- science is like saying F- all human knowledge, seems like a lot to give up to me. There are certainly christian terrorist although most of them are not, just like muslims. Religious doctrine has done a lot to retard human advancement and continues to cling to superstitious nonsense. It's fair enough to recognize it.
I hate to judge, but YOU are the phony Christian, because you constantly judge people instead of making Jesus appealing to them. This hypocrisy that you show is what causes Christians to be Atheists instead.
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@2gbliz2 Sorry dude, but he's being sarcastic. All his videos are satires making fun of Christian arguments.
ZombineVelancious 4 days ago
@ZombineVelancious Oh, ok. Btw I'm not a dude :P lol
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Let's have people of all religions begin a war to end all wars. The winner will then be awarded the final say and their god will be declared leader of all gods! Sounds fair to me. I'd put my money on those damn Hindu's. They are sneaky bastards!
scienceisgod1 1 week ago
cool and inspirational video, check my musical version on: soundcloud / klyde / polarbears
klydefunk 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
I think it's sacrifice two turtle doves during menstruation. I might be wrong though.
Daniel39363 1 week ago
way to be a hater. asshole. I'm pretty sure I can be whatever the fuck I want don't judge people for what they are you stupid ass. FUCK YOU
okokookchristy 2 weeks ago
@okokookchristy You know he's being sarcastic. He's actually an atheist. Watch his other videos.
Daniel39363 1 week ago
If this actor knew anything about religion, he would realize that the Old Testament was a reference to look back on before Jesus Christ came. That's the problem when you only read the verses when you Google Search, "Biblical Verses that are evil"
XxFightinDirtyxX 2 weeks ago
is it odd that I can't take people who believe in God seriously ?
RobinRc666 4 weeks ago
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@RobinRc666 Ask a believer in God what thinks about you ? You who believe in fish with legs and morals, order from chaos , and Piltdown man ! People who believe in God Laugh with your absurdity
MrCobra811 3 weeks ago
@MrCobra811 I'm sorry, I can't see the part where I said I believed in fish with legs ?
RobinRc666 2 weeks ago
@RobinRc666 Not at all, there are many of us, people tend to refer to us as 'intelligent'
iseezapie 2 weeks ago 3
@iseezapie good show :)
RobinRc666 2 weeks ago
@RobinRc666 I find it annoying when people force theyre fucking religion on everyone
okokookchristy 2 weeks ago
@okokookchristy yeah same here :/ especially when its on there kids
RobinRc666 2 weeks ago
People who take this as a real christian are as fucking stupid as the people who believe that The Onion articles are real.
Legendary33284 4 weeks ago
it took me like of his video's and almot year until i got to this one .. and realize HE BE TROLL'n DAmmmnnn he's good !!!. :0
tiraluvr941 1 month ago
i am an autistic christian and i don't understand some of the old testement material (mainly b/c i'm a literal thinker and the thought of stoning and killing and violent acts are scary to me plus as an animal lover, I could never hurt a living creature. also I'm pretty sure the shellfish thing only applies to jewish folks these days. other than that, i don't agree with u b/c there are ppl like me who think literal and get scared of the old testament.
Stephie2007 1 month ago
god did not decide what to put intop the bible men did,there are many books that didnt make the cut,
pdxpaul1 1 month ago
lets keep it real though, the only reason people beilve in a higher being and someone that can ''save'' them is because we fear death and have yet to figure out what happens after it, is it just a state of sleep, do u come back, do u go to paradise or a lake of fire..is this fear that keeps people attached to a higher power, if we were immortal the idea of a God would not exist..so we follow in fear, just like a hooker follows her pimp, if she violates,she gets severely beaten.
fhab525 1 month ago
@EdwardCurrent hmm, then i am a very fortunate girl who managed to experience heaven life through my soulmate.
FRDChristina 2 months ago
@SuperBoneweaver opps sorry then. that's true of lots of Christians in title. claim to believe and still continue to do bad.
FRDChristina 2 months ago
@Morksugga ouch. killing is wrong. do not frame the Holy God ur LORD.
FRDChristina 2 months ago
Oh. So that's where all of the turtles went...
raichutoyou 2 months ago
@raichutoyou find more evidence before believing in anyone's words.
FRDChristina 2 months ago
@FRDChristina Work harder at recognizing jokes.
raichutoyou 2 months ago
@raichutoyou people around me told me that i do not have a sense of humour :(
FRDChristina 2 months ago
@FRDChristina Ummm take your own advice lady... Find more evidence in the bible before believing every word in that book. I'm sure you haven't even read the whole bible yet little own read the original Greek n Hebrew text. There's so much that's been changed and corrupted over the years that your un aware of. Your so oblivious
jeezusallahchrist 2 months ago
@jeezusallahchrist opps. i chose to believe, so, in my opinion, all is the same.
FRDChristina 2 months ago
god = santa for adults
fekinel 2 months ago
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Allah - there is no deity except Him, the Ever-Living, the Sustainer of [all] existence. Neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep.
To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth. Who is it that can intercede with Him except by His permission? He knows what is [presently] before them and what will be after them, and they encompass not a thing of His knowledge except for what He wills.
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akeello 2 months ago
Christians are Idiots, Hence being Christians
NotbutContent 2 months ago
@NotbutContent didn't you know that God dislike people who creates dissension?
FRDChristina 2 months ago
Soo...how can christians argue against this satire?
DJDUNKY69 3 months ago
ROFL COPTORS DRUNK AND HIGH THIS IS FUNNY :D
Anarchyson1 3 months ago
All of the people that didn't pick up on this fact are dolts! He is an atheist, and this a parody! All of his videos are parodies that lampoon actual Christian Arguments and beliefs. How obvious is that? Check out his other videos and tell me I'm wrong. How could you not detect the blatant satire?
MrEmadshalabi 3 months ago 7
Nuts, seriouly
echulabx63 3 months ago
im so confused is this real or parody
xoriatmusic 3 months ago
@xoriatmusic I don't know!! :( lol
Netheeros 3 months ago
@xoriatmusic parody...
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Even if a christian was to 'believe' every word in that scrotum infested scriptual literature of yours, they don't follow it. Today's christians are so hypocritical...Sunday = goto church, make an appearance to worship god, and act like you give a shite..The rest of the week...drink, curse, lie, commit adultery, fornication, proclaim to be a Christian and try to get others to goto church to drive up the membership.
SuperBoneweaver 3 months ago
@SuperBoneweaver oh my! Christian is not to do those bad things you have said. drink, curse, lie?!! do not frame God.
FRDChristina 2 months ago
@FRDChristina I am not framing God; Christians are by proclaiming to beleive in this ultra standard of living and then going out doing immoral things.
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SuperBoneweaver 3 months ago
Then people wonder why people hate Christians...
Person:Hi, I have a genuine opinion.
Religious Nut Case: Does it relate to the Bible and praise God?
Person: No?
Religious Nut Case: *Grabs a rock*
UnaverageAdam 4 months ago 4
@Hardmetalfan62 It's Satire!
Uberlaser 4 months ago
Ed, lose the moustache; I mean the almost goatee. It moves into the memory like a Hitler moustache.
KidsandKarma 4 months ago in playlist More videos from EdwardCurrent
NO christian can disagree with this man, in any of his videos, because he is literally just telling it like it is.
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I can't believe these have more likes than dislikes. You idiots. Maybe somehow most of you realized that these are satirical, but it doesn't matter anymore. Organized religion is so bad it doesn't even deserve a parody, especially when it comes to killing people, for ANY reason. You can't make it seem worse than it already is, so satirizing religious murder in fact makes you just as bad as those hardcore religious people themselves. Sorry, Current, but you've gone too far this time.
2winitall 4 months ago
@2winitall I agree whole heartily, death is nothing to laugh at, nor make fun of. Regardless of the fact this is a satire it still promotes religion and hate.
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O snap he's droppin nukes on 'em!
deshaebeasley 4 months ago
Subbed...
lobum 4 months ago
Let's see ... 155,000,000 women in the United States...
sacrificing 2 turtles every month...
That's around 310,000,000 turtles being sacrificed every month...
approximately 3,720,000,000 turtles per year.
Three Billion, seven hundred & twenty Million turtles ought to be sacrificed every year in the USA, no wonder god is leaving the United States, we're not sacrificing enough turtles.
Or is it that we don't put our women in red tents anymore?
k7leetha 5 months ago in playlist Edward Current 2
lolchristianity.
JovantaeFleming 5 months ago
DEUTERONOMY 13:10
IT'S MOSES LIFE BEFORE CHRIST THAT'S HIS MAIL TO ISRAEL AT THAT TIME.
YOU ARE ON JESUS CHRIST GRACE YOU DON'T STONE NO ONE.
YOU ARE TO FORGIVE, REPENT,FOLLOW CHIRST.
BocaAvilez 5 months ago
@BocaAvilez So old testament doesn't count? Then I guess that means homoseuality is ok.
Jesus did wear a dress afterall.
randomperson2538 5 months ago
@randomperson2538
He also hung out with 13 guys for years.
Adveloq 5 months ago
@Adveloq big ol' orgy! lol.
randomperson2538 5 months ago
Fucking fantastic Edward.
maxim377 5 months ago
this guy is funny:)
HALOMEGABLOKSREVIEW1 5 months ago
You poor brain dead person - the god, jesus and virgin bullshit has fried your clearly not very well functioning system.
jeffbro2 5 months ago
@jeffbro2 Can't tell if you're joking or just really stupid
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TheServiceWeb 5 months ago
i hate religion. i tried it. doesn't work for me. Got hurt. Really bad. I tried to forgive the thing that hurt (Christians). I got hurt even more. if God exists why is there so many religions? also, pretty much all the christians i met were fake and hypocrites. I thought i loved Jesus, he didnt love me enough to fulfill all the promises and prophecies that were revealed to me, I thought i was supposed to be madly in love with Jesus, I hate him. I wish I never went to church. Craziness began.
razze101 5 months ago
@TheBibleIsLame he's a troll, don't reply to him, lest it be your demise
Axiss360 5 months ago
@TheBibleIsLame ha ha - an atheist idiot parroting the madness of his position. The Bible calls you a fool and the moron edward current making his lame atheist videos could be one of the biggest around. what folk like you need is a well made dunce cap. lol
whiteliketar 5 months ago
another dumb atheist trying to look smart by making videos mocking believers. Just understand that this atheist edward current is just another fool.
whiteliketar 5 months ago
@whiteliketar Well, when the opposing voices of genius enlightenment are Ray Comfort, Kirk Cameron, and their well-shared banana, Kent "Help me oh god i'm in prison and i keep dropping the soap" Hovind, The Roman Catholic "pedophiles? we do't see no stinkin' pedophiles!" Church, Harold "Send me money 'cus the world is ending" Camping, Fred "I love to see Amish girls and American G.I.s DIE!" Phelps, and (more locally) Venomfang "But MA! Don't close my account! I'm doin' Jesus' work" X.
donfishmaster 5 months ago
@donfishmaster there are fools everywhere and people will continue to stupid things and some will continue to kill and murder like Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot and Idi amin and and vile atheists will continue to use medical suction lines meant for clearing tumours to suction out the brains of resting babies in the womb - Oh you vile atheist insect - your day is coming. Woe to your conscience dead biology professor brainwashing your dumb ass that you are the product of of a piece of slime & time.
whiteliketar 5 months ago
@whiteliketar I'm going to have to find someone from a creationist website to interpret your rant. It seems to have been written in "Early Retard."
donfishmaster 5 months ago 8
@donfishmaster so you should - no need to waste time on long drawn out rants on coconut head atheists. lol
whiteliketar 5 months ago
@donfishmaster love that man!!! good job.
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TheServiceWeb 5 months ago
This guy needs to actually learn something about the bible before making jokes.
JohnMuise 6 months ago
@JohnMuise He knows it is hogwash. Learning the rest is optional.
HitfulVids 5 months ago
jesus never said that the old testement laws dont apply any more. read matthew 5: 17-18. he didnt come to change the laws but to fufill them. only the sacrificial laws changed being that jesus was the ultimate sacrifice for our past sins and all sins to come.read hebrews 10:4-10. So, christians should be following the laws the lord made in the old testament........ unfortunately.
quai30 6 months ago 14
You are not completely right to be honest. Because Yeshua said in Matthew 9:9-13, 'Go and tell what this means: I desire mercy NOT SACRIFICE. For I did not come to call the righteous, but sinners, to repentance!".
royalsteven 2 months ago
Sounds like...Pope fiction XD
dcent2 6 months ago
LOL he said Nukyaler
dcent2 6 months ago
geeze its so annoying how many people on ed's forum point out the satire. They get so excited to tell people haha. I think its funnier when people dont realize its satire...but that gets ruined when both the top comments are saying this video is satire.
TheLongestMile 6 months ago
@TheLongestMile I'm tempted to vote this up, but it would be self-defeating if it did get to the top.
HitfulVids 5 months ago
@HitfulVids ha yeah good point. im glad you see what im talking about tho!
TheLongestMile 5 months ago
After readin some a deez comments. I got ta thinkin'. MAybe dere reely arent no god.
GeorgeDeadson 6 months ago
Lol, overly simplified, from the title it follows that Edward would hate himself :p
FHomeBrew 6 months ago
@Buceroo21 People can't control their thoughts, but they can control their actions. Everyone has thought about doing something bad but has never gone through with it. I thought about stealing some food i wanted when i didn't have money. I didn't, but by what jesus teaches my thoughts were a crime
UnseenAtheist 6 months ago
@Buceroo21 So i am not allowed to think? Wow some creator, he makes "free will" then doesn't allow anyone to think without eternal punishment. I think i will rob a bank tomorrow, not really going to, but hey, since i thought it i deserve to go to jail for it right?
UnseenAtheist 6 months ago
You must really hate yourself, then.
hughharman 6 months ago
@Buceroo21 So you're saying Christianity wants to control your thoughts O_O
UnseenAtheist 6 months ago
Really? are you thaat stupid?
ForestThug 6 months ago
well since you put it that way it all makes perfect sense :)
larsonb33 6 months ago
@Buceroo21 jesus also said typos are a sin
mattakudesu 6 months ago in playlist Reverend Eddie Current
Don't even think about sacrificing my turtles. Sick twisted christards!
asajdera3 6 months ago
Eating with sinners. We have a responsibility to spread positivity and love, every human being. It is not enough to be just Christian by name if the actions of the heart do not speak of goodness. A bad Christian will get a same jdugement as a bad non Christian. We are all responisble for our actions. We reap what we sowe.
royalsteven 6 months ago
@royalsteven pickin and choosin! all these christian volunteers cant be wrong, can they??? its "truth"! there must be "truth" here! ive got news for you not all volunteers are christian, or even affiliated with a religion. who cares about a reward, or some made up god, do it because you care. you were never taught to question so you arent to blame... and theres no harm for most, just a perpetuated lie that is often exploited. what am i saying, ignore the man behind the curtain.
cycophile 6 months ago
Why do you assume I never had the free choice to choose? Are you trying to say all Christians are brainwashed blinded morons? I have the choice to do and believe whatever I want. As long as I feel happy with it and it fits my lifestyle. God happens to fit in my life and He inspires me in many good ways so why not? Living with God teaches you to be humble, to lose your ego, to live according to His rules, to trust His ways not our own. Listening to His voice, ideas, inspiration. It is a whole
royalsteven 6 months ago
lot better than what humans can offer. I know. I have seen the difference. Living from myself, my own desires, fears, doubts and mans or from perfect, good, mercifull all loving God. Since God is perfect and we are not, He is the one to call and ask help to. In my experience He will never let you down. God will lead you to Him when you are thirsty or deeply moved/interested by Him. He works in clear and mysterious ways. I have this sort of sixth sense, it is called the Holy Ghost,
royalsteven 6 months ago
God's inner voice who tells me that He is real and exist. It is a feeling of certainty wich you cannot fully explain if you live without God. If you really want to experience it you would start to believe. All it takes enough faith, like Jesus said.
royalsteven 6 months ago
@royalsteven theres alot science has yet to learn about the power of the mind....either way once you strip back the myth there might be something of universal need and utility. its a complex system of psychology and nature vs. nurture that determines a persons perception, Imo, there is power in stark realism. In this sense, religion(s) and atheism could very well be "facets" of the same diamond. Looking at the world and its diversity, i feel the final answer must also be a universal one.
cycophile 6 months ago
You can never begin a respectfull relationship or normal communication with a judgemental attitude. There at least have to be acceptance and respect to begin with. I also believe it is not entirely up to us to judge who is right or not. Christians should set an example. God knows the true intentions of our hearts. Non believers and believers can learn and teach each other more then we think. Not be friends?Remember Jesus hanging out with the sinners and so called rejected of society.
royalsteven 6 months ago
I would murder jesus with my cock!
williams6480 6 months ago
You can see past the worst-case scenerio.
MrByronDunbar 6 months ago
I understand your hatred for religion. And I understand your in ability to understand the bible. There are many religious people who have muddied the waters. America is NOT a christian country. It's a religious country. God has chosen to reveal His truth to babes. No one can come to Him unless the father draws him. Religion DOES kill but the Spirit gives life. " I once was blind but now I see"
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asgweb2 6 months ago
@asgweb2 Oh, so out of tens of thousands of different interpretations, you know that you are the one that understands it properly?
Cause I think the assorted non-believers have the interpretation of the bible that is more accurate than yours.
We "interpret" the book to be very open to interpretation, as well as ironic and contradictory.
We also "interpret" that you lost your grip on reality in spending so much time intepreting away the most greusome commands from "God."
You're still blind.
Furoar 6 months ago
Lol. Well, you and the devil will have eternity to make up jokes about christianity. Have fun :)
Jesuslives310 6 months ago
461 women forgot to sacrifice two turtle on there period.
bmehoota 6 months ago
idiot
father042 6 months ago
well darn, u sure "checkmated" me.....ur a dumbass
39120c 6 months ago
Your dumb you said you shouldn't kill under any circumstances n then say do stone someone for believing something else???
You are a big as fuckn hypocrite
x6HXCGerry9x 6 months ago
@x6HXCGerry9x Who?
xDarkside101x 6 months ago
@xDarkside101x who what???
x6HXCGerry9x 6 months ago
@x6HXCGerry9x Who's a hypocrite? You know this is satire, right? Eddy's a die hard atheist pretending to be a christian and making a mockery of it, pretending like he doesn't know how stupid he and religions sound, I guess lol
xDarkside101x 6 months ago
Masterclass real-life troll.
DjDoobz 7 months ago
when u said shall not kill then i look in my bible and it said shall not murder (because it is fucking old) i went down to a Christian shop and got a bible and it said shall not kill mmmmm so i thought is america trying to kill the bible i dont know know the bible as been change soo many time know even back when when it wasent in english they change it way back then sooo dont get up us for something that churches, country's have been changing for a long time u dum as american
macloving93 7 months ago
Your a good jesusloving christian, E.Current. God bless you. And America.
mjusiqtube 7 months ago
@mjusiqtube Nah he's an atheist
xDarkside101x 6 months ago
there is no such thing as a phony christian..
kerihess1 7 months ago
there is no such thing as a phony christian..
kerihess1 7 months ago
lol what an idiot. if you want to take passages of violences and follow it youre a sadistic sonofabitch. Christians arent supposed to even FOLLOW the old testament. the old testament is there so it can be explained by the new one, and for everyone to compare the new law established by christ (christian law) to the law of moses (judaism). the OT alone makes no sense at all for a christian. lol@this prick who thinks hes mocking people, what a loser -_-
ivaflimkien 7 months ago
omg ITS NUKE-CLEAR
NOT NUKE-U-LAR
CURSE YOU GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teztost3rpwn 7 months ago
wow his primes is so flippig flauded bahwhahah
superexsteemtv 7 months ago
They say a hypnotist can fool people. FUCK THAT. A bible can brainwash them
rubbertrashful 7 months ago
i don't like when phony Christians Judge me for my short comings but when they should humble themselves and compare themselves to Jesus and look at the example that he made for us.
vitaley420 7 months ago
if every menstruating girl must sacrifice two turtles, world would run out of turtles loong time ago:)))
bombic85 7 months ago
what utter bollocks. Thought shall not kill unless they are a homosexual then you should stone them to death. If this is the word of God, then God is some kind of cunt
fredneedle123 7 months ago
Why is it atheists only attack Christianity?
countalucard82 7 months ago
@countalucard82 because most atheists are former christians. Because of the bible we saw what is false.
rubbertrashful 7 months ago
@countalucard82 besides christianity is the most popular, so he's trying to show how ridiculous most people are in terms of christianity
biggsleezy 7 months ago
@countalucard82 Because christians know better...
signalfire55 7 months ago
@countalucard82 ever heard of an asshole called ShockofGod?
civiccruiser117 4 months ago
@civiccruiser117 I've noticed alot of atheists are condescending and convinced they are highly more intelligent than everyone else. Maybe they don't believe in God because they want to be one. ShockofGod is a rambler and his point seems to be, "we don't know anything for sure". He says that with articulate words that lead to no exact destination. Why do we even watch this sh!t? BTW, it's very clear that God doesn't want us to kill eachother like extremists do. In the NT He'll be the executioner.
countalucard82 4 months ago
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@countalucard82 ~ I've noticed alot of atheists are condescending and convinced they are highly more intelligent than everyone else~
^that made me lol. Many do tend to overdo it a little, but not every one is trying to sound like a know-it-all. If anything they are trying to bring reason to the conflict with the craziness that is religion. To claim that Atheists want to be gods is stupid, they would be hypocritical.
civiccruiser117 4 months ago
@countalucard82
>>Maybe they don't believe in God because they want to be one.
Never met an atheist that pretends or even desires to be 'a god'. An atheists doesn't believe there is a god, anywhere, much less in the mirror. Nothing needs to be worshipped.
gininginin 4 months ago
and I hate you
gogolplex74 7 months ago
This guy is a phony himself; anyone that calls himself to be christian is a phony; people from the outside can call you christian because the different way of living.
Gamehabit 7 months ago
You r the antichrist in person...as christ said woah to you teachers of the law you hipocrytes you r leading many lost people to the dark with your nonsense.....a blind man leads another and they both fall into a pit
frankie19506 8 months ago
The irony in the title is enough for me thank you.
MrEmadshalabi 8 months ago
Darkest forces of the night, gather round my candle's flame, send mine enemies demon's blight, disease all Christian bowels in C'Thun's name
beesleeper 8 months ago
Oh your right that really contradicts....that if you will interpret it literally, but I do believe that God doesn't really wants us to kill. I f I am a parent God wants me to teach my child.....i should not indulge him or her for it is written in the Bible that indulging your child mean destroying them......and to tell you the truth I am not a blind Christian I see that and I chose to understand His words unlike you who rejects the true meaning of it and put your own meaning......
IIsunlightII 8 months ago
@IIsunlightII You are a hypocrite... saying that you put your own meaning on the word of god ("I believe that God doesn't really wants us to kill" even though he repeatedly tells his followers to kill) but criticizing others who do the same... there is no evidence that your interpretation is any more valid than his, and in fact yours is LESS valid because you are actively choosing to ignore the parts you don't like.
Maurganne 8 months ago
omfg it DOES say two turtles, even in the tanakh
lmaoooooo
GodsArePeopleToo 8 months ago
Check mate !
cubanboy740 8 months ago
You know, athiesm makes no sense. TO CLAIM that there is no higher power/God/Godesses(according to the Greens and Romans), aren't you basically saying you know everything? Doesn't THAT make you a God yourself? Aren't you pretty much saying that you KNOW its false? Knowing God does/doesn't exist, by definition, says that you have to know everything... We can prove gravity and such, but to prove/disprove God? Impossible. It's NOT called "faith" for a reason. You're saying you're a God.
CHECKMATE.
DescentFromHeaven 8 months ago
@DescentFromHeaven no it just means that there is no god and we are all here by chance and can only succeed with work and chance, no one has no power over chance
yeah you can't disprove big foot or the smurfs either and that does not make them real does it?
mutageno 8 months ago
@DescentFromHeaven lol oh man , your in on the satire to arent you XD...checkmate
iLuvmyPS2 8 months ago
Women should sacrifice 2 turtles everytime they have their period?! God is one fucked up author
AddictedFort1E 8 months ago
Bible is evil.
rogeriosantos77 8 months ago
"or Heaven forbid, four legged birds or insects."
baigandine 8 months ago
Old Testament does apply now. Luke 16:17 "It is easier for Heaven and the Earth to disappear than one stroke of the Law to become invalid."
drrobertoboogie97 8 months ago
@drrobertoboogie97 Yeah.. Now I know what they were saying.
DescentFromHeaven 8 months ago
"Nuclear? It's pronounced nugilar!" xD
Kaffekopable 8 months ago
This is a bunch of nonsense. You give christians a bad name.
pianoluvr04 8 months ago
@pianoluvr04 he's an athiestic satirist.
MrDaAsif 8 months ago 22
@MrDaAsif i know hes great
silenthill123321 5 months ago
@pianoluvr04 They already had a bad name.
BLACKSABBATH0HM 8 months ago
@pianoluvr04 EdwardCurrent is not a Christian.... he is an atheist that makes fun of religion
JayLeeKorean 8 months ago 38
@JayLeeKorean hmm yeah he does seem like he's making fun of christianity,or at least i think he isn't serious and making fun.
piromaniac9999 6 months ago
@JayLeeKorean How are people not getting this obvious fact??
Enzo2284 5 months ago
Read your lips? No, you read my text. 'The bible is merely a beautiful piece of poetry and history.' I could give a fuck less how you interpret it. There is no real christian.
blindhunt3r 8 months ago
@blindhunt3r we know its fucking satire humor...
Mrmcroller 8 months ago
So nice to see your intellectual humor and irony!
Keep up the good work, and remember to worship and praise the god of the bible meanwhile ... or else!
DrLethias 9 months ago
Umm as a christian, this is really offensive. You should respect other peoples religions because you know God loves everybody, and if you respecting God you know that God loves christians as well.
IcyasIce 9 months ago
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@IcyasIce hypocrite
BLACKSABBATH0HM 8 months ago
did you escape from a mental insitution?
xmemorex93 9 months ago
I should get one of those signs to help me sort things out.
CanadianNihilist 9 months ago
Rise to the challenge or keep sleeping, fellow people of faith. THINK BEFORE YOU CAN'T!
draphaelc 9 months ago
Checkmate!
theyeti101101 9 months ago
Gods out there going, " No..No...you ingrates, I never wrote the bible. Your not supposed to take it seriously, you retards "
Tom6093 9 months ago
.... My God craays a hammer
OweGod 9 months ago
I just wish they would keep gay people out of the church.
known12 9 months ago
this dude sounds fuccing retarted...contradiction after contradiction, just like the bible.. kill wait a minute dont kill
stfameent 9 months ago
@stfameent I think you're the contradiction.
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Sozlled 9 months ago
if u believe every verse in the bible is gods word in this day and age, u are a damn fool..the bible is full of shit
stfameent 9 months ago
I belive in evoulution, and i dont believe the earth is 600 years old, but i am proud to be a catholic!! F*** this atheist bulls***!! F*** science!! F*** the lies that christians our terrorists!! I'd be happy to get some objections!!
MrAlexo333 9 months ago
@MrAlexo333 LoL, I can only assume you're continuing the satire from the video. It's good that some religious people can make sense of sensible science like evolution. Saying F- science is like saying F- all human knowledge, seems like a lot to give up to me. There are certainly christian terrorist although most of them are not, just like muslims. Religious doctrine has done a lot to retard human advancement and continues to cling to superstitious nonsense. It's fair enough to recognize it.
AliburX 9 months ago
I belive in evoulution, and i dont believe the earth is 600 years old, but i am proud to be a catholic!! F*** this atheist bulls***!!
MrAlexo333 9 months ago